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25/05/2012

Mark Radcliffe shares treasures from the TOTP archive including KC & The Sunshine Band, Everything But the Girl, The Jam, Robert Palmer, Neneh Cherry and Jilted John.


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Greetings, pop-pickers. Mark Radcliffe here,

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with more musical bugs caught in the butterfly net of pop.

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I've no idea what's happened here.

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It's supposed to be KC and the Sunshine Band.

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A particularly disgruntled KC is there,

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but where are the Sunshine Band?

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A problem at immigration, perhaps?

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# Everybody wants you

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# Everybody wants your love

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# I'd just like to make you mine

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# All mine

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# Na na, na na, na na na na Na, na, na

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# Baby, give it up, give it up

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# Baby, give it up

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# Na na, na na, na na na na Na, na, na

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# Baby, give it up, give it up

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# Baby, give it up

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# Everybody sees you

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# Everybody looks and stares

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# I'd just like to make you mine

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# All mine

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# Na na, na na, na na na na Na, na, na

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# Baby, give it up, give it up

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# Baby, give it up

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# Na na, na na, na na na na Na, na, na

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# Baby, give it up, give it up

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# Baby, give it up

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# Give it up

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# Give it up

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# Na na, na na, na na na na Na, na, na

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# Baby, give it up, give it up

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# Baby, give it up

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# Na na, na na, na na na na Na, na, na

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# Baby give it up, give it up

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# Baby, give it up

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# Can you give it Can you give it, give it up?

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# Come on, baby, I need your love

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# Give it up, baby, give it up

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# Do you know I want it, baby?

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# Come on, baby, I want your love

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# Give it up, baby, give it up

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# Give it up, some of your love

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# Come on and play the game of love

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# Give it up, baby, give it up

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# Can I touch you Can I love you? #

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Very strange. As is this.

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Grown adults still remember being spooked by this as kids,

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and can remember exactly where they were when they saw it.

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So can I. At home watching Top of the Pops, obviously. D'uh!

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# Zoo time is she and you time

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# The mammals are your favourite type

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# And you want her tonight

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# Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat

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# You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos

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# Elephants and tacky tigers

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# This town ain't big enough for the both of us

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# And it ain't me who's going to leave

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# Flying, domestic flying

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# And when the stewardess is near

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# Do not show any fear

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# Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat

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# You are a khaki-coloured bombardier

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# It's Hiroshima that you're nearing

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# This town ain't big enough for both of us

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# And it ain't me who's going to leave

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# Daily, except for Sunday

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# You dawdle into the cafe

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# Where you meet her each day

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# Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat

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# As 20 cannibals have hold of you

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# They need their protein Just like you do

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# This town ain't big enough for the both of us

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# And it ain't me who's going to leave

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# A-oo-oo-ooh!

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# Shower, another shower

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# You've got to look your best for her and be clean everywhere

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# Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat

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# The rain is pouring on the foreign town

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# The bullets cannot cut you down

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# This town ain't big enough for the both of us. #

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Should have been characters in Little Britain, shouldn't they?

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Everything But The Girl next, named after a furniture shop in Hull,

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but then all our high streets were different back then,

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weren't they, Mary Portas?

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# I step off the train

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# I'm walking down your street again

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# And past your door

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# But you don't live there anymore

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# It's years since you've been there

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# Now you've disappeared somewhere

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# Like outer space

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# You've found some better place And I miss you

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# Like the deserts miss the rain

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# And I miss you, oh

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# Like the deserts miss the rain

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# Could you be dead?

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# You always were two steps ahead

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# Of everyone

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# We'd walk behind while you would run

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# I look up at your house

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# And I can almost hear you shout down to me

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# Where I always used to be

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# And I miss you

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# Like the deserts miss the rain And I miss you

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# Like the deserts miss the rain

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# Back on the train

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# I ask why did I come again?

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# Can I confess?

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# I've been hanging round your old address

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# And the years have proved

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# To offer nothing since you moved

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# You're long gone

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# But I can't move on

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# And I miss you

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# Oh-ho Like the deserts miss the rain

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# And I miss you, yeah

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# Like the deserts miss the rain Yeah, I miss you

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# I step off the train

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# I'm walking down your street again

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# Past your door

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# I guess you don't live there any more

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# It's years since you've been there

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# And now you've disappeared somewhere

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# Like outer space

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# You've found some better place And I miss you

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# Like the deserts miss the rain

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# And I miss you, yeah... #

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OK, let's have a lingering close-up of dreamboat Cliff, now.

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Yum! Bit pallid though, isn't he?

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Fortunately he's been positioned under a sun-lamp

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and had a lovely bronze tinge by the end of the show.

