Pennod 2 Jonathan

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-Following the draw in Dublin,

-Wales are about to play Scotland.

-Please welcome

-Sarra Elgan, Nigel Owens...

-..and Jonathan Jiffy Davies!

-How are you?

-Welcome to the show.

-Right, where is he again?

-Right, where is he again?

-

-He's preparing something special.

-Like what?

-Like what?

-

-I don't know.

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-What are you doing?

-What are you doing?

-What are you doing?

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-Playing the...

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-Oi! Oi!

-Where are you from, Math?

-Where are you from, Math?

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-Newport!

-Newport?!

-Newport?!

-

-Brilliant! Thank you!

-Do you want a go?

-Do you want a go?

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-No!

-I don't want a go.

-I don't want a go.

-

-Blow that!

-I hope you're not going commando.

-Careful how you sit down.

-Close your legs.

-Close your legs.

-

-I don't want my breakfast coming up.

-We don't want the budgie

-out of its cage tonight.

-It's hard, mind.

-It's hard, mind.

-

-It's what?

-It's difficult.

-It's difficult.

-

-What's hard?

-Too much information!

-Too much information!

-

-It is hard.

-Blowing all the time

-and keeping air in it.

-But it was Matthew doing it!

-But it was Matthew doing it!

-

-No, I was playing a bit as well.

-Did you have a nice weekend?

-Did you have a nice weekend?

-

-I was out in Belfast.

-Ulster v Dragons on Friday.

-It was a good game, and the Dragons

-had some good youngsters.

-What about you out in Ireland?

-Do you get the win bonus?

-Do you get the win bonus?

-

-Ha ha ha, funny.

-It was win-win, but it was a draw,

-so obviously there are no winners.

-That's quick, fair play.

-Do you work in sports?

-What I meant was,

-no-one's really happy with a draw.

-No, it's pointless.

-Did you have a nice time

-gallivanting with the BBC?

-Paris on Friday evening,

-a glass or two of wine.

-Glasses or bottles?

-Glasses or bottles?

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-Too many glasses of wine.

-It's the first time

-I've watched a Wales game...

-..drunk!

-No, not the first time!

-The first time in 18 years,

-watching it and not working on it.

-I see what you mean. Wow!

-I see what you mean. Wow!

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-Did you enjoy it?

-Um, yes. I was a bit nervous

-by the end, but we could have won.

-It was a hard game.

-It was a hard game.

-

-Yes, a very physical game.

-Right, where's the audience from?

-There's a group

-from Ysgol Bro Myrddin.

-Excellent, but not as good

-as Ysgol Maes y Gwendraeth.

-Rhydywaun?

-Rhydywaun? Where's that?

-Rhydywaun? Where's that?

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-Near Aberdare.

-Ysgol Rhydywaun, of course.

-Who's here from Coleg Gwent?

-Do you know where that is?

-Do you know where that is?

-

-Yes, Gwent!

-Welcome, enjoy yourselves,

-and behave!

-Right, who are tonight's guests?

-Welcome to Match Of The Day!

-Please, Scarlett Johansson next!

-It's cold! It's cold!

-What's wrong?

-I remember now. Was it Owain?

-I've got a problem.

-Look away!

-Are you ready?

-Buenas vacaciones.

-Buenas vacaciones.

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-Yes, that. Thank you.

-Thanks, love. Ta-ra.

-Please welcome actress Cath Ayres

-and presenter Owain Gwynedd.

-Welcome to you both.

-Owain, Wales had a big match

-over the weekend.

-But if you're from North Wales,

-there was another big game.

-Was there?

-Was there?

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-Didn't RGC win?

-I should know that.

-Yes, they won, but as a referee,

-I have to be unbiased.

-Like him?

-Like him?

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-What a liar!

-You should see the stick I've had

-when I've refereed RGC.

-He's a Gog, so RGC will win.

-But I'm an unbiased referee.

