Pulp at Glastonbury 1995 Glastonbury

CHEERING

Hello.

CHEERING

This programme contains some strong language

# You say you've got to go home

# Cos he's sitting on his own again this evening

# And I know you're going to let him

# Bore your pants off again

# Oh, God, it's half past eight

# You'll be late

# You say you've never been sure

# Though it makes good sense for you to live together

# Still you bought a toy that can reach the places

# He never goes

# And now it's getting late

# He's so straight

# Do you remember the first time?

# I can't remember a worse time

# But you know that we've changed so much since then

# Oh, yeah, we've grown

# I don't care what you're doing

# No, I don't care if you screw him

# Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh, yeah

# Ooh, you want to go home

# Well, at least there's someone there that you can talk to

# And you never have to face up to the night on your own

# Jesus, it must be great to be straight

# Do you remember the first time?

# I can't remember a worse time

# But you know that we've changed so much since then

# Oh, yeah, we've grown

# Now, I don't care what you're doing

# No, I don't care if you screw him

# Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh, yeah

# Ooh, you want to go home

# You want to go home

# OK, you want to go home

# Ooh, ooh, ooh

# You want to go home, ah-ah, ah

# Ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah

# Do you remember the first time?

# I can't remember a worse time

# But you know that we've changed so much since then

# Oh, yeah, we've grown

# Now, I don't care what you're doing

# No, I don't care if you screw him

# Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh, yeah

# Do you remember the first time?

# I can't remember a worse time

# But you know that we've changed so much since then

# Oh, yeah, we've grown

# Now, I don't care what you're doing

# No, I don't care if you screw him

# Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh, yeah

# Ooh-ooh, you want to go home. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

# The trouble with your brother

# He's always sleeping with your mother

# And I know that your sister missed her time again this month

# Am I talking too fast?

# Or are you just playing dumb

# If you want I can write it down

# Shouldn't matter to you

# Cos aren't you the one with your razzmatazz

# And your nights on the town

# Oh-oh-oh

# Oh, you knew it, and you blew it didn't you, babe?

# I was lying when I asked you to stay

# And now no-one's going to care if you don't call them when you said

# And he's not coming round tonight to try to talk you into bed

# And all those stupid little things they ain't working

# No, they ain't working at all

# Start getting fatter three weeks after I left you

# Now you're going with some kid who looks like some bad comedian

# Now, are you going to go out?

# Are you staying at home

# Eating boxes of Milk Tray?

# Watch TV on your own Aren't you the one

# With your razzmatazz and your nights

# On the town oh-oh-oh

# And your father wants to help you doesn't he, babe?

# But your mother wants to push you away

# And now no-one's going to care if you don't call them when you said

# And he's not coming round tonight to try to talk you into bed

# And all those stupid little things they ain't working

# No, they ain't working at all

# Oh, I saw you at the doctor's waiting for a test

# You're trying to look like some kind of heiress

# But your face is such a mess

# And now you're going to a party and you're leaving on your own

# Well, I'm sorry, but didn't you say

# That things go better with a little bit of razzmatazz?

# Na na na-na na na

# Na na na-na na na

# Na na na-na na na

# And now no-one's going to care if you don't call them when you said

# And he's not coming round tonight to try to talk you into bed

# And now it's half past 10 in the evening

# And you wish that you were dead

# Cos all those stupid little things

# They ain't working no, they ain't working at all. #

APPLAUSE

Thank you.

Good evening.

You all right?

SCREAMING

That's good.

We're all right.

This is good. This is a good thing that's happening here,

us all in this place.

Do you know what's happening in the outside world?

CROWD: No.

And do you care?

CROWD: NO!

OK, John Major...

There's a... When you go home on Monday morning,

you're going to go home to a different world.

Yeah?

But we're not thinking about that now because this is Saturday night.

Yeah? And the furthest thing from our mind is Monday Morning.

But this song is called Monday morning.

