29/05/2012 TOTP2


29/05/2012

Similar Content

Browse content similar to 29/05/2012. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!

Transcript


LineFromTo

Greetings, pop pickers. Mark Radcliffe here

0:00:220:00:24

with more musical ears reaped from the corn field of pop.

0:00:240:00:27

Ooh, enthusiastic drumming.

0:00:270:00:29

They might look like waiters from a local trattoria

0:00:290:00:31

but this is a power-pop classic.

0:00:310:00:33

# Oh, my little pretty one

0:00:420:00:44

# My pretty one

0:00:440:00:45

# When you gonna give me some time, Sharona

0:00:450:00:48

# When you make my motor run my motor run

0:00:480:00:52

# Gun it coming off the line, Sharona

0:00:520:00:55

# Never gonna stop, give it up such a dirty mind

0:00:550:00:58

# Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind

0:00:580:01:01

# My my my I I wooh

0:01:010:01:05

# M-m-m, my Sharona

0:01:060:01:08

# Come a little closer, huh a will ya, huh

0:01:110:01:14

# Close enough to look in my eyes Sharona

0:01:140:01:17

# Keeping it a mystery gets to me

0:01:170:01:21

# Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona

0:01:210:01:24

# Never gonna stop, give it up such a dirty mind

0:01:240:01:27

# Always get it up for the touch of a younger kind

0:01:270:01:31

# My my my I I wooh

0:01:310:01:34

# M-m-m my Sharona

0:01:350:01:37

# M-m-m my Sharona

0:01:390:01:40

# When you gonna give to me

0:02:200:02:21

# Give to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona

0:02:210:02:26

# Is it just destiny, destiny

0:02:260:02:29

# Or is it just a game in my mind Sharona

0:02:290:02:32

# Never gonna stop, give it up such a dirty mind

0:02:320:02:35

# Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind

0:02:350:02:39

# My my my I I wooh

0:02:390:02:42

# M-m-m-m-m my my I I wooh

0:02:450:02:49

# M-m-my Sharona

0:02:500:02:52

# M-m-my Sharona

0:02:530:02:56

# M-m-my Sharona

0:02:570:02:58

# M-m-my Sharona

0:03:000:03:02

# Oooh, ahhhh

0:04:020:04:06

# My Sharona

0:04:060:04:08

# Oooh, ahhhh

0:04:090:04:12

# My Sharona... #

0:04:120:04:15

Yes, a lithe England and Arsenal party animal Paul Merson

0:04:150:04:20

on lead vocals there.

0:04:200:04:21

Mariah Carey now and she's got a Jon Bon Jovi fright wig on.

0:04:210:04:24

Was it Halloween?

0:04:240:04:25

# You've got me feeling emotions

0:04:250:04:29

# Deeper than I've ever dreamed of

0:04:290:04:32

# You've got me feeling emotions

0:04:340:04:38

# Higher than the heavens above

0:04:380:04:42

# I feel good

0:04:420:04:44

# I feel nice

0:04:440:04:46

# I've never felt so satisfied

0:04:460:04:50

# I'm in love

0:04:500:04:52

# Ooh, I'm alive

0:04:520:04:54

# Intoxicated, flying high

0:04:540:04:58

# It feels like a dream

0:05:000:05:02

# When you touch me tenderly

0:05:020:05:06

# Ah, ah, ah

0:05:060:05:07

# I don't know if it's real

0:05:070:05:10

# But I like the way I feel

0:05:100:05:13

# Inside

0:05:130:05:15

# You got me feeling emotions

0:05:150:05:19

# Deeper than I've ever dreamed of

0:05:190:05:22

# Woah

0:05:220:05:24

# You've got me feeling emotions

0:05:240:05:28

# Higher than the heavens above

0:05:280:05:33

# Now in the morning

0:05:330:05:34

# When I rise

0:05:340:05:36

# You are the first thing

0:05:360:05:38

# On my mind

0:05:380:05:40

# And in the middle of the night

0:05:400:05:45

# I feel your heartbeat next to mine

0:05:450:05:49

# And it feels like a dream

0:05:490:05:52

# When you love me tenderly

0:05:520:05:57

# I don't know if it's real

0:05:570:06:00

# But I really like the way I feel inside

0:06:000:06:06

# You

0:06:060:06:07

# Got me feeling emotions

0:06:070:06:10

# Deeper than I've ever dreamed of

0:06:100:06:13

# Oh, you

0:06:130:06:14

# Got me feeling emotions

0:06:140:06:18

# Higher than the heavens above

0:06:180:06:22

# You

0:06:220:06:24

# Know the way to make me lose control

0:06:240:06:30

# When you're looking into my eyes

0:06:300:06:34

# You make me feel so

0:06:340:06:38

# High

0:06:380:06:41

# Emotions

0:06:410:06:43

# Deeper than I ever dreamed of

0:06:430:06:46

# Oh, you

0:06:460:06:47

# Got me feeling emotions... #

0:06:470:06:50

Performing at the Natural History Museum in front of

0:06:500:06:54

the skeletal remains of a mastodon, Mariah Carey.

0:06:540:06:56

Here's Free, ironically doing a gig at a borstal

0:06:560:06:59

with the more dangerous inmates safely behind bars.

