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Rhaglen Fri, 02 Feb 2018 21:30

Ar ddechrau'r 6 Gwlad, ymunwch â Jonathan, Nigel a Sarra ar gyfer cyfres newydd o hwyl a thynnu coes. A new series of the rugby chat show with guests Brynmor Williams and Gwyne...


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-SOUND OF BAGPIPES

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-Welcome to the show. It's a new year

-and a new championship.

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-Forget about your Dry January.

-February means just one thing.

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-The Six Nations.

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-Here to keep us all in order,

-please welcome Sarra Elgan.

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-Things OK with you?

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-Things OK with you?

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-Yes, thanks, and you?

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-Very nice.

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-You've been on your holidays.

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-You've been on your holidays.

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-Yes, I've been away.

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-Jiff has been in Barbados.

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-Offshore account!

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-Barrybados!

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-Where is he tonight?

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-I'm sure he'll make an entrance.

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-SOUND OF BAGPIPES

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-Alright, Jiff?

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-I don't want to ask what that is,

-to be honest.

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-A speciality from Scotland,

-a Mars bar in batter.

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-Lovely on the inside,

-ugly on the outside.

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-Suits you down to the ground!

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-That's a kind of compliment.

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-It's more important to be

-lovely on the inside. Don't worry.

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-Obviously.

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-It looks really nice.

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-Have you tasted it?

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-I had a piece earlier.

-It contains 1,750 calories.

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-No way!

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-You've been busy. Which programme

-have you been working on?

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-Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol.

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-Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol!

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-What's wrong with that?

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-What's wrong with that?

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-How did you get that gig?

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-I'm a good Christian.

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-I'm a good Christian.

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-You don't go to chapel.

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-No need to attend chapel to be a

-Christian. You can pray at home.

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-Did you pray before a game?

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-Did you pray before a game?

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-No.

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-Everybody playing with you

-were praying!

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-Who's on tonight's show?

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-They've done it here. Brynmor

-Williams clean through from Wheeler.

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-What a score. Wales ahead 10-6.

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-Needles going in. I say 'new' but I

-got it off eBay. It might be wonky.

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-It's going in your spine

-so breathe in.

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-Fuck me Santa.

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-Shouldn't judge a book by its cover,

-should you.

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-Shy? You?

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-Winning one against the head.

-Brynmor Williams!

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-His shit's so pure,

-they call him the Holy Man.

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-Brynmor Williams - a try!

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-Dr Tim has quite a lot of work

-to do.

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-Please welcome

-actress Gwyneth Keyworth...

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-..and the former rugby player,

-Brynmor Williams.

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-Welcome to you both.

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-I thought they'd lost that film,

-I'm so old.

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-I thought it would be

-in black and white!

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-Sarra and I have been working hard.

-What about you?

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-I've been to the Caribbean.

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-I thought you looked tanned.

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-More tanned than him.

-He was out there as well.

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-You're more tanned.

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-I was on the beach

-and he was drinking.

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-He was there for a fortnight!

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-Gwyneth, have you been on holiday?

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-No, just to Bangor.

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-You've been working.

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-You've been working.

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-Yes.

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-I haven't been to Bangor for years.

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-I haven't been to Bangor for years.

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-The dream lives!

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-The Six Nations is back...

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-..so Sion Tomos Owen is going to put

-us in the mood for the first match.

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-# I wake up in the morning

-and the kit is laid out

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-# I pull on the jersey

-in case Gatland gives me a shout

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-# To run onto the field

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-# I'm retired since 2012

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-# Fry a bacon butty,

-there's coffee in the pot

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-# Waiting for the boys to knock

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-# Before we walk down to the station

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-# Getting excited

-with a twitching sensation

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-# Don't read papers,

-they're all shit

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-# Someone has tweeted

-that this song is a hit

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-# It sets me up for the day

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-# The train is packed by Pontypridd

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-# Pulls into Cardiff Central

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-# Minibus home

-'cos the last bus is mental

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-# Find a bar

-where the queue is alright

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-# Almost a heart attack

-- it's 5.80 a pint!

