Presenters Pick T in the Park

Welcome back to the fresh fields - or not so fresh fields - of Balado

as we bring you some of the best bits

-of T in the Park.

-But this show has a difference because this week,

we're giving you OUR picks of the festival. Yes,

the top acts of the festival, 2010, in OUR opinion.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

# Holiday, oh, holiday And the best one of the year

# Dozing off underneath my sheets while I cover both my ears

# But if I wait for a holiday Could it stop my fear?

# To go away on a summer's day never seemed so clear

# Holiday, still so far away Our republic on the beach

# I can't forget just how bad it gets

# When I'm counting on my teeth

# So if I wait for a holiday Could it stop my fear?

# To go away on a summer's day never seemed so clear

# A vegetarian since the invasion

# She'd never seen the word bombs

# She'd never seen the word bombs blown up

# To 96-point Futura

# She'd never seen an AK

# In a yellowy Day-Glo display

# A T-shirt so lovely, it turned all the history books grey

# I got wheels, I got Cutter spray and a healthy sense of worth

# Half of me is the gasoline But the other half's the surf

# So if I wait for a holiday Could it stop my fear?

# To go away on a summer's day never seemed so clear. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

1, 2, 1-2-3-2!

# As the winter winds Litter London with lonely hearts

# Oh, the warmth in your eyes Swept me into your arms

# Was it love or fear of the cold That led us through the night?

# For every kiss Your beauty trumped my doubt

# And my head told my heart "Let love grow"

# But my heart told my head "This time no, this time no"

# We'll be washed and buried One day, my girl

# And the time we were given Will be left for the world

# The flesh that lived and loved Will be eaten by plague

# So let the memories be good For those who stay...hey!

# And my head told my heart "Let love grow"

# But my heart told my head "This time no"

# Yes, my heart told my head "This time no, this time no"

# Oh, the shame that sent me off From the God that I once loved

# Was the same that sent me Into your arms

# Oh, and pestilence is won When you are lost and I am gone

# And no hope, no hope will overcome

# But if your strife Strikes at your sleep

# Remember spring swaps snow For leaves

# You'll be happy and wholesome again

# When the city clears And the sun ascends...

# Hey!

# And my head told my heart "Let love grow"

# But my heart told my head "This time no"

# And my head told my heart "Let love grow"

# But my heart told my head "This time no

# "This time no"

# Ohhhh... #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

# "Morning, miss" "Can I help you, son?"

# 16 today, and out for fun

# I'm a big boy now, or so they say

# So if you'll serve I'll be on my way

# Box of balloons with a feather-light touch

# A bag of party poppers that pop in the night

# A toothbrush, a hairspray plastic grin

# Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in

# Welcome to the house of fun Now I've come of age

# Welcome to the house of fun

# Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way

# Welcome to the house of...

# No, no, miss You have misunderstood

# 16 - big boy A full pint, in my manhood

# I'm up-to-date and the date's today

# So if you'll serve I'll be on my way

# Welcome to the house of fun Now I've come of age

# Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way

# Welcome to the house of...fun

# The house of fun... #

# I'm sorry, son but we don't stock

# Party gimmicks in this shop

# Try the house of fun It's quicker if you run

# This is a chemist not a joke shop

# Party hats, simple enough, clear

# Comprehende, savvy, understand Do you hear?

# A pack of party hats with the coloured tips

# I'm too late, gorgons heard gossip Well, well, well

# Hello, Joe, hello, Miss Clay Many returns from the day

# Welcome to the house of fun Now I've come of age

# Welcome to the house of fun

# Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way

