25/03/1982 Top of the Pops

Hi, folks. Welcome to Top of the Pops.

Not only a fantastic footballer, but also loves pop music,

-don't you, Garth?

-Hello, Pete, nice to see you.

Garth Crooks from Tottenham Hotspur is going to help us

do the show tonight, and your intro for the first band.

Altered Images, and See Those Eyes.

# Her head is full of nonsense But she says her heart is true

# Fool for you

# To play a game with you is all she really wants to do

# It's easy with you

# See those eyes

# See those lies

# Her aim is not to please All she wants to do is tease

# So cute for you

# I'm feeling rather funny and I don't know where I am

# I'll forget for you

# Forget those eyes

# Forget those lies

# You don't care about You don't care about

# That she'll forget about She'll forget about

# See those eyes

# See those lies

# Her head is full of nonsense But she says her heart is true

# Fool for you

# I'm feeling rather funny and I don't know where I am

# I'll forget for you

# Forget those eyes

# Forget those lies

# You don't care about You don't care about

# That she'll forget about She'll forget about

# Her aim is not to please All she wants to do is tease

# So cute for you

# I'm feeling rather funny and I don't know where I am

# I'll forget for you

# Forget those eyes

# Forget those lies

# You don't care about You don't care about

# That she'll forget about She'll forget about

# To play a game with you is all she really wants to do

# It's easy with you

# See those eyes. #

That's Altered Images and See Those Eyes.

It's a track that's going to be included on their new LP,

which is out in about four weeks.

OK, let's cool it at number three.

# Quiereme mucho, dulce amor mio

# Que amante siempre te adorare

# Yo con tus besos y tus caricias

# Mis sufrimientos acallare

# Yours till the stars lose their glory

# Yours till the bells fail to sing

# Yours till the end of life's story

# My love to you, dear, I'll bring

# Yours in the grey of December

# Here, and on far distant shores

# I'll never love anyone the way I love you

# You're my one

# For I was born to be just yours

# Yo con tus besos y tus caricias

# Mis sufrimientos acallare

# Yours till the stars lose their glory

# Yours till the bells fail to sing

# Yours till the end of life's story

# My love to you, dear, I'll bring

# Yours in the grey of December

# Here, and on far distant shores

# I'll never love anyone the way I love you

# You're my one

# For I was born to be just yours

# Yours till the stars lose their glory

# Yours till the bells fail to sing

# Yours till the end of life's story

# My love to you, dear, I'll bring

# Yours in the grey of December... #

Mr Hit, Julio Iglesias.

Right now, this time last year,

this group won the Eurovision Song Contest.

Now they're back with a brand-new single,

My Camera Never Lies, Bucks Fizz.

# I've been checking you up I've been tracking you down

# Funny all the things that I've found

# Was it any surprise? Didn't you realise?

# I must apologise

# (It doesn't matter any more)

# To you

# (Cos everything you tell me is boring)

# Nothing's gonna throw me now

# (It doesn't matter what I say) To you

# Cos you've got that look in your eyes

# The camera never lies

# My camera never lies

# So I'll put you in the picture and cut it down to size

# (My camera, oh oh)

# My camera never lies any more

# Cos there's noting worth lying for (My camera never lies)

# There's nothing worth lying for (My camera never lies)

# My camera never lies any more

# Try to cover the trail Try to head for the line

# Wonder why you're wasting your time

# With another disguise cos there's no compromise

# When the negative is dry

# It doesn't matter what I do for you

# (Cos every time you take me I'm sleeping)

# You're never gonna shake me now

# (It doesn't matter how I try for you)

# I can see by the look in your eyes

# The camera never lies

# My camera never lies

# So I'll put you in the picture and cut it down to size

# (My camera, oh oh)

# My camera never lies any more

# Cos there's nothing worth lying for

# (My camera never lies)

# There's nothing worth lying for

# (My camera never lies)

# My camera lies any more

# Click, click (Oh, oh)

# Click, click, my camera never

# My camera (My camera)

# My camera never lies (Oh, oh)

# My camera never lies any more cos there's nothing worth lying for

# (Oh, oh, oh) My camera never lies

# So I'll put you in the picture and cut it down to size

# (My camera, oh oh) My camera never lies any more

# Cos there's nothing worth lying Nothing worth lying

# Nothing worth lying for

# (My camera)

# My camera never lies

# (Camera, camera)

# My camera never lies

# (Camera, camera, camera)

# My camera never lies. #

Right now, for the first time

on Top of the Pops, Killing Joke and the Empire Song.