-Like him with Llanelli.

-Cath, do you enjoy rugby?

-Cath, do you enjoy rugby?

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-Do you want an honest answer?

-Don't hate me,

-but I really don't follow rugby.

-I'm not interested, really.

-I am the annoying person in the pub

-trying to talk while the game's on.

-Shut up!

-Not everyone likes rugby.

-Everyone's different, aren't they?

-Everyone's different, aren't they?

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-Yes.

-We'll talk more later,

-but next, Sarra has the news.

-Everyone's been going on

-about how fit Nigel looks nowadays.

-That's what it says here,

-but I don't know who they are.

-Say it again!

-Say it again!

-

-You don't want me to say it again.

-Here's a clip

-of his special fitness session.

-That bloke has misunderstood

-the meaning of pumping weights.

-It's more of those sessions

-that you need...

-..then maybe you can react

-like this referee.

-That's good.

-That's good.

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-Class! Class!

-That was good, wasn't it?

-That was good, wasn't it?

-

-I'd need a sit down after that.

-A forward roll's hard enough.

-We all know about Nigel's problems

-with getting to Ireland by plane.

-This is how he arrived

-for the Ulster match.

-And that was the news.

-It couldn't have been closer

-against Ireland on Sunday.

-Here are the highlights.

-Ireland as passionate as ever...

-..and both teams are on fire

-wanting to make their mark...

-..as they kick off

-their 2016 Six Nations campaigns.

-Dan Biggar is unfortunate.

-His 40th international ends early.

-Conor Murray gets the first try.

-Could it be a try for Faletau?

-Superb!

-Superb by Taulupe Faletau.

-He twisted and grounded the ball

-when the tackle seemed complete.

-Wales turn pressure into points.

-Wales' lead lasted two minutes.

-Priestland goes for the drop goal

-to possibly win it, but he misses.

-The game ends in a draw.

-Everybody happy, nobody happy.

-Where did you see the game?

-Where did you see the game?

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-At a mate's house.

-I don't like watching in the pub.

-I get too wound up when Wales play.

-I get too wound up when Wales play.

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-Shut up, Cath! Hush, Cath!

-Just go to the bar!

-There was a lot of talk

-about who played best.

-Jamie Roberts, for me.

-Jamie Roberts, for me.

-

-CJ Stander did play well.

-We all watch supporting Wales.

-If it wasn't for the experts,

-we wouldn't see what Ireland did.

-He just called you an expert!

-He just called you an expert!

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-Who would you have picked?

-Faletau was exceptional.

-He made the same number of tackles

-as Jamie, and he scored a try.

-Jamie's tackles stood out.

-Jamie's tackles stood out.

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-Yes, he smashed them.

-I agree with you!

-That's all for this part.

-Before we go, here's former Wales

-international Non Evans In the Pack.

-Join us after the break.

-In The Pack

-Right, here we go.

-Separated at birth?

-When I played rugby,

-a few years back now...

-..Sporty Spice looked like me.

-There were photos of us...

-..one from her album cover

-and one of me flicking my hair back.

-It was in the paper,

-saying that we looked like twins.

-Favourite soap opera?

-I know you'll cringe,

-but Home And Away.

-I love the sea and the beach.

-I always wanted to live

-in Summer Bay.

-I now live in Langland near Swansea,

-and that's my Summer Bay.

-Karaoke song?

-I'm a bit of a rock chick.

-I grew up in the '80s and '90s.

-It has to be Bon Jovi, Bed Of Roses.

-Pre-match rituals?

-Kicking a different-shaped ball.

-Mitre balls, maybe.

-We use Gilbert balls in Wales.

-As the kicker, I always needed the

-right ball at the right pressure.

-Favourite food?

-Fillet steak,

-chips and pepper sauce.

-And a glass of Rioja.

-Pin-up?

-When I was young,

-cringe again, Bros.