# Welcome to the house of fun

# Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age

# Welcome to the house of fun

# Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way

# Welcome to the house of

# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

# It's up in my heart When it skips a beat

# Can't feel no pavement Right under my feet

# Up in my lonely room When I'm dreamin' of you

# Oh, what can I do? I still need you but

# I don't want you now

-# When I'm down and my hands are tied

-Hands are tied

-# I cannot reach a pen for me to draw the line

-Draw the line

-# From this pain I just can't disguise

-Can't disguise

-# It's gonna hurt but I'll have to say goodbye

-Say goodbye

# Up in my lonely room When I'm dreamin' of you

# Oh, what can I do? I still need you but

# I don't want you now

# Oh, oh-oh

# Oh oh oh

# Oh oh, oh oh

# Up in my lonely room When I'm dreamin' of you

-# Oh what can I do

-Ah-ooh

-I still need you but

# I don't want you now. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

# I love your dress sense and the colour of your hair

# The way you say that people who are working

# They are aiming to be posh, my dear

# People flocked around you by the smokies in our school

# Teachers, they contained all their anger

# As you regularly broke their rules

# And everyone done the pill But solvent abuse, it can kill

# The first taste of heaven there was splattered on your screen

# Floating with schemers and the part-time Halloweeners

# And the Lochee team

# And everyone done the pill But solvent abuse can kill

# 5 Rebeccas All of them are close to me

# One of them's a cook and one of them does history

# One of them's my niece and one lives close

# And the one I love the most has turned into a junkie

# So under-satisfied with minors at your age

# And something so deceiving when you find yourself conceiving

# On a holy day

# So unachievable with minors at your height

# And something so deceiving when you find yourself conceiving

# On a Sunday night

# Everyone done the pill But solvent abuse can

# 5 Rebeccas all of them are close to me

# One of them's a cook and one of them does history

# One of them's my niece and one lives close

# And the one I love the most has turned into a junkie

# Poor Miss Rebecca You'll be missed, my girl

# Wasn't for the treasure You'd be rich, my girl

# Saved you from the terror of your so-called friends

# Took a back seater but they killed it in the end

# You're sitting really cosy in your humble Batcave

# It doesn't seem likely for a girl your age

# Stupid little kids can never look back

# When one of us is lying in a big brown bag

# Whoa-oh-oh

# Whoa-oh-oh

# 5 Rebeccas All of them are close to me

# One of them's a cook And one of them does history

# One of them's my niece and one lives close

# 5 Rebeccas All of them are close to me

# One of them's a cook and one of them does history

# One of them's my niece and one lives close

# And the one I love the most

# Has turned into a junkie

# I love your dress sense and the colour of your hair

# The way you say that people who are working

# I can tell you That's a touch, my dear. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

# Whenever I'm down

# I call on you, my friend

# A helping hand you lend in my time of need

# Whenever I'm down

# I call on you, my friend

# I call on you, my friend

# I call on

# Ain't nobody

# Ain't nobody

# Ain't nobody

# Ain't nobody

# Ain't nobody

# Yeah

# Ain't nobody

# Ain't nobody

# Ain't nobody

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... #

Come on, Scotland, sing along!

# Whenever I'm down And all that's going on

# Is really going on Just one of those days

# You say the right things to keep me moving on

# To keep me going strong

# To keep me

# Ain't nobody

# Ain't nobody

# Ain't nobody

# Ain't nobody

# Ooh ooh ooh

# Yeah

# Ooh ooh

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

Come on!

