Pennod 5 Jonathan

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-Hello and welcome to the show.

-What are you wearing?

-I've been to London

-to pick up my honour.

-He has! You're important now.

-What should we call you? Sir?

-Sir.

-You haven't received a knighthood!

-You haven't received a knighthood!

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-Not yet. That's next.

-MBE.

-Queen?

-She wasn't there.

-She was walking the corgis.

-It was Prince William.

-It was good. We had a good chat.

-What did you say to him?

-What did you say to him?

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-"Alright, bud?"

-He asked where I was reffing

-this weekend. I said, "Italy."

-I asked if he'd been to see Wales.

-He said he was supposed to go

-to the Australia game.

-"Lucky you didn't go," I said.

-Did you ask if I was on the list?

-Did you ask if I was on the list?

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-You are. To go to the Tower.

-Before we meet our guests,

-let's meet our Club Of The Week...

-..Pontarddulais Women's Rugby Club.

-They're here tonight.

-Nantgaredig are top with 16 points.

-That's what you have to beat.

-Let's find out

-who is joining us tonight.

-Hi, gang.

-Morning, Mrs Ogmore Pritchard.

-Morning, Mrs Ogmore Pritchard.

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-Morning, postman.

-I only did it once!

-I only did it once!

-

-You sold drugs to kids.

-What else could I do?!

-Can I have accommodation for

-two weeks and a bath? Vegetarian.

-Nigel Davies

-will be glad when you go back.

-I hope he'll see this and

-realize how hard I've been working!

-That's it, John. Come on!

-Please welcome

-actor Tom Rhys Harries...

-..and former Scarlets prop

-Phil John.

-Welcome, both. Little and Large!

-You're the biggest man we've had on

-apart from Robin McBryde.

-That's the smartest I've seen you.

-Are you expecting a storm?

-Are you expecting a storm?

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-It's called fashion.

-Fashion!

-You're like Beauty and the Beast!

-You're the Beast.

-When he reffed you,

-you couldn't give him stick.

-Give him as much as you want now.

-Give him as much as you want now.

-

-He gave me enough, thanks.

-In one game, Scarlets v Ospreys, I

-think, I penalized him in the scrum.

-He said, "You don't have a clue."

-He said, "You don't have a clue."

-

-I was right.

-Tom, you warned us you were going

-to colour your hair.

-It's quite bright. Is it for a part?

-It's quite bright. Is it for a part?

-

-Yes. I wouldn't choose this colour.

-It's interesting how hair colour

-can change someone's appearance.

-You, for example.

-Jiff, you could have hair like...

-Boris Johnson!

-I don't know why you're laughing.

-At least

-we're growing old gracefully.

-We're not colouring our hair

-to look young.

-Enough about that.

-What's this week's news, Sarra?

-Donald Trump has begun the process

-of moving his new wig to Washington.

-Talking about Donald Trump,

-the people who live next door...

-..to the White House

-have prepared a welcoming gift.

-We have a behind the scenes picture

-of John Lewis's Christmas advert.

-That's the news.

-It was a tough game last Saturday

-against Argentina.

-Here are the highlights.

-A disappointing start.

-Wales hope for improvement.

-This is a challenge.

-# I've been thinking about it a lot

-# The only new thing

-is the way you want to go

-# Your feet in tight chains #

-Liam Williams.

-He goes past his man.

-He's so determined.

-Liam Williams

-gets his just desserts.

-Only Biggar's back.

-Juan Martin Hernandez

-has beaten him to it for the try.

-Gareth Davies goes himself.

-It's Wales's second try.

-The scrum half goes himself.

-He's there.

-Wales win.

-It was tight, but they come out

-on top in the end 24-20.

-Did you watch the game?

-Yes. It was better

-than the previous week.

-It couldn't have been worse.

-Did you see the match?

-Yes. In London.

-I agree. Better. A good result.

-They're improving.

-They're a bit static.

