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-Welcome to the show.

-Wales' dream

-of winning the Six Nations is over.

-But don't lose heart - we still

-have a chance to stuff Italy.

-She's happy this week

-because Ireland won against Italy.

-Here she is, Sarra Elgan.

-THE GODFATHER THEME

-Hello!

-You're like a hamster!

-UNINTELLIGIBLE MUMBLING

-What?

-You're like Jack Hawkins.

-Yuk!

-Yuk!

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-I couldn't speak.

-Who are you?

-Who are you?

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-Jonathan, I am Don Keyswilly.

-Don Corleone.

-Him too.

-Him too.

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-The Godfather.

-His thing was like a donkey's.

-His thing was like a donkey's.

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-Sit down, will you?

-IMITATES MARLON BRANDO

-That's not too bad, actually.

-You sound better. Much better.

-Talking of Chicago mobsters,

-where were you last weekend?

-I was in the Big Apple for...

-I was in the Big Apple for...

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-New York.

-..for the first Premiership match

-ever played outside the UK.

-The first in America,

-and 15,000 turned up to watch.

-Did you have the weekend off?

-I was at Mynyddcerrig RFC.

-A few pints of mild,

-up on the table, singing.

-I saw a photo of you.

-I saw a photo of you.

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-I don't remember much!

-I was upside down and inside out.

-I was upside down and inside out.

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-Were you?

-Let's introduce our guests.

-The pig section

-is packed with champions.

-Please welcome model Dylan Garner

-and presenter Ifan Jones Evans.

-Welcome to you both.

-Tregaron has taken over the sofa.

-There's no-one there tonight!

-They're in the audience too.

-You've known each other for years.

-Yes, we were

-at secondary school together.

-Are you the same age?

-Are you the same age?

-

-I know I look younger...

-Is it two years?

-Is it two years?

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-You're three years older.

-You must have had a harder life.

-You must have had a harder life.

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-I have. Farming!

-Outside. He's soft, a plasterer.

-A town softie.

-Were you shocked

-when you heard he was a model?

-Not really.

-He's always been a smart lad.

-He's always attracted the ladies.

-Has he?

-Has he?

-

-Yes.

-Hasn't he, lads? Yes, he has.

-I heard you were headhunted

-to model for Farmers Weekly.

-I have done some modelling, mate!

-I have done some modelling, mate!

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-Have you?

-On the radio?

-John Davies of the Scarlets,

-the one from Crymych, the prop.

-CHEERS

-Crymych's here too!

-Crymych's here too!

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-Is there anyone left in Crymych?!

-John organized a fashion show...

-..to raise money

-for numerous charities last summer.

-He had rugby boys

-coming to model the rugby stuff.

-He also wanted to market Kiwikit,

-stuff for farmers which he sold.

-He needed a farmer, so he asked me.

-I modelled farming gear for him.

-Overalls and wellingtons?

-Overalls and wellingtons?

-

-It was! Oilskins, and a warm coat.

-It was fun.

-Sarra, what's this week's news?

-A Cardiff Half Marathon sign

-has caused a bit of confusion.

-The Welsh says Easter Sunday...

-..and the English

-says Easter Saturday.

-That gives the English a head start!

-Donald Trump

-visited Crufts last weekend.

-Mental, isn't it?!

-Mental, isn't it?!

-

-The dog has more sense.

-Matt Le Blanc knows

-how to deal with the press...

-..that criticized his antics

-by the Cenotaph.

-Look at this chap here.

-If you're worried,

-the damage to the car was only 200.

-That's Tregaron on a Saturday.

-The cars are stolen.

-An Australian TV presenter has been

-accused of dressing provocatively.

-Look at the pockets!

-Awesome. And that was the news.

-We wanted to show the second half

-highlights from Saturday's game...

-..but we might as well see it all.

-The scene is set

-for a game to remember.

-The prize is enormous.

-Champions elect.

-Brown, out it goes to Watson.

-This time, Wales don't escape.

-It's been coming

-since the first minute.

-Biggar charges it down.

-This is the luck that Wales

-have waited for since the start.

-The ball goes out to George North.

-It's the best we've seen from Wales.

-Faletau is through,

-and it's a third try for Wales.

-Surely not?

-Wales are back in it now.

-It must be kept alive,

-but it's into touch.

-It was so very close.

-It was a good pass,

-and drew Jack Nowell in.

