Pennod 6 Jonathan

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-Welcome to the show.

-I'm not sure what to say

-about last Saturday's game.

-Thankfully, we have someone

-who's never lost for words.

-Sarra Elgan.

-And a bloke

-who never shuts up, Nigel Owens.

-Before we meet our guests,

-what have you been up to?

-I was out in Florence

-for Italy v South Africa.

-What about you?

-Last week, I was kit man

-at Harlequins for a day.

-Kit woman, whatever.

-I ironed the lads' shorts.

-That must have taken a while.

-That must have taken a while.

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-It was a lot of fun.

-You don't iron at home.

-You don't iron at home.

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-I took tackle bags out.

-All the pre-game jobs.

-You did something exciting

-this week.

-Switching on the lights in Mumbles!

-The Christmas lights!

-The Christmas lights!

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-No, he put the fairy on the tree!

-Did you count down, three, two, one?

-Did you count down, three, two, one?

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-They're still on!

-Me and Leon Britton.

-They had to have someone famous!

-Did you have a book signing too?

-Jonathan Davies' best Lions fifteen?

-I've had stick in Ireland,

-for omitting Brian O'Driscoll.

-You left Brian O'Driscoll out?

-That's ridiculous.

-Who's had two successful tours?

-I bet you picked

-your workmate Jeremy Guscott.

-He won in 1989...

-He won in 1989...

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-Did you pick Guscott?

-I'm explaining why.

-I'm explaining why.

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-Alright, butty? You're in, mate.

-He won in 1989 and in 1997.

-When did O'Driscoll win?

-He did, on the last tour.

-He did, on the last tour.

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-How many Lions tours did you go on?

-Before we meet our guests,

-let's meet our Club Of The Week.

-Llanidloes RFC. OK, boys?

-Hi, Sarra!

-Simon's got nothing on me!

-Nantgaredig are top

-of this series' chart.

-Can Llanidloes beat them?

-Let's see who tonight's guests are.

-Maybe you think...

-SCREAM

-Welcome to Nodyn.

-Out!

-What a moment for Ed Clancy,

-now a three-time Olympic champion.

-For Owain Doull,

-what a special moment.

-What a close final!

-I've had a lot of injuries...

-..but you need to get up

-and keep pedalling.

-Please welcome

-singer and presenter Elin Fflur...

-..and Olympic cyclist Owain Doull.

-It's packed here tonight.

-They knew you were coming!

-Do you get recognized

-without the helmet and goggles?

-Not so much, to be honest.

-A couple of times but not really.

-You're from North Wales...

-..where everyone says

-they're related to George North.

-You are though, aren't you?

-You are though, aren't you?

-

-Yes, I am.

-My Taid and his Taid were brothers.

-My Taid and his Taid were brothers.

-

-That means Tad-cu.

-Some kind of cousins.

-Some kind of cousins.

-

-Everyone's related up there.

-Says Trimsaran!

-People in Llanelli

-call Trimsaran Game Of Thrones!

-We come over the wall...

-You went to Glantaf, so you must

-have played rugby at school.

-I was this size when I was 15,

-so I was never suited to rugby.

-What position did you play?

-What position did you play?

-

-Winger.

-Glantaf are very successful

-at producing internationals.

-Jamie Roberts, Rhys Patchell,

-Nicky Robinson and his brother.

-Why are they so good at sports?

-Why are they so good at sports?

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-They just love rugby.

-When I was there,

-there was no football team.

-You had to play rugby.

-You had to play rugby.

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-No option.

-It was the same for me.

-It was the same for me.

-

-What happened to you?

-He couldn't play anything!

-He played with his Bunsen burner...

-It was just me at Mynyddcerrig.

-I had to play with myself.

-Let me rephrase that!

-Before we talk about

-the Japan game, here's the news.

-Christmas is coming, and the WRU

-have published their new card.

-They don't know what to do

-with those balls either.

-Jonathan Davies' wedding photos

-have been released.

-Here's a clip of Jiffy dancing.

-Watch this.

-He's better than you!

-And we have to mention the weather.

-According to meteorologists,

-the forecast for next week...

-..is that it'll piss down.

-And that's the news.