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-# This is the first match

-of the Six Nations

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-# I can't wait to sing

-Hen Wlad fy Nhadau

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-# Meet a Glaswegian

-and a man from Edinburgh

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-# "Lift my kilt again

-and I'll kick your fucking head in"

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-# Dance a Highland jig

-outside St David's Hall

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-# Drink from a hip flask

-until it's empty

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-# In a circle outside Wetherspoon's

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-# The bagpipes sound out of tune

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-# Singing Delilah,

-they sing 500 Miles

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-# 10-1 that a prop

-scores the first try

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-# Girls in mini skirts

-and cowboy hats

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-# Boys in morph suits

-looking like twats

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-# Costumes and face paint

-on cheeks

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-# Remember the inflatable daffodils

-and leeks

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-# Eddie Butler's dramatic monologue

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-# We start to walk to the gate

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-# Jiffy wrapped in a scarf #numbers

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-# Stadium packed to the rafters

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-# This is the first game

-of the Six Nations

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-# I can't wait to go to Chip Alley

-for a post-match kebab #

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-Thanks to Sion.

-He'll be back later in the series.

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-Gatland said that Wales

-will win the Championship.

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-What do you make of that?

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-He has to be positive

-and lead from the front.

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-He expects a lot from the lads.

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-It's a real test for him

-because of his team selection.

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-He wants results

-but also for youth to progress.

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-Has he been too late bringing on

-the youngsters this season?

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-I see Wales doing well on Saturday.

-As a Welshman, I'm quite confident.

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-We have so many injuries and

-it's tough for those who are out.

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-It has forced Warren Gatland

-to play the youngsters.

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-It could be a good

-thing for the future.

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-Yes, I think it's a good thing.

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-It will breed confidence and give

-the young players experience...

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-..and a chance to show

-what they can do under pressure.

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-Gwyneth, you enjoy rugby.

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-I'm a big fan but I don't understand

-all the rules.

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-Neither does he!

-And he does a decent job!

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-There's an international player

-in your family.

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-My uncle, Mark Keyworth...

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-..played for Aberystwyth,

-Swansea and England.

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-I played against him.

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-I played with him for years

-for Swansea and Cardiganshire.

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-Mark was from outside Aberaeron

-and he played for Aberystwyth.

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-He had a great career

-for Swansea and England.

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-He always wanted to kill me

-on the pitch.

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-He was a flanker

-and that was his job.

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-You must have wound him up.

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-Once, when we were out,

-this lad was trying it on with me.

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-I wasn't interested.

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-His sister came over and said

-"Don't you know who she is?".

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-"Mark Keyworth's daughter."

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-Actually he was my uncle

-but just the name was enough!

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-Sarra, how about the news.

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-We have a scoop for you here.

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-Warren Gatland has revealed

-where his team meetings...

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-..will take place from now on.

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-The auditions for the Welsh version

-of Lord of the Rings have begun.

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-The front runners for Frodo

-and Gandalf are these two.

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-Jonathan Davies and Phil Davies.

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-Look at the size of Tulip

-compared to you!

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-Phil was closer to the camera

-than I was.

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-We were on the couch

-in Phil's house.

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-His daughter took it.

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-Very flattering picture.

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-Bath Rugby Club

-have opened new toilets.

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-One for the men,

-one for the women...

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-..and apparently,

-one for Luke Charteris.

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-I don't write them.

-That was the news.

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-Thanks, Sarra.

-See you after the break.

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-Subtitles

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-Welcome back.

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-Tonight's guests are Gwyneth

-Keyworth and Brynmor Williams.

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-Before we have a chat with Brynmor,

-here's this week's challenge.

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-It's a bit of pool.

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-It's nice of him to send us

-down the pub for a drink.

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-He's too busy to come.

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-Maybe he doesn't like our company.

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-Hang on.

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-Hang on.

-

-He's far too busy.

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-Dear Sarra... and Jiff.

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-Don't think I've sent you to a bar

-just for a drink.

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-You will meet up with Wayne

-who will teach you some tricks.

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-What kind of tricks?

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-What kind of tricks?

-

-I don't know. Who is Wayne?

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-WELSH CHAMPION

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-CAPTAIN OF WALES

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-WORLD TRICK SHOT CHAMPION

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-Right then, guys. We're going to pot

-three yellows in one shot.

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-Simple as that.

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-There we go.

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-Sarra, first or second?

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-I don't want to go first.

-I've never hit a snooker ball!

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-Let's see how this goes.

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-Oh, no.

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-There's one.

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-She's got it.

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-1-0.

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-Yes!

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-Simple as that, Jonathan.

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-Simple as that, Jonathan.

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-Easy.

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-You go first.

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-There we go.

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-No pressure, Sarra.

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-There you go.

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-I've found my missed vocation

-in life, to be honest.

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-JUST POT THE BLACK

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-Simple as that, Jonathan.

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-What happened there?

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-What happened there?

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-Rubbish! That's what happened there!

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-No coaching now!

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-You potted the black.

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-You potted the black.

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-Doesn't count!

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-The objective was to only pot

-the black.

