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-24 Hours In Chernobyl

-I've been in Kiev

-for a couple of hours now.

-It's a very special place.

-Tomorrow, I'm going somewhere

-that has always fascinated me.

-I really, really

-want to take photos of it as well.

-Tomorrow, I'm off to Chernobyl.

-On 26 April 1986...

-..reactor number four at the

-Chernobyl nuclear plant exploded.

-It released radioactive material

-into the atmosphere...

-..that was 400 times more damaging

-than the Hiroshima atom bomb.

-This fallout affected countries

-as far as the USA and Wales.

-Over 300,000 people

-had to leave their homes.

-The city of Pripyat

-and its surroundings...

-..remain empty to this day.

-Good morning from the Senator

-Apartments in Kiev city centre.

-It's about 7.30am.

-This may not be

-the best idea I've ever had.

-The bus is coming soon to take us

-two hours north to Chernobyl.

-Hello, I'm Cai.

-I am Maxim.

-I am Maxim.

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-Nice to meet you.

-I'm on my way to Chernobyl

-with Maxim from SoloEast Travel.

-As you can probably tell,

-it's not the best road in the world.

-The company has been arranging tours

-to Chernobyl since the late 1990s.

-It's fair to say

-that I'm in safe hands...

-..hopefully.

-Please stop filming.

-Policeman.

-Fresh mint and cucumber.

-20ml lemon juice.

-10ml elderflower spirit.

-Sioned? Sioned!

-Sioned? Sioned!

-

-What?

-Put that walkie-talkie down.

-I'm trying to film here.

-Unbelievable. So distracting.

-Hello and welcome to Gareth.

-Hello, pony, and welcome to Gareth,

-with me, BLEEP Gareth.

-A BLEEP chat show, isn't it?

-BLEEP Hansh, BLEEP solicitor,

-BLEEP monkey, BLEEP Facebook...

-..BLEEP wank, BLEEP youth,

-BLEEP Shan Cothi, BLEEP Can i Gymru.

-I'm going for the southern vote

-by channelling DJ Bry's views.

-He gets 50,000 views by swearing.

-Unbelievable.

-For all my new southern viewers,

-here's a boy from Llanuwchllyn...

-..Osian Candelas.

-Come in.

-Give him a big clap.

-More claps.

-Osian Candelas!

-More claps. More. Yay!

-Stop clap. Stop.

-Stop clap. Stop.

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-Thanks, Gar.

-How are you, pony?

-How's the singing going?

-How's the singing going?

-

-OK. It's a bit quiet at the moment.

-How's the guitar-playing going?

-How's the guitar-playing going?

-

-Yes, fine. Fine.

-How's the drumming going?

-How's the drumming going?

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-Better. I prefer drums to guitar.

-How does the new song go?

-Which one?

-The new song.

-The new song.

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-We've just recorded a good one.

-HUMS SONG

-That's an old song.

-# I walk every day, near and far,

-I get lost, I walk with Gran

-That's not new at all.

-That's not new at all.

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-# I go to Spar to buy bread and milk

-# I see Gwil and Gruff

-and forget the bread and milk #

-# Young women are ugly and plain

-Keep going.

-# I prefer the MILF

-who lives in the drain

-# The full-fat milk is back

-# And I turn

-into an animal at night #

-Good, very good.

-# I turn into an animal at night #

-Moving on.

-The producer told me that lots

-of musos are going to watch this...

-..because lots of musos

-are fans of yours.

-Do you think so?

-Do you think so?

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-You've played with most of them.

-I have questions that I must ask.

-They're a bit boring,

-but I'm contractually obliged.

-Have you been recording?

-Yes.

-Tell me about the new single

-slash EP slash album.

-Mmm, the Candelas album

-will be out by Christmas.

-Have you built your own guitar?

-Yes, once.

-Yes, once.

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-Do you like playing with Branwen?

-I love it.

-Who is Branwen?

-Who is Branwen?

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-My sister.

-What is the future?

-What is the future?

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-I never look further than tomorrow.

-Do you have any fashion tips?

-No.

