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30/05/2012

Mark Radcliffe presents memorable performances from Thin Lizzy, Gotye, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Swing Out Sister, Tight Fit, New Order, Bow Wow Wow and the Rattles.


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Greetings, pop pickers, Mark Radcliffe here

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with more musical nuts from the bird-feeder of pop.

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New Order first.

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Insisted on performing live, record then went down.

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Blue Monday?

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It was the following week when they got the chart position.

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# How does it feel

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# When you treat me like you do

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# And you've laid your hands upon me

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# And told me who you are?

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# I thought I was mistaken

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# I thought I'd heard you speak

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# Tell me, how do I feel?

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# Tell me now, how do I feel?

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# Those who came before me

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# Lived through their vocations

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# From the past until completion

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# Will turn away no more

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# And I still find it so hard

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# To say what I need to say

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# But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me

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# Just how I should feel today

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# I see a ship in the harbour

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# I can and shall obey

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# But if it wasn't for your misfortune

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# I'd be a heavenly person today

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# And I thought I was mistaken

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# And I thought I'd heard you speak

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# Tell me, how should I feel?

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# Tell me now, how should I feel?

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# Now I stand here waiting

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# And I thought I told you to leave me

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# While I walked down to the street

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# Tell me, how does it feel

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# When your heart grows cold?

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# Grows cold, grows cold. #

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And now, performing in a giant fruit machine,

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unless it's a normal fruit machine and they were really tiny,

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it's Thin Lizzy.

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And well done, drummer Brian Downey, for keeping a steady beat

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and not being put off by the woman next to him dancing out of time.

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# As I was going over

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# The Cork and Kerry mountains

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# I saw Captain Farrell

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# And his money he was counting

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# I first produced my pistol

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# Then produced my rapier

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# I said, "Stand or deliver

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# "Or the devil he may take ya,"

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# Musha ring dum a do dum a da

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# Whack for my daddy-o

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# Whack for my daddy-o

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# There's whiskey in the jar-o

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# I took all of his money

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# And it was a pretty penny

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# I took all of his money

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# And I brought it home to Molly

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# She swore that she loved me

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# Never would she leave me

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# But the devil take that woman for you know she tricked me easy

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# Musha ring dum a do dum a da

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# Whack for my daddy-o

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# Whack for my daddy-o

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# There's whiskey in the jar-o

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# Some men like the fishin'

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# And some men like the fowlin'

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# And some men like to hear

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# The cannon ball a-roarin'

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# Me? I like sleepin'

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# Especially in my Molly's chamber

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# But here I am in prison

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# Here I am with a ball and chain, yeah

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# Musha ring dum a do dum a da

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# Whack for my daddy-o

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# Whack for my daddy-o

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# There's whiskey in the jar-o. #

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Ooh, steady on there in the sports jacket at the back

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and that lad in the stars-and-stripes T-shirt had no chance

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with those girls he was ogling.

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Out of you league, son.

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Next, direct from the hat shop where trilbies were on special offer.

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# If you wanna leave, baby

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# I won't beg you to stay

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# And if you wanna go, darling

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# Maybe it's better that way

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# I'm gonna be strong, I'm gonna be fine

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# Don't worry about this heart of mine

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# Walk out the door, see if I care

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# Go on and go now

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# But don't turn around

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# Cos you're gonna see my heart breaking

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# Don't turn around

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# I don't want you seeing me crying

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# Just walk away

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# It's tearing me apart that you're leaving

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# I'm letting you go

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# And I won't let you go, baby

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# I won't let you know

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# I won't miss your arms around me

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# Holding me tight

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# And if you ever think about me

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# Just know that I'm gonna be all right

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# I'm gonna be strong I'm gonna be fine

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# Don't worry about this heart of mine

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# I know I'll survive it I'll make it through

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# And I'll learn to live without you

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# But don't turn around

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# Cos you're gonna see my heart breaking

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# Don't turn around

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# I don't want you seeing me crying

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# Just walk away

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# It's tearing me apart that you're leaving

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# I'm letting you go

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# And I won't let you know

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# I wish I could scream out loud that I love you

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# I wish I could say to you, "Don't go, don't go, don't go,"

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# Don't turn around, girl

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# Don't turn around

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# I don't want you seeing me crying

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# Just walk away

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# It's tearing me apart that you're leaving

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# I'm letting you go

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# Don't turn around

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# Cos you're gonna see my heart breaking

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# Don't turn around. #

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A big, throbbing number one from Aswad.

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Eurythmics now and this was when Annie's style icon was Tintin.

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The other singer is a young Eddi Reader of Fairground Attraction.

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Her style icon? Joyce Grenfell.

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# Sweet dreams are made of this

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# Who am I to disagree?

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# I travel the world and the seven seas

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# Everybody's looking for something

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# Some of them want to use you

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# Some of them want to get used by you

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# Some of them want to abuse you

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# Some of them want to be abused

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# Hey, hey!

