08/03/1984 Top of the Pops


08/03/1984

Richard Skinner and Gary Davies present the pop chart programme. Including appearances from Galaxy, The Weather Girls, Sade, Bananarama, Howard Jones, Tracey Ullman and Nena.


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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hi, how you doing? Welcome to Top Of The Pops,

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live Thursday night,

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and the show tonight brought to you in black and white.

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What a great chart this week. Loads of new entries.

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We have the best of those new entries on the show.

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First, Phil Fearon, Galaxy.

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CHEERING

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# What do I do if I wanna get through to you?

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# No matter how I try you always keep me waiting

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# What do I do if I wanna get through to you?

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# No matter how I try you always keep me waiting

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# Remember me I'm the one you danced with

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# Remember how we danced so tight I could not let you go

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# I know it's been a long time but I'm calling

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-# Cos I've got to be with you

-First you keep me waiting

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-# Won't you let me know?

-I've got to be with you

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# Won't you let me know?

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# I never told you that I loved you

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# Cos I could never take for granted you would feel the same

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# Now I can't take the waiting any longer

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-# I've just got to let you know

-First you keep me waiting

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-# Won't you let me know?

-Yes, I've got to let you know

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# Won't you let me know?

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# So, tell me, what do I do if I wanna get through to you?

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# No matter how I try you always keep me waiting

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# What do I do if I wanna get through to you?

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# No matter how I try you always keep me waiting

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# I bet you've come to your conclusion

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# But now you're gonna take a little longer to reply

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# Even though you know just what you'll say

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-# I guess that's just the way girls play

-First you keep me waiting

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-# Won't you let me know?

-Yeah, that's just the way you play

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# Won't you let me know?

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# So, tell me, what do I do if I wanna get through to you?

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# No matter how I try you always keep me waiting

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# What do I do if I wanna get through to you?

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# No matter how I try you always keep me waiting

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# I would really like to believe that

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# If you want to spend some time with me

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# You may decide you love me too

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# Well, it must be worth the waiting

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# Or I would not be sitting here alone

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# All night long

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# What do I do if I wanna get through to you?

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# No matter how I try you always keep me waiting... #

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APPLAUSE

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What Do I Do? That's Galaxy.

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Now, if you feel like dancing, this is the show for you.

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Direct from the USA, at number 2, Kool & The Gang, Joanna.

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# Joanna

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# I love you

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# You're the one, the one for me

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# I'm in love and I won't lie

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# She's my girl and always on my mind

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# She gives me her love and a feeling that's right

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# Never lets me down especially at night

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# So, I'm gonna do the best I can

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# To please that girl and be her only man

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# See, she picks me up when I'm feeling low

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# And that's why, baby, I've got to let you know

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# Joanna

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# I love you

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# You're the one, the one for me

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# Ah, baby

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# She's the one, the one for me

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# She's the kind of girl makes you feel nice

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# So, I'll try my best to do what's right

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# I'll take her for a ride Everything's fine

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# Joanna

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# I love you

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# You're the one, the one for me

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# Searched so far, searched so long

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# To find someone

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# Someone to count on

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# Now I feel I've got it right here

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# Found it in you, baby You, my dear

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# We can do all night, so nice

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# We'll have it all and everything will be all right

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# I'm promising you, take it from me

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# Take it home, baby

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# Take it home, baby... #

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APPLAUSE

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I've got to be really careful what I say about this next act,

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cos they used to be known as Two Tons O' Fun.

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They've got a record that's been around for ages.

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At long last, it's gone in the charts.

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It's Raining Men. Here are The Weather Girls.

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APPLAUSE

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-Hi!

-Hi!

-We're your Weather Girls

-Uh-huh

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-And have we got news for you?!

-You better listen!

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Get ready, all you lonely girls

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and leave those umbrellas at home!

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All right!

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-# Humidity's rising

-Ooh, rising

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-# Barometer's getting low

-How low?

-Uh-oh

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-# According to all sources

-What sources, now?

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-# The street's the place to go

-We better hurry up

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-# Cos tonight for the first time

-First time

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-# Just about half past ten

-Half past ten

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# For the first time in history

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-# It's gonna start raining men

-Start raining men

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# It's raining men

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# Hallelujah, it's raining men

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# Amen!