-We only just beat Japan last week.

-Here are the match highlights.

-A big improvement against Argentina,

-and that needs to continue.

-Dan Lydiate ultimately benefits

-for his first international try.

-Jon Davies to Jamie Roberts.

-This time, he makes it.

-Oh, untidy and Yamada steals it.

-Japan get a try before half-time.

-Alun Wyn Jones strides through...

-..and gets the pass

-to Sam Warburton.

-Great hands.

-That was a fine try by Japan.

-Lotoahea is over,

-and Wales are punished again.

-Sam Davies

-with the drop goal attempt.

-It's there, and Wales beat Japan

-in the last ten seconds.

-Heartbreak for the visitors,

-and Wales manage to win - just!

-Did you see the game?

-Did you see the game?

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-No, I was moving house.

-Sadly, I couldn't watch it.

-Sadly, I couldn't watch it.

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-Not sadly.

-You were lucky. Did you watch it?

-You were lucky. Did you watch it?

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-No...

-Don't you have any interest?

-Don't you have any interest?

-

-Yes, I do have some interest...

-..but I'm one

-of those annoying people...

-..who turns into a rugby fan

-for the Six Nations.

-Like her then.

-I am guilty of that,

-but I don't understand the rules.

-Some people like that

-make a living from the game!

-It wasn't a great performance.

-In fact, it was incredibly bad.

-That's almost it for part one.

-Before we go,

-Lisa Angharad issued a challenge...

-..to some Welsh fans

-before last weekend's game.

-When I was on Jonathan

-a couple of weeks ago...

-..I got my hands

-on Jiffy's biggest asset.

-His wallet.

-Being a generous person,

-I've come to Cardiff...

-..on the day of Wales v Japan

-to share his fortune.

-Jonathan Davies' fiver, anyone?

-All the boys want me now!

-For 5, who would you rather

-have a one-night stand with?

-Jonathan Davies or Nigel Owens?

-Jonathan Davies or Nigel Owens?

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-Oh, Nigel Owens.

-Immediate answer. Why?

-He's sexy!

-Fair play, he's sex on legs.

-Fair play, he's sex on legs.

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-A lot more sexy than Jonathan?

-Share it between you.

-A fiver? I'd need a lot more for a

-one-night stand with either of them.

-Snog, marry, avoid.

-Jonathan Davies,

-Nigel Owens, Sarra Elgan.

-Snog Nigel Owens,

-avoid Jiffy, marry Sarra Elgan.

-Jonathan Davies, snog.

-Avoid, sorry, Nigel.

-Sarra Elgan, marry.

-For 5, who would you rather

-have a one-night stand with?

-Jonathan Davies or Nigel Owens?

-Jonathan Davies or Nigel Owens?

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-Jonathan Davies.

-Why?

-Why?

-

-He's better with his hands.

-Is he now? Mm-hm.

-You don't deserve a fiver.

-Sarra, you're lush,

-but Nigel, you're more lush.

-I like you too, Sarra!

-I'm not...

-No fiver for you, but you get one.

-Who wants a fiver?

-Fiver?

-For 5, give me your best impression

-of Jonathan Davies.

-Definitely worth a fiver. Well done.

-Sorry, Jiffy.

-Uh, you know, um, you know,

-they have to, you know, um...

-..play, you know, better, um,

-you know, if they want to win.

-That's for me!

-I must say, I've been surprised.

-Welsh fans aren't quite as stupid

-as they look.

-If Jonathan asks about this,

-you don't know anything, OK?

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-Welcome back.

-Tonight's guests are Elin Fflur

-and Owain Doull.

-Before we chat to them,

-let's meet Llanidloes' club clown.

-Adam Price. I'm the club clown.

-Well done, Adam.

-Come on, Adam.

-Adam is the club clown because

-he's a 10 but really he's a prop.

-Adam is the club clown because he

-won four stars working at McDonalds.

-He's a true Ronald McDonald hero.

-Adam is the club clown...

-..because he's the only one who

-wears his pants in the shower.

-These aren't a bad fit actually.

-Elin, what comes first,

-singing or presenting?

-Singing is my first love.

-I really enjoy both.

-Presenting is coming in

-to the singing now.

