Pennod 3 Sion a Sian

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-Tonight's contestants on Sion a Sian

-are Iwan and Kay...

-..and Sarah and Wyn.

-Here to greet the couples

-are Heledd Cynwal and Stifyn Parri.

-Good evening

-and welcome to Sion a Sian...

-..the show which tests

-how well couples know each other.

-The more they know, the higher their

-chances of winning the prize money.

-Two rounds but only one chance

-for one of the couples...

-..to answer

-the big question worth 1,000.

-Let's get the game started

-and introduce our contestants.

-The first couple comes from

-Pontarddulais. Iwan and Kay.

-Welcome.

-What a smart couple you are.

-Which is more

-than can be said for us!

-Before we start the game...

-..let's find out more about you.

-The first time I met Kay was at

-the Dairy Event in Stoneleigh.

-I was up there working.

-A friend of mine and Kay

-were judging stock.

-They came over for a cuppa

-and that's the first time we met.

-Her version is a little different.

-We met for the first time

-when we were both judging stock.

-But Iwan doesn't remember that.

-The next time we met was at

-a YFC Queen's Ball in Swansea.

-We had a chat that night but Iwan

-doesn't remember that either.

-I'd had

-a couple of pints that night.

-If there's one thing I could change

-about Kay, it'd be her stubbornness.

-Only Kay's way will do sometimes.

-Everything's a competition for him.

-Even during a meal, he has to be

-the first one to finish.

-She's so thoughtful.

-She always thinks of others.

-She's also a fantastic cook.

-Iwan's kind nature

-makes him special.

-He'd do anything for anyone.

-He's quite good looking too.

-The fact we're both from

-the same background makes us click.

-We've both

-been brought up on a farm...

-..although our jobs are different.

-Kay's a beef farmer

-whereas I'm a dairy farmer.

-You were raised on a farm

-and live in the country.

-Rural life must suit you.

-Rural life must suit you.

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-It suits us down to the ground.

-Doesn't urban life tempt you?

-Doesn't urban life tempt you?

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-No. It's too busy and noisy.

-The city

-doesn't hold much appeal for me.

-Until there's a chance

-of winning some money!

-But you live in Pontarddulais

-for a reason.

-It's situated

-halfway between the two farms.

-Iwan's farm is in Llangennech...

-..and our farm is in Neath.

-Pontarddulais

-sits in the middle of them both.

-Being so busy, it's surprising

-you get a chance to see each other.

-Both of us also have jobs...

-..outside of farming...

-..but at home,

-that's our time together.

-Draw the curtains and cuddle up.

-Draw the curtains and cuddle up.

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-Yes.

-Iwan, you always finish your food

-first but you don't do any cooking.

-I don't need to

-since she's such a wonderful cook.

-You got out of that one well!

-You got out of that one well!

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-What's Kay's speciality?

-She does

-a fantastic steak and chips.

-She also cooks

-a mean Coca-Cola chicken.

-It's fantastic.

-It's chicken cooked in Coca-Cola

-and passata or tomato puree.

-It's like barbecue chicken.

-I've tried it with ham.

-Yes, gammon or anything like that.

-Yes, gammon or anything like that.

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-All this talk is making me hungry!

-Taxi!

-Iwan, you're first in the booth.

-Off you go.

-He's transformed into

-a groovy dude in those glasses!

-He looks like John Travolta!

-He looks much better than most.

-There are three questions

-in this round.

-Providing your answers correspond,

-you can win a total of 300.

-Good luck.

-First question. Iwan

-is an expert on Holstein cattle.

-Which of the breed's characteristics

-reminds you most of Iwan?

-Here are your choices.

-He's very productive

-and hard working.

-He's easily led...

-..and obedient.

-Or he has an attractive body?

-The first one.

-Productive and hard working?

-Productive and hard working?

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-Yes.

-Although

-all the others are true too.

-If Iwan let his facial hair grow...

-..which style

-do you think would suit him best?

-A beard

-like rugby player Adam Jones?

-Designer stubble like Ryan Giggs...

-..or sideburns like Bradley Wiggins?

-Sideburns would suit him.

-That's what he'd say?

-Yes.

-Yes.

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-Final question.

-He's very competitive, as we know.

-He doesn't like losing.

-What would annoy him the most?

-You beating him on Fferm Ffactor.

-You beating him in a

-dairy cattle contest in Stoneleigh.

-Or you winning the Supreme Champion

-Sheep at the Royal Welsh Show?

-The second one.

-The dairy cattle contest.

-Happy with the answers?

-Let's ask him to join us.

-Milking time's over!

-You wear it well!

