28/05/2012 TOTP2


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Greetings pop-pickers, Mark Radcliffe here

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with more musical shubunkins circling the goldfish bowl of pop.

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The Darkness, to kick things off, and who says old footballers have

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trouble finding work after they've left the game?

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That is Bruce Grobbelaar on bass, right?

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# Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel

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# My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel

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# Touching you, touching me

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# Touching you God, you're touching me

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# I believe in a thing called love

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# Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

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# There's a chance we could make it now

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# We'll be rocking till the sun goes down

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# I believe in a thing called love

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# Ooh! #

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Huh!

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# I wanna kiss you every minute every hour, every day

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# You got me in a spin but everything is A-OK

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# Touching you, touching me

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# Touching you God, you're touching me

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# I believe in a thing called love

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# Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

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# There's a chance we could make it now

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# We'll be rocking till the sun goes down

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# I believe in a thing called love

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# Ooh! # Guitar!

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# Touching you, touching me

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# Touching you God, you're touching me... #

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Hands in the air, TOTP!

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# I believe in a thing called love

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# Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

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# There's a chance we could make it now

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# We'll be rocking till the sun goes down

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# I believe in a thing called love

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# Ooh! #

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And Justin's trousers came free in a special offer

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with multipacks of Signal toothpaste, if you were wondering. You weren't?

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OK, we'll move on.

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And you can take your hands in the air down now, TOTP,

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for a bit of lovers' rock from Boy George,

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and it looks like he's got the local artisan decorators in.

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# I have danced inside your eyes

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# How can I be real?

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# Do you really want to hurt me?

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# Do you really want to make me cry?

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# Precious kisses

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# Words that burn me

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# Lovers never ask you why

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# In my heart

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# The fire's burning

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# Choose my colour

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# Find a star

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# Precious people always tell me

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# That's a step

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# A step too far

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# Do you really want to hurt me?

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# Do you really want to make me cry?

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# Do you really want to hurt me?

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# Do you really want to make me cry?

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# Words are few

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# I have spoken

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# I could waste a thousand years

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# Wrapped in sorrow

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# Words are token

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# Come inside and catch my tears

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# You've been talking but believe me

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# If it's true

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# You do not know

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# This boy loves without a reason

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# I'm prepared to let you go

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# If it's love you want from me

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# Then take it away

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# Everything is not what you see

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# It's over again

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# Do you really want to hurt me?

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# Do you really want to make me cry?

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# Do you really want to hurt me?

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# Do you really want to make me cry? #

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Reward-card points at the Boots make-up counter accumulating,

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Boy George and Culture Club.

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Do you know I was once in a very poor tribute act

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to this next lot called 2-Untalented. Mind you....

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# No no, no no

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# No no, no no

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# No no, no no

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# There's no limit

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# No no, no no

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# No no, no no

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# No no, no no

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# There's no limit

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# No, no limits We'll reach for the sky

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# No valley to deep

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# No mountain too high

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# No, no limits Won't give up the fight

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# We do what we want and we do it with pride

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# Everybody

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-# Let me hear ya say yeah

-Yeah!

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# No no, no no

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# No no, no no

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# No no, no no

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# Techno, techno, techno, techno

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# No no, no no

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# No no, no no

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# No no, no no

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# Come on Techno, techno, techno, techno

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# No no, no no

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# No no, no no

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# No no, no no

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# There's no limit

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# No no, no no

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# No no, no no

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# No no, no no

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# There's no limit

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# No, no limits We'll reach for the sky

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# No valley to deep

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# No mountain too high

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# No, no limits Won't give up the fight

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# We do what we want and we do it with pride

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# No, no limits We'll reach for the sky

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# No valley to deep

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# No mountain too high

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# No, no limits Won't give up the fight

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# We do what we want and we do it with pride... #

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The honeyed voice of Chrissie Hynde now. So cool

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she's had the same haircut her whole career, like Sinead O'Connor

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and, erm, Duncan Goodhew.

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# I got brass in pocket

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# Got bottle, I'm gonna use it

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# Intention

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# I feel inventive

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# Gonna make you, make you make you notice

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# Got motion, restrained emotion

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# I been driving, Detroit-leaning

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# No reason, just seems so pleasing

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# Gonna make you, make you make you notice

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# Gonna use my arms

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# Gonna use my legs

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# Gonna use my style

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# Gonna use my side-step

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# Gonna use my fingers

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# Gonna use my, my my imagination, oh

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# Cos I going make you see

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# There's nobody else here

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# No-one like me

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-# I'm special

-Special

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-# So special

-Special

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# I got to have some of your attention

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# Give it to me

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# I got rhythm

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# I can't miss a beat

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# I got new skank

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# It's so reet

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# I got something

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# I'm winking at you

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# Gonna make you, make you

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# Make you notice

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# Gonna use my arms

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# Gonna use my legs

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# Gonna use my style

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# Gonna use my side-step

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# Gonna use my fingers

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# Gonna use my, my, my

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# Imagination, oh

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# Cos I gonna make you see

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# There's nobody else here

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# No-one like me

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-# I'm special

-Special

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-# So special

-Special

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# I gotta have some of your attention

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# Give it to me

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# Cos I gonna make you see

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# There's nobody else here

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# No-one like me

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-# I'm special

-Special

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-# So special

-Special

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# I gotta have some of your attention

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# Give it to me

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Chrissie Hynde's hymn to the joys of loose change.