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# Came to nothing at all, my love

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# When I woke up to find

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# You were no longer mine

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# All my love

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# Thrown away after all this time

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# Now there's no place for me

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# In the future, you see

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# I don't understand you

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# I've done all I can do

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# Tell me, how could I give you more

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# More than all my love

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# All my love

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# Came to nothing at all, my love

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# When I woke up to find

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# You were no longer mine

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# All my love

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# Thrown away after all this time

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# Now there's no place for me

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# In the future, you see

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# I don't understand you

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# I've done all I can do

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# Tell me how could I give you more

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# More than all my love

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# Thrown away after all this time

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# Now there's no place for me

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# In the future, you see

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# I don't understand you

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# I've done all I can do

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# Tell me, how could I give you more? #

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Yes, high octane thrills there(!)

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Ooh, a classic now from Cockney Rebel. A taciturn bunch,

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but eventually bassist George Ford's good humour

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proves infectious and Steve is made to smile.

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# You've done it all

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# You've broken every code

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-# And pulled the rebel to the floor

-Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba

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# Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba

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# You spoilt the game

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# No matter what you say

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# For only metal, what a bore

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-# Ooh, la-la-la

-Blue eyes, blue eyes

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-# Ooh, la-la-la

-How can you tell so many lies?

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# Oh-oh Come up and see me

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# Make me smile

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# I'll do what you want

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# Running wild

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# There's nothing left

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# All gone and run away

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# Maybe you'll tarry for a little while

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# Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba

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# There's nothing left

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# My faith in everything

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# I know what faith is And what it's worth

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-# Resist, resist

-Ooh, la-la-la

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# It's from yourself you have to hide, oh-oh

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# Come up and see me

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# Make me smile

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# I'll do what you want

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# Running wild. #

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Guitar!

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# There ain't no more

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# You've taken everything

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-# From my belief in Mother Earth

-Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba

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# Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba

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# And spoilt the game

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# And my faith in everything

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# Now, I know what faith is again

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# And what it's worth

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-# Ooh, la-la-la

-Away, away

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# And don't say maybe you'll try, oh-oh

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# To come up and see me

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# Make me smile, oh-oh

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# I'll do what you want

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# Running wild

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# Ooh, la-la-la

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# Ooh, la-la-la

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# Ooh-ah

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# Come up and see me Make me smile

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# I'll do what you want Running wild. #

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Yes, the guitar solo, hilarious apparently.

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But why was there a plumber on piano?

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OK, anniversary time now.

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30 years ago, The Jam were number one with this

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and celebrated by hiring a lab technician to play tambourine.

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And you keep seeing Paul's chewing gum here.

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You don't want that, do you?

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# Better stop dreaming of the quiet life

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# Cos it's the one we'll never know

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# And quit running for the runaway bus

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# Cos those rosy days are few

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# And stop apologising

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# For the things you've never done

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# Cos time is short and life is cruel

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# But it's up to us to change

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# This town called malice

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# Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard

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# And a hundred lonely housewives

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# Clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts

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# Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry

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# It's enough to make you stop believing

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# When tears come fast and furious

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# In a town called malice

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# Yeah-ea-eah!

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# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

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# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

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# Whoah, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

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# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

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# Struggle after struggle, year after year

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# The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice

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# I'm almost stone-cold dead

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# In a town called malice

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# Oo-ooh, yeah!

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# A whole street's belief

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# In Sunday's roast beef

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# Gets dashed against the Co-op

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# To either cut down on beer or the kids' new gear

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# It's a big decision in a town called malice

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# Oo-ooh, yeah!

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# Ooh. #

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With a collar that inspired Harry Hill's shirts and an audience

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not quite big enough to go all the way round her, Gloria Gaynor.

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And look for the girl in the white hat with her arms folded.

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Boy, is she underwhelmed.

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# Now if you feel that you can't go on

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# Because all of your hope is gone

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# And your life is filled with confusion

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# And happiness is just an illusion

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# And your world around is tumblin' down

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# Darling, reach out

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# Reach out, for me

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# I'll be there

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# To love and comfort you

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# I'll be there

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# With a love that'll see you through

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# Say if you're lost and about to give up

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# Cos your best just ain't good enough

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# When you feel the world has gone cold

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# And you're drifting out on your own

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# When you need a hand to hold

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# Darling, reach out, oh

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# Reach out for me

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# I'll be there

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-# To love and comfort you

-# Oh, take me, baby

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# I'll be there

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# With a love that'll see you through

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# I'll be there

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# To love and comfort you

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# I'll be there

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# With a love that'll see you through

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# I can tell the way you hang your head

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# You're without love

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# Now you're afraid

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# And through your tears you look around

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# But there's no peace of mind to be found

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# I know what you're thinking

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# You're without love, and now you're alone

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# Baby, reach out, oh

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# Reach out for me

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# I'll be there

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# To love and comfort you. #

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And the classics just keep on coming.

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Something Inside So Strong.

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Maybe the coat hanger's still in the back of his jacket,

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judging by the fit of it.

