22/05/2012 TOTP2

Greetings, pop-pickers.

Mark Radcliffe here, with another batch of musical conch shells,

gathered from the foreshore of pop.

Here, put this one to your ear. Can you hear fiddles?

# Poor old Johnny Ray

# Sounded sad upon the radio Moved a million hearts in mono

# Our mothers cried

# Sang along Who'd blame them?

# You're grown # You're grown up

# So grown # So grown up

# Now I must say more than ever

# Come on, Eileen

# Toora-loora-toora-loo-rye-aye

# And we can sing just like our fathers

# Come on, Eileen, oh I swear # What he means

# At this moment you mean everything

# With you in that dress Oh my thoughts I confess

# Verge on dirty Ah, come on, Eileen

# Come on, Eileen

# These people round here

# Wear beaten-down eyes Sunk in smoke-dried faces

# They're resigned to what their fate is

# But not us # No never

# No, not us # No never

# We are far too young and clever

# Whatever

# Toora-loora-toora-loo-rye-aye

# And you'll hum this tune forever

# Come on, Eileen

# Oh I swear # What he means

# Ah, come on Let's take off everything

# Pretty red dress, Eileen # Tell him yes

# Ah, come on, let's...

# Ah, come on, Eileen

# Come on, Eileen Ta-loo-rye-aye

# Now you are grown # Now you have shown

# Oh, Eileen

# I said, "Come on, Eileen"

# Cos things they are real Got to show how you feel

# Now we must say more than ever Things round here will change

# I said Toora- loora-toora-loo-rye-aye

# Come on, Eileen

# Oh I swear # What he means

# At this moment you mean everything

# You in that dress... #

Back with a new album after 26 years, and back on stage,

though thankfully having had a shave and bought shirts,

Dexy's Midnight Runners.

How we doing?

Yes, fine thanks. And look at those Christmas trees.

Whenever I hear Example, I just feel so festive. Move over, Noddy Holder.

# Or afraid of flying, no

# I've never been afraid of the wildest fights

# Not afraid of dying

# But now I want off this ride Cos you're scaring me

# And I don't like where we're going

# I need a new fun fair Cos you're scaring me

# And I don't like where we're going

# And now you're going to miss me

# I know you're going to miss me... #

Louder!

# I guarantee you'll miss me

# Cos you changed the way you kiss me. #

CHEERING

Top Of The Pops, all together now. Here we go!

# Cos you changed the way you kiss me

# We used to be so so soulful Al Green on the background vocals

# T-Total were on the next high

# We get by with a so-cool soul mate

# Made for each other chit-chat

# But that dried up Wise up to the cutting-edge facts

# Now I'm chilling on my Jack Jones Looking for a way back home

# But I can't get back

# Our love feels wrong Please wind it back

# Our love feels wrong Can't hide the cracks

# I guarantee you'll miss me

# Cos you changed the way you kiss me. #

Is everybody still here? CHEERING

Put your hands in the air. Go!

Clap! Clap! Clap! Keep it going.

# I've never been afraid of the highest heights

# Or afraid of flying, no

# Not afraid of dying

# I need a new fun fair Cos you're scaring me

# And I don't like where we're going

# I guarantee you'll miss me

# Cos you changed the way you kiss me. #

All right, everybody. Let's have it!

CHEERING

Go! Go!

All together now!

# Cos you changed the way you kiss me

# Our love feels wrong Please wind it back

# Our love feels wrong Can't hide the cracks

# I guarantee you'll miss me

# Cos you changed the way you kiss me. #

One more time - everybody with their hands in the air.

CHEERING

# I guarantee you'll miss me. #

'Yes, missing you already(!)'

# Cos you changed the way you kiss me. #

'Ah, right. "Sev-en!"'

Calm down ladies, it's only Eurovision beefcake Englebert.

# I wonder should I go or should I stay?

# The band had only one more song to play

# And then I saw you out the corner of my eye

# A little girl alone and so shy

# I had the last waltz with you

# Two lonely people together

# I fell in love with you

# The last waltz should last forever

# But the love we had was going strong

# And through the good and bad we'd get along

# And then the flame of love died in your eyes

# My heart was broke in two when you said goodbye

# I had the last waltz with you

# Two lonely people together

# I fell in love with you

# The last waltz should last forever

# It's all over now

# Nothing left to say

# Just my tears and the orchestra playing

# La, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la

# La, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la

# I had the last waltz with you

# Two lonely people together

# I fell in love with you

# The last waltz should last forever

# La, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la. #

My favourite singer named after a Teutonic classical composer.

