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-Please welcome your MC -for the evening, Dan Thomas. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
-Hello! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
-I've worked with the next act -many times and he's always great. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
-You're going to love him. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
-Please welcome Gethin Robyns. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
-'Ello, 'ello, 'ello. -Everyone alright? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
-Yay! My name's Gethin Robyns. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
-I come from Anglesey. Yay! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
-Anglesey. We've given -the nation Margaret Williams. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
-We've given you Hywel Gwynfryn. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
-We've given the nation Aled Jones. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
-No wonder -the rest of you can't stand us! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
-Once upon a time on Anglesey -we all knew each other's names. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:09 | |
-Everyone knew each other's names. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
-That's because up until 1998... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
-..we only had -four names on Anglesey. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
-Aled, Huw, Bethan and Sian. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
-We didn't need any more. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
-Everyone had a nickname. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
-In Cemaes we had Aled Maes Mawr... | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
-..we had Huw Chips... | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
-..we had Sian Betws... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
-..and we had Bethan Fingers. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
-Everyone liked Bethan. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
-I'm a professional comedian... | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
-..but I like to do other things -in my spare time... | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
-..such as play football, golf... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
-..and teach full time in a school. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
-It's a frustrating job. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
-Mainly because you spend -every single day with idiots. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
-There's no other word -to describe them. Idiots. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
-You just have -boring, childish chats... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
-..and then the bell rings -and you're like, "Yes!" | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
-Bag on your shoulder, leave -the staff room and head into class. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
-People say to me, "How do you deal -with the tough ones, the hooligans?" | 0:02:25 | 0:02:31 | |
-The answer's simple. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
-I banter with them -because you can't hit them any more. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
-I have a bit of fun with them. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
-I do that through football. -I support Liverpool. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
-Wahey! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-And they support Man U. Eurgh! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
-If Liverpool wins on a Saturday -afternoon and Man U loses... | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
-..I'm ready for them on Monday. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
-Hey, lads! Lads! -How did Man U do on Saturday? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
-They're ready for me too. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
-They're witty. They say to me, -"Shut up, you fat four-eyed freak!" | 0:03:01 | 0:03:06 | |
-They're real characters. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
-I've learnt over the years... | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
-..that in a town called... | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
-..Rhyl... | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
-..and if you've ever been to Rhyl... | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
-..you'll know even the tide -doesn't want to come in to Rhyl. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
-So I knew what kind of school it was -going to be on the first morning. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:36 | |
-I walked in and previously -I'd been used to kids... | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
-..having room to park their bikes -outside the entrance. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
-But not here. There was room -for girls to park their prams. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
-We don't have -parents' night in Rhyl. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
-We have parent night. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
-It's always the same. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
-The mother comes in... | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
-..we start talking -and alcohol fumes fill the room. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
-I look at her and think to myself... | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
-..I must stop drinking whisky in the -storeroom at two in the afternoon. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
-Come on! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-I like seeing the children in the -real world once they've left school. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:20 | |
-For some reason I always say the -same thing to them when I see them. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:25 | |
-Can I have a large -Big Mac meal, please? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
-I thought -I was a product of my native area... | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
-..but Rhyl people -are something else. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
-I wanted to educate them -about rural culture. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
-We headed out of town, past -Marine Lake, in the school minibus. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:49 | |
-We parked -in the middle of some fields. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
-I said, "Right, everyone -tuck into your lunch boxes." | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
-Before I had a chance to take a bite -a voice from the back shouted... | 0:04:56 | 0:05:01 | |
-.."What the hell -is that thing over there?" | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-I sauntered to the back of the bus. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
-It was like a circus. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
-Half of them were -hugging each other and crying... | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
-..the other half were -banging the window and pointing... | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
-..and the other half -didn't know what was going on. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
-I made my way to the back... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
-..and there he was, -Axel, the school's tough nut. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
-He was shaking like a leaf -and as white as a sheet. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
-He said, "Mr Robyns, what the hell -is that thing over there?" | 0:05:38 | 0:05:44 | |
-So I take a look. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
-"That," I said, -"is a detached house." | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
-Thank you very much, Cardiff. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
-Goodnight! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
-The next comedian I'm about to -introduce is a wizard of wordplay... | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
-..as we found out when he negotiated -the contract for this show! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:20 | |
-He gets to -take one of you home with him. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
-Sorry! Please give -a rousing welcome to Noel James. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
-Thank you. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
-It's a privilege for me to be here -in the Richard Burton Theatre... | 0:06:38 | 0:06:43 | |
-..and planetarium. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
-Richard Burton. -Who would've thought it? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
-I've no acting experience... | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
-..apart from the one play I did -called An Inspector Calls. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
-I provided the voice. -"Tickets, please." | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
-It's rumoured -that I appeared in a play... | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
-..called House On Sand, but -those rumours have no foundation. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
-There's a big difference -between theatre and comedy. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-When actors are on stage, -they're pretending... | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
-..they're in a different space -and time, whereas a comedian... | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
