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-Right, welcome to the show.

-We're gutted

-by last week's result...

-..but it was a great performance

-by the boys.

-Keeping me company,

-please welcome Sarra Elgan.

-He likes making an entrance.

-Here he is, Nigel Owens.

-Where is he? Where is he?

-Where is he?

-Where is he?

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-I don't know. Nigel?

-Faggots! Sorry!

-Where have you been?

-It's the PRO12 this weekend.

-I didn't know we had a show.

-There's always a show

-when the PRO12's on.

-How was your weekend?

-Did you go to Rome?

-No, I was working

-with you on Sunday.

-I see too much of you

-this time of year!

-More than you see of your husband.

-More than you see of your husband.

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-That's true, I do.

-It's a worry!

-A bonus point for Ireland.

-A bonus point for Ireland.

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-Yes, I know.

-They needed it

-after the previous week.

-And Bigtime here

-was on Lorraine.

-Not on top of Lorraine!

-He was on the programme Lorraine.

-He didn't actually know

-who Lorraine was before then!

-Yes, I did.

-Yes, I did.

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-No, you didn't.

-What did you talk about?

-What did you talk about?

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-The tackle area, scrums.

-The line-outs, things like that.

-Was she explaining them to you?!

-We spoke about you. She asked,

-"How's the old tosser down there?"

-"He's still tossing away."

-She was a lovely woman, I must say.

-Who are tonight's guests?

-Andrew Coombs tidies up.

-Mam just phoned.

-She's not well enough

-to look after Mari.

-I put her in bed.

-Matthew Rees finds Andrew Coombs.

-Faletau hits the tunnel

-on the blind side.

-I know you're having a night with

-the men, but I thought I'd look in.

-Stop bloody packing!

-But I did try to say...

-But I did try to say...

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-We didn't get it?

-Can we do it again in the morning?

-Please welcome actress Elen Rhys and

-rugby international Andrew Coombs.

-Welcome, both of you.

-Welcome, both of you.

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-Where are all my tries?

-We couldn't find them.

-We couldn't find them.

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-Thanks, boys!

-Did you score a try?

-Did you score a try?

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-A couple, yes.

-For Wales?

-For Wales?

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-No. Six for the Dragons, I think.

-Not that you're counting!

-Not that you're counting!

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-We'll see them next time.

-You saw the game.

-You were both there.

-Yes.

-Yes.

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-Did you enjoy it?

-Yes, apart from the result.

-I was there with my boyfriend,

-who's English.

-Dad was the other side,

-so it was awkward at the end!

-But I enjoyed it.

-But I enjoyed it.

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-The atmosphere was superb.

-It always is in the stadium.

-It always is in the stadium.

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-I didn't go. I watched it at home.

-What was it like right at the end?

-We were all cocky

-until the last four minutes.

-What were the England fans like?

-There was a lot of them there.

-I don't remember much of the game,

-to be honest.

-Hospitality freebie!

-I watched it back on Sunday!

-Who did you watch the game with?

-Who did you watch the game with?

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-Kate Middleton's uncle, in the box.

-Did you have a chat with him?

-Did you have a chat with him?

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-I couldn't. He'd had a lot to drink!

-Like everyone else.

-Like everyone else.

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-Any gossip?

-He was thrown out

-20 minutes before the end.

-He was playing up, so...

-He was playing up, so...

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-Very good.

-There's a headline.

-There's a headline.

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-He had a lot of fun.

-Here are the highlights.

-It couldn't be a bigger stage.

-If the nerves aren't jangling,

-if the blood's not pumping...

-..you're not Welsh,

-you're not English...

-..you're not a rugby fan.

-Youngs finds the gap and scores.

-Rhys Webb has lots of options...

-..and Liam Williams

-is in for a try.

-That worked perfectly.

-Daniel Biggar intercepts,

-and he's up to halfway.

-The kick comes in,

-and a sensible kick it is.

-Elliot Daly is back there.

-Everybody's nerves are shattered.

-Jon Davies clears,

-but only to the ten-metre line.

-England come again,

-out to Elliot Daly.

-Daly against Cuthbert,

-and Daly's free.

-England take the victory by 21-16.

-Every time I see that kick,

-I think, put it in the stand!

-Put it in the stand!

-But I couldn't understand...

-..taking Moriarty off,

-taking Webb off.

-What do you think?

-Taking Moriarty off was rash.