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# Ah, ah!

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# Sweet dreams are made of this

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# Who am I to disagree?

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# I've travelled the world and the seven seas

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# Everybody's looking for something

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# Ah, ah, ah!

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# Oh, oh, oh!

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-#

-Hold your head up Keep your head up

-Moving on

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-# Hold your head up

-Moving on

-Keep your head up

-Moving on

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-#

-Hold your head up

-Moving on

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-#

-Keep your head up

-Moving on

-Hold your head up

-Moving on

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# Keep your head up

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# Some of them want to use you

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# Some of them want to get used by you

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# Some of them want to abuse you

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# Some of them want to be abused

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# Ah, ah!

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# Hah, hah!

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# Sweet dreams are made of this

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# Who am I to disagree?

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# I travel the world and the seven seas

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# Everybody's looking for something

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# Sweet dreams are made of this

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# Who am I to disagree?

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# I travel the world and the seven seas

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# Everybody's looking for something

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# Sweet dreams... #

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Yes, terrific singing, Annie.

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Might want to have a look at the dancing for next time.

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Clem Burke of Blondie on drums, if you're interested.

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OK, The Cranberries now from Ireland,

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where all the pop stars are one great big happy family.

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Look, Dolores has even borrowed a little hat off The Edge.

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# If you, if you could return

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# Don't let it burn Don't let it fade

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# I'm sure I'm not being rude but it's just your attitude

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# It's tearing me apart It's ruining everything

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# I swore, I swore I would be true

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# And honey, so did you

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# So why were you holding her hand?

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# Is that the way we stand?

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# Were you lying all the time?

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# Was it just a game to you?

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# But I'm in so deep

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# You know I'm such a fool for you

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# You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha

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# Do you have to let it linger?

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# Do you have to, do you have to do you have to let it linger?

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# Oh, I thought the world of you

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# I thought nothing could go wrong

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# But I was wrong, I was wrong

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# If you, if you could get by trying not to lie

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# Things wouldn't be so confused and I wouldn't feel so used

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# But you always really knew I just want to be with you

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# And I'm in so deep

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# You know I'm such a fool for you

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# You got me wrapped around your finger

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# Ah, ha, ha

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# Do you have to let it linger?

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# Do you have to, do you have to do you have to let it linger?

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# And I'm in so deep

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# You know I'm such a fool for you

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# You got me wrapped around your finger... #

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The rest of them were a lively bunch!

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Go and have a well-earned rest now, lads!

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Divinyls next. You might think she's laying the pouting on a bit thick,

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but wait till you see him. Hours in front of the mirror

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with a tennis racket, that lad.

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# I love myself I want you to love me

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# When I feel down I want you above me

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# I search myself

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# I want you to find me

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# I forget myself

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# I want you to remind me

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# I don't want anybody else

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# When I think about you I touch myself

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# Oh, I don't want anybody else

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# Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!

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# You're the one who makes me come running

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# You're the sun who makes me shine

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# When you're around I'm always laughing

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# I want to make you mine

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# I close my eyes and see you before me

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# Think I would die if you were to ignore me

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# A fool could see just how much I adore you

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# I'd get down on my knees I'd do anything for you

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# I don't want anybody else

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# When I think about you I touch myself

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# Oh, I don't want anybody else

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# Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, yeah!

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# I love myself I want you to love me

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# When I feel down I want you above me

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# I search myself I want you to find me

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# I forget myself I want you to remind me

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# I don't want anybody else

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# When I think about you I touch myself

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# I don't want anybody else

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# Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no! #

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I want you, I don't want anybody else.

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And when I think about you, I touch myself.

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Ooh, oooh...

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And then she was sent to the Tower of London

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for having made a jacket out of one of the Queen's swans.

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Classic Top Of The Pops 2 fodder now from Tight Fit.

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Do you see the dance has gone wrong right away

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when they bump into each other? D'oh!

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# I had a dream, there was a rainbow

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# Over the mountains, over the sea

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# Just you and me We'll go walking together

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# Watching the sunrise over the trees

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# Wa-oo-wa-oo! Wa!

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# Wa-oo-wa-oo!

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# Fantasy Island All we ever dreamed of

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# True love, holding us together

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# Star shine, Fantasy Island

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# You know, I wish that we could stay like this forever

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# Fantasy Island All we ever dreamed of

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# True love, holding us together

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# Star shine, Fantasy Island

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# You know, I wish that we could stay like this forever

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# People like me can always believe in

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# Love on an island surrounded by sea

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# We had a dream of love never leaving

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# But I know that love can't live in a dream

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# Wa-oo-wa-oo! Wa!

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# Wa-oo-wa-oo!

