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Rhaglen Fri, 17 Nov 2017 21:30

Ymunwch â Jonathan, Nigel, Sarra a'u gwesteion am fwy o sgwrsio hwyliog ar drothwy gêm Cymru yn erbyn Georgia. With guests presenter Llinos Lee and Cai Griffiths, Head Coach at ...


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-Welcome to the show.

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-It was a good game in Saturday

-just a shame about the result.

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-Wales had a lot of positive aspects.

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-Here's another positive aspect,

-Sarra Elgan.

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-He had a barbecue theme last week.

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-I can't wait to see

-what he's come up with this week.

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-Come on, Nigel.

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-Theme from The Magnificent Seven.

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-Sorry, you're not my type.

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-Whatever this is, it suits you.

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-A horse.

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-A horse.

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-Why the cowboy theme?

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-Well, it's Georgia.

-A cowboy from Georgia!

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-Not the American state.

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-It's the country NOT the state!

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-After all this effort.

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-There isn't much effort in that.

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-Don't they have cowboys in Georgia?

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-It's just like Trimsaran and

-there are plenty of cowboys there.

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-Did you have a good weekend?

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-Good.

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-Ireland won for your husband.

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-He was happy.

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-They smashed S Africa. Did you go?

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-They smashed S Africa. Did you go?

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-No.

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-You weren't in Dublin?

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-No, I did the Anglo-Welsh Cup

-in Bath and at Parc y Scarlets.

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-Your husband will have

-enjoyed himself then.

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-You better ask him.

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-Did you have a good weekend?

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-Did you have a good weekend?

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-I worked all weekend.

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-League and Union.

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-All we've heard today is moaning.

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-'I'm so tired earning

-all this money in all my jobs.'

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-You were at Twickenham.

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-I ran the line

-for England versus Argentina.

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-Was it a forward pass?

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-He won't answer that.

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-Was the try awarded?

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-Was the try awarded?

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-Was the try awarded?

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-It wasn't a forward pass

-because the try was awarded.

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-You shouted in the ref's ear

-'You better take a look'.

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-We can hear it on the audio.

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-I did ask him to check.

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-I did ask him to check.

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-You thought it was forward.

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-I asked him to check it.

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-Who's on the show tonight?

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-The first show of the season.

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-How would you like to play

-in the Ryder Cup in two years?

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-Between now and 8.00pm

-we'll leave the studio...

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-..and visit the red carpet

-for the Emmy Award Ceremony.

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-The scrum has disintegrated

-but Connacht get the penalty.

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-What is the role of the

-Welsh Secretary here in London?

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-For someone with no background in

-sheep farming what have you done?

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-It's a try for Cai Griffiths.

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-I'll get you back,

-Rhodders, I'll get you back.

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-Please welcome the

-TV presenter, Llinos Lee...

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-..and rugby player Cai Griffiths.

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-You had a discussion and decided

-black was the colour tonight.

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-You didn't get the memo

-about wearing black.

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-Check shirts went out of fashion

-in about 1992.

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-So have leather trousers

-for women in their forties.

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-I'm not 40!

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-I'm not in my forties!

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-Cai, you come from Caernarfon.

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-Yup, I'm a Cofi.

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-I'll translate for you now.

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-Caernarfon and you come from Barry.

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-Caernarfon and you come from Barry.

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-Yes, Barry.

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-There won't be any trouble tonight

-because you two have history.

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-How's that?

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-How many times have you carded Cai?

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-Do you know?

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-How many times?

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-How many times?

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-Five times.

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-I'll officially apologise. You

-shouldn't have had five yellows.

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-It should have been ten.

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-Here are the highlights

-of a good game on Saturday.

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-They are charging

-towards the try line.

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-It's a try.

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-John Davies,

-Liam Williams, Leigh Halfpenny.

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-Steff Evans is over the try line.

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-Who is offering himself?

-Adam Coleman is the answer.

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-Aled Davies, Biggar and John Davies

-with the little kick for Amos.

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-Amos goes very close.

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-You live in Barrybados...

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-..so did you bother

-to watch the game?

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-I didn't because my husband was

-on my brother's stag do in Butlins.

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-That's another story.

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-My little boy had rugby,

-football and gymnastics classes.

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-There was no time to watch it.

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-You must have retired

-from full time rugby now.

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-Were you out with the lads?

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-I stayed in the house.

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-On your own?

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-Relaxing with my partner.

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-A romantic afternoon

-watching the game.

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-His partner is a vegetarian.

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-You can't see

-the three bottles of wine.

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-How did Steff Evans do?

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-He did well to take his chance.

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-He did make a bad mistake.

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-This is typical.