# Oh-oh oh-oh

# Oh-oh oh-oh oh

# Oh-oh oh-oh

# Oh-oh oh-oh oh

# I'll turn off the TV It's killing us, we never speak

# There's a radio in the corner It's dying to make a scene

# So give me soft, soft static With a human voice underneath

# And we can both get old-fashioned

# Put the brakes on these fast, fast wheels

# Oh, oh Oh, let's get old-fashioned

# Back to how things used to be

# If I get old, old-fashioned

# Would you get old, old-fashioned with me?

# Oh-oh oh-oh

# Oh-oh oh-oh oh

# Oh-oh oh-oh

# Oh-oh oh-oh

# Put the wall clock in the top drawer

# Turn off the lights so we can see

# We will waltz across the carpet

# 1-2-3 2-2-3

# So give me the soft, soft static

# Of the open fire and the shuffle of our feet

# We can both get old-fashioned

# Do it like they did in '43, oh

# Oh, let's get old-fashioned

# Back to how things used to be

# If I get old, old-fashioned

# Would you get old, old-fashioned with me?

# Oh-oh oh-oh

# Oh-oh oh-oh oh

# Oh-oh oh-oh

# Oh-oh oh-oh oh

# So give me soft, soft static We won't need no electricity

# If we both get old-fashioned We won't have to rely on our memories

# Oh

# Oh, let's get old-fashioned Back to how things used to be

# If I get old, old-fashioned

# Would you get old, old-fashioned with me?

# Oh

# Let's get old-fashioned Back to how things used to be

# If I get old, old, old

# Old, old, old

# Old, old, old

# Old, old, old

# Old, old, old

# Old. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS Thank you!

This is my church

This is where I heal my hurts

# It's a natural grace

# Of watching young life shape

# It's in minor keys

# Solutions and remedies

# Enemies becoming friends

# When bitterness ends

# This is my church

# It's in the world I've become

# Contained in the hum Between voice and drum

# It's in change

# The poetic justice of cause and effect

# Respect, love, compassion

# This is my church

# This is where I heal my hurt

# Cos tonight...

-# God is a...

-DJ!

# Mmmm, this is my church

# This is where I heal my hurts

# Yo, T!

# This is our church!

# And this is where we heal our hurts!

# This is our church... #

Many, many, many years we've been chattin' about this one church.

All-inclusive!

It is your duty to me

to go out into your cities and share this with everybody!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

Bring it on!

Whoa! Whoa!

Got to get it on...

# It's an omen

# Yeah, yeah

# It's an omen... #

One!

I want to hear everybody sing it out!

# Now!

# The writing's on the wall

# It won't go away

# It's an omen

# You just run on automation

# Now!

# The writing's on the wall

# It won't go away

# It's an omen

# Whoo-ya-ya-ya!

-# It's an omen

-It's an omen

# Now!

# The writing's on the wall

# It won't go away

# It's an omen

# You just run on automation

# Now!

# Now!

# It's an omen

# It's an omen... #

Everybody clap your hands!

Let me hear you! Clap your hands!

# Now!

# The writing's on the wall

# It won't go away

# It's an omen

# You just run on automation

# Now!

# The writing's on the wall... #

Can't hear ya!

# ..It won't go away

# It's an omen

# Whoo-ya-ya-ya!

# It's an omen

-# It's an omen

-It's an omen

# It's an omen

# Now!

# It's an omen

# Now!

# Yo... #

Listen, listen!

I want to see everybody moving!

# Now!

# Oh! Yeah yeah!

# Now!

# It's an omen!

# Yoo-hoo!

# Yo-ho-ho ah-ah-ah! #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

# Diamonds, glitter and trauma tears

# With an unfriendly atmosphere Will make our night

# It'll make tonight

# Your potential is underused

# Your skin will break into jigsaw shaped pieces of meat

# You fall apart

# You can save them all

# I believe that you can

# Even though

# You never listen

# You never listen... #

Sing it with us, T. # ..Cos you are

# The human strobe

# You are the human strobe

# We are like lightning surrounded

# You are the human strobe

# Slaughtered moments and useless tales

# Encourage others to take the blame

# I love you when you're not around

# You can save them all

# I believe that you can

# Even though

# You never listen

# You never listen

# Let's take aim

# You're looking the other way

# The right target

# She's looking the other way

# There's no wreckage

# I'll help you to do it right

# Tonight

# We'll make it ours

# You are the human strobe

# You are the human strobe

# We are like lightning surrounded

# You are the human strobe

# Let's take aim

# I'll help you to do it right

# And tonight

# We'll make it ours

# You are human strobe

# You are the human strobe

# We are like lightning surrounded

# You are the human strobe. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

I just got in trouble.

I'm not ready to leave you, I guess.

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh

# It's a cruel, cruel world

# To face on your own

# A heavy cross to carry along

# The lights are on

# But everyone's gone

# And it's cruel

# It's a funny way To make ends meet

# When the lights are out On every street

# It feels all right But never complete

# Without love So

# I checked you

# And if it's already been done

# Undo it

# It takes two

# It's up to me and you To prove it

# On the rainy nights Even the coldest days

# You're moments ago But seconds away

# The principle of nature It's true, but

# It's a cruel world

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Oooh ooh ooh ooh

# Oh-oh whoa

# We can play it safe Or play it cool

# Follow the leader Or make up all the rules

# Whatever you want The choice is yours

# So choose

# I checked you And if it's already been done

# Undo it

# It takes two It's up to me and you

# To prove it

# Ah ah ah ah aye

# Whoa ohh ohh

# Ohh ohh ohh

# Ah ah ah ah ah ah

# Oh oh oh oh

# Yo oh, yo oh, yo oh... #

1, 2, 1-2-3!

