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Greetings, pop pickers, Mark Radcliffe here

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with more musical nuts from the bird-feeder of pop.

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New Order first.

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Insisted on performing live, record then went down.

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Blue Monday?

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It was the following week when they got the chart position.

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# How does it feel

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# When you treat me like you do

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# And you've laid your hands upon me

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# And told me who you are?

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# I thought I was mistaken

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# I thought I'd heard you speak

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# Tell me, how do I feel?

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# Tell me now, how do I feel?

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# Those who came before me

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# Lived through their vocations

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# From the past until completion

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# Will turn away no more

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# And I still find it so hard

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# To say what I need to say

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# But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me

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# Just how I should feel today

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# I see a ship in the harbour

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# I can and shall obey

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# But if it wasn't for your misfortune

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# I'd be a heavenly person today

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# And I thought I was mistaken

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# And I thought I'd heard you speak

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# Tell me, how should I feel?

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# Tell me now, how should I feel?

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# Now I stand here waiting

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# And I thought I told you to leave me

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# While I walked down to the street

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# Tell me, how does it feel

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# When your heart grows cold?

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# Grows cold, grows cold. #

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And now, performing in a giant fruit machine,

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unless it's a normal fruit machine and they were really tiny,

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it's Thin Lizzy.

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And well done, drummer Brian Downey, for keeping a steady beat

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and not being put off by the woman next to him dancing out of time.

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# As I was going over

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# The Cork and Kerry mountains

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# I saw Captain Farrell

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# And his money he was counting

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# I first produced my pistol

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# Then produced my rapier

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# I said, "Stand or deliver

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# "Or the devil he may take ya,"

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# Musha ring dum a do dum a da

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# Whack for my daddy-o

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# Whack for my daddy-o

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# There's whiskey in the jar-o

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# I took all of his money

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# And it was a pretty penny

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# I took all of his money

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# And I brought it home to Molly

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# She swore that she loved me

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# Never would she leave me

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# But the devil take that woman for you know she tricked me easy

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# Musha ring dum a do dum a da

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# Whack for my daddy-o

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# Whack for my daddy-o

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# There's whiskey in the jar-o

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# Some men like the fishin'

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# And some men like the fowlin'

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# And some men like to hear

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# The cannon ball a-roarin'

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# Me? I like sleepin'

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# Especially in my Molly's chamber

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# But here I am in prison

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# Here I am with a ball and chain, yeah

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# Musha ring dum a do dum a da

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# Whack for my daddy-o

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# Whack for my daddy-o

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# There's whiskey in the jar-o. #

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Ooh, steady on there in the sports jacket at the back

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and that lad in the stars-and-stripes T-shirt had no chance

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with those girls he was ogling.

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Out of you league, son.

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Next, direct from the hat shop where trilbies were on special offer.

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# If you wanna leave, baby

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# I won't beg you to stay

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# And if you wanna go, darling

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# Maybe it's better that way

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# I'm gonna be strong, I'm gonna be fine

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# Don't worry about this heart of mine

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# Walk out the door, see if I care

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# Go on and go now

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# But don't turn around

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# Cos you're gonna see my heart breaking

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# Don't turn around

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# I don't want you seeing me crying

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# Just walk away

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# It's tearing me apart that you're leaving

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# I'm letting you go

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# And I won't let you go, baby

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# I won't let you know

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# I won't miss your arms around me

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# Holding me tight

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# And if you ever think about me

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# Just know that I'm gonna be all right

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# I'm gonna be strong I'm gonna be fine

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# Don't worry about this heart of mine

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# I know I'll survive it I'll make it through

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# And I'll learn to live without you

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# But don't turn around

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# Cos you're gonna see my heart breaking

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# Don't turn around

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# I don't want you seeing me crying

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# Just walk away

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# It's tearing me apart that you're leaving

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# I'm letting you go

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# And I won't let you know

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# I wish I could scream out loud that I love you

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# I wish I could say to you, "Don't go, don't go, don't go,"

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# Don't turn around, girl

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# Don't turn around

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# I don't want you seeing me crying

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# Just walk away

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# It's tearing me apart that you're leaving

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# I'm letting you go

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# Don't turn around

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# Cos you're gonna see my heart breaking

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# Don't turn around. #

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A big, throbbing number one from Aswad.

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Eurythmics now and this was when Annie's style icon was Tintin.

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The other singer is a young Eddi Reader of Fairground Attraction.

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Her style icon? Joyce Grenfell.

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# Sweet dreams are made of this

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# Who am I to disagree?

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# I travel the world and the seven seas

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# Everybody's looking for something

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# Some of them want to use you

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# Some of them want to get used by you

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# Some of them want to abuse you

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# Some of them want to be abused

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# Hey, hey!

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# Ah, ah!