-I talk a lot more between songs.

-I've started thinking

-that I'm a stand up comedian.

-What's been your highlight?

-What's been your highlight?

-

-It's hard to choose.

-There have been so many

-exciting things, really.

-I remember once singing at half time

-when Wales played Azerbaijan.

-I sang at half time...

-..with two lots of players

-kicking balls either side of me.

-# Beside the ooh! Sea #

-It wasn't that amazing but it was

-because 40,000 people were there.

-I sang at the opening ceremony...

-..of the World Rally Championship

-in Monte Carlo.

-That was incredible.

-I sang Skyfall by Adele

-and felt like Mrs Bond!

-I got to go in the car

-with Elfyn Evans too.

-Me, Idris Elba and David Coulthard.

-I felt like a superstar.

-I felt like a superstar.

-

-Those are big names.

-Idris Elba!

-Idris Elba!

-

-It was quite exciting.

-What happened in Wrexham?

-Wasn't there a big shock

-when you did a gig there?

-Where do you get these stories?

-I went to Wrexham two years ago. Do

-you remember we had a lot of snow?

-It was terrible.

-I'd started singing.

-Half way through the gig...

-..it's announced

-that it's snowing heavily...

-..and people should return home.

-I jumped in my car and got on the

-A55 and it was at a stand still.

-When I sing, I drink a lot of water.

-When I sing, I drink a lot of water.

-

-I can see where this is going.

-I sat there for an hour thinking

-"I need to go to the toilet."

-All the men went out to the bushes.

-It's easy for men!

-It's so hard to go

-when you're a woman!

-Anyway,

-I had a waterproof Lidl bag.

-Ten pence!

-Ten pence!

-

-Yes, ten pence.

-Was it a bag for life?

-You filled it, did you?

-Two minutes after I finished going

-to the toilet, the traffic was gone.

-What did you do with the bag?

-Exactly. It was snowing.

-I had to pour it out the window.

-There was steam rising

-from the snow.

-Alright, alright.

-You didn't need gritters then,

-you cleared the road easily.

-If you're on the bike and you want

-the toilet, what happens?

-Everyone just stops.

-In the middle of a race?

-In the middle of a race?

-

-Yeah.

-If one person stops, most of the

-time someone else needs to etc...

-You'll have 100 guys there.

-Do you have Lidl bags?

-Men don't need them!

-We go everywhere!

-You've got a large catalogue

-of songs. Do you ever forget words?

-Yes, a lot!

-You've got artistic licence

-to just make things up.

-If you just make this shape

-with your mouth...

-..it looks like you're doing

-something.

-We're going to give you

-a little quiz now.

-I'm going to read a line

-from one of your songs.

-You tell us the next line.

-Are you ready?

-"Paid a cau y drws"

-- Don't shut the door.

-Sorry, that's the song's name!

-"I'm still outside!"

-"Don't shut the door,

-I'm still outside!"

-Ready?

-"Mae'r cestyll" - The castles are...

-# The castles on the sand

-# Crumble one by one #

-# Crumble one by one #

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-Let's see if you're right.

-# The castles on the sand #

-# The castles on the sand #

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-Wrong key!

-# Crumble one by one #

-"Gad fi fod" - Leave me be.

-"Gad fi fod" - Leave me be.

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-"You pig!"

-Quiet, you!

-You're ruining everything!

-You should write songs.

-I could do a version

-where you write the words.

-What was it?

-# Leave me be

-# Let me think for myself #

-# Let me think for myself #

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-Are you right?

-# Leave me be

-# Let me think for myself #

-Very good.

-You know how Jiffy says "you know" a

-lot, do you have something similar?

-Maybe when you started presenting?

-Don't say any more,

-watch the screen.

-No!

-Yes, indeed.

-Yes, indeed.

-Elin.

-Elin.

-

-Yes, indeed.

-Yes, indeed.

-Yes, indeed.

-That was 14 times in one programme.

-That was 14 times in one programme.

-

-It was awful.

-I'd never done live TV before.

-I'd never really presented.

-I was nervous.

-When you're trying to think

-what you're doing next...

-..you say "you know" or whatever.