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# I'm gonna go out

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# I'm gonna let myself get

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# Absolutely soaking wet

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# It's raining men

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# Hallelujah, it's raining men

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# Every specimen

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# Tall, blonde, dark and lean

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# Rough and tough and strong and mean

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# God bless Mother Nature

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# She's a single woman too

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# She took off to heaven

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# And she did what she had to do

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# She taught every angel

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# She rearranged the sky

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# So that each and every woman

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# Could find the perfect guy

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# Ooh, it's raining men, yeah

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# Humidity is rising

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-# Humidity is rising, yeah, yeah

-Oh, oh, it's rising

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# Barometer's getting low

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-# It's getting low, low, low, low

-Ow, it's getting low

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# According to all sources

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-# According to all sources, yeah

-According to all sources

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# The street's the place to go

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-# Cos tonight for the first time

-First time

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-# Just about half past ten

-Half past ten

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# For the first time in history

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# It's gonna start raining men

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# It's raining men

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# Hallelujah, it's raining men

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# Amen

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# It's raining men

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# Hallelujah, it's raining men

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# Amen

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# It's raining men

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# Hallelujah, it's raining men

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# Amen

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# It's raining men

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-# Hallelujah

-Whoa, whoa

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# Amen... #

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APPLAUSE

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The Weather Girls. It's twenty to eight on this live Top Of The Pops.

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Here's a new entry in the charts.

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It's Neil Kinnock with a little help from Tracey Ullman

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-and the hit My Guy. Here's Tracey.

-APPLAUSE

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# My guy's mad at me

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# I didn't want to see the film tonight

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# I found it hard to say

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# He thought I'd had enough of him

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# Why can't he see

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# He's lovely to me?

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# But I like to stay in and watch TV

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# On my own every now and then

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# My guy's mad at me

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# Been on the telephone for an hour

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# We hardly said a word

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# I tried and tried but I could not be heard

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# Why can't I explain?

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# Why do I feel this pain?

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# Cos everything I say

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# He doesn't understand

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# He doesn't realise

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# He takes it all the wrong way

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# My guy's mad at me

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# We argued just the other night

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# I thought we'd got it straight

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# We talked and talked until it was light... #

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Mum!

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# I thought we'd agreed

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# I thought we'd talked it out

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# But when I try to speak

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# He says that I don't care

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# He says I'm unaware

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# And now he says I'm weak

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# My guy's mad at me

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# Been on the telephone for an hour

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# We hardly said a word

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# I tried and tried but I could not be heard

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PHONE RINGS # My guy's mad at me... #

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-Hello?

-Hello?

-Hello?

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APPLAUSE

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Excellent. Tracey Ullman and My Guy. Next on Top Of The Pops,

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a lady who's been the talk of London for well over a year.

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She's making her debut with Your Love Is King. This is Sade.

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APPLAUSE

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# Your love is king

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# Crown you in my heart

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# Your love is king

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# Never need to part

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# Your kisses ring

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# Round and round and round my head

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# Touching the very part of me

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# It's making my soul sing

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# Tearing the very heart of me

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# I'm crying out for more

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# Your love is king

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# Crown you in my heart

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# Your love is king

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# You're the ruler of my heart

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# Your kisses ring

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# Round and round and round my head

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# Touching the very part of me

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# It's making my soul sing

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# I'm crying out for more

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# Your love is king

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# I'm coming up

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# I'm

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# Coming

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# You're making me dance

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# Inside

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# Your love is king

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# Crown you in my heart

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# Your love is king

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# Never need to part

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# Your kisses ring

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# Round and round and round my head

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# Touching the very part of me

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# It's making my soul sing

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# Tearing the very heart of me

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# I'm crying out for more

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# Touching the very part of me

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# It's making my soul sing

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# I'm crying out for more

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# Your love is king

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# This is no

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# Blind faith

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# This is no

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# Sad or sorry dream

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# This is no

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# Blind faith

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# Your love

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# Your love is real

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# Got to crown me with your heart

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# Your love is real

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-# Never, never need to part

-Your love is real

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# Touch me

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# Your love is king

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-# I'm coming

-Your love is king... #

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APPLAUSE

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Told you we had some quality music today. That's Sade.

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Gary, you're working so well, I have a present for you today.

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Oh, for me? A brand-new medallion. Just what I always wanted!

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The charts. Here we go.

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Help.

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The Renegades Of Funk.

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Robert De Niro's Waiting.

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Your Love Is King.

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It's Raining Men.

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Cry And Be Free.

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Dance Hall Days.

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Fraggle Rock Theme.

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My Guy.

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To Be Or Not To Be.

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What Difference Does It Make?

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The Thorn Birds Theme.

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The Politics Of Dancing.

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What Do I Do?

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Holiday.

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Did you like the way we deliberately misspelt Sade there?

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OK, let's get back to the charts

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ad Robert De Niro is waiting for Bananarama.

