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-Tonight's contestants on Sion a Sian

-are Doris and Eifion...

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-..and Dennis and Wendy.

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-Here to greet the couples

-are Heledd Cynwal and Stifyn Parri.

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-Hello and welcome to Sion a Sian...

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-..the show which reveals how well

-Wales's couples know one another.

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-Tonight's couples

-come from Llandeilo and Bridgend.

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-They're competing

-for the chance to win 1,000.

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-They'll play two rounds.

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-The first round in the booth...

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-..and the second round

-in the bat box.

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-Let's meet our first couple.

-Here are Doris and Eifion.

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-How are you this evening?

-Looking forward to it?

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-I don't know about that.

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-I don't know about that.

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-No need for you to be nervous.

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-I like your honesty.

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-Let's find out more about you.

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-Take a look at this.

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-We got together

-at the end of the night...

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-..after the Young Farmers' Queen's

-Ball in Swansea in December.

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-We decided

-to see each other again...

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-..but every time we made a date,

-either Eifion wouldn't show up...

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-..or he was late -

-there wasn't much shape on him.

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-In the end, he said he'd definitely

-meet me at the end of February.

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-I said to my friends, "If Eifion

-doesn't show up tonight...

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-"..I'll give up on him."

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-I found out that her birthday

-was in late December...

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-..and there was the matter of

-a Christmas present, so I hung back.

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-I thought I'd save some money

-and go out with her in the New Year.

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-So that's what I did.

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-When it comes to organizing work

-on the farm for the week ahead...

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-..we sit around the table and Eifion

-and I are on the same wavelength.

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-That proves we suit each other.

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-I've trained many sheepdogs

-over the years.

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-If Doris responded to my whistle

-as well as the dogs, she'd be great.

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-We're in for some fun tonight.

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-So you live together

-and work together.

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-Do you ever fall out?

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-Do you ever fall out?

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-Some days we do.

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-A row in the morning

-upsets the entire day.

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-Eifion mentioned that you're

-a good farmer in your own right.

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-You recently won an award,

-didn't you?

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-Yes, in December. I won the Welsh

-Woman Farmer of the Year award.

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-Do you have any obsessions?

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-Washing the floor. I like having

-a clean floor to come home to.

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-Meinir comes in and says to me,

-"The floor's wet again, Mami."

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-You should come round to mine.

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-You should come round to mine.

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-It's dirty again...

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-..by the following day.

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-You're making work for yourself.

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-Doris, do you fancy cleaning

-the floor in the booth?

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-The mop and bucket

-are waiting for you.

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-You know the rules by now, Eifion.

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-You'll answer three questions...

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-..and hopefully

-Doris's answers will match yours.

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-Hopefully.

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-We all live in hope.

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-First question.

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-Doris recently won the Welsh

-Woman Farmer of the Year award.

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-But if she wasn't a farmer's wife...

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-..what would she like to be?

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-The wife of a politician

-in the Assembly Government?

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-An accountant's wife?

-Or a minister's wife?

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-An accountant's wife.

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-Is she good with money?

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-Yes, she's very good at bookkeeping

-and keeping the paperwork in order.

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-I'll say that.

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-You're about to make a speech

-at a Young Farmers' dinner.

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-Doris notices

-that your trouser zip is undone.

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-What does she do?

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-She lets you stand up,

-hoping nothing's revealed.

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-She kicks you under the table...

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-..prompting you to do up your zip.

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-Or she swiftly

-slides her hand under the table...

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-..and adjusts your zip herself?

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-She kicks me under the table.

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-Before it falls out.

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-Before we fall out?

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-Before we fall out?

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-Yes, before you both fall out!

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-Eifion!

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-Third question.

-What would surprise Doris the most?

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-You giving her a day off

-from the farm work...

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-..and handing her 500

-to spend on clothes?

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-Hiring a professional photographer

-to take a family portrait?

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-Or giving her a gold pendant

-with your wedding photo inside?

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-What was the first one again?

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-Giving her a day off

-and handing her 500?

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-I thought so!

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-I thought so!

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-That'd surprise her the most.

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-Happy with those answers?

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-Happy with those answers?

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-No.

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-Let's call on Doris.

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-We're ready for you, sweetheart.

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-She's enjoying herself in there.

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-Is the floor clean?

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-Yes.

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-Three questions, and hopefully your

-answers will correspond for 300.

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-As we know, you won the Welsh

-Woman Farmer of the Year award.

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-But if you weren't

-a farmer's wife...

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-..which of the following

-would you prefer to be?

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-A minister's wife? An accountant's

-wife? Or a Welsh politician's wife?

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-The second one.

-An accountant's wife.

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-Well done. 100 to the accountant.

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-Eifion is about to make a speech...

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-..at a Young Farmers' dinner...

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-..when you notice his zip is undone,

-so what do you do?