-Ooooh!

-England have won the Triple Crown.

-England are one step away

-from a Grand Slam.

-And Wales,

-after an awful first half...

-..improved immensely in the second.

-But they had left too much to do.

-What did you think of the game?

-Did you watch it?

-To be honest, I was in Spain,

-so I didn't see the game.

-But I was refreshing it constantly.

-But I was refreshing it constantly.

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-On Twitter.

-You're lucky you missed it.

-You're lucky you missed it.

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-The first half was a let-down.

-Expectations were so high,

-and they didn't turn up.

-Not that I'm an expert.

-The consensus was, hopeless,

-not enough go, second to everything.

-It could have been worse.

-Was it better for you

-because you weren't sober?

-I didn't know they'd lost

-until Sunday morning!

-I was celebrating in Carmarthen

-on Saturday!

-You said you were in Spain.

-Do you travel a lot with work?

-Do you travel a lot with work?

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-Quite a bit.

-I've been to Germany this year,

-mostly, so there's...

-Is that work, though?

-Is that work, though?

-

-There is some work involved!

-Isn't your girlfriend there?

-Isn't your girlfriend there?

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-Yes, she is.

-You used to play rugby, didn't you?

-You used to play rugby, didn't you?

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-Yes, for Tregaron and Aberystwyth...

-..and for the Rugby Alliance.

-..and for the Rugby Alliance.

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-What position?

-Depending on the standard,

-out wider!

-Outside half to winger, sometimes.

-So, the better the standard...

-So, the better the standard...

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-The wider I played.

-You're a football fan. Man U.

-You're a football fan. Man U.

-

-Yes, a big fan.

-Are there any Man U fans in?

-Are there any Man U fans in?

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-No, there we are then.

-No-one will admit it.

-No-one will admit it.

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-Only when they're winning.

-Who do you play for?

-Who do you play for?

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-Bont FC.

-Where's Bont?

-Pontrhydfendigaid, near Tregaron.

-Dyl used to play for Tregaron Turfs.

-Even though

-I went to school in Tregaron...

-..there's still a rivalry

-between the sides.

-I remember a cup semi-final

-in Tregaron, against Bont.

-I've only ever seen Ifan play

-for three minutes.

-He came on as a supersub.

-I think it was a draw, wasn't it?

-I think it was a draw, wasn't it?

-

-Yes, 1-1, I think.

-He'll disagree with this,

-but there was a tornado blowing.

-No, there was no wind!

-No, there was no wind!

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-He got the ball around halfway.

-It was definitely a cross,

-but it hit the top corner.

-Three minutes later,

-he got a pulled groin.

-Scoring, and off.

-We've got Daniel Carter

-and Lionel Messi on the sofa!

-Before the break,

-Sam Warburton is In The Pack.

-We'll be back soon.

-Lookalike?

-I was in London, watching

-a musical once, with my wife.

-A bloke came up to me...

-..and asked if I was Nemanja Vidic,

-the Man United central defender.

-Biggest tackle?

-Probably everyone knows this one.

-Probably the semi-final

-of the World Cup in 2011.

-The game after, I had a ban.

-My first game back

-was against Racing Metro.

-I put in my biggest tackle

-on their prop, Ben Arous.

-It's on Rugbydump online,

-so I'm quite proud of that.

-Rugby hero?

-Two.

-From a Welsh perspective,

-Martyn Williams...

-..and the obvious one,

-the late Jonah Lomu.

-Favourite car?

-I've always wanted

-a Range Rover Sport.

-It's always been my favourite car.

-Career highlight? Since I was a kid,

-I always wanted to play number 7.

-To have that test jersey.

-Going on a Lions tour was great,

-but the number 7 test jersey.

-Tightest with their money?

-Jamie Roberts, easy.

-One of the boys I used to play with

-said he shared a house with Jamie.

-At night, he said he had to sleep

-with a beanie hat and a jumper on...

-..because Jamie wouldn't let him

-turn the heating on.

-Definitely, Jamie Roberts.

-Biggest joker?

-Either Lou Reed, who won ten or so

-caps for Wales, or Bradley Davies.

-They're the two biggest jokers.

-Best trainer?

-I'm pretty good at training...

-..but there's one guy

-who comes in first and leaves last.

-Leigh Halfpenny

-kicks an exceptional amount.

-It probably makes him

-the world-class player he is.

-Best trainer, Leigh Halfpenny.