0:06:590:07:02

# Oh, oh, woah, uh

0:07:070:07:09

# There she stood

0:07:130:07:15

# In the street

0:07:150:07:18

# Smiling from her head to her feet

0:07:180:07:21

# I said, "What is this now, baby?"

0:07:210:07:25

# Maybe she's in need of a kiss

0:07:250:07:29

# I said, "Hey, what's your name, baby?

0:07:290:07:33

# "Maybe we can see things the same

0:07:330:07:37

# "Now don't you worry

0:07:370:07:39

# "Or hesitate

0:07:390:07:41

# "Let's move before they raise the parking rate"

0:07:410:07:46

# All right now

0:07:460:07:49

# Baby, it's all right now

0:07:490:07:52

# All right now

0:07:540:07:56

# Baby, it's all right now

0:07:560:08:01

# Listen

0:08:090:08:10

# I took her home

0:08:100:08:12

# To my place

0:08:120:08:15

# Watching every move on her face

0:08:150:08:19

# She said, "Look, man, what's your game

0:08:190:08:23

# "Now you're trying to put me in shame"

0:08:230:08:27

# I said, "Slow, baby, don't go so fast

0:08:270:08:31

# "Don't you think that love can last?"

0:08:310:08:35

# She said, "Love, Lord above

0:08:350:08:38

# "Now you're trying to trick me in love"

0:08:380:08:43

# All right now

0:08:430:08:46

# Baby, it's all right now

0:08:460:08:51

# All right now

0:08:510:08:54

# Baby, it's all right now

0:08:540:08:58

# All right now

0:10:140:10:17

# Baby, it's all right now

0:10:170:10:22

# All right now

0:10:220:10:25

# Baby, it's all right now

0:10:250:10:30

# Hey, we're so happy together

0:10:300:10:34

# It's all right

0:10:340:10:37

# Oh-oh-oh, all right

0:10:380:10:41

# All right

0:10:410:10:45

# Hey

0:10:460:10:47

# All right

0:10:470:10:50

# All right now

0:10:500:10:52

# It's all right, baby

0:10:520:10:54

# Everything's all right, yeah

0:10:540:10:57

# All right now

0:10:570:11:00

# Ooh, ooh

0:11:000:11:02

# All right now

0:11:020:11:04

# Baby, it's all right

0:11:040:11:06

# All right... #

0:11:060:11:07

Altered Images now with Clare Grogan playing the part of

0:11:070:11:11

Miss Havisham's cute but equally unhinged younger sister.

0:11:110:11:14

The woman in the sparkly top on the left,

0:11:140:11:16

she wants you to think she's in the band.

0:11:160:11:19

She isn't. Security!

0:11:190:11:20

# I would like to climb, climb a tree

0:11:200:11:23

# I could be happy, I could be happy

0:11:230:11:27

# Or go to Skye on my holiday

0:11:270:11:31

# I could be happy, I could be happy

0:11:310:11:35

# Maybe swim a mile down the Nile

0:11:350:11:38

# I could be happy, I could be happy

0:11:380:11:42

# All of these things I do

0:11:460:11:49

# All of these things I do

0:11:490:11:52

# To get away from you

0:11:520:11:55

# Get away, run away, far away

0:11:570:12:00

# How do I?

0:12:000:12:03

# Get away, run away, far away

0:12:040:12:08

# How do I?

0:12:080:12:11

# Escape from you?

0:12:110:12:13

# I would like to climb high in a tree

0:12:190:12:22

# I could be happy, I could be happy

0:12:220:12:26

# Or go to Skye on my holiday

0:12:260:12:30

# I could be happy, I could be happy

0:12:300:12:34

# Maybe swim a mile down the Nile

0:12:340:12:37

# I could be happy, I could be happy

0:12:370:12:41

# All of these things I do

0:12:450:12:47

# All of these things I do

0:12:470:12:51

# To get away from you

0:12:510:12:53

# Get away, run away, far away

0:12:560:12:59

# How do I?

0:12:590:13:02

# Get away, run away, far away

0:13:030:13:06

# How do I?

0:13:060:13:10

# Escape from you?

0:13:100:13:12

# I would like to climb high in a tree

0:13:180:13:21

# I could be happy, I could be happy

0:13:210:13:25

# Or go to Skye on my holiday

0:13:250:13:29

# I could be happy, I could be happy

0:13:290:13:32

# Maybe swim a mile down the Nile

0:13:320:13:36

# I could be happy, I could be happy

0:13:360:13:40

# Get away, run away, far away

0:13:540:13:58

# How do I?

0:13:580:14:00

# Get away, run away, far away

0:14:010:14:05

# How do I?

0:14:050:14:07

# Get away, run away, far away

0:14:080:14:12

# How do I?

0:14:120:14:15

# Get away, run away, far away

0:14:160:14:20

# How do I? #

0:14:200:14:22

Going bonkers at the youth club disco

0:14:220:14:24

after too much fizzy pop, Altered Images.

0:14:240:14:27

Anniversary time. 30 years since Ozzy bit the head off that bat.

0:14:270:14:31

Probably in your diary, but worth a reminder.

0:14:310:14:33

# Out on the streets I'm stalking the night

0:14:440:14:47

# I can hear my heavy breathing

0:14:470:14:50

# Aim for the kill, but it doesn't seem right

0:14:500:14:55

# Something there I can believe in

0:14:550:14:59

# Voices are calling from inside my head

0:14:590:15:02

# I can hear them, I can hear them

0:15:020:15:07

# Vanishing memories of things that were said

0:15:070:15:10

# They can't try to hurt me now

0:15:100:15:14

# But a shot in the dark

0:15:140:15:17

# One step away from you

0:15:190:15:22

# But a shot in the dark

0:15:220:15:25

# Always creeping up on you

0:15:260:15:32

# All right

0:15:320:15:33

# Taught by the powers that preach over me

0:15:480:15:51

# I can hear their empty reasons

0:15:510:15:55

# I wouldn't listen, I learned how to fight

0:15:550:15:59

# I opened up my mind to treason

0:15:590:16:03

# But just like the wounded and when it's too late

0:16:030:16:06

# They'll remember, they'll surrender

0:16:060:16:11

# Never a care for the people who hate

0:16:110:16:15

# Underestimate me now

0:16:150:16:18

# But a shot in the dark

0:16:180:16:21

# One step away from you

0:16:230:16:25

# Just a shot in the dark

0:16:250:16:29

# Nothing that you can do

0:16:300:16:33

# A shot in the dark

0:16:330:16:37

# Always creeping up on you

0:16:380:16:44

# All right

0:16:440:16:45

# But just like the wounded and when it's too late

0:17:150:17:18

# They'll remember, they'll surrender

0:17:180:17:23

# Never a care for the people who hate

0:17:230:17:26

# Underestimate me now

0:17:260:17:30

# But a shot in the dark

0:17:300:17:33

# One step away from you

0:17:350:17:38

# Just a shot in the dark

0:17:380:17:40

# Nothing that you can do

0:17:420:17:46

# Just a shot in the dark

0:17:460:17:49

# Always creeping up on you... #

0:17:500:17:54

He does look like Linda Blair in The Exorcist there, doesn't he?

