Pennod 1 O'r Diwedd: 2016 Am Flwyddyn!
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-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:00:00 | 0:00:02 | |
-We want to create something fresh. -Something that's fun. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:09 | |
-Something that... | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
-Something that... - -Excites. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
-Yes, excites | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
-What else says -fresh, fun and excitement more... | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
-..than a look back -over the events of 2016. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
-We want you to cover everything. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
-Brexit? The War in Syria? | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
-David Bowie's death? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
-Prince's death? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
-Who? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
-Who? - -Trump. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
-Yes, but keep it light. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
-Any questions? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
-Could we do any other year? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
-Hello and welcome to O'r Diwedd... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
-..with young and talented -comedienne Sian Harries... | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
-And Tudur... from? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
-And Tudur... from? - -Anglesey. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
-..who lives on Anglesey. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
-We've been asked to review 2016 -so... Can you budge up? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:19 | |
-Why? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
-Why? - -It's a bit weird. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
-This is how we do it on S4C. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
-I can feel you breathing. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
-Right, on tonight's programme... | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
-The response -of Plaid Cymru's membership... | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
-..to the news -that Dafydd Elis-Thomas... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
-..won't be at the annual conference. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
-Fans of the TV programme Prisoner -recreate the experience... | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
-..of being imprisoned -in Portmeirion. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
-We talk to everyone who believes -they're the leader of UKIP in Wales. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:53 | |
-All that on the way. -Let's crack on... | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
-I'd rather you say start. Crack on -doesn't suit the S4C audience. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:02 | |
-OK, let's start. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
-Excuse me, what are you doing? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
-Excuse me, what are you doing? - -It's for S4C. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-Oh, sorry. -Are you buying that or what? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
-You're starting to piss people off. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
-England and Wales -voted to leave the European Union. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:21 | |
-To be fair, you can see why -because we didn't really benefit.... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
-Oh. Can we find another location? -This doesn't fit in with the story. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:30 | |
-England and Wales voted... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
-What? Oh...! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
-England and Wales... | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
-Sorry, sheep. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
-Subsidies. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
-When England and Wales voted -to leave the European Union... | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
-..it's fair to say -that there was a lot of work to do. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
-Not by this man, of course, -he was gone faster... | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-..than A Bake Off producer -with a missed call from Channel 4. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
-Up to then, this pair had been the -Mel and Sue of the Brexit campaign. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:09 | |
-Suddenly, they looked like -they wanted to follow Cameron... | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
-..as they joined in with the -most uninspiring victory party ever. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
-For the UK's political parties... | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
-..there were non-stop -leadership battles. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
-The most interesting -was the Tory leadership battle... | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
-..which included our Stephen Crabb. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
-He walked out of the contest. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-To the side.... Crabb... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
-Gove had spouted -during the referendum... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
-..that the British were fed up -of experts. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
-To prove a point, -he contested the leadership battle. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
-He'd promised Boris -that he'd help with his campaign. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
-By campaigning himself... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
-..he soon realised -that no-one supported him either. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
-Just like the referendum, -it came down to two choices. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
-The familiar and unfamiliar. -Theresa May and Andrea Leadsom. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
-People knew little about Leadsom. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
-They looked at her CV -which was a pack of lies. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
-That explains the bus. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
-Andrea Leadsom decided that being -Prime Minister was difficult... | 0:04:18 | 0:04:23 | |
-..so she pulled out... | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
-..but still added it to her CV. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
-This left us with Theresa May. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
-This left us with Theresa May. - -Thank you. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
-Meanwhile, in UKIP... | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
-..Farage pretended to be Charlie -Bucket in Trump's golden lift. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:43 | |
-I would have given anything to be a -fly on the wall at their meeting... | 0:04:43 | 0:04:48 | |
-..if only to land on their food -and give them both diarrhoea. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
-I don't know how they did it -but it's incredible. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
-UKIP managed to get the Tories -to do their dirty work... | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
-..while Farage enjoyed trips -in golden lifts... | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
-..during weekly -UKIP leadership campaigns. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
-We'll wait and see what happens -to Paul Nuttall, the new leader. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
-If you're watching this -on repeat... | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
