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-Thank you. A warm welcome to you all

-to the Barcud Studio...

-..and a very special NOSON LAWEN

-from the famous town of Caernarfon.

-CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

-We have a castle full of artistes

-ready to entertain you.

-Without further ado, please welcome

-a young choir from this area.

-With conductor Guto Puw,

-here is Cor Cyntaf i'r Felin.

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# Oremi jekajo,

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# Oremi jekajo.

-# Babami ayami,

-# Babami ayami,

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# Oremi jekajo.

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# Oremi jekajo,

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# Babami ayami, babami ayami,

-# Babami ayami, babami ayami,

-# Oremi jekajo,

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# Oremi jekajo,

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# Babami ayami, babami ayami,

-# Babami ayami, babami ayami,

-# Oremi jekajo,

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# O o o o o,

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# Oremi jekajo,

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# Oremi jekajo,

-# Babami ayami, babami ayami,

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# Oremi jekajo,

-# Babami ayami,

-# Babami ayami,

-# Oremi jekajo eloelo,

-# Oremi jekajo. #

-Thank you, Cor Cyntaf i'r Felin.

-I've been here for two hours.

-Elin has very cleverly

-painted a few of my hairs white.

-She can do wonders,

-she's put bags under my eyes.

-It's amazing what they can do

-with make-up these days!

-24 hour drinking is here.

-Have you started?

-Handy, isn't it? If you like,

-you can drink all night.

-A friend was very excited

-about 24 hour drinking.

-He went to Caernarfon

-and drank all night!

-He caught the bus home

-in the morning.

-There was a respectable woman

-on the bus, with her dog.

-The bloke sat down next to her.

-He stank of beer - ugh!

-The woman was a bit nervous.

-She turned up her nose at him.

-The bloke said,

-"Where did you get that pig?"

-The woman said, "This is a poodle!"

-The bloke replied,

-"I was talking to the poodle."

-She lost her temper,

-she was a respectable, chapel woman.

-She stood up, furious at the bloke.

-She said,

-"You know where you're going?

-"You're going straight to hell!"

-The bloke replied, "Damn, I thought

-this was the bus to Deiniolen."

-The same bloke had taken

-to this 24 hour drinking.

-He drank all night, then

-staggered home at 7.00am. Imagine!

-His wife was furious,

-waiting for him in the kitchen.

-She said,

-"Oh. I suppose you have an excuse...

-"..for staggering in at 7.00am.

-"I'm sure you have a reason

-for staggering in at 7.00am."

-The bloke replied, "Hic... yes."

-"What is it?" she asked?

-He replied, "I want some breakfast."

-He went to the doctor.

-He'd drunk so much, he felt ill.

-He said he had a headache, felt ill,

-couldn't sleep, and was tired too.

-The doctor knew what the matter was.

-Fair play, he examined him anyway.

-The doctor said, "I'm very sorry, I

-can't find anything wrong with you.

-"It must be the drink."

-"Dont worry," replied the bloke,

-"I'll come back when you're sober."

-There's a man in our village

-who's famous for his poor memory.

-He doesn't remember

-people's names or places. Nothing!

-Recently, he went to a clinic

-that helps people with memory loss.

-I saw him last week

-after he'd been to the clinic.

-He and his wife were walking along

-the street, here in Caernarfon.

-"Oh, Tudur," he called.

-"So you've been to the clinic,"

-I said.

-"Yes, fantastic!" he replied,

-"I remember everything now."

-"Great!" I said. "How?"

-He replied,

-"They had a fantastic technique.

-"They told me to link

-people and places with images.

-"When I think of the images, the

-name springs to mind. Fantastic!"

-"Interesting," I said.

-"What's the clinic's name?"

-He had to think about that.

-Then he asked, "What do you call

-the stuff that falls from the sky?"

-"Rain?" I said.

-"No, it's white, falls in winter."

-"Snow?" "Yes, snow - 'eira'."

-He asked his wife,

-"Eira, what was the clinic called?"

-Next, we have

-a young singer from Llanberis.

-She became known in Wales...

-..after winning

-the Towyn Roberts competition...

-..at the Meifod

-National Eisteddfod, 2003.

-She's a former winner

-of the S4C scholarship.

-At last year's national Eisteddfod,

-she shared a stage with Bryn Terfel.

-She now lives in Cardiff, but her

-roots are deep in the Vale of Peris.

-I'm sure you'll give a warm

-welcome to Mari Wyn Williams.

-# My father is a king

-# My mother is a queen.