-# When will I, will I be famous? #

-Embarrassing!

-Favourite film?

-Death Proof.

-If you haven't seen it

-and you like Tarantino...

-..and you're a woman especially,

-it's great.

-Most famous person in your phone?

-Linford Christie. No jokes, please.

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-Welcome back.

-Cath, Byw Celwydd. Tell those

-who haven't seen it what it's about.

-Well, we like to think

-it's like a Welsh Borgen.

-It's a political drama.

-I play a political journalist.

-Just like rugby, I knew nothing

-about politics either.

-It sounds like I don't know anything

-about anything!

-It follows the trials

-and tribulations of the politicians.

-It also follows my home life.

-But, Angharad has a secret,

-she's living a huge lie.

-You got permission

-to film at the Senedd building.

-Yes. James Bond didn't succeed,

-but we did.

-I heard that James Bond wanted

-to blow the Senedd up in the story.

-Obviously,

-they wouldn't do it for real.

-A lot of people

-want to blow the Senedd up!

-They didn't like that image.

-Do they realize

-that films are usually not real?

-Yes, I know.

-Yes, I know.

-

-There's politicians for you.

-It's a great series,

-we've enjoyed it at our house.

-Did you bump into Carwyn Jones?

-Did you bump into Carwyn Jones?

-

-Watch last week's episode.

-He was in the back of shot once.

-Was he?

-We filmed a scene

-on the Senedd steps.

-He was going to his car

-so we were all signalling.

-He photobombed you!

-As you're on a programme

-called Byw Celwydd (Living a Lie)...

-..we've got a quiz for you now.

-You have to work out which one of us

-is lying and which isn't.

-One of us is lying,

-two are telling the truth.

-Sarra, you go first.

-A member of One Direction

-personally invited me...

-..to see them perform in Wembley

-and meet them before the concert.

-I met Muhammad Ali

-in a restaurant in Manchester.

-Hell of a claim to fame.

-I went to the Eisteddfod in North

-Wales with lads from Pontyberem.

-We had a few pints and the toilet

-was too far and there was a queue...

-..so I pissed in a bottle.

-When I put it down,

-someone grabbed it and drank it.

-Before I got a chance to say "woah",

-it was gone.

-Knowing Pontyberem lads from

-Maes Yr Yrfa, I think that's true.

-I'm saying yours is true.

-Hang on now.

-That's a hell of

-a claim to fame if it's true.

-Muhammad Ali meeting Jonathan?

-I think you're lying.

-Sarra lying. Me telling the truth...

-Sarra lying. Me telling the truth...

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-His is true too.

-I'm telling the truth.

-I'm telling the truth.

-

-I'm telling the truth.

-It was him and the lads

-from Trimsaran, not Pontyberem!

-You were the liar.

-You were the liar.

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-I was lying, yes.

-It was half true. It was him!

-Congratulations. You got married

-at the end of last year.

-Yes. Finally, thanks.

-When I turned 30...

-..Dad said I could have a big party.

-He was convinced

-that's what it would be...

-..that I would never get married.

-He'd given up.

-He'd given up.

-

-Your new surname is Way.

-I haven't changed it yet.

-If you kept the Ayers,

-you'd be Airway!

-Airway, I know.

-If you went for flights with BA,

-they'd stick you in first class.

-I'll give it a go.

-I'll give it a go.

-

-Catherine Airway!

-Speaking of nicknames,

-tell us your brother's.

-My brother's surname is Ayers too

-so he's known as Pubic.

-You call your brother Pubic Ayers?

-You call your brother Pubic Ayers?

-

-It wasn't me, it was other people.

-But yes, Pubic Ayers.

-Brilliant.

-What about his nickname for you,

-he must have had one.

-FA Cup or Dumbo because my ears

-stuck out when I was small.

-That's mean.

-Do you have a nickname?

-Elephant.

-Elephant.

-

-That's what it was?