-..you'd best Google 'UKIP leader'. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
-Things change quickly -but we're trying our best. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
-What? This received -European funding? Are you sure? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
-I'm not doing it again. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
-Midland - The void | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
-How long has he been in there? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
-Hard to tell. A day or two. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
-Phone for back-up, Sergeant, -I'm going to stare at something. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:54 | |
-I don't have... | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
-I don't have... - -Just phone. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
-There's no signal. | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
-Nothing. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
-No, not a bread lorry - dead body. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
-He's gone again. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-Shit. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
-Gunshot wound to the head. -Brains all over the wall. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
-Not drains, brains. -Maggots coming out of his eyes. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
-Maggots! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
-Have you got a signal? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
-Lucy Owen produced a programme... | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
-..asking should she send -her child to a Welsh-medium school? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-The Western Mail stated that -Jamie Roberts had become a doctor... | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
-..despite being taught in Welsh. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
-Twitter went nuts with the hashtag -#despitebeingtaughtinwelsh | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
-People insisted that despite -being taught in Welsh... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
-..they'd been successful in life -after all. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
-Despite being -a Western Mail reader... | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
-..I have heard of a place -called North Wales. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
-Despite being -a Western Mail reader... | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
-..I don't give a shit that -Kylie Minogue's granny is Welsh. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
-Despite being a Western Mail -reader, I don't like rugby. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:28 | |
-Shit. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
-In 2016, Donald Trump was elected -as President of the USA. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:37 | |
-In the depths of West Wales, -a former member of the SAS... | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
-..runs a Survival Course in Welsh. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
-Right, soldier, why are you here? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
-I'm scared of Donald Trump. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
-Yeah, Trump. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
-Trump? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
-Yeah. Oh, and I'd like to learn -how to cook a fish outdoors. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:59 | |
-You've come to the right place. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
-Once we've finished here, -you'll be ready for anything. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:07 | |
-Nuclear winter, World War. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
-During the next three days, it'll -be like the shit hitting the fan. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:14 | |
-We have to... | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
-Survive. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
-Exactly. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
-OK? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-OK?! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
-OK?! - -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
-Since you're new to this world... | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
-..here are a few things -to make life easier. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
-Scrabble. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
-Scrabble. - -Welsh Scrabble. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
-Are we using this to catch the fish? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
-We'll use it to make one of these. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
-What's that? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
-What's that? - -Goodness me... | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
-..someone's forgotten his roots - -a lyre. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
-Don't we need to light a fire? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
-How will we sing around -a fire without one of these? | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
-I still think a fire is important. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
-Anyone can light a fire. -Fire's safe enough. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:08 | |
-How many people can make a lyre? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
-Only two people. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
-They live in Brecon. -Nice enough, smell a bit. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
-What use is a lyre -in an apocalyptic world? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
-What is the point of surviving if -Welsh traditions don't survive too? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:28 | |
-OK, we'll all make a lyre. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
-Can we light a fire afterwards? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
-No need. I lit one earlier. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-2016 was a busy year for Death. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
-Death? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
-What was your favourite? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
-What was your favourite? - -Favourite death? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
-OMG, this year has been amazing. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:53 | |
-What's been unexpected -is all the celebs I've met. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
-It's been a dream come true. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-I love celebs. It's exciting. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
-Showbiz. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
-I must admit, I was -a little starstruck sometimes... | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
-..but I think -I remained professional. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
-However tempting it was -to ask for a selfie... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
-..it's not the right time, somehow. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
-Having said that, -Lemmy did ask me for one. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
-Hell of a boy. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
-This is the Scythe 7s. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
-A present for myself -for working so hard. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-To be honest, -it's all tax deductible. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
-It's my only expense - -I don't go out or go on holiday. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:40 | |
-No, no, -I'm really looking forward to 2017. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
-I have high hopes for Donald Trump. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
-Don't get me wrong, -I don't want to meet him... | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