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# Sweet dreams are made of this

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# Who am I to disagree?

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# I've travelled the world and the seven seas

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# Everybody's looking for something

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# Ah, ah, ah!

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# Oh, oh, oh!

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-#

-Hold your head up Keep your head up

-Moving on

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-# Hold your head up

-Moving on

-Keep your head up

-Moving on

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-#

-Hold your head up

-Moving on

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-#

-Keep your head up

-Moving on

-Hold your head up

-Moving on

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# Keep your head up

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# Some of them want to use you

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# Some of them want to get used by you

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# Some of them want to abuse you

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# Some of them want to be abused

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# Ah, ah!

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# Hah, hah!

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# Sweet dreams are made of this

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# Who am I to disagree?

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# I travel the world and the seven seas

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# Everybody's looking for something

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# Sweet dreams are made of this

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# Who am I to disagree?

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# I travel the world and the seven seas

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# Everybody's looking for something

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# Sweet dreams... #

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Yes, terrific singing, Annie.

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Might want to have a look at the dancing for next time.

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Clem Burke of Blondie on drums, if you're interested.

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OK, The Cranberries now from Ireland,

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where all the pop stars are one great big happy family.

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Look, Dolores has even borrowed a little hat off The Edge.

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# If you, if you could return

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# Don't let it burn Don't let it fade

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# I'm sure I'm not being rude but it's just your attitude

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# It's tearing me apart It's ruining everything

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# I swore, I swore I would be true

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# And honey, so did you

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# So why were you holding her hand?

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# Is that the way we stand?

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# Were you lying all the time?

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# Was it just a game to you?

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# But I'm in so deep

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# You know I'm such a fool for you

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# You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha

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# Do you have to let it linger?

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# Do you have to, do you have to do you have to let it linger?

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# Oh, I thought the world of you

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# I thought nothing could go wrong

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# But I was wrong, I was wrong

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# If you, if you could get by trying not to lie

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# Things wouldn't be so confused and I wouldn't feel so used

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# But you always really knew I just want to be with you

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# And I'm in so deep

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# You know I'm such a fool for you

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# You got me wrapped around your finger

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# Ah, ha, ha

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# Do you have to let it linger?

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# Do you have to, do you have to do you have to let it linger?

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# And I'm in so deep

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# You know I'm such a fool for you

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# You got me wrapped around your finger... #

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The rest of them were a lively bunch!

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Go and have a well-earned rest now, lads!

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Divinyls next. You might think she's laying the pouting on a bit thick,

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but wait till you see him. Hours in front of the mirror

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with a tennis racket, that lad.

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# I love myself I want you to love me

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# When I feel down I want you above me

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# I search myself

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# I want you to find me

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# I forget myself

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# I want you to remind me

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# I don't want anybody else

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# When I think about you I touch myself

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# Oh, I don't want anybody else

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# Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!

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# You're the one who makes me come running

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# You're the sun who makes me shine

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# When you're around I'm always laughing

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# I want to make you mine

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# I close my eyes and see you before me

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# Think I would die if you were to ignore me

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# A fool could see just how much I adore you

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# I'd get down on my knees I'd do anything for you

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# I don't want anybody else

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# When I think about you I touch myself

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# Oh, I don't want anybody else

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# Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, yeah!

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# I love myself I want you to love me

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# When I feel down I want you above me

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# I search myself I want you to find me

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# I forget myself I want you to remind me

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# I don't want anybody else

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# When I think about you I touch myself

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# I don't want anybody else

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# Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no! #

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I want you, I don't want anybody else.

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And when I think about you, I touch myself.

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Ooh, oooh...

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And then she was sent to the Tower of London

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for having made a jacket out of one of the Queen's swans.

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Classic Top Of The Pops 2 fodder now from Tight Fit.

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Do you see the dance has gone wrong right away

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when they bump into each other? D'oh!

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# I had a dream, there was a rainbow

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# Over the mountains, over the sea

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# Just you and me We'll go walking together

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# Watching the sunrise over the trees

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# Wa-oo-wa-oo! Wa!

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# Wa-oo-wa-oo!

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# Fantasy Island All we ever dreamed of

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# True love, holding us together

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# Star shine, Fantasy Island

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# You know, I wish that we could stay like this forever

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# Fantasy Island All we ever dreamed of

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# True love, holding us together

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# Star shine, Fantasy Island

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# You know, I wish that we could stay like this forever

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# People like me can always believe in

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# Love on an island surrounded by sea

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# We had a dream of love never leaving

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# But I know that love can't live in a dream

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# Wa-oo-wa-oo! Wa!

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# Wa-oo-wa-oo!