-He was tackling everyone hard.

-After the game, Howley said England

-were always crossing the gain line.

-Only Moriarty stopped them.

-What was your boyfriend like

-after Elliot Daly's try?

-He was very happy.

-He was a bit grumpy up until then.

-I don't know what was worse.

-Him sulking or Dad sulking.

-No, he was really pleased.

-There was a lot of support for Wales

-from other countries.

-This was the French commentary.

-So close, so close.

-What other news have you got?

-You all know Sonja McLaughlan,

-the BBC reporter.

-Here's how she prepares

-before every game.

-There's nothing funny about that.

-That's excellent, to be fair.

-Here's how Jonathan Davies prepares.

-You can't even colour

-within the lines!

-That's Coombsy there.

-That could have taken my eye out!

-Your nose will stop it

-before it hits your eye.

-Wales have promised to bounce back,

-but not like this, hopefully.

-Do you know him?

-Who is he?

-Who was he?

-Who was he?

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-He used to play for us.

-Brilliant! What are their names?

-Griff and Geth.

-Griff and Geth.

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-Griff and Geth!

-We should have them on!

-Brilliant. That was the news.

-Before the break,

-the Ruck and Rollers are back.

-We'll see you after the break.

-Squeeze!

-# Gwlad, gwlad #

-Will you hold the ball for me?

-Will you hold the ball for me?

-# Gwlad #

-# Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad #

-One, two, three, squeeze!

-# Barhau #

-Come on Wales!

-Squeeze!

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-Welcome back.

-On our sofa tonight

-are Elen Rhys and Andrew Coombs.

-This week, Nigel and I went to

-Parc y Scarlets to test our skills.

-Look at this.

-Challenge 1 - Longest Pass

-You never passed anyway.

-You never passed anyway.

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-Not a lot. Not this far.

-You never pass, do you?

-Only in clubs!

-You go first.

-Do you want to go first?

-Do you want to go first?

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-You go first.

-You're the pro.

-By the F.

-By the F.

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-On the N.

-By the F.

-It was by the I.

-24 metres

-Right, Nige.

-Let's go.

-Faggots. The wind took it.

-Yes! On the F.

-On the F.

-F for first.

-F for first.

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-Shut up.

-I can't understand how players

-knock the ball on with the grip.

-Two hands now.

-Remember that...

-Ooh, on the F!

-Ooh, on the F!

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-No way!

-Just in front of Jiff!

-Just in front of him, yeah!

-Just in front of him, yeah!

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-Shut up!

-Move the sign.

-He can't win that, can he?

-Just in front.

-Here.

-BLEEP

-This is a joke.

-Stay behind the sign

-and I'll throw it to you.

-Whatever. **** it.

-Challenge 2 -

-Bouncing the ball into the bin

-I'll go first.

-Shot!

-Shot!

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-Pathetic.

-Ready?

-Oops. Rubbish.

-This'll make good telly.

-Right. OK.

-Ready?

-All ****ing day.

-How did you get it in?

-My ball's different.

-I'll try this.

-Thank you.

-1-1.

-It's all-square

-so we'll have a tiebreaker later.

-The first one was a fix.

-The first one was a fix.

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-It wasn't.

-Elen, where did you start acting?

-When did you get into it?

-I started quite early.

-I come from Aberystwyth. There's

-a fantastic arts centre there.

-It was a hobby to start with.

-Every summer and Christmas,

-I did the summer season and panto...

-..just to keep out of trouble

-really.

-It just happened.

-A lot of it is luck

-and a lot of it is hard work.

-As actors, you have to go through

-different auditions.

-Do you like that process?

-Do you like that process?

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-No, I don't.

-That's the hardest part for me,

-personally.

-It's a lot of hard work

-and a lot of energy...

-..spent on something

-that might not develop into a role.

-You have to put everything into it

-and research as much as you can.

-Treat it as though you got the job.

-Once you're out the door,

-on to the next one...

-..and hope something comes of it.

-Do you know

-when you've had a good audition?

-You'd think so.

-I've been doing it for ten years.

-You think you've nailed one and you

-hear not so much as an echo back!

-You sometimes have what you think is

-a bad audition and you get the job.

-You do have an idea.

-One of your first professional jobs

-was Torchwood. Who did you play?

-I was in a love triangle

-with John Barrowman.

-There was a big gay love story.

-There was a big gay love story.

