21/05/2012 TOTP2

Greetings, pop pickers. Mark Radcliffe here,

welcoming you to Top Of The Pops 2,

kicking off with what looks like a washing powder commercial,

and their whites certainly have washed whiter.

# You put the boom-boom into my heart

# You send my soul sky-high when your lovin' starts

# Jitterbug into my brain

# Goes a-bang-bang-bang till my feet do the same

# But something's bugging you Something ain't right

# My best friend told me what you did last night

# Left me sleepin' in my bed

# I was dreamin' but I should have been with you instead

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo

# Wake me up before you go-go

# I don't want to miss it when you hit that high

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Cos I'm not plannin' on going solo

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Take me dancing tonight

# I wanna hit that high

# Yeah, yeah

# You take the grey skies out of my way

# You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day

# Turned a bright spark into a flame

# And my beats per minute never been the same

# Cos you're my lady, I'm your fool

# It makes me crazy when you act so cruel

# Come on, baby, let's not fight

# We'll go dancing Everything will be all right

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo

# Wake me up before you go-go

# I don't want to miss it when you hit that high

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Cos I'm not plannin' on going solo

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Take me dancing tonight

# I wanna hit that high

# Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Jitterbug

# Jitterbug

# Cuddle up, baby, move in tight

# We'll go dancing tomorrow night

# It's cold out there but it's warm in bed

# They can dance We'll stay at home instead

# Jitterbug

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo

# Wake me up before you go-go

# I don't want to miss it when you hit that high

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Cos I'm not plannin' on going solo

# Wake me up before you go-go... #

A spirited performance from George and Andy

and their female counterparts, Pepsi and the other one...

Diet Pepsi, I think.

Ornithological soul next with the Jackson 5, proudly sporting

the new knitwear they got from the golf shop at the outlet mall.

# He rocks in the treetops all day long

# Hoppin' and a-boppin' and singing his song

# All the little birdies on Jaybird Street

# Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet

# Rockin' robin, oh, rock, rock

-# Rockin' robin

-Tweet, twiddly-dee

# Blow, rockin' robin Cos we're really gonna rock tonight

# Hey!

# Every little swallow Every chickadee

# Every little bird in the tall oak tree

# The wise old owl The big black crow

# Flappin' their wings singing go, bird, go

# Rockin' robin, oh, rock, rock

-# Rockin' robin

-Tweet, twiddly-dee

# Blow, rockin' robin Cos we're really gonna rock tonight

# You got it, Tito!

# Pretty little raven at the bird-band stand

# Told them how to do the bop and it was grand

# They started going steady and bless my soul

# He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole

# He rocks in the treetops all day long

# Hoppin' and a-boppin' and singing his song

# All the little birdies on Jaybird Street...

# Rockin' robin, hey, rock, rock

-# Rockin' robin

-Tweet, twiddly-dee

# Blow, rockin' robin Cos we're really gonna rock tonight

# Pretty little raven at the bird-band stand

# Told them how to do the bop and it was grand

# They started going steady and bless my soul

# He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole

# He rocks...all day long

# Hoppin' and a-boppin' and singing his song

# All the little birdies on Jaybird Street...

# Rockin' robin, oh, rock, rock

-# Rockin' robin

-Tweet, twiddly-dee

# Blow, rockin' robin Cos we're really gonna rock tonight #

Everybody, clap your hands!

# Twiddly-diddly-dee Twiddly-diddly-dee

# Twiddly-diddly-dee Twiddly-diddly-dee

# Twiddly-diddly-dee Twiddly-diddly-dee

# Tweet, tweet. #

Back to the days of music hall now, and a troupe of performing poodles.

Oh, no, hang on. It's Bon Jovi.

