Pennod 6 Jonathan

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-Hello and welcome to the show.

-It's the big game tomorrow,

-Wales versus England.

-I think it'll be

-the championship decider.

-Moving quickly on,

-please welcome Sarra Elgan.

-As usual,

-he wants to make an entrance.

-What will he come on as tonight?

-# Swing low, sweet chariot

-# Comin' for to carry me home

-# Swing low, sweet chariot

-# Comin' for to carry me home #

-Who are you supposed to be?

-Who are you supposed to be?

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-I'm a centurion.

-Maximus Pontius Nigellus Penus.

-I was the charioteer.

-You got the last bit right.

-You got the last bit right.

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-Where is the chariot?

-Parked

-where every chariot should be.

-This Englishman can tell you where.

-The first Englishman ever

-on the Jonathan set.

-Put those on.

-Put those on.

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-Wearing his jersey with pride.

-There'll be subtitles for you.

-Take them off when Jonathan talks.

-You'll understand him anyway.

-You've been working away,

-haven't you?

-Yes, I've been in St Vincent

-in the Caribbean.

-Right, who are tonight's guests?

-My little girl had a little curl

-A curl as bright as copper.

-A curl that curled around her head

-Would bounce on her spacehopper.

-There we are!

-Still smiling!

-Again, unlike the wife.

-Eyeballs on a house...

-..and a cow.

-I need more than that.

-I need more than that.

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-Correction - a camel, not a cow.

-Please welcome actor Julian Lewis

-Jones and comedian Tudur Owen.

-What's this, boys? Fashion?

-It's for a part, darling.

-It's for a part, darling.

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-No excuse, I'm just copying him.

-You look alike.

-We do. Maybe it's an Anglesey thing.

-Why is he dressed as a toilet brush?

-Not a toilet brush, a centurion.

-On the chariot.

-Less Russell Crowe,

-more Russell Grant.

-We saw a clip

-from Beryl, Meryl A Cheryl.

-Yes, I was the pretty one.

-Is playing a woman difficult?

-Is playing a woman difficult?

-

-No, I found it very easy.

-I already had the boobs,

-which helped.

-I had my whole body waxed

-by some woman in Barry.

-Balls and all,

-even though I didn't show them.

-What are the most awkward roles

-you've had to play?

-Apart from yourselves?

-The policeman character

-that I did years ago.

-PC Leslie Wynne?

-PC Leslie Wynne?

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-He became a monster.

-Fiction and reality got blurred.

-You'd see farmers

-looking at me like this.

-I said I wasn't a real policeman,

-but that wasn't what worried them.

-He was a monster,

-and I got rid of him.

-I did a series called Belonging.

-I played Moz...

-..a character who slept

-with a mother and daughter...

-..of his best friend.

-..of his best friend.

-

-He's excited now!

-When the series was on TV,

-we'd just moved to Carmarthenshire.

-This bloke came up to me.

-"Hey, it's Moz, isn't it?

-It's Moz! What's it like then?"

-What do you mean?

-"Mother and daughter!"

-What's it like?

-Sorry, mate, that's acting.

-"No, it's not. I know you!"

-We'll talk more after the news.

-After hearing

-about Kanye West's financial woes...

-..wife Kim Kardashian has got a job

-advertising gaffer tape.

-She's got an amazing figure.

-She's got an amazing figure.

-

-I thought it was you!

-Very funny.

-Very funny.

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-It was like Sarra.

-Apparently, Eddie Jones has had

-a close look at some Welsh players.

-He got a shock when he saw

-Luke Charteris in the shower.

-Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall

-have tied the knot.

-Congratulations!

-Yay!

-We've got a photo of Rupert

-on the morning after the wedding.

-Wales had last weekend off, but

-let's see how they've done so far.

-Faletau heads for the line.

-Superb by Taulupe Faletau.

-Gareth Davies has no support,

-but he's still going.

-He's lost the defenders.

-What a try!

-Surely Jamie Roberts will score?

-Is George North going all the way?

-Yes, he is!

-Perhaps Wales

-are starting to cut loose.

-George North racing down the left.

-He lost control,

-but got a second chance.

-What a stroke of luck!

-Wales stuck it out

-until the final seconds...

-..and do enough to keep

-their championship dream alive.