-# I'm a princess, you know.

-# But etiquette makes me dizzy,

-# It's so boring, obviously.

-# Singing on a stage

-is the life for me.

-# My body's like Tetrazzini's.

-# I'd raise the roof

-if I could sing 'Boheme' -

-# The opera by Signor Puccini.

-# Each roulade and trill,

-# All sound so brill.

-# Everyone's enthralled

-by my vocal frills.

-# I want to be a prima donna,

-donna, donna.

-# I want to be very famous.

-# I have the embonpoint

-# To sing like a wren

-# And my body says I have talent.

-# I want to be

-a screeching cantatrice

-# Like women the same shape as me.

-# The world is so foolish.

-# Everyone goes backwards.

-# I am all artiste.

-# My blood is blue.

-# Men fall at my feet.

-# But still, the situation's sad.

-# I have no use

-for men of the world.

-# Ambition is greater

-than all their words.

-# Tenors are great,

-# Always amorous,

-# Helping me to be a soprano.

-# It's easier for me

-to sing in 'Faust' -

-# The fine opera by Gounod.

-# Women would be full

-of hysterics in an hour.

-# Even the men would

-have a large whisky.

-# I want to be a prima donna,

-donna, donna.

-# I want to be very famous.

-# With the avoir du pois

-# And the tra la la la la

-# All the concerts would be full.

-# I hear them shout,

-"Viva to the diva!"

-# O, I'm a great treasure!

-# This is my heaven.

-# This is all to me.

-# I am all artiste. #

-It's nice to be back in Caernarfon.

-I haven't been here for a while.

-The audience was lovely!

-888

-Thank you.

-Welcome back to NOSON LAWEN.

-Next, I'd like to present

-a young singer from Caernarfon.

-She's a real 'Cofi Dre'!

-She's studying at Bangor University

-at the moment.

-Recently,

-she released a CD, 'Tir Na Nog'.

-As you'll hear shortly,

-she has a marvellous voice.

-She also has the talent

-to compose her own songs.

-So for the first time

-on the famous NOSON LAWEN stage...

-..give a warm welcome to a girl

-from this town, Sarah Louise.

-# Don't listen to what they say.

-# You know what opinions can do -

-# Make you feel a complete failure

-# And play around with your mind.

-# As they walk in their black suits

-and expensive shoes,

-# Shaking their bums,

-happy in their cosy lives.

-# And a life of luxury.

-Well, I'm not so happy.

-# I escape to Tir Na Nog

-# To understand what life is.

-# Maybe you can come too.

-# If you leave behind your things,

-you don't need your bags.

-# You'll have a chance

-to fly on your magic wings.

-# Far away, to a fairer world.

-# Miss Jones lives down the road.

-# She spends her time

-gossiping on the phone.

-# I can't help myself,

-I think I'm supposed to be sad.

-# I don't have a bag

-to match the clothes.

-# She spends money on this and that

-to make herself happy,

-# Shaking her bum, behaving badly.

-# But luxurious life?

-Well, I'm not so happy.

-# I escape to Tir Na Nog

-# To understand what life is.

-# Maybe you can come too.

-# If you leave behind your things,

-you don't need your bags.

-# Then you'll have a chance

-to fly on your magic wings.

-# Far away to a fairer world.

-# I don't care

-about your money and property.

-# Your world is false.

-# Don't expect me to agree

-# And understand your ideas.

-They're unfamiliar to me.

-# One day I'll be content.

-# One day I'll be content.

-# I escape to Tir Na Nog

-# To understand what life is.

-# Maybe you can come too.

-# If you leave behind your things,

-you don't need your bags.

-# Then you can have the chance.

-# I escape to Tir Na Nog

-# To understand what life is.

-# Maybe you can come too

-# If you leave behind your things,

-you don't need your bags.

-# Then you can have the chance

-to fly on your magic wings.

-# To fly on your magic wings

-# Fly on your magic wings

-# Far away to a fairer world. #

-It's great to be in Barcud,

-there's heating here.

-You don't have to pee in a field.

-The toilet has a door.

-It's OK in a field, as long as

-the choir doesn't turn up.

-My car broke down

-on the way here tonight...

-..on a back road to Caernarfon.

-I had a look under the bonnet, but

-couldn't see what the problem was.

-I heard a clip-clop sound.

-I turned round, and saw

-a white horse coming down the road.

-The horse put his head

-under the bonnet.

-Then he looked at me and said...

-.."I'd check the petrol pump,

-if I were you."

-I got a shock!