-Yes, unfortunately.

-Talking about Howley,

-you're starting to coach.

-Do you think

-he's had a hand grenade?

-Changing the game,

-the pattern of play.

-Gatland's going on tour next year

-to New Zealand.

-Howley's like this.

-It's a tough job.

-It's a tough job.

-

-It is.

-Howley's taken over the coaching

-this season.

-Everyone wants to see Wales

-change the way they play.

-What's Howley's job

-while Gatland's away?

-Not to do wholesale changes.

-He's doing it all now for a year.

-I thought the same as you.

-It's his job!

-How much input is Gatland having?

-We don't know.

-We don't know.

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-It helps when props kick like this.

-Gethin Jenkins.

-Landajo stepped on the touchline.

-He's smiling!

-Have you ever kicked like that?

-Have you ever kicked like that?

-

-I kicked a couple of heads!

-You must have played rugby at

-school. You went to Ysgol Plasmawr.

-I was No.7 for Plasmawr.

-You were a flanker?

-You were a flanker?

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-He's too pretty to be a flanker.

-Scrum cap.

-Gum shield.

-Face mask after the game.

-I'd have thought you would've done

-work experience as an actor.

-What did you do?

-What did you do?

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-With the Ospreys.

-It was in 2005. I was 15.

-We'd just won the Grand Slam.

-Gavin Henson was in the team.

-I did kicking training with him.

-I couldn't for the life of me

-kick it back straight.

-The ball went everywhere

-when I kicked it back.

-I thought

-he was going to twinge something.

-The best thing you've done

-is give up rugby.

-If you'd carried on,

-you could've had cauliflower ears.

-Between that and your hair,

-you'd look like this.

-That's tame.

-Have you had hair implants?

-You have more hair now.

-What happened there?

-What happened there?

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-Me and Samson Lee in training.

-Samson Lee was on your side.

-We were tackling.

-I went around one side of the tackle

-and Samson came around the other.

-I came off worse.

-That's why I ref. It's safer.

-You ref

-because you can't play rugby.

-I played fullback for Maes yr Yrfa

-and was compared to JPR Williams.

-You were shit

-compared to JPR Williams.

-That's all for this part.

-Before we go, here's Ruck

-And Rollers. See you in a bit.

-Go, go, go!

-CAR HORN

-Run! Run!

-He's tight.

-He's tight.

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-Come on, boys!

-Touch your toes.

-CAR HORN

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-Welcome back to Jonathan's show.

-Are we done?

-You don't see George North

-doing this shit.

-Welcome back

-and congratulations to Shane...

-..who just got inducted into

-the World Rugby Hall Of Fame...

-..with John Dawes and Arthur Gould.

-Well done, Shane, well done!

-Jonathan,

-it's only a matter of time!

-Shane everywhere!

-Tom, you've been doing

-a bit of everything.

-How did you start acting?

-I honestly don't remember deciding

-I wanted to be an actor.

-You did a lot of drama at school.

-Yes, but everyone does

-at Welsh medium schools.

-I went to drama school and then

-got a part, and now I'm an actor.

-What was your first-ever job?

-My first-ever job

-was as a paper boy.

-This was back when we had dial-up

-Internet in the house.

-I used to steal top-shelf magazines.

-The guy who ran the shop

-read the paper...

-..and didn't pay

-any attention to me.

-I'd check where he was, go up to

-the shelf and get the Playboy out.

-I'd tuck it into my shirt

-and walk out. "Cheers, John!"

-I'd walk down with my bike.

-On that day, one of the other

-paperboys was ill...

-..so the shop owner's wife

-had done some rounds.

-As I was walking back, I got too

-excited and took the magazine out.

-His wife turned the corner

-and saw me with the Playboy.

-I was sacked the next morning.

-I was sacked the next morning.

-

-That's one way to get sacked!

-How old were you?

-How old were you?

-

-I'm going to say fourteen.

