Dr Feelgood and Ian Dury Sight and Sound in Concert

Green slime.

Hello, and welcome to Sight And Sound In Concert.

Courtesy of Radio One, of course.

You can hear it on Radio 1, 247m in the medium waveband,

on the Radio 2 VHF network between 88 and 91 MHz,

and on BBC2 in colour.

We're down the Mile End Road this week.

We're at Queen Mary college,

we've got a pretty live audience,

later on we'll be having some medicinal treats from Dr Feelgood,

but to start us off, we have a guy who hasn't been off my dance set since I got his latest album.

The album is called New Boots And Panties,

and he's here with his band, The Blockheads.

An amazing guy, a really talented guy indeed.

Here with a number which isn't on the album

but was in fact their last released single

called Sex, Drugs And Rock 'n' Roll,

would you welcome The Blockheads with Ian Dury!

Ian Dury and The Blockheads!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

# Are all my brain and body need

# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

# Are very good indeed

# Keep your silly ways Or throw them out the window

# The wisdom of your ways I've been there and I know

# Lots of other ways What a jolly bad show

# If all you ever do Is business you don't like

# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

# Sex and drugs and rock and roll Are very good indeed

# Every bit of clothing Ought to make you pretty

# You can cut the clothing Grey is such a pity

# I should wear the clothing Of Mr Walter Mitty

# See my tailor, he's called Simon I know it's going to fit

# Here's a little bit of advice You're quite welcome it is free

# Don't do nothing that is cut price You know what that'll make you be

# They will try their tricky device Trap you with the ordinary

# Get your teeth into a small slice The cake of liberty

# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

-# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

-De do-de-do-do do-do do-do do doo, oh!

# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

# Oh, o-o-oh, o-o-oh, o-oh

-# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

-De do-de-do-do do-do do-do do doo, oh!

# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

# Ah a-ah, a-ah, a-ah, a-ah

# De do-de-do-do do-do do-do do doo, oh!

# Sex and drugs and rock and roll

-# Sex, drugs, rock and roll

-De do-de-do-do do-do do-do do doo, oh! #

(Sex, drugs, rock, roll)

(Sex, drugs, rock, roll)

(Sex, drugs, rock, roll)

(Sex, drugs, rock, roll)

(Sex, drugs...)

AUDIENCE CONTINUE IN CHANT

HE PANTS

# Ah-ah-ow!

# Sex! And drugs! And rock! And roll!

# Sex! And drugs! And rock! And roll!

# Sex! And drugs! And rock! And roll!

# Sex! And drugs! And rock and roll! #

HE SCREECHES

CHEERING

# I'm partial to your abracadabra

# The unforeseen erogenous zones

# Stop it, I insist I'll have to slap your wrists

# I like it when you leave me alone

# I'm partial to your abracadabra

# The unforgettable things you do

# These boots and pants are lovely you know

# Everything you want to is due

# Glad that's over, but this is worse

# Roll me over, you're so perverse

# Stop it cos I like it, it's worse

# I'm partial to your abracadabra

# The unforeseen erogenous zones

# Stop, I insist I'll have to slap your wrist

# I like it when you leave it alone

# Ah!

# There's been a manifestation

# Nature made it answer the call

# These lovely boots exist To drive me round the twist

# Abracadabra for all

# Glad that's over, but this is worse

# Aaah!

# Roll me over, you're so perverse

# Stop it cos I like it, it's worse

# I'm partial to your abracadabra

# I'm partial to your abracadabra

# I'm partial to your abracadabra

# I'm partial to your abracadabra. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you very much indeed.

Cut the Finsburys, dear, cut the Finsburys.

Could you cut the Finsburys?

Cut the Finsburys.

Cut the Finsburys, please.

It's called Wake Up Make Love With Me.