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OK, Deep Purple now. Great drummer Ian Paice,

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but, Ian, I know you're miming, but you could at least pretend properly,

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and guitarist Richie Blackmore, just back from his holidays in Wales

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with a lovely souvenir hat. Suit you, sir.

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# Black night

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# It's not right

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# I don't feel so bright

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# I don't care

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# To sit tight

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# Maybe I'll find on the way down the line

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# That I'm free

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# Free to be me

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# Black night is a long way from home

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# Oh-oh-oh-oh

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# I don't need a dark tree

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# I don't want a rough sea

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# I can't feel

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# I can't see

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# Maybe I'll find on the way down the line

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# That I'm free

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# Free to be me

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# Black night is a long way from home

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# Oh-oh

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# Black night

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# Black night

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# I don't need black night

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# I can't see a dark light

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# Maybe I'll find on the way down the line

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# That I'm free

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# Free to be me

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# Black night is a long way from home

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# Oh-oh-oh-oh. #

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Right, this next lot are a playful bunch.

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Look at the singer's guitar. Back to front - wacky!

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OK, Morrissey's signed it, big deal. And the bassist -

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far too pleased with himself, if you ask me. Good song, though.

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# I'm nobody's wife

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# And I'm nobody's baby

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# I like it that way, but then again

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# Maybe

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# And I'm nobody's Valentine and I'm nobody's pearl

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# When you get right down to it I always seem to find

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# Just some girl

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# Singing there are monsters There are angels

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# There's a peacefulness and a rage inside us all

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# There is sugar and there is salt

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# There is ice and there is fire in every single heart

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# There are monsters There are angels

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# I'm nobody's promise and I'm nobody's chore

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# And I ain't got nobody that I feel I gotta

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# Live for

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# Nobody to live for

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# And I'm nobody's work and I'm nobody's company

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# And every time I turn around I always seem to find

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# Just me

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# Ooh-ooh-ooh

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# Singing there are monsters There are angels

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# There's a peacefulness and a rage inside us all

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# There is sugar and there is salt

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# There is ice and there is fire in every single heart

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# There are monsters

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# There are angels

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# I'm nobody's wife

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# And I'm nobody's baby

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# I like it that way, but then again

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# Maybe

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# Then again maybe

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# And I'm nobody's Valentine and I'm nobody's pearl

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# When you get right down to it I always seem to find

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# Just some girl

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# Some girl

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# Singing there are monsters There are angels

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# There's a peacefulness and a rage inside us all

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# There is sugar and there is salt

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# There is ice and there is fire... #

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Yes, trainspotters, that was Woody from Madness on the drums.

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What do you want, a badge?

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Now here's Bonnie Tyler in her motorbiking clothes.

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Never needed a helmet -

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there's enough lacquer in that hair to cushion her against any impact.

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# Every now and then I get a little bit lonely

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# And you're never coming round

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# Turn around

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# Every now and then I get a little bit tired

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# Of listening to the sound of my tears

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# Turn around

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# Every now and then I get a little bit nervous

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# That the best of all the years have gone by

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# Turn around

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# Every now and then I get a little bit terrified

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# And then I see the look in your eyes

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# Turn around, bright eyes

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# Every now and then I fall apart

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# Turn around, bright eyes

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# Every now and then I fall apart

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# And I need you now tonight

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# And I need you more than ever

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# And if you only hold me tight

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# We'll be holding on forever

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# And we'll only be making it right

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# Cos we'll never be wrong

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# Together we can take it to the end of the line

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# Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time

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# All of the time

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# I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark

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# We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks

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# I really need you tonight

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# Forever's gonna start tonight

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# Forever's gonna start tonight

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# Once upon a time I was falling in love

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# But now I'm only falling apart

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# There's nothing I can do

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# A total eclipse of the heart

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# Once upon a time there was light in my life

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# But now there's only love in the dark

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# Nothing I can say

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# A total eclipse of the heart

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# Turn around, bright eyes

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# Every now and then I fall apart

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# Turn around, bright eyes

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# Every now and then I fall apart

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# And I need you now tonight

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# And I need you

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# And I need you more than ever

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# And if you only hold me tight

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# If you only

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# We'll be holding on forever

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# And we'll only be making it right

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# And we'll only

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# Cos we'll never be wrong

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# Together we can take it to the end of the line

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# Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time

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# All of the time

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# I don't know what to do

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# I'm always in the dark

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# We're living in a powder keg

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# And giving off sparks

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# I really need you tonight

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# Forever's gonna start tonight

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# Forever's gonna start tonight

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# Once upon a time I was falling in love

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# But now I'm only falling apart

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# Nothing I can say

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# A total eclipse of the heart

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# A total eclipse of the heart

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# A total eclipse of the heart. #

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A classic number one from the reliably under-choreographed Human League next

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and poor Jo Callis on the synth in the middle.

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His first close-up and he's wiping a bogey off his nose. Bad luck, eh?