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-Welcome back.

-Dylan, you're a model. You currently

-present Ffasiwn Bildar.

-Yes.

-Yes.

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-What is it about?

-We go around Wales...

-..looking for builders who have

-the potential to be a model...

-..and who also reflect well

-on the building profession.

-We usually think of builders

-as having big bellies and bums...

-They're not all like that.

-No, I'm just saying, you know.

-Did you find anyone who wasn't...

-I found enough people

-who were like how you described!

-Did you throw

-a couple of randoms in?

-No, we picked all the best ones.

-It's an old-fashioned stereotype

-now.

-Go to any building site

-in Wales or Britain...

-..and for a lot of the boys,

-the beer culture has gone.

-A lot of the boys play rugby,

-go to the gym and keep fit.

-They carry bricks, so they...

-They carry bricks, so they...

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-You're sharp!

-Sharp!

-Sharp!

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-Muscles.

-Up ladders. Keep fit.

-If they lift concrete blocks,

-they're bigger still.

-You could work on a builders' yard!

-You could work on a builders' yard!

-

-I did, thanks.

-Shut up! You haven't...

-Look! They've only seen

-Fairy Liquid!

-I worked on the farm for

-a year or two in Y Wern, Drefach.

-Milking.

-That's the last time

-his hands touched a teat!

-You have experience in two fields.

-You're a model, allegedly.

-You're also a plasterer.

-Yes.

-Expertise in both.

-Sometimes, they go together well.

-Two months ago,

-I was working in Berlin, Germany.

-I skimmed a ceiling

-two or three days before the shoot.

-I had cuts and dry skin.

-It opened up and there was

-some plaster on the nail.

-I turned up and the lads

-commented straight away.

-Germans get straight to the point.

-"You can't turn up like that."

-They sent me to buy a manicure set -

-those with beads.

-I washed my hands, moisturized

-and everything else.

-"We'll let you off. But don't turn

-up to work with hands like that."

-Did seeing the builders

-go through the challenges...

-..take you back

-to the start of your career?

-I still get nervous every time

-I have to do a catwalk show...

-..or if I'm working

-with a famous person.

-Which famous people

-have you worked with?

-The most famous is Diane Kruger,

-the actress.

-Noemie Lenoir, the M & S model.

-You like her!

-I do. She's nice. Pretty.

-Is it true

-that you only got into modelling...

-..because of the Icelandic volcano

-in 2010?

-It stopped you flying back

-from somewhere.

-I was on holiday in New York.

-I met up with a girl I'd met

-in Mexico. That's a different story.

-Not the German girl

-you're going out with now.

-Was it... Not her. Oh!

-The one after that.

-The one after that.

-

-We'll be here all night!

-Yes, so, the volcano erupted.

-Everyone in the hotel

-was panicking.

-Parents were wondering

-what to do for a week.

-"We have kids. We can't afford it."

-I phoned Dad. "Sorry, Dad,

-I'm not back for another ten days."

-I went straight to the pub.

-In those ten days, someone asked me

-if I was a model and I said no.

-In the bar. A woman came up to you

-and asked if you were a model.

-Good chat-up line.

-Good chat-up line.

-

-"I know what she wants!"

-A plastered ceiling!

-"I'll plaster it for you after,

-love!"

-"Put a mirror up there as well!"

-Alright!

-Like all good models...

-..you quite enjoy taking

-your clothes off in front of camera.

-I don't enjoy it.

-I did one shoot with Diane Kruger.

-It was for a gay magazine - Tetu.

-It was for a gay magazine - Tetu.

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-Why are you looking at him?!

-Tetu in France.

-Tetu in France.

-

-Stereotyping.

-Gay as in happy.

-They couldn't just have

-a woman on the cover.

-They had to have a naked lad.

-We have a photo.

-That's Noemie Lenoir.

-She's the M & S!

-Tesco and Asda are out there too.

-Was it hard?

-No!

-We did it in January. If there's

-an opposite to hard, it was that.

-I've seen him in the showers.

-If it was hard, she'd know!

-Strap it down!

-Oh, my gosh!

-Have you had

-any wardrobe malfunctions?

-For that shoot, actually.

-I turned up and I didn't know...

-I wasn't really nude.

-I wore a see-through thong

-which was Photoshopped out.

-I'm from Tregaron

-so I don't do a lot of...

-I can't see a thong.