# I come awake

# With a gift for womankind

# You're still asleep

# The gift don't seem to mind

# Rise on this occasion

# Halfway up your back

# Sliding down your body

# Touching your behind

# You look so self-possessed

# I won't disturb your rest

# It's lovely when you're sleeping

# But wide awake is best, oww!

# Wake up and make love with me

# Wake up and make love

# Wake up and make love with me

# I don't wanna make you

# I'll let the fancy take you

# And you'll wake up and make love

# You'll wake in a

# In a horny morning mood

# And have a proper wriggle

# In the naughty naked nude

# Roll against my body

# Get me where you want me

# What happens next is private

# It's also very rude

# I'll go and get the post

# And make some tea and toast

# You have another sleep, duckie

# It's me that needs it most, oww

# Wake up and make love with me

# Wake up and make love

# Wake up and make love with me

# I don't wanna make you

# I'll let the fancy take you

# And you'll wake up and make love

# Wake up and make love

# Wake up and make love with me

# Wake up and make love

# Wake up!

HE MOUTHS

# Wake up... #

HE MOUTHS

(Wake up!)

CHEERING

It's cos I ain't never had no nothing worth having,

never ever never never never never never...

You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall...

into thinking that I ain't too clever.

# Just cos I ain't never had no nothing worth having

# Never ever, never never never never never ever

# You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall

# Into thinking that I ain't too...clever

# And it ain't not having one thing nor another

# Neither, either is it anything, whatever, never ever

# And it ain't not knowing that there ain't nothing showing

# And I answer to the name of Trevor, however

# Just cos I ain't never said no nothing worth saying

# Never ever, never never never never never never never never never...

# Things have been read into what I never said

# Till me mouth becomes me head which ain't not all that...clever

# And it ain't not saying one thing nor not another

# Neither, either is it anything I haven't said...whatever

# And it ain't not proving that there ain't nothing moving

# Cos I answer to the name of Trevor

# However

# Knock me down with a feather

# Clever Trevor

# Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's...

# Clever

# Either have they got nor neither haven't they not

# Got no right to make a clot

# Out of Trevor

# Why should I feel bad about something I ain't had

# Such stupidness is mad Cos nothing underfoot

# Comes to nothing less to add To a load of old toot

# And I ain't half not as glad Cos there's nowhere to put it

# Even if I had I'm a bit of a Jack the lad

# Consequently

# Knock me down with a feather

# Clever Trevor

# Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever

# Either have they got Nor neither haven't they not

# Got no right to make a clot

# Out of Trevor... #

Also...

Hendon is a lot further than Gerrards Cross if you go sideways.

HE MOUTHS

CHEERING

Thank you very much indeed. Good evening!

Oi oi!

CHEERING

Oh, Mile End, eh? Mile End.

Oi oi, eh!

AUDIENCE SHOUT

Deep voices required for Mile End.

Good evening, I'm from Essex,

in case you couldn't tell.

My given name is Dickie,

I come from Billericay,

and I'm doing very well.

# I had a love affair with Nina In the back of my Cortina

# A seasoned up hyena Could not have been more obscener

# She took me to the cleaners And other misdemeanours

# But I got up between her rum and her Ribena

# Well you ask Joyce and Vicky

# If candy floss is sticky

# I ain't a bleedin' thickie I'm Billericay Dickie

# And I'm doing...very well

# I bought a lot of brandy

# When I was courting Sandy

# Took eight to make her randy

# And all I had was shandy

# Another thing with Sandy

# What often came in handy

# Was passing her a Mandy

# She didn't half go bandy

# Well you ask Joyce and Vicky

# If I ever took the mickey

# I ain't a codging thickie I'm Billericay Dickie

# And I'm doing...very well

# I'd rendezvous with Janet

# Quite near the Isle of Thanet

# She looked more like a gannet

# She wasn't half a prannet

# Her mother tried to ban it

# Her father helped me plan it

# And when I captured Janet

# She bruised her pomegranate

# Well you ask Joyce and Vicky

# If I ever shaped up tricky

# I ain't a bleedin' thickie

# I'm Billericay Dickie And I'm doing very well

# You should never hold a candle

# If you don't know where it's been

# The jackpot is in the handle

# On a normal fruit machine

-# So you ask Joyce and Vicky

-Ooh-Ooh

# Who's their favourite brickie

# I'm not a bloody thickie

# I'm Billericay Dickie And I'm doing very well

# Oh golly, oh gosh Come and lie on the couch

# With a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch

# I ain't a bloody thickie I'm Billericay Dickie

# And I ain't a slouch

# So you ask Joyce and Vicky

# A pair of squeaky chickies

# I ain't a bloody thickie I'm Billericay Dickie

# And I'm doing very well. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

This is called Sweet Gene Vincent.

