Part II Guitar Heroes at the BBC

MUSIC: "Albatross" by Fleetwood Mac

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

# Hey, Joe

# I said, where you going with that gun in your hand? #

RE-TUNES GUITAR STRING Ohhh!

# Hey, Joe

# I said, where you going with that gun in your hand?

# I'm going way down south Way down south

# You know I shot my old lady

# And I gotta get out of here as fast as I can

# I shot down my old lady... # And I've forgot the words...

# I got to get out of here as fast as I can

# Yeah! #

We're going to stop playing this rubbish and dedicate a song

to Cream, regardless of what kind of group they might be in.

We'd like to dedicate it to Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker and, uh, Jack Bruce.

PLAYS INTRO TO "Sunshine Of Your Love"

We're being put off the air!

APPLAUSE

Uh!

Oh, oh, oh! All right!

# There she stood in the street

# Smiling from her head to her feet

# I said, "Hey, what is this now, baby?"

# Maybe she's in need of a kiss

# I said, "He-ee-ey, what's your name, baby?

# "Maybe we can see things the same"

# Now don't you wait or hesitate

# Let's move before they raise the parking rate

# All right now

# Baby, it's all right now... # Huh, yeah

# All right now

# Baby, it's all right now

# Oooh

# Listen, I took her home to my place

# Watching every move on her face

# She said, "Look, man. What's your game?

# "Are you trying to put me in shame?"

# I said, "Slow, babe. Don't go so fa-aa-st

# "Don't you think that love can last?"

# She said, "Love? Lord above!

# "Now you're trying to trick me in lo-oo-oo-ve"

# All right now Baby, it's all right now

# All right now Baby, it's-a all right now

# All right now Baby, it's all right now

# All right now Baby, it's all right now

-# Hey, we're so happy together

-All right now

-# Hey, baby, it's all right

-Baby, it's all right now

-# A-AA-All ri-ii-ight

-All right now

-# A-AA-All right

-Baby, it's all right now

-# All right now

-Yeah! A-AA-All right

# It's all right, baby

-# Everything's all right, yeah

-All right now

# Baby, it's all right now

-# Mmmmm

-All right now

-# All right

-Baby, it's all right now. #

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

PLAYS FLAMENCO GUITAR

APPLAUSE

# Sweatin' hard, I didn't get a shot

# All I did was stand around and get too hot

# Knowin' all the people wasn't on my side

# Losin' all my money and I'm getting tired

# All the women come a-runnin' like he's Getty's son

# Makes you kind of jealous but it sure is fun

# I don't mind but he wants my lady, too

# You know the crowd gets bigger as the word goes 'round

# Pool hall king was playin' back in town

# Minnesota Fats standin' up at the back

# Tryin' to hide himself in a plastic mac

# You ought to hear the silence when the kid walks in

# His reputation's bigger than gasoline

# I don't mind but he's tryin' to fill my lady, too

# Pool hall Richard, you're far too wicked, we know

# Pool hall Richard, kid, you're wicked, we know

# You broke more hearts than a gigolo could ever do

# With your yellow carnation and your pink satin suit

# You make me jealous but I worship you

# One day soon I'm gonna beat you clean

# Wipe that smile right off your chin

# Everybody gonna drive from miles around

# Queuin' up to see me take away your crown

# Then you'll never never ever take my lady then

# Ooooh!

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

# Pool hall Richard You're far too wicked, we know

# Yes, we do

# Pool hall Richard, kid you're wicked, we know

# You broke more hearts than a gigolo could ever do

# Dig this

# Bam goes the brown That's another one down

# Know they play much better when the sun goes down

# Bang goes the green You're so obscene

# Your hands are dirty but your skin is clean

# Bam goes the blue Lock away your cue

# The pool hall king is hustlin' you

# Bam goes the 8-ball Didn't see it spin at all

# This kid can play, oh yeah!

# Bam goes the brown Ooh, another one down

# Know they play much better now the sun's goin' down

# Bang goes the green You're so obscene

# Your hands are dirty Your skin is clean

# Damn the pink, one more to sink

# Gonna beat you someday cos you're makin' me sick

# Down on the black At the back of the pack

# Aw, you nearly missed You ain't so hot

# Pool hall Richard, kid you're wicked, we know

# You broke more hearts than a gigolo could ever do

# Whoo-hoo!

# You're breakin' my heart But you're stealin' my tart

# No, no, no. #

APPLAUSE

PLAYS SLIDE GUITAR

# Have you seen that vigilante man?

# Have you seen that vigilante man?

# I've been hearin' his name all over the land

# Rainy nights down in the engine house

# Sleepin' just as still as a mouse

# A man comes along chased us out in the rain

# Was that a vigilante man?

# Preacher Casey was just a workin' man

# And he said, "Unite all you workin' men"

# Killed him in the river

# Some strange man

# Was that a vigilante man?

# Tell me why does the vigilante man

# Tell me why does the vigilante man

# Carry that sawed-off shotgun in his hand?

# Would he shoot his brother and sister down?

# Have you seen that vigilante man?

# Have you seen that vigilante man?

# I've been hearin' his name all over the land. #

# Get down deeper and down

# Down, down deeper and down

# Down, down deeper and down

# Get down deeper and down

# I want all the world to see

# To see you're laughing And you're laughing at me

# I can take it all from you

# Again, again, again, again again, again, again

# Deeper and down Down, down deeper and down

# Down, down deeper and down

# Down, down deeper and down

# Get down deeper and down

# I have all the ways, you see

# To keep you guessing Stop your messing with me

# You'll be back to find your way

# Again, again, again again, again, again, again

# Deeper and down Down, down deeper and down

# Down, down deeper and down Down, down deeper and down

# Get down. #

APPLAUSE

All right!