-I can't see a thong.

-

-You don't trim.

-The girls in the front

-are looking closely!

-Get a Black & Decker out!

-Tregaron lads

-don't do that sort of thing.

-I can see that!

-They gave me a little thong

-and said...

-.."Get changed.

-No, not here. In the toilet."

-I may as well

-have got changed on the spot.

-Like you,

-I don't mind where I get changed.

-They gave me a dressing gown

-and I put on the thong.

-One was hanging out one side.

-There was hair on the top.

-It was hardly sexy.

-I hadn't met Noemie before then.

-"OK, you're on."

-I took off the wardrobe

-and walked over.

-She looked at me.

-"Hi, I'm Dylan. Nice to meet you."

-She was like, "Oh, God!"

-Zoolander 2 came out recently.

-I know it's a comedy

-but can modelling be like that?

-I watched the first Zoolander

-when it came out ten years ago.

-It was funny.

-I've watched it

-since I started modelling...

-..and it's quite to the point.

-..and it's quite to the point.

-

-Is it?

-I was in Paris doing catwalk shows

-about three years ago.

-You make friends as you do castings.

-"I'm going to the next casting."

-"I'll come with you."

-There was one on the sixth floor,

-not sure with who.

-I was with a young lad. I said, "The

-lift's taking ages. We'll walk up."

-He said, "I don't walk upstairs."

-It was only six floors. We'd

-be waiting all day for the lift.

-He didn't want his calves

-becoming big.

-"See you up there," I said.

-His finger's huge!

-A minute to go.

-It's time to Hit the Bar.

-Who's the Barman?

-Who's the Barman?

-

-It's Mahler!

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-That's not Joe Marler.

-You said Marler.

-That's Gustav Mahler.

-That's Gustav Mahler.

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-Gustav Mahler. Look at her!

-Who's he?

-Who's he?

-

-A composer.

-Maybe they're related!

-His uncle.

-Who's holding the balls?

-Marc. Out you come.

-No pressure. I have a bet with Ifan.

-How much did we say?

-We'll see

-if he's a winger or fly half now.

-You have 20 seconds.

-Ten points for hitting Mahler.

-Five points for between the posts.

-If you score with the golden ball,

-we'll double those points.

-Marc will have it there somewhere.

-Marc will have it there somewhere.

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-Get ready to duck.

-Twenty seconds, starting now.

-Five. Three, two...

-WHISTLE

-Right. What was Dylan's score?

-Well done, Dylan, You scored 85.

-Well done! Well done.

-You're last up

-so you know what you have to beat.

-I have to beat Dyl.

-It'll be Bont v Turfs now again!

-Well done.

-That's all for this part

-but before we go...

-..here's Scott Williams

-knowing the enemy.

-See you in a bit.

-Knowing the Enemy

-Scott, are you ready for this?

-Scott, are you ready for this?

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-I think so.

-A quiz on Italy.

-You've obviously been there.

-Yes,

-but I wasn't concentrating much.

-Gareth did one on France a few weeks

-ago and it wasn't the best!

-Get more than him

-and you'll be fine.

-OK. Which Italian city

-was destroyed by a volcano?

-Pompeii.

-Pulled it out of the bag! Good!

-The capital city of Italy

-in Italian is...?

-Capital city? Rome.

-Right. In Italian?

-Roma.

-Tres bien. No, that's French!

-What's well done in Italian?

-Bien? That's French too.

-Which Italian player

-has the most international caps?

-Castrogiovanni.

-Three out of three.

-What was Italy's old currency?

-Lira.

-Lira.

-

-Well done.

-For which Italian team

-did John Charles play?

-The football player.

-Rome.

-Rome.

-

-No, Juventus.

-Name two Italian cars.

-Easy. Ferrari and Fiat.

-Well done. Name the Argentinian

-who was a fly half for Italy.

-Um... I'm rubbish with names.

-Double D.

-Double D.

-

-Katie Price.

-No! Diego Dominguez.

-Good answer though! Like it.

-Name three of the Welsh try scorers

-last year in Italy. Take your pick.

-George, Liam Williams.

-In the bag.

-How many did you get right?

-Four, five...

-Six! Good effort.

-Well done.

-He knew more than he let on.

-Very impressed with Pompeii.

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-Welcome back.

-On the sofa we have

-Dylan Garner and Ifan Jones Evans.

-You present several TV programmes...