-Indian or African, I don't mind.

-You set them up,

-I'll knock them out of the park!

-Right, last week,

-our challenge was to go bowling.

-Jiffy had a great idea...

-..that we should do something

-I could do, play darts.

-Welcome

-to the Jonathan Darts Championship.

-It's between

-Jonathan "The Arrow" Davies...

-..and Sarra "Bull's Eye" Elgan.

-Five.

-Oh!

-Thirty!

-We'll need a calculator.

-Watch that tyre.

-Oh!

-That's 25, come on!

-We'll be here all day.

-Yes!

-25!

-Five.

-One.

-Oh, rubbish.

-Oh, rubbish.

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-26!

-25, you're too excited.

-25!

-18.

-Good dart, 30.

-30!

-You're going for that tyre again.

-Leave the tyres alone!

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-25!

-25!

-

-Alright, alright.

-Aren't you a bit close? Good darts.

-Fetch them, they're not elasticated.

-Fetch them, they're not elasticated.

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-37!

-Five again.

-You like that five!

-You like that five!

-

-Yes, I do.

-30!

-Come back a bit.

-There's the mark,

-you can see it there.

-That's the line, there.

-37!

-Oh!

-Nine!

-You counted that quickly enough.

-Thank you.

-Could you just tell me again

-what Jonathan got in that round?

-Nine!

-Who threw that?

-That's not funny.

-It's not funny.

-Get behind the mark.

-Listen now.

-Don't hate the player,

-hate the game.

-65!

-65!

-

-65!

-Jonathan needs double top.

-No, on the board, Jiff.

-Nope.

-Game, set and match

-to Jonathan "The Arrow" Davies.

-Can we have a best of three?

-Thank you very much.

-We'll have more darts later on.

-There's a minute to go!

-Cath, it's time for you

-to Hit the Bar!

-Right, Nige,

-who is tonight's Barman?

-Tonight, the Barman

-is something you'll see a lot of...

-..over the weekend in Cardiff.

-Cath, you're first.

-Holding your balls is Iestyn.

-Where are you from, Iestyn?

-Where are you from, Iestyn?

-

-Caernarfon.

-Yes, I'm a Caernarfon lad.

-Cath, this is a golden ball.

-If you hit the backside,

-you get ten points.

-Between the posts is five points.

-The golden ball, which will be

-in the bag, is worth double.

-It's worth 20 or 10.

-This one's important.

-Iestyn, stick it in the sack.

-Very good, Iestyn.

-You've got 20 seconds

-starting now.

-WHISTLE

-Five seconds.

-Three, two, one.

-WHISTLE

-I was really bad.

-If you got a bonus for hitting

-the cameraman, you'd be over 100!

-I'm really sorry!

-Chat amongst yourselves now

-while Sarra works out the maths.

-I've done it already, thanks.

-I've even done a little

-mathematical equation for you.

-You got 20

-and you got the gold one over...

-..so it's +10 for 30!

-Well done.

-That's it for this part.

-Before the break, let's find out how

-well John Barclay knows his enemy.

-See you after the break.

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-John Barclay, you've been in Wales

-for three years.

-Almost three years.

-We thought

-we would test your Welsh knowledge.

-How good is your Welsh knowledge?

-How good is your Welsh knowledge?

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-Poor.

-Do you speak Welsh?

-Do you speak Welsh?

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-Nope.

-Learned anything?

-Learned anything?

-

-"Tipyn bach" - a little bit.

-He hid that well,

-you're going to be fine.

-John Barclay,

-what's the Welsh word for Wales?

-Cymru.

-Cymru.

-

-Correct.

-What colour is the grass of home?

-Green?

-If a young lady asks,

-"Wyt ti eisiau sws, John?"...

-..what do you do?

-Say yes?

-Say no?

-It means "do you want a kiss?"

-Yes. So, you would say yes.

-If I was single, yes.

