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-The Eisteddfod?

-No, not this year.

-I'll tell you why, pal.

-It's in Bodedern.

-It might as well

-be on the Isle of Man.

-Oh-ho-ho, no.

-Fly from Cardiff? It's not safe.

-It's like flying on a lawnmower.

-I know S4C have spunked enough on

-the Royal Welsh, but you promised.

-Yeah, yeah, there we are.

-Good boy.

-Yes!

-Bry's going to the Show!

-Samuel, don't embarrass me today.

-You don't fit in here.

-They're not your kind of people, so

-hide the tattoos and that earring.

-Speak only when spoken to, right?

-Right?

-It's quiet.

-Everyone's setting up.

-Are we trespassing?

-Shit!

-Farmers hate trespassers.

-Shit!

-Here we are,

-the Royal Welsh Showground.

-It opened in 1963.

-Yes, forget Carnaby Street.

-This is where

-all the 60s action was.

-Over 200,000 attend every year.

-Samuel, come here.

-Here we are,

-the splendour of the cattle shed.

-Just imagine.

-In a week,

-this place will be full of...

-..activity...

-..and the smell of...

-..shit.

-Here we are.

-The hallowed turf.

-Exceptional.

-Look at its tackle!

-Boy!

-Hey, hey, hey!

-Finally, it's summer,

-time to refresh your wardrobe.

-Here are some tips and ideas

-for the next two months.

-Most importantly...

-..wear big blocks of colour

-that match what's on-trend.

-Combine contrasting colours.

-Yellow and green, red and blue

-or pink and purple.

-Use colourful make-up as well.

-I've seen colourful eye shadow...

-..on lots of catwalk models

-and celebs at festivals.

-Perfect for the festival season.

-If you're going to a festival

-or abroad, take a proper bag.

-This zipped one demonstrates that

-you can be fashionable and safe.

-The only shoes you need now

-are chunky ones.

-From sandals to trainers,

-everyone's obsessed.

-A lot of brands

-have ones that I really like.

-Sadly, they'll take chunks

-out of your bank balance.

-You won't find ones under 80.

-Nike Air Max 95s

-are typically 120.

-For rarer styles, you could queue

-overnight and pay retail prices...

-..or pay over 300 to someone

-selling them on the Internet.

-If you have more money

-than sense, it's up to you...

-Bored with the same sunglasses?

-Go for a cat eye shape

-in a thick frame in any colour...

-..to stand out this summer.

-There are lots on Depop and eBay

-at very reasonable prices.

-The high street lacks choice,

-and they're also far too expensive.

-I'd never spend more than 15 on

-anything that's soon unfashionable.

-If you can't find it on the

-high street, try the Depop app.

-It's free, very easy to use...

-..and has a wide choice of stuff...

-..especially sports brands

-like Adidas, Champion and Palace.

-What Urban Outfitters sell for 60,

-you can basically get for 15.

-You can also make money by selling

-unwanted clothes on the app.

-If you haven't worn it for six

-months, you probably don't need it.

-Go on, sell it!

-For more summer fashion tips,

-check me out on Pinterest.

-See you next month.

-# Welsh Whisps at the wheel

-heading for Colwyn Bay

-# On a Sunday to take me to Cardiff

-# Keep an eye on the clock

-# I'm in Clwb Ifor

-# I'm in Clwb Ifor

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-# I'm in the Cock

-# We hope to share a stage one day

-# On the A470

-# No drive-thrus or a phone signal

-# On the A470

-# It beats the old A5 on Anglesey

-# Stuck in traffic in Dolgellau

-# Stuck in traffic in Dolgellau

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-# This CD is getting on my tits

-# Oh, shut your mouth

-# There's nothing wrong

-with Y Dyn O Gwmfelin Mynach

-# Available at local shops now

-# On the A470

-# Getting lost,

-losing the signal for Google Maps

-# On the A470

-# The Rhayader crossroads is crap

-# On the A470

-# No pot to piss in,

-no toilets for a shit

-# On the A70

-# Welsh Whisperer and Hywel Pitts #

-Whoo!