-Were you much younger?

-Were you much younger?

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-No, older.

-Have you been sacked?

-Have you been sacked?

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-You get the sack every Saturday!

-My reffing isn't that bad,

-thank you.

-No, it isn't.

-I've never been sacked. Widnes

-transferred me. That's the same.

-Is it?

-Is it?

-

-Yes.

-"Can I have a word, Jonathan?"

-"Yes."

-"We don't have enough money

-to pay wages."

-"You're getting a free transfer."

-Do they speak Welsh in Widnes?

-Do they speak Welsh in Widnes?

-

-No.

-Didn't you have

-to wear a dress in your last role?

-I had to dress up as a girl

-in my last role.

-I had a chat with them and said I

-couldn't go on stage in high heels.

-I'd fall over.

-Wasn't it uncomfortable

-wearing a dress?

-Umm, no.

-The dress was made for me.

-Made to measure.

-Made to measure.

-

-I took it home.

-What was the role?

-It was a new stage play.

-It was a bit like Sliding Doors.

-I played three different versions

-of a person.

-One of the versions

-liked cross-dressing.

-Weren't you hanging

-upside down as well?

-Not in that one

-but in another role, yes.

-Yes, I spent six months

-on a show in London.

-Part of it was hanging

-upside down for ten minutes.

-Every night?

-Every night?

-

-Every night.

-Twice a day because of matinees.

-You'd have been like a bat.

-I did end up

-growing a couple of inches.

-Honest to God.

-You can hang off the door

-using your shoes.

-What's that play called?

-What's that play called?

-

-The hanging upside down one? Mojo.

-Who else was in that play?

-There were six of us...

-..Rupert Grint who played

-Ron Weasley in Harry Potter.

-That guy is the new Q in James Bond.

-The guy with the beard.

-Yes.

-And that other guy

-is off Harry Potter.

-That was quite fun.

-I played a lot of rugby growing up.

-It was a big group of boys.

-If there are any parallels

-with what we do with sport...

-..there's a group of six of you.

-I'm sure the girls would like

-to hear who you've worked with.

-You've worked

-with a real heart-throb.

-Benedict Cumberbatch?

-Yes, I did a thing called

-Parade's End.

-I was out in Belgium with him.

-He's amazing. A lovely guy.

-He's an incredible actor.

-I did that when I was

-in third year of college.

-The first scene I shot,

-it's set in World War II...

-..we had this huge field

-and a cherry picker.

-The camera is on a huge crane.

-The director came up to me

-and said...

-.."Hey, listen Tom, sorry

-to chuck you into this...

-.."but can you just run

-through the field?

-"We'll follow you

-on the cherry picker."

-"There'll be some squibs going off."

-Squibs are explosions.

-Great. I'd just arrived in Belgium.

-I ran around 500m

-through these trenches.

-All these things were exploding.

-And I ran into this little box and

-Benedict Cumberbatch was in there!

-You've acted with one of the big

-names in Jekyll And Hyde.

-Richard E Grant?

-A very strange guy.

-He does look strange.

-In what way?

-He has brought out a perfume range.

-He just smells everything.

-We were on set and in period dress.

-I spent six months

-shooting with him in London.

-He'd do a little small talk

-in the morning.

-Once he'd done the pleasantries,

-he'd crack on and smell the set.

-He'd smell all the clothes.

-The perfume range is called Jack.

-The perfume range is called Jack.

-

-Does it smell good?

-No.

-No.

-

-That's why I haven't heard of it.

-Haven't you just done

-a blockbuster fantasy film?

-I've just been filming

-in Bucharest for three months.

-It's to do with Dragonheart

-that came out in 1995.

-It's a stand-alone

-but part of the Dragonheart world.

-I was acting with

-a big blue ball for three months.

-Were there a lot of special effects?

-Were there a lot of special effects?

-

-Loads, yes. It's really hard.