# I was born in a cross-fire hurricane

# And I cried at my mama in the falling rain

# But it's all right in fact, it's a gas!

# But it's all right

# I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, It's a gas, gas, gas!

# I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag

# I was schooled with a strap right across my back

# But its all right in fact, it's a gas!

# But it's all right

# I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash It's a gas, gas, gas!

# It's a gas, all right!

# Whooo!

# I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead

# I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled

# I frowned at the crumbs from a crust of bread

# I was crowned with a spike right through my head

# But its all right in fact, it's a gas!

# But it's all right

# I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, It's a gas, gas, gas!

# All right!

# Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas

# Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas. #

# Among the trees I have lain

# Past my golden days among the trees

# I have spent my summers in a haze

# Of lazy afternoons Watching all the rain

# As it patterns the veranda and disappears again

# Ahhh

# Gone, the sun

# How I wish I could return to those summers once again

# How I wish I could just sit down in the presence of a friend

# Making music or just listening to the birds so far from sight

# And watching as the dark shades of evening turn to night

# Gone, the sun

# Among the trees, I have lain

# Past my golden days

# Among the trees, I have spent my summers in a haze

# Of lazy afternoons watching all the rain

# As it patterns the veranda Then disappears again

# Gone, the sun. #

# She's a maid in heaven

# He's a knight on the tiles, a bat out of hell, oh well

# It's just a question of style

# It's a time for giving

# In the two-star hotel where breakfast in bed per head

# It's just the price of a smile

# I know it's not easy to live this way

# Just an hour and a fleeting kiss 'til the morning

# Silent nights of wonders

# Day breaks through the door broken and torn, reborn

# Two shadows thrown on the floor

# Hold me now, go lightly

# Take the rough with the smooth, a token of love, my love

# Was made in heaven for you

# It's made in heaven for you

# It's made in heaven for you. #

# Guess who just got back today?

# Them wild-eyed boys that had been away

# Haven't changed, haven't much to say

# But man, I still think them cats are great

# They were asking if you were around

# How you was, where you could be found

# I told them you were living downtown

# Driving all the old men crazy

-# The boys are back in town

-The boys are back in town

-# I said, the boys are back in town

-The boys are back in town

-# The boys are back in town

-The boys are back in town

-# The boys are back in town

-The boys are back in town

# You know the chick that used to dance a lot

# Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got

# Man, when I tell you she was cool, she was red hot

# I mean she was steaming

# That night over at Johnny's place

# Well, this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face

# Man, we just fell about the place

# If that chick don't want to know, forget her

-# The boys are back in town

-The boys are back in town

-# I said, the boys are back in town

-The boys are back in town

-# The boys are back in town

-The boys are back in town

-# The boys are back in town

-The boys are back in town