-Tudur, have you enjoyed

-the championship so far?

-Yes, very much.

-I'm a bit disappointed

-with our performances...

-..despite the results

-mainly going our way.

-Maybe they've been

-saving it for England.

-Have you enjoyed it?

-Have you enjoyed it?

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-Drawing the first game was unlucky.

-We should have won it.

-We should have won it.

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-Yes, I know.

-It ruled out the grand slam,

-but that's Wales for you.

-We always improve as it goes on.

-I hope there's a big performance

-tomorrow afternoon.

-You've both played rugby.

-Tudur, you played

-when you were younger.

-Your nickname on the field

-was Howard the Coward.

-Why?

-You've spoken to the boys

-at Caernarfon RFC.

-It stems from one incident

-at Rhydfelen.

-I had a misunderstanding

-with this huge No.8.

-He decided that he was

-going to get intimate with me.

-All I said was...

-.."Let's talk about this."

-The boys heard me

-trying to deal with this bloke.

-By the time we got home,

-the story had reached Caernarfon...

-..that the bloke chased after me,

-hence Howard the Coward.

-You played at Rugby Aid last year...

-..with Shane Williams

-and Louis Spence.

-Louis Spence!

-That powerhouse of a winger!

-I hadn't played rugby

-since I was a boy.

-I was playing with Serge Betsen,

-AJ Venter and Brad Thorn.

-Shane was captain, Justin Marshall,

-Thinus Delport, just fantastic.

-That's all for this part,

-but come back after the break.

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-Welcome back.

-Tudur, you were supposed to be

-on the show two months ago...

-..but you got injured.

-Yes, I went skiing,

-as I do every year.

-I fell, to cut a long story short.

-What did you break?

-What did you break?

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-Seven ribs.

-Seven.

-I thought I only had six!

-I broke seven of them.

-I was going down a run

-which wasn't too steep and I fell.

-I don't remember much.

-My son was with me.

-He said that some French people

-had clapped, so it was spectacular.

-I felt it hurting and I could feel

-the ribs crunching.

-A bloke came and said

-"You won't be skiing for too long".

-He said "You lie down

-on this stretcher".

-I lay down and he

-was skiing me down on the stretcher.

-We reached the bottom

-and I thanked him many times.

-He replied "That's OK, that will be

-300 of your pounds, please".

-Nothing is free.

-Are you better?

-Yes, but I was in hospital

-for two to three weeks.

-In hospital there?

-All you can do with broken ribs

-is to just lie there.

-Out there, or back here?

-I was out there like this

-for one week.

-I learnt how to ask for painkillers

-in French.

-"Je voudrais anti-douleur,

-si'l vous plait."

-You're used to being in dangerous

-situations, on stage doing stand-up.

-Do you enjoy it or is it a rush?

-It's a challenge every time.

-I go to England to do a job...

-..and every time,

-they don't know who you are.

-You only have a few seconds

-to win them over.

-It certainly keeps you regular!

-To Liverpool and Manchester.

-That's right.

-I was in Wigan

-when Wales played France.

-I had messed up my diary.

-I was in this big social club

-in Wigan.

-I asked "Any chance I

-can put the rugby on the telly?".

-"We'll be putting it on now",

-a woman told me.

-They put the TV on

-and St Helen's was playing Hull KR.

-"Oh, no, I mean the union.

-"Oh, no, I mean the union.

-

-"Oh, no, none of that".

-No way, they will only show

-rugby league.

-What did you used to do?

-What did you used to do?

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-I was a professional skier!

-I got into stand-up through TV.

-I worked as a floor manager.

-I found myself standing in front

-of audiences like this one...

-..keeping them happy and saying a

-few jokes. One thing led to another.

-You did a bit of everything

-before becoming an actor.

-I worked in gyms in London.

-I lived in America,

-worked on a tuna ship.

-Working as a labourer.

-I was in America when I was 22,

-and I was in the cinema one day...

-..and I thought, "I could do that".

-Something in my head told me

-that I had not done it before...

-..but I was going to be an actor.

-It's worked out for you.

-It's worked out for you.

-

-Yes, through luck.

-People still believe I'm an actor!

-I'm just a failed electrician!

-Tudur, you perform in Welsh

-and in English.

