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-Hello and welcome to the show.

-There's no Six Nations this week

-but we'll still have a good time.

-Someone who knows how to have

-a good time is Sarra Elgan.

-We usually have someone else too

-but he's yet to turn up.

-Where is he?

-Hi! Put it down.

-You forgot your make-up bag.

-Old gags never wear.

-What...

-There's no Six Nations

-so I've been on my holidays.

-Where have you been?

-Where have you been?

-

-Merthyr Tydfil.

-You've got a nice tan.

-You've got a nice tan.

-

-It's not a tan.

-I've been swimming in Trecco Bay.

-I can't get it off.

-Where were you last weekend?

-Hey, Ireland lost to France.

-No win bonus.

-They should've won.

-The referee was rubbish.

-You ran the line

-and didn't do anything about it.

-A couple of them

-should've been yellow-carded.

-Did you see that, lines judge?

-Assistant referee.

-Assistant referee.

-

-What's that in Welsh?

-Referee assistant!

-Does 'assistant' mean you do nothing

-about a referee's decisions?

-Don't blame the referee

-that you lost.

-Just saying.

-Right, who are tonight's guests?

-Please welcome actor Jacob Ifan

-and singer Ywain Gwynedd.

-How are you, gents?

-How are you, gents?

-

-Good.

-That's how you dress for the

-Jonathan show, not a magenta top!

-I look like a member

-of Pontypridd male voice choir.

-A dark green suit.

-You didn't get the dress code -

-smart casual.

-Clearly not.

-Don't take stick from him.

-Give it back.

-We had Owain Gwynedd on last week.

-He spells his name differently.

-He spells his name differently.

-

-I'm the real one.

-He's Ywain with a Y.

-It was Owain last week.

-Are you Ywain or Owain?

-Owain looks smaller on the telly

-whereas I look bigger.

-What did he say?

-Subtitles are available for viewers!

-Does your surname, Gwynedd,

-come from the county?

-No.

-I was named after a Welsh prince,

-Owain Gwynedd.

-OK. Alright.

-You're from Carmarthenshire.

-So Jonathan Carmarthenshire.

-When I was born, it was Dyfed.

-So Nigel Dyfed.

-You'd be Sarra Neath Port Talbot!

-Classy bird!

-What about you, Jacob?

-We'd say Jacob Ifan in Wales.

-Do they pronounce

-it 'Ivan' in England?

-Jacob Ivan. Or 'Iffan',

-like Rhys 'Iffans'.

-We'll chat more later,

-but next, Sarra has the news.

-Thanks, Jonathan.

-We'll start with this.

-Shaun Edwards wasn't happy...

-..that Wales

-conceded two tries against Scotland.

-The WRU has denied...

-..that the recent bad weather

-has had any effect on club games.

-We all know that the Welsh word

-for jellyfish is cont for.

-There's a new one on the scene

-and he's a nasty piece of work.

-And that's the news.

-The Six Nations takes a break

-but here's what happened last week.

-It's the Welsh fans'

-first opportunity...

-..to welcome their heroes at a home

-game in this year's championship.

-Jamie Roberts back to Gareth Davies.

-Davies doesn't have support.

-He's still going.

-He's left the defenders behind.

-What a try!

-Laidlaw to Russell.

-The kick out to the right.

-The try has come for Tommy Seymour.

-Tom James. Can he go all the way?

-Taylor comes across.

-It's a try-saving tackle,

-perhaps a match-saving tackle.

-Once again, the short angle.

-This time, surely.

-Jamie Roberts is there!

-That's just what Wales wanted.

-George North.

-Is he going all the way? Yes, he is!

-Perhaps Wales

-are starting to cut loose.

-Taylor sidesteps through the tackle.

-It may be Scotland

-who get the final word.

-Duncan Taylor with the try.

-That's it. Wales can celebrate now.

-Well done to the Wales Women

-and Under 20 teams.

-They won at the weekend too.

-Have you seen Wales play this year?

-Have you seen Wales play this year?

-

-Not live.

-I saw Saturday's game

-at the London Welsh Centre.