-Few people

-look cool in those glasses.

-The country and western music

-helped!

-Three questions and hopefully

-your answers will correspond...

-..to win a total of 300.

-First question.

-You're an expert on Holstein cattle.

-Which of the breed's characteristics

-reminds Kay of you?

-You're easily led and obedient.

-You've an attractive body.

-Or you're very productive

-and hard working?

-I hope it's the attractive body.

-Productive and hard working.

-Productive and hard working.

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-You did say the others are true too!

-But you picked the wrong one.

-If you decided

-to let your facial hair grow...

-..which style

-did Kay think would suit you best?

-Designer stubble like Ryan Giggs?

-Sideburns like Bradley Wiggins?

-Or a beard

-like rugby player Adam Jones?

-What did she think?

-What did she think?

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-She hates beards.

-She'd probably say

-Bradley Wiggins' sideburns.

-Kerching! 100 in the bank.

-Well done. Final question.

-You're competitive,

-aren't you, Iwan? You hate losing.

-Yes, I hate losing.

-What would annoy you the most?

-Kay beating you on Fferm Ffactor?

-Kay winning Supreme Champion Sheep

-at the Royal Welsh Show?

-Or Kay beating you in a dairy

-cattle contest at Stoneleigh?

-The dairy contest.

-The dairy contest.

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-Well done.

-Very good.

-At the end of that round, you scored

-two questions correctly, so 200.

-Well done, Iwan and Kay.

-The next couple comes from Cardiff.

-Here are Sarah and Wyn.

-It's good to see you smiling.

-It's fantastic to be here.

-It's fantastic to be here.

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-Let's find out a little about you.

-We met at university in Cardiff.

-We lived next door to each other.

-I thought, "Who's this girl?"

-But we were friends

-for a couple of years.

-We went to a party two years later

-and we got a bit closer, didn't we?

-Yes, we drank and we chatted...

-..and then drank and chatted

-a bit more...

-..and the rest is history.

-Whatever happens,

-Wyn is always positive.

-I like that about him.

-The reason I love Sarah is because

-she cares for her family so well.

-She's very hard working and

-when we got out, she's lots of fun.

-Wyn's a workaholic.

-I wish he'd remember

-to work less sometimes.

-One of the things

-that annoys me about Sarah...

-..is when

-she criticizes my driving...

-..and screams at me for driving

-too fast, which is really annoying!

-We work in very different fields...

-..but when it's just the family, we

-really appreciate our time together.

-Come on then!

-I knew you'd embarrass me!

-You can't get enough of her, Wyn!

-You have to get it while you can!

-Is that

-how he kisses you all the time?

-Come here!

-Romance at its best!

-You're an entrepreneur.

-Yes, I run the Pinnacle

-letting agency in Cardiff.

-I also have a software company

-and I enjoy working.

-I know I'm a workaholic.

-I know I'm a workaholic.

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-You work hard too, Sarah.

-You're a mother to three children.

-How old are they?

-Eight, six and four.

-So you work just as hard as Wyn.

-Longer hours, probably.

-Longer hours, probably.

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-She works very hard at home.

-Sarah,

-you're first in the booth tonight.

-We'll ask you three questions...

-..and for each matching answer

-you'll win 100.

-She looks

-pretty as a picture in the booth.

-Right.

-Some of us might recognize Sarah

-as the former presenter...

-..of the television programme

-The Ferret.

-But which of these animals

-does Sarah resemble most?

-This will get me into trouble.

-We'll see. Here's the choice.

-A pretty bird like a peacock.

-Colourful and proud.

-A curious and playful kitten.

-Or a fox - cool and clever.

-I think I'll go for the fox.

-Cool and clever.

-Cool and clever.

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-Although I used to shoot them.

-Just don't shoot her.

-Just don't shoot her.

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-OK.

-After the children leave home,

-what will you both do?

-Relive your college days

-and backpack around Europe?

-Run away

-and lie in the sun in Florida?

-Or trek across the Himalayas?

-I think we'd go

-backpacking around Europe again.

-It'd be wonderful.

-It's hypothetical!

-As long as

-we've packed a bottle of wine!

-Imagine the both of you

-have been invited...

-..to a fancy dress party.

-What theme does Sarah choose

-for the both of you?

-She's the one who decides.

-Romantic

-like Cinderella and Prince Charming.

-Adventurous

-like Superman and Wonder Woman.

-Or exciting like Bonnie and Clyde?

-I think I'll go for exciting.

-Like Bonnie and Clyde.

-Let's call on Sarah.

-We've set you free, Sarah.

-Welcome back to reality.