Englebert Humperdinck.

Right, here's Ultravox.

Midge Ure was appearing in panto as Dandini at the time,

which explains the hairstyle. And clock Billy Currie on piano,

Boy, is he pleased to see the camera.

# Weeping for the memory of a life gone by

# Dancing with tears in my eyes

# Living out a memory of a love that died

# It's five and I'm driving home again

# It's hard to believe that it's my last time

# The man on the wireless cries again

# It's over, it's over

# Dancing with tears in my eyes

# Weeping for the memory of a life gone by

# Dancing with tears in my eyes

# Living out a memory of a love that died

# It's late and I'm with my love alone

# We drink to forget the coming storm

# We love to the sound of our favourite song

# Over and over

# Dancing with tears in my eyes

# Living out a memory of a love that died

# It's time and we're in each other's arms

# It's time but I don't think we really care

# Dancing with tears in my eyes

# Weeping for the memory of a life gone by

# Dancing with tears in my eyes. #

No, really they weren't the wrong size.

Suits were supposed to look like that in the '80s.

Suits were never meant to look like this, however.

It's the Drifters, so called because they were of no fixed abode,

and got from gig to gig by riding in box cars.

# Say you'll meet me down on the beach tonight

# Where you and I could dance till break of day

# There's going to be an all night party, babe

# Say you'll be there down on the beach tonight

# Where you and I could dance your tears away

# Barefoot in the sand Hand in hand

# We're going to have an all night party

# Little girl you know he won't call up again

# He's out there on the town with your best friend

# Don't wait all night by the window

# You know it had to end

# You might as well come down and have a good time

# Come on down

# Say you'll meet me Down on the beach tonight

# Where you and I could dance till break of day

# Underneath the stars to soft guitars

# There's going to be an all night party, babe

# Say you'll be there down on the beach tonight

# Where you and I could dance your tears away

# Barefoot in the sand Hand in hand

# We're going to have all night party

# Little girl you know he won't call up again

# He's out there on the town with your best friend

# So don't cry all night on your pillow

# Cos he ain't worth the time

# You might as well come on down and join the party

# Come on down

# And say you'll meet me down on the beach tonight

# Where you and I could dance till break of day

# Underneath the stars to soft guitars

# There's going to be an all night party, babe

# Say you'll be there Down on the beach tonight

# Where you and I could dance your tears away

# Barefoot in the sand Hand in hand

# We're going to have an all night party

# Say you'll meet me down on the beach tonight. #

And if dodgy green suits are your thing,

well, you're in luck.

Here comes Angus Young, a grown man dressed as a schoolboy.

Not remotely creepy, eh(?)

And the reaction of the Top Of The Pops crowd,

more comfortable with the Drifters,

well... bemused.

# She had the face of an angel Smiling with sin

# The body of Venus with arms

# Dealing with danger Stroking my skin

# Like a thunder and lightning storm

# Seems like a touch

# A touch too much

# Seems like a touch

# A touch too much

# Too much for my body Too much for my brain

# This damn woman's going to drive me insane

# She had a touch

# A touch too much

# Touch me!

GUITAR PLAYS

# Oh!

# Seems like a touch # Touch too much

# You know it's much too much # Much too much

# I really want to feel you # Touch too much

# Girl, you know you're giving me # Much too much

# Seems like a touch

# Just a dirty little touch

# I really need your touch

# Cos you're much too much Too much, too much

# Seems like a touch. #

AC/DC. A Touch Too Much, with the original lead vocalist Bon Scott.

Meanwhile, undercover of darkness,

a crack platoon of marines are dropped into jungle territory,

where they run through their elaborate parade ground drill.

Repetitive, huh? But then, so are the lyrics.