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# Fantasy Island All we ever dreamed of

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# True love, holding us together

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# Star shine, Fantasy Island

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# You know I wish that we could stay like this forever

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# Fantasy Island all we ever dreamed of

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# True love, holding us together

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# Star shine, Fantasy Island

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# You know I wish that we could stay like this forever

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# Aha, it all seems like magic

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# It all seems like magic

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-# Oh, yeah

-Aha

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-# Dreams can come true

-Dreams can come true

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# Dreams can come true

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# Fantasy Island All we ever dreamed of

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# True love, holding us together

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# Star shine... #

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Anniversary time now and Westlife have been together 15 years,

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but not for long. They're on a farewell tour.

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I'm not bothered. I'm not being funny

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but they never got in touch when I got sacked from the Breakfast Show,

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so you know, fellas, what goes around comes around!

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# You make me feel funny

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# When you come around

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# Yeah, that's what I found out, honey

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# What am I doing without you

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# You make me feel happy

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# When I leave you behind

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# It plays on my mind now, honey

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# What am I doing without you?

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# Took for granted everything we had

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# As if I'd find someone who's just like you

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# We got a little world of our own

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# I'll tell you things that no-one else knows

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# I let you in where no-one else goes

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# What am I doing without you?

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# And all of the things I've been looking for

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# Have always been here outside of my door

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# And all of the time I'm looking for something new

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# What am I doing without you?

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# What am I doing without you?

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# Well, I guess I'm ready

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# For settling down

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# The fooling around is over

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# And I swear that it's true

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# No buts or maybes

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# When I'm falling down

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# There's always someone who saves me

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# And, girl, it's you

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# Funny how life can be so surprising

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# I'm just realising what you do

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# We got a little world of our own

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# I'll tell you things that no-one else knows

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# I let you in where no-one else goes

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# What am I doing without you?

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# All of the things I've been looking for

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# Have always been here outside of my door

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# And all of the time I'm looking for something new

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# What am I doing without you?

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-# Well, it's feeling right now

-Feeling right now

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-# So let's do it right now

-Do it right now

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# Praying that somehow you will understand the way

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-# It's feeling right now

-Feeling right now

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# Baby, somehow I won't let this slip away

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# We got a little world of our own

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# I'll tell you things that no-one else knows

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# I let you in where no-one else goes

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# What am I doing without you?

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# We got a little world of our own

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# I'll tell you things that no-one else knows

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# I let you in where no-one else goes

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# What am I doing without you?

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# And all of the things I've been looking for

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# Have always been here outside of my door

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# And all of the time I'm looking for something new

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# Whoa

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# We got a little world of our own

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# I'll tell you things that no-one else knows

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# I let you in where no-one else goes. #

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They've got a little world of their own. A model village in Limerick.

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Dressed from the Henry Ford collection.

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Any colour you like, chaps, as long as it's black. All the best, guys.

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Better pack it in before you get old and wrinkly. Ooh, no offence, Tom!

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# Well, she's never in the way

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# Always something nice to say Oh, what a blessing

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# I can leave her on her own

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# Knowing she's OK alone and there's no messing

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# She's a lady

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# Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady

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# Talking about that little lady

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# And the lady is mine

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# Well, she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her

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# Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her

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# What she's got is hard to find and I don't want to lose her

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# Help me build a mountain from my little pile of clay

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# Hey, hey, hey

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# Well, she knows what I'm about

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# She can take what I dish out and that's not easy

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# Well she knows me through and through

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# And she knows just what to do and how to please me

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# She's a lady

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# Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady

0:25:210:25:23

# Talking about that little lady

0:25:250:25:28

# And the lady is mine

0:25:280:25:32

# Oh, oh, she's a lady

0:25:320:25:36

# Ooh, she's a lady

0:25:360:25:39

# Yeah, yeah, she's a lady

0:25:390:25:43

# Whoa, she's a lady. #

0:25:430:25:46

What a trooper! Giving his all in a velveteen jerkin

0:25:460:25:49

underneath some guttering.

0:25:490:25:50

And now, in our Relax, Girls, They're Spoken For spot, The Goodies.

0:25:500:25:54

You probably has to be there. Personally, I'm glad I wasn't.

0:25:540:25:58

Come on, everybody! It's gibbon time!