# Spread the word around

# Guess who's back in town?

# Friday night they'll be dressed to kill

# Down at Dino's bar and grill

# The drink will flow and blood will spill

# If the boys want to fight, you'd better let them

# That jukebox in the corner blasting out my favourite song

# The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long

# It won't be long till summer comes

# Now that the boys are here again

-# The boys are back in town

-The boys are back in town

-# The boys are back in town

-The boys are back in town

-# The boys are back in town

-The boys are back in town

# The boys are back, the boys are back. #

APPLAUSE

# This here's a right-away letter

# I've got to mail it today

# Straight to my main inspirer

# Says "Urgent, from the USA"

# It's got my heart inside it, the postage is my soul

# Contains a message from millions, Keith, don't go

# I said, Keith don't go

# No, don't take my fun

-#

-Keith, don't go

-#

-Keith, don't go

# 2,000 guitars wailin', but it ain't quite the same

# You've got a knack for sailin'

# And it's stamped with your own brand name

# We's all sailors, as captain you must...know

# You bring a message to millions

# Says Keith don't go

# I said, Keith don't go

# No, don't take my fun

-#

-Keith, don't go

-#

-Keith, don't go

# We miss our father Jimi

# It's hard to breathe with that loss

# But I still got you brother, don't nail yourself to a cross

# I watch you lead the pack, you put the drive into my soul

# You bring a message to millions, says Keith don't go

# I said, Keith, don't go

# No, don't take my fun

-#

-Keith, don't go

-#

-Keith, don't go

# I said, Keith, don't you go No, don't you take my...

-#

-Keith, don't go

-..Fun!

-#

-Keith, don't go

-#

-Keith, don't go

-You know what I'm talkin' about

-#

-Keith, don't go

-I really mean it. #

APPLAUSE

# In the city there's a thousand things I want to say to you

# But whenever I approach you, you make me look a fool

# I wanna say, I wanna tell you

# About the young ideas But you turn them into fears

# In the city there's a thousand faces all shining bright

# And those golden faces are under 25

# They wanna say, they gonna tell ya

# About the young idea

# You better listen now you've said your bit-a

# And I know what you're thinking You still think I am crap

# But you'd better listen, man Because the kids know where it's at

# In the city there's a thousand men in uniforms

# And I've heard they now have the right to kill a man

# We wanna say, we gonna tell ya

# About the young idea

# And if it don't work, at least we said we've tried

# In the city

# In the city

# In the city

# In the city

# In the city there's a thousand things I want to say to you. #

# I'm a rocker, roller

# I'm a right out of controller

# I'm a wheeler, dealer

# Well, I'm a wicked woman stealer

# Cruiser, bruiser

# I'm a rockin' rollin' man

# Got slicked back hair Skin tight jeans

# Cadillac car And a teenage dream

# I'm a rocker, roller

# Well, I'm a rocker, roller

# Rocker, rockin' rollin' man

# Got lurex socks Blue suede shoes

# V8 car and tattoos

# I'm a rocker, roller

# Well, I'm a rock, rock, rockin' roller

# I'm a rocker A rockin' rollin' ma-aa-aa-n

# Whoa!

# Well, I'm a rocker, roller

# I'm a rocker Yeah, yeah, I'm a rocker

# Oh, girl

# A rockin' rollin', a rockin' rollin' ma-aa-n...! #

Well, you want a job up there?

Well try to swim!

Oh!

# Oh, I'm a rocker, roller

# A right out of controller

# Whoa, I'm wheeler, wheeler, dealer

# I'm a wicked woman stealer

# Cruiser, bruiser

# I'm a rockin' rollin' man

# Rocker!

# Well, I'm a rocker

# Roll

# Roll all night lo-oo-oo-ng

# Well, I'm a rockin' roll

# Rockin' rollin' man. #

# Ro-oo-oo-oo-ck'in ma-aa-aa-n! #