-I ran to a farm, and said,

-"Excuse me, my car's broken down.

-"A horse came up to me and told me

-to check the petrol pump."

-The farmer asked, "Was it

-a white horse?" "Yes," I replied.

-He said, "Don't take any notice.

-He knows nothing about cars."

-Remember Boy Scouts long ago?

-There aren't many around now.

-There used to be a few in Caernarfon

-long ago.

-Boy Scouts had to do

-'good deeds', didn't they?

-One good deed a day.

-Two Boy Scouts in Caernarfon hadn't

-done any good deeds for weeks.

-The leader was starting to worry.

-He took them aside and said...

-.."I haven't heard any report

-of your good deeds for weeks.

-"By tomorrow night, I want to hear

-that you've done a good deed."

-"Alright," they said,

-and off they went.

-The following night, the leader

-asked if they'd done a good deed.

-"Yes," they replied. "We helped an

-old woman across the road, yeah."

-The leader said, "It took two to

-help an old woman cross the road?"

-"Yes, she didn't want to go."

-I knew a girl who had very bad,

-untidy nails, long ago.

-Pretty girl, untidy nails.

-Nothing worse, is there?

-She worried about this,

-she chewed her nails all the time.

-She must have been stressed.

-Her friend told her, "Why don't you

-do yoga, to chill out and relax?

-"Try it," her friend said.

-So she did.

-A few weeks later, her friend

-saw her again, with perfect nails.

-She said, "You've been doing yoga?

-Did it stop you chewing your nails?"

-She replied, "No,

-I can reach my toenails now."

-Thank you.

-Next, I'd like to introduce

-a young musician from Llanfair PG.

-He began to play percussion

-instruments when very young...

-..with saucepans at his

-grandparents' house, apparently!

-I'm glad to say

-he's moved on since then.

-He's a former winner

-of an S4C scholarship too.

-Please give a warm welcome

-to NOSON LAWEN, to Dewi Ellis Jones.

-The piece I'm going to play...

-..is 'Taps in Tempo' by an American

-composer, Jan Berenska.

-It's quite a fast piece

-on the xylophone...

-..which was popular in the 1920s,

-especially on the radio.

-888

-The choir was established

-in February 2003.

-The numbers were very low then,

-the select few, as it were.

-But gradually the choir has grown.

-Since last year,

-we have 45 members.

-We sing in local concerts

-and Eisteddfodau.

-In this year's National Eisteddfod

-at the Faenol...

-..we were quite successful.

-From Felinheli, give a warm welcome

-once more to Cor Cyntaf i'r Felin.

-# There's a noise, there's a noise

-in Porthdinllaen

-# There's a noise,

-there's a noise....

-# There's a noise in Porthdinllaen,

-the sound of sails being hoisted.

-# All the blocks squeaking,

-Dafydd Jones shouting.

-# I can't stay at home.

-# I must be a real sailor

-on Huw Puw's flatboat.

-# Huw Puw's flatboat

-is sailing tonight.

-# The sound of a weighing anchor,

-I want to go to sea.

-# I'll wear a shiny peaked cap

-all my life,

-# If I can be a real sailor

-on Huw Puw's flatboat.

-# Ireland, Ireland.

-# In Ireland,

-I'll buy silk stockings,

-# Shoes for dancing

-with silver buckles.

-# I'll be a gentleman all my life

-# If I can be a captain

-on Huw Puw's flatboat.

-# Huw Puw's flatboat sails tonight.

-# The sound of a weighing anchor,

-I have to go to sea.

-# I'll be a gentleman all my life

-# If I can be a captain

-on Huw Puw's flatboat.

-# On Huw Puw's flatboat.

-# I'll keep the flatboat

-like a parlour,

-# Scouring and scraping at daybreak.

-# The brass will shine

-on the helm

-# When I'm the captain

-of Huw Puw's flatboat.

-# Huw Puw - the captain of...

-Huw Puw's flatboat sails tonight.

-# The sound of weighing anchor,

-I want to go to sea.

-# The brass will shine

-on the helm

-# When I'm the captain

-of Huw Puw's flatboat.

-# Huw Puw, the captain of...

-# Huw Puw's flatboat sails tonight.

-# The sound of weighing anchor.

-# I want to go to sea!

-# The brass will shine

-on the helm

-# When I'm the captain

-# When I'm the captain,

-when I'm the captain

-# Of Huw Puw's flatboat! #

-Thanks once again

-to Cor Cyntaf i'r Felin!

-A young couple met here in town...