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-That's a legal shot.

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-3-1.

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-Simon Easterby,

-I take my hat off to you.

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-I'm winning so I'm high

-maintenance now!

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-I win one challenge out of 40

-and I'm high maintenance!

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-What's this. Oh, sorry Wayne.

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-That's mental.

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-Wow!

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-There we go.

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-Not as good that time.

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-You've had almost 70 years

-of playing snooker.

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-She loves that pocket!

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-Oh, he's got it.

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-Oh, he's got it.

-

-That's the one!

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-Oh!

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-Nailed it!

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-That was good.

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-Thank you very much, Wayne.

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-I want one more go.

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-Oh!

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-How have I lost it?

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-I was thinking exactly the same.

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-WINNER

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-Well done.

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-Well done, Sarra.

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-You won that one.

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-You must have a table at home.

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-You must have a table at home.

-

-The kids have a small one.

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-I'll never know how I lost to you.

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-I'll never know how I lost to you.

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-You were in such a bad mood.

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-You won so well done.

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-I'm leading 1-0 in this series.

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-1-0 up.

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-He's so competitive.

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-He's so competitive.

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-He's horrendous.

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-If he loses, watch out!

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-What's he like on the golf course?

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-He's terrible.

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-If he loses a hole, he's awful.

-He complains.

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-It's his bad luck,

-nothing to do with your game.

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-He is so competitive.

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-Brynmor, you've been on TV

-for many years.

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-You played for Cardiff,

-Swansea, Newport and Wales.

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-People would be surprised

-that you only won three caps.

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-People expect

-that you won many more than that.

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-Yes, they are. They often ask me

-how many caps I had.

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-I won three caps.

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-I did play against Italy, Canada and

-USA but they were uncapped games.

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-The worse thing is that I was

-reserve for Gareth on 28 occasions.

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-It's not easy

-following Gareth Edwards.

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-I'm not making excuses...

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-..but back then, only four matches

-were played in some years.

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-Not many caps to win.

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-I did get caps for Tonga and Canada

-which makes five.

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-Three Lions caps makes it eight.

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-You can see how desperate I am

-to boost my caps!

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-When the team was announced

-and Gareth is so lovely...

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-.. but didn't you think

-"Please have a dead leg today"!

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-Just in the last ten minutes.

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-My father once sat

-next to Gareth's wife.

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-He said something like

-"I wish he gets injured".

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-She asked him

-if he knew who she was.

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-He said "I don't know

-but I want him to be injured".

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-"I'm Gareth's wife!"

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-My father replied "He's a great

-player, better that Brynmor"!

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-He chickened out!

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-You played for the Lions

-before Wales.

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-Yes, I went out

-with the Lions in 1977.

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-Gareth had opted out so I had

-to prove I deserved to be there.

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-A real character on that tour

-was Moss Keane.

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-I played with and against him.

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-Moss Keane

-was an incredible character.

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-Once in the changing room,

-he spotted Andy Irvine.

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-Andy Irvine had a mark

-on his backside.

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-Moss said "What's that mark

-on your arse, Andy"?

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-"That's my birthmark."

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-"Bloody hell,

-how long have you had that then?"

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-You weren't paid in those days.

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-Not a penny.

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-If you were single, there were

-plenty of women in New Zealand.

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-They all wanted babies from a Lion!

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-That's why New Zealand

-are so good now!

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-There are a few scrum halves

-who look like you.

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-They have moustaches!

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-When Lloyd went to New Zealand

-in 2011. We are both scrum halves.

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-I gave him some advice.

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-He thought I'd give him advice

-about playing and training.

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-All I said was...

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-.."Don't sleep with anyone who's 33.

-She could be your sister!"

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-I wasn't married then! I was single.

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-A good thing or you wouldn't be

-married tomorrow!

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-Tom and Lloyd

-both play professional rugby.

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-Is it hard to watch them play?

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-It's a good question and sometimes,

-it's not easy.

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-We are very proud

-and we have a lot of fun.

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-We are proud watching them.

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-My wife Jane

-worries about their health.

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-I worry about how they're playing.

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-With Twitter and the like, rugby

-players are judged very severely.

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-A lot of it is very unfair.

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-I enjoy what they've already

-achieved.

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-I they finished yesterday,

-they've had decent careers already.

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-We are very proud as a family.

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-If Tom or Lloyd become a referee,

-don't watch them then!

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-I think Tom fancies being a referee.

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-Lloyd has done a good job

-refereeing!

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-He needs to shut up.

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-You've also done some acting

-recently.

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-Gwyneth, what do you think of this?

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-Why are you on the bench?

