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-My name is Joe Thomas

-and I ran away with the circus.

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-Every time I say I work in a circus,

-I get the same reaction.

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-"Circus?!"

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-My family weren't happy

-I decided not to do my A levels...

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-..and to do Game Development

-instead.

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-When they found out I was doing it

-at an university, they were happier.

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-When I then decided

-to work in a circus...

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-..they didn't know what to say.

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-They know I enjoy doing it.

-They're really supportive now.

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-I work for Circus Chimera

-at the moment.

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-I've worked for them for two years.

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-I'm also a part of a group

-called Circo Pyro.

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-We're a fire circus

-so Circo Pyro appealed to us all.

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-There are four of us,

-who kind of do the same.

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-We all use a fire staff,

-a 1.5m metal pole.

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-Jay and I do double staffs.

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-They're 1 metre.

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-You can have one in each hand.

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-We've also bought dragon staff.

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-It's also 1.5m

-but with four prongs on each side.

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-When you turn it,

-it's like two circles on each side.

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-Kieran does contact staff.

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-That's without using your hands.

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-You roll it around your body

-in different ways.

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-When you start,

-you hit yourself many times.

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-You think,

-"How much of this can I take?"

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-You come home covered in bruises.

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-But I pushed through it

-and carried on practising.

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-Would I suggest people

-do the same as I did? I would.

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-Just do what you want to do.

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-He looks happy!

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-Happy!

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-Happy in his job.

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-Happy in his job.

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-Not!

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-The journey

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-George and his mother

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-I've come

-to Llantrisant Leisure Centre...

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-..to play wheelchair rugby.

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-With the Ospreys, unfortunately.

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-I'm not a fan of the Ospreys.

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-I'm a Scarlets fan.

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-Are you looking forward to training?

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-Are you looking forward to training?

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-Yes.

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-You haven't been for ages.

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-You're going to get some stick...

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-..because you've not been going.

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-Yes.

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-The Scarlets

-are everything to do me.

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-From the minute I wake up

-to the minute I go to bed...

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-..all I talk about is the Scarlets.

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-Do you remember everything

-you did in training last time?

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-You haven't been practising at all.

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-You haven't been practising at all.

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-I haven't been well.

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-I haven't been well!

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-Shall I get my violin out?!

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-I have spina bifida.

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-I'm in the chair.

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-I don't let anything hold me back.

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-I just go with the flow.

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-That's what I try to do every day.

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-Listen to what they tell you.

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-I don't listen.

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-I don't listen.

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-I know.

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-When they do the swaps and changes,

-you'll have to listen.

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-I'm doing PE as a GCSE subject

-at school.

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-I have to do three different sports.

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-Luckily, this was on the list.

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-So I said, "Why not?

-Let me have a go at it."

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-Do you like training with the men?

-You're the youngest.

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-It's a bit weird.

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-It's a weird feeling.

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-I'm like, "I'm not a man yet."

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-I know that but they make you

-feel like a part of the team.

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-It's great

-to come here every week...

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-..to play a game

-that's quite crazy in one way...

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-..but it's fun.

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-Where are we going for lunch?

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-Do you know what I fancy?

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-I haven't done this

-for I don't know how long.

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-Nando's.

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-We're not going there!

-There's no Nando's anywhere near!

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-Where then?

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-Where do you want to go?

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-The Vale?

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-The Vale?

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-No.

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-No. Not after

-that shocking performance.

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-Or I'll have a rant.

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-You need to tell Warren G

-what you thought.

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-I hope I go...

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-..to at least one Paralympics

-and one Commonwealth Games...

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-..and return home to Wales...

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-..with some medals around my neck.

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-That's the aim...

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-..and my dream.

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-So I might come back a lucky boy.

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-Warning: Strong language

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-Alright? Cont-raption's playing up.

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-Let me guess,

-the cont-rast's too dark?

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-Aye, pitch black.

-The cont-acts are all unreadable.

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-There've been many complaints

-about it.

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-Is what you've got a cont-ract?

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-Is what you've got a cont-ract?

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-No, pay as you go.

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-Oh. Have you tried phoning them?

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-Oh. Have you tried phoning them?

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-How can I cont-act them?

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-I can't see the numbers.

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-Oh, yeah. Very good.

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-Ah. There you go, mate.

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-Nice one. How much do I owe you?

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-Nice one. How much do I owe you?

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-10.

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-Tenner. Cont-actless OK?

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-Yes. There you go.

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-There we are. Bye.

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-See you, my dear friend.

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-Hi. This phone screen's fucked.

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-How to meditate like a pro

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-Hi, everyone. My name is Siwan

-and I'm a meditation instructor.

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-After this video...

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-..you'll be able to meditate

-more effectively than the Buddha.

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-Maybe.

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-I started meditating

-because I suffered from epilepsy.

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-I wanted an alternative way of

-reducing the number of fits I had...

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-..without having to take

-more medicine.