-

-How was that gay?

-My boyfriend fell in love with him.

-OK.

-So I had my heart broken,

-but there we are.

-That's quite a big gig.

-I enjoyed it.

-It's part

-of the Doctor Who spin-off.

-That world.

-In that world there are...

-Die hard fans!

-Die hard fans!

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-Weird fans. Not weird. Sorry.

-The fans are very intense.

-Did you receive a lot of fan mail?

-Yes, I've had quite a bit of stuff

-from Torchwood fans.

-I've been sent some odd stuff

-in the post.

-Like what?

-A lot send laminated pictures

-for obvious reasons.

-At least they're laminated!

-They all want to touch you.

-If they pay, it's fine.

-Well... How much do they pay?!

-You were in Y Gwyll. Hinterland.

-What was that like?

-The part was quite dark

-but it was a challenge.

-I enjoy stuff like that.

-I enjoy stuff like that.

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-What was your part?

-My character found out...

-..that her sister was having

-an affair with her husband.

-You're unlucky with your acting.

-You need to take a look at yourself!

-I ended up killing my own child.

-Then I committed suicide!

-Then I committed suicide!

-

-Good part!

-Comedy.

-I'm sure that was scary.

-One of the final scenes was

-of me throwing myself off the cliff.

-It was a very windy day.

-It was so windy,

-I couldn't stay upright.

-So a member of the camera crew

-had to hold onto my legs.

-I couldn't stand up

-as the wind was so strong.

-So he was holding me tight

-and I was like this.

-I couldn't hear anything.

-The director, Ed Thomas, shouted

-"action" and I didn't hear him.

-I turn round and he shouted,

-"Just tell the bloody story!"

-I was like, "I can't hear you!"

-You've also acted in a couple of

-blockbusters. How did that happen?

-Just through

-going for auditions really.

-I've done a couple.

-It's nice working on a major project

-with a big budget.

-It's a different world.

-It's all an experience.

-World War Z was one.

-Who was in that?

-Brad Pitt.

-She was excited in rehearsals,

-"Brad Pitt!"

-What was Brad like?

-What was Brad like?

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-He was lovely.

-Was he handsome?

-Was he handsome?

-

-I shouldn't say this...

-Go on.

-Go on.

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-He looked old.

-He looks better onscreen

-than in real life.

-That's awful, isn't it?!

-I don't think he's watching.

-I don't think he's watching.

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-I had a shock when I met him.

-Angelina came on set.

-Did she?

-Did she?

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-What was she like?

-She was gorgeous.

-People think

-that you actors all know each other.

-That's not always true.

-Oh, God, no!

-Oh, God, no!

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-What happened?

-I was waiting to have a medical

-for a series I was doing for ITV.

-You have to have a medical

-for insurance purposes.

-There's a doctor in Sloane Square,

-London, who sees all the actors.

-A lot of them are famous, obviously.

-I was sitting on the sofa

-in the waiting room, a small space.

-The surgery doors opened

-and out came John Cleese.

-Before I knew it,

-I was on my feet saying, "John!"

-As I went in for a hug, I thought,

-"Shit, I don't know you, do I?"

-"We don't know each other, do we?"

-He said, "No.

-But it's nice to have a hug."

-I was like, "Oh, my God."

-People do that as I walk past.

-"Hiya!"

-I answer, "Hiya."

-They think you're Nigel.

-They think you're Nigel.

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-Sometimes.

-"You reffed well today."

-**** off.

-"You look much older in real life

-than on the telly!"

-You're lying - he never refs well!

-You can come back!

-One of the hardest things

-about being an actor...

-..is having quiet periods

-where you have to look for work.

-What do you do to fill up that time?

-What do you do to fill up that time?

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-I run a lot.

-I did a lot of sport. I moved to

-London and joined a netball team.

-It was to meet people really.

-I was lonely.

-Someone on this programme

-has represented Wales in netball.

-No, I haven't,

-before you say anything.

-We're going to have

-a competition now.

-For your benefit, we're going

-to call it Pel Rhwydd (easy ball).

-The rules are simple.

-You get a ball each. Sarra,

-you're red, Elen, you're green.

-You have to try and throw it

-into this net.

-The one who gets the most in wins.

-The one who gets the most in wins.

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-Elen, you can go first.

-We'll go oldest first. Sarra.

-Ready?