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# The higher you build your barriers

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# The taller I become

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# The farther you take my rights away

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# The faster I will run

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# You can deny me

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# You can decide to turn your face away

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# No matter, cos there's

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# Something inside so strong

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# I know that I can make it

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# Though you're doing me wrong, so wrong

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# You thought that my pride was gone, oh, no

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# There's something inside so strong

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# Oh-oh-oh, something inside so strong

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# The more you refuse to hear my voice

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# O-way-O-way-O-way-oh

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# The louder I will sing

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# You hide behind walls of Jericho

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# O-way-O-way-O-way-oh

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# Your lies will come tumbling

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# Deny my place in time

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# You squander wealth that's mine

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# My light will shine so brightly

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# It will blind you, because there's

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# Something inside so strong

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# I know that I can make it

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# Though you're doing me wrong, so wrong

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# You thought that my pride was gone, oh no

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# There's something inside so strong

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# Oh-oh-oh, something inside so strong

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# Brothers and sisters

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# When they insist we're just not good enough

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# Well, we know better

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# Just look 'em in the eyes and say

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# We're gonna do it anyway

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# We're gonna do it anyway

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# We're gonna do it anyway

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# We're gonna do it anyway

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# Because there's something inside so strong

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# I know that I can make it

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# Though you're doing me wrong, so wrong

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# You thought that my pride was gone, oh no. #

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Next up, it's Dizzee Rascal with a holiday checklist.

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This was when he was after Judith Chalmers' job.

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When TV bosses wanted holiday shows to have a more urban feel.

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# Yo, yo, get your passport and your bikini

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# You need a holiday, come see me

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# I know you're tired Of the same old scenery

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# And I could change all that so easily

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# Don't worry about a thing, girl, take a chance

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# I'll take you to the south of France, like Cannes

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# If anybody can, I can Or we can go shopping in Milan

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# I just hope you understand I hope you see clear

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# It really don't matter how far or near

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# Cos there's no distance that could stop my persistence

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# It's just a few days in the year Plus, I got clout

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# So let's ride out We ain't gotta fly

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# We can just drive out

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# We can have a rave up or we can hide out

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# I don't tell nobody Let them find out

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# If you ain't doing nothing Let's fly away

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# Drive away, get away We can go to the club, or hide away

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# We can do what you want to, baby

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# If you ain't doing nothing Let's fly away

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# Drive away, take a holiday We can do what you want or hide away

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# We can do what you want to, baby

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# I know you're really busy And I know you've got plans

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# But are you really too busy for a sun tan?

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# I ain't talking about walking down the high street

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# I'm talking about laying on a bright white beach

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# With a pina colada Or whatever you'd rather

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# White wine, that's fine Just give me a lager

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# Then after, we'll take a truck To the night spot

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-# The hot spot, the top spot

-Party around the clock

0:24:240:24:26

# And when we get there It's strictly VIP

0:24:260:24:28

# No need for ID, security know me

0:24:280:24:31

# No waiting in line No high entry fee

0:24:310:24:33

# Don't worry about nothing When you're beside

0:24:330:24:35

# I'll get you lively, loosen you up

0:24:350:24:36

# Have a bit of champagne It'll boost you up

0:24:360:24:39

# I want to move you up I want to take you away

0:24:390:24:41

# So in other words, darling What do you say?

0:24:410:24:42

# If you ain't doing nothing Let's fly away, drive away

0:24:420:24:46

# Get away We can go to the club or hide away

0:24:460:24:49

# We can do what you want to, baby

0:24:490:24:51

# If you ain't doing nothing Let's fly away, drive away

0:24:510:24:54

# Take a holiday We can go to the club or hide away

0:24:540:24:57

# We can do what you want to, baby...

0:24:570:25:04

-# OK

-Do what you want to, baby

0:25:040:25:08

# Give it to her

0:25:080:25:09

# Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

0:25:090:25:14

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, give it to her

0:25:140:25:17

# Ahhhhhhhh!

0:25:170:25:20

# Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce Come on, come on

0:25:200:25:23

# Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce

0:25:230:25:27

-# Come on, come on

-# Do what you want to

0:25:270:25:29

# Do what you want to Do what you want to, baby

0:25:290:25:33

# Bounce, bounce, come on Hey, ho, hey, ho

0:25:330:25:38

# Hey, ho, hey, ho

0:25:380:25:42

-# Hey

-# Do what you want to

0:25:420:25:45

-# Hey

-# Do what you want to. #

0:25:450:25:47

Right, some classic punk now,

0:25:470:25:48

from the cherished and much-missed Poly Styrene.

0:25:480:25:51

And don't worry about that sax.

0:25:510:25:53

It was supposed to sound like that. That's what punk was all about.