# Saturday night I feel the air is getting hot

# Like you baby

# I'll make you mine You know I'll take you to the top

# I'll drive you crazy

# Saturday night, dance, I like the way you move

# Pretty baby

# It's party time And not one minute we can lose

# Be my baby

# Da ba da dan dee dee dee da Nee na na na

# Be my baby

# Da ba da dan dee dee dee da Nee na na na

# Pretty baby

# Saturday night I feel the air is getting hot

# Thank you, baby

# I'll make you mine You know I'll take you to the top

# I'll drive you crazy

# Saturday night, dance I like the way you move

# Pretty baby

# It's party time and not one minute we can lose

# Be my baby

# Saturday night, dance I like the way you move

# Pretty baby

# It's party time And not one minute we can lose

# Be my baby

# Ooh, hey

# Saturday

# Saturday night Saturday night

# Saturday, Saturday. #

# What night was it again(?)

# Saturday night. #

Oh, yes - Saturday. Forgot for a minute there(!)

Right, here's Elton John, and he's borrowed his mum's coat.

Just wait for a coy glance over the shoulder.

Ooh, reduces me to jelly every time.

# Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane

# I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain

# Oh, and I can see Daniel waving goodbye

# Oh, it looks like Daniel

# Must be the clouds in my eyes

# They say Spain is pretty though I've never been

# Daniel says it's the best place he's ever seen

# Oh, and he should know He's been there enough

# Oh, I miss Daniel

# Oh, I miss him so much

# Oh, oh, oh, Daniel my brother

# You are older than me

# Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal?

# Your eyes have died

# But you see more than I

# Daniel you're a star

# In the face of the sky

# Oh, oh, oh Daniel my brother

# You are older than me

# Do you still feel the pain

# Of the scars that won't heal?

# Your eyes have died

# But you see more than I

# Daniel you're a star

# In the face of the sky

# I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain

# Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye

# God it looks like Daniel

# Must be the clouds in my eyes

# Oh God it looks like Daniel Must be the clouds in my eyes. #

And, in fact, Elton later took a patch of that coat,

and had it grafted onto his head(!)

Right, all you campanologists -

Anita Ward is now going to make you the best offer

you're going to get tonight. Or possibly ever.

# I'm glad you're home

# Now did you really miss me?

# I guess you did by the look in your eyes

# Look in your eyes Look in your eyes

# Well lay back and relax while I put away the dishes

# Put away the dishes

# Then you and me can rock-a-bye

# You can ring my bell Ring my bell

# You can ring my bell Ring my bell

# You can ring my bell Ring my bell

# The night is young and full of possibilities

# Well come on and let yourself be free

# My love for you So long I've been saving

# Tonight was made for me and you

# You can ring my bell Ring my bell

# Ring my bell Ding-dong, ding-dong

# You can ring my bell Ring my bell

# Ring my bell Ring-a-ling-a-ling

# You can ring my bell Ring my bell

# Ring my bell Ding-dong, ding-dong

# You can ring my bell Ring my bell

# Ring my bell Ring-a-ling-a-ling

# You can ring my bell You can ring my bell

# Ding-dong, ding-dong

# Ring it!

# You can ring my bell Any time, anywhere

# Ring it, ring it, ring it, Ring it, ow!

# You can ring my bell # You can ring my bell

# Ding-dong, ding, ah-ah

# Ring it

# You can ring my bell Any time, anywhere

# Ring it, ring it, ring it Ring it, ow!

# You can ring my bell

# Ding-dong, ding Ah-ah. #

Yes, hadn't really worked a dance out there, had she?

Still, in the words of the great Leslie Phillips, "Ding dong!"

Oasis now, before they fell out.

# Today is going to be the day

# That they're going to throw it back to you

# By now you should've somehow Realized what you got to do

# I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do

# About you now

# Back beat, the word is on the street

# That the fire in your heart is out

# I'm sure you've heard it all before But you never really had a doubt

# I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

# And all the roads we have to walk are winding

# And all the lights that lead us there are blinding

# There are many things that I would like to say to you

# But I don't know how

# Because maybe

# You're going to be the one that saves me

# And after all

# You're my Wonderwall

# Today was going to be the day

# But they'll never throw it back to you

# By now you should've somehow Realized what you're not to do

# I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do

# About you now

# And all the roads that lead you there are winding

# And all the lights that light the way are blinding

# There are many things that I

# Would like to say to you But I don't know how

# I said maybe

# You're going to the one that saves me

# And after all

# You're my Wonderwall

# I said maybe

# You're going to the one that saves me

# And after all

# You're my Wonderwall. #

Oasis may have got their stage clothes down the market,

but it's still preferable to this.

There are more bad hairstyles and stonewashed denim

than even Iron Maiden might consider acceptable, here.