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-You want to know

-why I'm on the bench?

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-Gareth Edwards.

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-I've been here since 1977!

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-If it wasn't for Gareth Edwards,

-I'd have a statue out there.

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-That was good!

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-From the heart!

0:20:380:20:39

-No acting required.

0:20:410:20:43

-It was a great experience

-and a lot of fun.

0:20:450:20:48

-Just like Roger Moore.

0:20:490:20:52

-The ugly sisters

-were there watching.

0:20:520:20:56

-Must we show this?

0:20:560:20:57

-What kind of wish?

0:20:580:20:58

-What kind of wish?

-

-Anything you want.

0:20:580:21:00

-The last one to rub my ball

-was Jonathan 'Jiffy' Davies.

0:21:010:21:04

-What did he want?

0:21:060:21:07

-He wanted to be

-the most handsome man on TV.

0:21:070:21:10

-What happened?

0:21:100:21:11

-We got him on TV but...

0:21:120:21:14

-# Calling out to all of Wales

0:21:180:21:21

-# There will be a huge party #

0:21:210:21:23

-I'm glad I left the stage then!

0:21:260:21:28

-Once you do that kind of thing,

-it's all over for you.

0:21:310:21:35

-Where's your career, Nigel?

0:21:350:21:37

-It's behind you!

0:21:370:21:39

-That's very good, Jiffy.

-Very good.

0:21:420:21:45

-Oh, no it's not!

0:21:450:21:47

-Oh, no it's not!

-

-Oh, yes, it is!

0:21:470:21:48

-Alright!

0:21:480:21:50

-Have you been in panto?

0:21:510:21:51

-Have you been in panto?

-

-No!

0:21:510:21:52

-When I was a kid in Aberystwyth.

0:21:540:21:56

-I think I was a duck!

0:21:560:21:57

-She's in Game of Thrones

-so she won't be in panto!

0:21:580:22:02

-If they ever need a duck!

-There's a minute to go.

0:22:020:22:05

-It's time for us to Hit the Bar.

0:22:050:22:07

-Who's on the posts?

0:22:270:22:28

-Jiffy, on the posts

-is a very special player.

0:22:290:22:33

-Will he be as good

-an international coach?

0:22:330:22:36

-Gregor Townsend.

0:22:370:22:38

-He's not that bad.

0:22:400:22:41

-Who's holding the balls?

0:22:420:22:44

-Who's holding the balls?

-

-Gwern.

0:22:440:22:45

-No, what's your name?

0:22:450:22:46

-No, what's your name?

-

-Gwern.

0:22:460:22:47

-That's your real name?

-Come and hold the balls for Brynmor.

0:22:470:22:51

-Last time you were on,

-you scored 45.

0:22:570:23:01

-Gwern, where are you from?

0:23:010:23:02

-Gwern, where are you from?

-

-Cardigan.

0:23:020:23:03

-Where in Cardigan?

0:23:050:23:07

-Typical Cardi.

-They shake hands with closed fists!

0:23:070:23:11

-This is how they do the

-breaststroke in Cardigan.

0:23:120:23:15

-He spent plenty of time there!

0:23:170:23:19

-You have 20 seconds.

0:23:200:23:22

-Hit Gregor Townsend for 10 points.

-Five points if it's over the bar.

0:23:220:23:27

-If you hit it

-with this golden ball...

0:23:270:23:29

-..we'll double the points.

0:23:320:23:35

-Brynmor, your 20 seconds start now.

0:23:380:23:42

-A bit quicker.

0:23:480:23:50

-Gwern, hold the top of the ball.

0:23:500:23:52

-WHISTLE

0:24:020:24:03

-He was too tight

-to give him the golden ball!

0:24:080:24:11

-Cardi.

0:24:120:24:13

-It was under his jumper

-to take home with him!

0:24:140:24:16

-Hold the top. This is pressure.

0:24:170:24:19

-What was Brynmor's score?

0:24:260:24:28

-What was Brynmor's score?

-

-It was better than last time.

0:24:280:24:30

-You scored 50.

0:24:300:24:31

-A quick question before the break.

0:24:380:24:40

-Back in 2010, Shane Williams scored

-the winning try against Scotland...

0:24:410:24:46

-..in the final seconds.

0:24:460:24:47

-Bradley Davies. It needs to go wide.

-It has to come!

0:24:480:24:52

-Wales have nicked it.

0:24:530:24:54

-Amazing!

0:24:550:24:57

-Scotland fielded two sets

-of brothers that day.

0:24:570:25:01

-Who were they?

