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-It's Friday night.

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-The audience is ready,

-the guests are ready.

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-I don't know about the presenters,

-but one thing is certain.

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-The 2016 Six Nations Championship

-is about to begin.

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-Need I say more?

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-Please welcome

-Sarra Elgan, Nigel Owens...

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-..and Jonathan Jiffy Davies.

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-Right, welcome to the show.

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-A new year

-and a new Six Nations Championship.

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-But here, it's the same old faces

-with you for the next seven weeks.

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-Talking of old faces,

-please welcome Sarra Elgan.

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-Where's he then?

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-Since reffing the World Cup Final,

-he thinks he's someone special.

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-No, he wouldn't just not turn up.

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-No, he wouldn't just not turn up.

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-FANFARE

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-What's going on?

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-This belongs to the Queen,

-and you threw water over it.

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-It's more like Freddie Mercury!

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-I'll tell you one thing.

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-I pity the Queen

-having to wear this heavy thing.

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-I don't think the Queen wears that!

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-I don't think the Queen wears that!

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-Right, I'm here now. You can begin.

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-How are you, Nige?

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-How are you, Nige?

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-Very good, and you?

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-Very good.

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-Very good.

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-I hope it hasn't gone to your head.

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-Doctor Nigel, please.

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-Whoa, whoa, whoa,

-what do you mean, Doctor Nigel?

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-While you were trying

-to lose weight over Christmas...

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-..I got an honorary doctorate,

-thank you.

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-There I am.

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-I don't know...

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-Whoa now! Why are you clapping?

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-You've both got degrees.

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-He hasn't got a degree.

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-He hasn't got a degree.

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-What have you got then?

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-A fellowship.

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-A fellowship.

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-One down from a doctorate!

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-Neither of you

-went to college or university.

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-I worked hard for three years

-to get my degree...

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-..and you just rock up after being

-a referee and playing rugby...

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-..and get a degree?

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-..and get a degree?

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-Did you study make-up?!

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-Yes.

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-Yes.

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-Plastering.

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-I knew that was coming.

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-I knew that was coming.

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-Anyway...

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-Audience, it's nice to see you.

-Llanelli choir, where are you?

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-Give us a quick song.

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-# Oh, pure heart

-so true and tender

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-Enough!

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-# Fairer than the lilies white #

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-Very good, Llanelli choir!

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-Very good, Llanelli choir!

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-Lovely.

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-Lampeter RFC, where are you?

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-Newcastle Emlyn RFC?

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-Do you have a song too?

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-Do you have a song too?

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-No, no, no.

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-You can't sing

-and you can't play rugby.

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-Welcome to you all.

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-Right, let's see

-who's on tonight's show.

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-Good morning, Mr Jarman.

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-Zara, like the Queen's granddaughter

-- just don't put me on a horse.

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-I'm supposed to draw the raffle.

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-Were you about to offer me

-a new course of pills?

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-What for, Wyn?

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-For you to tell more lies?

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-Please welcome

-rugby player Scott Williams...

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-..and star of Parch, Carys Eleri.

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-Welcome.

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-I'm sure you'd rather be playing

-than sitting on the sofa.

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-How is your injured knee?

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-It's coming slowly.

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-I've started running now.

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-I can do a lot more now.

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-I've had enough

-of the skiing machine.

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-It's nice to do things

-that I don't get much chance to do.

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-Are you a rugby fan, Carys?

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-To be honest, as Dad says,

-I'm a fair-weather fan.

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-Who are you a fair-weather fan of?

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-Who are you a fair-weather fan of?

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-I support Wales...

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-..and the Scarlets,

-as I'm from Tumble.

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-We'll have another chat later,

-but next, Sarra has the news.

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-Thanks, Jonathan.

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-Following a room shortage

-in Dublin over the weekend...

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-..city pubs have offered

-extra en-suite rooms for Welsh fans.

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-That's taking the piss!

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-England have been very secretive

-about their team.

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-But here's a clip of some

-would-be front rowers in training.

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-It is good, isn't it?

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-And shock news

-that Nigel Ref Owens...

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-Nigel Ref Owens!

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-Is that your Twitter thing?

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-Is that your Twitter thing?

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-Ref or Doctor, you choose.

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-Anyway, shock news that Nigel Owens

-has revealed plans...

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-..for a professional ballet career

-after he finishes refereeing.

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-# Danse Des Mirlitons #

-Tchaikovsky

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-And that was the news.

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-Yes, the Six Nations is back.

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-Ireland won last year

-on a very exciting final day.

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-Let's relive Wales' matches.

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-The Welsh scrum's under pressure.

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-Faletau, to Rhys Webb.

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-Rhys Webb sneaks over...

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-..for the opening try.

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-Jonathan Joseph

-slipped through the tackle.