# Tommy used to work on the docks

# Union's been on strike He's down on his luck

# It's tough

# So tough

# Gina works the diner all day

# Working for her man

# She brings home her pay for love

# Mmm, for love

# She says we've got to hold on to what we've got

# It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not

# We've got each other and that's a lot

# For love, we'll give it a shot

# Oh, we're halfway there

# Whoa, livin' on a prayer

# Take my hand We'll make it, I swear

# Whoa, livin' on a prayer

# Tommy's got his six string in hock

# Now he's holding in when he used to make it talk

# So tough

# It's tough

# Gina dreams of running away

# She cries in the night Tommy whispers, baby, it's OK

# Someday

# We've got to hold on to what we've got

# It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not

# We've got each other and that's a lot

# For love, we'll give it a shot

# Oh, we're halfway there

# Whoa, livin' on a prayer

# Take my hand We'll make it, I swear

# Whoa, livin' on a prayer

# Livin' on a prayer

# Ooh, we've got to hold on Ready or not

# You live for the fight when that's all that you've got

# Oh, we're halfway there

# Whoa, livin' on a prayer

# Take my hand And we'll make it, I swear

# Whoa, livin' on a prayer

# Oh, we're halfway there

# Whoa, livin' on a prayer

# Take my hand And we'll make it, I swear

# Whoa, livin' on a prayer

# Whoa... #

Bon Jovi, whose backstage rider specifically requested

five sets of Carmen heated rollers.

Less macho posturing now,

though, to be fair, nearly as much hair product. It's The Cure.

Ooh, look, there's a fluffy lion on the drums.

Big cat, love it. Love cats. Oh, please yourselves.

# We move like cagey tigers Oh, we couldn't get closer than this

# The way we walk The way we talk

# The way we stalk The way we kiss

# We slip through the streets While everyone sleeps

# Getting bigger and sleeker And wider and brighter

# We bite and scratch and scream all night

# Let's go and throw all the songs we know

# Into the sea, you and me

# All the years and no one heard

# I'll show you in spring It's a treacherous thing

# We missed, you hissed The love cats

# Ba ba dap ba ba ba badap

# We missed, you hissed The love cats

# Ba ba dap ba ba ba badap ba ba ba dap ba ba badap

# We're so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty

# Oh, you know that I'd do anything for you

# We should have each other to tea, huh?

# We should have each other with cream

# Then curl up by the fire And sleep for a while

# It's the grooviest thing It's the perfect dream

# Into the sea, you and me

# All the years and no one heard

# I'll show you in spring It's a treacherous thing

# We missed, you hissed The love cats

# We missed, you hissed The love cats

# We missed, you hissed The love cats

# We missed, you hissed The love cats

# So wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty

# You know that I'd do anything for you

# We should have each other to dinner

# We should have each other with cream

# Then curl up by the fire Get up for a while

# It's the grooviest thing It's the perfect dream

# Hand in hand is the only way to land

# And always the right way round

# Not broken in pieces Like hated little meeces

# How could we miss Someone as dumb as this?

# Missed, you hissed The love cats

# Ba ba dap ba ba ba badap ba ba ba dap ba ba badap

# Ba ba dap ba ba ba badap

# I love you, let's go

# Oh, solid gold

# How could we miss someone as dumb As this?

# love cats... #

Rubbish fretwork, Robert. Call yourself a guitarist?

And yet more big hair now, with The Faces.

Really infectious, this lot,

though effective ointments were available on prescription.

# Sweatin' hard, I didn't get a shot

# All I did was stand around and get too hot

# Knowin' all the people wasn't on my side

# Losin' all my money and I'm getting tired

# All the women come around him like he's Getty's son

# Makes you kind of jealous but it sure is fun

# I don't mind but he wants my lady too

# You know the crowd gets bigger as the word goes round

# Pool Hall King was playin' back in town

# Minnesota Fats standin' up at the back

# Tryin' to hide himself in a plastic mac

# You oughta hear the silence when the kid walks in

# His reputation's bigger than gasoline

# I don't mind, but he's tryin' to feel my lady too!

# Ha-ha!

# Pool Hall Richard You're far too wicked, we know

# Pool Hall Richard Kid, you're wicked, we know

# You broke more hearts than a gigolo could ever do

# With your yellow carnation and your pink satin shoe

# You make me jealous but I worship you

# One day soon I'm gonna beat you clean

# Wipe that smile right off your chin

# Everybody going to drive from miles around

# Queuin' up to see me take away your crown

# Then you'll never, never ever take my lady then

# Ah-ow!

# Ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow! #

Come on!

# Pool Hall Richard, you're far too wicked, we know... # Yes, we do!

# Pool Hall Richard Kid, you're wicked, we know

# You broke more hearts than a gigolo could ever do! #

Dig this!