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APPLAUSE

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# Hopes dashed to the floor like shattered teenage dreams

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# Boys living next door are never what they seem

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# Ooh

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# A walk in the park can become a bad dream

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# People are staring and following me

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# This is my only escape from it all

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# Watching a film or a face on the wall

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# Robert De Niro's waiting

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# Talking Italian

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# Robert De Niro's waiting

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# Talking Italian

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# Robert De Niro's waiting

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-# Talking Italian

-Talking Italian

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# Robert De Niro's waiting

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# I don't need a boy I've got a man of steel

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# Don't come any closer I don't wanna feel

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# Ooh

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# You're breathing, you're touching, but nothing's for free

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# I never want this to happen to me

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# Don't try to change me You're wasting your time

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# Now I've got something much better in mind

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# Robert De Niro's waiting

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# Talking Italian

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# Robert De Niro's waiting

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# Talking Italian

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# Robert De Niro's waiting

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-# Talking Italian

-Talking Italian

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# Robert De Niro's waiting

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# Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk

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# Talking

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-# Ooh

-Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk

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# Talking

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# A walk in the park can become a bad dream

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# People are staring and following me

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# This is my only escape from it all

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# Watching a film or a face on the wall

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# Robert De Niro's waiting

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-# Talking Italian

-Talking Italian

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# Robert De Niro's waiting

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-# Talking Italian

-Italian

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# Robert De Niro's waiting

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# Talking Italian... #

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APPLAUSE

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I'm still waiting for someone to write a song

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called Medallion Man Is Waiting. That would be good.

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OK, it's back to charts, starting at 25.

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This week's highest new entry is Lionel Richie with Hello.

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Down In The Subway.

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More More More.

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Michael Caine.

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Ullo John, Gotta New Motor?

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Girls Just Want To Have Fun.

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Breakin' Down (Sugar Samba).

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Break My Stride.

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My Ever Changing Moods.

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Radio Gaga.

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Get Out Of Your Lazy Bed.

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Let The Music Play.

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I Gave You My Heart (Didn't I).

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Hide And Seek.

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Bolero, Barnum On Ice, the music used by Torvill and Dean,

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by the Richard Hartley and Michael Reed Orchestra.

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And if you can't bothered saying all that,

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you could always say, I suppose, "Various".

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It's a live Top Of Pops. Not just appearing live, but playing live

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and singing live at number 12, Howard Jones, Hide And Seek.

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APPLAUSE

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# There was a time when there was nothing at all

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# Nothing at all

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# Just a distant hum

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# There was a being and he lived on his own

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# He had no-one to talk to

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# And nothing to do

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# He drew up the plans

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# Learnt to work with his hands

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# A million years passed by

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# And his work was done

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# And his words were these

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# Hope you find it

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# In everything

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# Everything that you see

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# Hope you find it

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# In everything

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# Everything that you see

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# Hope you find it

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# Hope you find it

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# Hope you find me in you

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# So, she had built her elaborate home

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# With its ups and its downs

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# Its rain and its sun

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# She decided that her work was done

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# Time to have fun

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# And found a game to play

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# Then as part of the game

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# She completely forgot where she'd hidden herself

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# And she spent the rest of her time

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# Trying to find the parts

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# Hope you find it

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# In everything

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# Everything that you see

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# Hope you find it

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# In everything

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# Everything that you see

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# Hope you find it

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# Hope you find it

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# Hope you find me in you

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# There was a time when there was nothing at all

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# Nothing at all

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# Just a distant hum. #

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Thanks very much. Thank you. APPLAUSE

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Fantastic. Howard Jones.

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Catch him on the Whistle Test tomorrow night.

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-Richard, I bought you a present.

-Hair dye?

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-Yeah, I'm going to do your roots for you.

-Oh!

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Jump.

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Doctor! Doctor!

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An Innocent Man.

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It's a Runaway hit.

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Somebody's Watching Me.

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Street Dance.

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Wouldn't It Be Good?

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Relax.

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Joanna.

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At number 1, for the second week running, Nena and 99 Red Balloons.

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APPLAUSE # You and I in a little toy shop

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# Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got

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# Set them free at the break of dawn

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# Till one by one they were gone

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# Back at base bugs in the software

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# Flash the message "Something's out there"

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# Floating in the summer sky

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# 99 red balloons go by

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# 99 red balloons

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# Floating in the summer sky

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# Panic bells, it's red alert

0:27:150:27:17

# There's something here from somewhere else

0:27:170:27:20

# The war machine springs to life

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# Opens up one eager eye

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# And focusing it on the sky

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# The 99 red balloons go by

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# 99 decisions treat

0:27:390:27:42

# 99 ministers meet

0:27:420:27:44

# To worry, worry, super scurry

0:27:440:27:47

# Call the troops out in a hurry

0:27:470:27:49

# This is what we've waited for

0:27:490:27:52

# This is it, boys, this is war

0:27:520:27:54

# The President is on the line

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# As 99 red balloons go by

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# 99 knights of the air

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# Ride super high-tech jet fighters

0:28:310:28:34

# Everyone's a superhero

0:28:340:28:36

# Everyone's a Captain Kirk

0:28:360:28:38

# With orders to identify

0:28:380:28:41

# To clarify and classify

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# Scramble in the summer sky

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# 99 red balloons go by

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# As 99 red balloons go by

0:28:560:29:05

# 99 dreams I have had

0:29:110:29:14

# In every one a red balloon

0:29:140:29:18

# It's all over and I'm standing pretty

0:29:180:29:22

# In this dust that was a city

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# If I could find a souvenir

0:29:250:29:28

# Just to prove the world was here

0:29:280:29:31

# And here is a red balloon

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# I think of you and let it go. #

0:29:350:29:39

APPLAUSE

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We'll leave you with the number 31 record at the moment.