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-After keeping possession and their

-patience, England are rewarded.

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-Jonathan Joseph gets the try.

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-Lydiate's supporting,

-and the try's going to come...

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-..for Daniel Biggar.

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-That could be so important

-for Wales' season.

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-Zebo's held by George North.

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-Scott Williams finds the gap!

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-Wales have won three in a row

-after losing their opening game.

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-Their championship hopes

-are still alive.

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-Rhys Webb goes over.

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-They take it quickly.

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-Liam Williams was alongside him.

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-George North gets his hat-trick!

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-Right, Scott, you were

-a bit of a supersub last year...

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-..especially against Ireland.

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-..especially against Ireland.

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-The story of my career, so far!

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-Scoring against Ireland was nice.

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-Scoring against Ireland was nice.

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-Why are you looking at me?

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-Seeing Simon after the game!

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-Your highlight of Ireland

-must be just landing on time.

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-The texts were like,

-"Ryanair, my flight's delayed.

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-"They won't let me on

-without a passport."

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-Do we really need to know that?

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-Do we really need to know that?

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-All he does is complain, isn't it?

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-Private jet.

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-Private jet.

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-Oh, yes.

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-Tell that story. Listen to this.

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-I went to Scotland last week

-to speak at the referees' dinner.

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-I didn't have much time

-and I really didn't want to go.

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-It was my only weekend off.

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-They flew me by private jet...

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-They'd have taken me from Pontyberem

-but the runway...

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-It was foggy and they couldn't land.

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-The Gwendraeth had burst its banks.

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-My first time in a private jet.

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-My first time in a private jet.

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-You've changed!

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-How the other half lives.

-I know you've been many times.

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-Different class.

-What an experience!

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-Say that again. Different class.

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-Say that again. Different class.

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-Off the field, not on it.

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-Business, economy!

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-He talks as if he played!

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-Different class!

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-All you do

-is blow a f****** whistle!

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-No, it isn't!

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-Business class, first class...

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-..world class!

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-That's all for this part,

-but before we go for Sarra...

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-Before we go for Sarra?!

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-Please don't go for me!

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-That's all for this part,

-but before we go...

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-..Sarra has been testing the Welsh

-players' knowledge of the enemy.

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-We'll see you soon.

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-Knowing The Enemy

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-Ken Owens, you know everything

-there is to know about Wales.

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-It's pointless

-asking you questions about Wales.

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-Today's questions

-are about Ireland.

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-How well do you know Ireland?

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-We'll see now.

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-We will see. Right.

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-In which city was the Titanic built?

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-Belfast.

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-Belfast.

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-Correct.

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-What anthem do Irish players

-sing before a game?

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-Ireland's Call.

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-Ireland's Call.

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-Can we have...?

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-You enjoy singing!

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-I can't sing!

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-Spoilsport!

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-As well as black pudding, name

-another colour pudding in Ireland?

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-White.

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-Such a swot.

-What colours are on the Irish flag?

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-Orange, green and white.

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-Orange, green and white.

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-Very good.

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-Name three songs by Westlife.

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-# I'm flying #

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-Flying Without Wings.

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-You're pretending not to know any.

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-You're pretending not to know any.

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-I'm struggling with this.

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-What kind of music do you listen to?

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-What kind of music do you listen to?

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-Not Westlife.

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-Really? What's wrong with Westlife?

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-Really? What's wrong with Westlife?

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-A bit of Dafydd Iwan.

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-How many caps

-did Brian O'Driscoll win?

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-141?

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-Ooh! 133.

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-Who is Ireland's patron saint?

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-Patrick.

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-What animals

-did he drive out of Ireland?

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-Snakes.

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-What did Molly Malone sell?

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-Cockles and mussels.

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-Ken Owens, that was

-pretty impressive, my friend.

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-Well done.

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-Did you swot before coming?

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-Did you swot before coming?

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-No.

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-Just my husband's influence?

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-Just my husband's influence?

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-Yes, a lot of time with Simon.

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-Welcome back.

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-We're joined tonight

-by Scott Williams and Carys Eleri.

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-Scott, looking back

-at the World Cup...

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-..it was going well

-until you got injured.

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-Yes, it was good. I was pleased.

-I got a lot of game time.

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-The injury was a little unfortunate.

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-It was nice to beat England

-even though I got injured.

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-The boys did well considering

-how many injuries we had.

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-But it's a what if.

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-There was Burgessgate.

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-He was asked what he thought about

-facing Scott Williams?

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-He replied

-"Who's Scott Williams?"

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-There was a press conference in the

-week leading up to the match.

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-Some woman had asked me...

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-..who would you rather play against,

-Brad Barritt or Jonathan Joseph?