-..in K2, one of the night clubs.

-You don't go there, do you?

-It's here in Caernarfon.

-The lad asked

-if he could walk the girl home.

-The girl replied,

-"Yes, but I live with my parents."

-He said, "I just want to walk you

-home." "OK," she said.

-So he walked her home safely.

-At the door,

-he thought he'd chance his luck.

-"Chance of a cuppa?"

-"My parents are upstairs," she said.

-"You can't come in,

-you'd make a noise."

-He said, "No, I'll be very quiet."

-She said, "OK, come in."

-"But please be quiet,

-in case you wake Mam and Dad!

-"They'd be furious

-if I brought a lad home."

-"OK, I'll be quiet," he said.

-They went quietly into the lounge,

-and closed the door carefully.

-They started to kiss on the sofa.

-Quietly!

-After about five minutes

-of snogging, the lad said...

-.."I want to go to the toilet."

-"D'you have to?" she asked.

-"Yes, please," he said.

-"But the toilet's next door

-to my parents' room.

-"They'll hear,

-then I'll be in trouble!"

-But the girl had a brainwave.

-"I know - go to the kitchen and go

-in the sink. They won't know."

-"Are you sure?" he asked.

-"Yes," she said.

-"I won't be long," he said,

-and off he went.

-Later on, he opened the door,

-and said, "D'you have any paper?"

-Talking about Caernarfon people,

-I love the town!

-I'm from overseas

-originally - Anglesey.

-But I'm fond of this town and area.

-The people make it a special place.

-I was standing outside

-a chemist in Pool Street.

-I can't say which one... Boots.

-An old lady went in.

-I could hear her from the street...

-..shouting at the lad in the shop.

-She said,

-"Do you sell extra large condoms?"

-The lad replied that they did,

-and asked if she wanted to buy them.

-She replied, "No, but I'm going

-to wait here until someone does."

-There are some very colourful

-characters in Caernarfon!

-You're going to meet

-one of them now.

-I don't know a lot about her...

-..but she's made quite

-an impression backstage tonight.

-To tell you the truth, most of the

-lads in the crew are afraid of her!

-So, ladies, hold on tight to your

-men, and give her a warm welcome.

-Hiya!

-Is this where the auditions

-for 'Waw Ffactor Extra' are held?

-Did you see that last act?

-Rubbish, wasn't he?

-Sorry, I'm late, yeah. I was

-waiting for my mate, Sarah Louise.

-We decided to have something

-to eat before coming here.

-She likes Chinese food,

-but I don't like foreign food...

-..so I went for a kebab.

-Bryn Fon's here tonight, isn't he?

-I used to be a backing singer

-with him, yeah.

-He sacked me, 'cos I was too good.

-He said that I stole the limelight!

-So he put an ad

-in the window of Post Bach...

-..saying he was looking for two old

-slappers with voices like crows.

-It worked!

-No, fair play,

-the girls do a good job.

-They make Bryn Fon look good,

-at least.

-Fair play!

-He doesn't look 60 years old.

-No, honestly, he is sixty.

-His stage age is fifty.

-I decided recently that I was

-going to give up men forever...

-..after my husband ran off with a

-man... sorry woman, from the office.

-No, I went right off men.

-But after a bit,

-I started to feel a bit lonely.

-And missed the bedroom nooky!

-No way was I going

-to let another man near my life.

-So my mate suggested

-that I buy a blow up doll.

-She doesn't use anything else!

-So I went

-to that new shop in Bangor.

-There were all kinds

-of blow up men there.

-The Dai Jones doll was a bit

-too round for me, yeah.

-Trying to go on his back, like this,

-was like climbing up Snowdon.

-By the time you got to the top, you

-were too knackered to do anything!

-The Dilwyn Pierce doll was a bit...

-how can I say, boring for me.

-He told his old jokes

-while he was at it.

-He only lasted three minutes.

-That was a bit too realistic.

-So, I went for the Dafydd Iwan doll.

-He sang 'Croeso 69'

-while he was going for it!

-But listen to this, now.

-I took him home with me.

-I was all excited!

-You can imagine, eh?

-Well, what rubbish.

-Things got quite hot

-between us on the sofa.

-We'd been snogging for five minutes.

-I decided I wanted to go

-a bit further with him.

-So I gave him a lovebite!

-The blooming thing farted,

-and flew out of the window!

-How embarrassing!

-The woman next door was outside,

-putting her bloomers on the line.

-What did she think, Dafydd Iwan

-flying like that overhead...