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# Fantasy Island All we ever dreamed of

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# True love, holding us together

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# Star shine, Fantasy Island

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# You know I wish that we could stay like this forever

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# Fantasy Island all we ever dreamed of

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# True love, holding us together

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# Star shine, Fantasy Island

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# You know I wish that we could stay like this forever

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# Aha, it all seems like magic

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# It all seems like magic

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-# Oh, yeah

-Aha

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-# Dreams can come true

-Dreams can come true

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# Dreams can come true

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# Fantasy Island All we ever dreamed of

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# True love, holding us together

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# Star shine... #

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Anniversary time now and Westlife have been together 15 years,

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but not for long. They're on a farewell tour.

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I'm not bothered. I'm not being funny

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but they never got in touch when I got sacked from the Breakfast Show,

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so you know, fellas, what goes around comes around!

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# You make me feel funny

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# When you come around

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# Yeah, that's what I found out, honey

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# What am I doing without you

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# You make me feel happy

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# When I leave you behind

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# It plays on my mind now, honey

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# What am I doing without you?

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# Took for granted everything we had

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# As if I'd find someone who's just like you

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# We got a little world of our own

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# I'll tell you things that no-one else knows

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# I let you in where no-one else goes

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# What am I doing without you?

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# And all of the things I've been looking for

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# Have always been here outside of my door

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# And all of the time I'm looking for something new

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# What am I doing without you?

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# What am I doing without you?

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# Well, I guess I'm ready

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# For settling down

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# The fooling around is over

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# And I swear that it's true

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# No buts or maybes

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# When I'm falling down

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# There's always someone who saves me

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# And, girl, it's you

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# Funny how life can be so surprising

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# I'm just realising what you do

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# We got a little world of our own

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# I'll tell you things that no-one else knows

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# I let you in where no-one else goes

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# What am I doing without you?

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# All of the things I've been looking for

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# Have always been here outside of my door

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# And all of the time I'm looking for something new

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# What am I doing without you?

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-# Well, it's feeling right now

-Feeling right now

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-# So let's do it right now

-Do it right now

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# Praying that somehow you will understand the way

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-# It's feeling right now

-Feeling right now

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# Baby, somehow I won't let this slip away

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# We got a little world of our own

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# I'll tell you things that no-one else knows

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# I let you in where no-one else goes

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# What am I doing without you?

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# We got a little world of our own

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# I'll tell you things that no-one else knows

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# I let you in where no-one else goes

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# What am I doing without you?

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# And all of the things I've been looking for

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# Have always been here outside of my door

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# And all of the time I'm looking for something new

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# Whoa

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# We got a little world of our own

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# I'll tell you things that no-one else knows

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# I let you in where no-one else goes. #

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They've got a little world of their own. A model village in Limerick.

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Dressed from the Henry Ford collection.

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Any colour you like, chaps, as long as it's black. All the best, guys.

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Better pack it in before you get old and wrinkly. Ooh, no offence, Tom!

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# Well, she's never in the way

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# Always something nice to say Oh, what a blessing

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# I can leave her on her own

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# Knowing she's OK alone and there's no messing

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# She's a lady

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# Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady

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# Talking about that little lady

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# And the lady is mine

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# Well, she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her

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# Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her

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# What she's got is hard to find and I don't want to lose her

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# Help me build a mountain from my little pile of clay

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# Hey, hey, hey

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# Well, she knows what I'm about

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# She can take what I dish out and that's not easy

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# Well she knows me through and through

0:25:110:25:13

# And she knows just what to do and how to please me

0:25:130:25:17

# She's a lady

0:25:180:25:21

# Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady

0:25:210:25:23

# Talking about that little lady

0:25:250:25:28

# And the lady is mine

0:25:280:25:32

# Oh, oh, she's a lady

0:25:320:25:36

# Ooh, she's a lady

0:25:360:25:39

# Yeah, yeah, she's a lady

0:25:390:25:43

# Whoa, she's a lady. #

0:25:430:25:46

What a trooper! Giving his all in a velveteen jerkin

0:25:460:25:49

underneath some guttering.

0:25:490:25:50

And now, in our Relax, Girls, They're Spoken For spot, The Goodies.

0:25:500:25:54

You probably has to be there. Personally, I'm glad I wasn't.

0:25:540:25:58

Come on, everybody! It's gibbon time!