0:17:540:17:58

This is a song I like a lot.

0:17:580:18:00

Tami Lynn. Not your conventional pinup, maybe,

0:18:000:18:02

but the bloke in the fetching green cardigan can't keep his eyes off her.

0:18:020:18:07

# I'm gonna run away from you

0:18:070:18:11

# Everybody say, "Run away, find another boy to play with"

0:18:130:18:17

# That's not easy to do, ooh-hoo

0:18:170:18:21

# With someone new-ooo

0:18:240:18:29

# Oh, yeah

0:18:320:18:34

# You know I do

0:18:360:18:38

# Why don't I run away and hide?

0:18:400:18:45

# Oh, it's very nice, their advice

0:18:470:18:49

# I've already done it twice

0:18:490:18:51

# They don't know how I tried

0:18:510:18:55

# I've lost my pri-ide

0:18:580:19:05

# Oh, yeah

0:19:050:19:08

# You know I do

0:19:080:19:11

# I go to every single place we used to go

0:19:140:19:18

# I can't even sit through a movie show

0:19:200:19:24

# Oh ho, ho, ho

0:19:240:19:27

# And I cried so

0:19:290:19:32

# Run, run, run away, run

0:19:510:19:54

# Why don't I run away from you?

0:19:540:19:58

# Oh, I wish I could, and I would but it wouldn't do no good

0:20:000:20:05

# When I feel the way I do, ooh-hoo

0:20:050:20:11

# I still love you you-hoo

0:20:110:20:18

# Oh, yeah

0:20:190:20:21

# Run, run away

0:20:210:20:23

# You know I do

0:20:230:20:25

# I still love you

0:20:250:20:28

Not the greatest dancer, was she? More like wobbling than dancing.

0:20:280:20:33

OK, Paul Ince and the Coconuts now.

0:20:330:20:35

That's proper dancing.

0:20:350:20:36

They were called the Coconuts cos they were shy. Get it?

0:20:360:20:39

# They say that all is fair

0:21:030:21:06

# In love and war

0:21:060:21:08

# And, child, believe it

0:21:080:21:11

# When Mama stayed in St Tropez

0:21:110:21:15

# She had a fall or two

0:21:150:21:19

# And I'm telling it to you straight

0:21:190:21:24

# So you don't have to hear it in another way

0:21:240:21:27

# Oh, Annie

0:21:330:21:35

# I'm not your daddy

0:21:370:21:38

# Oh, Annie

0:21:420:21:43

# I'm not your daddy

0:21:460:21:47

# They say that out of sight is out of mind

0:21:580:22:03

# And, child, believe it

0:22:030:22:06

# Your mama was in search of love

0:22:070:22:11

# But all she got was used

0:22:110:22:15

# And I'm telling it to your face

0:22:150:22:19

# So you don't have to hear it in another place

0:22:190:22:22

# Break it to me gently, now

0:22:250:22:27

# Don't forget I'm just a child

0:22:270:22:29

# Oh, Annie

0:22:290:22:30

# I'm not your daddy

0:22:330:22:34

# Mama's baby's Papa's baby

0:22:340:22:37

# Oh, Annie

0:22:370:22:38

# I'm not your daddy

0:22:410:22:43

# Mama's baby's Papa's baby

0:22:430:22:46

# See if I was in your blood

0:22:460:22:48

# Then you wouldn't be so ugly

0:22:480:22:51

# I don't, I don't, I don't want to be your

0:22:540:22:56

# I don't, I don't, I don't want to be your

0:22:560:22:58

# I don't, I don't, I don't want to be your

0:22:580:23:00

# I don't, I don't, I don't want to be your

0:23:000:23:03

# I don't, I don't, I don't want to be your

0:23:030:23:05

# I don't, I don't, I don't want to be your

0:23:050:23:07

# I don't, I don't, I don't want to be your

0:23:070:23:09

-# I don't

-Yes, I'm telling it to you straight

0:23:090:23:14

# So you don't have to hear it in another way

0:23:140:23:18

# Break it to me gently, now

0:23:200:23:22

# Don't forget I'm just a child

0:23:220:23:24

# Oh, Annie

0:23:240:23:26

# I'm not your daddy

0:23:280:23:29

# Mama's baby's Papa's baby

0:23:290:23:32

# Oh, Annie

0:23:320:23:34

# I'm not your daddy

0:23:370:23:38

# Mama's baby's Papa's baby

0:23:380:23:42

# Doo, doo, doo, da

0:23:470:23:50

# Oh, oh, oh

0:23:500:23:53

# Doo-be-doo-ba, ooh, ooh... #

0:23:560:23:59

Yes, for ventriloquism to really impress,

0:24:030:24:05

you kind of have to make the doll say something, sunshine.

0:24:050:24:09

OK, Charlene next - no stranger to the curling tongs, I see.