Boy Meets Girl.

OK, we've all seen your new keyboard. Move on!

SAXOPHONE PLAYS

# I hear your name whispered on the wind

# It's a sound that makes me cry

# I hear a song blow again and again Through my mind and I don't know why

# I wish I didn't feel so strong about you

# Like happiness and love revolve around you

# Trying to catch your heart is like trying to catch a star

# So many people love you baby

# That must be what you are

# Waiting for a star to fall

# And carry your heart into my arms That's where you belong

# In my arms baby, yeah

# Waiting for a star to fall And carry your heart into my arms

# That's where you belong In my arms baby, yeah

# Waiting # However long

# I don't like waiting # I'll wait for you

# It's so hard waiting # Don't be too long

# Seems like waiting

# Makes me love you even more. #

SAXOPHONE PLAYS

# Waiting for a star to fall And carry your heart into my arms

# That's where you belong In my arms baby, yeah.

# Waiting for a star to fall And carry your heart into my arms

# That's where you belong In my arms baby, yeah.

# Waiting for a star. #

Waiting For A Star To Fall.

And over at that disused fairground in New Brighton,

Echo And The Bunnymen gather beneath what remains of the big dipper.

# I'm on the chopping block Chopping off my stopping thought

# Self-doubt and selfism

# Were the cheapest things I ever bought

# When you say it's love D'you mean the back of love?

# When you say it's love D'you mean the back of love?

# We're taken advantage of

# Breaking the back of love

# We're taking advantage of

Breaking the back of love

# Easier said than done you said But it's more difficult to say

# With eyes bigger than our bellies We want to but we can't look away

# What were you thinking of

# When you dreamt that up?

# What were you thinking of When you dreamt that up?

# Taken advantage of

# Breaking the back of love

# When you're surrounded by a simple chain of events

# Behind my eyes, behind my eyes

# Eventually

# Your eyes don't lie

# You'll shack those shackles off

# We can't tell our left from right But we know we love extremes

# Getting to grips with the ups and downs

# Because there's nothing in-between

# When you say that's love

# D'you mean the back of love?

# When you say that's love

D'you mean the back of love?

# Taken advantage of

# Breaking the back of love

# What were you thinking of

# When you dreamt that up?

# We're taken advantage of

# We're breaking the back of love. #

And another tortured love story here. Oh, it's Christmas,

and we face the perennial tree question - real or artificial?

Well, we went with artificial, to match Tammy's hair.

# Sometimes it's hard to be a woman

# Giving all your love to just one man

# You'll have bad times

# And he'll have good times

# Doing things that you don't understand

# But if you love him you'll forgive him

# Even though he's hard to understand

# And if you love him

# Oh, be proud of him

# Cos after all he's just a man

# Stand by your man

# Give him two arms to cling to

# And something warm to come to

# When nights are cold and lonely

# Stand by your man

# And show the world you love him

# Keep giving all the love you can

# Stand by your man

# Stand by your man

# And show the world you love him

# Keep giving all the love you ca-a-a-a-a-n

# Stand by your man. #

What a voice, and here's a duo

in our Top Of The Pops 2 Introducing spot

who understand all about the heritage of country music.

Joy Williams and John Paul White, trading as the Civil Wars.

# You only know what I want you to

# I know everything you don't want me to

# Your mouth is poison

# Your mouth is wine

# You think your dreams are the same as mine

# Ooh I don't love you but I always will

# I don't love you but I always will

# I always will

# I wish you'd hold me when I turn my back

# The less I give the more I get back

# Ooh, your hands can heal

# Your hands can bruise

# I don't have a choice but I still choose you

# Oh I don't love you but I always will

# Oh I don't love you but I always will

# I don't love you but I always will

# Oh I don't love you but I always will

# I always will

# I always will

# I always will

# I always will. #

The Civil Wars, whose singing is like two halves of a single voice.

Simple, and perfect.

Now here's Evelyn King, just turned 18, legally able to drink.

Hence the "Champagne" tag. Prior to this she was known as

Evelyn "Dandelion and Burdock" King.