-I played the main character and the

-dragon is the second main character.

-I had to speak

-to this big blue ball.

-I was quite attached

-to the big blue ball by the end.

-Like Cast Away!

-If you think acting's hard,

-try presenting with these two.

-There's a minute to go!

-There's a minute to go!

-

-It's time for you to Hit The Bar!

-I'm looking forward

-to seeing who's tonight's barman.

-Tonight's barman is...

-What?

-What? I can't say that.

-The Japanese captain!

-Where's Harry?

-He's holding the balls.

-I'm from Colwyn Bay.

-I'm from Colwyn Bay.

-

-North Wales?

-You've come all the way down

-to hold the balls tonight.

-Yes.

-Yes.

-

-Good lad.

-Tom, it's your go.

-What's the top score?

-Everyone asks.

-

-It's 50!

-He'll act like Jonny Wilkinson.

-You've had kicking lessons

-from Gavin Henson.

-Yes, my life has been

-preparation for this moment.

-You've got 20 seconds.

-If you hit the barman

-you get 10 points.

-Between the posts is 5 points.

-This gold ball is worth double.

-You'll have to be quick.

-Three, two, one.

-Three, two, one.

-

-WHISTLE

-Come on, Harry!

-Three, two, one.

-WHISTLE

-Have you held balls before?

-Have you?

-What was the score, Sarra?

-Well done, Tom, you got 45.

-Well done.

-That was your fault!

-As you know, these two have been

-challenging each other this series.

-Jiffy is leading.

-He's won twice

-while you've not won any.

-I had to do this challenge.

-Do you want to know what it was?

-Falconry. Do you know what it is?

-No, no idea.

-Jonathan has an allergy.

-Not a work allergy.

-He's allergic to hard work.

-I had to step in.

-This is what happened.

-Today, Jonathan has kindly sent you

-down here for a falconry challenge.

-Thanks, Jonathan.

-We're using a variety

-of birds of prey...

-..including falcons, hawks and owls.

-At the end of this session...

-..my trusted Welsh Hawking Centre

-Falconers will judge you...

-..on who's been the most confident

-falconer to win the test.

-She doesn't like birds.

-Birds don't like me.

-You haven't had

-much practice with birds!

-Where is Nigel now?

-Nige!

-Oh, good boy.

-Who's the best referee in the world?

-Nigel!

-Good boy. Hello, yeah.

-Hello.

-Hello.

-

-Hello.

-He's got the same beak as Jiffy.

-Who's a pretty boy?

-Me? Thank you.

-What's up on that thing,

-a chicken bone?

-A chicken drumstick.

-He's away.

-Where's he going then?

-Where's he going then?

-

-Where's he going?

-He hasn't gone near

-the chicken drumstick.

-Bloody great,

-that's one challenge gone then.

-It's flying away.

-I'm useless. Oh, here he comes.

-Marvellous, yeah.

-That wasn't very quick, was it?

-Like your refereeing.

-Right.

-BIRD SCREECH

-It sounds like you moaning.

-Woo!

-Oh, yes, Nigel!

-Come on!

-He's going the wrong way.

-Where is he going?

-Typical, he's quicker than me.

-He's missed it.

-There you go, Sarr.

-Tell me when he comes back down.

-Has he arrived yet?

-Has he arrived yet?

-

-He's landed in Porthcawl.

-Look at that! Fantastic!

-Fantastic.

-I can't look.

-I can't look.

-

-Don't look then.

-Whoa!

-Ah! Come on, Owens!

-Follow me out.

-What's his name?

-What's his name?

-

-He hasn't got one.

-Jiffy.

-Jiffy.

-

-Throw him off.

-Whoa!

-The sound man's caught him.

-Serious, now.

-I can't have that on my arm.

-It's just an owl.

-It's just an owl.

-

-Oh, my gosh.

-What do these prey on then?

-What do these prey on then?

-

-Referees!

