Pennod 5 Jonathan

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-Hello and welcome to the show.

-Wales won on Friday night.

-It wasn't a pretty game.

-But, speaking of pretty...

-..here she is.

-That's the first time this series

-you've given me a compliment.

-Ireland lost again.

-Things aren't going your way.

-Do you have to mention that now?

-Is there a hangman's noose

-outside the front door?

-Where is he then?

-Where are your shoes? What's up?

-I forgot my boots.

-He turned up at Twickenham

-on Saturday without boots.

-My theory was that you're too tight

-to buy new ones.

-You stick it on Twitter

-and get a new pair free.

-I've been reffing for 28 years.

-It's the first time

-I've forgotten my boots.

-First thing in the bag.

-Here's a gift for you.

-From me, personally.

-Sign them, give them back

-and I'll sell them on eBay.

-Size 9 - well done.

-You know what they say

-about people with small feet.

-Small boots!

-Small boots!

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-Size 17s.

-Millimetres.

-Who's on the show tonight?

-Brilliant.

-Aimee-Ffion.

-winnings yet

-not good for you

-I'm happy to be here.

-# It's all good news, there's

-loads to choose at Gocompare #

-A great voice.

-I'm the tutor. I'm Nia.

-# Ah #

-It's fantastic.

-It's fantastic.

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-What if they find him?

-They won't find him.

-They won't find him.

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-What if they do?

-Get out of the flat.

-Get out of the flat.

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-Living your real life.

-I'm sorry. I really am.

-I know that now.

-It's very funny.

-Please welcome the actress

-Aimee-Ffion Edwards...

-..and Mr Gio Compario, Wynne Evans.

-Welcome. Were you there on Friday?

-Welcome. Were you there on Friday?

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-I was there. It was cold.

-It was cold and late.

-What do you think

-of Friday night games?

-Interesting but a bit dreary.

-Interesting but a bit dreary.

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-Was the atmosphere good?

-There was atmosphere.

-There was atmosphere.

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-It was electric.

-I watched it from the hotel

-up in Twickenham.

-I couldn't hear the atmosphere.

-It sounded dead.

-The anthem was great.

-Turn the volume up.

-I heard your voice

-so I turned it off.

-You and Brian Moore had a few words.

-You texted me.

-Stick one on him, Jiff.

-We'll talk in a while

-but first the news.

-Thanks, Jonathan.

-Here's a photo of Boris Johnson.

-He's preparing for his next debate

-with David Cameron about the EU.

-Bookies still don't give Trump

-a canary's chance in the election.

-But he does look like one.

-In Oscars week, we've got our

-own special Nigel awards to present.

-First up, the Nigel for best acting

-on the field. Watch this.

-Keep an eye on the prop.

-That's the news.

-Wales beat France in a rather

-uninspiring match on Friday night.

-Here are the highlights.

-The team that loses

-can forget the championship.

-Les Bleus versus the reds.

-Wales are winning in the air.

-North flies down the left.

-He's missed the kick ahead.

-He's got a second chance.

-Brilliant defence.

-Another drive

-and the try has come this time.

-Wales stood firm

-until the final seconds.

-They've done enough to keep

-the dream of another title alive.

-There was a good atmosphere

-but did you enjoy the game?

-I don't remember much of it!

-Red wine?

-A bit but my daughter

-was at her first game.

-She had fun. She kept saying I love

-George North, I love George North.

-She can't remember you.

-She can't remember you.

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-She wasn't born then.

-You played rugby, Aimee.

-But for the boys' team

-at Croesyceiliog.

-Until I was around 15.

-How did you cover up your bits?

-Scrum cap, shoulder pads,

-chest pads, binding.

-Everything I could to make sure

-they didn't know I was a girl.

-You played for Wales Girls

-at Under 16.

-Against who?

-England.

-Girls can only play with the boys

-in primary school now.

-Not in the same team.

-They changed the rule while

-I was playing and I was assessed.

-To see if I could cope.

-I kept playing

-until the end of the season...

-..but after the summer,

-they'd turned into men!

-Coming from Carmarthen

-you must have played rugby.

-Everyone plays in Carmarthen.