-It's a great place

-to watch the match.

-I was at home. I'm a bandwagon

-rugby fan. The Six Nations.

-Boo if you want, I don't care!

-Boo if you want, I don't care!

-

-Most people are like you.

-Do you follow rugby?

-Don't worry if you don't.

-Don't worry if you don't.

-

-There's pressure now!

-I like watching it.

-I live in North Wales and people

-ask me about what's going on.

-There are like 65 offsides

-in rugby.

-I have to tell them the rules

-but I don't know either.

-Most referees don't know the rules.

-Most, Nige, not you!

-You don't watch the game avidly

-and you prefer football.

-But you used to play a bit.

-But you used to play a bit.

-

-A little.

-Which position?

-Which position?

-

-Scrum half.

-You have the stamp of a scrum half!

-You have the stamp of a scrum half!

-

-Small!

-And plenty to say!

-Why didn't you carry on with rugby?

-Why didn't you carry on with rugby?

-

-I wasn't allowed.

-I went to a tournament

-with Ysgol y Moelwyn in Dolgellau.

-We won the tournament...

-..even though nobody in the team

-had played rugby before.

-It was a high standard!

-Very.

-I was picked to go for a trial

-because I could spin the ball.

-Spin pass.

-Spin pass.

-

-Spin pass, yes.

-Mam said I wasn't allowed

-as it's a dangerous game.

-It is.

-A dangerous game!

-Everything's dangerous!

-I was around five feet tall

-and six stone.

-Like Jiff when he played for Wales.

-How much did you weigh

-when you played for Wales?

-Eleven stone.

-Eleven stone.

-

-Eleven stone!

-They're huge now. I bumped into them

-at the airport once.

-I thought the smaller ones

-like Leigh Halfpenny...

-..well, not that I could have him!

-They're all giants.

-They're huge.

-Your size playing for Wales

-is the same as George North's leg!

-Lovely image.

-Lovely image.

-

-Which leg?

-That's all for this part.

-That's all for this part.

-

-I get it now!

-That's all for this part.

-Before we go, here's Scarlets prop

-Phil John In the Pack.

-Join us after the break.

-In The Pack

-Best trainer?

-Regan King.

-Biggest poser? Gareth Davies.

-Most famous person in my phone.

-Nigel Owens.

-Worst room-mate?

-It's close between Ken Owens

-and Samson Lee.

-Ken likes to throw things

-when he's sleeping.

-I woke up once

-with a lamp on top of me.

-But I'd say it's Samson Lee.

-He goes to bed at 7.30pm-8.00pm...

-..and the light is off all night.

-Biggest nutter?

-Maselino Paulino.

-Holidays last year? Rhodes.

-Favourite snack?

-Toasties.

-Tight-fisted player?

-John Barclay.

-Every time we go for a coffee...

-..he opens the door for everyone so

-he's the last one in and never pays.

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-Welcome back.

-On the sofa tonight are Jacob Ifan

-and Ows Gwynedd.

-I've just seen you in Cuffs.

-Yes.

-Yes.

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-Crufts?

-Cuffs!

-Cuffs!

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-Best in show!

-Why is it called Cuffs?

-It's called Cuffs

-because I play a policeman.

-Do you understand now?

-That was your first job

-after college.

-Yes. I got the job a year ago today.

-I was at the Royal Welsh College

-of Music and Drama.

-I got the job

-after doing a showcase in London.

-It all happened very quickly.

-I was filming in Brighton

-over the summer.

-Your audition didn't go very well.

-It could have gone better.

-The train was late. I had to run.

-You know what the tube's like.

-I was sweating.

-I went into Pret a Manger

-around the corner...

-..and asked the woman to hold my

-shirt while I got changed...

-..because someone was in the toilet.

-Then I ran in

-and told them the whole story.

-They asked me why I was crossing my

-arms a lot. Was I self-conscious?

-I said no,

-I'm just sweating profusely.

-It worked though.

-Yes, perhaps that's what they were

-looking for.

-I don't think many people will know

-how to put on handcuffs.