My mate says it's available at this moment in time in some means.

I think it's available.

# Blue Gene baby

# Skinny white sailor The chances were slender

# The beauties were brief

# Shall I mourn your decline with some Thunderbird wine

# And a black handkerchief?

# I miss your sad Virginia whisper

# I miss the voice that called my heart

# Sweet Gene Vincent

# Young and old and gone

# Sweet Gene Vincent

# One, two, three...

# Who, who, who slapped John?

# White face, black shirt White socks, black shoes

# Black hair, white strat Bled white, died black

# Sweet Gene Vincent Let the blue cats roll tonight

# At the sock hop ball In the union hall

# Where the bop is their delight

-# Here comes duck-tailed Danny

-Sweet Gene Vincent

# Dragging Uncanny Annie She's the one with the flying feet

# You can break the peace Daddy, sickle grease

# The beat is reet complete

# And the jump back honey in the dungarees

# Tight sweater and a ponytail

# Will you guess her age when she comes backstage?

# The hoodlums bite their nails Oww!

# Black gloves, white frost Black crepe, white lead

# White sheet, black knight Jet black, dead white

# Sweet Gene Vincent

# There's one in every town

# And the devil drives till the hearse arrives

# And you lay that pistol down

# Sweet Gene Vincent

# There's nowhere left to hide

# With lazy skin and ashtray eyes A perforated pride

# So farewell, mademoiselle Knickerbocker Hotel

# Goodbye to money owed

# But when your leg still hurts And you need more shirts

# You got to get back on the road

# Sweet Gene Vincent

# Sweet Gene Vincent

# Sweet Gene Vincent

# Sweet Gene Vincent

# When your leg still hurts And you need more shirts

# You got to get back on the road. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I'm going to say good night now.

Say good night to Chas Jankel, who writes tunes and that...

and plays the guitar and plays the piano.

APPLAUSE Chas!

That's enough. This is a Blockhead!

CHEERING Oi-oi!

I'll have some more of that and all, later.

Mickey Gallagher, Blockhead keyboards.

CHEERING

Charley Charles, Blockhead drums.

CHEERING

Norman Watt-Roy, Blockhead bass.

CHEERING

Good night, Norman.

John, Blockhead, Turnbull, Blockhead, guitar, Blockhead.

CHEERING

This is called Blockheads and is for you, thanks.

Oi-oi!

