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Tiwns, comedi a lleisiau ffres. Blas o gynnwys arlein @hanshs4c. Tunes, comedy and fresh faces. A taste of online content @hanshs4c.


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-Hello, I'm in Bala, on Lleyn.

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-I'm going to show you some of Bala.

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-The sign says Y Bala.

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-Posh!

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-Esyllt Ethni-Jones presents: Wales

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-Bala is famous for its lake.

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-Its Welsh name is Llyn Tegi, after

-the monster that lives underwater.

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-The locals say he's this big

-with a long neck this big and more.

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-According to legend, he's lived

-in the lake since the '80s.

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-He moved there from the Wirral...

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-..after many caravan holidays

-in the Bala area.

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-At the start of the '90s...

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-..Meibion Glyndwr tried to burn

-Tegi's house to the ground...

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-..while poor Tegi had popped

-to Kwik Save.

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-But, lucky for Tegi,

-his house is made of water.

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-I don't know how much truth there is

-to that story.

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-If there's a monster in the water,

-how does it breathe?

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-Bala is full of statues.

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-Like this one.

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-What's your name, mate?

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-Tom!

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-What's your name, mate?

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-Tom!

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-Say what you like about Bala people,

-but they're all called Tom.

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-Here's a local shop

-called Awen Meirion.

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-Alright, Tom?

-Do you run Awen Meirion?

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-Yes.

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-Do you sell books? Vegetables?

-Boats? Mice?

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-Slime? Crockery? Boys?

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-Dust?

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-Lleuwen Steffan? Curtains?

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-Llwybr Llaethog? Flooring?

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-Dishcloths?

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-Dishcloths?

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-No!

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-Congratulations, Tom.

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-Gwyn.

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-Bloody hell!

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-Another famous Tom in Bala

-is Tomen y Bala.

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-Doesn't look like the others.

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-It's Bala's

-official invisible castle.

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-It was built near a car park

-and a car parts store...

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-Tomen y Bala, Bala Castle...

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-..has been called

-Bala's Cardiff Castle in the past.

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-The only people who live here now...

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-..is the king of hearts himself,

-Osian Candelas...

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-..and his army of bandmates.

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-So, there you have it - Bala.

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-Alright, mate?

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-Let us know if you've been to Bala

-in the comments.

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-I'm going to drown these hamsters.

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-Get in, you bastards.

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-Celery, cucumber and basil

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-10ml lemon juice

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-10ml ancho reyes (chilli liqueur)

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-I'm Cara Glynne and I own the

-@caraglynne Instagram account...

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-..and the Makeup By Cara Glynne

-Facebook account.

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-Here's one of the looks

-I've come up with for Halloween.

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-I love Halloween.

-I can be creative with make-up.

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-I start with a single eyeshadow

-by Anastasia Beverly Hills...

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-..called Sienna

-and put it all over the crease.

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-Then, I use a single eyeshadow

-by Makeup Geek called Morocco.

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-I put this all over the crease too.

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-Then I use a single eyeshadow

-by Makeup Geek in the Corrupt shade.

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-I start on the outside of the crease

-and work my way inwards.

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-I only use a little because

-the eyeshadow is very pigmented.

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-I cut the crease with Stila

-Magnificence Metal in Diamond Dust.

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-This adds sparkle.

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-I then go back to the black

-eyeshadow from the outside...

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-..to ensure everything's blended.

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-I then add some Shimma Shimma

-by Makeup Geek on the brow bone.

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-Next, I add one coat

-of L'Oreal mascara...

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-..before adding eyelashes

-by Lulu Lashes.

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-I use Morocco and Corrupt by Makeup

-Geek again on the lower lash line.

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-Then I add Shimma Shimma

-on the corner.

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-I move on to the face and start with

-Makeup Geek Morocco on my forehead.

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-I use it to contour.

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-I also put the eyeshadow on my nose.

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-Now, I put NYX Liquid Suede in Alien

-on my lips to create the smile.

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-Next, liquid lipstick in the

-Unicorn Blood shade by Jeffree Star.

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-Then, I ensure that both colours

-are blended.

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-To finish the lips, NYX Liquid Liner

-to create a dimension on the sides.

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-The next step

-is drawing two lines down my face...

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-..using the Unicorn Blood

-liquid lipstick.

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-I then use the Morocco eyeshadow

-to smudge the colours together.

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-I'll then start on the collar

-with Snazaroo face paint.

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-Adding black paint

-adds a dimension to the collar.

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-Don't worry if you make a mistake.

-You can use wipes to tidy it up.

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-I now put in white contact lenses

-to add to the look.