-I said "Yes, indeed."

-The producer said in my ear

-I should stop saying that.

-That makes it worse then.

-I couldn't think of something else

-to say then.

-On Twitter and Facebook everyone

-was saying "Elin Fflur Ie Wir."!

-You're from a singing family.

-You're from a singing family.

-

-Yes, everyone sings in the family.

-In the '70s,

-mum was in a band called Bran.

-My youngest brother plays the drums

-for a group from Ireland.

-They're called The Villagers.

-He tours the world with them.

-You get on with your brothers?

-You get on with your brothers?

-

-Yes.

-You know each other well.

-You know each other well.

-

-Obviously.

-How well?

-As well as you can know

-your brother.

-Elin, one of your brothers

-is here tonight.

-He'll tell a story.

-You'll then finish it.

-Eh?

-Hello, Gwion here.

-Elin Fflur's brother.

-When Carlotta were rehearsing...

-..hearing an argument from the room

-was a guarantee.

-It would be Elin and Ioan

-every time.

-One day, it went too far.

-Elin, what object did you use...

-..to reach Ioan

-from the other side of the room?

-I'm glad you understood that.

-I need subtitles.

-I was in a group with my eldest

-brother, that's the youngest.

-We'd argue a lot.

-One day I just lost my temper.

-I turned round, saw an ironing board

-and just threw it.

-The band split up three weeks later.

-Brother sister relationships

-are nice. You have a sister.

-Your sister, Caroline.

-Your sister, Caroline.

-

-Yes.

-Caroline's here.

-Caroline's here.

-

-No, she isn't.

-Yes, she is.

-Hiya, it's Caroline here,

-Jonathan's sister.

-This story happened when I was nine

-and Jonathan was eleven.

-We were outside playing rugby and

-this boy we didn't know joined in.

-What happened was he was tackling me

-quite hard.

-He used his knees and elbows.

-What happened next, Jonathan?

-What happened next, Jonathan?

-I broke his nose.

-I warned him.

-You can't do it like that. you can't

-throw people over your leg.

-He did or said something

-and I broke his nose.

-His parents came to the house.

-I was hiding. Dad came to fetch me

-from the garden.

-His mother said "it's very bad,

-he broke my son's nose."

-My father said,

-"It must have been a lucky punch."

-She said "unlucky, surely."

-Right, a minute to go!

-It's time for us to hit the bar!

-Nige, who's tonight's barman?

-The barman is one of South Africa's

-best players, Bryan Habana.

-BOOING

-Holding the balls tonight

-is Alex Jones from Cefneithin.

-Yes, my lad.

-What my lad?

-Get out here now, my lad!

-You're in the firing line.

-You're in the firing line.

-

-Sorry!

-Elin, you have 20 seconds.

-Hit Bryan Habana, it's 10 points,

-over the bar for 5 points.

-This golden ball...

-OOOH!

-..is worth double the points.

-Ready?

-Three, two, one.

-Three, two, one.

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-WHISTLE

-I need to take my shoes off.

-GOLDEN BALL

-Three, two...

-WHISTLE

-What was Elin's score, Sarra?

-Well, they think you got 20,

-I think you got 25.

-Well done, Elin.

-That's it for this part.

-Before the break it's time to see

-Llanidloes' choice for Prop Idol.

-Facing the Prop Idol challenge

-this week is...

-James Plumridge, AKA Plum.

-Name?

-Name?

-

-James Plumridge.

-Age?

-Age?

-

-28.

-School?

-School?

-

-Llanidloes High School.

-Interesting fact?

-Interesting fact?

-

-I'm not even Welsh.

-Diet?

-Diet?

-

-Pies.

-Prop Idol?

-Prop Idol?

-

-Jason Leonard, England legend.

-# Rule, Britannia!

-# Britannia rules the waves! #

-Today's prop idol

-is James Plumridge.

-It's more like fat lump, Lump Idol.

-Good luck, James!

-Three, two, one, go!

-Miss and another miss.

-Hits the target, good.

-He comes through the tyres.

-He kicks the ball,

-it's another miss.

-He's getting through the yellow

-sticks, dear me, he's slow.

-Typical slow prop there.