-I love the game but I was hopeless.

-I don't like playing. It's cold.

-Who do you support?

-Who do you support?

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-Scarlets.

-Are most of you Ospreys fans?

-The Morriston boys must be jacks.

-Are you Ospreys fans?

-You're the only ones.

-That's it for this part. Rhys

-Patchell is our player in the pack.

-See you after the break.

-Best player I've faced?

-I played against

-Jonny Wilkinson twice.

-The first time

-at Stade Mayol out in Toulon.

-He was on a different level.

-Karaoke song?

-American Pie,

-Maggie May, King of the Road.

-I spent too much time

-listening to dad's music in the car.

-It turns out

-they're all karaoke standards.

-Career highlight?

-Being capped by Wales.

-Everybody's dream.

-I got two of them in Japan in 2013.

-Rugby heroes?

-Neil Jenkins was my ginger hero.

-I wanted to be like him.

-I already had the red hair.

-First job?

-I worked for dad for a summer

-at his office when I was 11 or 12.

-I spent all day every day

-just shredding paper.

-Mindless, boring.

-Favourite film?

-Dodgeball or Anchorman.

-The squad joker?

-Lou Reed. He comes out with stuff

-that's on another level.

-Coldplay or U2?

-Coldplay. I've seen Oasis live

-but Coldplay are on my list too.

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-Welcome back.

-Wynne, you got your big break

-on the Go Compare adverts.

-How did that come about?

-Well, I provided the voice

-for a Walkers commercial.

-Gary Lineker?

-# Where is my love?

-I'm here, my love #

-With Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.

-Did she sing too?

-Did she sing too?

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-No!

-She was an It Girl at the time.

-She was an It Girl at the time.

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-Yes, at the time.

-She's more of a shit girl now.

-The same composer writes the music

-for the Go Compare adverts.

-Thank heavens,

-he only knew one tenor.

-Me.

-I went to an audition.

-Just for the voice.

-But I moved a bit in the studio...

-..just to get more from the song.

-Don't clap. I get 3

-every time I sing it.

-Yes.

-How much say did you have

-about the character?

-Did they tell you, right,

-this is your character?

-Or could you offer ideas?

-I didn't choose the moustache.

-But I have helped with the music.

-With everything, really.

-It's a small team.

-The same author wrote

-the For Mash, Get Smash advert.

-Oh, hey.

-# For mash, get Smash! #

-Robots.

-They all know it as well!

-These old boys

-are pretending not to remember.

-They remember!

-There's the robot! Hello!

-Do people recognize you

-without the moustache and the hair?!

-Thank you, Nige.

-You're welcome, Wynne.

-You're welcome, Wynne.

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-Sometimes.

-I went to Llangollen.

-One woman said, "It's you!"

-Yes, I'm the Go Compare man.

-And the woman said,

-"I'm glad I bumped into you...

-"..because my daughter

-has just passed her test."

-At Llangollen Eisteddfod.

-"We're thinking about buying a Clio.

-What's the insurance?"

-I said, "No, I'm a singer."

-500 cash will do!

-She said...

-.."No, it's you! It's you!"

-Eventually, I said,

-"OK, how old is she?" "17."

-Oh, no!

-What's your postcode?

-Are you keeping the car

-on the drive?

-I said, "3,500."

-She said, "That's ridiculous!

-It's only 2,600 with Direct Line!"

-Sometimes, performers

-start to hate their character.

-Do you still like the character?

-Do you still like the character?

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-Of course!

-No, I love Gio Compario.

-He has given me opportunities

-to do lots of different things.

-And he's given me a Bentley!

-No, no!

-No, he's great.

-Of course, before Gio Compario,

-you were a successful opera singer.

-Well, you still are.

-Well, you still are.

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-Thank you.

-It works both ways!

-Do opera singers give you stick?

-Do opera singers give you stick?

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-No. It's just a job, that's all.

-They're bound to be bitchy.

-Everyone's bitchy.

-I'm sure

-he wants to sing Go Compare!

-He's got a nice voice.

-Oh, whoa.

-# Go Compare! #

-Nigel said on the pitch...

-.."You stick to your job

-and I'll stick to mine."