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-I said Jonathan Joseph,

-he's got sharp feet, he's quick.

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-She went to the England press

-conference the next day and said...

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-.."Scott Williams said he'd rather

-play Jonathan Joseph than you."

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-He replied with "Who's he?"

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-He knew who you were

-after you beat them.

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-I thought I was running around

-with a target on my head.

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-You didn't talk about it on the

-field. Did you talk afterwards?

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-I pulled him out of my pocket

-about an hour after the game.

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-I'm sure Scarlets fans

-and Wales fans...

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-..will want to know

-when you're back.

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-I'm hoping to be back in April,

-I think.

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-I'm hoping to get a few games...

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-..with the Scarlets

-before the end of the season.

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-You've got a new Scarlets contract.

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-You like the area,

-you live quite close, don't you?

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-Are you happy with that?

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-Are you happy with that?

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-Yes, I'm happy I stayed.

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-I always said I wanted to stay.

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-It gives me the best chance

-to play for Wales.

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-That's what I've always wanted.

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-That's what I've always wanted.

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-You're the Scarlets' Vice Captain.

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-Rhys Patchell is joining

-from the Blues next season.

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-We all know Rhys

-is a talented rugby player.

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-Do you know how good he is

-at catching balls?

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-Let's see.

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-Rhys Patchell, Cardiff Blues.

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-What's he doing?

-Speed. Speed is key.

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-Oh, no and again. One more.

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-He's tucked you right up there.

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-One, two, three, four, five, six...

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-..seven, eight, nine, ten...

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-..eleven, twelve, thirteen.

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-Oh, come on!

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-Gutted.

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-Let's get back to it.

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-I remember that try that put you on

-the map to beat England in 2012.

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-What was that like?

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-I get asked this a lot.

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-As you know, it happens so quickly.

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-It's difficult to describe

-how it feels.

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-Here it is here.

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-It was brilliant.

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-It was brilliant.

-

-Yes, it was.

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-When did you know

-you were going to score?

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-When you caught the ball

-or before then?

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-APPLAUSE

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-When did you know

-you were going to score?

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-I was running flat out.

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-I just remember seeing, sometimes

-you can predict the ball's bounce.

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-I thought "This is going to bounce

-up for me."

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-Your wife got excited and fell

-down the Twickenham steps!

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-Apparently!

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-She was excited,

-that's not what you think, is it?

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-Why do you think she fell?

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-Why do you think she fell?

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-I've seen her drinking before!

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-I heard she fell on the way

-in to the game.

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-How long have you and Tanya

-been together?

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-Almost ten years.

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-Childhood sweetheart. I'm sure you

-know each other quite well then.

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-I would hope so, they are married.

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-Lets find out how well

-you know each other.

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-You don't know this, but we've been

-to see Tanya this week.

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-We did a little quiz with her.

-She's answered questions about you.

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-You'll answer the questions. We'll

-see how well you know each other.

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-Sarra, move the card.

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-You haven't been to the house,

-have you?

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-You can put your answers on this.

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-Are you ready? One says Tanya,

-the other says Scott.

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-I can see that.

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-I can see that.

-

-Just checking!

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-We know he can read,

-he recently signed a contract.

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-I didn't know if you'd seen it

-before.

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-Budget!

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-Scott, who takes the longest

-to get ready?

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-Tanya, right.

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-Tanya, who takes the longest

-to get ready?

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-Umm, Scott.

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-We're close, but I'm always

-waiting for him before we leave.

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-He changes his shirt

-and checks his hair before leaving.

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-Standard. That one was wrong.

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-Who wastes the most money?

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-You or Tanya?

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-Tanya. who wastes more money?

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-I don't waste money.

-I buy what I want.

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-Scott.

-He's always buying himself things.

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-He always wants things like coffee

-machines and expensive stuff.

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-Correct.

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-Who is the best driver?

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-Who's the best driver?

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-Who's the best driver?

-

-She'll say her.

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-Me. I'm sure Scott will disagree.

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-He thinks he's some kind

-of rally driver.

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-Who is most likely to snore?

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-Who is most likely to snore?

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-I can't hear Tanya sleep.

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-I have to check that she's alive.

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-Tanya, who snores the most?

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-Scott, I've never snored.

-Sleeping next to Scott isn't nice.

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-She's had ten years

-to find that out so it's her fault.

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-Who's the boss, Scott?

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-Be very careful. You or her?

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-Your balls are on the line.

0:21:110:21:13

-Your balls are on the line.

-

-Who do you think the boss is?

0:21:130:21:14

-Tanya!

0:21:150:21:16

-What?

0:21:170:21:18

-Who's the boss?

0:21:180:21:19

-Who's the boss, Tanya?

0:21:220:21:24

-Who's the boss, Tanya?