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# You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

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# When I met you

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# I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around

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# Turned you into someone new

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# Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet

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# Success has been so easy for you

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# But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now

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# And I can put you back down too

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# Don't

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# Don't you want me?

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# You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me

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# Don't

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# Don't you want me?

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# You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me

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# It's much too late to find

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# You think you've changed your mind

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# You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry

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# Don't you want me, baby?

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# Don't you want me? O-o-oh!

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# Don't you want me, baby?

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# Don't you want me? O-o-oh!

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# I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

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# That much is true

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# But even then, I knew I'd find a much better place

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# Either with or without you

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# The five years we have had have been such good times

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# I still love you

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# But now, I think it's time I lived my life on my own

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# I guess it's just what I must do

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# Don't

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# Don't you want me?

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# You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me

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# Don't

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# Don't you want me?

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# You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me

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# It's much too late to find

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# You think you've changed your mind

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# You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry

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# Don't you want me, baby?

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# Don't you want me? O-o-oh!

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# Don't you want me, baby?

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# Don't you want me? O-o-oh! #

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AUDIENCE CLAP IN TIME

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# Don't you want me, baby?

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# Don't you want me? O-o-oh!

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# Don't you want me, baby?

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# Don't you want me? O-o-oh!

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# Don't you want me, baby? #

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New biopic of Bob Marley just out,

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so here he is with the Wailers and backing singers the I Threes.

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Hang on. Erm...

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with The Wailers and the I Twos.

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# Don't rock my boat

0:25:210:25:24

# Oh, please, don't you rock

0:25:240:25:27

# My boat

0:25:270:25:29

# Don't rock my boat

0:25:290:25:31

# Cos I don't want my boat

0:25:310:25:35

# To be rocking

0:25:350:25:37

# Don't rock my boat

0:25:370:25:38

# I'm telling you that, oh

0:25:380:25:41

# Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

0:25:410:25:44

# And then I like it like-a this

0:25:460:25:48

# I like it like-a this

0:25:480:25:50

# I like it like-a this

0:25:500:25:52

# And you should know

0:25:530:25:57

# Yes, you should know by now

0:25:570:25:59

# That I like it like-a this

0:26:010:26:03

# I like it like-a this

0:26:030:26:05

# I like it like-a this

0:26:050:26:07

-# I like it like this

-Ooh, yeah

0:26:070:26:09

-# Satisfy my soul

-You satisfy my soul

0:26:110:26:14

# Satisfy my soul

0:26:140:26:16

-# Satisfy my soul

-You satisfy my soul

0:26:180:26:22

# Satisfy my soul

0:26:220:26:24

# To every little action

0:26:240:26:25

# Satisfy my soul

0:26:250:26:27

# There's a reaction

0:26:270:26:29

# Satisfy my soul

0:26:290:26:31

# Oh, can't you see

0:26:310:26:33

# What you've done for me?

0:26:330:26:36

# I'm happy inside

0:26:380:26:41

# All, all of the time

0:26:410:26:44

# I tell you that

0:26:460:26:47

# When we bend a new corner

0:26:490:26:54

# I feel like a

0:26:560:26:58

# Sweepstake winner

0:26:580:27:01

# When I meet you around the corner

0:27:030:27:07

# Around that corner

0:27:070:27:09

# You make me feel like

0:27:090:27:12

-# A sweepstake winner

-Sweepstake winner

0:27:120:27:16

# Whoa, child

0:27:160:27:18

# Can't you see?

0:27:180:27:19

# You must believe me

0:27:220:27:24

# Oh, darling, darling

0:27:260:27:28

# I'm calling, calling

0:27:290:27:32

# Can't you see?

0:27:330:27:35

# Girl, won't you believe me?

0:27:360:27:39

# Oh, darling, darling... #

0:27:400:27:42

Very attentive to the guitar there.

0:27:420:27:45

The chords didn't look that tricky to me.

0:27:450:27:47

Now, this, like something from a Tim Burton film,

0:27:470:27:50

I find vaguely disturbing.

0:27:500:27:51

And either this is a Christmas Top Of The Pops

0:27:510:27:54

or they've got very bad dandruff - even the bald one.