# Back to square one and the old school backfire

# It's just begun Let's watch the blind eyes turning

# Stains on the wall Been waiting far too long now

# Nice day, blue sky I watch them shrug their shoulders

# Tighten the grip (Getting tighter)

# Now see the ball is rolling

# We take delight, it's been a long wait for this moment

# Back to square one Another empire backfire

# Back to square one Another empire backfire

# Sign of the time Blood pressure running high now

# Nowhere to dance Which channel can you turn to?

# We take delight We watch them shrug their shoulders

# Let's take delight, it's been a long wait for this moment

# Back to square one Another empire backfire

# Back to square one Another empire backfire

# Back to square one (Now it's my turn)

# Another empire backfire

# Back to square one (Now it's your turn)

# And the old school backfire

# Back to square one (Now it's my turn)

# Another empire backfire

# Back to square one (Now it's your turn)

# And the old school backfire

# Back to square one (Now it's my turn)

# Another empire backfire

# Back to square one (Now it's your turn)

# And the old school backfire

# Back to square one (Now it's my turn)

# And another empire backfire

# Back to square one (Now it's your turn)... #

It's Killing Joke, a real calm down. A track called the Empire Song.

Garth Crooks' colleagues at Spurs haven't got a clue he's doing

Top of the Pops tonight, so they're going to absolutely freak out.

Let's go to the top 30.

At 30, Deutscher Girls from Adam and the Ants.

At 29, Take My Heart, from Kool & The Gang.

At 28, A Bunch Of Thyme, Foster & Allen.

At 27, Are You Lonesome Tonight?, Elvis Presley.

At 26, Don't Love Me Too Hard, The Nolans.

At 25, Some Guys Have All The Luck, Robert Palmer.

At 24, Stars On Stevie, Starsound.

At 23, Is It A Dream?, Classix Nouveaux.

At 22, Your Honour, from Pluto.

And at 21, Have You Ever Been In Love?, from Leo Sayer.

Now we're going to jog back to 22,

where we find a man named Pluto talking about his honour.

# Oh, Lord Anybody see my trial grieves for I

# Why, Lord? I was badly beaten Found by loved ones

# Battered by an irate husband

# Searching for a man that wasn't I

# When we reached court We garn inside

# The hand of justice shall preside

# Over this case The trial shall begin

# Your Honour, I was inside the closet

# Minding I and I own business

# Your Honour, it was a complete stranger

# Causing these disturbances

# Him claims of me touching him wife

# Which is a wicked and awful lie

# Me two hands, them was occupied

# Me shirt in me left hands Me pants in me right

# Me hands, them was occupied

# Me shirt in me left hand Me pants in me right

# Dear Judge, can the court accept my story from me heart?

# Why Judge, if by chance you don't believe this tale

# Ask him why she will not fail to agree I was a better man than he

# And just in case she refuse to answer

# Check the maid downstairs, Agatha

# She'll only be glad to testify for me

# Your Honour, I was inside the closet

# Minding I and I own business

# Your Honour, it is a complete stranger

# Causing these disturbances

# Him claims I've been touching him wife

# Which is a wicked and awful lie

# Me two hands, them was occupied

# Me shirt in me left hand Me pants in me right

# Me hands, them was occupied

# Me shirt in me left hand Me pants in me right

# Dear Corporal, as you lock I in this prison, pray for I

# Please, Corporal

# Please don't leave me here to wonder

# Why the court has made this blunder

# Trying me for a crime that wasn't fair

# Corporal, when you gonna to send me dinner

# Send your mother or your sister

# One more day of this I cannot bear

# Your Honour, I was inside the closet

# Minding I and I own business

# Your Honour, it is a complete stranger

# Causing these disturbances

# Him said I was touching him wife

# Which is a wicked and awful lie

# Me two hands, them was occupied

# Me shirt in me left hand Me pants in me right

# Me hands, them was occupied

# Me shirt in me left hand Me pants in me right

# Your Honour, I was inside the closet

# Minding I and I own business

# Your Honour, it was a complete stranger... #

That's Your Honour, from Pluto.

Folks come to Top of the Pops from all over the place.

This young lady has come from Australia to come and see the show,

which can't be bad. Hope she enjoys it.

OK, back to the all-important Top 20.

At 20, Cardiac Arrest from Madness.

At 19, Music For Chameleons from Gary Numan.

At 18, The Damned Don't Cry, Visage.

At 17, Centrefold from The J Geils Band.

At 16, Ghosts, from Japan.

At 15, Run For The Hills, Iron Maiden.

At 14, Ain't No Pleasing You, Chas & Dave.

At 13, See You, Depeche Mode.