-

-Scott.

0:21:240:21:25

-Even though I'm older,

-Scott thinks he's the boss.

0:21:250:21:28

-Well done, that was a good effort,

-Scott Williams.

0:21:300:21:33

-Thanks to Tanya

-for taking part in that.

0:21:340:21:36

-We like a challenge

-on this programme.

0:21:370:21:39

-We've decided to prove

-which one of us is the best.

0:21:400:21:43

-Hi!

0:21:460:21:47

-Hi!

-

-I'll give you Hi!

0:21:470:21:48

-Where have you been?

0:21:480:21:49

-Where have you been?

-

-This is like a first date.

0:21:490:21:51

-Bowling, cinema, food.

0:21:510:21:53

-Did you do that at school?

0:21:530:21:55

-It's the last date too!

0:21:550:21:56

-I used to go to the cinema.

0:21:560:21:58

-Why were you here so early?

0:21:580:22:00

-Why were you here so early?

-

-I'm fed up of losing.

0:22:000:22:01

-I want to win so I got here early.

0:22:020:22:03

-Is he here? Where is he?

0:22:040:22:06

-He's here. His car is there.

0:22:060:22:08

-How do you know it's his car?

0:22:080:22:09

-How do you know it's his car?

-

-It's not taxed.

0:22:090:22:10

-He's here somewhere. He's inside.

0:22:100:22:12

-It's raining out here.

0:22:130:22:14

-It's raining out here.

-

-And it's cold.

0:22:140:22:15

-Hello!

0:22:170:22:18

-OK?

0:22:200:22:21

-I've been here for a while, come on!

0:22:210:22:23

-We've been waiting for you outside.

0:22:240:22:25

-We've been waiting for you outside.

-

-I said inside.

0:22:250:22:27

-Let's do bowls.

0:22:300:22:31

-Let's get on with the bowls.

0:22:330:22:35

-You go first.

0:22:380:22:39

-You go first, then Sarra

-and then me.

0:22:390:22:41

-Then we'll have a look

-at the scores.

0:22:410:22:44

-There we go then, right, ready.

0:22:440:22:47

-Go on, off you go.

0:22:480:22:49

-12, is it?

0:22:520:22:54

-He's just about leading.

0:22:560:22:58

-Don't cough when I'm bowling!

0:23:010:23:03

-Look at what you caused me to do.

0:23:030:23:06

-Shot!

0:23:170:23:18

-That's a strike!

0:23:180:23:20

-Oh!

0:23:200:23:21

-Oh!

0:23:280:23:29

-That's the one.

0:23:320:23:33

-There we go.

0:23:330:23:35

-Oh!

0:23:350:23:37

-Oh! Shot.

0:23:390:23:40

-Shot, Sarra!

0:23:410:23:43

-Strike! That's a strike!

0:23:440:23:46

-Shot, Jiff.

0:23:490:23:51

-One left again.

0:23:510:23:52

-There isn't much in it.

0:23:530:23:55

-There isn't much in it

-but we're not very good.

0:23:550:23:58

-I started quite well

-but I've gone downhill.

0:23:580:24:01

-Yes!

0:24:010:24:02

-What?

0:24:020:24:03

-What?

-

-Strike!

0:24:030:24:04

-Oh, the chances! Seriously, now!

0:24:040:24:07

-Sarra is...

0:24:090:24:11

-If Jiffy doesn't get a strike,

-I'm in the driving seat.

0:24:120:24:16

-If he gets these two

-it's half a strike.

0:24:230:24:26

-BEEP

0:24:280:24:28

-BEEP

-

-He's missed.

0:24:280:24:29

-Yes!

0:24:320:24:33

-BEEP

0:24:330:24:34

-Like I said, none of us were

-particularly good.

0:24:410:24:44

-You'll find out who wins later on.

0:24:440:24:46

-You'll find out who wins later on.

-

-Speak for yourself. Minute to go!

0:24:460:24:48

-Scott, it's time for you

-to hit the bar.

0:24:490:24:52

-Right, who is tonight's barman?

0:25:110:25:13

-Tonight's barman,

-something who's given you...

0:25:150:25:18

-..and many others a headache

-over the years.

0:25:180:25:21

-Callum, come here

-to hold Scott's balls.

0:25:250:25:28

-Between the posts,

-you'll get five points.

0:25:330:25:35

-If you hit the pint,

-you'll get ten points.

0:25:360:25:38

-Tonight, we've got something new,

-the golden ball.

0:25:380:25:41

-If you get the golden ball over

-or hit the pint...

0:25:410:25:45

-..we'll double the points.

0:25:450:25:48

-Callum, stick that in somewhere.

0:25:480:25:50

-Callum, stick that in somewhere.

-

-Good hands.