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-Since starting to meditate,

-my life has changed for the better.

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-Fewer fits, better relationships...

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-..I'm happier

-and I love life even more.

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-So, have you ever found yourself

-starting to meditate...

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-..but you experience

-some of the following problems?

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-I need to do that essay by Friday.

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-The answer? It's fine.

-Don't be angry with yourself.

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-When the problem or thought

-enters your head...

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-..imagine that you're hugging

-or shaking the hand of that thought.

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-Then, after accepting

-that the problem is present...

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-..imagine you're breathing out

-that problem through your mouth.

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-Problem number 2.

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-My back's really hurting.

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-Before starting to meditate...

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-..make sure

-you're really comfortable and warm.

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-You might prefer sitting on a chair

-so your back can rest on something.

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-Or, lie on the bed.

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-No-one's going to shout at you

-for lying down.

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-Problem number 3.

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-How long do I need to be here?

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-It's totally up to you.

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-If you don't have much time,

-do it for two minutes.

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-But put in maximum focus and effort.

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-If you've just started meditating,

-do it for 5-10 minutes every night.

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-Then, build it up to 20 minutes.

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-Set an alarm on your phone

-to let you know...

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-..when 2, 5, 10 or 20 minutes

-have passed.

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-Problem number 4.

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-Am I doing it right?

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-As meditating is such an easy

-exercise, a lot of us think...

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-..that it must involve more than

-just sitting down doing nothing.

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-Then we start to worry

-that we're doing it wrong.

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-But we're probably

-doing everything right.

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-If you're sat still, breathing

-deeply and calming your mind...

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-..there's a big chance

-you're doing everything right!

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-So, try and enjoy the process.

-Meditation time is a time to relax.

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-Problem number 5.

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-Falling asleep.

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-A lot of us fall asleep

-during meditation.

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-If you're lying down

-during your meditation...

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-..make sure you put a pillow

-under your knees...

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-..so your body knows

-it's not the time to go to sleep.

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-Another way to stop yourself

-from falling asleep...

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-..is to focus on your breathing.

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-It helps

-to bring you back to the room...

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-..and also

-keeps you present in your body.

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-OK, I hope these tips help you

-for your next meditation...

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-..or your first meditation.

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-Follow me on Instagram...

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-..for more tips

-and inspirational quotes.

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-Enjoy yourselves and namaste.

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-This is so entertaining!

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-Wow!

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-Class!

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-Quality!

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-There's a box too.

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-Two of us are massive football fans.

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-You flick them?

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-It was invented in 1947

-by Peter Adolph.

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-Gullit. And the other guy

-who signed for AC Milan.

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-The Dutch Trio!

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-Baisel or something.

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-How do you move the players?

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-I've never understood that.

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-I've never understood that.

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-You just flick them.

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-It's a bit crap compared to FIFA.

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-Have you got the stand

-and scoreboard?

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-We can sit in it.

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-You're the stand.

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-It was created in Ray Green's

-factory in Tunbridge Wells

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-It shows how old it is.

-There are horses on the pitch.

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-People rioted.

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-Goal kick.

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-I can move my player.

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-I can move my player.

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-Can you?

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-I didn't hit that right.

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-I don't think

-that's how you play it.

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-It's a game of tactics.

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-I'm down to ten men!

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-Look at the box!

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-You have a player in the goal!

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-I won't get a chance.

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-Sorry, you've intercepted

-or whatever.

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-That's what happens. You have to

-fetch it after flicking it wildly.

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-It's not a very efficient game.

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-It makes more sense now.

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-You've got to hit your player

-though.

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-What a save.

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-I'd heard about it and I know

-what it is, but I've no idea...

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-You have to flick it.

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-You have to flick it.

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-I don't even want to try.

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-We should play FIFA now.

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-No-one can be bothered.

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-No-one plays football any more!

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-No-one plays football any more!

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-No-one plays football any more!

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-Everyone's just fat!

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-What if I flicked that over there,

-who'd get it?

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-This is so entertaining!

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-I understand that in 1947,

-this was the best you could get.

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-But this won't be one of

-those times I say, "This is good."

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-It's not better than

-what we have now, but it's cool.

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-I wouldn't buy it.

-It takes up a lot of room too.

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-It's either for pretentious lads

-who like football loads...

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-..or old men

-who used to play Subbuteo before.

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-If anyone owns a Subbuteo set here,

-I'm so sorry!

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-Does anyone own Subbuteo?

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-It belongs to one of you!

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-You?!

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-Mate, I'm so sorry!

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-What did you call him,

-a pretentious what?

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-No, I didn't call him pretentious!

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-He falls more

-into the old man category!

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-2018 is apparently

-the Year of the Dog...

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-..so Hansh

-have opened their coin purses...

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-..and turned me into a dog

-for a month.

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-Better than that fucking monkey,

-Gary or whatever his name is.

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-Being a dog

-won't stop me telling you...