# No sleep last night

# Been dreaming of you

# Please hold me tight

# Cos I can't help the way the I feel

# I just can't help the way that I feel

# Thief in the night

# You took my heart

# Now danger's in sight

# Cos I can't help the way the I feel

# I just can't help the way that I feel

# Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

# Baby, you make my love come down

# Ooh, you make my love come down

# Make it come all the way down

# Ah, you make my love come down

# Baby, you make my love come down

# Ooh, you make my love come down

# Can't do without

# Your tender love

# There's no way out

# And I can't help the way the I feel

# I just can't help the way that I feel

# Shoo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, oh

# Baby, you make my love come down

Ooh, you make my love come down

# Make it come all the way down

# Ah, you make my love come down

# Inside out when you're around

# Ooh, you make my love come down

# Baby, you make my love come down

# Ooh, you make my love come down

# Make it come all the way down

# Ah, you make my love come down

# Inside out when you're around

# Ooh, you make my love come down

# I can't help the way I feel about you, baby

# I can't help the way I feel

# All the way down

# You make my, you make my love come down

# You're around. #

Evelyn "Champagne" King.

Now here's four fine young men who've managed to get time of school

to be on Top Of The Pops, on the condition that they finish their geography projects.

Hence the globe on top of the bass amp. Swots.

# Look at the stars Look how they shine for you

# And everything you do

# Yeah, they were all yellow

# I came along

# I wrote a song for you

# And all the things you do

# And it was called Yellow

# So then I took my turn

# Oh what a thing to have done

# And it was all yellow

# And your skin Oh yeah, your skin and bones

# Turn into something beautiful

# And you know, you know I love you so

# You know I love you so

# I swam across

# I jumped across for you

# Oh what a thing to do

# Cos you were all yellow

# I drew a line

# I drew a line for you

# Oh what a thing to do

# And it was all yellow

# And your skin Oh yeah, your skin and bones

# Turn into something beautiful

# And you know

# For you I'd bleed myself dry

# For you I'd bleed myself dry

# It's true

# Look how they shine for you

# Look how they shine for you

Look how they shine for... #

From having a globe to conquering the globe.

Yes, quite pleased with that.

OK, the original odd couple now.

And this is actually very rare footage of Chris Lowe

playing with both hands at the same time!

I know! Ooh, quite the synth pop Liberace, aren't we, Chris(?)

# Maybe I didn't treat you

# Quite as good as I should have

# Maybe I didn't love you

# Quite as often as I could have

# Little things I should have said and done

# I never took the time

# You were always on my mind

# You were always on my mind

# Maybe I didn't hold you

# All those lonely, lonely times

# And I guess I never told you

# I'm so happy that you're mine

# If I made you feel second best

# I'm sorry I was blind

# You were always on my mind

# Tell me

# Give me

# One more chance to keep you satisfied

# Satisfied

# Little things I should have said and done

# I never took the time

# You were always on my mind

# Tell me

# Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died

# Give me

# One more chance to keep you satisfied

# You were always on my mind

# You were always on my mind

# Maybe I didn't treat you

# Quite as good as I should have

# Maybe I didn't love you

# Quite as often as I could have

# Maybe I didn't hold you

All those lonely, lonely times. #

And later that same day, in a nearby village hall,

pushy parents assemble to see if those speech and drama classes

they've been coughing up for have been worth the money.

I'll leave you to be the judge of that.

On second thoughts, I'll be the judge of that. No!

# It's horrible being in love when you're eight and a half

# I got your picture on my wall Got your name upon my scarf

# Oh it's horrible being in love

# Horrible being in love when you're eight and a half

# Everyday I hope I won't be late

# Cos every day he's waiting by the school gate

# And the biggest of all my dreams Is to hurry to my teens

# Cos it's horrible being a little bit more than eight.

# Oh I put my mum's high heels on yesterday

# So you see I'm growing up in every way

# I put some lipstick on my face

# And did my hair up just in case

# He called for me and asked me out to play

# Oh it's horrible being in love when you're eight and a half

# I got your picture on my wall Got your name upon my scarf

# Oh it's horrible being in love

# Horrible being in love when you're eight and a half

# Doo wop, doo wop

# Doo doo, doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

# Oh I think I've seen the house I'd like to buy

# So please say you'll marry me before I cry

# It's just a tiny house for two

# Just big enough for me and you

# So go on and ask my dad Now don't be shy

# Oh it's horrible being in love when you're eight and a half

# I got your picture on my wall Got your name upon my scarf

# Oh it's horrible being in love

# Horrible being in love when you're eight and a half

# Oh it's horrible being in love when you're eight and a half

# I got your picture on my wall Got your name upon my scarf

# Oh it's horrible being in love

# Horrible being in love when you're eight and a half

# Oh it's horrible being in love when you're eight and a half

# I got your picture on my wall Got your name upon my scarf

# Oh it's horrible being in love

# Horrible being in love when you're eight and a half. #

Curiouser and curiouser. The Shamen in wonderland now,

and for me, that caterpillar is trying much too hard.