# You must have seen parties of blockheads

# With blotched and lagered skin

# Blockheads with food particles in their teeth

# What a horrible state they're in

# They've got womanly breasts Under pale mauve vests

# Shoes like dead pigs' noses

# Cornflake packet jacket Catalogue trousers

# A mouth what never closes

# You must have seen blockheads in raucous teams

# Dressed up after work

# Who screw their poor old Eileens

# Get sloshed and go berserk

# Rotary accessory watches

# Hire purchase signet rings

# A beauty to the bully boys

# No lonely vestige clings

# Why bother at all about blockheads?

# Why shouldn't they do as they please?

# You know if it came to a brainy game

# You could baffle a blockhead with ease

# How would you like one puffing And blowing in your ear-hole?

# Or laying a cable in your swimming pool?

# Bigger-brained blockheads often acquire

# Black and orange cars Premature ejaculation drivers

# Their soft-tops got roll-bars

# Fill her up, they say to blockheads Go on, stick it where it hurts

# Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance

# Their horrible patterned shirts

# Why bother at all about blockheads?

# Superior as you are

# You're thoughtful and kind With a well-stocked mind

# A blockhead can't think very far

# How would you like one in your laundry basket?

# Banging nails in your dog Ow...

# Why bother at all about blockheads?

# Why should you care what they do?

# Cos after all is said and done

# You're all blockheads too

# Ain't ya? Ain't ya?

# Ain't ya? Ain't ya? Ain't ya? Ain't ya?

# Blockheads, blockheads

# Blockheads, blockheads

# Blockheads, blockheads

# Oi-oi

-# Blockheads

-Oi-oi

-# Blockheads

-Oi-oi

-# Blockheads

-Oi-oi

-# Blockheads

-Oi-oi

-# Blockheads

-Oi-oi

# Oi-oi

# Oi-oi

-# Oi-oi

-Oi-oi

-# Oi-oi

-Oi-oi

-# Oi-oi

-Oi-oi

-# Oi-oi

-Oi-oi

# Oi-oi

# Oi-oi

# Oi-oi. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

A really fine set there from Ian Dury And The Blockheads.

Don't forget their current album,

which is called New Boots And Panties.

Let's face it, we all need them.

CHEERING

You're ready for some more rock'n'roll.

For those of you watching and listening, we hope, at home,

you're in tune to Sight And Sound In Concert.

If you're ready for more rock'n'roll,

here it is for you in the shape of...

Dr Feelgood.

Dr Feelgood!

# As I was walking down the street

# A pretty girl did I meet

# Man, she was oh so neat

# Looking good From her head to her feet

# I was looking back to see If she was looking back to see

# If I was looking back at her

# She wore the very best of clothes

# Had on some black and nylon hose

# Bang-a-diddle-doo-doo line

# And baby, just, just don't lie

# I was looking back to see If she was looking back to see

# If I was looking back at her

# As I was walking down the street

# A pretty girl did I meet

# Man, she was oh, so neat

# Looking good From her head to her feet

# I was looking back to see If she was looking back to see

# If I was looking back at her

# She wore the very best of clothes

# Had on some black and nylon hose

# Bang-a-diddle-doo-doo line

# And baby, just, just don't lie

# I was looking back to see If she was looking back to see

# If I was looking back at her

# I was looking back to see If she was looking back to see

# If I was looking back at her. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I said hey...

# Everybody...

# All around the world Every boy and girl

# Come along with me Yeah, yeah, that's a stupidity

# Papa said I look so silly

# Papa said I look a fool

# I don't mind their criticism

# I get it every day in school

# And come along with me

# See how much fun it can be

# Watch it on TV Yeah, yeah, that's a stupidity

# Mama said I look so silly

# Papa said I look a fool

# I don't mind their criticism

# I get it every day at school

# Come along with me

# See how much fun it can be

# Watch 'em on TV Yeah, yeah, that's a stupidity

# Come along with me

# See how much fun it can be

# Watch 'em on TV Yeah, yeah, that's a stupidity. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you.

Thank you, this one's called...

You'll Be Mine.

# You're so sweet, you're so fine

# How I wish you was mine

# Honey, I need your love

# You'll be mine, you'll be mine

# You're so good, you're so true

# How I wish I had you

# Honey, I need your love

# You'll be mine, you'll be mine

# Tell me, pretty baby

# If you, you wanna try

# If you, you want it, baby

# Love you till the day that I die Yeah

# Tell me, pretty baby

# If you, you wanna try

# If you, you want it, baby

# Love you till the day that I die Yeah

# You're so sweet, you're so true

# How I wish I had you

# Honey, I need your love

# You'll be mine, you'll be mine. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you very much indeed. If anyone was at the gig at Canvey Island at the Paddocks,

you know all about this one - it's called You Upset Me Baby.

# Well, she's 30 in the bust

# 26 in the waist

# 44 in the hips, she's got real good legs

# You upset me, baby

# Upset me, baby

# Woman, what you do to me

# Not too tall

# Complexion is fair

# Man, she knocks me out

# The way she wears her hair

# You upset me, baby

# Upset me, baby

# Like being hit by a falling tree

# Now woman, what you do to me

# I'd like to describe her

# It's hard to start, I better stop now

# I got a very weak heart

# You upset me, baby

# You upset me, baby

# Like being hit by a falling tree Woman, what you do to me. #

Take it.

Do it again. Come on over.

Yeah!