0:25:580:26:01

# We're The Goodies, how do you do?

0:26:090:26:12

# We've just been down to the zoo

0:26:120:26:14

# We saw a monkey in a cage

0:26:140:26:16

# Doing a dance that could be the rage

0:26:160:26:18

# It's not hard, so let's all do

0:26:180:26:20

# The funky gibbon, ooh, ooh, ooh

0:26:200:26:22

# Do, do, do the funky gibbon

0:26:240:26:27

# Funky gibbon

0:26:270:26:28

# We are here to show you how

0:26:280:26:31

# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:26:310:26:33

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon

0:26:330:26:35

# Funky gibbon

0:26:350:26:36

# He's just like you

0:26:360:26:38

# So come on and do

0:26:380:26:39

# The funky gibbon now

0:26:390:26:42

# Dogs are always howling

0:26:420:26:43

# Cats are always yowling

0:26:430:26:46

# But gibbons only like to sing and dance

0:26:460:26:48

# Oop, oop, sh-boop

0:26:480:26:50

# You'll be like that monkey Get a little funky

0:26:500:26:53

# And in a while, start to smile

0:26:530:26:55

# Gibbon half a chance

0:26:550:26:58

# Do, do, do the funky gibbon

0:26:580:27:01

# We are here to show you how

0:27:020:27:05

# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:27:050:27:06

# Ooh, ooh, ooh the funky gibbon

0:27:060:27:10

# Funky gibbon

0:27:100:27:11

# He's just like you

0:27:110:27:12

# So come on and do the funky gibbon now

0:27:120:27:14

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon

0:27:170:27:20

# G - the world would be good

0:27:200:27:22

# I - oh, how nice it could

0:27:220:27:24

# B - with just a little gibbon take

0:27:240:27:26

# Sha-la-la

0:27:260:27:28

# B - just like that gibbon

0:27:280:27:30

# O - and feel the rhythm

0:27:300:27:32

# N - in your groove, and dance up to

0:27:320:27:34

# The Planet Of The Apes

0:27:340:27:36

# Do, do, do the funky gibbon

0:27:360:27:39

# We are here to show you how

0:27:410:27:43

# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:27:430:27:44

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon

0:27:440:27:48

# Funky gibbon

0:27:480:27:49

# He's just like you

0:27:490:27:50

# So come on and do

0:27:500:27:52

# The funky gibbon now

0:27:520:27:54

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon

0:27:550:27:58

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon

0:27:580:28:03

Everybody do the funky gibbon!

0:28:030:28:05

Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon

0:28:050:28:07

# Drop one arm down by your knees

0:28:070:28:09

# Let the other arm reach up to the trees

0:28:090:28:11

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon

0:28:110:28:13

# Let your wrist go limp like a bent baboon

0:28:130:28:15

# Get ready to sing this gibbon's tune

0:28:150:28:17

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon... #

0:28:170:28:19

-Give me an ooh!

-ALL: Ooh!

0:28:190:28:21

-Give me another ooh!

-ALL: Ooh!

0:28:210:28:23

-Give me an ooh!

-ALL: Ooh!

0:28:230:28:25

Now put 'em together and what have you got?

0:28:250:28:28

MONKEY NOISES

0:28:280:28:32

# Do, do, do the funky gibbon

0:28:340:28:37

# We are here to show you how

0:28:370:28:40

# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:28:400:28:42

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon

0:28:420:28:45

# Funky gibbon

0:28:450:28:46

# He's just like you So come on and do

0:28:460:28:48

# The funky gibbon now

0:28:480:28:51

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon

0:28:510:28:55

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon. #

0:28:550:28:58

# Tie a yellow gibbon round the... #

0:28:580:29:00

Yes, top gag, boys. Well done.

0:29:000:29:03

With an audience in truth just killing time

0:29:030:29:05

till the Bay City Rollers came on,

0:29:050:29:07

The Goodies, the One Direction of the mid-'70s.

0:29:070:29:10

Meanwhile, back in the real world...

0:29:100:29:12

# When explanations make no sense

0:29:120:29:17

# When every answer's wrong

0:29:170:29:20

# You're fighting with lost confidence

0:29:200:29:24

# All expectations gone

0:29:240:29:29

# The time has come to make or break

0:29:290:29:33

# Move on, don't hesitate

0:29:330:29:37

# Breakout

0:29:370:29:40

# Don't stop to ask

0:29:400:29:43

# Now you've found a break to make at last

0:29:430:29:47

# You've got to find a way Say what you want to say

0:29:470:29:53

# Breakout

0:29:530:29:55

# When situations never change

0:30:000:30:05

# Tomorrow looks unsure

0:30:050:30:10

# Don't leave your destiny to chance

0:30:100:30:13

# What are you waiting for?

0:30:130:30:17

# The time has come to make or break

0:30:170:30:22

# Breakout

0:30:220:30:24

# Don't stop to ask

0:30:240:30:28

# Now you've found a break to make at last

0:30:280:30:32

# You've got to find a way Say what you want to say

0:30:320:30:36

# Breakout

0:30:360:30:39

# Don't stop to ask

0:30:410:30:44

# Now you've found a break to make at last

0:30:440:30:49

# You've got to find a way say what you want to say

0:30:490:30:53

# Breakout

0:30:530:30:56

# Some people stop at nothing

0:30:590:31:03

# If you're searching for something

0:31:060:31:13

# Lay down the law Shout out for more

0:31:150:31:17

# Breakout and shout day in, day out

0:31:170:31:19

# Breakout

0:31:190:31:21

# Breakout

0:31:270:31:29

# Don't stop to ask

0:31:290:31:33

# Now you've found a break to make at last

0:31:330:31:38

# You've got to find a way Say what you want to say

0:31:380:31:42

# Breakout

0:31:420:31:44

# Don't stop to ask

0:31:460:31:49

# Now you've found a break to make at last

0:31:490:31:54

# You've got to find a way Say what you want to say

0:31:540:31:58

# Breakout. #

0:31:580:32:00

Corinne Drewery. Stylish, cool, sophisticated.