-..singing full pelt.

-I think she thought an angel

-had come to take her away!

-Oh, d'you know who's sexy?

-Oh, that Tudur Owen!

-Ooh!

-I would - would you?

-She already has, over there!

-There's nothing more sexy

-than a man who can make you laugh.

-Mind you, with a face like his...

-..I don't think

-I could keep a straight face!

-What did you do, love,

-wear lush specs?

-Actually,

-lush specs are very dangerous.

-I was out round town with my mate

-a while back, just a quiet night.

-We only went to the Harp,

-Prince of Wales, Weatherspoon...

-..Pendeitsh, Medi,

-Crown, Goron Fach, and K2.

-Lager chaser and vodka in each pub.

-It was a good night, yeah.

-I copped off with a man, too!

-And I took him home with me.

-When I woke up the next morning,

-I must have worn strong lush specs.

-The bloke was like

-a big, ugly gorilla.

-So I tried to get rid of him.

-I said, "Listen, love,

-I think you'd better go home.

-"I've got thrush."

-His eyes lit up like stars,

-and he asked if he could see!

-The pig!

-I kicked him out into the street.

-A bit later, I was sitting

-on the sofa, watching SC4 on telly.

-Who did I see but that very bloke,

-talking about birds!

-Iolo, or something!

-D'you know him?

-Maybe I was a bit harsh on him,

-calling him a pervert.

-He only wanted to see my thrush.

-A bird!

-I wanted someone a bit more mature.

-Old men, well older I should say!

-They're much more grateful.

-And they take things slowly!

-And they expect less too.

-Sod it! He's here somewhere.

-Has anyone seen Bryn Fon?

-888

-Thank you.

-A woman was in bed one night,

-asleep.

-She woke up in the night, and

-noticed her husband wasn't there.

-She heard someone crying.

-She went downstairs...

-..and found her husband sitting at

-the table in the kitchen, sobbing.

-She kicked his chair and asked,

-"What's the matter with you?"

-She wasn't the most pleasant

-of women.

-Her husband looked up,

-with tears in his eyes, and said...

-.."You remember before

-we married, you got pregnant?"

-"I remember," she replied.

-He said, "Your father told me...

-"..if I didn't marry you,

-he'd send me to jail."

-"I remember," she said.

-He said, "I've just realised

-I'd be out by now."

-They were walking

-down the street together.

-She saw a young couple

-kissing on a bench.

-She nudged her husband,

-and asked, "Why don't you do that?"

-He replied, "God, I don't know her."

-A couple were in a restaurant,

-and noticed the waiter.

-A woman got up,

-and went to the toilet.

-After coming out, she went to the

-waiter and stood in front of him.

-"Hello!" she said.

-"Hello," said the waiter.

-"Are you the manager?" she asked.

-"No," he replied.

-She said, "Give him a message."

-She started to rub

-the waiter like this.

-He said, "What's the message?"

-She said, "Tell him -

-there's no towel in the toilet."

-In the same restaurant...

-..people were having a meal,

-a Christmas dinner.

-A bloke ate his Christmas pudding.

-He didn't know that the chef

-had put a 1 coin in some puddings.

-You can't do it these days -

-health and safety.

-The poor bloke swallowed the coin,

-and started to choke.

-COUGHS

-His face began to turn blue.

-His worried wife asked if he was OK.

-SAYS INDISTINCTLY 'CAN'T BREATHE'

-He couldn't breathe, he was choking.

-His wife panicked. People tried

-to squeeze him, but to no avail.

-Then this little bloke got up

-from a table at the far end.

-He walked over, very cool.

-He reached under the table, between

-the legs of the choking man...

-..and started to squeeze.

-He squeezed so hard

-that in the end...

-..the 1 coin popped out

-and landed on the table.

-Everyone was amazed.

-They asked, "Are you a paramedic?"

-"No," he replied.

-"A doctor of some kind?"

-"No," he said.

-"So, what do you do?" they asked.

-"I work in the tax office," he said.

-Thank you very much.

-It's been a marvellous evening.

-Thank you for being

-such a warm audience.

-Thanks to all the artistes, Mari

-Wyn Williams, Dewi Ellis Jones...

-..Sarah Louise, Lisa Jen,

-and of course, Cor Cyntaf i'r Felin.

-Give them another round of applause.

-But of course, there's one to go.

-You all know him,

-he's a familiar face on NOSON LAWEN.

-For tonight's finale,

-please welcome Bryn Fon a'r Band!

-Well, busy, as usual.