-Is double denim making a comeback?

-It never went away.

-How did you get here today?

-How did you get here today?

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-I drove.

-Was the traffic OK?

-Was the traffic OK?

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-Yes.

-Is your insurance premium high?

-Is your insurance premium high?

-

-It isn't too bad.

-I'm not sure how much...

-I'm not sure how much...

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-Tell us about your new project.

-I have nothing new on the go.

-Sorry about that,

-but I'm contractually obliged.

-I know how Griff Lynch feels now.

-No job satisfaction.

-It's time for a Twitter question

-for Osian Candelas.

-Coke or Pepsi?

-Coke.

-Coke.

-

-Thanks to Illtud for that question.

-You can go now, through that door.

-Bye, Osian. Give him a clap.

-Bye, Osian. Give him a clap.

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-Thanks, Gar.

-Bye.

-Ta-ra, mate.

-I forgot to ask him

-to be in my band.

-Osian?

-No, he's gone.

-We're now in the exclusion zone.

-Currently, we have reached

-0.12 microsieverts per hour.

-It doesn't mean

-this area is safe and clean.

-It just means that the concentration

-of radium residuals in this area...

-..is not that high to make it

-reliant on levels of radiation.

-We've had to stop

-at another checkpoint.

-We're now within ten kilometres

-of the nuclear reactor.

-Maxim has gone in again

-to register with the police.

-We've had to sign more documents.

-We're getting closer.

-I can hear the car's Geiger counter

-ticking more the closer we get.

-Here,

-it's a really contaminated area.

-..according to the radiation set.

-Look, 0.23.

-Now, let's go.

-This here.

-MACHINE BEEPS

-Wow!

-Twenty times more here.

-Almost twenty times more.

-Why is that so much there?

-Because the road was decontaminated.

-If you just step back

-to the road, it drops down.

-It drops down.

-Just a metre.

-Five, six foot there,

-it goes up twenty times more.

-PHONE RINGS

-Hello?

-# On the train to Afonwen

-# I lost my head

-# I gave my heart to her

-Thanks, Bryn.

-OK.

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-Maxim has brought us into

-the ten kilometre exclusion zone.

-We can see reactor number four

-for the first time.

-That was the one which exploded.

-We're directly in line of sight

-of reactor number four now.

-It's still two point something...

-..comparable to the levels

-you have in flight.

-Now, look here.

-Let's compare the reading here.

-It needs time to count.

-Let's expect half a minute.

-Let's put it here.

-Radiation level drops down.

-This structure blocks radiation,

-not completely, like under umbrella.

-Behind me, you can see

-what they call the sarcophagus.

-It's a shell that they will slide

-over reactor number four...

-..because it still emits radiation.

-Where are we going next?

-Where are we going next?

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-Next, we're going to Pripyat.

-It was home to 50,000 people.

-It was home to 50,000 people.

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-This was once the main road.

-Look at it.

-Welcome to Pripyat.

-We're surrounded

-by lots of buildings.

-Houses and flats, hotels.

-This was a supermarket.

-Restaurant, culture centre.

-Restaurant, culture centre.

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-A school, and a hotel over there.

-This is one of the schools.

-There were five of them,

-and this was number three.

-A thousand children

-studied at this school.

-This was the canteen.

-There are a thousand gas masks

-laying on the floor.

-They had nothing to do

-with the reactor in Chernobyl.

-These were for the Cold War...

-..when the whole country...

-..feared an American nuclear strike.

-This is one of the classrooms.

-It's the best example I've seen

-of how everyone at the school...

-..everyone in Pripyat and Chernobyl

-had to leave their stuff and flee.

-The children's workbooks

-are still open on their desks...

-..with stuff they wrote

-on the day they had to leave.

-It sends a shiver down my spine.

-My day in Chernobyl

-and the exclusion zone is over.

-We're on the way back to Kiev.

-It has been a real eye-opener

-around the exclusion zone today.

-I've really learnt a lot...

-..about one of the major events

-of the 20th century.

-Certainly, the second half

-of the 20th century.

-Thank you for taking me

-around the exclusion zone.