-Can you show us

-how to put them on Nigel?

-Yes, let's do it.

-They shouldn't be that tight!

-You're cutting off my circulation!

-Don't get too excited, Nige!

-Job done!

-All he needs now

-is an orange in his mouth.

-All I need now is the key

-to get them off.

-Have you got the key, Jacob?

-Have you got the key, Jacob?

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-No.

-Oh no!

-There's no key!

-What are we going to do?

-Talking of Cuffs...

-..there are a lot

-of car chases in this programme.

-Unfortunately, I never got to drive.

-I was always in the passenger seat.

-I was playing a student constable,

-so I wasn't allowed to drive.

-On the first day, we had a stunt

-driver who drove the car.

-I was just getting into it.

-We came down this narrow lane...

-..and we were supposed to skid

-into this farmhouse.

-That was the gist of the scene.

-On the first take,

-we smashed into a wall.

-The car was a write-off.

-We had to go home.

-At least it wasn't your fault.

-Did you spend time with the police

-before making the show?

-Yes, we were really lucky.

-We had a week of police academy

-training.

-We went on ride alongs

-with the local police in Brighton.

-We learned how to fasten handcuffs.

-They were a bit different to those.

-Sorry if they're a bit tight.

-Have you ever been arrested?

-Have you ever been arrested?

-

-Not recently.

-Ows, have you ever been arrested?

-Ows, have you ever been arrested?

-

-Yes.

-Is it a story you can share with us?

-Some mates and I were throwing

-jacket potatoes at the local pub.

-If you're going to be arrested,

-that's the way to do it.

-What about you two? Have you ever

-been arrested, Jif?

-I don't have time

-to talk about all that.

-Not recently. Let's move on.

-Have you?

-Have you?

-

-What do you think?

-Do I look like

-I might have been arrested?

-Perhaps for crimes against fashion!

-Perhaps for crimes against fashion!

-

-Fashion police!

-Last week, Sarra and I had

-the chance to play darts.

-This week, Nigel and I went to do

-some male bonding.

-You were the one who wanted to do

-this punching.

-Me? I've heard you can give a good

-punch when you're out.

-Tails never fails, as they say.

-What do you want?

-What do you want?

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-Tails.

-First or second?

-First or second?

-

-Age before beauty!

-I have to punch this.

-I have to punch this.

-

-Yes. There's no run-up.

-Punch it however you like.

-Ready.

-764.

-Good wadge!

-774.

-856.

-825.

-Yes!

-Ooh! Bloody hell!

-That's what you do, isn't it?

-That's what you do, isn't it?

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-Yes, back in the league!

-Winner of Round 1.

-There are no tactics here!

-Next round.

-Round 2.

-Ready.

-Ready?

-Ready?

-

-Hang on!

-It's started. Go!

-The bloody thing's moving now!

-You're two ahead!

-You're two ahead!

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-107.

-Yeah! By two!

-Winner of Round 2.

-Power and skill!

-You had a shock.

-Jacob.

-According to your Twitter profile,

-you're an actor, a Welshman...

-..and a publican.

-Yes, my parents run a pub.

-I was working there last night,

-actually.

-I was upstairs chilling out on my

-day off. I'd come home to visit.

-There was a knock at the door.

-They needed me to help downstairs.

-I was serving food last night.

-What's the pub called?

-Y Ffarmers

-in Llanfihangel y Creuddyn.

-Some pubs in Britain

-have very odd names.

-We have some strange pub names here.

-We've left part of the name out.

-You have to guess the name.

-I don't know

-where these have come from.

-Ows, you have to guess.

-Here's the first one.

-Legend of "something" Johnnies.

-What do you think?

-What do you think?

-

-Broken Johnnies.

-I was going to say Split.

-Any takers?

-Used.

-Used.

-

-Oily.

-Legend of Oily Johnnies!

-Very good. You got it!

-Have you been to that pub?

-Have you been to that pub?

-

-I'm always in there!

-That was my favourite.

-Let's have the next one.

-The "something" Turd.

-Satisfying?