-Through the limbo,

-he cheats like an Englishman!

-He's awful.

-Crap.

-Will he get the kick?

-True Llanidloes fashion.

-The dive to finish.

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-Welcome back.

-During this series we've been lucky.

-You're the second gold medallist

-we've had. Do you have it with you?

-It's here.

-Look at that case. It's fantastic.

-How does it feel

-when you hold it in you hand?

-Nigel's dying to hold it.

-For me, it's just a medal.

-It doesn't matter if I lose it,

-it won't change what I achieved...

-..but I remember

-the first time I saw a gold medal.

-Where do you keep it at home?

-Where do you keep it at home?

-

-Everywhere.

-I'm always losing it. It took me

-30 minutes to find it tonight.

-It goes from bag to bag.

-We have a clip of you winning gold.

-It's down to the last lap. Who's got

-that bit extra in the legs?

-Who can find the move

-to get over the line in first place?

-Will it be Britain?

-Will it be Australia?

-It certainly will be Britain,

-..in a world-record time.

-The awesome foursome have done it.

-Gold for Britain once more.

-You were way in front of Australia.

-I watched the race.

-You'd won it with a lap to go.

-I thought you were comfortable

-after that.

-Going into the race...

-..qualifying and the first round

-we had 3-4 seconds over Australia.

-In team pursuit,

-that's a comfortable margin.

-We thought if we did the same thing

-again in the final, we'd be OK.

-The final was just a shitfight,

-to be honest.

-It should be a shitfight

-for a gold medal.

-They're not going to

-just give it to you.

-Going into the race

-we thought we had a margin...

-..if that was the best they had.

-In the final

-they turned it on their heads.

-We won by 7/10ths of a second

-which is like that.

-What kind of experience

-was it out in Rio?

-It was good.

-I've raced in great places

-on different continents...

-..but we fly in, stay in a hotel,

-race, then fly out...

-..so we never see the places.

-Because Rio was the pinnacle, we had

-two weeks off after the games...

-..so we stayed in Rio for ten days.

-How did you celebrate?

-How did you celebrate?

-

-We were out every night.

-Building towards the Games,

-we didn't drink for 100 days.

-When you can drink again

-all of a sudden...

-..you make up for those 100 days.

-Perhaps that explains this...

-This is a sign that was on the door

-of one of the women in your team...

-It says "To the team pursuit men,

-congratulations.

-"As we're guessing you're going to

-drink by the time you find this...

-"..and a few of you have already

-come into our room accidentally...

-"..just a friendly reminder...

-"..this is not your room.

-"Please don't try and get in at

-4.00am, love The Girls x

-"PS, if you're really stuck,

-your room is this way."

-Were you stuck?

-I took a photo of that

-and put it on Twitter.

-I saw it at 4.00am

-when I was about to go in.

-At first when I

-saw the sign, I thought "nice note".

-"Congratulations, lads", all that.

-As I read down the note,

-I realized it wasn't my room.

-I'm terrible with directions. I have

-a really bad sense of direction.

-I'd walked into their apartment

-a few times.

-Good excuse!

-Have you ever got lost

-during a race?

-We don't often have record holders

-on the programme.

-Ahem.

-We don't often have

-genuine record holders.

-We're pleased that you're here.

-We thought we'd have a challenge.

-This is called On Your Bike.

-On Your Bike

-The rules are simple.

-You go through the cones and tinsel.

-You go around the track

-at the back...

-..back through the

-tinsel and cones to the start.

-The fastest rider is the winner. OK?

-Owain even manages to make that bike

-and helmet look cool.

-I don't think Nigel

-will look quite the same.

-On your marks, get set...

-I can't go back any further.

-Nice try.

-..go!

-You took 19 seconds. Well done.

-That's the record to beat.

-There's absolutely no chance

-Nigel will beat that.

-What do you look like?

-Ready? Go!

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-You moved the cones.

-No we didn't.

-It's close.

-Nigel's time was...

-..20 seconds.

-Well done, Owain.

-You came into the sport quite

-late. Weren't you 15 years old?

-14 or 15 years old,

-which is late for cycling.

-Why did you start?

-I was lucky. I had always enjoyed

-cycling.

