Father John Misty Glastonbury

Warning there may be flashing images.

I am waiting for Father John Misty who will be on the stage in a bit.

Earlier, a treat, this was in this tent, this was The Amazons.

# Anywhere, just take me there

# I came in for a taste but took too long

Thanks, Glastonbury. Glastonbury, how you feeling?

CHEERING Feeling good?

CHEERING Bout was awful, sorry. This one's

called In My Mind. # No you can't see me,

'cause I'm better off alone. # Don't have the

strength to carry on. # Don't have the guts to let

you know what's going on... # You've got me crawlin'

back forever baby. # It's not a question

of what's wrong. # It's not a question,

girl I know I've led you on. # When indecision comes

to call, I know we're done. # You've got me crawlin'

back forever baby. # You've got me crawlin'

back forever baby. # You've got me crawlin'

back forever baby. Thank you.

CHEERING Everyone you see will say this, we

are playing Glastonbury. Thank you everyone, so much.

The Amazons Played on the stage early on as we waited for our next

act. But wait no longer. He was here in 2015. Playing on the Park stage.

Now he is back with a brand-new album, Pure New Comedy, in the age

of Trump it is a good album. Be aware there may be some flashing

light and strong language. Here is Father John Misty.

# Our brains are way too big for our mothers' hips

# And so Nature, she divines this alternative

# And hope that whoever greets us on the other end

# And, babies, that's pretty much how it's been ever since

# Now the miracle of birth leaves a few issues to address

# Like, say, that half of us are periodically iron deficient

# So somebody's got to go kill something

# Are you going to get this thing its milk?

# He says as soon as he gets back from the hunt, we can switch

# It's hard not to fall in love with something so helpless

# Ladies, I hope we don't end up regretting this

# Comedy, now that's what I call pure comedy

# Just waiting until the part where they start to believe

# They're at the centre of everything

# Endowed this horror show with meaning

# They worship themselves yet they're totally obsessed

# With risen zombies, celestial virgins,

# Magic tricks, these unbelievable outfits

# When you question their sacred texts

# Their languages just serve to confuse them

# Their confusion somehow makes them more sure

# They build fortunes poisoning their offspring

# And hand out prizes when someone patents the cure

# Where did they find these goons they elected to rule them?

# What makes these clowns they idolize so remarkable?

# These mammals are hell-bent on fashioning new gods

# So they can go on being godless animals

# Oh comedy, their illusions they have no choice but to believe

# Their horizons that just forever recede

# Their idea of being free is a prison of beliefs

# Oh comedy, oh it's like something that a madman would conceive!

# The only thing that seems to make them feel alive

# But the only thing that they request

# Is something to numb the pain with

# Just random matter suspended in the dark

# I hate to say it, but each other's all we got.

# After Mr and the Mrs finish dinner and the dishes

# And now the future's definition is so much higher than it was last year

# It's like the images have all become real

# And someone's living my life for me out in the mirror

# No, can you believe how far we've come

# In the New Age we'll all be entertained

# Rich or poor, the channels are all the same

# You're a star now, baby, so dry your tears

# Not bad for a race of demented monkeys

# From a cave to a city to a permanent party

# When the historians find us we'll be in our homes

# This must have been a wonderful place...

# It got too hot and so we overthrew the system

# Cos there's no place for human existence like right here

# On this bright blue marble orbited by trash

# It was no big thing to give up the way of life we had

# My social life is now quite a bit less hectic

# The nightlife and the protests are pretty scarce

# Now I mostly spend the long days walking through the city

# Sometimes I miss the top of the food chain

# Industry and commerce toppled to their knees

# The super-ego shatters with our ideologies

# The obscene injunction to enjoy life

# And as we return to our native state

# The temperature, it started dropping

# From time to time we all get a bit restless

# With no-one advertising to us constantly

# But the tribe at the former airport

# If you don't mind gathering and hunting

# We're all still pretty good at eating on the run

# Things it would have been helpful to know before the revolution

# Though I'll admit some degree of resentment

# For the sudden lack of convenience around here

# But there are some visionaries among us developing some products

# To aid us in our struggle to survive

# On this godless rock that refuses to die...

# Naturally the dying man wonders to himself

# Has commentary been more lucid than anybody else?

# And had he successively beaten back the rising tide

# So, says the dying man, once I'm in the box

# Just think of all the overrated hacks running amok

# And all of the pretentious, ignorant voices

# The false feminists he'd managed to detect

# Oh, who will critique them once he's left?

# What he'd give for one more day to rate and analyze

# The world made in his image as of yet

# To realize what a mess to leave behind

# Eventually the dying man takes his final breath

# But first checks his news feed to see what he's 'bout to miss

# And it occurs to him a little late in the game

# From rented heavens to the shadows in the cave

I'll admit that the outro was inspired by Oasis. Among friends and

family. # Darling, I love you

as you are when you're alone # As if I could, and if I were to,

what's the part that I'd miss most? # I can hardly believe I've found

you and I'm terrified by that # Kissing my brother in my dreams or

finding God knows in my jeans # Aimless, fake drifter, and the

horny man-child momma's boy to boot # Like a queen would have ostrich

and cobra wine # And play piano

in the Chateau lobby # But you're something else

completely # Dating for 20 years

just feels pretty civilian # Ever thought that once

in my whole life # But you're something else

I can't explain # First time you let me stay the

night despite your own rules # Cheat your way

through film school # You left a note in your

perfect script # All the same things

as somebody else # What are you

doing with your whole life? What an honour. Please let me

welcome to the stage, your opposition leader, Jeremy Corbyn.