# Bam goes the brown That's another one down

# Know they play much better when the sun goes down

# Bang goes the green You're so obscene

# Your hands are dirty but your scent is clean

# Bam goes the blue Lock away your cue

# The Pool Hall King is hustlin' you

# Bam goes the 8-ball Didn't see it spin at all

# This kid can play! Oh, yeah, yeah! #

Woo!

Ow!

# Bam goes the brown Ooh, another one down!

# Know they play much better now the sun gone down

# Bang goes the green You're so obscene

# Your hands are dirty Your scent is clean

# Down the pink, one more to sink

# Going to beat you someday cos you're makin' me sick

# Down on the black at the back of the pack

# Aw, you nearly missed You ain't so hot... #

Whoa-ooh! Ooh!

# Pool Hall Richard Kid, you're wicked, we know

# You broke more hearts than a gigolo could ever do... #

Woo-ooh!

# You're breakin' my heart cos you're stealin' my tart... #

Abba next and this performance nearly didn't happen

as careless Agnetha had burnt a hole in the front of her jumpsuit

with an over-hot iron. Thankfully, nimble-fingered Bjorn

whipped out his travel sewing kit and embroidered a heart. What a guy!

# My, my!

# At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender

# Oh, yeah!

# And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way

# The history book on the shelf

# Is always repeating itself

# Waterloo

# I was defeated, you won the war

# Waterloo

# Promise to love you for ever more

# Waterloo

# Couldn't escape if I wanted to

# Waterloo

# Knowing my fate is to be with you

# Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo

# Finally facing my Waterloo

# My, my!

# I tried to hold you back but you were stronger

# Oh, yeah!

# And now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight

# And how could I ever refuse?

# I feel like I win when I lose

# Waterloo

# I was defeated, you won the war

# Waterloo

# Promise to love you for ever more

# Waterloo

# Couldn't escape if I wanted to

# Waterloo

# Knowing my fate is to be with you

# Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo

# Finally facing my Waterloo

# So how could I ever refuse?

# I feel like I win when I lose

# Waterloo

# Couldn't escape if I wanted to

# Waterloo

# Knowing my fate is to be with you

# Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo

# Finally facing my Waterloo... #

Benny and Bjorn seemingly on their way

to audition for the Glitter Band there.

And next, in a corner of a sparsely populated

and decorated studio somewhere in west London, Soft Cell!

Marc Almond was then supplementing his earnings by dog walking,

which is why he kept all the leads round his neck.

# Sometimes, I feel I've got to

# Run away

# I've got to

# Get away from the pain

# You drive into the heart of me

# The love we share

# Seems to go nowhere

# And I've lost my light

# For I toss and turn

# I can't sleep at night

# Once I ran to you

# I ran

# Now I'll run from you

# This tainted love you've given

# I give you all a boy could give you

# Take my tears and that's not nearly all

# Tainted love

# Whoa-oh-oh

# Tainted love

# Now I know I've got to

# Run away

# I've got to

# Get away

# You don't really want any more from me

# To make things right

# You need someone to hold you tight

# And you'll think love is to pray

# But I'm sorry I don't pray that way

# Once I ran to you

# I ran

# Now I'll run from you

# This tainted love you've given

# I give you all a boy could give you

# Take my tears and that's not nearly all

# Tainted love

# Whoa-oh-oh!

# Tainted love

# Don't touch me, please

# I cannot stand the way you tease

# I love you, though you hurt me so

# Now I'm gonna pack my things and go

# Tainted love

# Whoa-oh-oh

# Tainted love

# Whoa-oh-oh

# Tainted love

# Whoa-oh-oh

# Tainted love

# Whoa-oh-oh

# Touch me, baby, tainted love

# Touch me, baby, tainted love Tainted love... #

Well, those balloons certainly created a party atmosphere, eh?

Hot Chocolate now and check out the guy on bongos.

It seems a pretty easy way to earn a living, doesn't it?

And he only uses one drum when he's got such a fine pair.

Talking of which, Errol's slacks are a bit snug, aren't they?

# I believe in miracles

# Where you from, you sexy thing? #

Sexy thing, you!

# I believe in miracles

# Since you came along

# You sexy thing

# Where did you come from, baby?

# How did you know I needed you?

# Did you know I needed you so badly?

# How did you know I'd give my heart gladly?

# Yesterday, I was one of the lonely people

# Now you're lying close to me making love to me

# I believe in miracles

# Where you from, you sexy thing? #

Sexy thing, you!