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-..about the lovely stuff that'll

-delight your eyes this month.

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-There are lots of great stuff

-in the cinemas.

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-First,

-something special on Netflix...

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-..Jerry Seinfeld's series,

-Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee.

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-Netflix has bought the rights

-to this previously Web-based series.

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-What the series is about

-is in the title.

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-Comedians driving about

-with Jerry Seinfeld getting coffee.

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-It's quite podcasty with guests

-talking about their life.

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-It's charming.

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-If anyone knows what's charming,

-it's me, Gav the dog.

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-We could have an S4C version.

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-Pobol Y Cwm actors on tractors

-getting cider.

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-I know Netflix, Amazon Prime and

-loads of streaming stuff is great.

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-But it's Oscar season and there are

-three films out in January...

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-..which show that streaming

-hasn't killed off the cinema yet.

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-First, Ridley Scott's new film,

-All The Money In The World.

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-It's based on real-life events...

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-..when John Paul Getty's grandson

-was kidnapped and held to ransom...

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-..because Mr Getty

-had all the money in the world.

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-The film's been in the news

-as Ridley Scott had shot the film...

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-..with Kevin Spacey

-playing John Paul Getty.

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-But after everyone found out

-Spacey's a creepy dickhead...

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-..Scott reshot it

-with Christopher Plummer instead.

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-Look out for Oscar nominations

-for Scott, Plummer...

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-..and Michelle Williams.

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-But not Mark Wahlberg

-as he's rubbish in this.

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-Next, a film about something

-I piss on, the post.

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-I won't spoil it, but it's been

-directed by Stevie Spielberg...

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-..it's a serious film about politics

-but it's entertaining...

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-..and Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks

-are in it.

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-After all that, you'll know

-if you'll like it. So, go nuts.

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-Finally, one of the biggest laughs

-I've had...

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-..watching a film

-about disgusting stuff.

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-Three Billboards

-Outside Ebbing, Missouri.

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-Frances McDormand plays a mum who's

-lost her daughter in a horrible way.

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-The police don't do a thing, so

-Frances takes it into her own hands.

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-The film's really funny

-with incredible drama.

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-Woody Harrelson, Sam Rockwell,

-Peter Dinklage and others...

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-..make it one of the best films

-I've seen in a while.

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-That's it for another month.

-I've had a laugh being a dog.

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-I might ask if Hansh

-has the money to keep me like this.

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-Did you receive an iPhone

-or an Apple device for Christmas?

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-If so, I have some bad news for you.

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-Sort of.

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-Do Apple slow down iPhones?

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-Apple, one of the biggest technology

-companies in the world...

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-..admitted over Christmas that they

-do slow down your mobile phones.

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-Why does this happen?

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-Before you run down

-to your nearest Apple shop...

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-..and take a photo

-of your middle finger...

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-..on every iPhone, Mac and iPad...

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-..there are reasons for it,

-according to Apple.

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-Everyone knows that an old battery

-isn't as powerful as a new battery.

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-Your phone's switched off.

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-The power levels

-are somewhere down here.

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-You turn on your phone.

-The power levels go up.

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-You go on Facebook.

-They go up again.

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-You close Facebook.

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-You go on Skype and Google Maps

-and they go up. Then you close them.

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-That's what happens to the power

-levels on your mobile every day.

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-An old battery really struggles

-to deal with those changes in power.

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-Until recently,

-a lot of Apple mobiles...

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-..just switched off

-without any warning...

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-..if the battery

-went lower than 35%.

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-To solve the problem, Apple updated

-the software on iPhones and iPads.

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-If more power was needed,

-the phone would slow down...

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-..to deal with

-the change and increase in power.

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-The problem was,

-Apple hadn't told their customers.

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-But why would they tell you

-that your phone slows down?

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-"Congratulations, you've owned

-your phone for eighteen months.

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-"Your battery's old and we'll slow

-down your phone considerably."

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-The media and the public would go

-nuts and turn against the company.

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-But keeping things quiet has proved

-to be very problematic for them.

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-As you can imagine,

-people aren't happy about it.

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-It's caused a lot Americans

-to try and sue Apple.

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-But do Apple really care

-about all this?

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-Out of all the money they made...

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-..pushing people to have new phones,

-early upgrades...

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-..and even new batteries

-on their phones...

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-..I'm sure

-they can cover legal costs...

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-..and deal with a few court cases.

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-The moral of this story...

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-..is there is a bit of sense behind

-why Apple slow down our mobiles.

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-But remember, you can only trust

-a technology giant...

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-..as far as you can throw

-their devices.

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-# Uncle Bryn

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-# Driving a cosmobile

-through the stars

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-# Everyone I know lives here

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-# Everyone apart from Uncle Bryn

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-# Ah, ah, ah, ah

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-# Ah, ah, ah, ah

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-# Ah, ah, ah, ah

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-# Ah, ah, ah, ah #

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