# There's nothing to do so you just stay in bed

# Oh, poor thing

# Why live in the world when you can live in your head?

# And you can go out late from Monday

# Till Saturday turns into Sunday

# And now you're back here at Monday

# We're can do it all over again

# And we go ah-ah ah, ah-ah ah

# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

# Give me a refund

# Give me a light

# Give me a reason

# To make it through the night all right

# And so you finally left school

# But now what are you going to do?

# Now you're so grown up, yeah you're oh, oh, oh, oh, so mature, oh

# Going out late from Monday

# Chuck up in the street on Sunday

# You don't want to live till Monday and have to do it all over again

# And you go ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

# Give me a refund

# Give me a light

# Give me a reason

# For all this night after night after night after night

# Oh, I know that it's stupid

# But I just can't seem to spend a night at home

# Cos my friends left town

# And I'm here all alone

# Oh, yeah they say the past must die

# For the future to be born

# In that case, die

# Oh, oh, oh

# Die... #

CHEERING

Stomach in, chest out,

On your marks, get set...

# Now, now that you're free

# What are you going to be?

# And who are you going to see?

# And where, where will you go?

# And how will you know

# You didn't get it all wrong?

# Is this the light of a new day dawning?

# A future bright that you can walk in?

# No, it's just another Monday morning

# Do it all over again, oh, baby

# La-la la-la la

# La-la la-la la

# La-la la-la la

# La-la oh, oh

# La la-la la-la la

# La-la la-la la

# La-la la-la la

# Do do-do do-do do

# Do do-do do-do do

# Do do do do-do do

# Do do-do do-do do

# Do do-do do-do

# Stick your Monday morning up your... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ta.

So what I want to know really is how do you people find your way back to your tents at night?

Cos I went walking round there today.

And there's, like, 2mm of space between each tent.

You can't walk through them.

So I don't know how you do it.

Listen, we're in tents as well.

CHEERING

We are.

And we've got... OK, they're made out of gold lame.

Fair enough, but...

we're in them.

All right. This is something that...

..something that happens. I'm not saying whether it's good or bad, but it's a song called Underwear.

# Why don't you close the door?

# And shut the curtains

# You're not going anywhere

# He's coming up the stairs

# And in a moment

# He'll want to see your underwear

# You couldn't stop it now

# There's no way to get out

# He's standing far too near

# How the hell did you get here?

# Semi-naked in somebody else's room

# I'd give my whole life to see it

# Just you, stood there

# Only in your underwear

# If fashion is your trade

# Then when you're naked

# I guess you must be unemployed, yeah

# Cos once it's underway

# There's no escaping

# The fact that you're a girl and he's a boy

# You couldn't stop it now

# There's no way to get out

# He's standing far too near

# How the hell did you get here?

# Semi-naked in somebody else's room

# I'd give my whole life to see it

# Just you, stood there,

# Only in your underwear

# If you close your eyes

# And just remember

# That this is what you wanted last night

# So why is it so hard

# For you to touch him?

# For you to go and give yourself to him?

# And she says, I couldn't stop it now

# There's no way to get out

# He's standing far too near

# How the hell did you get here?

# Semi-naked in somebody else's room

# I'd give my whole life to see it

# Just you, stood there

# Only in your underwear

# Come on, come on

# Doo doo do-do-o

# Doo-oo, doo-oo

# Doo doo do-do-o

# Doo-oo, doo-oo

# Oh, yeah, I want to see you

# Want to see you standing in your underwear. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

We'd like to play a new song for you now.

It's kind of appropriate, this song,

because...

..Well, for a start, it's got an acoustic guitar in it.

Which is what this festival's about.

Also, there's, um... It was the title of this song...

..is Sorted For E's And Wizz.

And that's a phrase that a girl that I met in Sheffield once told me.

And she went to see The Stone Roses in Spike Island.

And I said, "What do you remember about it?"

And she said, "Well, I just remember all these blokes walking around

'saying, "Is everybody sorted for E's and wizz?"'

And that's what she remembered about it,

and I thought it was a good phrase.