0:27:540:27:56

# Looking from a window above

0:27:560:27:59

# It's like a story of love

0:27:590:28:01

# Can you hear me?

0:28:030:28:06

# Came back only yesterday

0:28:060:28:09

# Moving further away

0:28:090:28:11

# Want you near me

0:28:130:28:15

# All I needed was the love you gave

0:28:150:28:20

# All I needed for another day

0:28:210:28:25

# And all I ever knew

0:28:250:28:29

# Only you

0:28:290:28:31

# Dum, dum-dum-dum

0:28:310:28:33

# Dum, dum-dum-dum

0:28:330:28:35

# Sometimes when I think of your name

0:28:350:28:38

# And it's only a game

0:28:380:28:40

# And I need you

0:28:420:28:45

# Listening to the words that you say

0:28:450:28:48

# It's getting harder to stay

0:28:480:28:50

# When I see you

0:28:510:28:54

# All I needed was the love you gave

0:28:550:29:00

# All I needed for another day

0:29:000:29:04

# And all I ever knew

0:29:040:29:08

# Only you

0:29:080:29:10

# Dum, dum-dum

0:29:100:29:11

# Dum, dum-dum

0:29:110:29:14

# Ba-da, ba-da

0:29:140:29:16

# Ba-da-da-da

0:29:160:29:19

# Ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da

0:29:190:29:21

# Ba-da-da-da

0:29:210:29:23

# Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da, ba-da

0:29:240:29:26

# Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

0:29:260:29:28

# Ba-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da

0:29:280:29:31

# Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

0:29:310:29:34

# All I needed was the love you gave

0:29:340:29:37

# All I needed for another day

0:29:390:29:42

# And all I ever knew

0:29:420:29:46

# Only you

0:29:470:29:48

# Dum, dum-dum

0:29:480:29:50

# Dum, dum-dum

0:29:500:29:53

# This is going to take a long time

0:29:530:29:56

# And I wonder what's mine

0:29:560:29:58

# Can't take no more

0:29:590:30:02

# Wonder if you'll understand

0:30:020:30:05

# It's just the touch of your hand

0:30:050:30:08

# Behind a closed door

0:30:080:30:13

# All I needed was the love you gave

0:30:130:30:17

# All I needed for another day

0:30:170:30:21

# And all I ever knew

0:30:210:30:26

# Only you

0:30:260:30:27

# Dum, dum-dum

0:30:270:30:29

# Dum, dum-dum

0:30:290:30:31

# Ba-da-da-da

0:30:310:30:34

# Ba-da-da-da

0:30:340:30:36

# Ba-da-da-da

0:30:360:30:38

# Ba-da-da-da

0:30:380:30:40

# Ba-da-da-da... #

0:30:400:30:42

Rubbish snowmen! Where were the sticks for arms?

0:30:420:30:45

And more curious costume issues here. It's Melba Moore,

0:30:450:30:48

and you can see her bra through that shirt! Stage lighting, you see.

0:30:480:30:51

It looked all right in the changing rooms at Top Shop.

0:30:510:30:55

# Love's comin' at ya

0:30:590:31:01

# My love's comin' at ya

0:31:010:31:03

# Love's comin' at ya

0:31:070:31:09

# My love's comin' at ya

0:31:090:31:12

# I couldn't get over

0:31:160:31:19

# The first time I saw your face

0:31:190:31:23

# I knew I had to have you

0:31:240:31:27

# My heart said, "There is no time to wait,"

0:31:270:31:32

# I want your love

0:31:330:31:35

# Won't ya

0:31:350:31:37

# Give it to me, baby?

0:31:370:31:41

# I need your love

0:31:410:31:44

# Every day I've got to have it

0:31:450:31:49

# Love's comin' at ya

0:31:490:31:51

# My love's comin' at ya

0:31:510:31:53

# Straight on and full speed ahead

0:31:530:31:56

# Love's comin' at ya

0:31:580:31:59

# My love's comin' at ya

0:31:590:32:01

# Gonna make you mine, all mine

0:32:010:32:06

# I keep anticipating

0:32:070:32:10

# The nights we'll make sweet, sweet love

0:32:100:32:13

# Oh, can't stand the waiting

0:32:150:32:17

# I have to go

0:32:170:32:19

# With what I'm dreaming of

0:32:190:32:22

# Look out for me

0:32:240:32:26

# Cos I'm

0:32:260:32:28

# Headed for you, baby

0:32:280:32:31

# I

0:32:310:32:33

# I aim to please

0:32:330:32:34

# Day or night

0:32:350:32:37

# Getting ready, honey

0:32:370:32:40

# Love's comin' at ya

0:32:400:32:41

# My love's comin' at ya

0:32:410:32:44

# Straight on and full speed ahead

0:32:440:32:48

# Love's comin' at ya

0:32:480:32:50

# My love

0:32:500:32:52

# Gonna make you mine, all mine, yeah

0:32:520:32:57

# Love's comin' at ya

0:32:570:32:58

# My love's comin' at ya

0:32:580:33:00

# Mmm, it's comin' at ya

0:33:000:33:02

# Full speed ahead, yeah

0:33:020:33:05

# Love's comin' at ya

0:33:050:33:07

# Said it's coming at you, baby

0:33:070:33:10

# Yeah, all mine

0:33:100:33:13

# All mine, yeah... #

0:33:130:33:15

AUDIENCE CHEERS AND WHOOPS

0:33:180:33:20

# Love's comin' at ya

0:33:380:33:40

# My love's comin' at ya

0:33:400:33:43

# Straight on and full speed ahead

0:33:430:33:47

# Love's comin' at ya

0:33:470:33:49

# My love

0:33:490:33:51

# Gonna make you mine, all mine, yeah

0:33:510:33:55

# Love's comin' at ya

0:33:550:33:57

# My love's comin' at ya

0:33:570:33:59

# Mmm, it's comin' at ya

0:33:590:34:01

# Full speed ahead, yeah... #

0:34:010:34:04

OK. We've more hair than even Deep Purple next.

0:34:040:34:07

But look, Lenny, how many times do I have to tell you,

0:34:070:34:10

I don't go your way and I'm picking up the kids?

0:34:100:34:13

Just get the bus and stop bothering me.