0:25:580:26:01

# We're The Goodies, how do you do?

0:26:090:26:12

# We've just been down to the zoo

0:26:120:26:14

# We saw a monkey in a cage

0:26:140:26:16

# Doing a dance that could be the rage

0:26:160:26:18

# It's not hard, so let's all do

0:26:180:26:20

# The funky gibbon, ooh, ooh, ooh

0:26:200:26:22

# Do, do, do the funky gibbon

0:26:240:26:27

# Funky gibbon

0:26:270:26:28

# We are here to show you how

0:26:280:26:31

# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:26:310:26:33

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon

0:26:330:26:35

# Funky gibbon

0:26:350:26:36

# He's just like you

0:26:360:26:38

# So come on and do

0:26:380:26:39

# The funky gibbon now

0:26:390:26:42

# Dogs are always howling

0:26:420:26:43

# Cats are always yowling

0:26:430:26:46

# But gibbons only like to sing and dance

0:26:460:26:48

# Oop, oop, sh-boop

0:26:480:26:50

# You'll be like that monkey Get a little funky

0:26:500:26:53

# And in a while, start to smile

0:26:530:26:55

# Gibbon half a chance

0:26:550:26:58

# Do, do, do the funky gibbon

0:26:580:27:01

# We are here to show you how

0:27:020:27:05

# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:27:050:27:06

# Ooh, ooh, ooh the funky gibbon

0:27:060:27:10

# Funky gibbon

0:27:100:27:11

# He's just like you

0:27:110:27:12

# So come on and do the funky gibbon now

0:27:120:27:14

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon

0:27:170:27:20

# G - the world would be good

0:27:200:27:22

# I - oh, how nice it could

0:27:220:27:24

# B - with just a little gibbon take

0:27:240:27:26

# Sha-la-la

0:27:260:27:28

# B - just like that gibbon

0:27:280:27:30

# O - and feel the rhythm

0:27:300:27:32

# N - in your groove, and dance up to

0:27:320:27:34

# The Planet Of The Apes

0:27:340:27:36

# Do, do, do the funky gibbon

0:27:360:27:39

# We are here to show you how

0:27:410:27:43

# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:27:430:27:44

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon

0:27:440:27:48

# Funky gibbon

0:27:480:27:49

# He's just like you

0:27:490:27:50

# So come on and do

0:27:500:27:52

# The funky gibbon now

0:27:520:27:54

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon

0:27:550:27:58

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon

0:27:580:28:03

Everybody do the funky gibbon!

0:28:030:28:05

Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon

0:28:050:28:07

# Drop one arm down by your knees

0:28:070:28:09

# Let the other arm reach up to the trees

0:28:090:28:11

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon

0:28:110:28:13

# Let your wrist go limp like a bent baboon

0:28:130:28:15

# Get ready to sing this gibbon's tune

0:28:150:28:17

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon... #

0:28:170:28:19

-Give me an ooh!

-ALL: Ooh!

0:28:190:28:21

-Give me another ooh!

-ALL: Ooh!

0:28:210:28:23

-Give me an ooh!

-ALL: Ooh!

0:28:230:28:25

Now put 'em together and what have you got?

0:28:250:28:28

MONKEY NOISES

0:28:280:28:32

# Do, do, do the funky gibbon

0:28:340:28:37

# We are here to show you how

0:28:370:28:40

# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:28:400:28:42

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon

0:28:420:28:45

# Funky gibbon

0:28:450:28:46

# He's just like you So come on and do

0:28:460:28:48

# The funky gibbon now

0:28:480:28:51

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon Ooh, ooh, ooh, funky gibbon

0:28:510:28:55

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon. #

0:28:550:28:58

# Tie a yellow gibbon round the... #

0:28:580:29:00

Yes, top gag, boys. Well done.

0:29:000:29:03

With an audience in truth just killing time

0:29:030:29:05

till the Bay City Rollers came on,

0:29:050:29:07

The Goodies, the One Direction of the mid-'70s.

0:29:070:29:10

Meanwhile, back in the real world...

0:29:100:29:12

# When explanations make no sense

0:29:120:29:17

# When every answer's wrong

0:29:170:29:20

# You're fighting with lost confidence

0:29:200:29:24

# All expectations gone

0:29:240:29:29

# The time has come to make or break

0:29:290:29:33

# Move on, don't hesitate

0:29:330:29:37

# Breakout

0:29:370:29:40

# Don't stop to ask

0:29:400:29:43

# Now you've found a break to make at last

0:29:430:29:47

# You've got to find a way Say what you want to say

0:29:470:29:53

# Breakout

0:29:530:29:55

# When situations never change

0:30:000:30:05

# Tomorrow looks unsure

0:30:050:30:10

# Don't leave your destiny to chance

0:30:100:30:13

# What are you waiting for?

0:30:130:30:17

# The time has come to make or break

0:30:170:30:22

# Breakout

0:30:220:30:24

# Don't stop to ask

0:30:240:30:28

# Now you've found a break to make at last

0:30:280:30:32

# You've got to find a way Say what you want to say

0:30:320:30:36

# Breakout

0:30:360:30:39

# Don't stop to ask

0:30:410:30:44

# Now you've found a break to make at last

0:30:440:30:49

# You've got to find a way say what you want to say

0:30:490:30:53

# Breakout

0:30:530:30:56

# Some people stop at nothing

0:30:590:31:03

# If you're searching for something

0:31:060:31:13

# Lay down the law Shout out for more

0:31:150:31:17

# Breakout and shout day in, day out

0:31:170:31:19

# Breakout

0:31:190:31:21

# Breakout

0:31:270:31:29

# Don't stop to ask

0:31:290:31:33

# Now you've found a break to make at last

0:31:330:31:38

# You've got to find a way Say what you want to say

0:31:380:31:42

# Breakout

0:31:420:31:44

# Don't stop to ask

0:31:460:31:49

# Now you've found a break to make at last

0:31:490:31:54

# You've got to find a way Say what you want to say

0:31:540:31:58

# Breakout. #

0:31:580:32:00

Corinne Drewery. Stylish, cool, sophisticated.