-..but like your partner there,

-you also have a proper job.

-Yes, a real job.

-I live and work on our farm

-at Pontrhydygroes.

-If I'm not doing TV work,

-I'm working on the farm.

-How long has your family been there?

-Several generations,

-I'm not sure how many.

-We've been there for centuries.

-It's good you're carrying on

-the tradition.

-Farming is hard work.

-If you had to chose

-between farming and TV work...

-..would it be an easy choice?

-Yes - TV pays much better.

-How big is the farm?

-Do you want to know

-what's in my bank account?

-We have around 500 acres

-and we also rent some land.

-It's about 15 minutes away

-from Tregaron.

-You could fit the whole of Tregaron

-in 500 acres.

-We're the far side

-of Pontrhydfendigaid...

-..through Ffair-Rhos

-and we're in the next village.

-You present Fferm Ffactor.

-Is that coming back soon?

-Fferm Ffactor is coming back.

-We're filming in July.

-We're looking for contestants

-at the moment.

-I know X Factor. Is Fferm Ffactor

-for farmers who can sing?

-When it began

-they competed as individuals.

-Last year we changed format

-and had teams of three.

-The teams

-could be family or friends.

-At the end, the prize was a pickup.

-We set them

-different agricultural tasks....

-..fencing, shearing, judging stock,

-anything to do with farming.

-Farming involves

-so many different tasks.

-We want to put them

-through their paces.

-This year's prize

-is quite extravagant.

-That's right.

-Splitting a pickup between

-three was difficult...

-..but they managed it somehow.

-This time the prize

-is a once-in-a-lifetime holiday...

-..a trip to South America.

-The winning team will each win

-a holiday for four people.

-They'll visit different farms

-in South America...

-..and have time to relax

-and enjoy themselves.

-Farmers always want to see other

-farms when they're on holiday.

-They do.

-It's the same with building sites.

-Wherever I go, I always check

-out the building sites.

-When I was in Australia with the

-Lions, I spoke to a Welsh farmer.

-I asked him where he'd been.

-He said he hadn't seen Sydney Opera

-House or Sydney Harbour Bridge.

-"I went to visit a farm."

-That's how farmers are. We're hoping

-the prize will attract competitors.

-It's a great prize.

-How did you become a presenter?

-I worked as a runner making the tea

-on the Rasus programme...

-..and at the Royal Welsh.

-One evening over a pint...

-..someone asked me if I was

-interested in presenting.

-I told her

-I hadn't thought about it...

-..but she invited me

-for a screen test.

-I did the screen test and

-the rest is history, as they say.

-Was it a screen test for Mosgito?

-No, my first programme

-was Peirianhygoel...

-..with Gwenllian Palmer Jones.

-She lives in Australia. She married

-the Australian Handy Andy.

-Gwenllian and I did that

-and after that I did Mosgito.

-You've presented trotting races.

-I've presented Rasus for a while.

-Have you tried it?

-I tried it once with Megan Taff.

-She's a big name in the sport.

-I went around the Tir Prince course.

-It was one of the worst experiences

-I've ever had.

-You're so close to the horse's

-bottom and to the ground.

-You're not strapped in. If anything

-goes wrong it's like a catapult.

-It didn't appeal to me at all.

-You also present on Radio Cymru.

-I love working on radio. It's

-completely different to TV work.

-I'm lucky to do both

-at the moment. I love radio.

-You get an immediate reaction.

-If you say something silly

-or if something goes wrong...

-..someone will respond

-straight away.

-You have a rapport with listeners.

-Does anything go wrong?

-Things go wrong in a live

-three-hour programme...

-..like pressing the wrong button.

-When I first started,

-I left the microphone on.

-Rhydian Bowen Phillips

-was on the show.

-I played a song and we planned

-what we were going to discuss.

-I could see my phone flashing.

-"Why are people phoning me?"

-My brother knew I was on the radio.

-Then I looked up

-and saw the red On Air sign.

-I tried to remember what I'd said.

-I wondered if I'd sworn

-or said something stupid.

-I hadn't and I'm still there.

-That's why this programme

-isn't live.

-She'd have the sack and he'd

-be in jail. There'd only be me left.

-You got married last year.

-You got married last year.

-

-Yes, in October.

-Is everything OK?

-Is everything OK?

-

-Yes, although I'm a bit greyer.

-Things are going well.

-Why were you worried

-about wearing your ring?