-I was a centre not a goal shooter,

-by the way, before we start.

-Ooh! Come on, Elen!

-That was close.

-Go back to the marker.

-That's it.

-That's far.

-That's far.

-

-It's really far.

-Well done, Sarra.

-Hard luck, El.

-Right.

-Seriously now,

-we won't get it in from here.

-Rubbish!

-Unlucky, El.

-Well done, Sarra.

-Right, a minute to go.

-Elen, you're up again

-as it's time to Hit the Bar.

-Who's on the posts tonight?

-It's the guy who scored the try

-to beat Wales, Elliot Daly.

-AUDIENCE BOOS

-Arthur Daley's son!

-Dion, come and hold the balls.

-Where do you come from, Ion?

-Where do you come from, Ion?

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-Harlech.

-You've come all that way

-to hold balls for Elen!

-Lovely.

-Fair play.

-Which foot will be using?

-Which foot will be using?

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-My right.

-Twenty seconds.

-Five points for bisecting the posts.

-If you hit Elliot Daly, you get ten.

-When you kick this golden ball...

-..we'll double the points.

-Over the crossbar.

-He's concentrating too hard.

-He's concentrating too hard.

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-Three, two, one.

-Keep going!

-Three, two...

-WHISTLE

-Really good!

-Well done.

-Well done. Well done.

-A lot better than some of the lads

-who come on.

-You have quite a kick on you.

-Good technique.

-Right, what was Elen's score?

-It was very good.

-Elen, you did very well.

-You scored 60.

-Well done.

-That's the end of this part.

-Before we go, we've hidden

-a Welsh rugby international...

-..in this zombie.

-All you have to do is identify him.

-You'll get the answer

-after the break. See you then.

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-Welcome back,

-Nigel showed you this photo.

-I showed you this photo. There's a

-Welsh player hidden in the photo.

-Does anyone know who it is?

-It's hard, isn't it?

-It's hard, isn't it?

-

-It is hard.

-I didn't get it.

-It looks like Rob Evans to me.

-It looks like Rob Evans to me.

-

-I said Rob Evans.

-You're quite close.

-Here's who it is.

-No. Ken Owens.

-Yes, well done.

-Andrew before we start on the rugby,

-that wasn't your first job.

-No, I was a window fitter

-straight out of school.

-I was there for two weeks

-and then got sacked!

-What did you do?

-I had a can of expanding foam.

-Have you seen them go off?

-It's like a giant can of mousse

-but it does a lot of damage.

-I was walking up a customer's drive

-throwing it in the air.

-My hands weren't

-as good as I thought.

-I dropped it on the floor

-and it exploded.

-It went over the customer's garden,

-the neighbour's garden...

-..over the boss's van.

-I was in the garden for 30 minutes.

-The boss came looking for me.

-When he came round, oh my God.

-Oh yeah, off!

-You started playing professional

-rugby quite late.

-Kids start playing tag

-when they're six years old.

-You were late starting to play

-professionally.

-I signed for the Dragons

-for two years when I was 19.

-I got two injuries to my shoulders.

-I wasn't playing, so they let me go.

-I signed for Newport and I was their

-captain for three years.

-They called me back

-when I was 24 years old.

-Yeah, it was quite late.

-I yellow carded you

-in a match in Aberavon.

-I have to apologise. I was wrong.

-It should have been red.

-I've had a few red cards too.

-You've spent a lot of time

-with the Dragons.

-What are your biggest memories?

-Reaching the semi-final of the

-LV Cup was huge for the Dragons.

-We played against Gloucester away.

-I remember, Nicky Robinson had an

-outstanding game for Gloucester.

-He scored something like 30 points.

-That's all I kept seeing was no.10.

-He was making break after break.

-It was a hard game for us.

-We didn't win a lot of games.

-That was a special game.

-You were at Newport

-and then the Dragons.

-What did you enjoy

-about being captain?

-I think it suited me.

-I always tried to lead from

-the front in the way I played.

-I tried to be a leader.

-I really liked the job.

-Did you learn from those

-who captained you?

-You learn the good and the bad.

-Absolutely,

-when I wasn't a captain any more...

-..I'd look back and see a lot

-of things I could improve.

-I could see the things I did wrong.

-I could see the things I did wrong.

-

-Chopsing to the ref being one!

-I was bad for that.

-I was bad for that.

-

-I remember only too well!

-I've learned now.