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-Steff Evans plays quite well

-but makes a few errors.

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-He's from Five Roads.

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-Had he made no errors

-he'd be a Trimsaran boy.

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-What about Beale? He was everywhere.

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-He did well but I'm not sure he knew

-what he was doing in the scrum.

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-Terrible.

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-He has no idea.

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-He's on this side.

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-You'd be delighted to have him

-supporting you, Cai.

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-Every prop is put off

-by that kind of thing.

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-The news, Sarra.

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-One security guard denies the

-stadium queues were all his fault.

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-Kurtley Beale had a nice technique.

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-After the Christmas adverts

-flooded onto our screens...

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-..some people are questioning

-the wisdom of the one by Mr Frosty.

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-That's the news.

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-That's all for now.

-We'll see you after the break.

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-Welcome back. Tonight's guests

-are Llinos Lee and Cai Griffiths.

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-Everyone has seen you on Heno and

-Ralio. How did your TV career start?

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-I was very lucky.

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-I went for a job on the Bandit TV

-show. Sarra, you also did Bandit.

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-Yes.

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-From there, I moved up to Caernarfon

-to work on Uned 5.

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-Uned 5 involved doing a lot

-of challenges, didn't it.

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-Was that a shock to the system?

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-They used to set challenges

-for us all the time.

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-One of them was wing walking.

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-There was a viewers' vote and maths

-has never been my strongpoint.

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-The screen showed

-that Mari Lovgreen had 10%.

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-I thought I was safe.

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-However, I'd got the maths all wrong

-and I had to do the challenge.

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-It's the scariest thing

-I've ever done in my life.

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-You also shared a dressing room

-with him.

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-We presented the Golffio

-TV show together.

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-Quite an experience.

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-Did he do any work

-at all on the programme?

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-Spill the beans!

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-We used to film a lot

-in the Celtic Manor.

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-We'd arrive for breakfast.

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-Are you still always on your phone?

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-He would order breakfast.

-We'd have coffee, tea or toast.

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-He said "I'll have toast please".

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-He then answered his phone.

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-In the meantime, his toast

-was brought to the table.

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-We would try to catch his attention.

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-When he came back,

-the toast was cold.

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-You didn't send it back?

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-He sent it back!

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-I was stuck in the Celtic Manor.

-You'd be jet-setting.

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-I know!

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-I did everything.

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-I'd be here, freezing cold

-in the wind and rain.

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-She'd be at the Turkish Open

-or the Portuguese Open.

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-It just wasn't fair.

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-With Uned 5 you got to go

-to the Lakeside for the darts.

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-That must have been great.

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-It didn't end well.

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-We were filming behind the scenes

-and were allowed on the stage.

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-The director asked if it would be OK

-for me to do a link to camera...

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-..turn around and then throw a dart

-and they said it was fine.

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-There were two security guards

-by the side of the table.

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-I said we would only be two minutes.

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-I did my piece to camera,

-but missed the board completely!

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-It wasn't even close.

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-There were a lot of expensive

-cameras around the dartboard.

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-I missed those but only missed

-the security guard's head by inches.

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-Then they decided to escort me

-out of the building!

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-Ralio probably isn't

-as dangerous as darts.

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-Do you enjoy that world?

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-The world of rallying

-is quite new to me.

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-I've been presenting it

-since January.

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-It's completely new to me...

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-..a real eye-opener.

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-You knew nothing

-of rallying beforehand?

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-Not really.

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-At local rallies,

-everyone knows each other.

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-People spend so much on their cars

-and they do everything themselves.

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-It's amazing. There is no prize at

-the end. They just love doing it.

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-The prize is staying alive!

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-Ralio isn't as glamorous

-as it looks, is it?

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-No. What have you got now?

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-You look lovely.

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-But who's the girl with a scarf?

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-What kind of driver are you?

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-What kind of driver are you?

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-I'm not great.

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-Have you spoken with my husband?

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-I've had a few bumps,

-let's leave it at that!

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-So you're a careless driver.

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-I'm careful

-and I'm always out driving.

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-Law of averages and all that!

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-You've travelled a lot

-with your job.

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-We have a challenge for you.

-It's a road sign test.

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-I will show you a road sign

-and you have to tell us what it is.

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-Let's have the first road sign.

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-Right, this sign is from Germany.

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-Sarra sunbathing!

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-If Sarra was sunbathing,

-we'd all be in the shade!

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-You two are like

-a comedy double act.

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-It's from Germany.

-What do you think it is?

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-I'm going to say speed bumps.

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-Yes, a warning that there

-are bumps on the road. Well done.

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-They get worse.

-This one's from Australia.

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-These are real road signs.

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-What is it?