# I believe in miracles

# Since you came along

# You sexy thing

# Where did you come from, angel?

# How did you know I'd be the one?

# Did you know you're everything I prayed for?

# Did you know every night and day for

# Every day needing love and satisfaction

# Now you're lying close to me giving it to me

# I believe in miracles

# Where you from, you sexy thing? #

Sexy thing, you.

# I believe in miracles

# Since you came along

# You sexy thing! Agh!

-# Kiss me

-You sexy thing

-# Touch me, baby

-You sexy thing

# I love the way you touch me, darling

-# You sexy thing!

-Agh-ah-ah!

# It's ecstasy

# You sexy thing

# Yesterday, I was one of the lonely people

# Now you're lying next to me giving it to me

# I believe in miracles

# Where you from, you sexy thing? #

Sexy thing, you.

# I believe in miracles

# Since you came along

# You sexy thing

# Agh-ha-ha

# Touch me

# You sexy thing

# Kiss me, darling

# You sexy thing! #

Next, a band from Holland called Shocking Blue,

whose gimmick was that they all had blue skin, but you can't tell,

because this is in black and white. This clip was actually shot

in a Dutch juvenile offenders' facility for wayward girls,

who can be seen dancing behind bars in a couple of minutes.

# A goddess on a mountain top

# Was burning like a silver flame

# The summit of beauty and love

# And Venus was her name

# She's got it

# Yeah, baby, she's got it

# Well, I'm your Venus

# I'm your fire at your desire

# Well, I'm your Venus

# I'm your fire at your desire

# Her weapon were her crystal eyes

# They're making every man mad

# Black as a dark night she was

# Got what no-one else had

# She's got it

# Yeah, baby, she's got it

# Well, I'm your Venus

# I'm your fire at your desire

# Well, I'm your Venus

# I'm your fire at your desire

# Ah-ah-ah

# Ah-ah-ah-ah

# Ah-ah-ah

# Ah-ah-ah-ah

# She's got it!

# Yeah, baby, she's got it!

# Well, I'm your Venus

# I'm your fire at your desire

# Well, I'm your Venus

# I'm your fire at your desire. #

And from Shocking Blue to shocking green.

Colin Moulding on the bass, where did you that suit?

And how high is the waistband on drummer Terry Chambers' trousers?

And is that where Simon Cowell got the idea from?

# We're only making plans for Nigel

# Ba-doo-doo!

# We only want what's best for him

# Ba-doo-doo!

# We're only making plans for Nigel

# Ba-doo-doo!

# Nigel just needs that helping hand

# Ba-doo-doo!

# And if young Nigel says he's happy

# He must be happy, he must be happy

# He must be happy in his work

# We're only making plans for Nigel

# Ba-doo-doo!

# He has his future in-a British Steel

# Ba-doo-doo!

# We're only making plans for Nigel

# Ba-doo-doo!

# Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed

# Yeah!

# And if young Nigel says he's happy

# He must be happy, he must be happy

# He must be happy in his work

# Nigel is not outspoken

# But he likes to speak

# And he loves to be spoken to

-# In his work!

-Nigel is happy in his work

-# In his work!

-Nigel is happy in his work

# His world!

# We're only making plans for Nigel

# Ba-doo-doo!

# We only want what's best for him

# Ba-doo-doo!

# We're only making plans for Nigel

# Ba-doo-doo!

# Nigel just needs this helping hand

# Ba-doo-doo!

# And if young Nigel says he's happy

# He must be happy He must be happy... #

Meanwhile, over in the stable yard,

Madonna unveils the successful applicants to her small ad

that read, "Wanted, singers, must look good in leather

"and not suffer from hay fever."