0:32:000:32:03

And by way of contrast, this lot were German

0:32:030:32:06

and played in Hamburg with The Beatles.

0:32:060:32:08

Can't imagine the Fab Four where terrified of the competition.

0:32:080:32:11

# Guess where I'm coming

0:32:110:32:14

# Guess why I am running for my life

0:32:160:32:18

# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:32:210:32:24

# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:32:240:32:26

# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:32:260:32:29

# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:32:290:32:31

# Aah-aah, aah-aah

0:32:390:32:44

# Can't you see my death fear?

0:32:560:32:59

# I can hear her voice shouting everywhere

0:32:590:33:03

# Who know what I've done

0:33:050:33:09

# It must be so bad that a witch does care

0:33:090:33:11

# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:33:140:33:17

# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:33:170:33:19

# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:33:190:33:22

# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:33:220:33:24

Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:33:490:33:52

# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:33:520:33:54

# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:33:540:33:57

# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:33:570:33:59

# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:33:590:34:01

# Can't you see the witch by my side? #

0:34:010:34:03

No, missus, we can't see the witch by your side. It's all in your head!

0:34:030:34:07

The reactivated Bow Wow Wow now, and Dave Barbarossa's drums here

0:34:070:34:12

made from recycled North Sea oil pipeline. Go for it, Annabella!

0:34:120:34:15

# I don't like you I don't like you, town

0:34:150:34:19

# I don't want to like you

0:34:190:34:21

# I'll shop around

0:34:210:34:24

# I don't want you I don't want you, town

0:34:240:34:26

# I don't want to want you

0:34:260:34:29

# I'll shop around

0:34:290:34:31

# Yeah, I'll shop around

0:34:310:34:33

# I can get a tray

0:34:330:34:34

# I don't need no hamburgers

0:34:340:34:36

# No takeaway, I want my own game

0:34:360:34:41

# No bacon steak No strawberry milkshake

0:34:410:34:45

# I want a picnic

0:34:450:34:47

# I'm sick Sick of seeing signs to eat

0:34:470:34:50

# Walking down these dark, lonely streets

0:34:500:34:53

# Go wild, go wild Go wild in the country

0:34:530:34:56

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:34:560:35:00

# Wild! Go wild, go wild in the country

0:35:000:35:04

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:35:040:35:08

# I don't know you

0:35:080:35:10

# I don't know you, town

0:35:100:35:12

# I don't wanna know you

0:35:120:35:14

# I'll shop around

0:35:140:35:16

# I'll shop around

0:35:160:35:18

# I can get a train

0:35:180:35:20

# I don't need no hamburgers

0:35:200:35:22

# No takeaway

0:35:220:35:24

# I want my own game

0:35:240:35:26

# No bacon steak

0:35:260:35:28

# No strawberry milkshake

0:35:280:35:30

# I do better Hell, I do better

0:35:340:35:38

# Swing from the trees naked in the breeze

0:35:380:35:41

# But I got no boiled chicken

0:35:410:35:43

# I wanna go huntin' and fishin'

0:35:430:35:45

# Wild! Go wild! Go wild in the country

0:35:450:35:49

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:35:490:35:53

# Wild! Go wild! Go wild in the country

0:35:530:35:57

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:35:570:36:00

# I can get a plane

0:36:000:36:02

# I don't need no suitcases

0:36:020:36:05

# Cos truth loves to go naked

0:36:050:36:08

# Wild! Go wild! Go wild in the country

0:36:080:36:12

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:36:120:36:16

# Go wild! Go wild! Go wild in the country

0:36:160:36:19

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:36:190:36:23

# I want a picnic cos I get sick

0:36:230:36:27

# Got no boiled chicken

0:36:270:36:29

# I wanna go hunting and fishing! #

0:36:290:36:31

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:36:310:36:33

# Goooooo...

0:36:350:36:38

# Wild! Go wild! Go wild in the country

0:36:380:36:41

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:36:410:36:45

# Go wild, go wild! Go wild in the country

0:36:450:36:49

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:36:490:36:53

# I can get a train... #

0:36:530:36:55

Bow Wow Wow. Yeah, spunky stuff.