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-A bottle...

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-Jonathan going home

-on a Saturday night!

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-Any idea?

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-Any idea?

-

-Don't drink and drive?

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-Shall I tell you?

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-Shall I tell you?

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-You're close.

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-Drunks crossing the road!

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-Drunken people crossing.

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-Drunken people crossing.

-

-That's brilliant!

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-Australia!

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-This next one is from Florida.

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-Stephen Hawking skiing!

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-Cai, what do you think?

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-Cai, what do you think?

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-Wheelchair.

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-Old people's home?

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-It's a bit ridiculous.

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-Beware of alligators.

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-Can you see the alligator?

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-You present live television.

-Does it sometimes go wrong?

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-All the time. It doesn't help

-that I co-present with Rhodri Owen.

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-We were doing an item

-on Christmas Tips.

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-He would tell me not to say

-the naughty word.

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-Changing the P to a T.

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-Changing the P to a T.

-

-Exactly.

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-What was that wink?

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-There was one Christmas when one guy

-was out in Afghanistan.

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-He couldn't be home with his family.

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-He had sent a message home.

-It was very important.

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-You know what it's like

-when you have an important link.

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-His name was Simon Bonner.

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-Rhodri Owen said

-"Don't say that word"!

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-I was telling him to shut up.

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-I then proceeded to say "This is an

-important message from Simon Boner"!

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-That must have been really hard!

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-That's awful.

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-Live television

-can also be very dangerous.

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-You'll enjoy this.

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-Take a look at this.

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-Congratulations.

-The Eisteddfod was very busy.

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-Were you aware...

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-We didn't know what was going on.

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-We could hear through our earpieces,

-just like you can.

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-Everyone started laughing.

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-We really started to wonder if we

-were OK and why everyone laughed.

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-We continued presenting

-"Compete in Fancy a Fortune".

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-We had no idea. Our studio is

-at street level in Llanelli.

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-That was quite tame.

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-Nige, do you know him?

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-It wasn't you!

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-You're all wrinkles!

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-Right then, there's a minute to go.

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-Right then, there's a minute to go.

-

-It's time to Hit the Bar.

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-Who is on the posts

-this evening?

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-On the posts tonight, Jonathan,

-is the Georgia scrum half...

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-..Vaselina Upmejacksvilli.

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-Not quite, it's Vasil Lobzhanidze.

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-A good player,

-I refereed him in the World Cup.

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-Who is the ball handler?

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-What's your name?

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-What's your name?

-

-Elaine.

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-Where are you from?

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-Where are you from?

-

-Senghenydd.

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-Senghenydd Sirens.

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-You are on Mike Phillips' TV show.

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-Well done. Are you enjoying it?

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-Well done. Are you enjoying it?

-

-Yes.

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-Has Mike been good with you?

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-Has Mike been good with you?

-

-Yes.

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-Llinos, on your feet.

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-Oh, no!

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-Llinos, you have 20 seconds.

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-If you hit Vasil Lobzhanidze,

-you get 10 points.

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-Between the posts, you get 5 points.

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-If you hit him

-with this golden ball...

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-..we'll double the points.

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-When you're ready, 3-2-1.

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-WHISTLE

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-I'm scared that I'll hit her. Sorry!

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-3-2...

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-..last one.

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-WHISTLE

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-Right, Sarra, are you ready?

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-Right, Sarra, are you ready?

-

-Yes.

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-What is Llinos' score?

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-Llinos, you got one ball over

-and it was the golden one.

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-You score 20 points.

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-Before we go, here is a clip from

-a Wales versus South Africa match.

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-This try was scored in the game.

-What is so special about it?

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-I'll have the answer

-after the break.

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-Welcome back.

-What's the answer to the question?

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-What was so special about this

-Welsh try against South Africa?

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-Why is George North's try special?

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-Was it his first for Wales?

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-Was it his first for Wales?

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-George North's first try for Wales.

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-You played against him a few times.

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-You played against him a few times.

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-Yes, when he was a Scarlet.

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-He's huge. He's a freak.

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-Who has been your toughest opponent

-on the rugby field?

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-I would say that training

-against Filo Tiatia was murder.

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-He looked hard too.

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-He looked hard too.

-

-He had a really tough head.

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-You played the Georgian

-who plays for Clermont.

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-A couple of times, the Georgians

-are all uncompromising beasts.

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-They look ugly too.

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-North Wales is catching up.

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-There's you, Robin McBryde,

-George North, Rhun Williams.

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-How tough is it to break into

-the big time from North Wales?

0:22:550:22:58

-It's never easy to make it.

0:22:590:23:03

-The structure has been changed

-to make it easier.