-Good boy, Buzz. He likes me, Sarra.

-He's on his way already.

-Here he comes.

-Dear me, look out!

-Good, Sarra!

-He doesn't want to leave.

-OWL HOOT

-What was that challenge?

-Just holding your arm out?

-It depended on how comfortable

-the bird felt with you.

-Letting the bird go wasn't the same

-as throwing a tennis ball.

-Do you know who won that challenge?

-Jonathan, who won the challenge?

-The winner was...

-DRUM ROLL

-DRUM ROLL

-

-..Nigel!

-One challenge and you give it away!

-One challenge and you give it away!

-

-Do it yourself next time!

-That's it for this part.

-Before the break, it's time to see

-what Pontarddulais' prop is like.

-This is Prop Idol.

-See you after the break.

-Prop Idol!

-Facing our Prop Idol challenge

-this week is...

-..Hannah Jones!

-Name...

-Name...

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-Hannah Jones!

-Age...

-Age...

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-23.

-School...

-School...

-

-Pontarddulais.

-Interesting fact...

-Interesting fact...

-

-Been on the cover of Swansea Life.

-Prop Idol...

-Prop Idol...

-

-Adam Jones.

-Hannah will definitely

-be the next Welsh Prop Idol.

-Come on, she was on Swansea Life.

-She's definitely a model.

-Look at her stretching again.

-We're always waiting for Hannah

-because of the cameras.

-Three, two, one.

-Hannah trying to pass.

-BELL

-Ooh, legs out.

-It's good to get the legs out.

-BELL

-BREAKING GLASS

-BUZZER

-In and out of the poles, Hannah,

-not through them.

-BELL

-KISSING NOISE

-It's time for the limbo.

-Hannah always gets down and dirty

-on the dance floor.

-BELLS

-Rubbish, no, pathetic.

-BELL

-Bont, Bont, Bont!

-Up the Ambers!

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-Welcome back.

-Phil, you're one

-of the Scarlets' greatest players.

-You played over 300 games for them.

-Does it make you old or experienced?

-Does it make you old or experienced?

-

-Both!

-Does one event stand out?

-It was probably my first season.

-We won the league in 2003/4

-and played in the Heineken Cup...

-..against some

-of the great French sides.

-Those two things made it memorable.

-Not many people

-stay with one club these days.

-What is so special

-about the Scarlets and Llanelli?

-When I was young,

-I lived in Llanelli.

-I supported the club...

-..and enjoyed watching them on TV

-if I wasn't at the game.

-I thought that one day, it would

-be nice to play for the Scarlets.

-The years went by...

-..and all of a sudden,

-I'd been there for 15 seasons.

-Your last game for the Scarlets

-was against Glasgow.

-How did it feel

-knowing it was your last game?

-Was it difficult?

-Was it difficult?

-

-Quite difficult.

-Was it emotional?

-Was it emotional?

-

-Not until after the game.

-Everyone left the pitch

-and seeing the supporters...

-..waiting to see me walking

-around the field at the end...

-..was a great feeling.

-What is your nickname?

-What is your nickname?

-

-Sog.

-Why Sog?

-Why Sog?

-

-Son of Gareth.

-Phil's girlfriend

-is Gareth Jenkins' daughter.

-You said you'd get married

-when you stopped playing.

-Have you got the ring yet?

-Have you got the ring yet?

-

-Not yet.

-Who are the best players

-you've played with or against?

-I enjoyed playing

-with the front row.

-I'm good friends with almost

-everyone I've played with.

-I'm very different. It's a clique.

-You wouldn't know. You're a back.

-You wouldn't know. You're a back.

-

-I don't want to know.

-I couldn't live in that clique.

-You played a lot

-with Mr Sarra Elgan, Simon.

-How hard was it having him as coach

-after playing alongside him?

-When Simon began coaching,

-he was still playing.

-There was a bit

-of a transition period.

-I used to sit next to him

-in the changing room...