-If a young lady asks you for a kiss,

-say no, you're not single.

-Per square mile, Wales has

-the world record for the most what?

-When you think Wales,

-what do you think?

-Sheep?

-No, it's not sheep.

-It's castles.

-Is Wales known as the land of song,

-land of dance or land of fish?

-Land of song?

-Land of song?

-

-Correct.

-If you were playing "sboncen",

-what would you be playing?

-Sboncen?

-It's a sport.

-It's a popular sport.

-It's a popular sport.

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-Tennis?

-Close.

-Close.

-

-Table tennis?

-Try another.

-Try another.

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-Squash.

-Yes. Most capped Welsh player?

-Yes. Most capped Welsh player?

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-Gethin Jenkins.

-Correct.

-Who is more famous -

-Jonathan Davies or Nigel Owens?

-Probably Nigel Owens at the moment.

-Probably Nigel Owens at the moment.

-

-Love that answer.

-That is my favourite answer today.

-John Barclay, thank you very much.

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-Welcome back. On the sofa tonight

-are Cath Ayers and Owain Gwynedd.

-Earlier, you saw me and Sarra

-playing darts.

-I thought I'd better

-give her a chance this time.

-Because you lost the 301...

-..we're going to see now

-who can get the highest score.

-OK.

-I'll wear this face pack,

-as you call it!

-You go first. Behind the line!

-BLEEP

-BLEEP

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-Don't cheat!

-There's a line there.

-So what do I have to do?

-Just try to get

-the highest score you can.

-16.

-35.

-Oh!

-35, 45, 54.

-54.

-54!

-Why don't you do it without

-the blindfold and try to beat 54?!

-Don't peek.

-Don't peek.

-

-I've got to see where the board is!

-You're dead straight now.

-That isn't on the board -

-I heard it!

-Champion! Champion!

-You won that one.

-So is that one all in the challenge?

-One all.

-Do you want to see

-how everyone's doing so far?

-Where were you?

-Refereeing somewhere?

-At the World Cup - a tad

-more important than playing darts!

-If I wasn't there,

-it's not fair to give me zero.

-You should have waited for me.

-We'll give you one point.

-We'll give you one point.

-

-You're top, I'm second, he's bottom.

-Owain, you're a presenter now. But

-that's not what you wanted to do.

-No, that was never my career plan.

-I hated performing

-and being on stage.

-Playing rugby for Wales

-was my dream.

-But that came to an end

-when I was 20 because of injuries.

-I was at university at the time

-studying Law.

-Why did you do Law?

-I just wanted to come to Cardiff

-to play rugby!

-My marks at college were good enough

-to do Law at Cardiff.

-I just thought it would land me

-a good job if rugby didn't work out.

-But then I found out

-I didn't like Law!

-So you and Nigel

-have two things in common.

-I'm a Doctor of Law. Are you?

-I'm a Doctor of Law. Are you?

-

-No, just LLB.

-I'm LLD, so I'm above him.

-That's one thing in common.

-The other thing is that you both...

-The other thing is that you both...

-

-..referee!

-We both officiate matches.

-We both officiate matches.

-

-The word is reffing!

-If you say so.

-If you say so.

-

-You're just posh up in North Wales.

-Why did you start?

-He realized he couldn't play

-so he started reffing.

-My excuse is that I tore

-the cruciate ligament in both knees.

-In both?

-In both?

-

-Yes, a year apart.

-You captained

-the Cardiff University team.

-Yes, I used to play in the Varsity

-and so on.

-What position?

-What position?

-

-Back row. I was bigger back then.

-You look like a back row.

-This is the closest I've been

-to a back row.

-I wasn't rubbish at playing.

-I wasn't rubbish at playing.

-

-Let it go!

-So that's when you decided.

-After the injuries,

-I started coaching.

-A refereeing course came up...

-..and I thought it would improve

-my coaching skills.

-So I did the course

-with James Jones.