0:24:090:24:12

# Hey, lady, you, lady

0:24:130:24:17

# Cursing at your life

0:24:170:24:20

# You're a discontented mother

0:24:200:24:23

# And a regimented wife

0:24:230:24:28

# I've no doubt you dream about

0:24:280:24:31

# The things you'll never do

0:24:310:24:35

# But I wish someone had talked to me

0:24:350:24:39

# Like I want to talk to you

0:24:390:24:42

# Oh, I've been to Georgia and California

0:24:420:24:47

# And anywhere I could run

0:24:470:24:50

# Took the hand of a preacher man

0:24:500:24:54

# And we made love in the sun

0:24:540:24:57

# But I ran out of places and friendly faces

0:24:570:25:02

# Because I had to be free

0:25:020:25:05

# I've been to paradise

0:25:050:25:09

# But I've never been to me

0:25:090:25:12

# Please, lady, please, lady

0:25:160:25:19

# Don't just walk away

0:25:190:25:22

# Cos I have this need to tell you

0:25:220:25:26

# Why I'm all alone today

0:25:260:25:31

# I can see so much of me

0:25:310:25:34

# Still living in your eyes

0:25:340:25:38

# Won't you share a part of a weary heart

0:25:380:25:42

# That has lived million lies

0:25:420:25:45

# Oh, I've been to Nice and the Isle of Greece

0:25:450:25:49

# While I sipped champagne on a yacht

0:25:490:25:53

# I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo

0:25:530:25:57

# And showed 'em what I got

0:25:570:26:00

# I've been undressed by kings

0:26:000:26:03

# And I've seen some things

0:26:030:26:04

# That a woman ain't s'posed to see

0:26:040:26:08

# I've been to paradise

0:26:080:26:12

# But I've never been to me

0:26:120:26:16

# Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children

0:26:290:26:34

# That might have made me complete

0:26:340:26:37

# But I took the sweet life

0:26:370:26:39

# I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet

0:26:390:26:44

# I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring

0:26:440:26:49

# That cost too much to be free

0:26:490:26:52

# Hey, lady, I've been to paradise

0:26:520:27:00

# But I've never been to me

0:27:000:27:06

# Ooh-ooh

0:27:060:27:09

# Ooh-ooh-ooh

0:27:090:27:12

# I've been to paradise

0:27:120:27:16

# Never been to me

0:27:160:27:19

# Ooh-ooh

0:27:190:27:22

# Ooh-ooh-ooh

0:27:220:27:25

# I've been to paradise

0:27:250:27:29

# Paradise

0:27:290:27:33

# But I've never been to me. #

0:27:330:27:41

Never been to me?! What's that all about? Bonkers!

0:27:410:27:44

Mind you, it was a full moon, by the looks of things.

0:27:440:27:46

Oh, moody, it's Joe 90 enthusiast Sam Sparro now,

0:27:460:27:49

and you're watching Top Of The Pops 2,

0:27:490:27:51

just in case the neon sign at the back of the stage

0:27:510:27:53

isn't big enough for you.

0:27:530:27:55

# If the fish swam out of the ocean

0:27:550:27:58

# And grew legs and they started walking

0:27:580:28:02

# And the apes climbed down from the trees

0:28:020:28:05

# And grew tall and they started talking

0:28:050:28:09

# And the stars fell out of the sky

0:28:090:28:12

# And my tears rolled into the ocean

0:28:120:28:16

# Now I'm looking for a reason why

0:28:160:28:19

# You even set my world into motion

0:28:190:28:24

# Cos if you're not really here

0:28:240:28:26

# Then the stars don't even matter

0:28:260:28:30

# Now I'm filled to the top with fear

0:28:300:28:33

# That it's all just a bunch of matter

0:28:330:28:36

# Cos if you're not really here

0:28:360:28:41

# Then I don't want to be either

0:28:410:28:43

# I want to be next to you

0:28:430:28:47

# Black and gold

0:28:470:28:48

# Black and gold

0:28:480:28:51

# Black and gold

0:28:510:28:52

CHEERING

0:28:520:28:56

# I looked up into the night sky

0:28:590:29:02

# I see a thousand eyes staring back

0:29:020:29:06

# And all around these golden beacons

0:29:060:29:10

# I see nothing but black

0:29:100:29:13

# I feel the weight of something beyond them

0:29:130:29:16

# I don't see what I can feel

0:29:160:29:19

# If vision is the only validation

0:29:190:29:23

# Then most of my life isn't real

0:29:230:29:26

# Cos if you're not really here

0:29:260:29:30

# Then the stars don't even matter

0:29:300:29:34

# Now I'm filled to the top with fear

0:29:340:29:37

# That it's all just a bunch of matter

0:29:370:29:40

# Cos if you're not really here

0:29:400:29:43

# Then I don't wanna be either

0:29:430:29:47

# I wanna be next to you

0:29:470:29:51

# Black and gold Black and gold

0:29:510:29:54

# Black and gold

0:29:540:29:56

# Mmm-mmm

0:29:590:30:02

# Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

0:30:020:30:05

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:30:050:30:11

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:30:110:30:15

# Mmm-mmm

0:30:150:30:16

# Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

0:30:160:30:19

# Cos if you're not really here

0:30:190:30:22

# Then the stars don't even matter

0:30:220:30:26

# I'm filled to the top with fear

0:30:260:30:30

# That it's all just a bunch of matter

0:30:300:30:34

# Cos if you're not really here

0:30:340:30:37

# Then I don't want to be either I wanna be next to you

0:30:370:30:44

# Black and gold Black and gold

0:30:440:30:47

# Black and gold. #

0:30:470:30:51

Sam Sparro. OK, a classic tune

0:30:510:30:53

from one of our most venerable rock bands now, The Who.

0:30:530:30:56

Pete Townsend's jacket's stolen off the bellboy at the hotel here.

0:30:560:30:59

# You better, you better, you bet

0:30:590:31:02

# Ooh-ooh-ooh... #

0:31:020:31:04

And Roger Daltrey's hair

0:31:040:31:06

in the style made famous by Pat Butcher on EastEnders.