-..but once he went full-time,

-he was a different person.

-In what way?

-He forgot how to smile.

-If you lived with her,

-you'd forget how to smile too.

-Something links Phil and me.

-Phil used to sit

-next to your husband...

-..and I used to sit

-next to your father.

-That's good.

-You have to share rooms when you

-play away. Who was your room-mate?

-A different person every week.

-Did they ask to change?

-Did they ask to change?

-

-Yes, they asked to change.

-They didn't want to share with you?

-They didn't want to share with you?

-

-It's because I snore.

-It's OK after the game

-but the night before...

-..when the lads want to sleep,

-there's nothing worse.

-Who's the worst room-mate?

-Ken Owens is one.

-Ken Owens is one.

-

-Why?

-We were at the Northampton Marriott.

-We had two big beds,

-one for me and one for Ken.

-There was a huge lamp on the desk

-in between us.

-I woke in the night with the lamp

-on top of me and Ken shouting.

-I thought he was awake,

-but he was fast asleep.

-Was he talking in his sleep?

-Was he talking in his sleep?

-

-That's right.

-Who's the worst room-mate you had?

-Who's the worst room-mate you had?

-

-Easy, Rowland Phillips.

-Why?

-He always wanted to wrestle.

-He's massive and he always

-wanted to wrestle naked.

-Do referees share rooms?

-Do referees share rooms?

-

-No.

-You've asked, have you?

-The Scarlets

-are like a prop factory...

-..with John Davies,

-Martyn Madden, you, Samson Lee.

-Why do you think

-the Scarlets do that so well?

-When the lads are young,

-they are given the chance to play.

-When you play in the front row,

-the way to learn is through playing.

-You don't learn in training.

-That's the difference with Samson.

-He's come through so quickly.

-He was a first-team regular

-at the age of 20...

-..and learned a lot.

-What kind of a lad is he?

-What kind of a lad is he?

-

-He's a lad and a half.

-One day,

-he arrived early for a match.

-There's a table

-in the changing room...

-..with all the supplements

-and energy drinks.

-Samson had one energy drink,

-then another one.

-He had a Red Bull

-and some pre-game thing.

-He ran onto the pitch

-and collapsed.

-They had to carry him back in.

-He'd had a caffeine overdose.

-I remember that.

-The following week, the physio

-and the doctor came in...

-..with a flip chart for the squad...

-..showing how much caffeine

-you're supposed to have in a day.

-Samson had taken ten times

-the amount he should have had.

-I refereed a match

-between Swansea and Newport...

-..the year before

-the regions were formed.

-Swansea had a prop

-named Darren Morris.

-I had to speak to the front row.

-I went to the Swansea changing room

-and asked, "Are you all here, boys"?

-"Hang on, Morris is not here."

-"Oh, sorry, Nige".

-In he comes with a huge burger

-from the burger van.

-This was before the game.

-Unbelievable.

-When you were young,

-which players did you look up to?

-When I was young, we had John Davies

-from Crymych playing for us.

-I became good friends with John

-and shared a room with him.

-He's a character.

-He was like the Godfather.

-I think he was about 45 years old.

-Nobody was sure of his real age.

-His passport showed a different age

-to the one in the programme.

-I changed my age on Wikipedia once

-and made myself four years younger.

-I looked at a programme and it said

-"Nigel Owens, ref, 40 years old".

-The following week in Toulon,

-one of the touch judges said...

-.."Bloody hell,

-you're only 36 this week".

-You've moved into coaching,

-working in North Wales...

-..with Mark Jones, coaching RGC.

-I started three weeks ago with Mark

-and we're enjoying it.

-You share a room with Mark

-a couple of nights each week.

-He's also started complaining

-about my snoring.

-I think he'll be moving out

-of the caravan and into a flat.

-We'd like to see you and Mark Jones

-in a caravan.

-Are you enjoying it there?

-Are you enjoying it there?