And it's kind of about... I don't know,

about five or six years ago, I went to a lot of...

..what we in those days called raves, I guess.

And...it's about the experience of that.

And so I'm glad that this is the first time we're playing it,

cos it seems like the right place.

# Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?

# Or just 20,000 people standing in a field

# And I just don't understand quite what this feeling is

# But that's OK cos we're all sorted out for E's and Wizz

# And tell me when the spaceship lands

# Cos all this has just got to mean something

# In the middle of the night

# It feels all right but then tomorrow morning

# Ohh, ohh, when you come down

# Oh, yeah, the pirate radio told us what was going down

# Got the tickets from some fucked up bloke in Camden Town

# And I just don't understand just what this feeling is

# But that's OK

# Cos we're all sorted out for E's and whizz

# At 4 o'clock the normal world seems very, very, very far away

# Hey, hey

# In the middle of the night

# It feels all right

# But then tomorrow morning

# Ooh, ooh, then you come down

# Just keep on moving

# Everybody asks your name

# They say we're all the same and yes, "nice one, geezer"

# But that's as far as the conversation went

# I lost my friends, I dance alone

# It's six o'clock, I wanna go home

# But it's "no way," "not today," makes you wonder what it meant

# And this hollow feeling grows and grows and grows and grows

# And you want to call your mother and say

# "Mother, I'm sorry that I can never come home again,

# "Cos I seem to have left an important part of my brain somewhere

# "Somewhere in a field in Wiltshire."

# All right

# In the middle of the night It feels all right

# But then tomorrow morning

# Ooh

# Oh, then you come down

# Ooh

# Oh, then you come down

# Ooh

# What if you never come down? #

CHEERING

Ta.

Listen, people at the back, I know you're there

cos I was there last night trying to watch Oasis.

It's difficult, yeah...

It's difficult, but it can be done. I'm with you.

All right, this is another new one.

# Well, we were born within an hour of each other

# Our parents said we could be sister and brother

# Your name is Deborah, Deborah

# It never suited you

# They said that when we grew up

# We'd get married and never split up

# We never did it

# Although I often thought of it

# Oh Deborah, do you recall?

# Your house was very small, with woodchip on the wall

# When I came round to call

# You didn't notice me at all

# And I said, "Let's all meet up in the year 2000

# "Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?

# "Be there, two o'clock by the fountain down the road"

# I never knew that you'd get married

# I would be living down here on my own

# On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago

# You were the first girl at school to get breasts

# And David said that you were the best

# The boys all loved you but I was a mess

# I had to watch them try and get you undressed

# We were friends and that's as far as it went

# I used to walk you home sometimes but it meant

# Oh, it meant nothing to you, cos you were so, popular

# Deborah, do you recall?

# Your house was very small with woodchip on the wall

# When I came round to call you didn't notice me at all

# And I said, "Let's all meet up in the year 2000

# "Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?

# 'Be there, two o'clock by the fountain down the road"

# I never knew that you'd get married

# I would be living down here on my own

# On that damp and lonely Thursday on my own

# Do it

# Oh yeah

# Oh yeah

# Now she's gone

# You've paid your money and you've taken your choice

# And I know we'll never meet again

# But Deborah I just wanted you to know I remember every single thing

# Oh, do you recall?

# Your house was very small with woodchip on the wall

# When I came round to call you didn't notice me at all

# And I said, "Let's all meet up in the year 2000

# "Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?

# "Be there, two o'clock by the fountain down the road"

# I never knew that you'd get married

# I would be living down here on my own

# On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago

# Oh, what are you doing Sunday baby?

# Would you like to come and meet me maybe?

# You can even bring your baby

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

# What are you doing Sunday, baby?

# Would you like to come and meet me maybe?

# You can even bring your baby

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. #

CHEERING

All right. Danke schoen.

Listen right, we're towards the end of June,

June's the sixth month of the year -

therefore the middle of the year -

this year's 1995,

five is the half of ten,

we're therefore in the middle of the 1990s.