-I've learned now.

-

-It's too late to learn now!

-It's great now, you're not playing!

-I read a story somewhere

-or you told me...

-..something about Pontypool's

-captain when you were younger?

-He was a bully.

-He used to steal everyone's shampoo.

-He could be nice sometimes.

-In the showers after matches, he'd

-steal my shampoo game after game.

-I had enough of it.

-I went into the physio room and

-put Deep Heat in my shampoo bottle.

-I went in to the shower and said...

-"Here you are, Cae,

-have that before you ask."

-He put it on his hair

-and all over his face.

-And down there on his backside.

-He couldn't see anything.

-His eyes were red. He was swinging

-for me in the showers!

-I ran out,

-dried myself off and drove off.

-I was coming back from Australia

-on a plane.

-One of the guys had been

-a total idiot on the tour.

-He drank too much and he was wearing

-a hat. He fell asleep.

-The lads took his hat off

-and filled it with Immac.

-They put it back on his head.

-He slept for ten hours.

-He took the hat off

-and all his hair fell out.

-That's awful!

-He was swinging for everyone going

-"******* ****!"

-I remember one occasion when we

-headed down to Penzance in Cornwall.

-It was for a summer camp.

-A few of us had a day off so we went

-down to an open-air swimming pool.

-One of the lads fell in love

-with this life guard.

-She looked like a supermodel,

-she was ten out of ten.

-The rugby player

-was more three out of ten.

-He wasn't good looking or anything.

-He walked past her like this

-putting on a show.

-Before we left,

-he gave her his phone number.

-I don't know why,

-she wasn't going to phone him.

-After the swimming pool, we went

-to the pub to watch football.

-He went to the toilet and the rest

-of us had a chat while he was there.

-We knew he didn't have

-Jason Tovey's phone number.

-We told Tovey to text him saying

-he was the girl from the pool.

-We text him saying "Hey, sexy."

-"Thanks for giving me your number."

-"I was looking at you,

-you looked good."

-He came out and said

-"Boys, I've got to go."

-He ran out of the door.

-The day went on and we kept texting

-him, I can't say what we sent!

-Lots of good stuff.

-We said, "right,

-what hotel are you staying at?"

-I'll come and see you tonight.

-7.30 arrives, all the lads are

-outside his room with phones out.

-He said

-"the door's open, come in."

-We open the door,

-he's lying on the bed in his pants.

-He's been out during the day

-buying candles and confetti.

-The lads all jump on him

-and give him a few bumps.

-That's brilliant!

-You were late starting

-for the Dragons as a player.

-You weren't young playing for Wales.

-What was it like to get called up?

-I was 28.

-How did that feel?

-How did that feel?

-

-Incredible.

-To be honest,

-I was lucky because of injuries.

-I saw the lads go down

-and thought come on, keep going.

-Keep falling, boys!

-Unfortunately, that's how it works.

-That's what happens

-when people get injured.

-I got a chance and I did an OK job.

-I got a few other chances.

-What are your memories

-of the first game?

-The most special thing was driving

-in on Westgate Street.

-I remember five years earlier,

-I was there waiting for the bus.

-I had face paint and everything.

-I was a mad Taff!

-As we drove down the street,

-I just looked at all the fans.

-I thought it was great.

-What's the anthem like?

-It's incredible.

-Do you sing it?

-Do you sing it?

-

-No, no, I can't sing.

-I do sing it but when the camera

-comes near, I tone it down a little.

-Is it noisy on the pitch

-when you play?

-Is it massive?

-When you run out the first time,

-your first cap for Wales...

-..there is nothing like it.

-The sound is like nothing

-you have ever heard before.

-If you go like this and then like

-this, that's what the sound is like.

-It bounces off your ears.

-When you talk about a move in a

-group, you can't hear each other.

-It's so loud.

-Like when the hooker throws in

-to the line-out.

-You can't hear the signal.

-That's why there are hand signals.

-You had injuries during your career.

-You've had to retire now.

-You've got a new career.

-You're a reporter and a commentator.

-Are you enjoying your new career?

-Yes, it's not the quite the same.

-But, I'm still a part of rugby.

-I'm on the side of the pitch.

-It is good, but every game you do

-you stand on the side...

-..and look on thinking

-what you'd give...

-..to be on the pitch with the lads.

-At least I got the chance to do it.

-That'll go now.