-

-Yes, I am.

-Do you have a translator?

-Do you have a translator?

-

-No, not yet.

-You've got a good squad. They're

-third in the Welsh Premiership.

-I don't understand what goes on

-in the scrums and line-outs.

-Do you try things like this

-in the line-out? Watch this.

-That could work for you.

-It could be a plan for you tomorrow.

-It could be a plan for you tomorrow.

-

-I might try that.

-They won the ball.

-Pontyberem played Llanelli Youth

-about 15 years ago.

-The scrum half was shouting

-the line-out calls...

-.."24, 48, 62, 34, middle ball".

-We've got a challenge for you.

-It's a challenge

-to test your strength as a prop.

-It's time to play Prop Or Flop.

-Prop Or Flop

-Do you want to go first?

-You can warm it up

-for everyone else.

-I've never touched a scrum machine

-in my life.

-Have you ever tackled anyone?

-Have you ever tackled anyone?

-

-When I had to.

-English tackling.

-I'm looking forward

-to refereeing you.

-Come on, touch, pause

-bloody engage.

-That's not it.

-

-What is it, then?

-Crouch, bind, set.

-Go early and it's a free kick.

-Whoa.

-Crouch...

-Crouch then!

-He can't, he's got bad knees.

-Bind. Long arm, please Jiff,

-long arm.

-Set.

-I've said set.

-Crouch, bind, set, in.

-Do you watch rugby at all?

-On "set", is it?

-On "set", is it?

-

-Yes, crouch, bind, set.

-Oh, hey!

-190.

-The prop from Pontarddulais next.

-Show the lads how it's done.

-Crouch.

-There we go, see?

-Very professional.

-Now, then. Bind.

-Set.

-That's good.

-Oh, hey!

-90.

-Here we go.

-Ready?

-You're so competitive.

-It's hilarious.

-Crouch.

-I haven't said bind yet.

-Bind.

-Set.

-92.

-92!

-Now then, Phil.

-This could be a new career.

-You've broken it.

-Come on, Phil.

-Don't let him win, please.

-For crying out loud.

-Crouch.

-Here we go.

-Bind.

-Set.

-OK.

-Yes!

-I'm happy with that.

-To see a front row

-- I'm in awe of them.

-I could never play there.

-They do the hard work...

-..so you can look good

-with the ball in hand.

-One minute to go.

-One minute to go.

-

-It's time to Hit The Bar.

-You have 20 seconds.

-Hit him for 10 points,

-5 between the posts.

-Don't forget the golden ball

-for double points.

-Look at him watching.

-Ready? Three, two, one...

-Three, two...

-I think Phil John

-could have a new career.

-What was the score, Sarra?

-What was the score, Sarra?

-

-Phil John, you scored 60 points.

-That's all for now.

-Before we go,

-here's Pontarddulais' Club Clown.

-See you later.

-I'm Tash Evans. I'm the Club Clown

-and I have been tucked up.

-Can you wear these for us, Tash?

-Tasha is the Club Clown...

-..because she's always late

-for training and always hung-over.

-Club Clown? Club Flirt, more like.

-She's always after the boys

-and that affects...

-..her performance on the pitch!

-Club Clown? Club Flirt!

-She's always after the boys.

-It affects her performance

-on the pitch.

-Club Clown because

-she's always on a sesh.

-The chances of you lot kicking me...

-..is like me turning up for training

-not hung-over.

-Don't do that, Ellis!

-Can you feel this, Tash?

-Can you feel this, Tash?

-

-Remember I love you, Minty.

-# Hallelujah, Hallelujah

-# Hallelujah, Hallelujah

-# Hallelujah #

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-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

-Welcome back.

-Pontarddulais

-is our Club Of The Week.

-Here's 5 Turns For A Welshman,

-or Welshwoman.

-Anna, fullback.

-Twig, fly half.

-Bethan, centre.

-Kelly, winger.