0:25:010:25:02

-We'll have the answer

-after the break.

0:25:020:25:05

-.

0:25:050:25:05

-Subtitles

0:25:140:25:14

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

0:25:140:25:16

-Welcome back. What's the answer?

0:25:230:25:25

-Who were the two sets of brothers

-playing for Scotland in that...

0:25:260:25:31

-..thrilling match where Shane

-scored in the dying seconds?

0:25:310:25:35

-Does anyone know?

0:25:350:25:36

-Does anyone know?

-

-Evans and Lamont.

0:25:360:25:37

-Well done.

0:25:380:25:39

-Max Evans and Thom Evans

-and Rory and Sean Lamont.

0:25:440:25:48

-Brynmor, the Cardigan lad holding

-the balls for you was hopeless.

0:25:480:25:54

-I don't know.

0:25:550:25:56

-He has a first cousin also from

-that area and playing tomorrow.

0:25:570:26:01

-I know.

0:26:020:26:03

-I know.

-

-Gareth Davies.

0:26:030:26:05

-He's Gareth Davies' first cousin.

0:26:050:26:08

-He doesn't have the

-same ball-handling skills.

0:26:110:26:14

-Tell us how you started acting?

0:26:150:26:18

-Originally, I was a keen swimmer.

0:26:190:26:23

-I'd won all my swimming badges

-and Mum wanted me out of the house.

0:26:240:26:27

-I went to acting class.

0:26:280:26:29

-Your parents were very supportive.

-They found you an agent.

0:26:300:26:35

-Not quite. I was with

-the British National Theatre.

0:26:350:26:40

-I was in a show about the NHS.

0:26:410:26:45

-I was in a sketch playing a virus.

0:26:450:26:47

-Somehow, that got

-the agencies interested.

0:26:500:26:54

-I was still in school and

-I didn't know what an agent was.

0:26:550:26:58

-Mum wrote a list of questions

-for me to ask them.

0:27:000:27:04

-1. What is an agent?

-2. What do you do?

0:27:040:27:06

-3. How much money?

0:27:080:27:11

-You have worked as a waitress.

0:27:110:27:14

-I was hopeless.

0:27:160:27:19

-I'm really clumsy so

-I kept spilling things on people.

0:27:200:27:23

-I burnt most of the customers.

0:27:240:27:26

-Are you a clumsy actress?

0:27:270:27:28

-Are you a clumsy actress?

-

-Really clumsy.

0:27:280:27:30

-On my first day doing Black Mirror

-I met the director, Tim Van Patten.

-

-http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2085059/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm

-Timothy Van Patten

-

-2017)

0:27:310:27:36

-He directed The Sopranos.

0:27:370:27:39

-I was determined not to

-mess up in front of him.

0:27:400:27:44

-I was dressed as a huge bitch.

0:27:450:27:48

-I had tight trousers,

-a tight coat and massive stilettos.

0:27:480:27:51

-I had to do a sassy walk

-away from a former lover.

0:27:530:27:59

-All I could think

-was 'Don't fall over'.

0:27:590:28:02

-He said action and I hit the deck.

0:28:030:28:06

-The make-up girls

-were crying with laughter.

0:28:060:28:10

-Patten said great, that'll do,

-move on, but he was joking.

0:28:110:28:15

-What was being in Misfits like?

0:28:160:28:19

-We really loved that one.

0:28:210:28:23

-Even now, when I'm out in Aber

-the line 'Fuck me, Santa' haunts me.

0:28:240:28:30

-After this show it definitely will.

0:28:310:28:33

-You're not the tallest person.

0:28:370:28:40

-Says you.

0:28:430:28:44

-Says you.

-

-I'm a giant too.

0:28:440:28:46

-We have a booster seat

-for him here.

0:28:470:28:49

-That doesn't hold you back.

0:28:530:28:55

-We've lined up for shots in the past

-and I've been on massive boxes.

0:28:560:29:01

-We shot some of Wasted

-at a Toby Carvery.

0:29:040:29:07

-They have those hot plates

-and the overhead things.

0:29:080:29:11

-They gave me one box

-so I could see over them.

0:29:120:29:16

-Then a second one and a third.

0:29:160:29:19

-Even then all you could see

-were my eyes looking over the top.

0:29:200:29:25

-They used that image

-for all the promo shots.

0:29:260:29:30

-You've been in Game of Thrones.

-That is massive. What was that like?

0:29:330:29:38

-It was amazing.

0:29:400:29:41

-Peter Dinklage got the whole crew

-to sing Happy Birthday to me.

0:29:420:29:46

-He plays Tyrion Lannister.