0:32:000:32:03

And by way of contrast, this lot were German

0:32:030:32:06

and played in Hamburg with The Beatles.

0:32:060:32:08

Can't imagine the Fab Four where terrified of the competition.

0:32:080:32:11

# Guess where I'm coming

0:32:110:32:14

# Guess why I am running for my life

0:32:160:32:18

# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:32:210:32:24

# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:32:240:32:26

# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:32:260:32:29

# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:32:290:32:31

# Aah-aah, aah-aah

0:32:390:32:44

# Can't you see my death fear?

0:32:560:32:59

# I can hear her voice shouting everywhere

0:32:590:33:03

# Who know what I've done

0:33:050:33:09

# It must be so bad that a witch does care

0:33:090:33:11

# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:33:140:33:17

# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:33:170:33:19

# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:33:190:33:22

# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:33:220:33:24

Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:33:490:33:52

# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:33:520:33:54

# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:33:540:33:57

# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:33:570:33:59

# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:33:590:34:01

# Can't you see the witch by my side? #

0:34:010:34:03

No, missus, we can't see the witch by your side. It's all in your head!

0:34:030:34:07

The reactivated Bow Wow Wow now, and Dave Barbarossa's drums here

0:34:070:34:12

made from recycled North Sea oil pipeline. Go for it, Annabella!

0:34:120:34:15

# I don't like you I don't like you, town

0:34:150:34:19

# I don't want to like you

0:34:190:34:21

# I'll shop around

0:34:210:34:24

# I don't want you I don't want you, town

0:34:240:34:26

# I don't want to want you

0:34:260:34:29

# I'll shop around

0:34:290:34:31

# Yeah, I'll shop around

0:34:310:34:33

# I can get a tray

0:34:330:34:34

# I don't need no hamburgers

0:34:340:34:36

# No takeaway, I want my own game

0:34:360:34:41

# No bacon steak No strawberry milkshake

0:34:410:34:45

# I want a picnic

0:34:450:34:47

# I'm sick Sick of seeing signs to eat

0:34:470:34:50

# Walking down these dark, lonely streets

0:34:500:34:53

# Go wild, go wild Go wild in the country

0:34:530:34:56

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:34:560:35:00

# Wild! Go wild, go wild in the country

0:35:000:35:04

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:35:040:35:08

# I don't know you

0:35:080:35:10

# I don't know you, town

0:35:100:35:12

# I don't wanna know you

0:35:120:35:14

# I'll shop around

0:35:140:35:16

# I'll shop around

0:35:160:35:18

# I can get a train

0:35:180:35:20

# I don't need no hamburgers

0:35:200:35:22

# No takeaway

0:35:220:35:24

# I want my own game

0:35:240:35:26

# No bacon steak

0:35:260:35:28

# No strawberry milkshake

0:35:280:35:30

# I do better Hell, I do better

0:35:340:35:38

# Swing from the trees naked in the breeze

0:35:380:35:41

# But I got no boiled chicken

0:35:410:35:43

# I wanna go huntin' and fishin'

0:35:430:35:45

# Wild! Go wild! Go wild in the country

0:35:450:35:49

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:35:490:35:53

# Wild! Go wild! Go wild in the country

0:35:530:35:57

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:35:570:36:00

# I can get a plane

0:36:000:36:02

# I don't need no suitcases

0:36:020:36:05

# Cos truth loves to go naked

0:36:050:36:08

# Wild! Go wild! Go wild in the country

0:36:080:36:12

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:36:120:36:16

# Go wild! Go wild! Go wild in the country

0:36:160:36:19

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:36:190:36:23

# I want a picnic cos I get sick

0:36:230:36:27

# Got no boiled chicken

0:36:270:36:29

# I wanna go hunting and fishing! #

0:36:290:36:31

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:36:310:36:33

# Goooooo...

0:36:350:36:38

# Wild! Go wild! Go wild in the country

0:36:380:36:41

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:36:410:36:45

# Go wild, go wild! Go wild in the country

0:36:450:36:49

# Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free

0:36:490:36:53

# I can get a train... #

0:36:530:36:55

Bow Wow Wow. Yeah, spunky stuff.

0:36:550:36:58

Let's have something more reflective now from Roberta Flack.

0:36:580:37:01

Wow! Massive headphones.