CHEERING LAUGHTER

I don't know how to break it to you. Your guys' Socialist music sounds

much better than the Socialist music in America. We just saying kum ba

ya. For all of you watching at home, those of you taking ecstasy at home

by yourself. I would like to reach out through the television and

terrify you. LAUGHTER

# Where my organs scream, "Slow down, man!".

# I'll be breaking things like Howard Hughes.

# Though the world may be out of excuses

# But first let's take you on a quick tour

# Barely got through the prisons and stores

# And the pale horse looks a little sick

# Says, "Jesus, you didn't leave a whole lot for me

# "If this isn't hell already then tell me what the hell is?"

# And we say it's just human, human nature

# And now you've got the gall to judge us

# And we steal fire from the heavens to try to keep the night at bay

# And he's determined to accrue more capital by whatever means he can

# You must not know the first thing about human beings

# We're the earth's most soulful predator

# Try something less ambitious the next time you get bored

# And to make something out of nothing

# Figure I can give you true affection

# True affection, true affection Oh, oh

# Instead of using all these strange devices?

# Figure I can give you true affection

# When I show up to one of several funerals

# I've attended for Grandpa this week

# Since I was picking out an island and a tomb for you

# But we should let this dead guy sleep

# Retracing the expanse of your American back

# Because the marble made my cheeks look pink

Thank you very much. Sorry about missing the Foo Fighters.

# Oh, honeybear, honeybear, honeybear

# On the Rorschach sheets where we make love

Honeybear, honeybear, honeybear Oooh ooh oooh

# You lock the world damn straight malaise

# It may be just us who feel this way

# But don't ever doubt this, my steadfast conviction

# My love, you're the one I want to watch the ship go down with

# The future can't be real, I barely know how long a moment is

# Unless we're naked, getting high on the mattress

# As death fills the streets we're garden-variety oblivious

# You grab my hand and say in an "I told you so" voice

# Don't they see the darkness rising?

# You're welcome boys, have the last of the smokes and chicken

# Just one Cadillac will do to get us out to where we're going

# I've brought my mother's depression

# You've got your father's scorn and a wayward aunt's schizophrenia

# I love you, I love you, I love you.

# It's just you and me. # Honey bear.

Why not? Why not me? It's OK. Yeah!

Father John Misty! Fantastic.

but how has it changed the way we see

I don't think we know the scale of the television revolution,

18 weeks tomorrow and we're still here, still going strong.

As you know, Jenson was born at 24 weeks weighing 710g.

I was told whilst I was in labour if there was no signs of life,

then they wouldn't revive because he was on the cut-off date

with him being so early, but we got through it.

18 weeks tomorrow and we're still here, still going strong.

This programme may contain flashing images.

Wow! Here we are, live at Glastonbury 2017. Primed and ready

to get down to The Jacksons, who are coming on soon. We will bring them

to you. We will bring you all the glitz, all the glamour -- Larmour

and all the groups. We are ready. But right about now, we have some

lovely stuff that happened earlier. Craig David. He absolutely smashed

it. The crowd was huge. Here it is.

# Got something to say, got something to say.

# All right. #, Grant.

# Can you fill me in? # Can you fill me in?

# Let's talk about this. # I knocked at the door, you are

standing with a bottle of red wine. # So I went in, and we sat down...

# We jumped right in. # Diverted to answerphone.

# Me and her parents were kind of cool.

It's Mac -- # Parents trying to find out what we were sneaking around.

# I see two shadows on your bedroom wall.

# Can you fill me in? # Phone diverted to answerphone.

# Red wine bottle had the contents gone.

# Can you fill me in? # Whenever the coast was clear,

you'd asked me to come by. # I'd say, hey girl, coming right

around. # Checking that nobody saw.

# Got down. # Early morning, we better be

leaving. # I give you my jacket.

# Told you to wear it. # I weren't trying to take your mum

and dad for fools. # White can't you keep your

promises? # I saw you leaving with the boy

next door. # Can you fill me in?

Can you fill me in Calls diverted to answer phone

All they seem to do is be checking up on you baby

Watchin' our every move, think some day they might approve baby

Why were you creeping around late last night

Why did I see two shadows moving in your bedroom light

When I left you were dressed in white

Calls diverted to answer phone

Red wine bottle, half the contents gone

When I returned, Jacuzzi turned on Can you fill me in

CHEERING. Thank you so much.

# As I walked through the subway, must've been about quarter past

three. # In front of me stored a beautiful

honey with a beautiful body. # She asked me for the time.

# Did she decline? # Didn't she mind?

# She couldn't wait. # What did she say?

# Took forever drink on Tuesday. # We were making love by Wednesday.

# On Thursday, Friday, Saturday chilled on.

# Took for a drink on Tuesday. # We were making love by Wednesday.

# On Thursday, Friday, Saturday chilled on.

# I'll be getting mine and should be looking fine.

# Sweet talker, she likes to unfold me all night long.

# And I,