0:25:500:25:51

-Scott, your 20 seconds starts now.

0:25:550:25:57

-Scott, your 20 seconds starts now.

-

-WHISTLE

0:25:570:25:59

-Three, two...

0:26:180:26:21

-WHISTLE

0:26:230:26:24

-Give him one more.

0:26:250:26:27

-Good God.

0:26:320:26:33

-I didn't know you were left footed.

0:26:330:26:35

-I'm not. Just trying

-to give other people a chance.

0:26:350:26:38

-Love it.

0:26:420:26:42

-Love it.

-

-I've got a bad knee!

0:26:420:26:44

-How did Scott do?

0:26:440:26:45

-He did really well. He got 95.

0:26:460:26:48

-That's it for this part.

0:26:560:26:57

-Before we go, here's Shane Williams

-in the pack.

0:26:570:27:00

-See you after the break.

0:27:000:27:02

-Rugby hero? Easy, Gerald Davies.

0:27:130:27:16

-Before my time, but I remember

-seeing players like Gerald...

0:27:170:27:21

-..Gareth Edwards,

-JJ Williams, Ray Gravell...

0:27:210:27:24

-..they won everything in the 1970s.

0:27:240:27:26

-Gerald Davies was the best for me.

0:27:260:27:29

-Favourite colour?

0:27:310:27:33

-That's easy, black.

-I'm not sure why.

0:27:330:27:36

-I loved Rachel from Friends

-when I was growing up.

0:27:400:27:43

-Jennifer Aniston

-is still pretty hot now.

0:27:450:27:48

-I think she's still

-my celebrity crush.

0:27:480:27:51

-Biggest tackle?

0:27:520:27:54

-The biggest tackle I've seen

-belongs to Luke Charteris.

0:27:540:27:58

-Biggest nutter? This one is easy.

-Andy Powell.

0:27:590:28:02

-I don't think I need to say why.

0:28:040:28:06

-Absolute nutcase.

0:28:060:28:08

-Biggest moaner? That one's easy too.

0:28:100:28:12

-The man they call Mellon,

-Gethin Jenkins.

0:28:120:28:16

-I don't think

-I've ever seen him smile.

0:28:160:28:19

-Last year's holiday? Tenby.

0:28:190:28:23

-I was down there for a week,

-glamping.

0:28:230:28:26

-Who did you want to be

-when you were young?

0:28:270:28:30

-I remember seeing a film

-when I was young called Hooper.

0:28:300:28:34

-Burt Reynolds was the actor.

0:28:340:28:37

-He was a stuntman,

-I remember seeing that...

0:28:370:28:39

-..and wanting to be a stuntman.

0:28:400:28:41

-.

0:28:480:28:48

-Subtitles

0:28:510:28:51

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

0:28:510:28:53

-Welcome back.

0:29:000:29:01

-Before the break

-it was close at the bowling alley.

0:29:020:29:05

-Here's what happened.

0:29:060:29:08

-I've lost it now.

0:29:140:29:16

-Oh, Jif!

0:29:180:29:20

-I'm giving up. I've had enough.

0:29:260:29:28

-Don't be so ridiculous.

0:29:290:29:31

-Shot.

0:29:360:29:37

-Shot.

-

-You've got it.

0:29:370:29:39

-Useless.

0:29:490:29:50

-Useless, useless, useless.

0:29:500:29:52

-He's got it.

0:29:540:29:56

-On the last one.

0:29:580:29:59

-Shot Nige.

0:30:050:30:07

-Oh, yes!

0:30:110:30:12

-Bouncer.

0:30:130:30:14

-I thought it would bounce back

-and knock them over.

0:30:170:30:21

-Well done, Nige.

0:30:220:30:23

-Once an athlete, good at any sport.

0:30:290:30:32

-Moving on, you won an award,

-didn't you?

0:30:330:30:36

-I won an award last weekend.

0:30:370:30:39

-I won Best Actress

-in a Welsh Production...

0:30:390:30:43

-..at the Wales Theatre Awards.

0:30:430:30:46

-Well done.

0:30:460:30:48

-Tell us about the play.

0:30:500:30:53

-It was a comedy entitled Yuri.

0:30:530:30:56

-It was adapted from French

-into Welsh and English.

0:30:560:31:00

-We did two productions.

0:31:000:31:02

-It's a flat-out farce

-but the theme is a bit taboo.

0:31:030:31:06

-A husband and wife

-can't have children.

0:31:070:31:10

-She kidnaps a child

-from a supermarket. It's bonkers.

0:31:110:31:14

-You're also filming

-a second series of Parch.

0:31:170:31:19

-Tell us about the series.

0:31:200:31:22

-The first series has been broadcast.

0:31:220:31:24

-We start rehearsing

-for series two on Monday.