0:37:010:37:03

# The first time...

0:37:040:37:08

# Ever I saw your face

0:37:080:37:14

# I thought the sun

0:37:160:37:21

# Rose in your eyes

0:37:210:37:26

# And the moon and the stars

0:37:290:37:35

# Were the gifts you gave

0:37:380:37:41

# To the dark

0:37:450:37:48

# The endless skies, my love

0:37:480:37:53

# The first time...

0:37:580:37:59

# Ever I kissed your mouth

0:38:010:38:06

# I felt the earth

0:38:090:38:13

# Move in my hands

0:38:130:38:20

# Like the trembling of

0:38:220:38:28

# Of a captive bird

0:38:300:38:34

# That was there at my command

0:38:380:38:44

# Oh...

0:38:440:38:45

# The first time...

0:38:500:38:52

# Ever I lay with you

0:38:540:39:00

# I felt your heart

0:39:030:39:07

# So close to mine

0:39:070:39:16

# And I knew our joy

0:39:160:39:21

# It would fill the Earth

0:39:240:39:27

# And last until the end of time, my love

0:39:310:39:39

# The first time...

0:39:410:39:45

# Ever I saw....

0:39:460:39:52

# Your face

0:39:550:39:56

# Your face

0:39:580:40:01

# Your face

0:40:020:40:06

# Your face. #

0:40:070:40:09

And if you don't like that, you don't like music.

0:40:090:40:12

It's a classic! And so is this, of its kind. A real floor-filler.

0:40:120:40:16

# Holding you closer It's time that I told you

0:40:160:40:20

# Everything's going to be fine

0:40:200:40:24

# Know that you need it and try to believe it

0:40:240:40:27

# Take me one step at a time

0:40:270:40:30

# If this ain't love

0:40:300:40:33

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:40:330:40:37

# Why does it feel so good?

0:40:370:40:40

# If this ain't love

0:40:450:40:48

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:40:480:40:53

# Why does it feel so good?

0:40:530:40:55

# Think of tomorrow We beg, steal or borrow

0:41:020:41:06

# To make all we can in the sun

0:41:060:41:10

# While we are moving the music is soothing

0:41:100:41:14

# Troubles we thought had begun

0:41:140:41:17

# If this ain't love

0:41:170:41:20

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:41:200:41:24

# Why does it feel so good?

0:41:240:41:26

# If this ain't love

0:41:320:41:34

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:41:340:41:38

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel so good?

0:41:380:41:42

# Will you remember me, boy?

0:41:500:41:55

# Remember me loving you?

0:41:550:41:59

# Just for this lifetime you can be my pastime

0:42:050:42:09

# Here are the rules of our play

0:42:090:42:13

# In it together till I know you better

0:42:130:42:17

# Darling...

0:42:170:42:19

# Darling, now what do you say?

0:42:190:42:22

# If this ain't love

0:42:230:42:26

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:42:260:42:31

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:42:310:42:36

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:42:360:42:38

# Why does it feel so good?

0:42:380:42:40

# If this ain't love

0:42:460:42:50

# Why does it feel now Why does it feel now

0:42:500:42:53

# Why does it feel so good?

0:42:530:42:56

# If this ain't love

0:42:580:43:01

# Now

0:43:010:43:03

# Now

0:43:030:43:04

# Now

0:43:040:43:05

# Why does it feel so good? #

0:43:050:43:09

OK, time for our rampant sexism slot now,

0:43:190:43:22

and this band had its roots in The Strawbs.

0:43:220:43:24

You're still none the wiser, are you?

0:43:240:43:26

They had to get a singer who wasn't a monk

0:43:260:43:28

as the rest of them had taken a vow of silence.

0:43:280:43:30

# Met her on a blind date helping out an old mate

0:43:360:43:38

# Waiting on the corner She'd be dressed in black

0:43:380:43:41

# There was I expecting a really tasty bird

0:43:410:43:43

# He said she was good-lookin' I should've doubted his word

0:43:430:43:46

# When I saw here there she was a real disgrace

0:43:460:43:49

# I thought, "Nice legs, shame about her face,"

0:43:490:43:51

# I had to take her dancin' I couldn't let her down

0:44:020:44:04

# So we caught a bus to the other side of town

0:44:040:44:07

# Out upon the dance floor I wasn't getting far

0:44:070:44:09

# So I had a drink with my friends up at the bar

0:44:090:44:12

# I asked them what they thought They fell about the place

0:44:120:44:15

# They said, "Nice legs, shame about her face,"

0:44:150:44:17

# She said, "Can we go bowling?"

0:44:330:44:35

# I said, "That would be fine,"

0:44:350:44:38

# But when I bought the tickets

0:44:380:44:40

# She'd already changed her mind

0:44:400:44:43

# She was turning out to be a real hard case

0:44:430:44:45

# Nice legs Shame about the boat race

0:44:450:44:48

# Downed a gin and soda Tapped me on the shoulder

0:44:580:45:01

# Whispered in my ear, "It's getting kind of late,"

0:45:010:45:04

# When I took her home we hardly said a thing

0:45:040:45:05

# I walked her to the door expecting to go in

0:45:050:45:09

# She looked me up and down and really put me in my place

0:45:090:45:12

# She said, "Nice legs, shame about your face,"

0:45:120:45:14

# "Nice legs, shame about your face." #

0:45:140:45:16

Yes, punk had quite a lot to answer for, didn't it?