-'Talcen Caled' hit the screen

-for the last time.

-It's sad to leave old Les after

-seven years living in his skin.

-I've been on another tour

-of the clubs with 'Bara Caws'...

-..after saying I was going to retire

-from disgusting shows like that.

-But I went back, to do one more.

-It was very successful,

-as usual, with all the clubs full.

-We had a good summer, at the

-Eisteddfod Pavilion and Maes B.

-Now, I'm looking forward

-to the winter gigs...

-..and not so much pressure, I hope.

-# I think I'll linger in Greenland,

-# Read the paper, have good coffee,

-and talk about the world,

-# The world, his brother and god.

-# Lingering in Greenland on Sunday.

-# I looked forward

-to sitting in Greenland,

-# White walls around us,

-The floor all dusty,

-# The floor thick with sawdust.

-# Sitting in Greenland with you.

-# In a hidden altar,

-like a hole in a wall,

-# There's a candle burning

-bittersweet incense

-# Light upon the wall.

-# Opening another bottle

-in Greenland

-# Sipping more of your mind

-and swallowing your belief.

-# You drink the house wine.

-# Getting drunk

-in Greenland with you.

-# The chess soldiers on the table.

-# In their friendly fight.

-A bishop got a bloody nose.

-# He ran as fast as he could.

-# In a hidden altar

-like a hole in a wall,

-# A candle burns

-bittersweet incense

-# Light upon the wall.

-# Aurora on the wall. #

-Thank you. One more song

-before we have to leave.

-It's a song I hope

-you're familiar with by now.

-I hope you'll join in the chorus.

-It'll show that you can count one,

-two, three at least! 'Abacus'.

-# You let me think

-you're not interested

-# Then you offer

-the loveliest comfort.

-# I didn't respond, I must be daft.

-# But you'd played

-with the abacus of my mind.

-# You let me create

-the most difficult problem

-# Then you suggest your own answer.

-# I can't get my head

-round this amazing sum.

-# You smashed

-the abacus of my heart.

-# One and one makes two.

-That's you and him.

-# I no longer count.

-The odd one that doesn't divide.

-# But I walked down the hill

-after sharing my dreams,

-# Tearing my hair.

-# Tearing my hair

-and counting my blessings.

-# You let me think

-there's something in the wind

-# But I know in my heart

-the answer won't come any sooner.

-# You offer your phone number,

-like pure mathematics

-# And all I need

-is the solution to my pain.

-# You let me go

-with a kiss on my cheek.

-# 'Some other time'

-It just doesn't sound right.

-# The battery went flat

-in this calculator.

-# You smashed the abacus

-of my heart.

-# One and one make two -

-that's you and him.

-# I no longer count.

-The odd one that doesn't divide.

-# But I walked down the hill

-after sharing my dreams

-# Tearing my hair

-# Tearing my hair

-# And counting my blessings.

-# One, two, three,

-Mam catches the fly.

-# Fly dies, Mam cries.

-# One, two, three,

-Mam catches the fly.

-# Fly dies, Mam cries.

-# One, two, three,

-Mam catches the fly.

-# Fly dies, Mam cries.

-# One, two, three,

-Mam catches the fly.

-# Fly dies, Mam cries.

-# One and one make two,

-That's you and him.

-# I no longer count.

-The odd one that doesn't divide.

-# But I walked down the hill,

-After sharing my dreams,

-# Tearing my hair

-# Tearing my hair

-# And counting my blessings.

-# One and one make two -

-That's you and him.

-# I no longer count.

-The odd one that doesn't divide.

-# But I walked down the hill

-after sharing my dreams

-# Tearing my hair

-# Tearing my hair

-# And counting my blessings.

-# One, two, three,

-Mam catches the fly.

-# Fly dies, Mam cries.

-# One, two, three,

-Mam catches the fly.

-# Fly dies, Mam cries. #

-Great. I enjoyed that.

-The Caernarfon audience is always

-good, and tonight was no different.

-Are you going to pay me?

-I like Tudur Owen.

-The lad with the xylophone,

-he's talented.

-It was a good show.

-Do you go to the Castle sometimes?

-What castle?

-Caernarfon castle? Oh, that one!

-Bryn Fon. They were all good.

-Bryn Fon. They were all good.

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-Bryn Fon was the highlight.

-As a sick man,

-I needed all the help I could get.

-No, it was great, fantastic.

-Thank you!

-That was the worst

-I've ever heard him sing.

-You, Dafydd Iwan?

-S4C Subtitles by: GWEAD