# I just knew It's already been done, undo it

# It takes two It's up to me and you

# To prove it

# Ah ah ah ah aye

# Whoa oh oh

# Yeah-oh-oh-oh

# Ah ah ah ah ah aye

# Oh oh oh

# Yo oh, yo oh, yo oh

# I checked you. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

# If you've got the money

# I think it would be funny, ah ah oh To take your girl

# And spend a bit of your cash for me

# Cos then she might be happy

# No longer lonely, ah ah oh

# And I could take her out the next day for pretty much free

# Dah dee doo dahdah dee dah doo

# Dah dahdah domdom dada domdom

# Dom dadee dah doo dahdah dom

# I've been watching you

# Dah dee doo dahdah dee dah doo

# Dah dahdah domdom dada domdom

# Dah dee doo dahdah dee dah doo

# Spent late nights trying to pick up love off the floor

# Where the other brothers leave it be

# Though it's stuck hard down like chewing gum

# Well, I'll gurn on the floor singing "RIP"

# Cos the songbirds don't do singing on pavements

# No sweet melodies The sound of spit

# And we spat Orbit

# Spoke o' lost hope so too What you took, man choke on it

# We be near Heaven at a quarter to eleven

# By three we are thinking of the love we lost

# By four we be high thinking of the girl lost

# Second check the odds Was it worth the cost?

# Do you give a toss?

# Nah, man, I'm looking away wondering why you can't eat

# Why you never sleep

# Drunk all the time Cold in the heat

# Cos what you sow, man is what you reap

# If you've got the money, money money, money, money

# I think it would be funny ah ah oh

# To take your girl and spend a bit of your cash for me

# Cos then she might be happy

# No longer lonely ah ah oh

# And I could take her out the next day for pretty much free

# You always meant to walk out that job

# You keep stopping Should tell your girl more often

# That lovin' is all about doors unlockin'

# Now you're certain nuff never mind three

# With a Buddy Holly hiccup on the karaoke

# Retreatin' on the needle man Adjust the thread

# And my great grandaddy fought in Gallipoli

# He's the only of his friends not shot down dead

# Lovers all talk in spit and tongues

# Fight in the playground Bully each other

# Double dare kids and pollute their lungs

# And threaten with the rep of their big boy brother

# Some of us say give it up and run away

# And Mama still wants you home for supper

# Work all day for little to no pay

# Dance uptown right down to the gutters

# Move outta the way, man

# Domdee dahdah dah deedom domdee domdee

# Oh, she wants money money money money money

# Yeah, she wants money money money money money... #

What does she want, T in the Park?

# She wants money, money!

# If you've got the money

# I think it would be funny, ah ah oh

# To take your girl and spend a bit of your cash for me

# Cos then she might be happy

# No longer lonely, ah ah oh

# And I could take her out the next day for pretty much free

# Ma ma ma ma-ma-ma-ma

# Money, ah ah oh

# Ma ma ma ma-ma-ma-ma Money

# Ma ma ma ma-ma-ma-ma

# Ma-ma-money ah ah oh

# Ma ma ma ma-ma-ma-ma

# If you've got the money, ah ah oh

# I think it would be funny, ah ah oh

# To take your girl and spend a bit of your cash for me

# Cos then she might be happy

# No longer lonely, ah ah oh

# And I could take her out the next day for pretty much free

# I've been watching you. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

WHISTLES

# I wanted love, I needed love

# Most of all, most of all

# Someone said true love was dead

# And I'm bound to fall

# Bound to fall for you

# Oh, what can I do

# Take my badge But my heart remains

# Loving you, baby child

# Tighten up on your reins

# You're runnin' wild Runnin' wild

# It's true

# Sick for days So many ways

# I'm achin' now, achin' now

# It's times like these I need relief

# Please show me how Oh, show me how

# To get right

# Yeah, it's outta sight

# When I was young And movin' fast

# Nothin' slowed me down Oh, slowed me down

# Now I let the others pass

# I've come around Oh come around

# Cos I've found

# Living just to keep going Goin' just to be sane

# All the while not knowin' It's such a shame

# I don't need to get steady

# To know just how I feel

# I'm tellin' you to be ready

# My dear. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

What have you got planned for your set in a couple of hours' time?