0:45:160:45:20

From Australia, Gotye now, with an unlikely global hit.

0:45:200:45:24

Given that, you might have thought he'd cheer up a bit.

0:45:240:45:27

# Now and then I think of when we were together

0:45:370:45:42

# Like when you said you felt so happy you could die

0:45:440:45:50

# Told myself that you were right for me

0:45:520:45:56

# But felt so lonely in your company

0:45:560:45:59

# But that was love and it's an ache I still remember

0:45:590:46:05

# You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness

0:46:220:46:27

# Like resignation to the end Always the end

0:46:290:46:33

# So when we found that we could not make sense

0:46:370:46:41

# Well, you said that we would still be friends

0:46:410:46:44

# But I'll admit that I was glad it was over

0:46:440:46:50

# But you didn't have to cut me off

0:46:510:46:55

# Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing

0:46:550:47:01

# And I don't even need your love

0:47:010:47:03

# But you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough

0:47:030:47:06

# No, you didn't have to stoop so low

0:47:060:47:10

# Have your friends collect your records and then change your number

0:47:100:47:14

# I guess that I don't need that, though

0:47:140:47:17

# Now you're just somebody that I used to know

0:47:170:47:21

# Now you're just somebody that I used to know

0:47:250:47:29

# Now you're just somebody that I used to know

0:47:320:47:36

# Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over

0:47:510:47:56

# Part of me believing it was always something that I'd done

0:47:580:48:03

# But I don't want to live that way

0:48:060:48:10

# Reading into every word you say

0:48:100:48:14

# You said that you could let it go

0:48:140:48:17

# And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know

0:48:170:48:21

# But you didn't have to cut me off

0:48:210:48:25

# Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing

0:48:250:48:28

-#

-Oh oh oh oh

-And I don't even need your love

0:48:280:48:32

# But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough

0:48:320:48:36

-#

-Oh oh oh oh

-No, you didn't have to stoop so low

0:48:360:48:39

# Have your friends collect your records and then change your number

0:48:390:48:43

-#

-Oh oh oh oh

-Guess that I don't need that, though

0:48:430:48:46

# Now you're just somebody that I used to know

0:48:460:48:50

# Somebody

0:48:500:48:52

# I used to know

0:48:520:48:54

# Somebody, now you're just somebody that I used to know. #

0:48:540:48:57

OK, Buggles next. Video Killed The Radio Star, or so they thought.

0:48:570:49:00

And yet it turns out that video's dead and Tony Blackburn's still going.

0:49:000:49:04

Ha! So much for your predictive powers, the Buggles, in your stupid, big Deirdre Barlow glasses.

0:49:040:49:11

# I heard you on the wireless back in '52

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# Lying awake intent at tuning in on you

0:49:140:49:18

# If I was young it didn't stop you coming through

0:49:180:49:21

# Oh-a oh

0:49:210:49:24

# They took the credit for your second symphony

0:49:250:49:29

# Rewritten by machine and new technology

0:49:290:49:33

# And now I understand the problems you can see

0:49:330:49:36

-# Oh-a oh

-I met your children

0:49:360:49:40

-# Oh-a oh

-What did you tell them?

0:49:400:49:43

# Video killed the radio star

0:49:430:49:47

# Video killed the radio star

0:49:470:49:50

# Pictures came and broke your heart

0:49:500:49:55

# Oh-a-a-a oh

0:49:550:49:57

# And now we meet in an abandoned studio

0:49:580:50:02

# We hear the playback and it seems so long ago

0:50:020:50:05

# And you remember the jingles used to go

0:50:050:50:09

-# Oh-a oh

-You were the first one

0:50:090:50:13

-# Oh-a oh

-You were the last one

0:50:130:50:16

# Video killed the radio star

0:50:160:50:20

# Video killed the radio star

0:50:200:50:24

# In my mind and in my car

0:50:240:50:27

# We can't rewind, we've gone too far

0:50:270:50:31

# Oh-a-ah oh

0:50:310:50:35

# Oh-a-ah oh

0:50:350:50:37

# Video killed the radio star

0:50:590:51:02

# Video killed the radio star

0:51:020:51:06

# In my mind and in my car

0:51:060:51:09

# We can't rewind, we've gone too far

0:51:090:51:13

# Pictures came and broke your heart

0:51:130:51:17

# Put the blame on VCR

0:51:170:51:21

# You are a radio star

0:51:240:51:31

# You are a radio star

0:51:310:51:39

# Video killed the radio star

0:51:390:51:42

# Video killed the radio star

0:51:420:51:46

# Video killed the radio star

0:51:460:51:49

# Video killed the radio star. #

0:51:490:51:52

Right, next, a rather suggestive little number. Well, really, parts of it, downright filth.