0:23:050:23:09

-With RGC in the Premiership

-there's more exposure.

0:23:100:23:14

-I was lucky because I was playing

-for North Wales and we came down...

0:23:150:23:19

-..to play a few games in the south.

0:23:190:23:21

-Newport and Neath came in for me

-when they were still professional.

0:23:220:23:26

-I spoke to Lyn Jones

-and he wanted me.

0:23:270:23:31

-Neath were known for their big

-front rows then so I moved there.

0:23:310:23:36

-You've also played against

-Tom Shanklin and Ian Gough.

0:23:400:23:43

-Here they are now - Mates.

0:23:430:23:44

-He thinks he's really lush.

0:23:530:23:55

-If there's a stage, he's on it or

-a hand to shake, he's shaking it.

0:23:560:24:01

-Rumour has it that his family

-racked up a 3,000 bill...

0:24:010:24:05

-..phoning the Western Mail

-so that he'd win Wales' Sexiest Man.

0:24:050:24:10

-Twice.

0:24:100:24:12

-Twice.

-

-Ryan Jones.

0:24:120:24:13

-One of the happiest men I knew.

0:24:180:24:20

-He radiated happiness.

0:24:220:24:23

-Something happened to him

-like Gollum off Lord of the Rings.

0:24:240:24:28

-He went from this happy guy

-to a sour-faced little gremlin.

0:24:290:24:32

-From north of the M4 as well.

0:24:330:24:35

-Did he serve all his mates extra

-chips and burgers at McDonalds?

0:24:360:24:41

-Shaped like a soup sandwich

-as Alun Wyn used to say.

0:24:410:24:45

-Like a dropped lasagne.

0:24:460:24:48

-Like a dropped lasagne.

-

-Shaped like a dropped lasagne.

0:24:480:24:50

-Gethin Jenkins.

0:24:510:24:52

-Gethin Jenkins.

-

-Gethin Jenkins.

0:24:520:24:53

-Part of brothers in the Welsh side

-but not in a brothership.

0:24:540:24:58

-Similar complexion to yourself.

0:24:590:25:02

-Maybe a fan of curlers.

0:25:030:25:05

-Incredibly powerful.

0:25:060:25:07

-Incredibly powerful.

-

-Incredibly powerful.

0:25:070:25:09

-Slightly albino looking.

0:25:100:25:12

-Slightly albino looking.

-

-Transparent Duncan Jones.

0:25:120:25:13

-My worst roommate.

-All that hair in the bathroom.

0:25:150:25:19

-He'd shave his whole body.

-Legs, armpits, chest, everything.

0:25:190:25:23

-He'd never clear

-the bottom of the bath.

0:25:240:25:26

-A Barnacle Bill routine

-with Dwayne Peel?

0:25:270:25:29

-The lynchpin with Peel

-in Barnacle Bill.

0:25:300:25:33

-Didn't mind being naked on the bus.

0:25:330:25:34

-Didn't mind being naked on the bus.

-

-Loved getting naked on the bus.

0:25:340:25:35

-A lucky leftie.

0:25:360:25:37

-Jon Thomas.

0:25:380:25:40

-A good looking bloke.

0:25:420:25:43

-A good looking bloke.

-

-I detect sarcasm.

0:25:430:25:44

-Had a complexion that belonged

-at Dan-yr-Ogof caves.

0:25:460:25:50

-Had to have a special pairing in

-the backs to make him look adequate.

0:25:520:25:58

-Rugby came much easier

-than chatting to the women.

0:25:590:26:02

-Struggled to put the boots on.

0:26:020:26:05

-He had to have them labelled.

0:26:060:26:08

-Me?

0:26:090:26:11

-The original spice boy.

0:26:130:26:14

-We called him the quad father.

0:26:150:26:17

-In the grades of tanning,

-this is teak to mahogany.

0:26:190:26:22

-The smoothness of legs

-passed the feather test.

0:26:240:26:27

-Gavin Henson.

0:26:290:26:31

-Might have featured on Crimewatch.

-Terrible success rate with women.

0:26:330:26:37

-A forward without

-the pitter-patter of backs.

0:26:370:26:40

-Didn't brush his teeth very often.

0:26:410:26:42

-Didn't brush his teeth very often.

-

-No wonder the ladies avoided him.

0:26:420:26:45

-Tall with big balls.

0:26:470:26:48

-Is this me?

0:26:500:26:53

-Sorry, mate.

0:26:560:26:57

-Cai, you started as a fullback...

0:27:080:27:11

-..played centre then

-back row then the front row.

0:27:110:27:16

-And now you're a second row!

0:27:160:27:19

-How did you go from back to front.