0:29:470:29:49

-What was your role?

0:29:500:29:52

-I was a prostitute but never has

-a prostitute worn so much clothes.

0:29:530:29:58

-That show is most famous

-for women not being dressed.

0:29:590:30:03

-My agent is class.

0:30:050:30:08

-I turned up for a fitting and

-the dress was literally a ribbon.

0:30:090:30:15

-From nipple to nipple and down.

0:30:150:30:17

-From nipple to nipple and down.

-

-Like everyone else.

0:30:170:30:19

-There was a high-necked long dress

-but that was almost see-through.

0:30:200:30:25

-I went for the second option

-and hoped for a darkly lit scene.

0:30:270:30:31

-After the fitting the agent asked

-how it went and about the clothes.

0:30:330:30:38

-I said it was fine

-and described the two options.

0:30:400:30:43

-She said 'leave it with me'.

0:30:430:30:47

-When I got there for the scene,

-six extra layers had been added.

0:30:470:30:52

-They felt like massive curtains.

0:30:520:30:54

-They asked you to produce

-a more exotic accent.

0:30:550:31:00

-I did the audition in my own accent.

0:31:020:31:07

-They then flew me over to Ireland...

0:31:090:31:12

-..for a four hour stint

-of dialect coaching.

0:31:120:31:16

-They wanted the character

-to have an exotic vibe about her...

0:31:190:31:23

-..but the dialect coach assumed

-that meant the actual accent.

0:31:230:31:27

-Like Aberystwyth.

0:31:280:31:30

-We did four hours on

-some kind of Spanish-mix accent.

0:31:300:31:33

-Then the American producers called

-having no idea how I sounded.

0:31:340:31:40

-They said not to change the accent,

-mine was exotic, Aberystwyth!!

0:31:420:31:46

-You work in the theatre too.

0:31:490:31:51

-You've done a saucy one.

0:31:540:31:56

-The first thing I did after

-leaving college was Fanny Hill.

0:31:560:32:01

-It's kind of seen

-as the first racy novel.

0:32:020:32:05

-I was a prostitute there too.

0:32:050:32:07

-You'll get type-cast.

0:32:090:32:11

-You'll get type-cast.

-

-Your parents must be so proud.

0:32:110:32:14

-Waitress or prostitute.

0:32:150:32:17

-When you are making audition tapes

-I hear you ask friends for help.

0:32:190:32:25

-How does that work?

0:32:250:32:28

-You make a tape

-instead of an audition.

0:32:280:32:32

-If I'm in Aberystwyth, I might

-ask Jacob or Taron for help.

0:32:330:32:38

-Row back a bit there.

0:32:390:32:41

-Who is this Taron? Only the

-main star of The Kingsman films.

0:32:420:32:47

-What's in the water in Aber?

-There seems to be a lot of actors.

0:32:490:32:53

-There are a few and it might be down

-to the Arts Centre up there.

0:32:530:32:58

-We were in youth theatre together.

0:32:580:33:01

-You met as kids

-and do you still meet up?

0:33:020:33:06

-We meet in the pub in Aber.

-Taron always has a Christmas party.

0:33:100:33:15

-Have the parties become more lavish?

0:33:170:33:19

-Have the parties become more lavish?

-

-There might be a bit more booze.

0:33:190:33:21

-You're appearing on Craith on S4C

-at the moment which is very dark.

0:33:240:33:28

-How do you cope with that?

0:33:280:33:30

-It's a very serious topic and the

-shoot itself can be very difficult.

0:33:320:33:38

-The character goes through

-a huge amount.

0:33:390:33:43

-I enjoyed the experience and I had

-a wicked time with Rhodri Meilir.

0:33:440:33:48

-I kept having the giggles because

-I think of him as Rapscaliwn.

0:33:490:33:55

-Even at the end of fight scenes

-we were creasing up with laughter.

0:33:580:34:03

-Is it easier acting

-in Welsh or English?

0:34:050:34:08

-Filming this series we did every

-scene in Welsh and then in English.

0:34:090:34:13

-You forget which language sometimes.

0:34:140:34:16

-This is easy. Minute to go.

0:34:190:34:21

-Time to Hit the Bar.

0:34:240:34:27

-Are you ready?

0:34:450:34:47

-She's clumsy, mind.

0:34:480:34:49

-She's clumsy, mind.

-

-Don't sue, if I kick you.

0:34:490:34:50

-3,2,1.

0:34:510:34:52

-I did say.

0:34:550:34:57

-Close.

0:35:030:35:04

-Hold the ball.

0:35:090:35:10

-3,2,1.