After the end of June, we're going to be nearer to the year 2000

then we are to the beginning of the 90s.

Now, how are we going to approach the year 2000?

Yeah.

Are we approaching it looking up there?

Or are we approaching it looking down there?

Who says up there?

CHEERING

Who says down there?

BOOING AND CHEERING

Right, that's settled it. Good.

All right, we like driving on a Saturday night.

CHEERING

# We like driving on a Saturday night

# Past the Leisure Centre Left at the lights

# We don't look for trouble

# But if it comes we don't run

# Looking out for trouble

# Is what we call fun

# Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals

# Wouldn't you like to come over

# And watch some vandals

# Smashing up someone's home?

# We can't help it We're so thick we can't think

# Can't think of anything But shit, sleep and drink

# Oh, and we like women "Up the women" we say

# And if we get lucky We might even meet some one day

# Oh, you, you in the Jesus sandals

# Wouldn't you like to come over

# And watch some vandals

# Smashing up someone's home?

# Mister, we just want your car

# Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir

# Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy

# But don't you want to come and see?

# Hey!

# Mister, we just want your car

# Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir

# Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy

# Oh, oh, mister We just want your car

# Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir

# Oh, oh The papers say it's a tragedy

# But don't you want to come and see?

# Mister, we just want your car

# Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir

# Oh, oh The papers say it's a tragedy. #

CHEERING

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

I was kind of disappointed, I'm sure you were, when you woke up this morning and it was a little bit grey.

D'you know what I mean?

I mean, yesterday, it seemed like

there was no way cold weather could exist around here.

But listen,

that didn't put us off, did it?

AUDIENCE: NO!

No, we made it through.

CHEERING

We're now here.

And I hope when you're walking around the site today, you had...

..what is known as

an acrylic afternoon. CHEERING

# I fell asleep on your sofa

# And had a dream about a small child in dungarees

# Who caught his hands in the doors of the Paris Metro

# Then my face cracked open

# And you were there

# Yeah, you were there

# You were there dressed in green

# Saying something obscene

# But that's why I came here in the first place

# Oh, well, that and the tea

# Can I stay here, lying under the table together with you now?

# Can I hold you forever in acrylic afternoons?

# I want to hold you tight Whilst children play outside

# And wait for their mothers To finish with lovers

# And call them inside for their tea

# Cushions and TV

# And the table set for tea

# One for you, one for me

# Come and lie down on my settee

# In that green jumper

# You can have anything you want

# And the clock is saying It's half past four but you know

# I want to stay a little more

# Can I stay here, lying under the table together with you now?

# Can I hold you forever in acrylic afternoons?

# I want to hold you tight Whilst children play outside

# And wait for their mothers To finish with lovers

# And call them inside for their tea... #

And the tiny little specks of dust are floating along the Parisian...

Held for an instant and settle in the fine hairs along the top of your lip.

Net curtains blow slightly in the breeze.

Lemonade light filters through the trees.

It's so soft and it's warm

Just another cup of tea, please.

# Can we stay here, lying under the table together with you now?

# Can I hold you forever in acrylic afternoons?

# I want to hold you tight Whilst children play outside

# And wait for their mothers To finish with lovers

# And call them inside for their tea

# Heather, Rachel!

# Oo-ooh

# Oo-ooh

# Oo-ooh

# Oo-ooh oo-ooh

# Pow!

# Pow!

# Pow!

# Pow! #

CHEERING

Thanks.

All right, so this is the last new song we're playing tonight.

This is a song about, you know, if you grow up in a town

and everybody else wears a white shirt when they go out on a Friday night, with short sleeves.

And maybe a moustache if you're a bloke, or if you're a girl,

some kind of stilettos.

And when they see you in town, you know, there's a pack of about ten of them. And then they see you in town

and they're laughing at you. Cos they think you're the weird one, yeah? Right?

CHEERING

And this is how...about how we have our revenge on them,

and it's called Mis-Shapes.