0:27:210:27:23

-How did you go from back to front.

-

-I put on weight.

0:27:230:27:25

-A stone every six months.

0:27:270:27:29

-You played at every level

-of youth rugby for Wales.

0:27:300:27:35

-All the way up to Under 21.

0:27:350:27:39

-We actually grabbed

-the grand slam in 2005.

0:27:400:27:45

-The night before Wales did the same.

0:27:460:27:48

-Who was in the side?

0:27:490:27:51

-Who was in the side?

-

-Ian Evans, Alun Wyn, Andrew Bishop.

0:27:510:27:54

-Take a look at this photo of you.

0:27:560:28:00

-Is that you?

0:28:000:28:02

-Is that you?

-

-You haven't changed at all.

0:28:020:28:04

-Nothing at all.

-You went on a tour of Argentina.

0:28:060:28:10

-That must have been tough.

0:28:100:28:13

-There were security issues.

0:28:130:28:18

-We were escorted by

-armed policemen throughout.

0:28:200:28:22

-We went to a restaurant

-way out somewhere.

0:28:240:28:27

-They were toting the guns.

0:28:280:28:31

-Chris Davies asked

-if we could fire the guns.

0:28:330:28:37

-No problem.

0:28:380:28:40

-We went round the corner

-with the cops...

0:28:410:28:43

-..and it wasn't just firing the guns

-it was shooting at cans.

0:28:430:28:47

-Someone almost drowned

-on a bonding session.

0:28:510:28:54

-There was plenty of

-down time during tours.

0:28:560:28:58

-We decided to go

-white water rafting.

0:28:580:29:01

-We got into eight-man dinghies with

-a mix of players and management.

0:29:010:29:07

-It was quite a heavy boat.

0:29:110:29:13

-Tom Smith, now assistant coach

-at the Ospreys, went over the side.

0:29:150:29:20

-He went over the side

-and under the boat.

0:29:210:29:25

-The boat stopped there

-and stuck fast.

0:29:260:29:28

-It shifted after 30 seconds

-and Tom came up gasping.

0:29:300:29:35

-No-one leapt in

-because the water was too cold.

0:29:350:29:38

-When you were at the Ospreys there

-was an obsession about looking good.

0:29:400:29:46

-There was a group of you.

0:29:460:29:51

-They were glam boys.

0:29:520:29:54

-Let's take a look.

0:29:550:29:57

-There you are.

0:29:590:30:00

-Do you remember them

-looking like this?

0:30:020:30:04

-They should have got

-a gel sponsorship.

0:30:080:30:11

-It was quite a funny scenario.

0:30:120:30:14

-Before games some players feel sick.

0:30:140:30:17

-One day I heard someone being sick

-and went to take a look.

0:30:190:30:23

-One player was being sick

-while three others...

0:30:240:30:27

-..were checking

-themselves out in the mirrors.

0:30:280:30:31

-No-one cared about

-the guy throwing up.

0:30:330:30:35

-Stephen Jones told me

-about sharing with Gavin.

0:30:360:30:41

-Gavin got up early for breakfast

-and Steve got up a bit later.

0:30:410:30:46

-All Gav's sheets were brown.

0:30:460:30:49

-In my day that only meant one thing.

0:30:490:30:52

-You liked going out and

-having fun when time allowed.

0:30:550:30:59

-No-one has yet told us what happened

-in Taibach that infamous night.

0:31:010:31:05

-Were you there?

0:31:060:31:07

-Did you behave?

0:31:070:31:09

-Did you behave?

-

-I was trying.

0:31:090:31:10

-A lot of it is on the internet.

0:31:110:31:15

-We were all in fancy dress and

-we met in Taibach to start off.

0:31:150:31:21

-We had a Christmas lunch and there

-might have been vodka in the gravy.

0:31:220:31:27

-We're not sure who did that but

-it was a good start to the night.

0:31:280:31:34

-It gets blurry from the moment

-we reached Taibach.

0:31:340:31:39

-I remember two of the boys as Scooby

-Doo and Daffy Duck having a fight.

0:31:400:31:46

-I had no idea what was going on.

0:31:500:31:52

-You're a player/coach

-at London Welsh now. What's it like?

0:31:530:31:56

-It's fun. We've had a good start.

0:31:570:32:00

-We've won seven of eight games.

-There have been some good turnouts.

0:32:010:32:05

-At Old Deer Park.

0:32:060:32:07

-Yes, Old Deer Park.

-Sonny Parker is Director of Rugby.

0:32:070:32:11

-It must be difficult as a

-player/coach to get the balance...

0:32:120:32:17

-..between being a player

-but also a coach right.