-You hear horror stories

-about people losing fingers...

-..because a ring has caught

-in a rope or gate.

-It's lambing time now.

-I have heard stories about people

-losing rings inside cows or sheep.

-It's alright.

-You'll be having a lamb dinner

-and you'll find a ring on its leg.

-Minute to go.

-It's time to Hit the Bar.

-Come on Ifan. Where's Tom?

-Come and hold Ifan's balls.

-Up you go.

-Don't forget the golden ball.

-Ten points for between the posts

-and if you hit Mahler...

-I've got to beat him, right?

-I'm really nervous.

-You have twenty seconds

-and a score of 95 points to beat.

-Ready?

-Three, two, one...

-Three, two...

-Serious.

-He did well.

-What was Ifan's score?

-Ifan Jones Evans...

-..and Dylan Garner...

-..scored the same number of points.

-I said they were close in Tregaron.

-Congratulations to Scott Williams.

-He's the series champion.

-As you know we're been taking part

-in challenges.

-For the last programme in the series

-we chose a driving challenge.

-Here's what happened.

-Well done, Nige.

-He's done this before.

-Did you hit it?

-Did you hit it?

-

-No, he missed it.

-No.

-Well done.

-Well done.

-

-Well done.

-His chest's pumped out.

-Look at him.

-Got him?

-No, just missed but he hit that.

-Just parking, now.

-Gentle.

-Gentle.

-

-Gently.

-Here we go.

-Which one's the accelerator

-and which is the brake?

-That's not the brake.

-That's the first one gone.

-Watch the speed lights.

-You just concentrate on yourself.

-Has she hit it?

-She has.

-Oh hang on, brake now.

-Oh for goodness sake.

-Right hand down, right down.

-Sarra - mirror.

-Mirror, Sarra.

-Sarra! I can't see the mirror.

-Sarra!

-I'm checking how you're doing.

-Get your head out of the way.

-That wasn't good, was it?

-You're there but

-you're supposed to be over there.

-He's going fast now.

-He's going fast now.

-

-Too fast.

-Go a bit further over

-and you'll be in Barry.

-It's not even straight.

-We're all rubbish.

-Watch where you're going now.

-That reversing was good.

-That was good. Sarra's won.

-That's not straight.

-I'm faster than you.

-I'm faster than you.

-

-Was it a race?

-I was faster than you and

-better at reversing - just one cone.

-You were Driving Miss Daisies

-and rubbish at reversing.

-Technically,

-the overall winner is...

-..no, no, who's won the challenge?

-You won the reversing.

-I'll give it to you this time.

-You did kill somebody.

-You killed a cone.

-Let's look at the scoreboard.

-I have 14 points

-and you two have 16 points.

-To make it a bit more exciting...

-..we've decided that whoever wins

-the last task is the overall winner.

-You've seen us driving trucks.

-In the next part

-you'll see us racing cars.

-We have to chose them first.

-Before we get blown away...

-Before we get blown away...

-

-Crouch, bind, set.

-We've even got a hooker.

-If I'm a hooker,

-you're a pair of dirty props.

-Which car do you want?

-The Lamborghini because there

-are so many on my drive at home.

-Penelope Pitstop.

-I'll take the next one because

-I couldn't fit in the others.

-It's a Maserati.

-I don't have a choice.

-What is that, a Porsche?

-It's a Ferrari.

-This is an Italian challenge.

-Ferrari.

-Porsche isn't Italian.

-We're ready.

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-Subtitles

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-Subtitles

-Welcome back.

-As you know, during the series...

-..we've been to Welsh rugby clubs

-and issued a challenge.

-Before we reveal the winner...

-..here are the highlights

-of Six Tries For A Welshman.

-Right, straight, now. Kick!

-On! On! On! No, the other way!

-Three steps.

-Three small, small steps...

-..and swing, swing!

-A bit to the right!

-Left!

-Two steps.

-Two steps.

-On! On! On!

-The series winners

-of Six Tries For A Welshman are...

-..Bala RFC!

-Yes, well done, Bala RFC.

-Here's your prize.

-Here's your prize.

-

-Oh, great.

-Woo!

-Woo!

-

-Fantastic.

-Woo!

-A picture

-of Last Of The Summer Wine.

-Hang it where you like,

-in the clubhouse, the toilet.

-That's your prize.

-It's back to the racing challenge.

-It's time to see

-how well we can drive.