CHEERING

# Mis-shapes, mistakes, misfits

# Raised on a diet of broken biscuits

# Oh, we don't look the same as you

# And we don't do the things you do

# But we live around here too Oh baby

# Mis-shapes, mistakes, misfits

# We'd like to go to town but we can't risk it

# Cos you just want to keep us out

# You could end up with a boot in your mouth

# Just for standing out, oh really

# Brothers, sisters, can't you see

# The future is owned by you and me

# There won't be fighting in the street

# They think they got us beat

# But revenge is going to be so sweet

# We're making a move We're making it now

# We're coming out of the sidelines

# Just put your hands up It's a raid, yeah

# We want your homes We want your lives

# We want the things you won't allow us

# We won't use guns We won't use bombs

# We'll use the one thing we've got more of

# That's our mind

# Mi-i-ind

# Check your lucky numbers

# That much money could drag you under, oh

# What's the point of being rich

# When you can't think what to do with it?

# Cos you're so bleeding thick

# Oh, baby

# Oh, we weren't supposed to be

# We learnt too much at school and now we can't help but see

# That the future that you've got mapped out

# Is nothing much to shout about

# We're making a move We're making it now

# We're coming out of the sidelines

# Just put your hands up It's a raid, yeah

# We want your homes We want your lives

# We want the things you won't allow us

# We won't use guns We won't use bombs

# We'll use the one thing we've got more of

# That's our minds

# And that's our minds

# Brothers and sisters can't you see?

# The future is owned by you and me

# There won't be fighting in the street

# They think they got us beat

# But revenge is going to be so...sweet

# We're making a move We're making it now

# We're coming out of the sidelines

# Just put your hands up It's a raid, yeah

# We want your homes We want your lives

# We want the things you won't allow us

# We won't use guns We won't use bombs

# We'll use the one thing we've got more of

# That's our minds, yeah

# That's our minds, yeah. #

CHEERING

Cos that's one thing you can't buy, yeah?

Something up here.

You know you can go to anybody, right?

You can have plastic surgery for your face

and you can't shove anything inside your head

that's going to make any difference.

That's all.

So...

We rule.

CHEERING

So there!

Do you know what this means?

What does it mean?

Someone tell me what it means, please.

I'm looking for an answer.

Well, for me it means we're going to play Babies.

CHEERING

CHEERING

# It happened years ago

# When you lived on Stanhope Road

# We listened to your sister

# When she came home from school

# She was two years older

# And she had boys in her room

# I listened outside, I heard her All right

# That was all right for a while

# But soon I wanted more

# I wanna see as well as hear And so I...

# I hid inside her wardrobe And she came home round four

# And she was with some kid called David

# From the garage up the road

# I listened outside, I heard her All right

# Oh, I wanna take you home

# I wanna give you children

# You might be my girlfriend Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

# When I saw you next day

# I really couldn't tell

# Cos you might go and tell your mother

# And so you went with Neve

# And Neve was coming on

# And I thought I heard you laughing

# When his mum and dad were gone

# I listened outside, I heard you All right

# Oh, I wanna take you home

# I wanna give you children

# You might be my girlfriend Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

# I guess

# It couldn't last too long

# Cos I came home one day

# And all her things were gone

# I fell asleep inside

# I never heard her come

# And then she opened up her wardrobe

# And I had to get it on, yeah Oh, listen

# We were on the bed when you came home

# I heard you stop outside the door

# I know you won't believe it's true I only went with her

# Cos she looks like you

# Oh, I wanna take you home

# I wanna give you children

# You might be my girlfriend Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah

# Ohh-oh-ohh

# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

# Yeah, yeah-yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

# Yeah, yeah-yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Yeah

# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

# Yeah Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. #

CHEERING

I don't usually make any notes before we play

because I think we should always be spontaneous on stage.

You know what I mean?

I think you should come on and be in the moment and, you know...

We come on here and you're there

and we do our thing and we see what you make of it

and then it comes back to us

and it's something that happens, right?