0:32:170:32:22

-I learned a lot last year

-in Bury St Edmunds.

0:32:220:32:25

-The transition is really tough

-while you are still playing.

0:32:280:32:32

-I'm loving it because it's

-a great club with good people.

0:32:330:32:37

-We want them back where they belong.

0:32:370:32:40

-As an amateur outfit you have to

-keep the morale of the boys high.

0:32:410:32:46

-Don't you have some kind of

-special Monopoly pub crawl?

0:32:470:32:52

-There's a Monopoly pub crawl

-you can do round London.

0:32:540:32:57

-In Richmond or London?

0:32:580:32:59

-In Richmond or London?

-

-It's a street crawl of London.

0:32:590:33:02

-You go to a designated pub in

-each street via the underground.

0:33:030:33:08

-You do them all via the tube

-until you reach Mayfair.

0:33:100:33:13

-You never remember Mayfair.

0:33:130:33:15

-You must have a kitty. No-one

-wants to pay the round in Mayfair.

0:33:160:33:19

-Old Kent Road would be okay.

0:33:190:33:21

-Is the Mumbles Mile still going?

0:33:220:33:24

-I bet you've done it.

0:33:260:33:29

-I bet you've done it.

-

-From their racket they did it today.

0:33:290:33:31

-More like the Mumbles Ten Miles.

0:33:310:33:33

-Minute to go.

0:33:330:33:34

-Time to Hit the Bar.

0:33:360:33:37

-Cai Griffiths is up.

0:33:550:33:58

-We'll see how good

-a fullback you were.

0:33:590:34:01

-C'mon Eileen.

0:34:010:34:03

-# C'mon Eileen #

0:34:060:34:08

-Ready, three, two, one.

0:34:100:34:12

-Ten seconds left.

0:34:240:34:25

-Three, two...

0:34:320:34:36

-What's Cai's score?

0:34:470:34:49

-Well done. Top of the list with...

0:34:510:34:53

-Well done. Top of the list with...

-

-..55

0:34:530:34:54

-That's all for this part

-but stay with us.

0:34:590:35:02

-Here's one of the

-best players ever to play for Wales.

0:35:020:35:06

-This is why

-Ieuan Evans loves Welsh rugby.

0:35:060:35:09

-BEST WELSH MEMORY?

0:35:150:35:17

-Nothing compares to the thrill

-of running out as Wales captain.

0:35:180:35:24

-The noise is deafening.

0:35:270:35:29

-THE WORST KIT?

0:35:300:35:32

-There were plenty of

-them in the 80s and 90s.

0:35:330:35:35

-The Cotton Traders kit

-was like wearing a smock.

0:35:360:35:40

-The minute you were tackled

-it lost its shape.

0:35:400:35:43

-If it rained the shirt

-got heavier and heavier.

0:35:470:35:50

-THE LAST TO BUY A ROUND OF DRINKS?

0:35:500:35:52

-Gareth Llewellyn was a bit tight.

0:35:540:35:57

-NEVER SIT NEXT TO HIM ON THE BUS?

0:35:580:36:01

-Chatterbox?

-Garin Jenkins would never shut up.

0:36:020:36:08

-WORST CHANGING ROOM?

0:36:090:36:12

-We changed in a tent once in Samoa.

0:36:120:36:15

-It was over 100 degrees there.

0:36:160:36:18

-Neil Jenkins looked like

-a Swan Vesta match.

0:36:180:36:22

-WORST ROOMMATE?

0:36:230:36:25

-Neil always threw up before games.

-He made horrible shapes and noises.

0:36:270:36:31

-GREATEST LOVE IN WELSH RUGBY?

0:36:320:36:35

-Getting the chance...

0:36:360:36:38

-..to emulate my hero and

-put on that red shirt of Wales.

0:36:380:36:43

-Running out and hearing the crowd

-roar is the greatest experience.

0:36:450:36:48

-.

0:36:550:36:55

-Subtitles

0:37:010:37:01

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

0:37:010:37:03

-Welcome back.

0:37:090:37:10

-Lisa Angharad has been

-causing havoc once again.

0:37:100:37:14

-She's been teaching the Welsh fans

-some fun facts about Georgia.

0:37:140:37:20

-Gamarjoba is hello in Georgian.

0:37:210:37:24

-This week they are our opponents.

0:37:240:37:26

-Don't worry if you know nothing...

0:37:270:37:29

-..about the country,

-language or its people.

0:37:290:37:32

-I'm here to educate you.

0:37:320:37:34

-Now, the name is a bit confusing.

0:37:360:37:39

-It's the same as

-the state in the USA.

0:37:400:37:43

-The US state is famous

-for it's peaches.