-..but he has the codes -to the nuclear warheads. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
-Fingers crossed. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
-Despite being -a Western Mail reader... | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
-..we're forward thinking people. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
-Oh, no, oh! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
-Oh! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
-. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
-Subtitles | 0:11:15 | 0:11:15 | |
-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
-It was interesting to see -how Wales voted in the referendum. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
-I'm not sure everyone knew -what they were voting for. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
-Mark my words, we will make -breakfast... Brexit a success. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:33 | |
-Well, it's an easy mistake to make. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
-I often wake up thinking, "I'd -love to leave the European Union... | 0:11:38 | 0:11:43 | |
-"..pull out of the single market, -destabilise the economy and... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:48 | |
-"No, no... breakfast, -that's what I'd like now. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
-"Just a bowl of Rice Krispies." | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
-What will the judges think? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
-The final task is preparing -the day's most important meal. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:04 | |
-Andrew is first to present. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
-The continental style Brexit. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
-Breakfast. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:13 | |
-Breakfast. - -Breakfast. That's what I meant. Why? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
-It's tasty... | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
-..it's healthy... | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
-..it's good for you -and it's simple to prepare. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
-Where did you source the fruit? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
-The oranges are Spanish -and the grapes are French. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
-Not a good start for Andrew. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
-Thanks. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
-Right, Stephanie. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
-What have you prepared? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
-It's the traditional -great British breakfast... | 0:12:52 | 0:12:57 | |
-..with chips, a cup of tea in a mug, -a can of Coke and a Twix. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:02 | |
-First impressions, excellent. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
-It looks like a piece of artwork, -Stephanie. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
-The judges look happy. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
-How will it taste? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
-Before we taste it, -from where does the bacon come? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
-Anglesey. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
-Right, the bacon. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
-Congratulations. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
-There we go. The choice is done. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
-It might make them -fatter, poorer and more ill... | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
-..but the judges have chosen. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
-2016 will be remembered forever... | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
-..as the year of the -Great British Brexit... Breakfast! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
-Breakfast. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
-A story that well and truly -scarred Wales's culture... | 0:14:11 | 0:14:16 | |
-Water? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
-There's no toilets either. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
-An epic tale -of paying the ultimate price | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
-Will this nightmare ever end? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
-And the band are shit. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
-Festival No. 6 | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
-One thing about 2016 will stand out -like sweetcorn in a turd. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
-Wales in the Euros. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
-Many had given up hope of seeing -Wales in a major championship. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:22 | |
-Bodin. He's missed. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
-After years of pain... | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
-..finally, -Wales on the international stage. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
-Hallelujah. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
-I told the missus -I'd be home in 12 days. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
-16 days tops. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
-How was I to know -I'd be out there for a month? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
-We're Wales - it doesn't make sense. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
-Go Wales. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
-Before you say -je ne suis pas anglais... | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
-..it was time for the football -to start, and it did, in Bordeaux. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
-Before reaching the stadium, there -was talk of Hennessey being injured. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
-The consensus amongst my friends -before kick-off was... | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
-.."We're fucked, -we're totally fucked now." | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
-But we won. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
-Where did we go next? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
-To play England in Lens. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
-Let's not talk about this, yeah? -Cut. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
-We went down to Toulouse -to get our own back on the Russians. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
-And we did! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
-So, we were in the knock-outs. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
-Who did we face? -Bloody Northern Ireland. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
-Like going abroad and bumping into -Elwyn and Marian from next-door. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
-Over to Lille -to play the talented Belgians. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
-I'll be honest, -this was my last hurrah! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
-We were no-hopers. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
-That night was hazy. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
-I ended up drinking -with trouserless Belgians... | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
-..who lost their cecks -after a bet with a Frenchman. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
-More importantly, Robson Kanu -scored the best goal ever. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:08 | |
-The first touch is good. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
-Robson Kanu in possession. -A perfect shot! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
-Hal Robson Kanu -has scored again for Wales. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
-That caps one of the best moves... | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
-Down to Lyon for the semi-final. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
-Semi-final - can't believe it. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