# Don't tell me to stop

# Tell the rain not to drop

# Tell the wind not to blow

# Cos you said so

# Mm-hm

# Tell the sun not to shine

# Not to get up this time, no, no

# Let it fall by the way

# But don't leave me where I lay down

# Tell me love isn't true

# It's just something that we do

# Tell me everything I'm not

# But please don't tell me to stop

# Tell the leaves not to turn

# But don't ever tell me I'll learn, no, no

# Take the black off a crow

# But don't tell me I have to go

# Tell the bed not to lay

# Like the open mouth of a grave, yeah!

# Not to stare up at me

# Like a calf down on its knees

# Tell me love isn't true

# It's just something that we do

# Tell me everything I'm not

# But please don't ever tell me to stop

# Don't you ever

# Tell me love isn't true

# It's just something that we do

# Don't you ever

# Tell me everything I'm not

# But don't ever tell me to stop

# Don't you ever

# Please don't Please don't

# Please don't tell me to stop

# Don't you ever

# Don't you

# Ever

# Don't ever tell me to stop!

Tell the rain not to drop

# Tell the bed not to lay

# Like a open mouth of a grave, yeah

# Not to stare up at me

# Like a calf down on its knees. #

CHEERING

Wonderful tune from Roger Hodgson and Supertramp next.

The beach umbrella? That was their trademark. Crazy guys, eh?

# Well, can you put your hands in your head?

# Oh, no

# I said dreamer

# You say you are a dreamer

# Well, can you put your hands in your head?

# Oh, no

# I said, "Far out

# "What a day, a year, a life it is"

# You know

# Well, you know you had it comin' to you

# Now there's not a lot I can do

# Dreamer

# You stupid little dreamer

# So now you put your head in your hands

# Oh, no Whoo!

# I said, "Far out

# "What a day, a year, a life it is"

# You know

# Well, you know you had it comin' to you

# Now there's not a lot I can do

# You'll work it out some day

HARMONISING: # Ooh! Ma-ma-ma-ma! Ma-ma-ma!

-# If I could see something

-You can see anything you want, boy

-# If I could be someone

-You can be anyone! Celebrate, boy

-# If could so something

-You can do something

# If I could do anything!

# But can you do something out of this world?

HARMONISING

# Take a dream on a Sunday

# Well, take a life, take a holiday

# Well, take a lie, take a dreamer

-# Dream!

-Dream!

-Dream!

-Dream!

-Dream!

-Dream!

# Dream! Dream alo-o-ong!

# Well, can you dream?

# Come on and dream and dream along Come on and dream and dream along

-# Oh, no!

-Come on and dream and dream along

# Come on and dream... #

Call that washing up?!

No wonder the band got closed down by Environmental Health!

Right, who's this pouting lovely? Blimey!

I'd forgotten he used to be such a dreamboat! Something changed?

You're telling me, Jarvis!

# I didn't know your name

# Or what you looked like yet

# Oh

# I could have stayed at home

# And gone to bed

# I could've gone to see

# A film instead

# You might have changed your mind

# And seen your friends

# Life could have been very different, but then...

# Something changed... #

CHEERING

# Do you believe

# That there's someone up above?

# And does he have a timetable

# Directing acts of love?

# Why did I write this song

# On that one day?

# Why did you touch my hand

# And softly say...

# Stop asking questions that don't matter anyway

# Just give us a kiss to celebrate

# Here today

# Something changed... #

CHEERING

# When we woke up that morning

# We had no way of knowing

# That in a matter of hours

# We'd change the way we were going

# Where would I be now

# Where would I be now

# If we'd never met?

# Would I be singing this song

# To someone else instead?

# I don't know but like you just said

# Something changed. #

A classic song from the LS Lowry of pop now, viewing the world with

a childlike innocence and wonder. It's Jonathan Richman. Relax, girls!

He's spoken for.

# Oh, oh, New England!

-# I have been out west to Californ'

-Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

# Oh, but I miss that land where I was born

# Oh, oh, New England

That's what I say It's dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

# Oh, oh, New England

# Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

# Oh, oh, New England

# Doddly-doodly-do-do-doo-do-do Doddly-doodly-do-do-doo-do-do

# Doddly-doodly-do-do-doo-do-do Doddly-doodly-do-do-doo

# You know, I've seen old Israel's arid plain

# Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

# It's very pretty, but so's Maine

-# Oh, oh, New England

-That's what I say, it's...

# Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

# I love New England

# Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

# Oh, oh, New England

# Doddly-doodly-do-do-doo-do-do Doddly-doodly-do-do-doo-do-do

# Doddly-doodly-do-do-doo-do-do Doddly-doodly-do-do-doo

-# Dum-da-dum-day now

-Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

-# I love New England

-Oh, oh, New England

# Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

# Oh, oh, New England!

# Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

-# Oh, oh, New England

-I love New England

# Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-de-dum-day

# Oh, oh, New England

# Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

-# Oh, oh, New England

-I love New England

# Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

-# Oh, oh, New England

-Walk them home

# Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

-# Oh, oh, New England

-I love New England

# Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day

-# Oh, oh, New England! #

-Doing the dance we all adopted

for the freshers' disco, it's Jonathan Richman.