0:37:430:37:47

-The country is famous

-for being run by Russia.

0:37:470:37:51

-Apart from the peaches then

-they are actually quite similar.

0:37:530:37:57

-Everyone's heard about Georgia,

-but no-one knows where it is.

0:37:580:38:03

-Let's see if Welsh fans

-can find it on the globe.

0:38:030:38:07

-Do you know which continent?

0:38:080:38:14

-Is it Africa?

0:38:140:38:16

-Are you a geography teacher?

0:38:160:38:20

-The team is nicknamed Lelos.

0:38:230:38:25

-That comes from a sport

-similar to rugby called Lelo Burti.

0:38:250:38:29

-They've been playing it

-since the 12th century.

0:38:290:38:32

-900 years of experience.

0:38:320:38:34

-But they're still

-only 12th in the world rankings.

0:38:340:38:37

-Come on, boys.

0:38:380:38:39

-As well as being

-a state and a country...

0:38:400:38:44

-..Georgia is also a girl's name.

0:38:440:38:47

-The big question is

-whether we can find one.

0:38:470:38:51

-I'm looking for Georgia.

-What's your name?

0:38:520:38:54

-Hannah.

0:38:540:38:55

-Sarah.

0:38:570:38:58

-Jane.

0:38:580:38:59

-Looking for a Georgia.

0:38:590:39:01

-Sharon..

-..Sara..

-..Freya.

0:39:010:39:04

-Georgia! Where is she?

0:39:040:39:06

-Anyone called Georgia?

0:39:070:39:10

-Is your name Georgia?

0:39:110:39:13

-Miss Georgia Lauren Emery.

0:39:140:39:16

-Yeah, Georgia.

0:39:170:39:18

-Like Welsh, the Georgian language

-has too many letters.

0:39:190:39:22

-Forget 28, they have 33.

0:39:230:39:25

-On Saturday, if you see someone

-struggling to get their words out...

0:39:250:39:29

-..they'll be Georgian...

0:39:290:39:31

-..or they'll have been

-on the piss since lunchtime.

0:39:320:39:35

-As Welsh people,

-we should be used...

0:39:350:39:38

-..to wrapping our tongues

-around a few tough sentences.

0:39:380:39:41

-I'm going to see if we can manage

-some Georgian.

0:39:410:39:44

-I like hairy women.

0:39:450:39:49

-Are you really?

0:39:490:39:51

-Are you really?

-

-Yes.

0:39:510:39:52

-Have you any cream

-for my rash down below?

0:39:530:39:58

-Really, that bad?

0:39:580:40:01

-Really, that bad?

-

-Yes.

0:40:010:40:02

-I hope you learned something about

-Georgia because I learnt nothing.

0:40:040:40:09

-Good luck to both teams tomorrow.

0:40:090:40:11

-Until next time,

-mshvidobit (goodbye).

0:40:110:40:15

-Mshvidobit, that's it.

0:40:150:40:19

-Mshvidobit, mshvidobit, mshvidobit.

0:40:190:40:21

-Each week we give a member of the

-audience a chance to win a prize.

0:40:300:40:35

-Let's play Nigel's Tricks.

0:40:350:40:37

-Welcome to Nigel's Tricks.

0:40:440:40:46

-First we need a member

-of the audience to come up.

0:40:470:40:51

-Our guests will help

-with the questions...

0:40:510:40:54

-..and Jiffy will try

-to get the answers right.

0:40:540:40:57

-Whoever I hit with this

-will be the one.

0:40:580:41:01

-Whoever the dart hits in the head.

0:41:010:41:04

-No, look under your seats

-for a golden whistle.

0:41:050:41:11

-There's a golden whistle somewhere.

0:41:160:41:18

-Come up here.

0:41:220:41:23

-Join me here.

0:41:280:41:31

-What's your name?

0:41:310:41:32

-Mikey Denman.

0:41:330:41:34

-Where are you from?

0:41:350:41:36

-Where are you from?

-

-Llanelli.

0:41:360:41:37

-Turk!

0:41:400:41:40

-Turk!

-

-Another suburb of Trimsaran.

0:41:400:41:43

-It's quite simple, Mikey.

-Sarra will ask the questions.

0:41:450:41:48

-These two will try to answer them

-for you in the form of a number.

0:41:480:41:54

-Jonathan will try to hit

-the right number with his darts.

0:41:540:41:58

-When you get four right

-you win these prizes.

0:41:590:42:02

-Signed by me and Jonathan

-and she insisted on signing too.

0:42:030:42:06

-If you fail, you win this mug.

0:42:090:42:11

-This game is like...

0:42:120:42:14

-This game is like...

-

-..Bullseye.