We're going to do all of our well-known songs

-and none of our B-sides.

-No B-sides.

-Strict "no B-sides" policy.

-We like to front-load the set

and then back-load it. And then remove the middle.

-OK!

-And that seems to work pretty well.

-So is it bangin' tunes all the way then?

-It's pretty relentless, yeah.

-How long are we playing today, an hour?

-Yeah.

-Thank you.

-In that case...

-It's all we're giving you.

So an hour, yeah, that means

it probably will be the more pacy numbers.

# Do it, do it, do it, do it Do it, do it, do it now

# Instead of climbing up the wall

# Why don't you open up? We'll talk

# I am ready, I am ready for the floor

# Instead of climbing up the wall

# Why don't you open up? We'll talk

# We are ready We are ready for the floor

# I can't hear your voice Do I have a choice?

# I'm hoping with chance You might take this dance

# I can't hear your voice Do I have a choice?

# You're sinking below I'm using my force

# I'm hoping with chance You might take this dance

# You're my number one guy

# Instead of climbing up the wall

# Why don't you open up? We'll talk

# I am ready, I am ready for the floor

# Instead of climbing up the wall

# Why don't you open up? We'll talk

# We are ready We are ready for the floor

# I can't hear your voice Do I have a choice?

# You're sinking below I'm using my force

# I'm hoping with chance You might take this dance

# You're my number one guy

# Number one guy

# Number, number, number, number One, one, one, one guy

-# You're my number one guy

-Number one

-# Instead of climbing up the wall

-Number, number one

-# Why don't you open up? We'll talk

-One...guy

# I am ready, I am ready for the floor

# You're my number one guy

# Number one

-# Instead of climbing up the wall

-Number, number one

# Why don't you open up? We'll talk

# We are ready We are ready for the floor

# You're my number one guy Number one

-# Instead of climbing up the wall

-Number, number one

-# Why don't you open up? We'll talk

-Guy

# We are ready We are ready for the floor. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS Thank you!

I'm on the side of the main stage here at T in the Park.

Kasabian are on their way to headline the final night.

It's bound to be an absolutely cracking set.

The crowd are ready for them, and they're about to arrive!

-How are you, mate?

-All right?

-Nice to see you! You all right?

-Yes.

Hi, sweetheart.

-Have a great one tonight!

-ALL: Thank you.

-Yeah. Wicked. Excited?

-ALL: Yeah.

-You all right?

-All right, babes, you?

-Good history with T in the Park, good crowd.

-Yeah.

-Excited?

-Thumpin'!

-I'll leave that as the last word. Have a good one.

-Thanks, babe.

Have a good one! Cheers!

MUSIC STARTS

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

# Shoot the runner Shoot, shoot the runner

# I'm a king and she's my queen

# Shoot the runner Shoot, shoot the runner

# I'm a king and... # Everybody sing it!

# Dream, dream again in your way Always knew that you would

# Lose yourself to the scene

# Am I only a dream?

# Shoot the runner Shoot, shoot the runner

# I'm a king and you're my queen, bitch

# Bang, bang away with my chang

# Always know that I can

-# Get you on to the floor

-To the floor

# Absinthe makes you a whore

# Shoot the runner Shoot, shoot the runner

# I'm the king and she's my queen

# Shoot the runner Shoot, shoot the runner

# I'm a king and you're my queen, bitch... #

Scotland! Raise your hands to the heavens, come on!

# Kings Kings, they come and they go

# By this sword, you must know

# All things come and then pass

# Live your days like the last

# Ah ah ah ah ah ah

# Ah ah ah ah ah ah

# La la la la la la

# La la la la la la

# Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot

# Shoot, shoot, shoot Shoot, the runner. #

Thank you!