0:36:550:36:58

Let's have something more reflective now from Roberta Flack.

0:36:580:37:01

Wow! Massive headphones.

0:37:010:37:03

# The first time...

0:37:040:37:08

# Ever I saw your face

0:37:080:37:14

# I thought the sun

0:37:160:37:21

# Rose in your eyes

0:37:210:37:26

# And the moon and the stars

0:37:290:37:35

# Were the gifts you gave

0:37:380:37:41

# To the dark

0:37:450:37:48

# The endless skies, my love

0:37:480:37:53

# The first time...

0:37:580:37:59

# Ever I kissed your mouth

0:38:010:38:06

# I felt the earth

0:38:090:38:13

# Move in my hands

0:38:130:38:20

# Like the trembling of

0:38:220:38:28

# Of a captive bird

0:38:300:38:34

# That was there at my command

0:38:380:38:44

# Oh...

0:38:440:38:45

# The first time...

0:38:500:38:52

# Ever I lay with you

0:38:540:39:00

# I felt your heart

0:39:030:39:07

# So close to mine

0:39:070:39:16

# And I knew our joy

0:39:160:39:21

# It would fill the Earth

0:39:240:39:27

# And last until the end of time, my love

0:39:310:39:39

# The first time...

0:39:410:39:45

# Ever I saw....

0:39:460:39:52

# Your face

0:39:550:39:56

# Your face

0:39:580:40:01

# Your face

0:40:020:40:06

# Your face. #

0:40:070:40:09

And if you don't like that, you don't like music.

0:40:090:40:12

It's a classic! And so is this, of its kind. A real floor-filler.

0:40:120:40:16

# Holding you closer It's time that I told you

0:40:160:40:20

# Everything's going to be fine

0:40:200:40:24

# Know that you need it and try to believe it

0:40:240:40:27

# Take me one step at a time

0:40:270:40:30

# If this ain't love

0:40:300:40:33

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:40:330:40:37

# Why does it feel so good?

0:40:370:40:40

# If this ain't love

0:40:450:40:48

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:40:480:40:53

# Why does it feel so good?

0:40:530:40:55

# Think of tomorrow We beg, steal or borrow

0:41:020:41:06

# To make all we can in the sun

0:41:060:41:10

# While we are moving the music is soothing

0:41:100:41:14

# Troubles we thought had begun

0:41:140:41:17

# If this ain't love

0:41:170:41:20

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:41:200:41:24

# Why does it feel so good?

0:41:240:41:26

# If this ain't love

0:41:320:41:34

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:41:340:41:38

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel so good?

0:41:380:41:42

# Will you remember me, boy?

0:41:500:41:55

# Remember me loving you?

0:41:550:41:59

# Just for this lifetime you can be my pastime

0:42:050:42:09

# Here are the rules of our play

0:42:090:42:13

# In it together till I know you better

0:42:130:42:17

# Darling...

0:42:170:42:19

# Darling, now what do you say?

0:42:190:42:22

# If this ain't love

0:42:230:42:26

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:42:260:42:31

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:42:310:42:36

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:42:360:42:38

# Why does it feel so good?

0:42:380:42:40

# If this ain't love

0:42:460:42:50

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:42:500:42:53

# Why does it feel so good?

0:42:530:42:56

# If this ain't love

0:42:580:43:01

# Now

0:43:010:43:03

# Now

0:43:030:43:04

# Now

0:43:040:43:05

# Why does it feel so good? #

0:43:050:43:09

OK, time for our rampant sexism slot now,

0:43:190:43:22

and this band had its roots in The Strawbs.

0:43:220:43:24

You're still none the wiser, are you?

0:43:240:43:26

They had to get a singer who wasn't a monk

0:43:260:43:28

as the rest of them had taken a vow of silence.

