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Tiwns, comedi a lleisiau ffres. Blas o gynnwys arlein @hanshs4c. Tunes, comedy and fresh faces. A taste of online content @hanshs4c.


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-I'm in Abersoch

-to show you some Aber...

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-..or, as the locals say, Abbasock.

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-Esyllt Ethni Jones presents: Wales

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-Abersoch is a village

-on the Lleyn Peninsula.

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-It's famous for being a village

-near Llanengan-an-an.

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-Abersoch is one of the few

-inland villages in Wales...

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-..that's on the coast.

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-Two wheelbarrows full of people

-come to the beach every summer...

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-..to enjoy extreme sports such as...

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-..tuggy on a boaty, flatpack kayak,

-dance in a dinghy...

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-..trot on a yacht, bamboo the canoe,

-bends in the submarine...

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-..and not forgetting

-get merry on the ferry.

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-There she blows!

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-Toffs do have the best time.

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-Most visitors and tourists

-to Abersoch live here.

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-They live in houses

-that used to be normal houses...

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-..where butchers and bakers lived.

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-The little shops have now closed.

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-In their place are shops selling

-surf clothing or ice creams.

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-What are you doing?

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-The houses may look like butchers'

-or bakers' homes from the outside...

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-..but inside they look like

-something out of Blade Runner...

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-..or Minority Report or The Great

-Gatsby or Lord Lucan's house...

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-..or...

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-..hold on, I can get another one...

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-..Wolf Of Wall Street.

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-Cowabunga!

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-Behind me and up this dirt track

-are the primitive villages of Lleyn.

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-Mynytho and Llangian and so on.

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-They're now known as Upper Abbasock.

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-This is apparently

-where the locals live.

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-Bastard.

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-Look there - Saint Tudwal's Islands,

-down the road from Abersoch.

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-These islands were built

-by Bear Grylls and Seal.

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-A few of the seals actually own a

-holiday home on one of the islands.

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-Apparently, on a quiet day,

-you can hear them sing.

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-No. Not today.

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-Darn!

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-# Kiss From A Rose #

-Seal

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-On the other island, Bear Grylls...

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-..is building slides to piss off

-Gwynedd Council and everyone else.

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-It's where

-he books his five star hotels...

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-..for his new series...

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-..Bear Grylls

-Goes Far Away With A Camera Crew...

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-..And Pretends To Sleep

-In A Ditch And Eats Poo.

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-Poo! Classic!

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-So, there you are. Abersoch.

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-Go away, Deio!

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-Let us know in the comments

-if you've ever been to Abersoch.

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-I'm going to ride a seal

-all the way to Pwllheli fair.

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-Gee-up, rubber horse!

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-I'm in Cardiff to find out who

-actually watches Wales rugby games.

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-I'm with...

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-I'm with...

-

-..Peredur.

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-To watch Wales play...

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-To watch Wales play...

-

-..South Africa. No, New Zealand.

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-Do you play rugby?

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-Do you play rugby?

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-I play a little.

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-Which position?

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-Which position?

-

-Er... Touch.

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-So not actually rugby.

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-So not actually rugby.

-

-No.

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-Do you speak Welsh? Wales! Cymru!

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-Do you speak Welsh?

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-Would you like to do an interview?

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-If you want.

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-I'm here with...

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-I'm here with...

-

-I'm here with my partner.

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-Your name.

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-Do you play rugby?

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-Do you play rugby?

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-No.

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-Why?

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-Why?

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-I'm too fat.

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-Bobby Schmeurder. His first game. He

-had a great season for the Scarlets.

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-Anything to say about him?

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-Er... The Scarlets?

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-Can you name eleven

-of the players starting?

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-No.

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-No.

-

-Can you name one?

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-Aled Jones.

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-Aled Jones.

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-Walking In The...

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-..Air.

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-How long does a rugby match last?

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-Davy Jones is on the bench. He's

-had a great season for Llanelli.