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-To make the cuts look

-more realistic, I add fake blood.

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-To finish the look,

-I put my hair in pigtails...

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-..and then backcomb.

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-Here's the finished look.

-Please share the video.

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-If you recreate this look, take

-a photo and post it in the comments.

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-I'd been going out with my

-girlfriend at the time for a year.

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-We were both really happy.

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-We felt we were ready

-to get more risque in bed.

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-But not in bed, this time.

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-One night, we decided to go

-for a walk, just round the corner...

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-..to a park surrounded by trees.

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-We went into the bushes

-and started kissing.

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-Before we knew it,

-we were both naked...

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-..and were having sex

-on the woodland floor.

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-After an energetic five minutes...

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-..I heard something

-running through the bushes.

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-It didn't bother me much...

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-..and I really didn't want

-to freak out my girlfriend.

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-But I heard the sound again.

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-My girlfriend heard it too.

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-We stopped for a second,

-I turned round...

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-..to see a Yorkshire terrier

-looking right at us...

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-..stark naked.

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-He started to bark.

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-We both started to panic.

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-Then, we heard someone shouting...

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-Come here, boy!

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-Rocky!

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-The voice got nearer and nearer.

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-We tried to find our clothes

-in the darkness...

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-..as the owner of the dog

-got ever nearer.

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-The dog continued to bark.

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-The owner lifted the terrier

-and shone the torch right at us.

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-We stood there really awkwardly.

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-After a couple of awkward, quiet

-seconds, staring at each other...

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-..he broke the silence by saying

-my T-shirt was the wrong way round.

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-He walked away

-with Rocky under his arm.

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-I still see the bloody dog and his

-owner on the estate all the time.

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-It makes me wonder

-how many of the neighbours know.

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-.

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-I feel like I'm diffusing a bomb.

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-This is a class game.

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-My gran has this in her house.

-It's an experience.

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-You have to get the ball from one

-side to the other, timing it right.

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-The game

-was invented in 1980 by Tomy

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-How does the ball

-go from one place to the other?

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-A magnet.

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-A magnet.

-

-Quality!

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-You have to time it right.

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-Well done.

-You have to start again now.

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-Is there a magnet there?

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-No way.

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-Mate!

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-Other names:

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-I'd gladly play this for hours.

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-I feel like I'm diffusing a bomb.

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-We're not leaving the studio

-until someone does it.

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-The trick is to get it in that

-corner then roll it to that corner.

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-Yes, mate!

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-It's crucial that you get

-the perfect force on the hit.

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-Too hard and it'll go over there.

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-Do you want a go?

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-The aim is to finish the course

-in the quickest time

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-The record is 8 seconds

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-It's irritating!

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-It takes eight seconds to get there!

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-What's going on?

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-He's not scared yet.

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-It's this one.

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-This?

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-This?

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-Yes.

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-Look, that's off.

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-Look, that's off.

-

-Yes, tip it forwards.

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-Yes!

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-You need to turn it now.

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-This is so tense.

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-When the bell rings...

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-If it rings. Don't jinx it, mate.

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-You have to tap it.

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-Whack it!

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-Saviour the moment.

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-What if you have to whack it?

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-You have to whack it.

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-If it catapults into my face...!

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-Whack it as hard as you can.

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-Mate!

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-That's faulty!

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-I knew you had to whack it!

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-I knew you had to whack it!

-

-It doesn't count.

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-We've lost the ball.

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-It's entertained us

-for at least five minutes.

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-I'd give it a pass now.

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-I'd give it a pass now.

-

-It didn't feel like fun.

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-We've probably been here

-for three hours.

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-That's why everyone

-will have gone home.

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-Do you remember

-how you hit it earlier?

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-No.

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-No.

-

-Just...

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-# You sit on the wall

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-# Drinking lemonade

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-# You look cool

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-# Can we play forever?

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-# So take me to the beach

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-# To happy people on the beach

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-# Hanging on the waves

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-# Because they're happy

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-# You're cool and you're rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# You're cool and you're rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# If you're cool and rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# Then you're cool and rad

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-# I was sat on the wall

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-# On the other side

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-# You were drinking lemonade

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-# Please can we play forever?

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-# You're cool and you're rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# Yeah, you're cool and you're rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# If you're cool and rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# Then you're cool and rad

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-# You're cool and you're rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# Yeah, you're cool and you're rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# If you're cool and rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# Then you're cool and rad

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-# You're cool and you're rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# Yeah, you're cool and you're rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# If you're cool and rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# Then you're cool and rad

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-# You're cool and you're rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# Yeah, you're cool and you're rad

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-# If you're cool and rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# Then you're cool and rad

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-# You're cool and you're rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# Yeah, you're cool and you're rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# If you're cool and rad

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-# Cool and rad

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-# Then you're cool and rad #

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-Phone battery tips

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-We all know

-how frustrating and painful it is...