Which is what I believe in.

Because...

I was sat in the tent today and I was thinking about things.

I did actually write a few things down.

So, let's see if I've missed any of them out.

Um...

"Carrots, potatoes, pea..." No, sorry. That's my shopping list.

Um...

I've said most things. The only other thing is...

..you can't buy feelings and you can't buy anything worth having.

The other thing is, if you want something to happen enough

then it actually will happen, OK?

CHEERING

And I believe that.

That's why we're stood on this stage today after 15 years, cos...

CHEERING

..we wanted it to happen, you know what I mean?

So, if a lanky get like me can do it, and us lot, yeah,

you can do it too, all right?

CHEERING

So, on that positive note, this is the last song -

we can't play any more after this.

This is Common People.

WILD CHEERING

# She came from Greece She had a thirst for knowledge

# She studied sculpture at St Martin's college

# That's where I

# Caught her eye

# She told me that her dad was loaded

# I said, in that case, I'll have rum and Coca-Cola

# She said, "Fine"

# And then in 30 seconds' time

# She said...

# "I wanna live like common people

# "I wanna do whatever common people do

# "I wanna sleep with common people

# "I wanna sleep with common people like you"

# Well, what else could I do?

# I said, I'll...

# I'll see what I can do

# I took her to a supermarket

# I don't know why But I had to start it somewhere

# So it started there

# I said, pretend you got no money

# She just laughed and said, "You're so funny", I said, yeah

# Huh

# Well, I can't see anyone else smiling in here

# Are you sure

# You wanna live like common people

# You wanna see whatever common people see

# You wanna sleep with common people

# You wanna sleep with common people like me?

# But she didn't understand

# And she just smiled and held my hand

# Rent a flat above a shop

# Cut your hair and get a job

# Smoke some fags and play some pool

# Pretend you never went to school

# Still you'll never get it right

# Cos when you're laying in bed at night

# Watching roaches climb the wall

# If you called your dad He could stop it all, yeah

# You'll never live like common people

# You'll never do whatever common people do

# You'll never fail like common people

# You'll never watch your life slide out of view

# And then dance and drink and screw

# Because there's nothing else to do-oo-oo, ow!

# Sing along with the common people

# Sing along and it might just get you through

# Laugh along with the common people

# Laugh along even though they're laughing at you

# And the stupid things that you do

# Because you think that poor is coo-oo-oo-l

# Like a dog lying in a corner

# They will bite you and never warn you, look out

# They'll tear your insides out

# Cos everybody hate a tourist

# Especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh

# Ha-ha

# And the chips, stains and grease will come out in the bath

# You will never understand

# How it feels to live your life

# With no meaning or control

# And with nowhere left to go

# You are amazed that they exist

# And they burn so bright Whilst you can only wonder why

# Rent a flat above a shop

# Cut your hair and get a job

# Smoke some fags and play some pool

# Pretend you never went to school

# Still you'll never get it right

# When you're laying in bed at night

# Watching roaches climb the wall

# If you call your dad He could stop it all, ow!

# You'll never live like common people

# You'll never do whatever common people do

# You'll never fail like common people

# You'll never watch your life slide out of view

# And then dance and drink and screw

# Because there's nothing else to do-oo-oo... #

Take it down.

Take it down.

Take it down.

# I wanna live with common people like you

# I wanna live with common people like you

# I wanna live with common people like you

# I wanna live with common people like you

# I wanna live with common people like you

# I wanna live with common people like you

# I wanna live with common people like you

# I wanna live with common people like you

# I wanna live with common people like you

# I wanna live with...

# I wanna live with...

# I wanna live with...

# I wanna live with...

# ..common people like you

# La la, la-la

# You, la la, la-la

# You, la la, la-la

# You, la la, la-la

# Oh, yeah. #

CHEERING

Thank you very much.

And thanks for making this a very special night for us.

I hope it was special for you as well.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your time here. Glastonbury, 25 years.

Here's to 25 more, all right? Live on.

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