-Wasn't that advert voted

-the most irritating in the world?

-Or where was it?

-Or where was it?

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-In the world!

-Oh! Yes.

-For three years.

-Congratulations.

-Congratulations.

-

-That must be fantastic publicity.

-When you do an advert...

-..it has to be memorable.

-It's a bit like wallpaper.

-That Flake advert.

-# Only the crumbliest

-# Flakiest chocolate #

-With the girl

-eating a Flake like this.

-That's all it was.

-Slow motion and a Flake in her gob.

-You've also sung on the pitch

-with the flag before Wales matches.

-What was that like?

-What was that like?

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-I've done it over 30 times.

-You've sung almost as many times

-as he has won caps!

-He's past it, but you can

-always go back to sing...

-..and pass his 37 caps!

-I remember you

-singing Bread of Heaven...

-..before the haka in 2004.

-Weren't you commentating, Jiff?

-Weren't you commentating, Jiff?

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-I think I was.

-He does more

-than analyze players now.

-He's gained enough expertise

-at the Eisteddfod....

-..to analyze singing performances,

-as we can see.

-The dulcet tones of Wynne Evans...

-..tenor soloist

-at the Welsh National Opera.

-This is merely to allow the teams

-to get their tracksuits off!

-What position

-do you think he plays, Jonathan?

-I don't think he plays

-from 9 to 15, anyway.

-I've waited 15 years for this.

-What was that like?

-What was that like?

-

-It was a superb experience.

-Unfortunately, it was a new shirt,

-and it was only available in Lycra.

-I don't like Lycra shirts...

-..and Lycra shirts don't like me.

-But you've lost five stones now.

-But you've lost five stones now.

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-Yes, now!

-Five stones?

-What size were you before?!

-Five stones heavier.

-Five stones?

-Amazing.

-You've done so much in your career.

-You present on radio, you've learnt

-Welsh and you've been in Stella.

-But you didn't play yourself.

-But you didn't play yourself.

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-I wore Lycra in Stella too.

-And a moustache.

-I looked like a ****.

-I looked stupid.

-Which character did you play?

-Dafydd Sanchez, Mexican wrestler.

-I had to sing Delilah.

-# I sore the lighting

-on the nighting

-# That she passa by my chwindow #

-And your favourite,

-Living La Vida Loca.

-# You into da superthtithion

-# Black chat e da voodoo doll #

-You have a new series coming up,

-cleverly called In It To Wynne It.

-What's that all about?

-I heard that you did something

-with synchronized swimmers.

-So you're going

-from Lycra to Speedos?

-What's the series about?

-It's a new BBC series,

-a new challenge every week.

-My first challenge

-is synchronized swimming in Swansea.

-I look like a beached whale.

-As you're aware,

-Wales is known as the Land of Song.

-We're going to have a challenge now.

-Wynne's going to go out

-to do a bit of singing.

-Jonathan and Sarra have to work out

-what song he's singing.

-But there's a twist, Wynne,

-to make it hard for you and them.

-We're going to ask you

-to gargle the music.

-Maybe then you'll sound alright.

-These two have to decide

-which song you're singing.

-Come out here, Wynne.

-You hold this.

-Here's the water.

-Take a sip.

-Take a sip.

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-Happy?

-Bread of Heaven!

-You've seen the answers!

-You've seen the answers!

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-One-nil!

-I'll need the toilet now.

-I'll need the toilet now.

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-One-nil to Sarra.

-Go Compare!

-Go Compare!

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-You have seen the answers!

-I haven't!

-Two-nil!

-Jonathan, concentrate and listen.

-You should be able to hear

-with those ears!

-Swing Low.

-You were a slow starter.

-Yes, I was a bit slow.

-Yes, I was a bit slow.

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-A 2-1 win for Sarra.

-Well done, Wynne.

-One minute to go.

-One minute to go.

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-Right, it's time to Hit The Bar!

-Who's the Barman?

-Not who, Jonathan, but what.

-We're cranking up

-for the big game at Twickenham.

-Here's the chariot.

-Where are you, Rhodri?

-Now then, Wynne,

-you have 20 seconds.

-Hit the chariot for ten points,

-and five for every conversion.