0:31:060:31:10

# I call you on the telephone

0:31:100:31:12

# My voice too rough with cigarettes

0:31:120:31:15

# I sometimes feel I should just go home

0:31:150:31:18

# But I'm dealing with a memory that never forgets

0:31:180:31:22

# I love to hear you say my name

0:31:220:31:24

-# Especially when you say yes

-Ooh-ooh-ooh

0:31:240:31:28

# I got your body right now on my mind

0:31:280:31:30

# And I drunk myself blind to the sound of old T. Rex

0:31:300:31:34

# Oh-oh-oh-oh

0:31:350:31:38

# To the sound of old T. Rex

0:31:420:31:47

# Ooh

0:31:480:31:50

# And who's next?

0:31:500:31:54

# When I say I love you You say you better

0:31:540:31:58

# You better, you better, you bet

0:31:580:32:00

# When I say I love you You say you better

0:32:000:32:04

-# You better, you better, you bet

-You better

0:32:040:32:07

# You better bet your life

0:32:070:32:11

# Or love will cut you Cut you like a knife

0:32:110:32:16

# I lay on the bed with you

0:32:180:32:20

# We could make some book of records

0:32:200:32:24

# Your dog keeps licking my nose

0:32:240:32:26

# And chewing up all those letters

0:32:260:32:29

# Saying "you better"

0:32:290:32:31

# You better bet your life

0:32:340:32:37

# You better love me All the time now

0:32:390:32:42

# You better shove me Back into line now

0:32:420:32:45

# You better love me All the time now

0:32:450:32:48

# You better shove me

0:32:480:32:49

# Back into line now

0:32:490:32:51

# I showed up late one night

0:33:030:33:05

# With a neon light for a visa

0:33:050:33:09

# But knowing I'm so eager to fight

0:33:090:33:11

# Can't make letting me in any easier

0:33:110:33:13

# I know I been wearing crazy clothes

0:33:150:33:16

# And I look pretty crappy sometimes

0:33:160:33:21

# But my body feels so good

0:33:210:33:23

# And I still sing a razor line every time

0:33:230:33:27

# And when it comes To all-night living

0:33:280:33:34

# I know what I'm giving

0:33:340:33:36

# I've got it all down to a T

0:33:390:33:41

# And it's free

0:33:430:33:47

# When I say I love you You say you better

0:33:470:33:51

# You better, you better, you bet

0:33:510:33:53

# When I say I need you You say you better

0:33:530:33:57

# You better, you better, you bet

0:33:570:33:59

# When I say I love you You say you better

0:33:590:34:03

# You better, you better, you bet

0:34:030:34:05

# When I say I need you You scream you better!

0:34:050:34:09

# You better, you better, you bet

0:34:090:34:11

# When I say I love you You say you better

0:34:110:34:14

# You better, you better, you bet

0:34:140:34:17

# When I say I need you You scream you better!

0:34:170:34:21

# You better, you better, you bet

0:34:210:34:23

# You better bet your life

0:34:300:34:32

# Or love will cut you

0:34:350:34:37

# Just like a knife. #

0:34:390:34:40

The Who, featuring the late John Entwistle

0:34:400:34:42

doing his celebrated standing-still thing,

0:34:420:34:44

which might not seem like much of a gimmick,

0:34:440:34:47

but it's preferable to this -

0:34:470:34:48

middle-aged men really shouldn't be making an exhibition of themselves in public like this, should they?

0:34:480:34:53

# Steak knife

0:34:530:34:54

# Card shark

0:34:540:34:56

# Con job

0:34:560:34:58

# Boot cut

0:34:580:35:00

# Skin that flick She's such a little DJ

0:35:000:35:02

# Get there quick By street but not the freeway

0:35:020:35:04

# Turn that trick To make a little leeway

0:35:040:35:06

# Beat that nic But not the way that we play

0:35:060:35:08

# Dogtown

0:35:080:35:10

# Blood bath

0:35:100:35:12

# Rib cage

0:35:120:35:14

# Soft tail

0:35:140:35:15

# Standing in line

0:35:150:35:17

# To see the show tonight

0:35:170:35:19

# And there's a light on

0:35:190:35:21

# Heavy glow

0:35:210:35:23

# By the way I tried to say

0:35:230:35:26

# I'd be there

0:35:260:35:29

# Waiting for

0:35:290:35:31

# Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

0:35:310:35:39

# Black jack

0:35:390:35:40

# Dope dick

0:35:400:35:42

# Pawn shop

0:35:420:35:44

# Quick pick

0:35:440:35:46

# Kiss that dyke I know you want to hold one

0:35:460:35:48

# Not on strike # But I'm about to bowl one

0:35:480:35:50

# Test that liquor store We never stole one

0:35:500:35:52

# Teach that mic the best But there was no-one

0:35:520:35:54

# Cash back

0:35:540:35:55

# Street light

0:35:550:35:57

# Song bird

0:35:570:35:59

# Hard top

0:35:590:36:01

# Standing in line To see the show tonight

0:36:010:36:05

# And there's a light on

0:36:050:36:08

# Heavy glow

0:36:080:36:09

# By the way I tried to say

0:36:090:36:13

# I'd be there

0:36:130:36:15

# Waiting for

0:36:150:36:18

# Dani the girl Is singing songs to me

0:36:180:36:21

# Beneath the marquee

0:36:210:36:23

# Of her soul

0:36:230:36:26

# By the way I tried to say

0:36:260:36:29

# I'd be there waiting for

0:36:290:36:32

# Oh, ah, kissing and a-mooching

0:36:420:36:43

# Oh, ah, kissing and a-mooching

0:36:430:36:45

# Oh, ah, kissing and a-mooching

0:36:450:36:47

# Oh, ah, kissing and a-mooching

0:36:470:36:49

# Oh, ah, kissing and a-mooching

0:36:490:36:51

# Oh, ah, kissing and a-mooching

0:36:510:36:53

# Oh, ah, kissing and a-mooching

0:36:530:36:55

# Oh, ah

0:36:550:36:57

# Standing in line To see the show tonight

0:36:570:37:00

# And there's a light on

0:37:000:37:02

# Heavy glow

0:37:020:37:04

# By the way I tried to say

0:37:040:37:07

# I'd be there waiting for

0:37:070:37:12

# Dani the girl

0:37:120:37:13

# Is singing songs to me

0:37:130:37:15

# Beneath the marquee of her soul

0:37:150:37:19

# By the way I tried to say

0:37:190:37:23

# I know you from before

0:37:230:37:27

# Standing in line To see the show tonight

0:37:270:37:30

# And there's a light on

0:37:300:37:32

# Heavy glow

0:37:320:37:34

# By the way I tried to say

0:37:340:37:38

# I'd be there

0:37:380:37:40

# Waiting for. #

0:37:400:37:43

And then they went for a lie down and a nice mug of cocoa. Bless.

0:37:430:37:46

Right, something brand new

0:37:460:37:48

and rather lovely from the honey-voiced Rufus Wainwright now.

0:37:480:37:51

Impenetrable video - no idea what's going on,

0:37:510:37:54

except it's in a library and Helena Bonham Carter's in it.