-It's not finished yet.

-We need to go through a special gate

-to be checked for contamination.

-When we are sure

-that you are not contaminated...

-..then it is finished.

-It's still not finished now.

-It's still not finished now.

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-What if I am contaminated?

-You have three options.

-Option one - clean yourself.

-Option one - clean yourself.

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-Right.

-Second option - leave contaminated

-clothes, luggage or shoes.

-Last option -

-stay here in the zone...

-..with your contaminated clothes,

-luggage or shoes.

-OK, let's just hope

-I'm not contaminated.

-Please follow me.

-Same procedure

-as on last checkpoint.

-The same as on previous checkpoint.

-The same as on previous checkpoint.

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-Can I give that to you?

-Just like that, yes?

-Am I clear?

-The Boy On The Bench

-Do you know, I'd been working

-in the Bay for two or three months.

-Every time I left the office...

-..I saw this gorgeous bloke.

-I made sure I took my lunch hour

-when he was sitting there.

-To top it all, do you know what?

-He was an architect

-and he drove an Audi TT.

-In my mind, we were married...

-..with two kids, a chocolate

-Labrador and a big house.

-Every lunchtime,

-I put my shades on...

-..and double the make-up...

-..then gave him the sexy eyes...

-..on the way to get

-the Tesco 3 deal.

-I don't know why I didn't have

-the balls to just ask him.

-"Are you single?"

-I checked him on the book

-and there was no other woman near.

-Three months later...

-..as I was walking casually

-but dead sexily by...

-..I heard this voice.

-"How are you doing then?

-I've seen you around quite a lot."

-He talks!

-Omigod, with me!

-He asked me out for a coffee.

-First date!

-Go with it, I said to myself.

-this is the one!

-Saturday came,

-and we had a coffee date.

-Oh, the conversation flowed.

-But I had had a double vodka

-chewing gum before going out.

-Then we had a lingering kiss!

-He asked me if I wanted

-to go on a second date.

-A second date on the same day!

-I used a can of fake tan

-and a ton of cocoa butter all over.

-Oh, I was ready for him.

-After some drinky-poos

-and touchy-feely on the doorstep...

-..I'd reached the stage where I was

-going to ask him back for a coffee.

-I'd convinced myself

-that this is the one...

-..and I thought, for once,

-cross your bloody legs.

-"Wanna come back to my place?"

-"Hell, yeah!" I said, in my head.

-What I really said

-was, "Oh, yeah, OK then."

-"But I don't promise you

-nothing, right?"

-Then it was a fumble in the taxi

-all the way across the city.

-We went in

-and he went to the toilet...

-..so I found a bedroom

-and stripped until I was starkers.

-Then I thought,

-I'll give him quite a welcome.

-I heard the door opening,

-and I said...

-.."Come here, my sexy boy!"

-I heard a man's voice

-saying, "Oh, good God!"

-"What the hell

-are you doing in my bed?"

-I didn't expect to hear that.

-Then, he said,

-"Who the hell are you?"

-I didn't know what to do!

-I was stuck in the sheets!

-"Where's my boy on the bench?"

-I said.

-"I dunno who the hell

-the boy on the bench is!"

-He hadn't told me that his father

-was staying in the spare room.

-To hell with it, I'd come this far.

-I grabbed my undies...

-..and made a beeline for the other

-bedroom as if nothing had happened.

-"Do your worst,

-my boy on the bench!"

-# Anyway

-# Just get the feeling like anyway

-# No explanation, just some anyway

-# Not like the one before

-# Anyhow

-# Just get the feeling

-that you're anyhow

-# De-de-de-der-er,

-just some anyhow

-# Not like the one before

-# Now I'm looking in a new direction

-# Oh yeah,

-looking in a new direction

-# There are stars through the clouds

-# And a light in your eyes

-# Anyway

-# Just get the feeling like anyway

-# Just get the feeling like anyway

-# Not like the one before

-# Now I'm looking in a new direction

-# Oh yeah,

-looking in a new direction

-# There are stars through the clouds

-# And a light in your eyes #

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