-Is there a difference

-between English and Welsh humour?

-No, people laugh at the same things.

-What about a difference in the

-humour of North and South Wales?

-Well, as you can see tonight, they

-don't understand what I'm saying!

-They are laughing.

-That English fella has laughed!

-You said that if things are going

-well, the buzz is brilliant.

-But when it goes wrong,

-it's terrible.

-Do you get heckled?

-I get heckled almost every night.

-It's so obvious that I'm Welsh

-because of my accent...

-..the first thing I do

-is get it out of the way.

-"I'm from Wales".

-Usually someone makes a sheep noise.

-I have to deal with that...

-..and I have some lines prepared.

-I can't say them on S4C!

-Yes, you can!

-There is a way to deal with it.

-Going to places like Liverpool

-to do a gig is difficult.

-In Liverpool, they like to join in.

-One of the best lines I heard was

-by an MC a few weeks ago.

-A group of women from

-Liverpool were out on a hen night.

-They all had a St Tropez tan.

-Were you there?

-Were you there?

-

-No!

-A different colour to you.

-Yellow!

-You mean a different orange!

-This bloke was brilliant.

-The women had been loud all night.

-He said "Look at these women,

-aren't they all gorgeous".

-They replied "I love you,

-I think you're fantastic".

-He said "You could stop traffic".

-"Well, you could slow them down

-because you're orange!"

-It was a brilliant line.

-You've done TV and stand-up.

-Where else would you like

-to take your comedy?

-I'm going to the Edinburgh Fringe

-in August for a month.

-It's a real challenge

-and a different crowd.

-You can't do a club act there.

-You must prepare an hour's show

-which has a narrative.

-I'll be there for a month

-and playing 26 nights.

-26 nights?

-26 nights?

-

-Yes.

-Can you tell us about the show?

-Can you tell us about the show?

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-It's about being Welsh.

-It can't be in Welsh;

-they won't understand you!

-There's a bit of Welsh in it.

-I speak about the language,

-about being Welsh.

-It's interesting

-how many English people...

-..don't know much

-about Wales and Welsh.

-The kind of things we face

-as Welsh people.

-I hope I can inform people, but of

-course, I have to make them laugh.

-You've also opened a restaurant.

-A little cafe.

-How does it work.

-Is there stand-up there too?

-It's a cafe during the day,

-serving simple food.

-I don't cook, by the way!

-I can't make toast.

-It's called Ty Golchi.

-My parents loved it.

-Hurrah!

-It serves food during the day.

-We put events on

-every couple of months.

-Comedians on the circuit

-come to North Wales.

-He's free in the summer.

-I've heard your food is funny.

-If you dress like a Roman centurion

-toilet brush, the job's yours!

-You have some interesting signs

-in the car park.

-I got some stick.

-Here's the sign.

-The owners do not accept

-any responsibility...

-..for lost cars or property

-or any damage suffered here.

-Sensible.

-Sensible.

-

-That was Welsh.

-Here's the literal translation.

-First line at the Fringe - sorted!

-English, as spoken on Anglesey.

-What was behind that?

-Just a little joke.

-So many English signs are translated

-into Welsh using the Internet.

-They are rubbish, sometimes ghastly.

-I turned it upside down.

-I got someone else to write it

-for me in proper Welsh.

-I put it through Google Translate

-and that's what came out.

-Perfect, so I put it on a sign.

-Some people laugh.

-Some people take offence

-and I've had some abuse.

-Don't worry about that.

-You get it on Twitter all the time.

-You get it on Twitter all the time.

-

-All the time.

-I had one this week. Who was he?

-I had one this week. Who was he?

-

-I'm not getting involved.

-On Twitter was "Can you get rid

-of Jonathan from the show...

-"..because Sarra and Nigel

-are carrying him".

-Quite right.

-I answered in Welsh "Ta-ta, fool".

-He thanked me for replying in Welsh.

-I told him it was a pleasure

-and blocked him!

-Tudur, you're a comedian.

-Apparently there's another comedian

-here. I haven't met him yet.

-He fancies himself as

-a bit of a comedian. Don't you?

-I've never said that.

-Let's have a quiz/challenge.

-The rules are simple,

-otherwise Nigel won't understand.

-You have to guess

-the punchline of a joke.