-You really think they'd call

-a pub The Satisfying Turd?

-You can't beat a satisfying turd!

-Richard the Turd.

-Do you want to know what it is?

-Do you want to know what it is?

-

-The Bas?

-Bas Turd!

-It's better than all those.

-The Rank Turd.

-Fancy calling a pub that!

-Let's go down The Rank Turd!

-To have a drink and a bite to eat.

-I've been all over the country and

-I've never passed one of those.

-There's The Pink Cock

-just off the A470.

-Something like that.

-Or The Huge Cock! Perhaps not.

-A minute to go!

-Jacob, it's time for you

-to hit the bar!

-Who's tonight's barman, Nige?

-Who's tonight's barman, Nige?

-

-Tonight's barman is...

-AUDIENCE BOOS

-His name is Ben Thaler.

-He's had a go at you on Twitter.

-He doesn't like the way you referee.

-AUDIENCE BOOS

-He didn't like the way you spoke to

-players. He wouldn't have done that.

-He's not up to that standard,

-that's why.

-Holding the balls tonight is Tomos,

-from Moelgastell or Cefneithin?

-Moelgastell.

-Moelgastell.

-

-Tomos from Moelgastell.

-Jacob, you're up.

-Jonathan has a golden ball.

-It's among those balls somewhere.

-If you kick a ball between the

-posts, you get five points.

-If you hit that clown,

-you get ten points.

-Whatever you hit with the golden

-ball, the points are doubled.

-Confident?

-Confident?

-

-Yes. Feeling good.

-The sooner you kick those balls,

-the sooner we can find this key!

-3-2-1

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-He kicked Tomos as well.

-Sorry, mate.

-Well done, Jacob.

-What was the score?

-Well done, Jacob.

-Hang on, now!

-Who said blonde over there?

-It's not out of a bottle anyway.

-Technically, that's not correct.

-Well done, Jacob. You got 50.

-That's the end of this part.

-See you shortly.

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-Welcome back.

-You're out of the handcuffs.

-You're out of the handcuffs.

-

-Yes - look.

-Where there's blame

-there's a claim.

-Yws, how did you get into music?

-Dad was in a band

-back in the sixties.

-The band was called

-Infamous Coalition.

-He had a mate called Wally.

-He was a rep for a guitar company.

-He got a guitar for me and I learned

-to play over the summer holiday.

-I learned

-using a guitar tutor on VHS.

-This lot can remember Betamax,

-never mind VHS.

-You've been in bands and played

-solo. What is your highlight so far?

-When I was with Frizbee

-we played the Sesiwn Fawr festival.

-One of the band's goals

-was to play on stage there.

-We were lucky enough to headline on

-a fine Saturday night in Dolgellau.

-There were 7,000 people

-singing along with us.

-What year was that?

-What year was that?

-

-2006, I think.

-Have either of you

-ever been to a festival?

-I've been to the V Festival.

-I've been to the V Festival.

-

-When was that?

-1972? When did you go?

-Keane, The Killers and Tom Jones

-were all performing.

-Have you been to a festival?

-I go to the YFC's YPV

-at the Royal Welsh Show every year.

-My highlight was

-The Weasels singing...

-..I've Got a Brand New

-Combine Harvester.

-The Weasels? You mean The Wurzels.

-Yes, The Wurzels.

-The Weasels were the warm-up act.

-They were so good,

-you forgot their name.

-# I've got

-a brand new combine harvester #

-I heard that your last gig with

-the band Frizbee was painful...

-..or was it embarrassing?

-We went back to the place where

-we'd started - Dolgellau Rugby Club.

-It was a huge stepping stone on our

-way to playing at the Sesiwn Fawr.

-We did our last gig there

-but my ex decided to show up...

-..and my current girlfriend

-was also there.

-Oh...

-It was exactly like that.

-I was trying to enjoy myself

-because it was our final gig.

-Did you dedicate songs to them?

-I couldn't speak.

-I was thinking "please

-don't pull each other's hair out".

-Could you see them from the stage?

-Could you see them from the stage?