0:43:280:43:30

# Met her on a blind date helping out an old mate

0:43:360:43:38

# Waiting on the corner She'd be dressed in black

0:43:380:43:41

# There was I expecting a really tasty bird

0:43:410:43:43

# He said she was good-lookin' I should've doubted his word

0:43:430:43:46

# When I saw here there she was a real disgrace

0:43:460:43:49

# I thought, "Nice legs, shame about her face,"

0:43:490:43:51

# I had to take her dancin' I couldn't let her down

0:44:020:44:04

# So we caught a bus to the other side of town

0:44:040:44:07

# Out upon the dance floor I wasn't getting far

0:44:070:44:09

# So I had a drink with my friends up at the bar

0:44:090:44:12

# I asked them what they thought They fell about the place

0:44:120:44:15

# They said, "Nice legs, shame about her face,"

0:44:150:44:17

# She said, "Can we go bowling?"

0:44:330:44:35

# I said, "That would be fine,"

0:44:350:44:38

# But when I bought the tickets

0:44:380:44:40

# She'd already changed her mind

0:44:400:44:43

# She was turning out to be a real hard case

0:44:430:44:45

# Nice legs Shame about the boat race

0:44:450:44:48

# Downed a gin and soda Tapped me on the shoulder

0:44:580:45:01

# Whispered in my ear, "It's getting kind of late,"

0:45:010:45:04

# When I took her home we hardly said a thing

0:45:040:45:05

# I walked her to the door expecting to go in

0:45:050:45:09

# She looked me up and down and really put me in my place

0:45:090:45:12

# She said, "Nice legs, shame about your face,"

0:45:120:45:14

# "Nice legs, shame about your face." #

0:45:140:45:16

Yes, punk had quite a lot to answer for, didn't it?

0:45:160:45:20

From Australia, Gotye now, with an unlikely global hit.

0:45:200:45:24

Given that, you might have thought he'd cheer up a bit.

0:45:240:45:27

# Now and then I think of when we were together

0:45:370:45:42

# Like when you said you felt so happy you could die

0:45:440:45:50

# Told myself that you were right for me

0:45:520:45:56

# But felt so lonely in your company

0:45:560:45:59

# But that was love and it's an ache I still remember

0:45:590:46:05

# You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness

0:46:220:46:27

# Like resignation to the end Always the end

0:46:290:46:33

# So when we found that we could not make sense

0:46:370:46:41

# Well, you said that we would still be friends

0:46:410:46:44

# But I'll admit that I was glad it was over

0:46:440:46:50

# But you didn't have to cut me off

0:46:510:46:55

# Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing

0:46:550:47:01

# And I don't even need your love

0:47:010:47:03

# But you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough

0:47:030:47:06

# No, you didn't have to stoop so low

0:47:060:47:10

# Have your friends collect your records and then change your number

0:47:100:47:14

# I guess that I don't need that, though

0:47:140:47:17

# Now you're just somebody that I used to know

0:47:170:47:21

# Now you're just somebody that I used to know

0:47:250:47:29

# Now you're just somebody that I used to know

0:47:320:47:36

# Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over

0:47:510:47:56

# Part of me believing it was always something that I'd done

0:47:580:48:03

# But I don't want to live that way

0:48:060:48:10

# Reading into every word you say

0:48:100:48:14

# You said that you could let it go

0:48:140:48:17

# And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know

0:48:170:48:21

# But you didn't have to cut me off

0:48:210:48:25

# Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing

0:48:250:48:28

-#

-Oh oh oh oh

-And I don't even need your love

0:48:280:48:32

# But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough

0:48:320:48:36

-#

-Oh oh oh oh

-No, you didn't have to stoop so low

0:48:360:48:39

# Have your friends collect your records and then change your number

0:48:390:48:43

-#

-Oh oh oh oh

-Guess that I don't need that, though

0:48:430:48:46

# Now you're just somebody that I used to know

0:48:460:48:50

# Somebody

0:48:500:48:52

# I used to know

0:48:520:48:54

# Somebody, now you're just somebody that I used to know. #

0:48:540:48:57

OK, Buggles next. Video Killed The Radio Star, or so they thought.

0:48:570:49:00

And yet it turns out that video's dead and Tony Blackburn's still going.

0:49:000:49:04

Ha! So much for your predictive powers, the Buggles, in your stupid, big Deirdre Barlow glasses.

0:49:040:49:11

# I heard you on the wireless back in '52

0:49:110:49:14

# Lying awake intent at tuning in on you

0:49:140:49:18

# If I was young it didn't stop you coming through

0:49:180:49:21

# Oh-a oh

0:49:210:49:24

# They took the credit for your second symphony

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# Rewritten by machine and new technology

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# And now I understand the problems you can see

0:49:330:49:36

-# Oh-a oh

-I met your children

0:49:360:49:40

-# Oh-a oh

-What did you tell them?

0:49:400:49:43

# Video killed the radio star

0:49:430:49:47

# Video killed the radio star

0:49:470:49:50

# Pictures came and broke your heart

0:49:500:49:55

# Oh-a-a-a oh

0:49:550:49:57

# And now we meet in an abandoned studio

0:49:580:50:02

# We hear the playback and it seems so long ago

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# And you remember the jingles used to go

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-# Oh-a oh

-You were the first one

0:50:090:50:13

-# Oh-a oh

-You were the last one

0:50:130:50:16

# Video killed the radio star

0:50:160:50:20

# Video killed the radio star

0:50:200:50:24

# In my mind and in my car

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# We can't rewind, we've gone too far

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# Oh-a-ah oh

0:50:310:50:35

# Oh-a-ah oh

0:50:350:50:37

# Video killed the radio star

0:50:590:51:02

# Video killed the radio star

0:51:020:51:06

# In my mind and in my car

0:51:060:51:09

# We can't rewind, we've gone too far

0:51:090:51:13

# Pictures came and broke your heart

0:51:130:51:17

# Put the blame on VCR

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# You are a radio star

0:51:240:51:31

# You are a radio star

0:51:310:51:39

# Video killed the radio star

0:51:390:51:42

# Video killed the radio star

0:51:420:51:46

# Video killed the radio star

0:51:460:51:49

# Video killed the radio star. #

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Right, next, a rather suggestive little number. Well, really, parts of it, downright filth.