0:37:540:37:57

# I'm out of the game

0:38:010:38:05

# I've been out for a long time now

0:38:060:38:09

# I'm lookin' for something

0:38:090:38:13

# That can't be found on the main drag, no

0:38:140:38:18

# I'm out of the game

0:38:180:38:22

# I've been out for a long time now

0:38:230:38:27

# I'm looking for something

0:38:270:38:30

# That can't be found on the main drag, no

0:38:310:38:35

# Look at you, look at you, look at you, look at you

0:38:350:38:39

# Suckers!

0:38:390:38:41

# Does your mama know what you're doin'?

0:38:410:38:44

# Look at you, look at you, look at you, look at you

0:38:440:38:47

# Suckers!

0:38:470:38:49

# Does your mama know

0:38:490:38:51

# What you're doin'?

0:38:530:38:54

# You're only a child

0:38:540:38:57

# With the mind of a senile man

0:38:590:39:02

# You're only a young thing

0:39:020:39:06

# Young thing

0:39:060:39:07

# 'Bout to sleep with a sea of men

0:39:070:39:11

# Just hangin' around,

0:39:110:39:15

# Wearin' somethin' from God knows where

0:39:150:39:20

# Just havin' a ball

0:39:200:39:23

# Makin' all of the thin cards fall

0:39:240:39:28

# Look at you, look at you, look at you, look at you

0:39:280:39:32

# Suckers!

0:39:320:39:34

# Does your mama know what you're doin'?

0:39:340:39:37

# Look at you, look at you, look at you, look at you

0:39:370:39:40

# Suckers!

0:39:400:39:42

# Does your mama know

0:39:420:39:44

# What you're doin'?

0:39:460:39:48

# Say, come over here

0:40:090:40:11

# Let me smell you for one last time

0:40:130:40:17

# Before you go out there

0:40:170:40:20

# Out there

0:40:200:40:21

# And ruin all of the world, once mine

0:40:210:40:25

# I'm out of the game

0:40:250:40:29

# I've been out for a long time now

0:40:300:40:34

# I'm lookin' for something

0:40:340:40:37

# That can't be found on the main drag

0:40:380:40:43

# No

0:40:450:40:46

# Look at you, look at you, look at you, look at you

0:40:460:40:50

# Suckers!

0:40:500:40:52

# Does your mama know what you're doin'?

0:40:520:40:55

# Look at you, look at you, look at you, look at you

0:40:550:40:58

# Suckers!

0:40:580:41:00

# Does your mama know

0:41:000:41:01

# What you're doin'? #

0:41:120:41:13

Janet Jackson now with her trademark "buttons on the blouse undone",

0:41:130:41:16

which would eventually cost her dear at the Super Bowl.

0:41:160:41:19

She wears polo necks these days. Probably safest.

0:41:190:41:22

# Like a moth to a flame

0:41:220:41:24

# Burned by the fire

0:41:240:41:25

# That's the way

0:41:260:41:27

# My love is blind

0:41:270:41:29

# Can't you see my desire?

0:41:290:41:30

# That's the way love goes

0:41:310:41:35

# Like a moth to a flame

0:41:350:41:36

# Burned by the fire

0:41:360:41:37

# That's the way, that's the way

0:41:370:41:40

# That's the way love goes

0:41:400:41:41

# That's the way love goes

0:41:410:41:44

# My love is blind Can't you see my desire?

0:41:440:41:47

# That's the way, that's the way

0:41:470:41:50

# That's the way love goes

0:41:500:41:52

# Come with me Don't you worry

0:41:520:41:55

# I'm going to make you crazy

0:41:550:41:58

# I'll give you the time of your life

0:41:580:42:02

# I'm going to take you places

0:42:020:42:05

# You've never been before and

0:42:050:42:06

# You'll be so happy that you came

0:42:060:42:11

# Ohhh, I'm going to take you there

0:42:120:42:18

# Oo-ooh hoo-ooh oo-ooh

0:42:180:42:21

# That's the way love goes

0:42:210:42:24

# Hoo

0:42:240:42:25

# That's the way love goes

0:42:250:42:27

# That's the way love goes

0:42:300:42:33

# That's the way

0:42:330:42:35

# That's the way love goes

0:42:350:42:37

# Desire

0:42:370:42:38

# That's the way, that's the way love goes

0:42:380:42:41

# Don't mind if I light candles

0:42:410:42:44

# I like to watch us play and

0:42:440:42:46

# Baby, I've got on what you like

0:42:460:42:51

# Come closer # Baby, closer

0:42:510:42:53

# Reach out and feel my body

0:42:530:42:56

# I'm going to give you all my love

0:42:560:43:01

# Oh, sugar, don't you hurry

0:43:010:43:03

# You've got me here on fire

0:43:030:43:06

# Just close your eyes and hold on tight

0:43:060:43:09

# Oh, baby

0:43:110:43:12

# Don't stop, don't stop

0:43:120:43:13

# Go deeper, baby, deeper

0:43:130:43:16

# You feel so good I'm going to cry

0:43:160:43:21

# Ohhhh, I'm going to take you there

0:43:210:43:27

# Oo-ooh hoo-ooh oo-ooh

0:43:270:43:29

# That's the way love goes

0:43:290:43:32

# Hoo

0:43:320:43:33

# That's the way love goes

0:43:330:43:37

# That's the way love goes, it goes, it goes

0:43:380:43:41

# That's the way love goes

0:43:410:43:42

# Oh, that's the way love goes

0:43:420:43:47

# That's the way love goes

0:43:480:43:49

# That's the way love goes

0:43:490:43:51

# Reach out and feel my body

0:43:510:43:53

# Oh, that's the way love goes

0:43:530:43:56

# Dontcha know

0:43:560:43:58

# That's the way

0:43:580:43:59

# That's the way, that's the way

0:44:000:44:02

# That's the way, that's the way

0:44:020:44:04

# That's the way love goes

0:44:040:44:07

# That's the way love goes

0:44:070:44:09

# That's the way love goes

0:44:090:44:12

# That's the way love goes, it goes, it goes

0:44:120:44:15

# That's the way

0:44:150:44:17

# That's the way love goes

0:44:170:44:18

# That's the way love goes

0:44:180:44:21

# That's the way love goes

0:44:230:44:26

# Hoo

0:44:260:44:28

# That's the way love goes

0:44:280:44:31

# That's the way love goes. #

0:44:310:44:33

Janet Jackson. I met her once. It was quite a thrill...

0:44:330:44:37

for her, obviously.