-Sarah, we recognize you...

-..as the former presenter

-of The Ferret...

-..but which of these animals...

-..does Wyn think you resemble?

-A pretty bird like a peacock -

-colourful and proud.

-A fox - cool and clever.

-Or a curious and playful kitten?

-What did Wyn say?

-I'd say a fox.

-I'd say a fox.

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-Well done. 100 in the bank.

-He's shot a few foxes in his time.

-But not tonight.

-But not tonight.

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-Here comes the second question.

-When the children leave home,

-what will you do?

-Run away

-and lie in the sun in Florida?

-Take a challenging trek

-across the Himalayas?

-Or relive college days

-and go backpacking around Europe?

-Backpacking around Europe.

-Correct.

-It's going well.

-It's going well.

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-Final question.

-You're invited to

-a fancy dress party...

-..but you get to choose

-the theme for both of you.

-Do you go for exciting

-like Bonnie and Clyde?

-Adventurous

-like Superman and Wonder Woman?

-Or romantic like

-Cinderella and Prince Charming?

-Adventurous.

-Adventurous.

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-Like Superman and Wonder Woman?

-Incorrect,

-but you'd both look good.

-Thank you.

-At the end of that round,

-you've won 200.

-Great. Thank you.

-How will they fare after the break?

-The bat box round is next

-and one couple will play for 1,000.

-See you in a tick.

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-Welcome back.

-Pink and blue bats at the ready.

-Six quick-fire questions

-worth 50 each.

-First to play are Iwan and Kay.

-Here goes.

-Who has the best singing voice?

-Well done.

-Who eats

-the last chocolate in the box?

-Well done.

-Which of you

-is least fond of modern art?

-Correct.

-Which of you complains the most?

-Well done.

-Who's the most generous?

-Incorrect.

-Who's most likely to say,

-"I'm not so keen on your outfit."

-Correct. Return your bats, please.

-Only one incorrect answer.

-You scored five out of six.

-Congratulations, Iwan and Kay.

-Welcome back Sarah and Wyn.

-Bats in the right hands. Good luck.

-Who's the best actor?

-Incorrect.

-Who has the best memory?

-Correct.

-Who's most likely

-to give money to a tramp?

-Incorrect.

-Who has

-the most interesting ancestors?

-Correct. Who tells the best jokes?

-Correct. Good choice.

-Who'd be better at milking a cow?

-Correct.

-Return your bats. At the end of that

-round, you scored four out of six.

-Come and join us.

-Please welcome back Iwan and Kay.

-At the end of that round,

-I can reveal...

-..that Sarah and Wyn have won 400.

-But the winners with 50 extra...

-..are Iwan and Kay, so well done.

-As well as the 400...

-..you also take away

-the delightful Sion a Sian cushion.

-Fantastic. Thank you very much.

-Fantastic. Thank you very much.

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-What could be better than that?

-You've been wonderful contestants.

-Thank you. Goodbye.

-Are you surprised?

-Yes.

-Are you happy so far?

-Are you happy so far?

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-Yes, we are.

-Kay, it's your turn in the booth

-this time, so off you go.

-You wasted no time

-jumping in her grave!

-You had your eye on it.

-Kay looks a little disheartened

-in those glasses.

-They're not the coolest.

-As long as she can't see or hear!

-Stifyn will ask you one question

-and we require one answer.

-Hopefully, Kay's answer

-will be the same as yours.

-Are you ready?

-Are you ready?

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-As ready as I'll ever be.

-Here comes the big question.

-Who is Kay's

-favourite singer or group?

-Lady Gaga.

-You wasted no time there.

-She's a big fan of Lady Gaga.

-This is for 1,000, remember.

-Do you want time to think?

-Do you want time to think?

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-No. She's a big fan of Lady Gaga.

-I'm sure that's what she'll say.

-I'm sure that's what she'll say.

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-OK. Quiet.

-We're ready for you, Kay.

-We'll ask you one question

-and we require one answer.

-Hopefully your answer

-corresponds with Iwan's.

-The question is...

-..who's your favourite singer

-or group?

-Lady Gaga.

-Lady Gaga.

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-Yes!

-Well done. High-five!

-You can behave like Lady Gaga now,

-as long as you don't dress like her!

-Like a telephone.

-Like a telephone.

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-Or meat.

-Definitely not.

-What will you do with the money?

-What will you do with the money?

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-It'll go towards our wedding.

-What a perfect end to the programme.

-What a perfect end to the programme.

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-Best of luck with the wedding.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

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-Another very, very happy couple!

-We're very, very happy too.

-Until next time, ta-ta.

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