Now, call me a cynic, but I really doubt that Frank Skinner

can properly play that French horn.

Do you think they were miming after all?

# We still believe

# It's coming home, it's coming home

# It's coming

# Football's coming home

# It's coming home, it's coming home

# It's coming

# Football's coming home

# Tears for heroes dressed in grey

# No plans for final day

# Stay in bed, drift away

# It could have been all

# Songs in the street It was nearly complete

# It was nearly so sweet

# And now I'm singing

# Three lions on a shirt

# Jules Rimet still gleaming

# No more years of hurt

# No more need for dreaming

# Talk about football coming home

# And then one night in Rome

# We were strong

# We had grown

# And now I see it's ready for war

# Gazza good as before Shearer certain to score

# And Psycho's screaming

# Three lions on a shirt

# Jules Rimet still gleaming

# No more years of hurt

# No more need for dreaming... #

'Beautiful football by England!

'Gazza! Oh, that is majestic! Alan Shearer!

'Italy 0 England 0! And we're there in France 1998!'

# We can dance Nobby's dance We could dance it in France... #

Told you! Not having the French horn, Frank, no way!

Something brand-new now - she's an Essex girl

based in Berlin and has worked with the mighty Sparks.

This is from her debut album, Island Life,

and it's Gemma Ray with Rescue Me.

HARMONISING

# Walking round the supermarket

# Blissed out in a dream

# Thinking 'bout the places far away that we have been

# Oh, what we have seen

# Won't you come over and rescue me?

# Won't you come over and rescue me?

# Ah, ah, ah!

# Ah, ah, ah!

# Holding on to memories

# A million miles from here

# Opiated, medicated

# Dreams that I hold dear

# A million miles from here

# Won't you come over and rescue me?

# Won't you come over and rescue me?

# Ah, ah, ah!

# Ah, ah, ah!

# Ah, ah, ah!

# Holding on to memories

# A million miles from here

# Opiated, medicated

# Dreams that I hold hear

# A million miles from here

# Won't you come over and rescue me?

# Won't you come over... #

Cool video and she reminded me a bit

of Sandie Shaw, which clearly can only be good. Next, Salt 'n' Pepa,

although there appear to be three principal performers here,

so if we're to continue the cruet-set motif,

I assume the other one must be Mustard.

Or Vinegar possibly?

SHE RAPS: I wanna take a minute or two

And give much respect due

To the man that's made a difference in my world

And although most men are ho's he flows on the down low

Cos I never heard about him with another girl

Cos I don't sweat it because it's just pathetic

To let it get me involved in that he said/she said crowd

I know that ain't nobody perfect I give props to those who deserve it

And believe me, y'all He's worth it!

So here's to the future cos we got through the past

I finally found somebody that can make me laugh

Ha-ha-ha

You so crazy

I think I wanna have your baby

# Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man

# What a mighty good man

# Yes, he is

# Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man

# What a mighty good man

# He's a mighty, mighty good man

# Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man

# What a mighty good man

# Say it again now

# Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man

# What a mighty good man

-SHE RAPS:

-My man is smooth like Barry and his voice got...

-BOTH: Bass!

-A body like Arnold with

-A Denzel face

-He's smart like a doctor with

-A real good rep

-And when he comes home

-He's relaxed with Pep

He always got a gift for me every time I see him

-A lot of snot-nosed ex-flames

-Couldn't be him

-He never ran a

-Corny line once to me yet

-So I give him stuff

-That he'll never forget

-He keeps me on cloud nine

-Just like the temps

-He's not a fake wannabe

-Tryin' to be a pimp

-He dresses like a Dapper Don

-But even in jeans

-He's a God-sent original

-The man of my dreams!

-Check it!

Yes, my man says he loves me Never says he loves me not

Tryin' to rush me good and touch me in the right spot

See, other guys that I've had they tried to play all that mac ...