-Amber's Island

-Amber's last week on Love Island

-What do her friends think?

-Oh, exciting!

-One more couple bites the dust.

-I'm Sara, Amber's friend.

-I've know her since I was young,

-through the Eisteddfod.

-People used to refer to Amber

-as the really pretty girl.

-She was very popular with the boys.

-What if there was

-a Welsh Love Island?

-I'm Celyn, and I used to sing

-in the group Enfys with Amber.

-The babies are back!

-I'd want a boy.

-Amber's straight in there.

-Dougie or Tommy? One of them,

-because they're my grandads' names.

-I like Tommy.

-I like Tommy.

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-Her grandads' names.

-That is such a fresh English name.

-I think most Welsh people

-would have preferred...

-..Iorwerth ap Glyn, maybe?

-Izzy?

-Izzy?

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-Iorwerth ap Kem? Is that right?

-Where does the ap come in?

-Where does the ap come in?

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-You're definitely a good dad.

-Iorwerth ap Kem.

-Bingo.

-Our godparents are Chris and Liv.

-They'll be the strongest

-mother and father, after us.

-You're joking, seriously.

-Kem, that baby'd be dead by now.

-She'll be starting soon!

-Amber's definitely

-the queen of selfies.

-Look at her Instagram.

-She's loving her selfies, deffo.

-Look at Kemmy!

-All he's done is sleep all day.

-Amber was good, Kem was rubbish.

-Glitter party!

-I want a skirt like that.

-I want a skirt like that.

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-Amber always dances well.

-She hasn't had a chance

-to show her dancing skills.

-I remember Amber as a bubbly person

-who lives being on stage.

-She was such a good dancer,

-and I wanted to be like her.

-The first couple at risk is...

-..Marcel and Gabby.

-I actually want them to go.

-The second couple at risk is...

-The second couple at risk is...

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-Kem's reading, so it's not them.

-..Sam and Georgia.

-..Sam and Georgia.

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-It's too predictable if they go.

-The final couple at risk is...

-Definitely not Amber and Kem.

-..Alex and Montana.

-..Alex and Montana.

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-SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH

-The couple with the fewest votes

-and dumped from the island is...

-Only Kem and Amber

-have been there from the start.

-Omigod, yes.

-..Sam and Georgia.

-Amber and Kem have a chance to win.

-Amber and Kem have a chance to win.

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-Yes, now, after that patch.

-If I had to give Amber a message...

-..it would be, "Good luck

-and carry on being yourself."

-My favourite event

-is the four in hand.

-It sounds like something

-you'd type into a porn hub.

-It's a race, and it's good.

-S4C goes for it in Show week,

-wall-to-wall coverage.

-If the bosses decide a programme

-isn't as important as the Show...

-..out of the way it goes.

-Mind you, that could be a blessing.

-Good evening and welcome...

-Waterboard me! Anything!

-No more, please!

-I want to blow something.

-I want to blow something.

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-Every round is plagiarized!

-Jesus wept, please, no more!

-Not another programme.

-Dylan can judge the karaoke.

-HE SOBS

-Press mute, for fuck's sake.

-This is terrible,

-please, no more!

-This is the Members' Bar.

-So much drink is taken here, even

-Gazza would struggle to keep pace.

-And one DJ

-has made this place pretty famous.

-Samuel!

-What are you doing?

-That's not a toy.

-Come down.

-Where did you get those?

-Take them back.

-They're not yours. I'll hit you.

-I told you, don't embarrass me.

-The Fur And Fetish Pavilion.

-Heaven on earth!

-This is where they do the fishing.

-That's all I have to say.

-Fishing's boring as fuck,

-if I'm honest.

-But as we're here, Samuel?

-This looks a good place

-to bury a few cans.

-Show prices are astronomical.

-Given the cost of a pint,

-this'll save me a fortune.

-Samuel, I'm not doing it.

-A bit of work

-will do you good.

-Stick it in.

-If it's hard,

-spit on it and slip it in.

-There you go!

-Good grief.

-Before I go,

-a quick visit to the YPV.