0:34:130:34:16

# I was born

0:34:160:34:18

# Long ago

0:34:180:34:20

# I am the chosen, I'm the one

0:34:200:34:22

# I have come to save the day

0:34:240:34:27

# And I won't leave until I'm done

0:34:270:34:30

# So that's why

0:34:310:34:33

# You've got to try

0:34:330:34:35

# You've got to breathe and have some fun

0:34:350:34:37

# Though I'm not paid

0:34:380:34:40

# I play this game

0:34:400:34:42

# And I won't stop until I'm done

0:34:420:34:45

# But what I really want to know is

0:34:460:34:50

# Are you gonna go my way?

0:34:500:34:52

# And I got to, got to know Yeah... #

0:34:530:34:57

AUDIENCE SCREAMS

0:35:020:35:07

# I don't know why

0:35:120:35:14

# We always cry

0:35:140:35:16

# This we must leave and get undone

0:35:160:35:18

# We must engage

0:35:200:35:21

# And rearrange

0:35:210:35:23

# And turn this planet back to one

0:35:230:35:25

# So tell me why

0:35:270:35:29

# We got to die

0:35:290:35:31

# And kill each other one by one

0:35:310:35:34

# We've got to hug

0:35:340:35:36

# And rub-a-dub

0:35:360:35:38

# We got to dance and be in love

0:35:380:35:40

# But what I really want to know is

0:35:420:35:46

# Are you gonna go my way?

0:35:460:35:47

# And I got to, got to know... #

0:35:490:35:55

Ah, little dove.

0:36:030:36:06

The fragrant Vanessa Paradis now, and perhaps the sweetest song

0:36:380:36:41

ever dedicated to a minicab driver.

0:36:410:36:43

And well done, the sax players,

0:36:430:36:45

sticking religiously to their prescribed moves

0:36:450:36:48

despite being under a faulty air-conditioning unit.

0:36:480:36:51

# Joe le taxi y vas pas partout

0:36:510:36:54

# Y marche pas au soda

0:36:550:36:58

# Son saxo jaune

0:37:000:37:03

# Connait toutes les rues par coeur

0:37:050:37:08

# Tous les p'tits bars

0:37:080:37:10

# Tous les coins noirs

0:37:130:37:15

# Et la Seine

0:37:160:37:19

# Et ses ponts qui brillent

0:37:210:37:24

# Dans sa caisse

0:37:240:37:26

# La musique a Joe

0:37:290:37:31

# C'est la rumba

0:37:320:37:34

# Le vieux rock au mambo

0:37:370:37:40

# Joe le taxi

0:37:440:37:46

# C'est sa vie

0:37:460:37:47

# Le rhum au mambo

0:37:470:37:49

# Embouteillage

0:37:490:37:51

# Il est comme ca

0:37:510:37:54

# Le rhum au mambo

0:37:560:37:58

# Joe

0:37:590:38:01

# Joe, Joe

0:38:010:38:04

# Dans sa caisse

0:38:040:38:05

# Cha-cha-cha

0:38:070:38:08

# La musique a Joe resonne

0:38:080:38:12

# C'est la rumba

0:38:120:38:13

# Cha-cha-cha

0:38:150:38:16

# Le vieux rock au mambo bidon

0:38:160:38:19

# Vas-y, Joe

0:38:200:38:22

# Vas-y, Joe

0:38:240:38:26

# Vas-y fonce

0:38:280:38:30

# Dans la nuit vers l'amazone

0:38:320:38:35

# Cha-cha-cha

0:38:350:38:37

# Joe le taxi

0:38:370:38:39

# Et Xavier Cugat

0:38:400:38:42

# Joe le taxi

0:38:440:38:46

# Et Yma Sumac

0:38:480:38:51

# Joe

0:38:520:38:54

# Joe

0:38:540:38:57

# Joe, Joe

0:38:570:38:59

# Joe le taxi

0:39:170:39:20

# C'est sa vie

0:39:200:39:21

# Le rhum au mambo

0:39:210:39:23

# Embouteillage

0:39:230:39:25

# Joe le taxi

0:39:250:39:27

# Et les Mariachis

0:39:290:39:31

# Joe le taxi

0:39:330:39:36

# Cha-cha-cha

0:39:360:39:37

# Et le cha-cha-chi

0:39:370:39:40

# Cha-cha-cha

0:39:400:39:41

# Joe le taxi

0:39:410:39:43

# Cha-cha-cha

0:39:430:39:44

# Et le cha-cha-chi

0:39:440:39:48

# Cha-cha-cha

0:39:480:39:49

# Vas-y, Joe. #

0:39:490:39:50

And then she got off with Johnny Depp. Anniversary time now.

0:39:520:39:55

30 years since the Quo became the first contemporary band

0:39:550:39:58

to perform a Prince's Trust concert. And oh, dear -

0:39:580:40:01

bassist Alan and drummer John forgot their shirts again.

0:40:010:40:04

"They'll have to go, Francis."

0:40:040:40:06

"Leave it to me, Rick. Leave it to me."