-Is it true that Nigel was the one

-to see the potential in you?

-He came to see me refereeing once

-in North Wales.

-In Llangefni?

-In Llangefni?

-

-He came to assess me.

-Nige was on Uned 5 the next morning

-so we went for a couple of pints.

-A couple of my mates came too.

-We went to the rugby club

-and then on to... Coffi Roc, is it?

-It's Cofi Roc!

-I didn't have to work

-the next morning!

-When I came out of Cofi Roc,

-I'm sure I saw double f!

-I was upside down and inside out.

-I was like a dishcloth.

-When I woke up,

-I knew he was going to be on TV.

-It was 10.00am

-and I put the telly on.

-He looked terrible!

-He was like this on the sofa.

-I'm going to ask you something now.

-When you watch Nigel referee,

-what's his strength as a ref?

-Be careful now!

-Be careful now!

-

-Can I have time to think?

-Um, the way

-he communicates with the players.

-And what's his weakness?

-Trying to keep up with the game!

-You know what that is.

-It's all those curls.

-His shirt is too small.

-How did you do

-on your last Yo-Yo test?

-I had a bad back at the time.

-I had a bad back at the time.

-

-What did you get?

-What's a Yo-Yo test?

-What's a Yo-Yo test?

-

-About 17, I think.

-17 something. How did I do?

-It was 18.1. Thank you.

-I'm not a professional ref!

-So who can keep up with the game?!

-So who can keep up with the game?!

-

-Oooh!

-Listen, this is a warning for you.

-Let's move on.

-Let's move on.

-

-And you - for stirring!

-Two tickets.

-Seeing as you're both referees,

-I thought we'd play a little game.

-It's called Reff Off!

-I'm going to read out

-elements of the game.

-You have to show me

-the actions you do.

-For example, if I say card...

-..what sign do you do

-to show a card?

-Lift your hand!

-Lift your hand!

-

-You have to be focused now.

-At random points during this,

-I'm going to say penalty try.

-At that point, you have to run

-from the halfway line...

-..to the posts and back.

-OK? Come on. Off you go.

-Come on, Owain.

-Right, TMO.

-Well done, Owain. You were first.

-Holding on.

-I think that was Nigel!

-Penalty try.

-You're going the wrong way.

-You should be going that way.

-No, Owain was there first.

-Well done, Owain!

-Well done, Owain!

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-It's 2-1 to Owain.

-Hang on!

-If you're doing it, be fair.

-It's 2-1 to Nigel.

-It's 2-1 to Nigel.

-

-He went the wrong way.

-Let's call it one all.

-Let's call it one all.

-

-It's 2-1. 2-1.

-Penalty try!

-No.

-Come on.

-Come on.

-

-You didn't put your hand up.

-To the line and back!

-It's not a shuttle run.

-It's not a shuttle run.

-

-Two all.

-Collapsing the scrum.

-Oooh. It's 3-2.

-Oooh. It's 3-2.

-

-That's for a maul. This is a scrum.

-It's 3-2.

-OK. Doctor.

-I can't remember!

-I can't remember!

-

-That was Nigel. 3-2.

-It's 4-2, not 3-2!

-Penalty try.

-Owain, what are you doing?!

-You have to run back.

-You have to run back.

-

-You can't change the rules now.

-You changed them!

-Right, card.

-Get in.

-Get in.

-

-I didn't take the card out!

-I didn't remember I had them.

-I didn't remember I had them.

-

-That's 6-2.

-It's 5-3.

-Next. High tackle.

-Thank you.

-It's 5-4. Any complaints?!

-Hang on, Nigel wants the TMO.

-I didn't hear. Say it louder.

-Crossing.

-Yes!

-It's 5-5. This is the decider.

-It's 6-5.

-It's 6-5.

-

-Penalty try!

-I'm not playing any more!

-You're not playing fair.

-WHISTLE

-One minute to go.