# I'd like to describe her

# It's hard to start I better stop now

# I got a very weak heart

# You upset me, baby

# Definitely, baby

# Like being hit by a falling tree Now, woman, what you do to me

-# You upset me, baby

-Upset me, baby

-# Upset me, baby

-You upset me, baby

-# You upset me, baby

-You upset me, baby

-# You upset me, baby

-You upset me, baby

# Like being hit by a falling tree Now, woman, what you do to me

-# You upset me, baby

-You upset me, baby

-# You upset me, baby

-You upset me, baby

-# You upset me, baby

-You upset me, baby

-# Definitely, baby

-You upset me, baby

# Like being hit by a falling tree Now, woman, what you do to me

# Shhhh

-# You upset me, baby

-You upset me, baby

-# You upset me, baby

-You upset me, baby

-# Definitely baby

-You upset me, baby

-# You upset me, baby

-You upset me, baby

# Like being hit by a falling tree Now, woman, what you do to me. #

Yeah!

Come on, come on forward.

Yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you!

Come on!

This one's called Homework.

# Oh baby, I might be a fool

# Wasting my time by going to school

# The way you love me, you love me so

# I can't do my homework anymore

# I can't do my homework anymore

# Oh baby, you got me so blind

# Moving round in circles, about to lose my mind

# The way you love me, you love me so

# I can't do my homework anymore

# Can't do my homework anymore

# Baby, baby, baby Stand up for me

# Whatever you're doing is everything

# Give me your lips, not your hand

# Whatever you're doing is really grand

# Baby, I might be a fool

# Moving round in circles by going to school

# The way you love me, you love me so

# I can't do my homework anymore

# Can't do my homework anymore

# Oh, baby, you've got me so mad

# Moving round in circles, about to lose my mind

# The way you love me, you love me so

# I can't do my homework anymore

# I can't do my homework anymore. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you!

Thank you, ladies and gentleman. Here's our new single.

HE PLAYS HARMONICA

# Baby Jane, what a fool I've been

# I let you go

# I cast my fate to the four winds

# Baby Jane, can you forgive me now?

# And take from me this heart of pain

# That I'm living now

# All that good, sweet loving

# I guess you forgot

# All that good, sweet hugging

# When I lost you I sure lost a lot

# Baby Jane, what a fool I've been

# I let you go

# I cast my fate to the four winds

# Baby Jane, what a fool I've been

# I let you go

# I cast my fate to the four winds

# All that good, sweet loving

# I guess you forgot

# All that good, sweet hugging

# When I lost you, I sure lost a lot

# Baby Jane, can you forgive me now?

# And take from me this heart of pain

# That I'm living now

# Baby Jane, Baby Jane

# Baby Jane, Baby Jane

# Baby Jane

# Baby Jane

# Baby Jane

# Two more

# Baby Jane

# One more

# Baby Jane. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentleman, thank you very much indeed!

This one's called The Blues Had A Baby.

# Tell a story

# One that's never been known

# Tell you all a story

# One's that's never been known

# Well the blues got pregnant

# And they named their baby rock'n'roll

# You got to say that

# The blues got soul

# You got to say it

# Rhythm's got soul

# Well, the blues got pregnant

# And they named their baby rock'n'roll. #

Blues have got soul. Do it again!

# I want you to know that blues has got soul

# I want you to know that blues has got soul

# Well, the blues got pregnant

# And they named their baby rock'n'roll

# Yeah. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you!

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you!

This is a song written by Nick Lowe.

This one's called That's It, I Quit.

# We used have our time together

# We used to party with each other

# Now you stall when I call

# Don't wanna go when I say go

# And when I see you on the street Listen to me, little creep

# That's it, I quit

# You used to look just like a queen

# Kinda soft, kinda mean

# Now you just look dirty

# Say you're 20 but you're 30

# Wearing a diamond ring

# Where did you get that thing?

# That's it, I quit

# When I call you at home

# At your personal phone number

# I don't get in a rage when I hear it's engaged

# I just wanna know who you are lying under

# It's a wrap

# Don't want to see you anymore

# Don't want to walk in any trap

# Like I told you once before

# You think you're just so flash

# The way you get your cash

# That's it, I quit

# When I call you at home

# At your personal phone number

# I don't get in a rage when I hear it's engaged

# I just wanna know who you are lying under

# It's a wrap

# Don't want to see you anymore

# Don't want to walk in any trap

# Like I told you once before

# You think you're just so flash

# The way you get your cash

# That's it, I quit

# You think you're just so flash

# The way you get your cash

# That's it, I quit. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you!

Thank you very much.