-There's a good outdoor track in

-Maindy and the velodrome in Newport.

-That's where I started.

-When did you realize

-you were OK at it?

-When I was 17 years old, I came

-second at the U18 World Champs.

-I started to think I could

-probably make a career of it.

-That was the first time.

-I went full-time from the age of 18.

-You must have fallen off many times.

-Look, you've ripped your jeans.

-I thought that would come up.

-You spend a lot of time in

-Manchester. Cycling HQ is there.

-You've moved back to Cardiff

-but you're moving to...

-..Nice.

-Earlier on, I was worried

-you were moving to Neath.

-What's wrong with Neath?

-What's wrong with Neath?

-

-Need I say more?

-Why Nice?

-With track you must live

-in Manchester.

-I'm stopping track cycling

-and switching to road racing...

-..so I can live where I like.

-The weather is good in Nice,

-the roads are good.

-Also, the lifestyle is good.

-You've just moved from

-Team Wiggins to Team Sky.

-Brad Wiggins

-established his own team...

-..Team Wiggins, for the Olympics.

-Everyone in the running for the

-Olympics was in the same team.

-We could train and race together.

-The team was quite relaxed

-with the Olympics as the goal.

-Sky have won the Tour de France

-four times out of the last five.

-It's the best team in the world.

-What is Wiggins like?

-What is Wiggins like?

-

-He's a good guy.

-He's a character. Is he like that

-or is it his public persona?

-Brad is probably more reserved

-when he's on TV.

-He's more of a character

-in real life.

-He's so professional

-in everything he does.

-When he joins a group

-like the GB pursuit team...

-..everyone ups their game,

-they all want to be part of it.

-After 30 minutes on a bike

-my backside and legs are sore.

-How do you deal with chafing?

-You get used to it.

-If you go to Lidl or Aldi

-and see cycling shorts for 10...

-..they're going to be rubbish.

-But they have really good

-waterproof bags.

-Yes.

-If you buy good stuff,

-you don't feel it.

-There's so much padding

-in the shorts.

-A minute to go.

-It's time for you to Hit the Bar.

-Ready?

-Three, two, one...

-Sorry.

-Faster.

-Three, two, one...

-I don't think you did

-as well as me.

-With Sarra counting,

-anything could happen.

-What was Ows' score?

-Well done, Owain, you scored 45.

-Who has won?

-Who is this season's champion?

-This season's champion is Phil John.

-Who is relegated?

-Oh, Elin Fflur.

-I didn't come here claiming

-I could kick a ball. I'm a singer.

-So they say.

-As you know during this series...

-..these two have been going head

-to head in different challenges.

-Prepare yourselves

-This gets a bit nasty.

-He was born on the mean streets

-of Trimsaran.

-There were only two ways to escape

-the village...

-..rugby or the 198 bus via Kidwelly.

-Jonathan excels

-in everything he does...

-..but is this a

-challenge too far?

-His opponent was born with a silver

-whistle in his mouth.

-He wasn't good enough to play...

-..he insisted there was a place

-in rugby for him.

-After a season as a corner post,

-he turned to refereeing.

-The question is,

-can Nigel control his emotions...

-..in the final challenge?

-Welcome to Jiffy v Nigel

-- The Final.

-The first challenge is to row 500m

-as fast as you can.

-Ready? After three.

-Whoa. He's a cheat.

-You have to watch him.

-Three, two, one, off you go.

-It's close lads, very close.

-Nigel's a bit behind.

-Catch up, come on.

-Jiffy's half way.

-You're younger than him, come on.

-Jiffy wins.

-Challenge 2 - Pull ups

-Which chin should he use?

-Which chin should he use?

-

-Your nose will get there first.

-I won the first round.

-The pressure is all on you.

-Three, two, one, go

-Five seconds to go.

-Go on. And stop.

-How many? Thirteen.

-How many?

-How many?

-

-Nine.

-Nigel won that.

-Well done, Nige.

-Well done, Nige.

-

-One-all.

-Challenge 3 - Dips

-Ready? Three, two, one...

-Come on.

-50.

-50.

-

-That was 55.

-One, two, three, four...

-65.

-Eh?

-Eh?