-..is right here now, in the present. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
-At the moment I'm pretending people -are having fun in a comedy club. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
-For those of you who haven't -laughed yet, I'm an ironic comedian. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:36 | |
-So I'm not funny, unless -you've read Sigmund Freud's book... | 0:07:36 | 0:07:41 | |
-..Jokes And Their Connection -To The Subconscious. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
-It's not a funny book but -you may get funny dreams later on. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
-Personally, I prefer -Sigmund's younger brother, Schaden. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:53 | |
-But I wonder -what the Welsh word for irony is? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
-Smwddoni? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
-At the doctor's I said, "Doctor, -Doctor" because he had two heads. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
-Probably one for the second opinion. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-I said, -"I think I'm an anglephile." | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
-He said, "You love English people?" | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
-I said, "No. I love Mr Urdd -because of his angles." | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
-My fantasy is that Mr Urdd -inflicts pain on me and I enjoy it. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:25 | |
-The doctor told me -I was mascot-itistic. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
-Every morning I recycle my pee and -make a cup of coffee out of it... | 0:08:31 | 0:08:37 | |
-..because I've a cathetiere there. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
-I think I'd better do visual comedy. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-For viewers at home, -you can turn off the subtitles now. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
-They don't make sense either. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
-As we're in -the Richard Burton Theatre.... | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
-..I'd like to do an impression -of the famous actor, Robert De Niro. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:01 | |
-Thank you very much. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
-I can't do the voice, unfortunately. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
-There's no need to be patronizing. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
-I can do a Northwalian version -of Robert De Niro. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
-Are you talking to me? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-The moment you think -the Olympic Games are over... | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
-..they 'para' (continue). | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
-I've got a cat that barks, -which is paws for thought. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
-I keep an extinct bird as a pet. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:50 | |
-Basically, it's an empty cage. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
-Did you hear about -that extinct bird... | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
-..that was hunted -off the face of the earth? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
-Do, do (Yes, yes). | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
-I think -I've got over the shock of Brexit... | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-..or Brallanfa, -to give it its Welsh term. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
-But it's taken its toll on my body. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
-My hair's turned grey -over the past year. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
-Having brown hair -is but a fleeting memory now. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
-I had a lot of brown hair -but now it's in the minority. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
-Every night I hear the hairs arguing -- the grey and the brown. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
-"You're different from us. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
-"You come over here -taking our roots." | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
-In other words, -my hair's falling out. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
-The Valleys -have changed a lot since Brexit. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
-They've turned into -an anti-matter universe. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
-Talking of an anti-matter universe, -when I was at college... | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
-..my tutor was Stephen Hawking -and I'm indebted to him... | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
-..due to the government's policy -of abolishing the grants' system. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
-Actually, -I'm hugely indebted to him. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
-But he wasn't a brilliant tutor... | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
-..because what you want -when you're a student... | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
-..is for your tutor to give you -a gold star for your essay. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
-But Stephen Hawking goaded me. -He gave me a collapsed star. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
-I was sucked into -an anti-matter universe... | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
-..or to give it its Welsh term, -Merthyr Tydfil. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
-I had to phone Stephen -in order to escape. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
-I phoned him up. -Mr Hawking, are you there? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
-I wanted a funny end to the set too. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
-Hello? Mr Hawking? Stephen? -Are you there? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
-"The universe -is constantly expanding..." | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
-..he answered. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
-"Who would've thought that in the -early years of the 21st century... | 0:11:58 | 0:12:03 | |
-"..comedy matters -would be recorded... | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-.."like someone with a microscope -analyzing creatures... | 0:12:07 | 0:12:12 | |
-"..that don't expand -within a water bubble." | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
-"I'm not in at the moment. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
-"Leave a message. BEEP!" | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
-"Only joking." | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
-"I'm here, it's me. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
-"I'd like to do an impersonation -of Robert De Niro. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
-"Are you talking to me? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
-Are you talking to me? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
-"Are you talking to me? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
-"I'm sorry, I can't do the face." | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
-I was hurt by what he said too - -not by what he said... | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
-..but the way he said it. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
-Ladies and gentlemen, -enjoy the break... | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
-..if you can enjoy a fracture. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
-Make sure you don't crumble. -Thank you very much. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
-. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:24 | |
-* | 0:13:26 | 0:13:26 | |
-Please welcome back your MC, -Dan Thomas. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
-Hello, hello! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
-The next act used to work in a bar. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
-The Richard Burton Theatre bar. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
-I only found him five minutes ago. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
-He says his name is Steff -but his badge says Staff... | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
-..so I don't trust him. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
-Please welcome Steffan Evans. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
-Hello! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
-Hello! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
-How are you? -My name's Steffan Evans. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
-I come from Eglwyswrw, -Pembrokeshire. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
-Yay! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
-Whoo! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
-Yay! | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
-Yay! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
-Thank you. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:19 | |
-We like things as they are. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
-I'll give you an example. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
-Eglwyswrw -was bought for 7,000 in 1895... | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
-..and I'm happy to say -it's still worth 7,000. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
-And it's still 1895. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
-We're taught from an early age that -we're no better than anyone else. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:46 | |
-No-one. The important thing -is to work hard, play hard. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