-

-They were moving closer together.

-Like a scene from a film.

-Like a scene from a film.

-

-Yes.

-The ex was fine until he sang

-I Want You Back. Then they fell out.

-Are Frizbee coming back?

-No, you're thinking of Boomerang.

-Very good.

-We don't have any plans

-at the moment.

-We're all doing different things.

-Doing the Yws Gwynedd stuff

-is like being in a band.

-How many of you are there?

-How many of you are there?

-

-Four.

-One acted in Rownd a Rownd,

-one is a record producer...

-..and the other

-sings with Swnami.

-Good combo.

-These days, people mime to songs

-in their cars.

-Has anyone done that

-with one of your songs?

-I've seen someone doing one of

-my songs on YouTube or Facebook.

-The oddest thing

-that's happened to me was...

-..these days

-everyone wants a selfie.

-Last Halloween, children came to my

-door. I had sweets ready for them.

-We all use different words

-for 'sweets' in Welsh.

-He's lost now.

-He calls them 'losin'.

-They said "We don't want sweets,

-can we have a selfie instead?"

-They'd come to have a selfie

-by my front door.

-Andy Nicol tweeted you, didn't he?

-I tweeted a photo of Sarra

-and me having a cwtch.

-Andy Nicol, ex-Scotland scrum half,

-tweeted...

-.."Learn something every day, now

-I know what a selfie is in Welsh".

-I was imagining him going to town

-after an international match...

-..saying "can I have a cwtch?"

-and ending up with a black eye.

-Let's talk about football.

-A professional team signed you

-when you were young.

-I was signed by

-Crewe Alexandra's Under-13 squad.

-They were one of the best teams

-at the time.

-Why did you stop?

-Why did you stop?

-

-I missed my mam.

-We went away for a fortnight's

-training session as a squad.

-After four days I'd had enough

-and phoned my mother.

-I told her I really wanted

-to come home.

-One of the training staff,

-a Welshman from Wrexham said...

-.."Speak English,

-you ignorant little boy"...

-..because I spoke in Welsh to mam.

-"What did he say?" said mam.

-"Right, you're coming home now."

-You went on to play

-for Caernarfon Town.

-Yes.

-Here you are in action.

-Well, not actually in action.

-Are you looking forward to seeing

-Wales in the Euros in France?

-I hope it'll be a big party

-out there.

-I haven't managed to get

-tickets. Do you know anyone?

-One of my mates didn't get tickets.

-He went to all the away games but

-sadly he didn't get tickets either.

-I thought you were learning French

-to go over there.

-J'essayais, oui.

-Tres bien. 'J'ai mal a la tete'

-means you've got a bad head.

-Why did you learn that?

-Why did you learn that?

-

-I don't really know.

-'Je voudrais mes lits'

-means I want to go to bed.

-We know why you learned that.

-Sorry Simon, j'ai mal a la tete.

-I learned it in school. If you

-have a headache, you go to bed.

-Although you're a musician, you have

-a regular job as a carpenter.

-Yes, manual labour.

-I hope you have the right tools,

-it's a hammer and nails you need.

-Before he took up residence in that

-chair and began enjoying himself...

-..he had a job - he was a painter

-and decorator, weren't you, Jiff?

-That's where I started.

-A few weeks ago

-I met someone who said...

-.."that Jonathan used to work

-with me as a painter and decorator".

-"Was he any good?" I asked.

-"He was good for f*** all" he said.

-That's what he said.

-I told him

-"He hasn't changed a bit".

-Since you two have been craftsmen

-in your time...

-..we're going to have a challenge...

-..to see which of you

-is better with his hands.

-I haven't done it for twenty years.

-You haven't done anything

-for twenty years.

-DIY Challenge.

-Where's the paintbrush?

-Come on, Yws.

-Come on Yws? Straight away!

-Health and safety - glasses on.

-I look like Joe 90.

-You have one minute.

-You have to knock the nails

-all the way through.

-Ready?

-Three, two, one...

-Come on, Yws.

-Jiff, you've got him.

-Come on, quick.