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-..to look at our screens

-and see...

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-Here are a couple of tips to

-help you with this daily annoyance.

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-Apart from the obvious things like

-turning on the low battery mode...

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-..or turning the brightness down,

-what else can we do?

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-Don't overcharge your phone.

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-Seriously.

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-It sounds counter-intuitive, but the

-more you leave your phone on 100%...

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-..the more it wrecks your battery.

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-According to recent research by

-the Dyson School of Engineering...

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-..to extend battery life...

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-..the optimum charge

-is between 20% and 80%.

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-It will save your battery

-in the long term.

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-Next, don't leave your phone

-by a window or in direct sunlight.

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-The high temperature

-warms the phone.

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-It uses the battery as a way

-of dropping the temperature.

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-Some of you think that putting

-your phone on silent is good.

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-But make sure

-that vibrate is off too.

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-Nothing kills the battery

-more than vibrate mode...

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-..especially if you receive

-lots of calls and notifications.

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-That leads us to the next point -

-if apps are on in the background...

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-..they'll try and give you

-notifications.

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-Just turn Background App Refresh

-off.

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-In the same way,

-turn off your Push Notifications.

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-Who's the boss here?

-You or your phone?!

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-You choose when you want

-to receive your emails.

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-You live somewhere remote

-with no phone signal?

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-You might as well

-switch your phone off.

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-The phone will use more battery

-looking for signal all the time.

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-One more thing, make sure

-the screensaver is black and still.

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-The more pixels used,

-the more the battery is run down.

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-There we are.

-The battery's about to die. Ta-ra.

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-Don't trust anyone

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-Aber Llydan.

-How many of you know where it is?

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-It's in Pembrokeshire,

-so no-one, probably.

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-But the English, or the locals,

-call it Broad Haven.

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-Anyway,

-Broad Haven in the late '70s.

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-The village and area...

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-..was known as the Dyfed Triangle.

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-That was because so many UFOs

-were popping up there.

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-They were a pest.

-You couldn't move for aliens.

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-I'm going to talk about the oddest

-thing to happen during that period.

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-It happened

-at Broad Haven Primary School.

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-On 4 February 1977...

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-..as the school bell rang

-at the end of break time...

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-..14 pupils saw a spaceship

-in a nearby field.

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-It went up in the air

-and disappeared behind a tree.

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-The kids told the teacher.

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-He didn't believe them

-to begin with.

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-But they saw the spaceship

-a second time...

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-..and contacted the police.

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-The teacher saw an opportunity

-to have an afternoon off.

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-He asked the kids to draw a picture

-of what they saw.

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-He dispersed them around the school

-so they couldn't talk to each other.

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-The pictures, all 14 of them,

-corresponded.

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-They were all of a silver,

-cigar-shaped spaceship...

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-..with a dome in the middle.

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-Soon, the story appeared in the

-local press, then national press.

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-Before long, the story was

-being reported all over the world.

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-It was even in the Daily Post!

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-In a hotel near the school

-at the same time...

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-..the owner saw a spaceship outside

-with a spaceman in a spacesuit...

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-..collecting something

-from the ground.

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-It might have been an alien

-taking a space dog for a walk...

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-..picking up space poo.

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-There's a story from a local farmer

-who was having trouble with aliens.

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-He and his family

-saw a seven-foot spaceman...

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-..in a silver suit

-and a black visor...

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-..standing outside his window.

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-He also complained...

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-..that his cattle were being

-teleported from field to field.

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-Leave the cows out of this,

-you monsters!

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-So, what's the explanation?

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-Some think

-it was the work of pranksters.

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-The silver suits described by many

-sounded very similar....

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-..to the suits worn by workers

-at the local oil refinery.

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-That makes sense.

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-However, could the tens of sightings

-all be pranksters?

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-Including the silver spaceships

-flying in the air.

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-Also, 14 kids

-describing the same thing is a lot.

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-We know they were serious

-because they went to the cops.

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-A week later, some of the school's

-dinner ladies saw something.

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-So, you know, gospel.

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-They might

-just have wanted a day off too.

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-Anyway, what do you think?

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-Have you ever seen an alien? Do you

-know one? Tag them in the comments.

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-I'm Geraint Iwan.

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-Remember, keep your eyes open

-and don't trust anyone.

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