-I find myself thinking

-"I'm glad I don't play any more."

-The only thing I miss is when you

-walk out on the pitch...

-..that feeling and the noise.

-..that feeling and the noise.

-

-The glory!

-The glory or not the glory.

-You walk round the pitch after a win

-thinking nothing could be better.

-After you lose, it's horrible.

-Try losing to Japan,

-that's not good!

-Try losing to Romania!

-He was the captain too!

-He was the captain too!

-

-Yes, I was. I got the blame.

-I'm not sure why,

-the pack was shit that day.

-Listen, do you find it hard

-to do the commentary...

-..when maybe some of your friends

-haven't played well?

-How hard is that?

-How hard is that?

-

-It's not very hard.

-No, I just text them to apologise.

-You have to be honest.

-There's no point being on TV

-if you're not honest.

-It's hard because you shout

-during or after the game.

-You have to be careful because

-sometimes you think the mic is off.

-A few weeks ago over in Italy...

-..the anthems finished, I thought

-it had gone up to commentary.

-Gareth Rhys Owen next to me

-was still talking.

-I gave it "Come on, boys!"

-I was like that...

-Speaking of Gareth Rhys Owen,

-he's looking smart on telly now.

-He's one of the most

-fashionable presenters.

-Yes, he's good.

-Do you do the same? Makeup?

-Do you do the same? Makeup?

-

-No, never.

-You do a little bit

-of male grooming.

-You do a bit

-of nip and tuck, don't you?

-What's coming here?

-What's this now?

-Can you explain this to us?

-This looks very similar

-to Botox to me.

-I've got a good excuse for this.

-My wife owns a Botox company.

-When she started out she wanted

-to trial it on someone.

-Look at that. It's worn off now!

-Do you know who you do resemble?

-He's a big fan.

-He's a big fan.

-

-Chesney!

-A minute to go!

-A minute to go!

-

-It's time for you to hit the bar!

-Andrew, you've got someone

-to kick the balls for you...

-..because your knees are ruined.

-My brother, Ross Coombs.

-He looks like Samson Lee.

-Let's see. What position is he?

-Let's see. What position is he?

-

-He's a no.8 who looks like a prop.

-He's wearing trainers.

-Come on, out you get.

-Come on, out you get.

-

-Come on, Swalec.

-Right, no pressure.

-20 seconds. Three, two, one.

-20 seconds. Three, two, one.

-

-WHISTLE

-Ten for that one.

-Bit quicker.

-Where's the gold ball?

-Three, two...

-Three, two...

-

-WHISTLE

-His father's here too.

-Where is he?

-Where is he?

-

-Rowland Phillips in the back!

-Rowland Phillips! There he is.

-What was the score for

-Andrew/Ross Coombs?

-Ross, you did very well.

-You did very well through

-your brother. You got 85.

-Very good, very good.

-It's almost time for a break.

-Before we go, here

-are Kirby Myhill and Lewis Jones.

-They're friends.

-Kirby's most annoying habit?

-Well, he's got a few actually.

-Well, he's got a few actually.

-

-Yeah.

-I couldn't hear you for a minute.

-The two that really get me wound up

-are...

-..we watch TV and he picks

-the skin off his feet.

-The second one...

-..is that he leaves the toilet pan

-in a hell of a state when he's done.

-Leaving dishes

-or leaving my clothes.

-Fair one.

-Actor he'd choose

-to play him in a movie.

-He'd like to say Denzel Washington

-or Idris Elba.

-But if you have a look at him...

-..he's more of a Jonah Hill

-or Seth Rogen character.

-So, one of them two.

-Close?

-Close?

-

-Nah, The Rock.

-The Rock!

-Joke.

-His first car?

-He's from the sticks in Llanelli...

-..so I'm probably going

-to say a Saxo or a Clio.

-Something like that.

-Nah. A little Corsa.

-On the same wavelength.

-Boy racer.

-Oh, didn't see that.

-That's discreet, isn't it?

-More around the house.

-He's obviously going to say him

-but all he does is cook.

-I do everything else.

-I'm going to say me.

-No chance.

-Kirby!

-We're always going

-to disagree on that one.

-Cooking, cleaning.

-Cooking, cleaning.

-

-You clean your teeth, that's it!

-Hang on, cut!

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-Subtitles

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

-Subtitles

-Welcome back.

-Jiff and Nige were equal

-in the challenge.