-There's also a golden ball,

-which is worth double points.

-You've done this before, Rhodri!

-You've done this before, Rhodri!

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-Well done!

-Three, two, one.

-WHISTLE

-Right, Barbara Windsor,

-what's the score?

-Well done, Wynne Evans.

-You got 85!

-Well done, Wynne. Well done.

-Maybe I could have played 9 to 15!

-Not 10.

-That's all for this part.

-Before we go, former Wales

-international Adam Jones...

-..tries to catch some balls.

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-Welcome back. Our guests tonight are

-Aimee-Ffion Edwards and Wynne Evans.

-Aimee, I heard you started as a

-singer before becoming an actor.

-Yes, on Wawffactor.

-Duffy was on it.

-Yes, the year before me.

-Eleri Sion was the presenter.

-I remember watching it.

-You were on that, were you?

-You were on that, were you?

-

-Yes, it's ages ago now.

-Isn't that how you got

-your acting break?

-An agent spotted me on the show.

-I signed with him...

-..and two days later,

-I had an audition for Skins.

-It was lucky timing.

-Your first job.

-Was it your first audition too?

-Yes.

-Yes.

-

-You went straight into it.

-It was a series of auditions

-over two months.

-Who did you play in Skins? There

-were a few "interesting" characters.

-I played an interesting character.

-Which character did you play?

-Which character did you play?

-

-A psychopath.

-My character had fallen in love

-with a gay man.

-If you ever want a chat,

-give me a shout!

-She murdered him.

-Did she?

-Did she?

-

-No!

-She was a ridiculous character.

-I had to use bandages

-to wrap around my breasts.

-As with the rugby!

-I'd had plenty of practice!

-I also had to cut my hair.

-It was an amazing job.

-Characters like that must be fun.

-Characters like that must be fun.

-

-Definitely.

-You throw yourself into it.

-It's called acting!

-It's called acting!

-

-I act that I like you every week!

-You do a good job too,

-fair play to you!

-Hello, Alex Jones?

-Many a good actor came out of Skins,

-including Nicholas Hoult.

-Who was on it with you?

-Who was on it with you?

-

-Nicholas Hoult.

-And Dev Patel.

-What were they like to work with?

-What were they like to work with?

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-Amazing.

-Apart from Nick, it was everyone's

-first job. Like being in college.

-Dev left early to make a film

-and we all took the mick...

-.."It will be a BAFTA".

-It was Slumdog Millionaire!

-A year later he was at the Oscars.

-Madness!

-You work a lot in the theatre

-and you've been on Broadway.

-Yes, in Jerusalem with Mark Rylance.

-He's just won an Oscar.

-He was in Bridge of Spies

-with Tom Hanks.

-Amazing.

-What was he like to work with?

-Really special. I did Jerusalem

-for over three and a half years.

-Did you live in New York?

-Did you live in New York?

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-For six months.

-Then back to the West End.

-It was like one big family.

-Here's a list of famous names

-you've worked with.

-I need a list,

-I can't remember them all.

-Idris Elba, Tom Hardy.

-Idris Elba, Tom Hardy.

-

-Who's Tom Hardy?

-No idea. I know the Hardy brothers

-from Pontyberem!

-Cillian Murphy and Paddy Constipate,

-sorry, Paddy Considine.

-Considine.

-Constipated, Considine,

-it's the same!

-What are they like?

-What are they like?

-

-Start with Tom Hardy.

-Well, Tom Hardy is...

-Well, Tom Hardy is...

-

-..gorgeous.

-What did you film with Tom Hardy?

-What did you film with Tom Hardy?

-

-He's in Peaky Blinders.

-I didn't actually act with him.

-He loves ad-libbing.

-There will be a two-page scene

-and he'll ad-lib for three hours!

-I was in the green room for a

-whole day waiting to do some acting!

-He's a nice lad.

-What is Peaky Blinders about?

-It's a gangster saga

-set in Birmingham in the 1920s.

-Peaky Blinders is based

-on real events.

-They were a real gang.

-There's a new series.

-There's a new series.

-

-We've just finished the third one.

-It comes out later this year.