-Cool.

-You take this. It's a great sound.

-You use your whistle.

-You'll enjoy that.

-Two aerials get married

-and apparently the ceremony...

-What's the punchline?

-Something about reception...

-The ceremony was rubbish...

-The ceremony was rubbish...

-

-..but the reception was fantastic.

-The reception was fantastic.

-Well done Tudur.

-Great, fantastic.

-What's the difference?

-It's not working.

-It's not working.

-

-You make the noise.

-Here's another one.

-I went to the zoo. There was

-only one dog there. What was it?

-Shih Tzu.

-Yes!

-Jokes are all about...

-..the timing.

-What is the difference

-between snowmen and snow women?

-Snowballs. Thank you.

-Well done.

-What's that in Welsh?

-What's that in Welsh?

-

-Dim ceilliau.

-He didn't get that.

-He didn't get that.

-

-Snowballs are peli eira.

-Here's a decider.

-What happened to the paper shop?

-What happened to the paper shop?

-

-It was blown away.

-A minute to go.

-It's time to Hit the Bar.

-Who's the Barman, Nige?

-It's the guy who started all the

-trouble between Wales and England.

-Who is it?

-Edward I.

-Edward I.

-

-King Edward I.

-There's an intelligent crowd

-in tonight.

-I thought it would be Austin Healey.

-Josh? Joshua?

-Have you ever held

-a pair of Welsh balls before?

-Come out and hold the balls for...

-who's going first?

-Tudur!

-Hello.

-Josh, on your knees.

-Tip the balls out.

-Can I ask you to put this jacket on?

-That rose is getting on my nerves.

-You have twenty seconds.

-Ten points for hitting King Edward.

-Five points for between the posts.

-If you score with the golden ball,

-we'll double those points.

-Put that in amongst the balls.

-You're so childish.

-Don't let me down, Tarquin.

-He's making sheep noises.

-Just before you eat them, we...

-Wheyhey!

-Three, two, one...

-Faster, Tudur.

-Faster, Tudur.

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-Put them in the same place, Tarquin.

-Quicker!

-Just give me the balls.

-Three...

-What was Tudur's score?

-Tudur, we've seen better.

-We haven't seen much worse.

-You scored twenty points.

-They're better than me?

-They're better than me?

-

-Everyone is better than you.

-That's all for this part

-but before we go...

-..here's our old friend

-Austin Healey catching some balls.

-See you after the break.

-Keep them coming. Wait, not yet.

-How long have I got?

-How long have I got?

-

-Two seconds left.

-One, two, three, four, five, six...

-..seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.

-Not a bad effort, Austin Healey.

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-Welcome back.

-Julian Lewis Jones and Tudur Owen

-join me on the sofa tonight.

-We know you did a lot

-before you became an actor.

-You didn't want to be an actor,

-did you?

-No, I wanted to be

-a marine biologist.

-I love fishing and I live

-on an island so it made sense.

-But unfortunately,

-when I was in Form 4...

-..my careers advisor

-told me I was too thick.

-He told me to find a trade.

-"Go be a fitter, electrician

-or a brickie." So that's what I did.

-I tried to be an electrician,

-and the rest is history.

-You've been in some big movies,

-like the world-famous Invictus...

-..about South Africa and Mandela and

-Pienaar winning the Rugby World Cup.

-Are you still in touch

-with Clint Eastwood?

-He was with us over Christmas.

-Where? Nantgaredig?

-On Anglesey.

-We went clay pigeon shooting.

-You and Clint?

-You and Clint?

-

-Yes.

-Serious?

-Serious?

-

-No.

-What was he like?

-He was fantastic, a real gent.

-He was very quiet.

-He never said "action" and "cut". He

-learned that on spaghetti westerns.

-If the director shouted "action"

-and "cut" it would scare the horses.

-He would treat the actors

-like horses.

-He's got a great sense of humour.

-I remember filming in Ellis Park,

-re-creating the final.

-It wasn't scripted, but he wanted to

-film everybody singing the anthem.

-Of course, I'm an Anglesey boy.

-He asked Tony, who was playing

-my counterpart, Jason...

-..the ANC bodyguard.

-"Jason, I want you to come down

-the stairs and meet Julian here.