0:51:520:51:57

Proving that where there's muck, there's Fairbrass! Sorry about that.

0:51:570:52:01

# I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt

0:52:010:52:04

# So sexy it hurts

0:52:040:52:08

# And I'm too sexy for Milan Too sexy for Milan

0:52:080:52:13

# New York and Japan

0:52:130:52:15

# And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party

0:52:240:52:29

# No way I'm disco dancing

0:52:290:52:31

# I'm a model You know what I mean?

0:52:320:52:35

# And I do my little turn on the catwalk

0:52:350:52:38

# Yeah, on the catwalk On the catwalk, yeah

0:52:380:52:43

# I do my little turn on the catwalk

0:52:430:52:47

# I'm too sexy for my car Too sexy for my car

0:53:030:53:08

# Too sexy by far

0:53:080:53:10

# And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat

0:53:110:53:16

# What you think about that?

0:53:160:53:19

# I'm a model You know what I mean?

0:53:190:53:23

# And I do my little turn on the catwalk

0:53:230:53:26

# Yeah, on the catwalk On the catwalk, yeah

0:53:260:53:30

# I shake my little tush on the catwalk

0:53:300:53:34

-# I'm too sexy for my...

-Uh!

0:53:430:53:45

-# Too sexy for my...

-Uh!

0:53:450:53:47

-# Too sexy for my...

-Uh!

0:53:470:53:49

# Cos I'm a model You know what I mean?

0:53:510:53:54

# And I do my little turn on the catwalk

0:53:540:53:57

# Yeah, on the catwalk On the catwalk, yeah

0:53:570:54:02

# I shake my little tush on the catwalk

0:54:020:54:05

# I'm too sexy for my cat Too sexy for my cat

0:54:080:54:13

# Poor pussy, poor pussycat. #

0:54:130:54:16

OK, one more before we go, and it looks like Siouxsie's head's coming loose in this one.

0:54:170:54:22

Robert Smith of The Cure not playing the guitar properly.

0:54:220:54:25

Looks like he's enjoying himself, though.

0:54:250:54:27

We do spoil you, and will continue to do so. Soon, then.

0:54:270:54:31

# Dear Prudence

0:54:310:54:34

# Won't you come out to play?

0:54:350:54:38

# Dear Prudence

0:54:400:54:43

# Greet the brand-new day

0:54:450:54:49

# The sun is up, the sky is blue

0:54:500:54:55

# It's beautiful and so are you

0:54:550:54:59

# Dear Prudence

0:54:590:55:02

# Won't you come out to play?

0:55:030:55:06

-# Dear Prudence

-Dear Prudence

0:55:090:55:12

# Open up your eyes

0:55:140:55:16

-# Dear Prudence

-Dear Prudence

0:55:180:55:23

# See the sunny skies

0:55:230:55:27

# The wind is low The birds will sing

0:55:280:55:33

# That you are part of everything

0:55:330:55:37

# Dear Prudence

0:55:370:55:39

# Won't you open up your eyes?

0:55:410:55:44

# Look around around, around, around, around

0:55:470:55:51

# Look around around, around, around, around

0:55:520:55:55

# Look around around, around, around, around

0:55:570:56:00

# Look around...

0:56:020:56:07

-# Dear Prudence

-Dear Prudence

0:56:100:56:13

# Let me see you smile

0:56:140:56:17

-# Dear Prudence

-Dear Prudence

0:56:190:56:23

# Like a little child

0:56:240:56:29

# The clouds will be a daisy chain

0:56:290:56:34

# So let me see you smile again

0:56:340:56:38

# Dear Prudence

0:56:380:56:41

# Won't you let me see you smile?

0:56:410:56:44

-# Dear Prudence

-Dear Prudence

0:56:480:56:52

# Won't you come out to play?

0:56:520:56:54

# Dear Prudence

0:56:570:57:01

# Greet the brand-new day

0:57:010:57:06

# The sun is up, the sky is blue

0:57:060:57:11

# It's beautiful and so are you

0:57:110:57:15

# Dear Prudence

0:57:150:57:19

# Won't you come out to play?

0:57:190:57:23

# Look around around, around, around, around

0:57:250:57:29

# Look around around, around, around, around

0:57:300:57:35

# Look around around, around, around, around

0:57:350:57:39

# Oh, look around. #

0:57:390:57:41

APPLAUSE

0:57:410:57:44

Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:57:440:57:47

Mark Radcliffe presents yet another of the Beeb's most memorable moments. Thin Lizzy, Gotye, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Swing Out Sister, Tight Fit, New Order, Bow Wow Wow and the Rattles feature in this magical mix of fine performances which have graced the TOTP studios.