At 12, It Ain't What You Do, The Fun Boy Three With Bananarama.

And at 11, Go Wild In The Country, Bow Wow Wow.

Now, at number 14, we've got two great friends of mine,

who've helped Tottenham Hotspur get a great number five success,

and I hope theirs is going to be a monster.

It's Chas & Dave, Ain't No Pleasing You.

# Well, I've built my life around you, did what I thought was right

# But you never cared about me Now I've seen the light

# Oh, darling

# There ain't no pleasing you

# You seem to think that everything I ever did was wrong

# I should have known it all along

# Oh, darling

# There ain't no pleasing you

# You only had to say the word

# And you knew I'd do it

# You had me where you wanted me

# But you went and blew it

# Now everything I ever done

# Was only done for you

# But now you can go and do

# Just what you wanna do

# I'm telling you

# Cos I ain't gonna be made to look a fool no more

# You done it once too often What do you take me for?

# Oh, darling

# There ain't no pleasing you

# And you seem to think that everything I ever did was wrong

# I should have known it all along

# That, darling

# There ain't no pleasing you

# You only had to say the word

# And you knew I'd do it

# You had me where you wanted me

# But you went and blew it

# Now everything I ever done

# Was only done for you

# But now you can go and do

# Just what you wanna do

# I'm telling you

# Cos I ain't gonna be made to look a fool no more

# You done it once too often What do you take me for?

# Oh, darling

# There ain't no pleasing you

# And if you think I don't mean what I said, and I'm only bluffing

# You got another think coming I'm telling you that for nothing

# Oh, darling, I'm leaving

# That's what I'm gonna do. #

That's Chas & Dave, a new look, There Ain't No Pleasing You.

-This is Patricia from Belfast.

-Hello.

-AS FRANK CARSON:

-She's a cracker!

Here are the top ten bestselling singles this week,

starting at number ten.

At ten, it's Love Plus One from Haircut One Hundred.

At nine, it's Party Fears Two from The Associates.

At eight, Classic, Adrian Gurvitz.

At seven, Layla from Derek & The Dominos.

At 6, it's ABC and Poison Arrow.

At five, Toni Basil and Mickey.

At four, Just An Illusion from Imagination.

At three, Yours from Julio Iglesias.

And at two, The Lion Sleeps Tonight from Tight Fit.

And this week, at number one on Top of the Pops,

the Goombay Dance Band, and Seven Tears.

HUMMING

# Seven tears have flown into the river

# Seven tears are running to the sea

# If, one day, they reach some distant waters

# Then you'll know it's sent with love from me

# Here I stand

# Head in hand

# Lonely like a stranger on the shore

# I can't stand this feeling any more

# Day by day

# This world's all grey

# And if dreams were eagles I would fly

# But they ain't and that's the reason why

# Seven tears are flowing to the river

# Seven tears are running to the sea

# If, one day, they reach some distant waters

# Then you'll know it's sent with love from me

# Oh, my darling Oh, my pretty lady

# Golden star that leads to paradise

# Like a river's running to the ocean

# I'll come back to you four thousand miles

HUMMING

# Seven tears are flowing to the river

# Seven tears are running to the sea

# If, one day, they reach some distant waters

# Then you'll know it's sent with love from me

# Oh, my darling Oh, my pretty lady

# Golden star that leads to paradise

# Like a river's running to the ocean

# I'll come back to you four thousand miles

# Seven tears are flowing to the river

# Seven tears are running to the sea

# If, one day, they reach some distant waters

# Then you'll know it's sent with love from me

# Oh, my darling Oh, my pretty lady

# Golden star that leads to paradise... #

Oh, yes, this week's number one, from the Goombay Dance Band,

-and Seven Tears.

-Hey, we didn't nick you from a football game, did we?

Because, in fact, your leg's all bust up, isn't it?

That's correct, but I'm going to be playing this Monday,

and this album that you've got, Keep Fit, has put me back in action.

-I hope so, Hey, listen, thanks, Garth.

-Pleasure.

See you next week, bye-bye.

# I'll have a shower and then phone my brother up

# Within the hour

# I'll smash another cup

# Please don't start saying that

# Or I'll start believing you

# If I start believing you

# I'll know that this party fears two

# And what if this party fears two?

# The alcohol loves you while turning you blue

# View it from here

# From closer to near, awake me

# Don't turn around

# I won't have to look at you

# And what's not found is all that I see in you

# My manners are failing me

# I'm left feeling ugly

# And you say it's wonderful to live with, I never will

# So, what if this party fears two?

# The alcohol loves you while turning you blue

# View it from here from closer to near

# Awake me... #