-It was a step too far -especially without Ramsey. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:32 | |
-The squad had a warm welcome -back in Cardiff. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
-Mind you, we're Welsh. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
-There had to be an argument. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
-The Archdruid kicked things off... | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
-..by saying the players -weren't welcome in the Gorsedd... | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
-..because they didn't speak Welsh. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
-James Chester must be gutted -he couldn't wear the white robe. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:58 | |
-Despite the roaming charges... | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
-..which resulted in no-one I know -getting presents this Christmas... | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
-..it was the best summer ever. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
-If I were a poet, -I'd write an englyn about it. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
-As it is, I'll be happy saying -it was fuckin' brilliant. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
-Midland - the void | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
-We must have missed something. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
-Do you want me to turn around? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
-No, we'll go over everything -back in the station. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
-OK. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
-Is there a toilet on the way? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
-I think there's one -in the next village. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
-Bloody closed. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
-There's one in Llanborth. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
-There's one in Llanborth. - -What are you waiting for? Go. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
-Do it behind a tree. -It's easy for you. I won't peek. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
-Just go. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
-It's closed. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
-How do you know what? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
-How do you know what? - -The shutters are down. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
-Looks hopeful. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
-I think I read about this one -in the paper. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
-It wasn't successful. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
-What? What's the point of leaving -the banner up if it's closed? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:52 | |
-We can try a pub. -You could buy a packet of nuts. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
-Too late. -Just take me home, Sergeant. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
-Take me home. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
-In the depths of West Wales, the -Survival Course in Welsh continues. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:20 | |
-Hands up who's carved a love spoon. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
-What? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
-What? - -If we're the last ones alive... | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
-..we must keep -Welsh traditions alive. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
-That can only mean one thing. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
-Love spoons. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
-I think I've signed up -to the wrong course. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
-It's a post-apocalyptic -Welsh survival course. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
-What's this one? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
-A fertility symbol. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
-A fertility symbol. - -What's on the back? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
-What does it look like? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:53 | |
-What does it look like? - -It looks like Arfon Haines Davies. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
-I was watching repeats -of Pen-blwydd Hapus at the time. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
-Apocalypse or not, -Arfon will live forever. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:06 | |
-Hello. Sorry to disturb your group. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
-Welsh. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
-I'm sorry? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
-I'm sorry? - -Welsh. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
-It's Welsh. It means 'in Welsh'. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
-I'm so sorry, we don't speak Welsh. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
-What the hell have you done? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
-They tried to destroy -our community with their English. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:32 | |
-What community? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
-This one. Ours. -Our new beginning. Our Eden. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
-We're supposed to learn basic -survival skills for 100 each. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
-I paid 60. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
-Not now, Dave. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
-Not now, Dave. - -You're insane. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
-I'll just pop to the village... | 0:21:48 | 0:21:49 | |
-I'll just pop to the village... - -Don't be stupid. We have food here. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
-# We wish you a merry Christmas | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
-# We wish you a merry Christmas | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
-Please. | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
-# And a happy new year # | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
-You're so annoying. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
-Where's your Christmas spirit, Sian? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
-I don't believe in Christmas. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
-You're an atheist anyway. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
-You're an atheist anyway. - -Not on the telly. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
-Is that why you were so weird -in that meeting? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
-The programme airs over Christmas. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
-So behave. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
-So behave. - -Yes. Behave. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
-We need the programme presented -in a suitable manner. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
-Really? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
-Really? - -Of course. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
-I don't believe... | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
-I don't believe... - -Don't believe you'll have time. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
-She goes to chapel regularly -over Christmas. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
-We want to give our viewers -something that portrays... | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
-..the true meaning of Christmas. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
-Merry Christmas. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
-Is there peace? | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
-Peace. | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
-Is there peace? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
-Peace. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
-Fish. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
-It's a double. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
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