-This is where all the magic happens.

-There's enough screwing here

-to make Russell Brand blush.

-It's like Love Island,

-but with more wellies...

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-Hello, I'm going to show you

-a bit of Lampeter today.

-In Welsh,

-that's Llanbedr Pont Steffan.

-Esyllt Ethni-Jones

-presents colon Wales.

-The university in Lampeter

-is one of the oldest in Wales.

-It was built in 1822

-by the wizard Merlin...

-..to train druids

-in the battle against chavs.

-Of course,

-the druids won that battle.

-But the chavs

-could make a comeback.

-That's why they ask if there's peace

-at every Eisteddfod.

-Just to check.

-SHE SCREAMS

-Wales' first rugby club

-was founded here in the 1740s...

-..by Rowland Williams.

-It started as a netball match

-between two nursery teams...

-..until Rowland's gang

-started to kick the ball...

-..throw kids onto the ground

-and shout scores at random.

-Wales' second rugby union club

-wasn't founded until 1934...

-..so games were hard to come by.

-Lampeter is the HQ

-of the Welsh press.

-It's the home of the weekly Golwg,

-which was first published in 2009.

-Typos have now been reduced

-to 2,000 a week...

-..and only 25 names are wrong.

-The magazine is a joke...

-..but they still charge you

-for your own personal copy.

-But every subscriber

-gets an article about themselves...

-..and a cover photo at least once.

-The River Teifi flows

-through Lampeter like a river.

-Look!

-A bridge.

-Is this the bridge referred to

-in the town's Welsh name?

-Unfortunately, I don't know.

-Lots of interesting people

-live here, like this person.

-Hello, who are you?

-Carys.

-What are you doing?

-Being interviewed.

-Describe Lampeter people.

-Lively.

-Are you?

-Yes.

-Can I borrow a tenner?

-Maybe.

-What's the nightlife like?

-While she responds, I'll walk off.

-..karaoke, the rugby club.

-So, there you are.

-Lampeter.

-If you've ever been here,

-let us know in the Comments section.

-I'm going to nail a live rabbit

-to a tree.

-Wales is the centre of the earth.

-Everything comes back to us

-in ways you might not foresee.

-From Game Of Thrones

-to the Eisteddfod in two minutes.

-The main throne in GOT

-is the Iron Throne.

-When I see a big chair, I get

-the urge to name a beer after it.

-It makes as much sense

-as Iron Maiden's Trooper Ale.

-Another great idea

-from Bruce Dickinson, who's a pilot.

-He set up Cardiff Aviation,

-so we've reached Cardiff already!

-He piloted Cardiff Aviation's first

-trip, from Cardiff to Djibouti.

-Oh, shit.

-Right, Djibouti.

-No-one knows where the name comes

-from, but there are three theories.

-An old name for a plateau,

-a legendary wild beast...

-..or after Djehuti, aka Thoth,

-a god in the Egyptian pantheon.

-Thoth has the head of an ibis.

-His wife Ma'at had a human head,

-but wore a feather in her hair.

-She used it to weigh hearts...

-..to find out people's fate

-in the next world.

-Hearts and deaths

-make you think of a heart attack.

-Vincenzo Peruggia's obituary

-was published by mistake...

-..some 20 years after he died,

-of a heart attack.

-In 1911, he stole the Mona Lisa

-from the Louvre.

-But there are more bonkers heists.

-In 1990, 13 items worth

-some 500 million were stolen...

-..from a Boston museum,

-and they are still missing.

-Art collector Isabella Stewart

-Gardner was an eccentric humanist.

-She caused a stir at a Boston

-Symphony Orchestra concert...

-..when she wore a white headband

-with the words, "Oh, you Red Sox".

-The Red Sox play at Fenway Park.

-It's famous for a big green wall

-known as the Green Monster.

-The green-eyed monster

-is a form of narcissism.

-The Narcissus, or daffodil,

-resembles a daisy.

-In Welsh, it's Llygad y Dydd...

-..Mererid Hopwood's pseudonym when

-she won the chair at the Eisteddfod.

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