-"Julian, you walk up the stairs

-and you meet in the middle here.

-"I want you to sing the anthem.

-"Jason, I want you to sing

-the first part...

-..and, Julian, I want you to sing

-the Afrikaans part."

-"There'll be a big camera.

-A big close-up right there."

-Oh!

-OK.

-Then he pulled the Eastwood face.

-"You do know it, right?"

-"Um...

-"..no, not really."

-"OK, well, I guess

-you're the strong, silent type."

-"OK, roll cameras."

-You've made a few blockbusters

-since that one.

-You've worked on The Eagle

-and Zero Dark Thirty.

-What was it like to work on those?

-What was it like to work on those?

-

-I've been very lucky.

-I've worked with

-three Oscar-winning directors.

-Kathryn Bigelow, who directed

-Zero Dark Thirty, is lovely.

-She has similar qualities

-to Clint Eastwood.

-She never shouts or makes a fuss.

-She shot Point Break

-and Zero Dark Thirty.

-Kevin Macdonald was the same.

-I got to work with Channing Tatum

-for a month. He was a great lad.

-He's handsome, isn't he?

-He's handsome, isn't he?

-

-He's a good boy. We had a good sesh.

-Do you know Channing Tatum?

-It always goes back to,

-"We had a good sesh", doesn't it?

-Have you ever been starstruck?

-Sporting personalities

-are my heroes.

-You get a lot of those

-doing cameos on Stella.

-You get Shane, Mike Phillips

-and Scott Quinnell turning up.

-Quinnell's quite an actor now.

-He's a regular on Stella.

-That's how Scott is.

-That's how Scott is.

-

-He gets all the best lines.

-He swears in every episode.

-You appeared in Merlin, didn't you?

-You were killed.

-I always get killed. They look at me

-and think, "He does dead well.

-"He does death very well."

-When I made Elfie Hopkins

-I was killed with a knife.

-I was killed with a sword

-in The Tudors.

-My head was cut off in The Eagle,

-I was shot dead in Spooks.

-I haven't been tasered yet.

-I've died on stage many times.

-It isn't easy.

-You've been three different people

-on Casualty - not at the same time.

-No.

-Did the three of them die?

-Did the three of them die?

-

-They call that schizophrenic.

-The first character I played

-was a Bangor lad called Terry.

-I remember deciding to play him

-as a Bangor lad.

-People from Bangor

-say "Aye" after everything.

-"I went out last night, aye,

-and had a couple of pints, aye.

-"Then I fell, aye."

-The director said to me, "You know

-this, "aye" thing you're doing?

-"Could you not do it as much?

-It's very confusing."

-I once asked a lad from Bangor,

-"Have you got Wi-Fi?"

-"No, she left me, aye".

-Every week

-we do a challenge together.

-This time, they asked us

-to bring the big guns out.

-This is what happened.

-There you go.

-What are those wellies?

-You haven't done much work

-in those.

-They're red for Wales.

-The bullets can't kill us, can they?

-The bullets can't kill us, can they?

-

-Of course they can.

-That's quite dangerous.

-That's quite dangerous.

-

-Are you ready to kill some clays?

-Yes. Here we go.

-With all the corporate days

-you go on, you've done this loads.

-Me and Sarra are too working class

-to go on corporate days.

-Common.

-Pull.

-Have you got to clear up

-these orange bits?

-You'd better be careful then.

-Pull.

-You could have done better.

-You could have done better.

-

-You look like Ben off Crossroads.

-Miss.

-Miss.

-

-Miles away!

-Come on, Nigel!

-Damn, damn!

-Pull.

-Good shot, Sar.

-Good shot, Sar.

-

-One.

-She's used to pulling.

-Yeah!

-Good shot.

-What are you doing?

-This time, two come out at the same

-time and they cross.

-We just have to shoot

-as soon as possible.

-You could shoot two at once.

-You could shoot two at once.

-

-You can shoot two at once.

-Pull.

-Ah!

-Wahey!

-What are you doing?! Jesus!

-Pull.

-You had the first one,

-but there was no skill involved.

-No skill at all.

-No skill at all.

-

-Like your refereeing, Nige.

-That was in Barry, the second one.

-Pull.

-I give up. I didn't like that one.

-It was rubbish.