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Proving that where there's muck, there's Fairbrass! Sorry about that.

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# I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt

0:52:010:52:04

# So sexy it hurts

0:52:040:52:08

# And I'm too sexy for Milan Too sexy for Milan

0:52:080:52:13

# New York and Japan

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# And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party

0:52:240:52:29

# No way I'm disco dancing

0:52:290:52:31

# I'm a model You know what I mean?

0:52:320:52:35

# And I do my little turn on the catwalk

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# Yeah, on the catwalk On the catwalk, yeah

0:52:380:52:43

# I do my little turn on the catwalk

0:52:430:52:47

# I'm too sexy for my car Too sexy for my car

0:53:030:53:08

# Too sexy by far

0:53:080:53:10

# And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat

0:53:110:53:16

# What you think about that?

0:53:160:53:19

# I'm a model You know what I mean?

0:53:190:53:23

# And I do my little turn on the catwalk

0:53:230:53:26

# Yeah, on the catwalk On the catwalk, yeah

0:53:260:53:30

# I shake my little tush on the catwalk

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-# I'm too sexy for my...

-Uh!

0:53:430:53:45

-# Too sexy for my...

-Uh!

0:53:450:53:47

-# Too sexy for my...

-Uh!

0:53:470:53:49

# Cos I'm a model You know what I mean?

0:53:510:53:54

# And I do my little turn on the catwalk

0:53:540:53:57

# Yeah, on the catwalk On the catwalk, yeah

0:53:570:54:02

# I shake my little tush on the catwalk

0:54:020:54:05

# I'm too sexy for my cat Too sexy for my cat

0:54:080:54:13

# Poor pussy, poor pussycat. #

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OK, one more before we go, and it looks like Siouxsie's head's coming loose in this one.

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Robert Smith of The Cure not playing the guitar properly.

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Looks like he's enjoying himself, though.

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We do spoil you, and will continue to do so. Soon, then.

0:54:270:54:31

# Dear Prudence

0:54:310:54:34

# Won't you come out to play?

0:54:350:54:38

# Dear Prudence

0:54:400:54:43

# Greet the brand-new day

0:54:450:54:49

# The sun is up, the sky is blue

0:54:500:54:55

# It's beautiful and so are you

0:54:550:54:59

# Dear Prudence

0:54:590:55:02

# Won't you come out to play?

0:55:030:55:06

-# Dear Prudence

-Dear Prudence

0:55:090:55:12

# Open up your eyes

0:55:140:55:16

-# Dear Prudence

-Dear Prudence

0:55:180:55:23

# See the sunny skies

0:55:230:55:27

# The wind is low The birds will sing

0:55:280:55:33

# That you are part of everything

0:55:330:55:37

# Dear Prudence

0:55:370:55:39

# Won't you open up your eyes?

0:55:410:55:44

# Look around around, around, around, around

0:55:470:55:51

# Look around around, around, around, around

0:55:520:55:55

# Look around around, around, around, around

0:55:570:56:00

# Look around...

0:56:020:56:07

-# Dear Prudence

-Dear Prudence

0:56:100:56:13

# Let me see you smile

0:56:140:56:17

-# Dear Prudence

-Dear Prudence

0:56:190:56:23

# Like a little child

0:56:240:56:29

# The clouds will be a daisy chain

0:56:290:56:34

# So let me see you smile again

0:56:340:56:38

# Dear Prudence

0:56:380:56:41

# Won't you let me see you smile?

0:56:410:56:44

-# Dear Prudence

-Dear Prudence

0:56:480:56:52

# Won't you come out to play?

0:56:520:56:54

# Dear Prudence

0:56:570:57:01

# Greet the brand-new day

0:57:010:57:06

# The sun is up, the sky is blue

0:57:060:57:11

# It's beautiful and so are you

0:57:110:57:15

# Dear Prudence

0:57:150:57:19

# Won't you come out to play?

0:57:190:57:23

# Look around around, around, around, around

0:57:250:57:29

# Look around around, around, around, around

0:57:300:57:35

# Look around around, around, around, around

0:57:350:57:39

# Oh, look around. #

0:57:390:57:41

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