-But every time they tried I said

-"That's not it"

-But not this man, he's got

-The right potion

-Baby, rub it down

-And make it smooth like lotion

-Yeah, the ritual

-Highway to Heaven

From seven to seven He's got me open like 7-Eleven

-And yes, it's me

-That he's always choosin'

-With him I'm never losin' and

-He knows that my name is not Susan

ALL: He always has heavy conversation for the mind

Which means a lot to me cos good men are hard to find

# Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man

# What a mighty good man

# Yeah He's a mighty, mighty good man!

# Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man

-# What a mighty good man!

-All right! Say it again, yo!

# Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man

-# What a mighty good man

-Uh! Ooh, ooh!

# Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man

# What a mighty good man

SHE RAPS: My man gives real loving That's why I call him Killer

He's not a wham-bam, thank you, ma'am, he's a thriller

He takes his time and does everything right

Knocks me out with one shot for the rest of the night

He's a real smooth brother Never in a rush

And he gives me goose pimples with every single touch

Spends quality time with his kids when he can

Secure in his manhood cos he's a real man

A lover and a fighter and he'll knock a knucker out

Don't take him for no sucker cos that's not what he's about

Every time I need him he always got my back

Never disrespectful cos his mama taught him that

I got a good man!

# Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man

-# What a mighty good man!

-7pm! Top Of The Pops!

-Talkin' about a good man!

-# Whatta man! Whatta man...

-BBC One!

-..a mighty good man!

Simon Mayo! Check it out!

-# Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man

-Salt'n'Pepa

-# What a mighty good man!

-Necessary! Break it down... #

Salt, Pepa, Vinegar and the Condiment Crew.

Anniversary time now. 40 years ago, in the summer of '72,

ELO made their debut at the Fox and Greyhound pub in Croydon.

Heady times! Here they are a few years later,

when they graduated to the chicken-in-the-basket circuit!

# Hey, woman, you got the blues

# Cos you ain't got no-one else to use

# There's an open road that leads nowhere

# So just make some miles between here and there

# There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in

# You took my body and played to win

# Ha-ha, woman, it's a crying shame

# Guess you ain't got nobody else to blame

# Evil woman

# Evil woman

-# Evil woman

-You're an evil woman

# Evil woman

# Rolled in from another town

# Hit some gold too hot to settle down

# But a fool and his money soon go separate ways

# And you found that fool lyin' in a daze

# Ha-ha, woman, what you gonna do?

# You've destroyed all the virtues that the Lord gave you

# It's so good that you're feeling pain

# But you better get your face on board the very next train

# Evil woman

# Evil woman

-# Evil woman

-You're an evil woman

# Evil woman

# Evil woman, how you done me wrong

# But now, you're tryin' to wail a different song

# Ha-ha, funny how you broke me up

# You made the wine Now you drink the cup

# I came runnin' every time you cried

# Thought I saw love smilin' in your eyes

# Ha-ha, very nice to know

# That you ain't got no place left to go

# Evil woman

# Evil woman

-# Evil woman

-You're an evil woman

# Evil woman... #

OK, that's about it. We'll leave you

with one of the breakthrough voices of recent times in Emeli Sande.

See you next time.

# Will you recognise me

# In the flashing light?

# I try to keep my heart beat

# But I can't get it right

# Will you recognise me

# When I'm lying on my back?

# Something's gone inside me

# And I can't get it back

# Oh, heaven

# Oh, heaven

# I wake with good intentions

# But the day, it always lasts too long

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# So will you recognise me

# When I'm stealing from a car?

# You're not gonna like me

# I'm nothing like before

# Will you recognise me

# When I lose another friend?

# Will you learn to leave me

# Or give me one more try again?

# Oh, heaven

# Oh, heaven

# I wake with good intentions

# But the day, it always lasts too long

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Oh, heaven

# Oh, heaven

# I wake with good intentions

# You say that you're away I try but always break

# Cos the day always lasts too long

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm go-o-one

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone

# Then I'm gone. #

# Feel I'm goin' back

# To Massachusetts

# Something's telling me

# I must go home

# And the lights all went down in Massachusetts

# The day I left her standing on her own

# Tried to hitch a ride to San Francisco

# Gotta do the things I wanna do

# And the lights all went down in Massachusetts

# They brought me back

# To see my way with you

# Talk about the life

# In Massachusetts

# Speak about the people I have seen

# And the lights all went down in Massachusetts

# And Massachusetts

# Is one place I have seen

# I will remember Massachusetts

# I will remember Massachusetts... #