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-Will he add some fire to the team?

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-Yes. Definite. He's a great player.

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-Anyone speak Welsh?

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-Do you speak Welsh?

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-Are you a big Wales fan?

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-Not rugby. Football.

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-Why have you come to watch the game?

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-Why have you come to watch the game?

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-I haven't.

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-I've just come into town.

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-I've just come into town.

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-Come into town.

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-A pint and...

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-A pint and...

-

-..a half.

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-A pint and a half. Interview?

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-Davy Jones. His first game.

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-He's been playing for Llanelli

-for a year.

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-Do you think

-he'll have a big influence?

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-I hope. It's nice to have

-a new face in the team.

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-Can you name

-a couple of the players starting?

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-Are you a betting man?

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-No.

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-No.

-

-Dad's watching!

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-I'm here with...

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-I'm here with...

-

-Amy Roberts.

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-From...

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-Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogery-

-chwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

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-Do I speak Welsh? No!

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-Do I speak Welsh? No!

-

-Do you want a quick interview?

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-What? I can't speak Welsh.

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-What? I can't speak Welsh.

-

-I'm speaking English to you.

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-I'm here with...

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-I'm here with...

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-Neville.

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-From...

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-From...

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-New Zealand.

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-Wahey!

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-Where to in New Zealand?

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-Where to in New Zealand?

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-Tairua.

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-What do you think

-about John Jones on the bench?

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-A Llanelli boy.

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-Will he bring some fire to the game?

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-Will he bring some fire to the game?

-

-He's played well all season.

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-I think he'll do well.

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-The All Blacks. Why are they black?

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-I'm not sure. Because

-of the black ferns, their logo?

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-I don't have a clue.

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-What for?

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-What for?

-

-S4C.

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-I've heard there's been

-a counterfeit problem with tickets.

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-Mine are genuine, I hope.

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-Mine are genuine, I hope.

-

-Can I check them quickly?

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-I don't know where they are.

-I don't have them.

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-Are you here to watch the match?

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-Are you here to watch the match?

-

-Mate, are you kidding?

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-Will the team be boosted...

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-..by the football fans returning

-after their team's failure?

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-Are you going to the stadium?

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-Are you going to the stadium?

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-Yes.

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-How much was the ticket?

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-How much was the ticket?

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-75.

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-Each.

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-Have you heard about the queues?

-It's an hour to go in.

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-We're going in now.

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-Cavity search.

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-Cavity search.

-

-Oh!

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-Yes.

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-It's obvious that Wales fans

-know their stuff.

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-I've not been let in because I'm

-not wearing a blazer or brogues.

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-I'm going home to watch the footy.

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-This guy doesn't exist. Thank you.

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-This guy doesn't exist. Thank you.

-

-Well done. Who the fuck are you?

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-A huge day

-in the history of Sgrameer.

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-Burger day.

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-I know you're out there...

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-..and I'm going to find you.

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-And you're going inside me.

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-I'm in the Grazing Shed in Cardiff.

-What do we have here?

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-Double beef, double smoked bacon,

-double chorizo.

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-Jalapenos. Sour cream.

-Red onions. Ketchup. Lettuce.

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-Onion rings. They look crispy.

-They're very, very, very thin.

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-With salt and herbs.

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-Dirty fries with jalapenos,

-sour cream, Cajun mayo...

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-..cheese, bacon.

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-Very bad.

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-That first bite...

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-The bun was soft.

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-The meat, the bacon, was nice.

-The chorizo was nice.

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-The salad was crispy.

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-Everything worked

-like a pleasure army.

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-That was fucking delicious.

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-I'm starting this video

-with a 5 out of 5.

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-This hasn't been done before

-in the history of Sgrameer.

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-Look, I'm speechless.

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-Give me two minutes.

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-Amazing. Amazing.

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-Just amazing!

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-Right. I've had enough time

-to cool down.

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-The next place I've come to

-is Caerphilly Mountain Snack Bar.