Here's a song from our album Sneakin' Suspicion.

A song written by a good friend of ours...

sort of.

It's called Lucky Seven by Lew Lewis. Thank you.

# Standing on the station for the train that's down the line

# The jive is stomping, baby

# It'll get in to your mind

# Can't stop the boogie and it's reaching to your brain

# Body's pumping boogie and it's reaching on again

# It's times like that you play your lucky seven

# And the seven brought the time right back

# You get down the alleyways and moving down the streets

# Baby, it's reaching to your feet

# Looking for a place where some friends are hanging round

# Riding on the yard back to the south side of town

# Well it's times like that you play your lucky seven

# And the seven brought the time right back

# Come on now, lucky seven

# Better not forget it

# Baby, come on, baby

# You know she let me down

# Honey headed honey Sticking to your hand

# Come on, baby, baby

# Baby, we just dance

# It's times like that you play your lucky seven

# And the seven brought the time right back

# Lucky seven

# Lucky seven

# Lucky seven

# Lucky seven

# Time right back

# Lucky seven

# Lucky seven

# Lucky seven

# Lucky seven

# Time right back

# Lucky seven

# Lucky seven

# Yeah

# Lucky seven

# Lucky seven

# Time right back. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you, thank you!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a song which was our single.

She's A Wind Up!

# She's got a fine looking figure

# When she's walking down the street

# She gives a quick see you later

# To all the guys she meets

# I wanna hear her moan when I get her alone

# When the action starts she says I got to go home

# She's a wind up, wind up

# She's a wind up, wind up

# She's a wind up, wind up

# I'm going to say OK but they don't mean what they say

# She wears the low-cut dresses

# And high-heeled shoes

# She was born to make it

# I was born to lose

# She makes the blackout sounds till the light goes down

# And when I make a move, she ain't nowhere around

# She's a wind up, wind up

# She's a wind up, wind up

# She's a wind up, wind up

# For I'd say OK but they don't mean what they say

# She's got a fine looking figure

# When she's walking down the street

# She gives a quick see you later

# To all the guys she meets

# I wanna hear her moan when I get her alone

# When the action starts she says I got to go home

# She's a wind up, wind up

# She's a wind up, wind up

# She's a wind up, wind up

# For I'd say OK but they don't mean what they say

# She's a wind up, wind up

# She's a wind up, wind up

# She's a wind up, wind up

# For I'd say OK but they don't mean what they say

# She's a wind up, wind up

# She's a wind up, wind up

# She's a wind up, wind up

# She's a wind up, wind up. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.

We've got to say good night to you now.

Thank you for coming.

We want to leave you with one -

it's called Lights Out, thank you. Good night.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Standin' on my front porch Grabbed her and I kissed her

# Boy, I was surprised when I saw her little sister

# Lights out

# Lights out

# I'm glad now the lights were out

# Sister knows much more about what to do when the lights go out

# Mother looked at me she's peepin' through the window

# The way she looked at me Boy, I thought I was a sinner

# Lights out

# Lights out

# I'm glad now the lights were out

# Sister knows much more about

# What to do when the lights go out

# Lovin' on the front porch sittin' on the swing

# I can almost hear those weddin' bells ring

# Lights out

# Lights out

# I'm glad now the lights were out

# Sister knows more about

# What to do when the lights go out

# Lovin' on the front porch sittin' on the swing

# I can almost hear those weddin' bells ring

# Lights out

# Lights out

# I'm glad now the lights were out

# Sister knows more about

# What to do when the lights go out

# Now we're married and we bought a little house

# Would have married little sister but the lights went out

# Lights out

# Lights out

# I'm glad now the lights were out

# Sister knows much more about

# I'm glad now the lights were out

# Sister knows much more about

# Glad to know them lights are out

# Sister knows much more about

# What to do when the lights go out. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you. Good night.