-Winner takes all, as they say.

-Sarra goes first.

-Sarra Elgan in the Lamborghini.

-Let's see if she can drive a car

-as well as she drove a lorry.

-All out!

-It's hard to drive in heels, Sarra.

-Slow down for the chicane.

-Foot down again. Go on, Sarra!

-I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!

-Here she comes.

-Over the finishing line.

-Be careful in case

-those airbags go off.

-Well done, Sarra.

-Right.

-Let's find out your time.

-Who's got the envelope?

-What was Sarra's time?

-Sarra - one minute, 11 seconds.

-Sarra - one minute, 11 seconds.

-

-That's pretty good!

-Nigel's next. Here we go.

-Nigel Owens,

-one of the world's best refs.

-How good a driver is he?

-Come on, Nige. Foot down!

-Nigel chose the Ferrari,

-thinking it was a Porsche.

-Let's hope he knows more

-about rugby than cars.

-Yes, it is fast, Nige.

-This is not soccer.

-Or rugby, Nigel.

-Foot down again!

-Excellent.

-Nigel Owens in his Referrari.

-Is there a TMO?

-Who has Nigel's time?

-Go on, let's hear it.

-Right then.

-Look at his face!

-You're so competitive.

-Nigel, your time was...

-..one minute, five seconds.

-Faster by six seconds?

-Five seconds.

-No, six seconds faster.

-Right, I was the last to go.

-Let's see how I did.

-Last might be first, we'll see.

-Here's Jonathan Jiffy Davies.

-Jiff has chosen the car

-with the longest nose.

-I wonder why?

-He hasn't got much to say

-driving the Maserati.

-I've never seen him so quiet.

-Look at that face.

-Chris Evans, are you watching?

-Are you looking for a new Stig?

-Around the final bend...

-..and across the finishing line.

-That's end of the final challenge

-in the series.

-I don't know. Maybe he was faster.

-You won last time, didn't you?

-Your time was...

-..one minute...

-..eight seconds.

-Well done, Nige.

-Right, now then, the game on...

-Put money in it!

-It's the last weekend

-of the Six Nations.

-We all think that Wales

-will win against Italy, do we?

-Yes.

-A win with 50 points, maybe?

-Something like that, I think.

-Something like that, I think.

-

-The pressure's off now.

-And a couple of new faces back in.

-Now then, the next game.

-Scotland go to Ireland.

-Who do you think will win?

-Who do you think will win?

-

-Ireland.

-The kitchen

-might be going back next week!

-The final game,

-which he's refereeing.

-It's about time.

-It's about time.

-

-His only game!

-I'm really looking forward to it.

-The atmosphere out in Paris.

-England will be going

-all out to win...

-..and I think France

-will throw everything at them.

-It'll be interesting.

-France or England?

-I think England will do it.

-They've got a point to prove after

-the World Cup and they look strong.

-I think they'll do it.

-He's right, they do look strong.

-They looked good

-against Wales in the first half.

-France aren't great this year,

-so England.

-You would need a big shock or a

-really poor ref for France to win.

-Where are you working?

-I'll be out in Italy, watching

-both games in a bar, probably.

-Enjoying myself.

-What's next for you?

-You've been modelling

-Ted Baker, haven't you?

-Yes, I've done Ted Baker

-for a couple of years.

-I'm in Leicester with White Stuff

-on Monday and Tuesday.

-Good luck. How about you?

-I'm modelling

-for Calvin Klein next week.

-Underwear?

-Underwear?

-

-Underwear, yes.

-Lambing first, then after that,

-I've just had some exciting news.

-I'm getting a new slot

-on Radio Cymru.

-I'm moving from Tuesday nights

-to Saturdays, 11.00am to 2.00pm.

-That starts after Easter.

-Remember to listen

-between eleven and two.

-That's it for tonight

-and the series.

-Thanks to our guests,

-Dylan Garner and Ifan Jones Evans.

-Good luck to Wales

-against Italy tomorrow...

-..and in New Zealand in the summer.

-Goodnight.

-Hang on, it's the last programme.

-We must have the song.

-Goodness me.

-Christopher!

-Christopher!

-

-Hello, here I am!

-# Come on now, Wales

-# This is our chance

-# To lift our heads up

-# And shout out loud

-# The Welsh boys, we love you all

-# Beat Italy

-# Do this for us #

-Off!

-S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf.

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