0:40:060:40:08

# Get down, deeper and down

0:40:080:40:10

# Down down, deeper and down

0:40:100:40:13

# Down down, deeper and down

0:40:130:40:15

# Get down, deeper and down

0:40:150:40:18

# I want all the world to see

0:40:180:40:22

# To see you're laughing

0:40:240:40:26

# And you're laughing at me

0:40:260:40:28

# I can take it all from you

0:40:280:40:33

# Again, again, again, again

0:40:330:40:36

# Again, again, again

0:40:360:40:38

# Deeper and down

0:40:380:40:40

# Down down, deeper and down

0:40:400:40:42

# Down down, deeper and down

0:40:420:40:45

# Down down, deeper and down

0:40:450:40:47

# Get down, deeper and down

0:40:470:40:50

# I have all the ways, you see

0:41:010:41:06

# To keep you guessing

0:41:060:41:08

# Stop your messing with me

0:41:080:41:11

# You'll be back to find your way

0:41:110:41:16

# Again, again, again, again

0:41:160:41:19

# Again, again, again, again Deeper and down

0:41:190:41:22

# Down down, deeper and down

0:41:220:41:25

# Down down, deeper and down

0:41:250:41:27

# Down down, deeper and down

0:41:270:41:30

# Get down

0:41:300:41:31

# Get down, deeper and down

0:41:570:42:00

# Down down, deeper and down

0:42:000:42:02

# Down down, deeper and down

0:42:020:42:04

# Get down, deeper and down

0:42:040:42:07

# I have found you out, you see

0:42:070:42:12

# I know what you're doing

0:42:120:42:15

# What you're doing to me

0:42:150:42:18

# I'll keep on and say to you

0:42:180:42:23

# Again, again, again, again

0:42:230:42:25

# Again, again, again, again

0:42:250:42:27

# Deeper and down

0:42:270:42:28

# Down down, deeper and down

0:42:280:42:31

# Down down, deeper and down

0:42:310:42:33

# Down down, deeper and down

0:42:330:42:36

# Get down. #

0:42:360:42:38

Something newer now.

0:42:450:42:47

This is Devonian singer-songwriter Ben Howard,

0:42:470:42:49

bigger in Europe than he is here, but we think that's about to change.

0:42:490:42:53

We're only guessing, mind. It's not like we've done a scientific survey.

0:42:530:42:57

# Oh oh oh oh

0:42:570:42:59

# Oh oh oh oh

0:42:590:43:00

# Oh oh, ooh-oh

0:43:000:43:02

# Oh oh, ooh-oh

0:43:020:43:05

# Falling from high places

0:43:050:43:07

# Falling through lost spaces

0:43:070:43:09

# Now that were lonely

0:43:090:43:11

# Now that there's nowhere to go

0:43:110:43:13

# Watching from both sides

0:43:130:43:15

# These clock towers burning up

0:43:150:43:17

# I lost my time here

0:43:170:43:18

# I lost my patience with it all

0:43:180:43:21

# Mmm

0:43:240:43:26

# And we lost faith

0:43:290:43:31

# In the arms of love

0:43:310:43:33

# Oh, where you been hiding lately?

0:43:410:43:43

# Where you been hiding from the news?

0:43:430:43:46

# Oh, hiding lately Hiding from the news

0:43:460:43:49

# Ah, cos we've been fighting lately

0:43:490:43:51

# We've been fighting with the wolves

0:43:510:43:54

# Fighting lately

0:43:540:43:55

# Fighting with the wolves

0:43:550:43:57

# Ooh

0:43:570:44:01

# With the wolves

0:44:010:44:02

# Ooh

0:44:050:44:09

# With the wolves

0:44:090:44:10

# Red tongues and hands

0:44:120:44:15

# We're falling from high places

0:44:210:44:23

# Falling through lost spaces

0:44:230:44:25

# Now that we're lonely

0:44:250:44:27

# Now that we're so far from home

0:44:270:44:29

# Watching from both sides These towers been tumbling down

0:44:290:44:33

# I lost my mind here

0:44:330:44:35

# I lost my patience with the Lord

0:44:350:44:39

# Oh, with the Lord

0:44:400:44:43

# And we lost faith

0:44:450:44:47

# In the arms of love

0:44:470:44:49

# Oh, love, love, love

0:44:530:44:55

# Oh, where you been hiding lately?

0:44:570:44:59

# Where you been hiding from the news?

0:44:590:45:02

# Oh, hiding lately

0:45:020:45:04

# Hiding from the news

0:45:040:45:06

# Cos we've been fighting lately

0:45:060:45:08

# We've been fighting with the wolves

0:45:080:45:10

# Oh, fighting lately

0:45:100:45:12

# Fighting with the wolves

0:45:120:45:14

# Oh

0:45:140:45:15

# Oh oh oh oh

0:45:150:45:16

# With the wolves

0:45:160:45:19

# O-oh o-oh

0:45:190:45:20

# O-oh o-oh

0:45:200:45:21

# Oh

0:45:210:45:25

# With the wolves

0:45:250:45:27

# O-oh o-oh

0:45:270:45:28

# Red tongues and hands

0:45:280:45:31

# Red tongues and hands

0:45:310:45:34

# Oh oh oh oh oh oh

0:45:380:45:40

# Oh oh oh oh oh oh

0:45:400:45:42

# Oh oh ooh-oh

0:45:420:45:43

# Oh oh ooh-oh

0:45:430:45:46

# Oh oh oh oh oh-oh

0:45:460:45:48

# Oh oh oh oh oh-oh

0:45:480:45:50

# Oh oh ooh-oh

0:45:500:45:51

# Oh oh ooh-oh

0:45:510:45:54

# We lost faith

0:45:540:45:56

# In the arms of love. #

0:45:560:45:59

Next up, it's Phyllis Nelson,

0:46:010:46:02

who's left a steam iron plugged in backstage by the looks of things.