-

-65.

-65? How much?

-Don't smile, how much?

-67.

-No way. No way.

-No way. No way.

-The result is a win for Nigel.

-I want them counted.

-Josh, how much?

-67.

-67.

-

-You're lying.

-No way.

-He can't count.

-You're a bad loser.

-You're a bad loser.

-

-You're such a bad loser.

-You wouldn't shake my hand.

-Did you see the dips?

-When you do dips you're

-supposed to straighten your arms.

-He was like a woodpecker.

-We'll have a decider to see who has

-won the series as it's 2-all.

-We'll have that after the break.

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-Welcome back.

-These two are ready

-for their challenge...

-..but first, Llanidloes

-face 5 Turns For A Welshman.

-Llanidloes!

-Harry Jerman, aka Woody, flanker.

-Dave Pugh, aka Caveman, second row.

-Steve Jones, aka...

-Steve Jones,

-aka Stevie Pace, left wing.

-Tom Savage, hooker, wannabe winger.

-Tom Savage, hooker, wannabe winger.

-

-Andrew Williams...

-Oh, **** sorry!

-Westy the workhorse, flanker.

-Five!

-Four, five!

-Five!

-This way!

-Now the club president, Aled.

-From us all at Llanidloes RFC...

-..good luck to Wales

-against South Africa!

-Llanidloes did well,

-but not quite well enough.

-The Club Of The Week winners

-for this series are Nantgaredig.

-Very well done.

-This is the final challenge,

-and you know what to do.

-I won't touch anything,

-but these buttons will light up.

-How fast can you react?

-Right, places.

-On your marks, get set, go!

-Time's up!

-Twenty-three!

-Oh, he's not happy now!

-Jiffy wins with 23!

-Well done, Jiff!

-Well done, Jiff!

-

-Well done, Jiff.

-It was a daft game anyway.

-You've heard enough from us.

-It's time for The Inquisition.

-Before you ask your question,

-stand up and tell us your name.

-Celyn Jones.

-Celyn Jones.

-

-From where?

-Maes y Gwendraeth.

-What's your question,

-and who is it for?

-It's for the men.

-What's the worst injury you've had?

-What's the worst injury you've had?

-

-I broke my arm.

-How?

-How?

-

-Playing fullback for Mynyddcerrig!

-Against Drefach

-in the Mynydd Mawr Cup, under 11s.

-What about you?

-What about you?

-

-I've never broken anything.

-I've crashed a lot,

-but I roll well, I guess!

-I did my cruciate ligaments

-trying to tackle someone.

-It was horrible.

-What do you have coming up?

-More editions of Heno.

-Are you releasing an album?

-Are you releasing an album?

-

-I'm writing songs at the moment.

-We're in the studio doing some bits.

-We're in the studio doing some bits.

-

-# Open the door, pig #

-I'll have to remember you.

-I'll have to remember you.

-

-And come in round the back!

-I was about to say...

-..that I'm looking forward

-to your Can i Gymru song in 2017...

-..but after that line, don't bother!

-What about you?

-The next target

-is the Tour de France.

-It's incredible, just so difficult.

-It will be tough,

-but I enjoy what I do.

-Right, tomorrow's big game

-against South Africa.

-You're going to the game.

-Wales or South Africa to win?

-I'm an optimist, so Wales.

-Will you be watching the game?

-Will you be watching the game?

-

-Yes, I will be watching.

-Of course I will.

-Ireland are playing Australia

-and I enjoy watching Australia.

-Where are you?

-Where are you?

-

-Connacht v Blues on Friday night.

-I'll be back on Saturday

-to see the game in Mynyddcerrig.

-What do you think they'll do?

-What do you think they'll do?

-

-If they play rugby, they'll win.

-If they get too physical,

-I don't think they'll win.

-I hope we'll get some open rugby

-and that Wales will win.

-That'll make it

-a fairly successful series.

-Three out of four.

-Three out of four.

-

-We'll see.

-That's all for tonight

-and for this series.

-Thanks to our guests,

-Elin Fflur and Owain Doull.

-Good luck to Wales tomorrow.

-We'll be back

-for the Six Nations.

-Until then, goodnight.

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