Look mate, I know you've been on the hookah pipe, but you're at the back,

on a mushroom, and not really in the band. Get over it.

# We are phorever people and we can see tomorrow in each other's eyes

# Phorever people, can it be?

# Phorever people Behold you stand tall

# You won't fall Because you give it your all

# With a magical aura of wisdom and will

# We'll progress into the future And never stand still

# Knowing and seeing That we're going through change

# Discovery of light starting to arrange

# In the mind with the help of visualisation

# Plan for the future civilisation

# Making a decision and knowing it's right

# Discovery of truth in the vision of light

# Phorever people and we'll always be

# A step forward in life for positivity

# So keep on believing Keep on going

# Keep on trying and keep on sowing The seed that is good

# You know that we know

# Yo, here we go!

# We are phorever people

# And we don't have to look too far to find ourselves

# Phorever people can it be?

# We are phorever people

# And we can see tomorrow with each other's eyes

# Phorever people can it be?

# Phorever people for now and for then

# You say "for when?" And I say, "It's phorever, my friend"

# Because the future is now Phorever is here

# Within visions of truth Imagination is clear

# So go forth with experimentation Technology for the future generation

# Add knowing insight and mystical might

# Phorever people still doing it right

# We are here and now among you

# We are here and now among you # Still doing it right

# We are here and now among you

# Add knowing insight to mystical might

# Phorever people still doing it right

# We are phorever people

# And we don't have to look too far To find ourselves

# Phorever people, can it be?

# We are phorever people

# And we can see tomorrow with each other's eyes

# Phorever people, can it be?

# Phorever people, can it be?

# Keep generating, joy making, keep dreaming on phorever. #

Aceed! OK, thrillseekers, our ride is nearly at an end.

But before we go, anniversary corner.

It was ten years ago,

when they were new to spray tans and tiaras,

that Girls Aloud won Popstars: The Rivals.

Laters, innit?

# Ladies you're damn right You can't read a man's mind

# We're living in two tribes And heading for war

# Nobody's perfect We all got to work it

# But fellas, we're worth it So don't break the law

# Your call's late, big mistake

# You've got to hang about in limbo for as long as I take

# Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you

# We're gift-wrapped kitty cats

# We're only turning into tigers When we got to fight back

# Let's go, Eskimo

# Out into the blue

# Come take my hand Understand that you can

# You're my man And I need you tonight

# Come make my dreams Honey hard as it seems

# Loving me is as easy as pie

# I'm just a love machine Feeding my fantasy

# Give me a kiss or three

# And I'm fine!

# I need a squeeze a day Instead of this negligee

# What will the neighbours say

# This time?

# I've been going crazy while you sleep

# Searching for a language that the two of us can speak

# So, Mr Prehistoric Make your wheel

# And I'll breathe underwater Cos I like the way it feels

# Your call's late, big mistake

# You've got to hang about in limbo for as long as I take

# Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you

# We're gift-wrapped kitty cats

# We're only turning into tigers when we got to fight back

# Let's go, Eskimo Out into the blue

# Come take my hand Understand that you can

# You're my man and I need you tonight

# Come make my dreams Honey, hard as it seems

# Loving me is as easy as pie

# I'm just a love machine Feeding my fantasy

# Give me a kiss or three And I'm fine

# I need a squeeze a day Instead of this negligee

# What will the neighbours say this time?

# Oh, it's very new

# Can anybody tell me what to do?

# Oh, this feeling's very strange

# Can anybody tell me what's your game?

# Oh # A little education

# Oh # To give you motivation

# Oh # We'll turn the situation round

# Oh # Cos I don't want to change you... #

Guess. Who's. Back.

Back. Again.

Dara's... Back.

Tell. A. Friend.

Now. This. Looks. Like. A job. For me.

So. Everybody. Just. Follow. Me.

Cos. We need. A little. Controversy.

Cos. It feels so. Empty.