-Good boy, Jiff. Well done.

-Good boy, Jiff. Well done.

-

-Good shooting.

-You like winning, don't you?

-Well done.

-I guess you want to see the board.

-We know where you'll be.

-We know where you'll be.

-

-Yes, we do. Can we see it?

-Surprise surprise!

-Surprise surprise!

-

-16 all, Jiff.

-Right, one minute to go.

-Right, one minute to go.

-

-Time for us to Hit the Bar.

-Right, where are you, Jac?

-Where are you from?

-Where are you from?

-

-The Amman.

-The Amman!

-Up you come

-to hold the balls for Julian.

-Julian, up you get.

-The golden ball doubles the points.

-Ten points for hitting King Edward

-I and five for every conversion.

-A Welshman to hold his balls!

-Ready?

-Ready?

-

-Ready. Aye.

-Three, two, one.

-A bit faster, Julian!

-Three, two...

-Three, two...

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-WHISTLE

-Well done.

-Well done.

-

-Well done. What was Julian's score?

-Julian Lewis Jones, well done.

-You got 70!

-Well done, Julian.

-We'll take a short break now...

-..but let's see how well

-Jeremy Guscott knows the enemy.

-Wales has the highest concentration

-of what in the world?

-I know this one

-because I come over quite a bit...

-..and the guy who drives me

-always talks about Wales.

-I reckon it's castles.

-Correct!

-Can you name the highest peak

-in Wales?

-Snowdon.

-Snowdon.

-

-Correct.

-Do you know the name in Welsh?

-Do you know the name in Welsh?

-

-No.

-Which mathematical sign...

-..did Welsh mathematician

-Robert Recorde invent?

-Minus.

-Minus.

-

-Incorrect. It was the equal sign.

-Name either of the Welsh emblems.

-Daffodil.

-Daffodil.

-Can you finish this place name -

-Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn...

-..drobwllllantysilio...

-..drobwllllantysilio...

-

-..go go goch.

-It's the only thing I'll ever know.

-Wales and England have played rugby

-against each other 127 times.

-Which team has won the most games?

-Wales.

-Wales.

-

-Incorrect! It's actually England.

-I'm not very good at this.

-If you're eating Cocs Penclawdd,

-what are you eating?

-Cockles?

-Who is more famous?

-Jonathan Davies or Nigel Owens?

-Jiffy. Has to be Jiffy.

-He's more famous in my eyes anyway.

-Jiffy.

-Jeremy Guscott, congratulations.

-You scored 5.

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-Subtitles

-Subtitles

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-Subtitles

-Welcome back. Every week, a Welsh

-rugby club takes our challenge.

-Bala are leading the way

-at the moment.

-This week, it's Dolgellau's turn

-to play Six Attempts For A Welshman.

-Rob Daf, second row.

-Bobby Charlton, striker.

-Llion Lloyd, fullback.

-Dewi Thomas, chief disco dancer.

-Samson Lee, prop.

-Skip, hooker.

-One!

-Two.

-Three.

-One.

-Two.

-Three.

-One more.

-Two.

-Three.

-Two, three.

-Four!

-One, two.

-Three.

-One.

-Two.

-Three.

-Gerwyn Thomas,

-Dolgellau Rugby Club, cold and wet.

-Dolgellau Rugby Club.

-Every week, we ask

-the audience to quiz us.

-It's time for The Inquisition.

-Hannah Griffiths. Where are you?

-Stand up. Where are you from?

-Pontypridd.

-The clue's on the shirt.

-A question for Sarra.

-Since your father played

-for Wales and the Lions...

-..did you ever want to play rugby?

-We didn't get the chance at school.

-It's more popular these days

-as the women's game has grown.

-I would have liked to.

-Will you let your daughter play?

-Will you let your daughter play?

-

-If she wants to play.

-On the wing. Out of trouble.

-Not in the front row.

-I would have liked to

-but there was no opportunity.

-We also have a question

-from a celebrity.

-This week it's the former

-Wales captain, Gareth Thomas.

-My question is for Jiffy.

-When you went to rugby league,

-had both codes still been amateur...

-..you must have 100,000 reasons

-why you wouldn't have gone.

-But in reality, would you have

-gone to league or stayed in union?

-The truth.