0:35:180:35:22

-I hope Gareth plays better

-tomorrow than you played tonight.

0:35:340:35:38

-What did Gwyneth score?

0:35:410:35:42

-It's a good effort. 20 points.

0:35:440:35:47

-That's it for now.

-See you after the break.

0:35:530:35:56

-.

0:35:560:35:56

-Subtitles

0:36:040:36:04

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

0:36:040:36:06

-Welcome back and welcome to

-the best part of the show.

0:36:110:36:15

-Time for Nigel's Tricks.

0:36:160:36:18

-We need a member of the audience

-to take part.

0:36:250:36:29

-There's a golden whistle

-under one of the seats.

0:36:290:36:32

-Would the person with

-that whistle stand up.

0:36:340:36:38

-Congratulations and come here.

0:36:430:36:46

-What's your name?

0:36:500:36:51

-What's your name?

-

-Sian.

0:36:510:36:52

-From where?

0:36:520:36:53

-From where?

-

-Caerphilly.

0:36:530:36:54

-Are you ready to play?

0:36:550:36:57

-I am.

0:36:570:36:58

-You can win a Welsh rugby shirt.

0:36:590:37:02

-Higher or Lower is back

-by popular demand.

0:37:100:37:13

-Jonathan asks a question and Brynmor

-or Gwyneth will say more or less.

0:37:140:37:20

-It's More or Less

-rather than higher and lower.

0:37:220:37:26

-Ask a question.

0:37:280:37:29

-Bagpipes make as much as

-122 decibels of noise.

0:37:320:37:37

-Is Mel Gibson's Braveheart

-longer than 122 minutes in length?

0:37:420:37:47

-More or less?

0:37:510:37:53

-More or less?

-

-More.

0:37:530:37:54

-You're only allowed

-two wrong answers.

0:37:550:37:57

-You said more.

0:37:590:38:01

-Sorry Bryn, the next question's

-about Gareth Edwards.

0:38:060:38:10

-Did he get more or less

-than 177 international points?

0:38:130:38:17

-Did Gareth Edwards

-score more than 177 points?

0:38:210:38:24

-Less for Wales.

0:38:300:38:31

-He's confident.

0:38:330:38:36

-Does Liam Williams have

-more or less caps than 88?

0:38:430:38:47

-Less.

0:38:480:38:50

-Is Nigel Owens

-more or less than 45 years old?

0:38:560:39:00

-He looks more and I think he is.

0:39:040:39:08

-On nights out, I claim I'm 38.

-I'm fucked now.

0:39:190:39:22

-How many times does Lulu say the

-word 'shout' in the famous song?

0:39:230:39:29

-More or less than 46?

0:39:310:39:34

-Less?

0:39:350:39:36

-In how many countries was

-500 Miles a No1? I hate that song.

0:39:480:39:53

-More or less than 17?

0:39:550:39:58

-I don't think they're that global.

0:39:590:40:03

-Less.

0:40:040:40:05

-Here are the three.

0:40:110:40:13

-Iceland, Australia and New Zealand.

0:40:130:40:18

-Not even Scotland.

0:40:190:40:20

-What is Jiffy's reading age?

0:40:230:40:26

-How many drop goal

-did I score against Scotland?

0:40:330:40:37

-More or less than three?

0:40:380:40:39

-More or less than three?

-

-Less.

0:40:390:40:40

-He should have passed

-because we lost.

0:40:460:40:49

-How many Bond films

-did Sean Connery make?

0:40:530:40:57

-More or less than four?

0:40:570:40:59

-More.

0:41:000:41:01

-They haven't heard of Roger Moore.

0:41:030:41:03

-They haven't heard of Roger Moore.

-

-It's Sean Connery!

0:41:030:41:05

-More.

0:41:100:41:12

-Congratulations.

0:41:180:41:19

-Thanks for playing Nigel's Tricks.

0:41:240:41:26

-While we clear up,

-here's Lisa Angharad.

0:41:260:41:29

-We've all seen this bus

-crawling along Westgate Street.

0:41:390:41:43

-But what goes on inside?

0:41:430:41:45

-I've got the VIP pass. Follow me.

0:41:460:41:49

-Andrew, Andrew.

0:41:500:41:53

-VIP, Andrew.

0:41:560:41:58

-I'm on the coach.

0:42:050:42:07

-Before big games the nerves

-kick in and this place is busy.

0:42:100:42:14

-They only have one rule on the bus.

0:42:150:42:17

-No2s are banned!

0:42:170:42:18

-That seems a bit harsh to me.

0:42:180:42:20

-What if one of

-the hookers is caught short?