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-Do you slide your hand under

-the table and do up his zip...

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-..before he gets up?

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-Do you let him stand up,

-hoping nothing's revealed?

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-Or do you kick him under the table,

-prompting him to do up his zip?

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-Kick him under the table.

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-Well done.

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-Well done.

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-No hesitation.

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-No hand under the table

-at the Young Farmers'?

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-No.

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-No.

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-The laughs are suspect!

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-Third question.

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-What would surprise you the most?

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-Eifion giving you a gold pendant

-with your wedding photo inside?

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-Him hiring a professional

-photographer to take a family photo?

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-Or him giving you the day off...

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-..and handing you 500

-to spend on clothes?

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-Giving me the day off

-and 500 spending money.

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-You know each other so well!

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-You answered them all correctly,

-winning you 300.

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-Well done.

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-Go and relax.

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-Please welcome our second couple,

-Dennis and Wendy.

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-You're gleaming, Wendy.

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-I go well with the set.

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-Before we talk to you...

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-..I want to find out more about you.

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-Fate has played a part

-in our relationship.

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-We're good friends

-and we live life to the full.

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-Every day is fun.

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-At seven o'clock every morning,

-Wendy goes downstairs...

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-..and brings me a cup of tea.

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-She says, "Cafe's open"...

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-..and we chat about

-every topic under the sun.

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-I'm very fortunate...

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-..because Dennis does all

-the cooking and the food shopping.

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-He always checks

-there's enough petrol in the car.

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-He spoils me rotten.

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-Wendy's a very stylish person.

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-More than that,

-she has a lovely personality.

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-She's very friendly

-and she loves people.

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-Dennis tends to put off doing things

-instead of doing them straightaway.

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-I sometimes call him Mr Tomorrow.

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-Snogging in front of the nation!

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-Lovely!

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-You're very glamorous.

-You're known as Trendy Wendy.

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-Yes. Well, some of my friends

-call me that.

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-Dennis doesn't.

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-Do you have a pet name for her?

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-Darling.

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-Correct!

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-Ching!

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-Where did you meet each other

-for the first time?

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-A small village

-outside Llandeilo called Cwmdu.

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-Some of my retried friends

-took over the pub there.

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-I saw Wendy

-and went over to talk to her.

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-That's how things started

-but there's more to it than that.

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-There must've been other nights too!

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-Fate brought you together.

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-Fate brought you together.

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-Definitely.

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-Would you like a break, Dennis? Go

-and have five minutes in the booth.

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-We'll continue talking to Wendy.

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-Trendy Wendy.

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-Everyone knows my name now!

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-The rules are simple.

-Three questions.

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-If your answers match his, kerching.

-Is that clear?

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-Yes.

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-Yes.

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-Take a good look at Dennis.

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-Which other Dennis

-does he most resemble?

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-Dennis the Menace - young

-in his ways but a little cheeky?

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-Dennis Thatcher?

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-Powerful but knows his place?

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-Or The Sweeney and Minder actor

-Dennis Waterman?

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-A hard man with a soft centre?

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-I'd say Dennis the Menace.

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-I think I'd agree with you.

-Let's hope he does too.

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-We'll see.

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-We'll see.

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-Second question.

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-Dennis likes making home-made wine.

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-He does a bit of judging too.

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-Does he prefer judging or making it?

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-Does he prefer judging or making it?

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-Drinking it!

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-Which ingredient...

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-..does Dennis think

-you most resemble?

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-Are you sweet and friendly

-like sugar?

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-Are you pretty and colourful

-like the fruit?

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-Or are you bubbly and fervent

-like the yeast?

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-It's between two of them.

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-I'll go for the first one.

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-Sweet and friendly?

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-But he might say I'm colourful.

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-Which one do you think he'll say?

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-Which one do you think he'll say?

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-Think about tactics here, Wendy.

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-Pretty and colourful.

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-Pretty and colourful like the fruit.

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-I know

-you've a fear of heights, Wendy.

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-I wonder how you'll answer this.

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-You're on holiday abroad

-and the views are spectacular.

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-But in order to see them

-you have to use an escalator.

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-What would Dennis do?

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-Go by himself

-and describe them to you?

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-He decides not to go

-and stays with you instead?

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-Or he offers you a handkerchief to

-hide your eyes so you can both go?

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-He'd go alone

-and describe the views.

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-You'd be happy for him...

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-..to go by himself

-and describe the views to you?

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-Happy with those?

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-Happy with those?

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-Sort of.

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-Let's ask Dennis to join us.

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-Come and join us, please.

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-Happy?

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-Happy?

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-That was lovely music.

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-Good.

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-Right then, Dennis.

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-According to Wendy, which

-other Dennis do you most resemble?

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-Dennis Thatcher -

-powerful but knows his place?

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-Dennis the Menace - young

-in his ways but a little cheeky?

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-Or Dennis Waterman,

-The Sweeney and Minder actor...