0:31:240:31:27

-I play a vicar named Myfanwy.

0:31:290:31:31

-In the first series, someone

-has been breaking into the church.

0:31:320:31:36

-Someone has put a feather boa

-and make-up on a statue of Jesus.

0:31:370:31:41

-I try to remove it

-and the statue falls on me.

0:31:420:31:45

-I end up in hospital....

0:31:450:31:47

-..where they discover

-I have a terminal brain condition.

0:31:470:31:51

-I'm facing brain surgery.

0:31:520:31:54

-At this time

-I start having hallucinations...

0:31:550:31:59

-..brought on by the condition.

0:31:590:32:02

-The character has hallucinations...

0:32:020:32:05

-..where people she is burying

-question her faith.

0:32:050:32:08

-After playing a vicar,

-do you fancy becoming a minister?

0:32:080:32:12

-Would you like to be a Reverend?

0:32:130:32:15

-No.

0:32:150:32:17

-You could work the same hours

-as him.

0:32:170:32:20

-One day a week.

0:32:200:32:22

-Just for an hour and a half.

0:32:220:32:24

-Singing hymns...

0:32:250:32:26

-Singing hymns...

-

-..and preaching at people.

0:32:260:32:28

-You also appeared

-in Under Milk Wood.

0:32:290:32:32

-That was bonkers.

-It was clean off.

0:32:320:32:35

-There were all naked, weren't they?

0:32:360:32:37

-There were all naked, weren't they?

-

-A lot of them were.

0:32:370:32:39

-You weren't, were you?

0:32:400:32:41

-No, but I was naked in Parch.

0:32:410:32:44

-I had to dance naked

-on my first day.

0:32:440:32:47

-Strip off in front of ten people.

0:32:470:32:49

-Initiation.

0:32:500:32:51

-And with a Mars bar too.

0:32:520:32:54

-You became friends

-with Charlotte Church.

0:32:540:32:57

-We met there and we clicked.

-We understood each other.

0:32:580:33:02

-We have exactly the same interests.

0:33:020:33:05

-Are you still friends?

0:33:050:33:06

-Are you still friends?

-

-Yes, close friends.

0:33:060:33:08

-She'll be 30 years old soon.

0:33:080:33:10

-She went on holiday today.

0:33:100:33:12

-Is she only 30 years old?

0:33:120:33:14

-She wanted to come here,

-she was so excited.

0:33:140:33:16

-Mam and Dad are over there.

0:33:170:33:19

-Mam said

-"You have to come on Jonathan"...

0:33:190:33:22

-..but she went on holiday today.

0:33:220:33:25

-She says sorry.

0:33:250:33:27

-If she knew who you were

-she'd say sorry.

0:33:280:33:30

-You've also appeared

-in fantasy films.

0:33:310:33:35

-Yes. Not like that.

0:33:350:33:37

-When I said fantasy,

-he got all excited.

0:33:380:33:41

-Not that kind of fantasy.

0:33:420:33:44

-It was the kind

-with dragons and magic.

0:33:440:33:48

-Merlin?

0:33:480:33:49

-Merlin and the War of the Dragons.

0:33:500:33:52

-On your CV

-it says that you can do accents.

0:33:520:33:55

-Can you do an Irish accent?

0:33:560:33:58

-Dear Wales, welcome to Dublin.

0:33:580:34:01

-This weekend

-we are going to kick your arse.

0:34:030:34:06

-Very good.

0:34:060:34:08

-Maybe you should stuff your Bread of

-Heaven because we've got potatoes.

0:34:130:34:18

-Very good.

0:34:200:34:22

-Right. A Minute to Go.

0:34:250:34:28

-Carys, it's time for you

-to Hit the Bar.

0:34:280:34:31

-Morgan is holding the balls.

-Where are you from?

0:34:500:34:54

-Lampeter.

0:34:540:34:55

-Hello Morgan.

0:34:560:34:58

-Five points for between the post,

-ten for hitting the pint.

0:34:580:35:02

-We'll double it for the gold ball.

-You have to beat 95 points.

0:35:020:35:06

-Thanks!

0:35:070:35:08

-Ready?

-Three, two, one...

0:35:090:35:11

-Five seconds...

0:35:290:35:31

-Come on Carys.

0:35:310:35:33

-Three, two, one...

0:35:330:35:36

-Well done.

0:35:370:35:39

-What was the score?

0:35:460:35:48

-Well done. You scored 45 points.

0:35:490:35:51

-Well done.

0:35:510:35:53

-We ask questions to our guests

-but nobody asks us questions.

0:36:000:36:03

-Until now...

0:36:040:36:05

-This is a chance for the audience

-and some of Wales' rugby stars...

0:36:050:36:10

-..to ask us questions.