0:46:020:46:06

Hmm. Can't really see her. We're a bit far away, aren't we?

0:46:060:46:11

Camera 3, I wonder if you could...

0:46:110:46:13

You're ahead of me here, aren't you?

0:46:130:46:15

SPOKEN: Hey, baby, you go your way...

0:46:150:46:17

..and I'll go mine

0:46:190:46:21

But in the meantime...

0:46:230:46:25

# When we're together

0:46:260:46:30

# Touching each other

0:46:320:46:35

# And our bodies

0:46:380:46:43

# Do what we feel

0:46:430:46:48

# When we're dancing

0:46:500:46:55

# Smooching and swaying

0:46:550:47:00

# Tender love song softly playing

0:47:020:47:11

# Move closer

0:47:110:47:16

# Move your body real close

0:47:190:47:22

# Until we...

0:47:220:47:25

# Feel like we're really making love

0:47:250:47:33

# Ooh, move closer

0:47:350:47:40

# Move your body real close

0:47:420:47:45

# Until we

0:47:450:47:49

# Feel like we're really making love

0:47:490:47:55

# So when I say "Sugar"

0:48:000:48:06

# And I whisper "I love you"

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# Well, I know you're going to answer in the sweetest voice

0:48:110:48:16

# Saying, "My pretty lady

0:48:160:48:19

# "I love you, too..." Well

0:48:190:48:23

# There's much room for passion Ooh, no, no

0:48:250:48:30

# There's no room for fears

0:48:300:48:34

# When the love flows smoothly between us, baby

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# My dear...

0:48:420:48:47

# Move...

0:48:470:48:53

# Move closer

0:48:530:48:57

# Move your body real close

0:49:000:49:02

# Until we feel like we're really making love

0:49:020:49:12

# Whoa-oh, move closer

0:49:150:49:21

# Move your body real close

0:49:230:49:26

# Until we feel like we're really making love. #

0:49:260:49:36

Now, the BBC is broadcasting a Queen's Diamond Jubilee Concert.

0:49:360:49:39

This was banned during the Silver Jubilee in '77.

0:49:390:49:43

# God save the Queen

0:49:450:49:48

# The fascist regime

0:49:480:49:50

# They made you a moron

0:49:520:49:55

# Potential H-bomb

0:49:550:49:57

# God save the Queen

0:49:580:49:59

# She ain't no human being

0:50:010:50:03

# There is no future

0:50:040:50:08

# In England's dreaming

0:50:080:50:11

# Don't be told what you want

0:50:110:50:14

# Don't be told what you need

0:50:140:50:17

# There's no future, no future

0:50:170:50:20

# No future for you

0:50:200:50:23

# God save the Queen

0:50:230:50:25

# We mean it, man

0:50:260:50:29

# We love our Queen

0:50:300:50:32

# God saves

0:50:320:50:36

# God save the Queen

0:50:360:50:38

# Cos tourists are money

0:50:390:50:43

# And our figurehead

0:50:430:50:45

# Is not what she seems

0:50:460:50:48

# Oh, God save history

0:50:490:50:51

# God save your mad parade

0:50:520:50:56

# Oh, Lord God have mercy

0:50:560:50:59

# All crimes are paid

0:50:590:51:02

# When there's no future how can there be sin?

0:51:020:51:05

# We're the flowers in the dustbin

0:51:050:51:09

# We're the poison in your human machine

0:51:090:51:12

# We're the future, your future

0:51:120:51:15

# God save the Queen

0:51:150:51:18

# We mean it, man

0:51:180:51:20

# We love our Queen

0:51:210:51:24

# God saves

0:51:250:51:28

# God save the Queen

0:51:430:51:46

# We mean it, man

0:51:460:51:48

# There is no future

0:51:480:51:52

# In England's dreaming

0:51:520:51:55

# No future

0:51:550:51:59

# No future

0:51:590:52:02

# No future for you

0:52:020:52:08

# No future

0:52:090:52:12

# No future

0:52:120:52:15

# No future for me

0:52:150:52:21

# No future

0:52:220:52:25

# No future

0:52:250:52:29

# No future for you

0:52:290:52:33

# No future, no future for you. #

0:52:330:52:37

Gladys Knight now, and backing singers The Pips are having a great time

0:52:370:52:40

with their new sports jackets and jaunty dance moves.

0:52:400:52:43

Funny job for three grown men, really.