0:44:370:44:39

OK, Sylvia now and her heartfelt tribute

0:44:390:44:41

to the all-inclusive package holiday.

0:44:410:44:43

Could've got her a new hat for this - look at the state of it!

0:44:430:44:46

Mind you, wait till you see the trousers.

0:44:460:44:48

# All the ladies fell for Rudolph Valentino

0:44:490:44:52

# He had a beano back in those balmy days

0:44:520:44:57

# He knew every time you meet an icy creature

0:44:570:45:00

# You've got to teach her hot-blooded Latin ways

0:45:000:45:04

# But even Rudy would have felt the strain

0:45:040:45:08

# Of making smooth advances in the rain

0:45:080:45:12

# Oh, this year I'm off to Sunny Spain

0:45:120:45:16

# Y Viva Espana

0:45:160:45:19

# I'm taking the Costa Brava plane

0:45:190:45:23

# Y Viva Espana

0:45:230:45:27

# If you'd like to chat a matador

0:45:270:45:30

# In some cool cabana

0:45:300:45:34

# And meet senoritas by the score

0:45:340:45:38

# Espana por favor

0:45:380:45:41

# Quite by chance to hot romance I found the answer

0:45:440:45:47

# Flamenco dancers are by far the finest bet

0:45:470:45:50

# There was one who whispered, "Oh, hasta la vista"

0:45:520:45:55

# Each time I kissed him behind the castanet

0:45:550:45:59

# He rattled his maracas close to me

0:45:590:46:03

# In no time, I was trembling at the knee

0:46:030:46:06

# Oh, this year I'm off to Sunny Spain

0:46:060:46:10

# Y Viva Espana

0:46:100:46:14

# I'm taking the Costa Brava plane

0:46:140:46:18

# Y Viva Espana

0:46:180:46:22

# If you'd like to chat a matador

0:46:220:46:25

# In some cool cabana

0:46:250:46:29

# And meet senoritas by the score

0:46:290:46:33

# Espana por favor

0:46:330:46:37

# When they first arrive, the girls are pink and pasty

0:46:390:46:42

# But oh so tasty as soon as they go brown

0:46:420:46:46

# I guess they know every fellow will be queuing

0:46:460:46:50

# To do the wooing his girlfriend won't allow

0:46:500:46:54

# But still I think today's their lucky day

0:46:540:46:57

# That's why I've learnt the way to shout, "Ole!"

0:46:570:47:00

# Oh, this year I'm off to Sunny Spain

0:47:000:47:05

# Y Viva Espana

0:47:050:47:09

# I'm taking the Costa Brava plane Y Viva Espana

0:47:090:47:16

# If you'd like to chat a matador, in some cool cabana

0:47:160:47:23

# And meet senoritas by the score, Espana por favor

0:47:230:47:31

# La la la la la la la

0:47:310:47:34

# Y Viva Espana

0:47:340:47:38

# La la la la la la la

0:47:380:47:41

# Y Viva Espana

0:47:410:47:45

# If you'd like to chat a matador, in some cool cabana

0:47:450:47:53

# Or meet senoritas by the score, Espana por favor. #

0:47:530:47:59

Not exactly gone to town on the Spanish theme, have they?

0:47:590:48:03

Ah, right, Bananarama now in their discount sportswear with Fun Boy Three.

0:48:030:48:07

Lead singer Terry Hall's hair modelled on a chimney sweep's brush, by the way.

0:48:070:48:12

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:48:120:48:15

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:48:150:48:17

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:48:170:48:20

# That's what gets results

0:48:200:48:22

# It ain't what you do it's the time that you do it

0:48:220:48:25

It ain't what you do it's the time that you do it

0:48:250:48:28

# It ain't what you do it's the time that you do it

0:48:280:48:30

# And that's what gets results

0:48:300:48:32

-# You can try hard

-Aah-ahh-ah

0:48:320:48:36

-# Don't mean a thing

-Aah-ahh-ah

0:48:360:48:38

-# Take it easy

-Aah-ahh-ah

0:48:380:48:41

# Then your jive will swing

0:48:410:48:44

# It ain't what you do it's the place that you do it

0:48:440:48:46

# It ain't what you do it's the place that you do it

0:48:460:48:49

# It ain't what you do it's the place that you do it

0:48:490:48:52

# And that's what gets results

0:48:520:48:54

# Do do do do-do do-do do do dooo

0:48:540:48:56

# Do do do do-do do-do do do dooo

0:48:560:48:58

# Do do do do-do do-do do do dooo

0:48:580:49:02

# Do do do do-do do-do do do dooo Aaah

0:49:020:49:05

# Do do do do-do do-do do do dooo Aaah

0:49:050:49:08

# Do do do do-do do-do do do dooo

0:49:080:49:10

# Do do do do-do do-do do do dooo Ooooh aaah

0:49:100:49:13

# Do do do do-do do-do do do dooo Ooooh aaah

0:49:130:49:16

# Do do do do-do do-do do do dooo Ooooh aaah

0:49:160:49:20

# Do do do do-do do-do do do dooo Ooooh aaah

0:49:200:49:23

# Do do do do-do do-do do do dooo Ooooh aaah

0:49:230:49:26

# I thought I was smart but I soon found out

0:49:260:49:29

# I didn't know what life was all about

0:49:290:49:32

# But then I learnt I must confess

0:49:320:49:35

# That life is like a game of chess

0:49:350:49:37

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:49:370:49:40

# It ain't what you do it's the time that you do it

0:49:400:49:42

# It ain't what you do it's the place that you do it

0:49:420:49:45

# And that's what gets results

0:49:450:49:47

# You can try hard

0:49:470:49:49

# Don't mean a thing

0:49:490:49:53

# Take it easy

0:49:530:49:56

# Then your jive will swing

0:49:560:49:58

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:49:580:50:01

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:50:010:50:04

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:50:040:50:07

# And that's what gets results

0:50:070:50:09

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:50:090:50:12

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:50:120:50:14

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:50:140:50:17

# And that's what gets results. #

0:50:170:50:18

The Fun Boy Three with three fun girls in tow.