-What is Idris Elba like?

-There is talk that he might be

-the next James Bond.

-No, I don't think so.

-He's created the hype himself!

-Oh, right, OK.

-You worked on Detectorists

-with some other famous names.

-Tell us who they were.

-Mackenzie Crook,

-who also wrote and directed it.

-He's very talented.

-He was in Jerusalem with me

-and Mark. Me and Mark Rylance!

-As you've worked with him before,

-does he say "I want Aimee"?

-Yes, I was very lucky.

-It's about a metal detecting club.

-Exciting!

-I'm very proud of it.

-Will it return?

-Maybe. The BBC want another one

-but Mackenzie isn't sure yet.

-Watch this space.

-Time for the challenge now...

-..and this week, Sarra and I

-went to play a bit of table tennis.

-Ready for action?

-Right, this is today's challenge.

-Were you going to ask me what it is?

-Mickey Mouse?

-Do want to serve? Up to you.

-Red or Black?

-Red or Black?

-

-Red.

-It's black.

-1-0.

-2-0.

-It's always challenges you can do.

-It's always challenges you can do.

-

-You pick them!

-3-0.

-Well done.

-You're exploiting

-my rubbish backhand.

-You made faces. I'll take it again.

-Get her a new bat.

-There's a hole in that one.

-A good rally there.

-Well played.

-Easy point, easy point.

-You wind people up.

-That's my point.

-I'm sorry.

-We'll do shopping next.

-I want to play Nigel.

-I want to play Nigel.

-

-You'd beat him.

-The most irritating person

-you could ever play sport against.

-You have to do some sledging.

-So irritating. Let's look at

-the table to see who is on top.

-Nigel and Jiff are equal with eleven

-whilst I have nine.

-I haven't been part

-of two challenges.

-I could have won all the challenges

-and been at the top.

-You'd never have won the last one.

-You have no coordination.

-No hand-eye coordination.

-He dances like he's had

-an electric shock.

-Electric shock!

-There's something wrong with you!

-There's something wrong with you!

-

-With you!

-A minute to go.

-A minute to go.

-

-It's time for us to Hit the Bar!

-Mark, where are you?

-You're holding the balls this time.

-Aimee-Ffion, 20 seconds.

-Hit the chariot, it's ten points.

-Between the posts, it's five.

-Points are double

-with the golden ball.

-3-2-1

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-3-2

-WHISTLE

-Well done.

-I told you she was good.

-A former scrum half.

-A few box kicks.

-What was Aimee's score?

-Aimee-Ffion Edwards,

-you are above three of the men.

-You scored 65!

-Well done.

-Well done.

-

-Thanks.

-Every week, we give the audience

-a chance to ask us some questions.

-It's time for The Inquisition.

-First questioner, what's your name?

-First questioner, what's your name?

-

-Irene.

-How are you, Irene?

-How are you, Irene?

-

-Come on, Irene!

-Irene, not Eileen!

-Irene, not Eileen!

-

-We haven't heard that before!

-Irene!

-I know Irene.

-Were you at school together?

-Were you at school together?

-

-How do you know her?

-We're from the same area.

-Where's that now, Bryncoch?

-Where's that now, Bryncoch?

-

-Bryn Amman.

-Your question is for who?

-Your question is for who?

-

-For you, Nigel.

-Who's the most chopsy player

-you've ever refereed?

-Easy, Austin Healey.

-He shook my hand sarcastically

-at the end of the game.

-They lost the game by 30 points.

-He asked - why have you taken

-an instant dislike to me?

-I said - it saves time.

-The next one.

-On your feet. What's your name?

-I'm Pauline and

-I come from Bryn Amman too.

-A question for whom?

-A question for whom?

-

-A question for Jonathan.

-Who's the hardest player

-you ever faced?

-Good question.

-It's a tough one.

-David Gillespie who played

-rugby league for Australia.

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-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Gillespie -

-David "Cement" Gillespie (born 22 Mar

-

-omine, New South Wales) is an

-All that needs saying is

-that his nickname was cement.

-It says it all.

-That's how hard he was.

-That's all for this part

-of the show.

-I have a picture here and

-I want you to identify this baby.

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