0:36:100:36:11

-We'll answer as honestly as we can.

-It's time for The Inquisition.

0:36:120:36:16

-Our first question comes from

-someone from the Rhondda.

0:36:200:36:23

-Where is Cathy Hardy?

0:36:240:36:25

-Stand up.

0:36:260:36:28

-Who is your question for?

0:36:320:36:34

-Dr Nigel.

0:36:340:36:36

-Dr Nigel.

-

-I like that.

0:36:360:36:37

-It's nothing to do with that rash,

-is it?

0:36:390:36:42

-What is the question?

0:36:430:36:45

-What can I do to turn you?

0:36:450:36:47

-Hang on...

0:36:560:36:57

-Get a pair of these.

0:36:590:37:01

-Let's move on.

0:37:100:37:12

-We also have a question from

-a friend of the programme...

0:37:130:37:17

-..Adam Jones.

0:37:170:37:19

-Nigel, a question for you.

0:37:190:37:21

-With scrums, why do refs have a

-totally different interpretation...

0:37:220:37:27

-..regarding the gap,

-bind and engagement laws?

0:37:270:37:31

-You ref incredibly well...

0:37:320:37:33

-..but with some refs, some weeks

-they want a gap, others they don't.

0:37:340:37:38

-Nobody likes a scrum.

-I'm sure Jiffy wants them banned.

0:37:380:37:42

-Can you explain it to me?

-Cheers, Nige.

0:37:420:37:45

-If you scrummed properly, I wouldn't

-need to do anything about them.

0:37:450:37:50

-You're in a feisty mood tonight.

0:37:550:37:58

-You've gone all superstar now

-you're the best ref in the world.

0:37:580:38:02

-What did you say?

0:38:020:38:03

-People think you're the best ref.

0:38:040:38:04

-People think you're the best ref.

-

-That's not what you said first.

0:38:040:38:07

-It's time for a break but before

-we go, take a look at this photo.

0:38:070:38:11

-Who is this Welsh rugby star?

0:38:110:38:13

-.

0:38:210:38:22

-Subtitles

0:38:270:38:27

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

0:38:270:38:29

-Welcome back.

0:38:370:38:38

-Before the break,

-we asked who this baby is.

0:38:380:38:41

-Have you guessed?

0:38:410:38:43

-No? Here's another photo.

0:38:430:38:46

-Do you know now? Scott Williams?

0:38:470:38:49

-That's me.

0:38:500:38:51

-We're not just competing

-against each other in this series.

0:38:590:39:02

-Welsh rugby clubs will be taking

-each other on in a challenge...

0:39:030:39:07

-..Six Attempts for a Welshman.

0:39:070:39:09

-One team, two challenges.

-Here's Six Attempts for a Welshman.

0:39:100:39:14

-Five players will try

-to kick the ball over the posts...

0:39:150:39:19

-..from the 20-metre line.

0:39:190:39:21

-To make things more difficult...

0:39:220:39:25

-..every player will be spun three

-times and will be wearing a mask.

0:39:250:39:29

-It's one point for hitting the ball,

-three for a conversion.

0:39:310:39:35

-Good luck, lads!

0:39:350:39:37

-6 Attempts for a Welshman

0:39:390:39:43

-St Peters RFC, Cardiff

0:39:440:39:48

-Lewis Lloyd, scrum half,

-aspiring to be the next Adam Jones.

0:39:480:39:52

-Lincoln Plumber, wing.

0:39:530:39:54

-Nathan George, fat Ed Sheeran, prop.

0:39:560:39:58

-Jonny Marylebone, 10.

0:39:590:40:01

-Chris Barry, second row.

0:40:030:40:04

-Right to left, left, right!

0:40:060:40:09

-Go on!

0:40:100:40:12

-This way!

0:40:150:40:17

-Left, right, left!

0:40:180:40:19

-One, two, three!

0:40:280:40:31

-One, two, three!

0:40:420:40:45

-This way!

0:40:480:40:50

-One, two, three!

0:40:580:41:02

-This way! Go on, hit it!

0:41:030:41:04

-One, two, three.

0:41:110:41:15

-The second challenge is to kick

-six rugby balls over the posts...

0:41:230:41:26

-..starting on the halfway line...

0:41:260:41:28

-..and moving closer to the posts

-without stopping.

0:41:290:41:33

-Each successful kick

-is worth one point.

0:41:330:41:35

-Alex Jones, St Peters RFC.

0:41:410:41:43

-Go on, Al! Go on, Alex!

0:41:440:41:47

-Every week over the Six Nations,

-we'll try to break a record.

0:42:230:42:26

-An Irishman holds the record

-for the most socks worn in a minute.

0:42:270:42:31

-I thought we could do better.

-Here's Nigel's Exploits.