-Sophie, second row.

-Anna.

-Four, five.

-Twig.

-Four, five.

-Beth.

-Left!

-Behind you!

-Kelly next.

-One, two, three...

-..four, five...

-Five.

-Pile on!

-From Pontarddulais RFC,

-good luck to Wales against Japan.

-Well done. Let's see

-where you stand in our table.

-Nantgaredig are still in the lead.

-St David's are second, with

-Pontarddulais third on 10 points.

-Well done, girls. We enjoyed that.

-It was very good, fair play.

-We've asked each other questions.

-It's your chance

-to ask us something.

-It's time for The Inquisition.

-We have two questions

-from the audience.

-Where's our first question?

-Stand up.

-What's your name

-and where do you come from?

-I'm Hannah from Pontarddulais.

-I'm Hannah from Pontarddulais.

-

-What's your question?

-A question for Phil and Tom.

-How do you prepare

-before a game or performance?

-On the morning of a game, I'd get up

-and have the same meal every time.

-Poached egg, beans and toast.

-I'd go to the club. Everyone

-would be in the dressing room.

-Ken Owens would come with me

-and we'd hide in the kit room.

-We had a coffee machine.

-We'd sit there

-until an hour before kick off...

-..then we'd go into the changing

-rooms to see the rest of the team.

-You'd hide.

-You'd hide.

-

-Tom? How do you prepare?

-I listen to music in my room

-and go over my work.

-Very professional.

-Next question?

-What's your name

-and where do you come from?

-Osian from Caerphilly. A question

-for Phil, Nigel and Jiffy.

-Which stadium

-has the worst changing rooms?

-Good question.

-Good question.

-

-Jiff, you go first.

-There was one in Salford.

-The roof sloped like this.

-All the tall lads

-had to change on one side.

-All the short lads

-got changed on the other side.

-Another was in Carlisle.

-The forwards had to change first

-because it was too cramped.

-They left

-and then the backs went in.

-Phil?

-Phil?

-

-I have two. One in Pontyberem.

-Oi!

-They are bad.

-Jiff, what's the home changing room

-like in Neath?

-There's not much room

-in the away changing room.

-No! It was the same in St Helen's.

-What about you?

-It was a football one when Saracens

-played at Vicarage Road.

-Watford's ground.

-The referee's changing room stank.

-The sewerage was underneath.

-It stank.

-It stank.

-

-On purpose!

-What's next for you, Tom?

-I have another project

-starting in January.

-Doing what?

-Another play in London.

-You also play instruments

-as well as acting.

-Yes. I'd like to play music

-as an occupation in the future.

-You'd like to record.

-I play quite a lot of music.

-When the time is right.

-Do you sing?

-Yes. I did a lot of session singing

-before I started acting.

-I've done some terrible songs.

-You're talented -

-singing, acting, rugby.

-That's subjective.

-I was awful at rugby.

-Phil, you have a big game

-against Cardiff tomorrow.

-Then it's carrying on with coaching.

-Then it's carrying on with coaching.

-

-Yes.

-The following week

-we're playing Bedwas then Ebbw Vale.

-It's Japan tomorrow.

-We have to beat them.

-I think they will.

-Do you think Ireland

-will beat the All Blacks?

-I don't know.

-They know they can beat them.

-It'll be quite a game.

-It'll be quite a game.

-

-Does Simon work with them?

-Yes.

-Yes.

-

-Didn't you know? She tells everyone.

-I don't!

-I don't!

-

-They won one week.

-She was Sarra Elgan but

-after they beat the All Blacks...

-..she was Sarra Elgan Easterby.

-If they lose tomorrow,

-it'll be back to Sarra Elgan.

-That's it for tonight.

-Many thanks to our guests,

-Tom Rhys Harries and Phil John.

-Good luck to Wales tomorrow

-against Japan.

-See you next week for the last game

-against South Africa.

-Until then, goodnight.

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