-Would I want to leave my home to

-play a game I'd never played before?

-Give up any hope

-of playing for Wales again.

-I would have stayed where I was

-and I only left for the money.

-There were more than 100,000 reasons

-why I decided to go, by the way.

-That's the answer, Gareth.

-Do you have any regrets about going?

-Maybe I should have stayed

-for the Lions tour in 1989.

-But you never know the future.

-I had a great time playing league.

-I had two great years

-playing in Australia.

-What's next for you, Tudur?

-I'm off to Edinburgh.

-Lots of stand-up.

-I'll also be doing

-my favourite thing.

-Presenting on the radio

-with Manon Rogers and Dyl Mei.

-There's someone sitting behind you

-who looks like Dyl Mei.

-He does!

-He looks like Dyl Mei

-before he started drinking.

-That's what I do

-every Friday afternoon and Saturday.

-I love the radio.

-What about you, Julian?

-I'll be in an episode

-of Y Gwyll/Hinterland.

-I'm also part of a production team

-trying to get the money together...

-..to make a film about the

-women's rugby World Cup in 1991.

-That happened in Wales.

-So we're trying to get that going.

-I like the production side.

-If you need a player, I could

-make up for missing out at school.

-You're too old.

-Let's move on.

-It's a huge game tomorrow.

-Wales up in Twickenham again.

-The last game was just awesome.

-What do you expect tomorrow?

-Every year is the same, it's all

-build up to battling the old foe.

-They'll be hurting

-after the World Cup.

-They seem to be improving

-with every game.

-I can't think about the nightmare

-of Wales losing.

-Eddie Jones

-has given England confidence.

-There's a lot of political

-correctness b******t going around.

-You can see them

-enjoying the game again.

-He lets them have the odd pint

-and lets them off the leash.

-They are much more relaxed

-than they were during the World Cup.

-Wales haven't played their best

-yet. They haven't clicked.

-If they click, it'll take

-a good side to beat them.

-Our experience may be crucial.

-Players like Alun Wyn

-have that experience.

-The fear factor of Twickenham

-is gone.

-We've beaten them there and

-kicked them out of the World Cup.

-That should play into our hands.

-They'll be desperate to win

-and that may be their weakness.

-The Welsh team also looks stronger

-than it did during the World Cup.

-England are also stronger

-and they're more relaxed.

-The pressure was massive during the

-World Cup and they should have won.

-Heads on the block -

-score predictions?

-Wales to win by six points.

-Wales to win by three points.

-If we can stop Billy Vunipola,

-Wales to win.

-Who's the ref?

-Craig Joubert.

-Craig Joubert.

-

-Back to the sprinting ground.

-He's an exceptional referee.

-It's a big game for him.

-If the scrum goes well for Wales,

-we'll win.

-I think the scrum

-is extremely important this time.

-If they see the scrum

-going back or collapsing...

-..Farrell will kick England

-into victory.

-The same is true the other way

-with Biggar.

-Who do you think will win?

-Who do you think will win?

-

-WALES!

-Josh, who do you think will win?

-Josh, who do you think will win?

-

-England!

-We'll find out tomorrow.

-It's a huge game.

-Thanks to our guests,

-Julian Lewis Jones and Tudur Owen.

-We'll see you next week.

-Come on, boys.

-Hold on now. Hold on.

-You've forgotten something.

-I was trying to forget.

-It's his birthday tomorrow.

-It's his birthday tomorrow.

-

-Sixty-five!

-Bus pass tomorrow.

-Chris Needs, Happy Birthday.

-Hola!

-You need to get up as well.

-Get up and sing your hearts out.

-Or we'll be here all night.

-# You can park your

-flippin' chariots where you want

-# That song really irritates us

-# You can park

-your flippin' chariots

-# Park your flippin' chariots

-# Park your flippin' chariots

-where you want

-# Singing aye aye yippee yippee aye

-# Singing aye aye yippee yippee aye

-# Singing aye aye yippee

-# Aye aye yippee

-# Aye aye yippee yippee aye

-# Singing aye aye yippee yippee aye

-# Singing aye aye yippee yippee aye

-# Singing aye aye yippee

-# Aye aye yippee

-# Aye aye yippee yippee aye #

-Off, off! Off, off!

-S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf.

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