0:52:430:52:47

# LA proved too much for the man

0:52:470:52:50

# Much for the man He couldn't make it

0:52:500:52:53

# So he's leavin' the life he's come to know

0:52:530:52:58

-# Ooh-ooh

-He said he's goin'

0:52:580:53:03

# Said he's goin' back to find

0:53:030:53:05

-# Going back to find

-Ooh, what's left of his world

0:53:050:53:11

# The world he left behind

0:53:110:53:15

# Not so long ago

0:53:150:53:21

-# He's leaving

-Leaving

0:53:210:53:24

# On that midnight train to Georgia

0:53:240:53:26

-# Leaving on the midnight train

-Yeah, ooh

0:53:260:53:30

-# Said he's goin' back

-Goin' back

0:53:300:53:34

# To a simpler place in time Oh, yes, he is

0:53:340:53:37

# Guess you're gonna be right by his side

0:53:370:53:39

-# And I'll be with him

-I know you will

0:53:390:53:42

# On that midnight train to Georgia

0:53:420:53:45

# Getting on a midnight train to Georgia

0:53:450:53:48

# Yeah

0:53:480:53:50

-# I'd rather live in his world

-Live in his world

0:53:500:53:53

-# Than live without him in mine

-Her world is his

0:53:530:53:59

-# He kept dreamin'

-Dreamin'

0:53:590:54:03

# That someday he'd be a star

0:54:030:54:06

# A superstar, but he didn't get far

0:54:060:54:09

# But he sure found out the hard way that dreams don't always come true

0:54:090:54:14

-# Dreams don't always come true

-Oh no, uh-uh

0:54:140:54:17

# So he pawned all his hopes

0:54:170:54:21

-# And he even sold his old car, yeah

-Ooh ooh ooh ooh

0:54:210:54:27

# Bought a one-way ticket back to the life he once knew

0:54:270:54:33

# Oh yes, he did

0:54:330:54:37

-# Whoa! He's leavin'

-Leavin'

0:54:370:54:39

-# On that midnight train to Georgia

-Leavin' on the midnight train

0:54:390:54:44

# Yeah, ooh, y'all

0:54:440:54:46

-# Said he's goin' back

-Goin' back

0:54:460:54:49

# To a simpler place in time Oh yes, he is

0:54:490:54:52

# Guess you're gonna be right by his side

0:54:520:54:54

# He said he would And I've got to be with him

0:54:540:54:57

-# I know you will

-On that midnight train to Georgia

0:54:570:55:01

# Leaving on a midnight train to Georgia

0:55:010:55:03

-# Woo-woo!

-Yeah, I'd rather live in his world

0:55:030:55:06

-# Live in his world

-Than live without him in mine

0:55:060:55:10

-# Her world is his, his

-Yeah!

0:55:100:55:14

-# For love

-For love gonna board a midnight train

0:55:140:55:18

-# For love

-For love

-Gonna board

0:55:180:55:21

-# She's gonna board

-Gotta board a midnight train

0:55:210:55:24

-# For love

-For love

-Gonna board

0:55:240:55:26

-# She's gonna board

-Uh-huh, the midnight train

0:55:260:55:28

-# My world, his world, our world

-For love, gonna board

0:55:280:55:32

-# My world, his world, our world

-For love, gonna board

0:55:320:55:37

-# I've got to go, I've got to go I've got to go

-For love, gonna board

0:55:370:55:41

# Hey! I've got to go, I've got to go

0:55:410:55:44

-# For love, gonna board

-Woo hoo hoo

0:55:440:55:46

# My world, his world. #

0:55:460:55:48

Right, that's about it, we're nearly out of time - the PIPS are going!

0:55:480:55:52

Ah, a great pre-mobile phone gag for the younger viewers, there.

0:55:520:55:55

We'll leave you with three impoverished urchins

0:55:550:55:58

forced to wear Status Quo's hand-me-downs. See you next time.

0:55:580:56:01

# We're talking away

0:56:090:56:12

# I don't know what I'm to say I'll say it anyway

0:56:120:56:17

# Today's another day to find you

0:56:170:56:21

# Shying away

0:56:210:56:22

# I'll be coming for your love, OK?

0:56:240:56:26

# Take on me

0:56:260:56:30

# Take on me

0:56:300:56:32

# Take me on

0:56:320:56:36

# Take on me

0:56:360:56:38

# I'll be gone

0:56:380:56:42

# In a day or two...

0:56:420:56:47

# So, needless to say

0:56:480:56:52

# I'm odds and ends but I'll be stumbling away

0:56:520:56:57

# Slowly learning that life is OK

0:56:570:57:00

# Say after me

0:57:000:57:03

# It's no better to be safe than sorry

0:57:030:57:06

# Take on me

0:57:060:57:09

# Take on me

0:57:090:57:11

# Take me on

0:57:110:57:15

# Take on me

0:57:150:57:17

# I'll be gone

0:57:170:57:22

# In a day or two...

0:57:220:57:27

# Oh, the things that you say

0:58:070:58:11

# Is it life or just to play my worries away?

0:58:110:58:16

# You're all the things I've got to remember

0:58:160:58:20

# You're shying away

0:58:200:58:23

# I'll be coming for you anyway

0:58:230:58:25

# Take on me

0:58:250:58:29

# Take on me

0:58:290:58:31

# Take me on

0:58:310:58:35

# Take on me

0:58:350:58:37

# I'll be gone

0:58:370:58:41

# In a day...

0:58:410:58:46

# Take on me

0:58:460:58:48

# Take me on

0:58:480:58:52

# Take on me

0:58:520:58:53

# I'll be gone. #

0:58:530:58:56

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