0:42:140:42:15

-This is Bullshit.

0:42:150:42:18

-Off you go, Sarra.

0:42:190:42:20

-What age is Jiff

-if you subtract Nigel's age?

0:42:210:42:25

-What's the difference between us?

0:42:270:42:30

-Take Nigel's age away from Jiff's.

-I love this.

0:42:300:42:33

-How old is Jonathan?

0:42:330:42:36

-Seventy.

0:42:360:42:37

-What do you think?

0:42:420:42:43

-What do you think?

-

-You're not sixty yet?

0:42:430:42:45

-Come down from there.

0:42:450:42:48

-Fifty five.

0:42:480:42:50

-And Nigel's age?

0:42:500:42:52

-Fifty five and forty eight.

0:42:530:42:57

-Down, down, down.

0:42:570:42:59

-Fifty five minus forty six.

0:43:000:43:04

-What's the answer?

0:43:050:43:06

-Nine.

0:43:060:43:09

-It's going to be a long game.

0:43:120:43:14

-I have to hit nine.

0:43:150:43:16

-Three darts to hit it.

0:43:170:43:18

-First time!

0:43:240:43:25

-Misspent youth.

0:43:270:43:28

-When is the next World Cup?

0:43:280:43:32

-2019.

0:43:330:43:35

-2019.

-

-Hit 19.

0:43:350:43:36

-Oh, shit.

0:43:370:43:39

-Close.

0:43:450:43:45

-Close.

-

-You have one life left.

0:43:450:43:48

-You are terrible at maths.

-Here we go.

0:43:480:43:54

-Multiply six by four.

0:43:540:43:58

-Multiply six by four.

-

-Twenty-four.

0:43:580:43:59

-Divide by three.

0:44:000:44:01

-Seven.

0:44:030:44:04

-Seven.

-

-Eight.

0:44:040:44:05

-Well done.

0:44:080:44:10

-On Bullseye,

-world champions did it.

0:44:180:44:20

-You think you're world champion at

-everything so you should be okay.

0:44:200:44:24

-What is the capital of Georgia?

0:44:250:44:27
0:44:280:44:29

-Tbilisi.

0:44:320:44:33

-I can't hit Tbilisi with this.

0:44:340:44:36

-How many letters in Tbilisi?

0:44:360:44:40

-Five?

0:44:400:44:41

-Five?

-

-Seven!

0:44:410:44:43

-I said seven.

0:44:450:44:47

-Unlucky.

0:44:580:45:00

-You win the mug.

0:45:020:45:04

-Thanks for playing Nigel's Tricks.

0:45:070:45:09

-What have you got coming up Llinos?

0:45:200:45:25

-I'm on Heno and we have one

-programme left on Ralio this year.

0:45:270:45:31

-Heno goes on all year.

0:45:320:45:34

-What about you, Cai?

0:45:340:45:36

-A weekend off next week

-and then back into league action.

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-It's every week

-until Christmas then...

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-..and a short break

-at the end of the season.

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-Does either of you

-know anything about Georgia?

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-I hope Wales are better than them.

0:45:530:45:56

-I hope Wales are better than them.

-

-We'll see tomorrow.

0:45:560:45:57

-They hammered Canada by 50 points.

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-They scored plenty of tries

-including this scorcher.

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-Class.

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-His name is Soso Matiashvili.

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-Good luck this weekend with that.

0:46:310:46:33

-He's the easiest

-of the lot to pronounce.

0:46:330:46:36

-I'm looking forward to it.

0:46:370:46:39

-You'll be picking them out

-by their numbers.

0:46:390:46:43

-What do you expect?

0:46:430:46:45

-Wales to win after

-a tough first twenty minutes.

0:46:460:46:49

-It'll open up after that

-and Wales will win by 25 points.

0:46:490:46:55

-Match or baby-sitting?

0:46:550:46:57

-I'm not going

-but I will try to watch.

0:46:570:47:00

-You think a 25-point victory.

0:47:000:47:04

-Wales 32 Georgia 10 for me.

0:47:040:47:08

-Wales to win for me too.

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-Where are you?

0:47:120:47:14

-I'm in charge of France

-versus South Africa tomorrow night.

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-8.45pm tomorrow.

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-That's all for tonight. Thanks to

-Llinos Lee and Cai Griffiths.

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-Good luck to Wales tomorrow

-and we'll see you next week.

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-Goodnight.

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-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

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Ymunwch â Jonathan, Nigel, Sarra a'u gwesteion am fwy o sgwrsio hwyliog ar drothwy gêm Cymru yn erbyn Georgia. With guests presenter Llinos Lee and Cai Griffiths, Head Coach at London Welsh.