-That was close.

-And the winner,

-right on the line, is Yws.

-You were in the lead

-right until the last one.

-You were ahead right until the end.

-I just missed it.

-Earlier you saw Nige and me

-go head to head in the arcade.

-Are you out of puff?

-All you were doing

-was hammering in a nail.

-It was all-square.

-Here's what happened next.

-You won that. Technically.

-What did you say,'I won'?

-The score on the punch.

-The technician was wrong.

-Mind I don't hit you

-on the forehead.

-That was a good one.

-875.

-Oh, yes.

-Oooh, 863.

-6-5. Yes.

-One more, one more.

-You want another one, do you?

-You want another one, do you?

-

-I can do that.

-Oooh, 885.

-Good hit.

-The same score! Drawn game.

-Well done, Jiff. Not bad.

-A stone lighter and ten years older.

-He can have that one.

-I won it fair and square.

-I won all of them.

-He's ten years younger

-and a stone heavier than me.

-How did you work that out?

-You were gutted that I hit

-the punchbag harder.

-I won the punchbag.

-You didn't win.

-You did a forearm smash.

-You can hit it how you like.

-Have you two finished?

-Have you two finished?

-

-Yes.

-I won, so put it on the scoreboard.

-Can we see the table now?

-You two are tied on seven points.

-I have five points.

-There are a couple of challenges

-to go.

-There's a minute to go.

-It's time for Yws to Hit the Bar.

-Sian, are you holding

-the balls for Yws?

-Yay Sian, it's nice to have

-a woman doing this.

-Hiya, Sian.

-I'll try not to kick you.

-He's a footballer. He'll be good.

-Ready, three, two...

-Typical footballer,

-not listening to the ref.

-Three, two, one...

-Ten seconds...

-Three, two, one...

-You managed it.

-You hit that three times.

-You did well.

-You hit Ben Thaler for 20 points.

-10 x 2 = 20.

-Add that to your other goals

-and you scored seventy points.

-Well done.

-That's all for this part...

-..but here's a chance for viewers

-at home to guess who this is.

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-Welcome back. Before the break,

-we showed you a baby.

-Sarra, who is it?

-Sarra, who is it?

-

-Do you have any idea?

-Do you want some more photos?

-Gethin Jenkins?

-Sam Warburton? Any more?

-Yes, it was Sam Warburton.

-Over the past weeks, we've had

-rugby clubs doing challenges.

-We've had St Peters RFC

-and who else?

-You say it.

-You say it.

-

-No, you say it.

-You can't, can you? Laugharne.

-You can't, can you? Laugharne.

-

-I actually can't say it.

-Tonight, it's Bryncethin RFC.

-Welcome to Bryncethin RFC.

-Here are the boys.

-Steven James, the person

-Sam Warburton wishes he was.

-Lance Francis,

-fastest winger in Wales.

-Ryan James. George North who?

-Sam Jervis, boy wonder.

-Tom Lewis,

-best-looking prop in world rugby.

-One...

-Two...

-Three...

-Go on, lads!

-One, two, three!

-One, two, three!

-Right, right.

-One, two...

-Two and a half...

-Three.

-Straight. Straight, now!

-One, two, three!

-Dylan Phillips, Bryncethin RFC.

-Better-looking than Halfpenny

-as well, aren't I?

-Now then...

-..you're used to us

-asking the guests questions.

-It's now the audience's chance

-to ask us questions.

-It's The Inquisition.

-The first question is from Diane.

-Where are you, Diane?

-Where are you, Diane?

-

-A question for Jonathan.

-I'm learning Welsh,

-so be gentle with me.

-Well done, Diane!

-Where are you from, Diane?

-Where are you from, Diane?

-

-Cardiff.

-What three people would you invite

-to a dinner party, and why?

-Good question, Jiff.

-One, two, I don't know the third.

-Billy Connolly.

-Another is John McEnroe.

-And we need someone

-to look at, so...

-Tadah!

-Tadah!

-

-To talk and to mingle.

-To talk about fashion

-and food and films.

-Maybe someone like...