0:50:180:50:21

Belinda Carlisle now - Heaven Is A Place On Earth as anyone

0:50:210:50:25

who's been to Doncaster will gladly testify.

0:50:250:50:28

# When the night falls down

0:50:280:50:31

# I wait for you and you come around

0:50:310:50:35

# And the world's alive

0:50:350:50:39

# with the sound of kids on the street outside

0:50:390:50:43

# When you walk into the room

0:50:430:50:48

# You pull me close and we start to move

0:50:480:50:51

# And we're spinning with the stars above

0:50:510:50:55

# And you lift me up in a wave of love

0:50:550:50:59

# Ooh, baby do you know what that's worth?

0:50:590:51:02

# Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth

0:51:020:51:07

# They say in heaven love comes first

0:51:070:51:10

# We'll make heaven a place on Earth

0:51:100:51:14

# Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth

0:51:140:51:19

# When I feel alone I reach for you

0:51:210:51:26

# And you bring me home

0:51:260:51:29

# When I'm lost at sea

0:51:290:51:32

# I hear your voice and it carries me

0:51:320:51:37

# In this world we're just beginning

0:51:370:51:41

# To understand the miracle of living

0:51:410:51:45

# Baby, I was afraid before

0:51:450:51:49

# I'm not afraid any more

0:51:490:51:53

# Ooh, baby do you know what that's worth?

0:51:530:51:56

# Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth

0:51:560:52:00

# They say in heaven love comes first

0:52:000:52:04

# We'll make heaven a place on Earth

0:52:040:52:08

# Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth

0:52:080:52:14

# Heaven...

0:52:230:52:27

# Heaven...

0:52:310:52:34

# Heaven...

0:52:390:52:42

# In this world we're just beginning

0:52:420:52:47

# To understand the miracle of living

0:52:470:52:50

# Baby, I was afraid before

0:52:500:52:54

# I'm not afraid any more

0:52:540:52:58

# Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth?

0:53:130:53:17

# Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth

0:53:170:53:20

# They say in heaven love comes first

0:53:200:53:24

# We'll make heaven a place on Earth

0:53:240:53:28

# Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth

0:53:280:53:32

# Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth. #

0:53:320:53:36

OK, Chicory Tip now who all seem to have opted for grey crimpoline slacks.

0:53:360:53:39

Nice(!) And the leader singer's hairdo?

0:53:390:53:41

Yes, that was known as a feather cut on accont of its resemblance

0:53:410:53:44

to a feather duster. Tattiflarious, Missus.

0:53:440:53:47

# Mama said to me we gotta have your life run right

0:53:550:54:00

# Off you got to school where you can learn the rules they write

0:54:020:54:07

# Be just like your dad Follow in the same tradition

0:54:100:54:15

# Never go astray and stay an honest lovin' son

0:54:170:54:23

# Son of my father

0:54:240:54:28

# Moulded, I was folded I was preform-packed

0:54:280:54:31

# Son of my father

0:54:310:54:35

# Commanded, I was branded in a plastic vac'

0:54:350:54:39

# Surrounded and confounded by statistic facts

0:54:390:54:43

# Tried to let me in but I jumped out of my skin in time

0:55:290:55:34

# I saw through the lies and read the alibi signs

0:55:370:55:41

# So I left my home I'm really on my own at last

0:55:440:55:49

# Left the trodden path and separated from the past

0:55:510:55:56

# Son of my father

0:55:580:56:02

# Changing, rearranging into someone new

0:56:020:56:05

# Son of my father

0:56:050:56:07

# Collecting and selecting independent views

0:56:070:56:12

# Knowing and I'm showing that a change is due

0:56:120:56:16

# Son of my father

0:56:180:56:22

# Moulded, I was folded I was preform-packed

0:56:220:56:25

# Son of my father

0:56:250:56:29

# Commanded, I was branded in a plastic vac'. #

0:56:290:56:33

OK, nearly now there, just Black Box to finish off with and what a day at Argos that was.

0:56:330:56:37

The lads got new keyboards and persuaded the assistant manageress

0:56:370:56:40

to join the band, bringing some much needed glamour to the table. See you next time.

0:56:400:56:45

# Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho

0:56:510:56:55

# Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho

0:56:550:56:58

# You're such a, you're such a

0:57:030:57:05

# You're such a, you're such a

0:57:050:57:08

# Hot temptation

0:57:080:57:09

# You just walk right in

0:57:090:57:12

# Walk, walk, walk right in and

0:57:120:57:15

# Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho

0:57:150:57:17

# Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho

0:57:170:57:22

# Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho

0:57:220:57:25

# Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho

0:57:250:57:28

# Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho

0:57:280:57:31

# Gonna get up, gonna get up gonna get up

0:57:310:57:33

# Thank, thank, thank you, baby

0:57:330:57:35

# Gonna get up, gonna get up gonna get up

0:57:350:57:37

# Just don't move

0:57:370:57:38

# Gonna get up, gonna get up gonna get up

0:57:380:57:41

# Thank, thank, thank you, baby

0:57:410:57:43

# Gonna get up, gonna get up gonna get up

0:57:430:57:45

# Walk right in and Cos you ride on time

0:57:450:57:49

# Cos you ride on time Ride on time

0:57:510:57:55

# Cos you ride on time

0:57:550:57:57

# Cos you ride on time

0:57:570:58:00

# Cos you ride on time

0:58:000:58:03

# Let me tell you, let me tell you

0:58:030:58:07

# What you do What you do, what you do to me

0:58:070:58:09

# You're such a hot temptation You just walk right in

0:58:140:58:17

# Walk, walk, walk right in and

0:58:170:58:19

# Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho

0:58:190:58:23

# Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho

0:58:230:58:27

# Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho

0:58:270:58:30

# Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho

0:58:300:58:35

# Gonna get up, gonna get up, gonna get up

0:58:350:58:37

# Thank, thank, thank you, baby

0:58:370:58:39

# Gonna get up, gonna get up gonna get up

0:58:390:58:41

# Yeah, don't move

0:58:410:58:43

# Gonna get up, gonna get up, gonna get up

0:58:430:58:45

# Thank, thank, thank you baby... #

0:58:450:58:48

Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:58:490:58:52

Download Subtitles

SRT

ASS