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-To Be Or Not To Be - Mel Brooks. Good night.

-See ya!

0:29:460:29:49

APPLAUSE

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Well, hi there, people, you know me

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I used to run a little joint called Germany

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I was number one, the people's choice

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And everybody listened to my mighty voice

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My name is Adolf, I'm on the mic

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I'm gonna hip you to the story of the new Third Reich

0:30:050:30:07

It all began down in Munich town

0:30:070:30:09

And pretty soon the word started gettin' around

0:30:090:30:12

So I said to Martin Bormann I said, "Hey, Marty

0:30:120:30:14

"Why don't we throw a little Nazi party?"

0:30:140:30:16

So we had an election Well, kinda, sorta

0:30:160:30:18

And before you knew it Hello, New Order

0:30:180:30:21

To all those mothers in the Fatherland

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I said, "Achtung, baby I got me a plan"

0:30:230:30:25

They said, "What you got, Adolf? What you gonna do?"

0:30:250:30:27

I said, "How about this one? World War Two."

0:30:270:30:29

# To be or not to be

0:30:290:30:32

# Oh, baby, can't you see?

0:30:320:30:34

# We're gonna take it to the top

0:30:340:30:37

# You're making history

0:30:380:30:41

# And it feels so good to me

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# Ooh, darling Please don't ever stop... #

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Don't be stupid, be a smarty

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-Come and join the Nazi party

-Party

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Like Humpty Dumpty off that wall

0:30:580:31:00

All the little countries, they began to fall

0:31:000:31:02

Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Poland

0:31:020:31:05

The troops were rockin' and the tanks were rollin'

0:31:050:31:07

We were swinging along with a song in our hearts

0:31:070:31:09

And Deutschland Uber Alles was making the charts

0:31:090:31:11

We had a new step called the goosestep we were marching to

0:31:110:31:13

Well, it's sorta, kinda like a German boogaloo

0:31:130:31:15

I was getting what I wanted but it wasn't enough

0:31:150:31:17

So I called the boys I said, "Boys, get tough"

0:31:170:31:20

And I surrounded myself with some unusual cats

0:31:200:31:22

There was skinny little Goebbels and Goring Mister Fats

0:31:220:31:25

Let's not forget old Himmler and Hess

0:31:250:31:27

Oh, you better believe we made a hell of a mess

0:31:270:31:29

Say Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil!

0:31:290:31:31

We gonna rip it on the people Teutonic style!

0:31:310:31:33

# To be or not to be

0:31:330:31:36

# Oh, baby, can't you see?

0:31:360:31:38

# We're gonna make it to the top

0:31:380:31:41

# You are our destiny

0:31:420:31:45

# This thing was meant to be

0:31:450:31:47

# Why don't we do it till we drop? #

0:31:470:31:49

Say, your boots ain't black and your shirt ain't brown

0:31:490:31:51

Get back, Jack, you can't get down!

0:31:510:31:53

# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

0:31:530:31:55

# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

0:31:550:31:57

# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

0:31:570:32:01

# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

0:32:010:32:04

# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

0:32:040:32:06

# Ba

0:32:060:32:08

# Ba-ba-ba-ba. #

0:32:080:32:10

Do it, Adolf, do it!

0:32:380:32:40

I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies

0:32:420:32:45

And we did it in the back of my black Mercedes

0:32:450:32:47

I was on a roll, I couldn't lose

0:32:470:32:50

Then came D-Day, the birth of the blues

0:32:500:32:52

The Yanks and the Brits started raising Caen

0:32:520:32:55

Those guys were the pits They drove me insane

0:32:550:32:57

People all around me started swallowing pills

0:32:570:32:59

Let's face it, folks, we was going downhill

0:32:590:33:01

Berlin was crumbling We was under the gun

0:33:010:33:03

Time to look out for number one

0:33:030:33:05

So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer

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Said, "The Russians are coming! Let's get out of here!"

0:33:080:33:10

# To be or not to be

0:33:100:33:13

# Oh, honey, can't you see?

0:33:130:33:15

# We had to take it to the top... #

0:33:150:33:17

Richard Skinner and Gary Davies present the pop chart programme, first broadcast on 8 March 1984. Including appearances from Galaxy, The Weather Girls, Sade, Bananarama, Howard Jones, Tracey Ullman and Nena.