0:42:310:42:35

-What's your name?

0:42:440:42:46

-What's your name?

-

-Iwan.

0:42:460:42:47

-Where do you come from?

0:42:470:42:48

-Where do you come from?

-

-Llanelli.

0:42:480:42:49

-Put as many socks on as you can

-in a minute.

0:42:510:42:54

-Are your feet clean?

0:42:550:42:56

-Are your feet clean?

-

-Yes. You want them up?

0:42:560:42:58

-OK. Ready?

0:42:580:43:00

-As many as you can.

0:43:000:43:01

-As many as you can.

-

-What's the record?

0:43:010:43:03

-What's the record?

0:43:030:43:03

-What's the record?

-

-Good question.

0:43:030:43:05

-156 in one minute.

0:43:050:43:06

-156.

0:43:090:43:10

-Ready? On the whistle.

-Three, two, one.

0:43:120:43:14

-They're stiff!

0:43:170:43:18

-Rugby socks.

0:43:200:43:22

-Put Vas on them.

0:43:220:43:24

-Bit rough!

0:43:250:43:26

-Bit rough!

-

-Sorry!

0:43:260:43:27

-Twenty seconds gone.

0:43:320:43:34

-Six.

0:43:340:43:35

-Come on! Seven.

0:43:370:43:39

-Halfway and you have eight on.

-You have 150 to go!

0:43:400:43:43

-Nine.

0:43:470:43:49

-Come on, Carys!

0:43:500:43:52

-Oh, my God!

0:43:530:43:55

-Ten.

0:43:560:43:57

-Eleven. Ten seconds left.

0:43:580:44:00

-Twelve.

0:44:030:44:04

-Twelve.

-

-This is hilarious!

0:44:040:44:05

-Thirteen.

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-Three, two...

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-Useless!

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-Thirteen is the total.

-You have seven on, you have six.

0:44:200:44:23

-Scott is the winner.

0:44:240:44:26

-Carys, when does the second series

-of Parch start?

0:44:350:44:39

-Around June,

-so the same time as last year.

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-The Six Nations Championship

-is starting tomorrow.

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-How do you think it'll go?

0:44:480:44:50

-The first game

-is the most important.

0:44:500:44:52

-You have to win your first game.

0:44:520:44:55

-Then you have a good chance

-to win the whole lot.

0:44:550:44:58

-I think we're the favourites,

-maybe, after the World Cup.

0:44:590:45:03

-If not Wales, who do you think?

0:45:030:45:05

-If not Wales, who do you think?

-

-It's hard to say.

0:45:050:45:06

-I've got a feeling

-that England will do well.

0:45:070:45:10

-Who do you think will win?

0:45:100:45:11

-Who do you think will win?

-

-I don't know.

0:45:110:45:13

-Like him, if Wales win

-the first game, we have a chance...

0:45:130:45:17

-..because we have three home games.

0:45:170:45:19

-But Scotland have improved...

0:45:200:45:21

-..and France and England

-are sure to be better.

0:45:220:45:25

-Italy are all over the shop, sadly.

0:45:250:45:27

-With teams like France,

-if they lose one or two games...

0:45:270:45:31

-..their heads go down.

0:45:310:45:32

-France start with two home games...

0:45:330:45:35

-..so if they win those two,

-they'll be up for it then.

0:45:350:45:39

-Are you going to watch

-any of the games?

0:45:390:45:42

-Maybe. I'm a bit useless

-with rugby, to be honest.

0:45:420:45:45

-Who will you be backing on Sunday?

-Ireland or Wales?

0:45:450:45:49

-I just want it

-to be a really good game.

0:45:490:45:51

-She knows that Simon

-gets a winning bonus!

0:45:520:45:54

-There you are, you see!

0:45:540:45:56

-There you are, you see!

-

-A new pair of shoes!

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-And tights.

-There's a ladder in those.

0:45:590:46:02

-That's all for tonight.

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-Thanks to our guests,

-Scott Williams and Carys Eleri.

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-And of course,

-good luck to Wales on Sunday.

0:46:140:46:17

-Come on, boys!

0:46:170:46:18

-Until next week, goodbye.

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-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

-That isn't how we end.

0:46:210:46:24

-You know that. Christopher!

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-Oh!

0:46:380:46:39

-Hiya, hun!

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-# Come on, come on, Wales

0:46:450:46:48

-# It's time we raised our game

0:46:480:46:52

-# Come on, come on, Wales

0:46:530:46:56

-# Don't run out of steam

0:46:570:47:01

-# We want a grand slam

0:47:010:47:04

-# You're carrying our hopes

0:47:050:47:08

-# Oh, come, come, come on, Wales

0:47:090:47:13

-# Do this for us

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-# Do this for us #

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