-I'm supposed to say that!

-One minute to go.

-One minute to go.

-

-It's time to Hit the Bar!

-Right, Josh is going to hold

-the balls. Where's Josh?

-Where are you from, Josh?

-Where are you from, Josh?

-

-Merthyr.

-Merthyr?!

-Twenty seconds. If you hit

-the backside, you'll get 10 points.

-Five points between the posts. The

-golden ball doubles your points.

-Three, two, one.

-Ten seconds.

-Three, two...

-WHISTLE

-What was Owain's score?

-What was Owain's score?

-

-You missed with the golden ball.

-But you did score 55.

-Not bad.

-I beat Cath and I beat you.

-You didn't beat me.

-The score was 6-5.

-We've learnt a lot

-about Cath and Owain tonight.

-Here's a chance for you to ask us

-questions in The Inquisition.

-Tudur Phillips has a question.

-Hello, Jonathan. Alright, Nigel?

-Hello, Sarra!

-I don't have a question for you

-but I have one for Ows.

-Ask him about the Milk Tray Man.

-He'll explain!

-Right, what's this

-about the Milk Tray Man?

-Some new guy has been picked.

-Before you say anything...

-Before you say anything...

-

-Don't show it!

-You can't lie. We have a clip.

-I think I should be

-the next Milk Tray Man.

-He needs to be strong, fit

-and quick on his feet.

-He needs to make the right decisions

-at the right time.

-As every good Milk Tray Man

-should be...

-..I'm not afraid

-to deliver in the dark.

-He must be willing to do whatever

-it takes to be the perfect man.

-Do you want me to wash them?

-Do you want me to wash them?

-

-No, you relax with a glass of wine.

-After a long day, you need to show

-that special person you care.

-There could be more than one

-special person.

-Mum, I love you.

-All because the lady

-loves Milk Tray.

-You might all think that was a joke.

-But no, Owain actually sent in

-that video to be the Milk Tray Man.

-The funny thing is,

-that wasn't even my mother.

-Brilliant!

-I take it you didn't get the job.

-I take it you didn't get the job.

-

-I didn't even make it to the finals!

-You forgot one thing.

-The Milk Tray man didn't speak.

-No, he didn't.

-No, he didn't.

-

-Good point, Jonathan.

-I'm too young to remember!

-It might have been better

-if you hadn't f***ing spoken!

-That's it for this part.

-Before we go, here's Tim Visser,

-Scotland's winger...

-..trying to hold onto those balls.

-Two, three, four, five.

-Six, seven.

-This could be good.

-Eight, nine, ten, eleven.

-Twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.

-Sixteen!

-Yes, sixteen!

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-Subtitles

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

-Welcome back to Jonathan.

-Last week, we went to St Peters

-Rugby Club. They got seven points.

-Where are we going this week, Nigel?

-Where are we going this week, Nigel?

-

-Laugharne.

-Let's see how they did.

-One team, two challenges,

-here's Six Attempts for a Welshman.

-The first challenge...

-..five players try to kick the ball

-over the bar from the 22m line.

-To make things more difficult...

-..they turn on the spot three times

-and wear a blindfold.

-It's one point for hitting the ball,

-three for a conversion.

-Good luck, lads!

-Welcome to Laugharne Rugby Club.

-These are the lads.

-6 Attempts for a Welshman

-Carl Smith, Laugharne team captain.

-AKA Stifler.

-Owain Thomas, fly half.

-Nickname: NASA

-because I put everybody in space.

-Tom Walters, I don't speak Welsh.

-Tom Rees, second row.

-Mikey Williams, AKA Justin Tipuric,

-I play everywhere.

-One, two, three, go!

-One, two, three.

-One, two, three.

-One, two, three.

-One, two, three.

-That's buzzing!

-The second challenge is

-to kick six balls over the posts...

-..starting on the halfway line.

-You move closer to the posts

-without stopping.