-So we need a tie-breaker.

-These two are ready

-to pump the balls.

-Before you start moaning,

-the balls are exactly the same.

-No, they're not!

-No, they're not!

-

-Let's swap them then.

-You cheat!

-Let's swap!

-You're cheating now!

-You're cheating now!

-

-I'm superstitious!

-Let's swap!

-Let's swap!

-

-I'm superstitious!

-Put them down then.

-On your marks. That's disgusting!

-I can't watch this!

-On your marks.

-Get ready! Go!

-SHOUTING AND CHEERING

-I don't know where to look.

-Yeah!!!

-Which is the hardest?

-Truly.

-Jiffy's got a stiffy!

-Perhaps because he's a bit younger

-than you...!

-You've pumped your ball up well.

-It's harder. Nigel is the winner!

-We've interrogated each other

-enough. Now it's your turn.

-It's your chance to interrogate us.

-We have some questions

-from the audience.

-Who is first?

-What's your name?

-My name's Sarah and I'm here with

-Newport Gwent Dragons Choir.

-Excellent!

-What's your question

-and who is it for?

-Jonathan.

-Who has attracted your attention

-in this year's Six Nations?

-Stuart Hogg.

-He's the man of the moment.

-He's the player that stands out

-in this year's Six Nations.

-Thank you.

-Next question.

-What's your name?

-What's your name?

-

-I'm Llion.

-Where are you from?

-Where are you from?

-

-Harlech Rugby Club.

-I'll have to translate

-this question.

-Andrew, I've heard you've had Botox.

-If the rest of you

-have had plastic surgery...

-..what have you had?

-..what have you had?

-

-I'm happy as I am.

-Have you had your nose done?

-Have you had your nose done?

-

-No.

-You've broken it before.

-Have you had yours made smaller?

-Have you had yours made smaller?

-

-No!

-What would you have?

-I'm happy as I am.

-I wouldn't have anything done.

-I wouldn't have anything done.

-

-Don't lie!

-You missed out the words

-"any more" there!

-I haven't had any!

-It's a good question.

-What would you have?

-Everything, I suppose!

-What's next for you, Elen?

-I have a film coming out

-in September - The Mad Axeman.

-I'm also in the new series

-of Broadchurch...

-..which starts

-at the end of February.

-That sounds like a family film?

-Yes, The Mad Axeman is a comedy!

-No, it's about Frank Mitchell,

-set in the 1960s.

-The Kray twins broke him

-out of Broadmoor...

-..and took him to a safe house

-in Bethnal Green.

-We have an exclusive, I think.

-Let's have a look.

-So, where is he?

-So, where is he?

-

-What the **** 'ave we got 'ere?

-I beg your pardon?

-I beg your pardon?

-

-Who the 'ell are you?

-Well, it's a good job I ate

-before I came!

-Clearly, the chef's not up to much!

-So, you'd better get out from under

-there and taste what's for dessert.

-Where's that famous face then, eh?

-Do you adopt accents easily

-or does it take a lot of practice?

-It's hard work for me.

-I wish it came easily,

-but I have to work on it.

-I enjoy doing it,

-but it doesn't come naturally.

-Can you tell us anything about

-Broadchurch or is it top secret?

-I'm not allowed to tell you anything

-about the plot.

-It'll be worth watching though?

-It'll be worth watching though?

-

-Yes.

-This series is going to be

-more like the first one.

-There's going to be a new case.

-What's going on with you, Andrew?

-I'm doing a few things

-with Clwb Rygbi for S4C.

-I'm working on

-Dragons vs Connaught.

-I'll see you there. I'm refereeing

-so be careful what you say!

-Just say I'm the best

-you've ever seen!

-I work for my own company now with

-my brother - Coombs Construction.

-We're very busy at the moment.

-The Pro12 is on at the moment.

-Do you think the Ospreys or the

-Scarlets will reach the semi-final?

-I think the Ospreys and the Scarlets

-will do well.

-The Blues have fallen off a little.

-I hope the Dragons win a few more

-games before the end of the season.

-I think the Ospreys will go through.

-The Scarlets were very good

-last week. They won in Glasgow.

-There are a lot of Scarlets

-here tonight.

-That's all for tonight.

-Thanks to our guests,

-Elen Rhys and Andrew Coombs.

-Enjoy the weekend. See you next week

-for the game against Scotland.

-Until then, goodnight!

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