-By play hard I mean go to the pub... | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
-..and drink -till you shit out of our eyes. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
-Dad was often in the pub. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
-He obviously worked hard -because he started work at 9.00am... | 0:14:59 | 0:15:04 | |
-..and finished at 11.00am. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
-Christ, he gets thirsty. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
-The first three pints -are just to cure the dehydration. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
-Dad does more miles per gallon -than his lorry. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
-But he can't do it any more because -he didn't pass the emissions test. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
-One thing we do well in West Wales -is interesting characters. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:31 | |
-One man called Space went to -the doctor's wanting a sex change... | 0:15:31 | 0:15:36 | |
-..only to come out -wanting to be a cowboy. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
-Another man is called System. -A Girl-Pulling System. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
-Get drunk, get double vision... | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
-..more women to choose from. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
-Another man -punched a horse out cold. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
-But to be fair, the horse -shouldn't have said what he said. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
-We're a very sexual area. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
-Only in Wales do you go to -a farming show expecting to shag. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
-No-one goes to the Chelsea Flower -Show thinking,'I'm getting laid.' | 0:16:12 | 0:16:17 | |
-I lost my virginity -at the Haverfordwest Show. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
-Up against a corrugated iron fence. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
-It wasn't corrugated to begin with. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
-I didn't know iron could curdle. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
-But between us we managed it. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
-And I was pleased I came. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
-Alright, I know I'm not perfect. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
-You've got eyes - look at me. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
-I'm an aquarium -of bad decision making. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
-I'm no better than anyone. -Fuck it, let's cut to it. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
-The English in Pembrokeshire - I'm -no better than them, they're twats. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:08 | |
-An Englishman -criticized me for talking too fast. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
-I told him -he was listening too slow. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
-Then he said something -that will always stay with me. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
-He said, -"I'm sorry you feel that way." | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
-What kind of wanker says that? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
-You're sorry I feel this way? You're -the one making me feel this way. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:43 | |
-Imagine I pushed him -down the stairs... | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
-..and he's lying there -in a crumpled heap. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
-He looks up at me and says, -"I've broken me leg." | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-I look down on him and say, -"I'm sorry you feel that way." | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
-I'm a country lad, I've been taught -I'm no better than anyone. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
-But there are a few people I'm -better than - people who eat dogs. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
-I'm not being racist, -I'm talking about Eglwyswrw people. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
-You know who you are! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
-People who go to a pub -and order a coffee... | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
-..and steal the free wi-fi. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
-"I'm driving." Well go home, then! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
-And then there are -the Welsh yuppies. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
-There's a Cardiff community -of gentrified Welsh. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
-Most of them are lovely... | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
-..but there are others -who grate on me. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-Those who dress their children -in North Face gilets. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
-When I was a child -they called them bodywarmers. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
-These bodywarmers cost 100. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
-100 for a two-year-old boy -called Goronwy to wear. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
-Why stop there? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
-Get him an oxygen mask -for the climbing frame. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
-What next? Does he need a Sherpa? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
-Do you need a Sherpa? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
-Satellite phone? A flare gun -to notify the authorities? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
-Twat. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
-On top of that, -their parents feed them antipasti. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
-Cured meats, olives, -oil and vinegar... | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
-..artichoke hearts and cheese. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
-When I was a kid, -we had Spam, burgers from a tin... | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
-..and cherryade for breakfast. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
-We were so poor -we looked forward to the recession. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
-And then I left Eglwyswrw -to go to university in Cardiff... | 0:19:48 | 0:19:54 | |
-..to study criminology. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
-I didn't graduate. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
-I was too busy -doing another course. Riminology. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
-They had a good track team. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
-We ran cross country. I'd get lapped -three times on the way round. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
-And then I travelled the world. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
-Well, Australia, -New Zealand and Thailand... | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
-..bypassing North Wales altogether. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
-I feel comfortable in pubs... | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
-..anywhere in the world. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
-Some people don't, they're nervous. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
-If you don't want any trouble, -don't go into a pub and say... | 0:20:36 | 0:20:41 | |
-.."Hi there, can I have a -caffeine-free soya latte, please?" | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
-That's a punch! | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
-Don't order a fancy coffee in a pub. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
-They're only on the menu as a test. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-The protocol is, -you go up to the barman and say... | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
-.."Can I have -the strongest drink you've got... | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
-"..that'll make me -shit out of my own eyes." | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
-And he says, "Very well. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
-"I've got just the drink for you, -it's called aarrgh!" | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
-"I'll have two of them, please." | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
-"If you want food, -the menus are here. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
-"They're in Braille. You'll find out -why they're in Braille in a minute." | 0:21:23 | 0:21:29 | |
-It'd odd being the other side -of the world because I love Wales. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:37 | |
-I love Welsh people. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
-When you find yourself somewhere and -you hear someone speaking Welsh... | 0:21:39 | 0:21:45 | |
-..you just -want to give them a big hug. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
-A fellow Welshman. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
-You go up to them -but sometimes it goes like this. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
-Oh, fucking Northwalian! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
-Well, -thank you very much for tonight. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
-I hope you've enjoyed yourself. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
-If you haven't... | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
-..I'm sorry you feel that way. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
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