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-The name of this burger

-is Mountain Monster.

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-But I'm the monster.

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-They should've called it

-Ameer Burger.

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-We have three burgers,

-three rashers of bacon...

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-..mushrooms, onions and cheese

-in every hole.

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-I'm putting pineapple in

-because I can.

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-It tastes and looks filthy

-and I feel like a pig.

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-All you need sometimes

-is a fucking filthy burger.

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-As you can see, they still make

-Slush Puppies in Caerphilly.

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-I'm sorry.

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-This has to get 5 out of 5 again.

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-Finally, I've come to

-The Smoke Haus in Swansea...

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-..to smash the final burger -

-the Donut Burger.

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-Swiss cheese, two streaky

-bacon rashers, doughnut...

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-..and to go with this naughtiness,

-sweet potato fries.

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-Mac N Cheese.

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-It's very interesting -

-very different to the others.

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-It's thick and pink in the middle.

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-This has been smoked...

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-..as if it's smoked

-100 fags a day.

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-You need to stop.

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-The cheese is very mature, like me.

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-Does it go with the burger?

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-No!

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-Another one bites the dust.

-A burger with a doughnut.

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-Breakfast, lunch and pudding in one.

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-I love the fact I've had

-something sweet with my burger.

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-Once again, 5 out of 5.

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-If anyone complains that

-I've given 5 out of 5 to them all...

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-..well...

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-..it's my show.

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-If you want your own show,

-make your own show. OK?

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-There's no way of separating

-these three burgers.

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-A burger is more than food.

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-A burger is life.

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-It's to be preserved,

-treasured and loved.

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-A burger is holy.

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-Amen.

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-Thank you for fucking up my fitness.

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-.

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-Subtitles

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-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

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-SHE SCREAMS

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-Hi, I'm with some Hansh people.

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-We're going to Bridgend

-to Wales Interactive...

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-..who've made the first

-Welsh-language VR horror game.

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-I hope we'll all come back alive.

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-Don't Knock Twice

-is the first VR horror game...

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-..with an option to play in Welsh.

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-In the game, you play a character

-investigating a disappearance...

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-As you move around a mansion looking

-for clues, a witch comes to visit...

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-The game's been developed and

-released by Wales Interactive...

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-..a games company in Bridgend.

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-I'm knocking on a door.

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-Whoa!

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-Oh, fuck! What the fuck?

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-Oh, it's a chair.

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-Oh, my...

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-SHE SCREAMS

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-SHE SCREAMS

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-Fuck!

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-OK. Ooh, there's a fire.

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-Nice room.

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-Pick up a candle.

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-OK. Right.

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-OK. A candle.

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-Where is it? Wee Willie Winkie

-looking for a candle.

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-Where's the candlestick?

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-Aha.

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-The candle champion.

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-I get it.

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-Someone's knocking.

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-There's a knock on a door.

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-Hello. Come on.

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-I've forgotten my fucking language.

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-I'm scared.

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-SHE SCREAMS

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-SHE SCREAMS

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-Oh, my God.

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-Jesus Christ.

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-Cool.

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-Fucking stressful!

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-I thought someone

-was going to come and kill me.

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-That was hilarious!

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-I need to practise with VR

-but it was really good.

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-The hype is real.

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-The game can be played

-on the PlayStation, Xbox...

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-..and Steam for the PC.

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-The end of the world?

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-You might have seen the films

-Deep Impact or Armageddon...

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-..or heard the theory that dinosaurs

-were killed by an asteroid.

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-An asteroid

-is different to a meteorite...

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-..that's likely

-to burn up in the atmosphere.

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-An asteroid is a planetoid...

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-..and can vary from being 10 metres

-across to being 100 miles across.

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-If a large enough one struck Earth,

-say 10 kilometres across...

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-..it'd punch through the atmosphere

-as though it wasn't there.

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-The impact would vaporize

-the asteroid...

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-..and a part of the Earth.