-Drum roll!

-Drum roll!

-

-No, bugger it, Peter Kay.

-That's the three.

-We also have a special guest

-asking one of us a question.

-That special guest is Mathew Rhys.

-Mathew, are you there?

-Mathew, are you there?

-

-This question is for Miss Elgan.

-How are you, darling?

-We all love your husband,

-the gentleman Mr Easterby.

-This is my question.

-Back in prehistoric times...

-..when Mr Davies pranced around

-like a marauding goat...

-..which international player...

-..not your father...

-..was on your bedroom wall...

-..and more importantly, why?

-The same question

-is also relevant to Nigel.

-I really liked Richard Webster,

-the Swansea flanker.

-Richard Webster and Scott Gibbs.

-Richard Webster and Scott Gibbs.

-

-There they both are.

-What about you?

-What about you?

-

-The poster on my bedroom wall...

-..was of Jonathan.

-His face

-was just above the headboard...

-..and his nose was on the landing.

-What's next for you?

-I finished filming

-on Hinterland yesterday.

-In Aberystwyth.

-They're filming until August.

-They're filming until August.

-

-That's good.

-I enjoy it.

-It's nice to get an excuse

-to go home and see my family.

-Were you a good guy or a bad guy?

-It's all under lock and key,

-so I can't say.

-I reckon you were a bad guy.

-I reckon you were a bad guy.

-

-He looks like a bad guy!

-The hair! That's how TV works.

-If he's a bad guy, shave his hair.

-Are you going back into the studio?

-We're going to try to record

-a new album by the summer.

-The Selar Welsh music awards night

-is tomorrow night.

-We're performing.

-Are you up for an award?

-Are you up for an award?

-

-Yes, three awards.

-You've won there before.

-We won three awards last year, yes.

-The Six Nations

-is near the halfway point.

-How do you think Wales will do?

-How do you think Wales will do?

-

-We have a good chance.

-The main thing is to stop England

-getting the grand slam, I think.

-They look like the England of old,

-able to stop other teams playing.

-It's good to see George North

-showing some of his old form.

-You may not watch much rugby,

-but you understand it.

-Have you heard about Google, Nige?

-Have you heard about Google, Nige?

-

-There we are then!

-I was glad that George

-scored that amazing try.

-He deserved it after a tough year.

-He deserved it after a tough year.

-

-Just give him the ball.

-If we beat England,

-I think it's in the bag.

-Dans le sac.

-Dans le sac.

-Dans le sac.

-

-Oui.

-Ireland are under pressure,

-and still without a win.

-Who do they have next?

-Who do they have next?

-

-England, at Twickenham.

-That's a tough game.

-That's a tough game.

-

-OK, voice of doom!

-Where are you this week?

-Where are you this week?

-

-I'm in Merthyr tomorrow.

-Merthyr v Swansea.

-In the Championship.

-I haven't reffed in Merthyr

-for about 20 years.

-I've got a weekend off.

-I've got a weekend off.

-

-Have you?

-I think so.

-I haven't told them yet.

-The other half, I tell you.

-The other half, I tell you.

-

-He has had a hard night tonight.

-Right, that's all for tonight.

-Thanks to my guests,

-Jacob Ifan and Yws Gwynedd.

-We'll see you next week...

-..on the Thursday night,

-before the France game.

-Before we go,

-you know what's coming.

-It's starting to get

-a bit like Phoenix Nights.

-Introduce him.

-Christopher! Come on!

-Christopher! Come on!

-

-Hello, flower!

-How are you? Hiya!

-You're posh!

-You're posh!

-

-More sequins, look.

-Very posh.

-You're jealous, are you?

-I thought so.

-I thought so.

-

-Audience, stand! What's the tune?

-OK.

-# Still unbeaten

-# Still unbeaten

-# Despite a drawn game

-# There's nothing that can stop us

-# Just take a bit of care

-and win them all

-# Still unbeaten

-# Despite a drawn game

-# There's nothing going to stop us

-# Just take a bit of care

-and win them all #

-Right, off!

-S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf.

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