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-..a hard man with a soft centre?

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-It's between two of them.

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-The middle one.

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-A little bit cheeky.

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-Dennis the Menace?

-Correct. Well done.

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-100.

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-You like making home-made wine.

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-Which of the following ingredients

-does Wendy most resemble?

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-Bubbly and fervent like yeast?

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-Pretty and colourful like the fruit?

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-Or sweet and friendly like sugar?

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-Pretty and colourful.

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-Well done, Dennis.

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-Final question in this round.

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-You're abroad on holiday...

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-..and there are

-spectacular views on offer.

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-But you have to use an escalator

-to reach the vantage point.

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-What would you do?

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-Offer Wendy a hankie

-to hide her eyes...

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-..so that both of you can go?

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-Not go yourself and stay with her?

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-Or go by yourself and describe

-the views to her when you came back?

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-Go by myself

-and describe the views to her.

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-Well done.

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-Well done.

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-Full marks.

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-Full marks for both couples. Join us

-for round two after the break.

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-Subtitles

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-Subtitles

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-Welcome back.

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-In this round,

-six questions worth 50 each.

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-The theme is pink, blue and glitter.

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-First up are Doris and Eifion.

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-Pick up your bats, please.

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-Off we go.

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-You've a posh event to go to.

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-Who polishes Eifion's shoes?

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-Who listens more often

-to Radio Cymru?

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-Correct.

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-Who's better at saving money?

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-Correct.

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-Who wears the most clothes in bed?

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-Which of you opens the post first?

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-Incorrect.

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-Who's first to ask for a kiss?

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-Well done, soppy Eifion.

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-Return your bats, please.

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-At the end of that round, you scored

-five out of six. Congratulations.

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-Welcome back Dennis and Wendy.

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-Bats in the right hands.

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-Who's the best kisser?

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-Correct.

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-Who's most likely

-to lose their keys?

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-Who's the keenest traveller?

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-Correct.

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-Which of you

-never fails to vote in an election?

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-Well done.

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-Well done.

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-Who's had the most dental treatment?

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-Correct.

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-Who likes the spiciest curry?

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-Correct.

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-Return your bats, please.

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-You scored five out of six

-correctly. Join us in the centre.

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-Welcome back Doris and Eifion.

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-Wendy and Dennis,

-I can tell you you've won 550.

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-Eifion and Doris,

-you've also won 550.

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-Congratulations to you all.

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-Congratulations to you all.

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-Thank you.

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-Only one couple can go on

-to answer the big question.

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-In a tiebreak situation like this...

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-..we give you

-another question to answer.

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-I'll ask you a question

-and what I want you to write down...

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-..is a percentage.

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-All I want to see

-is a percentage...

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-..on that card.

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-The couple with the closest answer

-to the one I have written down...

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-..will go on to answer

-the big question.

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-According to a recent survey...

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-..what percentage of married couples

-have gained weight since being wed?

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-Do you disagree, Wendy?

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-Dennis and Wendy,

-give us your answer, please.

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-65%. Thank you.

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-Doris and Eifion,

-please show us your answer.

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-75%.

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-The answer is... 56%.

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-That means that Dennis and Wendy

-will answer the big question.

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-Well done.

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-Congratulations.

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-Congratulations to you too.

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-You've already won 550,

-but the icing on the cake...

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-..is the heart-shaped

-Sion a Sian cushion.

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-Thank you very much.

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-Thank you for your company.

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-Thank you for your company.

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-No problem.

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-How are you feeling?

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-How are you feeling?

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-Grand.

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-You might even win a grand!

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-Hopefully!

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-Dennis, seeing as you've been

-in the booth, it's Wendy's turn now.

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-Thank you.

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-Stifyn will ask you one question...

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-..and we require

-one answer from you.

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-Hopefully, Wendy will give us the

-same answer to win you the 1,000.

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-Happy?

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-Happy?

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-Happy.

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-For 1,000, Dennis...

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-..who is Wendy's

-favourite rugby player?

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-Halfpenny.

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-Is it?

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-Is it?

-

-I think so.

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-Does she like rugby?

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-Does she like rugby?

-

-Yes, she's fond of rugby.

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-You're happy

-with that answer for 1,000?

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-Halfpenny.

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-Halfpenny.

-

-Good luck.

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-Come and join us, Wendy.

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-I didn't think Wendy could get even

-more sparkly, but evidently she can!

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-Now then, here's the question

-Stifyn asked Dennis.

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-Who's your favourite rugby player?

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-Currently?

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-Who's your favourite rugby player?

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-JJ Williams.

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-Unfortunately,

-Dennis said Halfpenny.

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-Never mind. You've won 550.

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-You also take away

-the Sion a Sian cushion.

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-Thank you very much.

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-Congratulations.

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-That's all for this week.

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-Until next time, ta-ta.

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