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-It would create a crater

-the size of Anglesey...

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-..and hurl the debris into space.

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-The debris would come down

-over the entire Earth...

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-..and warm the atmosphere

-like an oven.

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-It would trigger fires and cook

-anything that's not underground.

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-The ash cloud would block the sun,

-cool the planet...

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-..and kill any plants

-that hadn't already been burned.

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-Life on Earth

-would come to an end...

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-..for 99% of animals

-and living things.

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-But NASA are keeping an eye out

-for asteroids.

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-They're working hard to divert them.

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-They reckon the chance of an impact

-is 1:175,000.

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-It's as likely

-as being struck by lightning.

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-I think we're OK. For now.

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-The song

-you really want us to record.

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-Dawnsia.

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-The first song we recorded

-for this album.

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-# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh #

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-Um...

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-Um...

-

-# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh #

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-The name of that song?

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-The name of that song?

-

-Yes.

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-Gad I Mi Drio.

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-(Hold The World)

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-There's a lyric in it -

-wyt ti'n sylwi? (do you realize?).

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-Yes.

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-Gad I Mi Drio.

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-There's a word in it.

-What's the big thing we live on?

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-A house.

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-A house.

-

-No, the planet.

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-The world.

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-Yes, so. I'm...

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-You've... something the world.

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-You've... something the world.

-

-What a goalkeeper does.

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-Save the world.

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-Grab the world.

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-Waiting for the world.

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-The village where we record.

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-Penrhyndeudraeth.

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-They're words from

-the song Gad I Mi Drio.

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-They're in the chorus.

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-(Crying for attention)

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-Wyt ti'n sylwi.

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-Wyt ti'n sylwi.

-

-No.

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-Dal y byd.

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-What's Sion doing?

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-Chwilio am sylw.

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-Something like that.

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-Something like that.

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-Crio am sylw.

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-Swnian am sylw.

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-We give a pretend name to a song

-before we name it.

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-Spicy Wotsits.

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-The bloke who records us.

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-The producer.

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-Rich.

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-The name of the studio we record in.

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-The name of the studio we record in.

-

-Ferlas.

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-Um...

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-The slow song.

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-It's just with a piano.

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-What do you do at night?

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-Cysgu (sleep).

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-# If you see yourself

-in another world which scares you

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-# Don't give up on a nasty world

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-# That's bitter at the moment

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-# But is sweet

-after you've had a taste

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-# The call, the feeling

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-# Are you ready to open the door? #

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-Are you ready?!

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-# Remember, remember

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-# That the night should be so pure

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-# Forget

-that it'll be the break of day soon

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-# You know full well

-that you must stay strong

0:20:070:20:10

-# You're thinking too far ahead,

-that's what's wrong

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-# Remember

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-# There's no

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-# Way of escaping from

-what in this world is sheltering you

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-# Don't raise your sails in a storm

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-# In case you realize

-you're drowning in a pool of shame

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-# The call, the feeling

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-# Are you ready to open the door?

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-# Are you ready before I go? #

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-Come on!

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-# Remember, remember

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-# That the night should be so pure

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-# Forget

-that it'll be the break of day soon

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-# You know full well

-that you must stay strong

0:21:020:21:05

-# You're thinking too far ahead,

-that's what's wrong

0:21:050:21:08

-# Remember #

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-Come on!

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-# Remember, remember

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-# That the night should be so pure

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-# Forget

-that it'll be the break of day soon

0:22:020:22:07

-# You know full well

-that you must stay strong

0:22:070:22:11

-# You're thinking too far ahead,

-that's what's wrong

0:22:110:22:14

-# Remember #

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-Come on!

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-# After you've realized

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-# There's no blame on you or the sea

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-# You worry less, you worry less

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-# You know full well

-that you must stay strong

0:22:350:22:38

-# You're thinking too far ahead,

-that's what's wrong

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-# Remember #

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-Thank you!

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-S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf.

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