-Each successful kick

-is worth one point.

-I'm Thomas Jameson.

-I play for Laugharne RFC.

-I'm going to try the posts challenge

-in this awful weather.

-Congratulations to Laugharne RFC.

-They're tied with St Peters.

-We've got another challenge for you,

-tonight, Owain and Cath.

-Edward and Lewis from the audience

-will help you.

-Come out.

-Nigel's Exploits

-Cath, you're going to start here.

-You put the ball

-between your legs like this...

-..and take the ball up to Edward.

-Edward will take it off you.

-Have you got it?

-Edward will give it to Lewis

-and Lewis to Owain.

-Don't touch the ball

-with your hands.

-There we go. Ready?

-Give them a clap.

-Three, two, one, go!

-No hands. No hands.

-Very good.

-No hands.

-Don't let it fall!

-WHISTLE

-Well done. Give Lewis and Edward

-a round of applause.

-Cath, what do you have

-coming up next?

-Is there a second series

-of Byw Celwydd?

-We're hoping,

-we're crossing everything...

-..so we can reveal more lies.

-Owain, what are you up to?

-I'm still doing Prynhawn Da and

-Heno. I'm off to Munster tomorrow.

-I'm there for Munster v Ospreys

-over the weekend. Sunday's game.

-I'll be watching Wales v Scotland

-in a hotel bar or a pub somewhere.

-That's my weekend.

-A busy weekend.

-The first game is France v Ireland.

-Who do you think will win?

-Ireland will have taken a lot

-of confidence out of Sunday's game.

-Everyone expected Wales to beat them

-because of the injuries they had.

-France didn't perform that well.

-I'd go for Ireland in that one.

-Wales v Scotland?

-Wales v Scotland?

-

-Wales.

-England will beat Italy, surely.

-England will beat Italy, surely.

-

-I hope not.

-Cath,

-what are you doing this weekend?

-I'll be watching the rugby,

-of course!

-You're getting good at lying!

-It's very natural!

-Is there pressure on Ireland

-to win away from home?

-I'm not sure about that.

-Everyone had written them off

-before this game.

-The players who came in played well.

-As Owain said,

-they'll take confidence from that.

-Both teams wanted to win

-and they got some confidence.

-Wales or Scotland?

-Wales or Scotland?

-

-Wales.

-England or Italy?

-England or Italy?

-

-England.

-I'm running the line

-in France v Ireland.

-I need to be nice to you then!

-I need to be nice to you then!

-

-"I'm on telly!"

-You won that game by the way!

-"I'm on telly! I'm on telly!"

-You're the expert,

-who do you think will win?

-I think Wales will win.

-England will win.

-I'm not sure about Ireland.

-That's only because...

-..we were out in Paris and everyone

-thought they'd win easily.

-For some reason, things went quiet.

-For some reason, things went quiet.

-

-For France?

-Yes, for France. They'll raise

-their standards for Ireland.

-They've got more than they showed.

-It'll be an interesting game.

-I have to say, I'm very impressed.

-What?

-After 11 years on this show...

-..that's the first time

-I've heard you mutate - "ym Mharis".

-Give Jonathan a round of applause!

-Right, that's it for tonight.

-Thanks to our guests,

-Cath Ayers and Owain Gwynedd.

-Good luck to Wales against Scotland.

-We all know

-how we're ending the programme.

-On you come, Chris, come on!

-You like this shirt?

-You like this shirt?

-

-Nice, it suits you.

-On your feet, audience.

-Get ready to sing.

-# Ireland were stubborn,

-the reds they were solid

-# Wales only got one point

-# Back home we come

-to beat the Scots

-# And send them home empty-handed

-# Ireland were stubborn,

-the reds they were solid

-# Wales only got one point

-# Back home we come

-to beat the Scots

-# And send them home empty-handed #

-Off!

-Off!

-

-Get off yourself!

-S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf.

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