0:42:210:42:24

-I'm leaving something special for

-the boys to watch before the game.

0:42:250:42:29

-They're still watching

-Mike Phillips' DVDs!

0:42:320:42:35

-That's better.

0:42:380:42:41

-This is the cleanest

-bus toilet I've ever seen.

0:42:420:42:45

-I'm not fussed

-by the complimentary mints.

0:42:460:42:50

-I full-on licked that.

0:42:530:42:55

-There are some young kids

-in this squad I've catered for.

0:42:580:43:01

-I've sorted out the seating plan.

0:43:050:43:08

-The coaching team at the front.

0:43:080:43:10

-The squad at the back.

0:43:110:43:13

-I really want to date a player.

0:43:170:43:20

-Call me, Samson.

-He's the really fit one?

0:43:230:43:26

-That's the end of your tour

-but the start of my adventure.

0:43:300:43:34

-Whatever the result, I'll

-get the boys there in style.

0:43:350:43:38

-Here we go then, boys.

0:43:390:43:41

-We need a new bus, Andrew.

0:43:460:43:50

-Andrew! The bus is broken.

0:43:530:43:55

-What next, Gwyneth?

0:44:030:44:05

-I'm playing triplets

-in a film later this year.

0:44:060:44:08

-I'm hoping a recent pilot

-will be picked up too.

0:44:090:44:12

-Playing triplets

-will involve special effects.

0:44:130:44:16

-You get stand-ins.

0:44:170:44:19

-Is it comedy?

0:44:200:44:22

-A dark comedy.

0:44:230:44:24

-You like dark comedies.

0:44:250:44:27

-Bryn, are you busy?

0:44:290:44:30

-Bryn, are you busy?

-

-More panto?

0:44:300:44:32

-No more panto but I'm with

-Radio Cymru for the game tomorrow.

0:44:330:44:38

-I'm hoping for a happy day.

0:44:390:44:42

-You are refereeing tomorrow.

0:44:430:44:46

-You are refereeing tomorrow.

-

-France versus Ireland.

0:44:460:44:49

-You'll then hold the record for

-most Six Nations games refereed.

0:44:500:44:53

-Yes, it'll be 18.

0:44:540:44:56

-Thank you.

0:44:580:44:59

-Will you be watching the game?

0:45:020:45:04

-At London Welsh, probably.

0:45:050:45:08

-There's a good atmosphere.

0:45:090:45:10

-There's a good atmosphere.

-

-Yes, good times.

0:45:100:45:11

-Who will win?

0:45:130:45:14

-Who will win?

-

-Wales.

0:45:140:45:15

-What do you think, Bryn?

0:45:150:45:17

-What do you think, Bryn?

-

-We hope Wales will win.

0:45:170:45:19

-Momentum is so important

-with a good start.

0:45:200:45:24

-A hard-won win is crucial.

0:45:250:45:28

-If the front five can dominate

-then the back row will shine.

0:45:290:45:33

-That might create some space

-for Gareth and Patchell.

0:45:340:45:38

-We have a chance

-if the front five thrive.

0:45:400:45:43

-What about the team?

0:45:440:45:45

-The team picked itself with

-the Scarlets going so well.

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-Picking ten of them

-makes sense after Europe.

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-And then you add Alun Wyn, who

-might be the best lock in Europe.

0:45:550:46:00

-I hope Davies and Patchell do well.

0:46:030:46:05

-Patchell could play fullback but

-they went for the club partnership.

0:46:060:46:12

-It's interesting and Gatland

-will be judged tomorrow night.

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-The Easterby family

-have a big game out in France.

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-Can Ireland win?

0:46:260:46:27

-I hope Ireland and Wales win.

0:46:280:46:31

-I'm looking forward

-to seeing Josh Adams playing.

0:46:320:46:35

-He's having a great season

-at Worcester. He's rapid.

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-What about you?

0:46:390:46:40

-Scotland are very confident and

-Wales may use that to beat them.

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-And France v Ireland?

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-Ireland and England will also win.

0:46:490:46:53

-It should start well

-and we can all enjoy it.

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-Ireland and England away

-are really tough games.

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-That's all for tonight.

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-Thanks to Gwyneth Keyworth

-and Brynmor Williams.

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-Good luck to Wales against Scotland

-and see you next week. Goodnight.

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-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

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Ar ddechrau'r 6 Gwlad, ymunwch â Jonathan, Nigel a Sarra ar gyfer cyfres newydd o hwyl a thynnu coes. A new series of the rugby chat show with guests Brynmor Williams and Gwyneth Keyworth.