0:25:530:25:56

# I clambered over mounds and mounds

0:25:570:26:00

# Of polystyrene foam

0:26:000:26:04

# Then fell into a swimming pool

0:26:040:26:07

# Filled with fairy snow

0:26:070:26:10

# And watched the world turn

0:26:100:26:12

# Day-glo, you know, you know

0:26:120:26:14

# The world turned day-glo, you know

0:26:140:26:19

# Uh-oh

0:26:210:26:22

# I wrenched the nylon curtains back

0:26:280:26:30

# As far as they would go

0:26:300:26:34

# Then peered through perspex window panes

0:26:340:26:37

# At the acrylic road

0:26:370:26:39

# And watched the world turn

0:26:390:26:42

# Day-glo, you know, you know

0:26:420:26:44

# The world turned day-glo, you know

0:26:440:26:50

# Uh-oh

0:26:510:26:53

# I drove my polypropylene car

0:26:570:27:01

# On wheels of sponge

0:27:010:27:04

# Then pulled into a Wimpy bar

0:27:040:27:07

# To have a rubber bun

0:27:070:27:09

# And watched the world turn

0:27:090:27:12

# Day-glo, you know, you know

0:27:120:27:14

# The world turned day-glo, you know

0:27:140:27:19

# Uh-oh

0:27:210:27:22

# The world turn day-glo, you know, you know

0:27:410:27:45

# The world turned day-glo, you know

0:27:450:27:50

# Uh-oh

0:27:510:27:52

# The X-rays were penetrating

0:27:580:28:01

# Through the latex breeze

0:28:010:28:04

# Synthetic fibre see-through leaves

0:28:040:28:07

# Fell from the rayon trees

0:28:070:28:10

# The day the world turned day-glo, you know, you know

0:28:100:28:15

# The world turned day-glo, you know, you know

0:28:150:28:19

# The world turned day-glo, you know, you know

0:28:190:28:23

# The world turned day-glo, you know. #

0:28:230:28:27

Wow, groovy camera effects, guys.

0:28:270:28:29

Here's Robert Palmer now,

0:28:290:28:30

in a new jacket off the market he's keen to show off.

0:28:300:28:33

And is that Robert Lindsay as Citizen Smith?

0:28:330:28:35

# Some guys have all the luck

0:28:350:28:38

# Some guys get all the fun

0:28:390:28:41

# Some guys have all the luck

0:28:430:28:46

# All the luck, woo-hoo

0:28:460:28:48

# What you going to do when your luck begins to run?

0:28:480:28:52

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

0:28:520:28:55

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

0:28:550:28:59

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

0:28:590:29:03

# Ooh, such a lucky dog

0:29:070:29:10

# It's good luck, push it

0:29:100:29:11

# I get turned on by everything you do to me

0:29:130:29:16

# Don't say you shouldn't do that

0:29:160:29:18

# Push your hard luck hard, push it

0:29:180:29:20

# Ow, to take a kiss from Lady Luck tonight

0:29:220:29:26

# Oh, yeah, I want to so much

0:29:260:29:29

# Ooh, the way it feels when you find out

0:29:290:29:31

# There's a pearl in it

0:29:310:29:33

# Girl, the way it feels when you get it

0:29:330:29:35

# Some guys have all the luck

0:29:350:29:38

# Some guys get all the fun

0:29:380:29:42

# I get to hear you talk, see you walk

0:29:420:29:47

# Ooh, take me in your arms and let your luck begin to run

0:29:470:29:51

# I touch you, all right

0:30:040:30:07

# I thought my luck had held until you fingered me

0:30:080:30:11

# We make a right impression when you hold me tight

0:30:110:30:15

# Wait for a break, my lucky charm

0:30:150:30:17

# Things are looking up all right, all right

0:30:170:30:21

# Ow, to taste the lips of Lady Luck tonight

0:30:210:30:25

# Oh, yeah, I want to so much

0:30:250:30:28

# Ooh, the way it feels when you find out

0:30:280:30:30

# There's a pearl in it

0:30:300:30:32

# Girl, the way you squeal when you get it

0:30:320:30:34

# Some guys have all the luck

0:30:340:30:37

# Some guys get all the breaks

0:30:370:30:40

# I get to roll my dice, ain't it nice

0:30:410:30:46

# Ooh, take me in your kitchen and we'll play

0:30:460:30:48

# For higher stakes

0:30:480:30:50

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

0:30:500:30:54

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

0:30:540:30:58

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

0:30:580:31:02

# Some guys have all the luck

0:31:030:31:07

# Some guys get all the fun

0:31:070:31:11

# I get to hear you talk, see you walk. #

0:31:110:31:17

The Mike Baldwin of pop, Robert Palmer.

0:31:170:31:20

UB40 now.

0:31:200:31:21

"I am the one in ten," sings Ali Campbell. Liar!

0:31:210:31:24

There's only eight of them.

0:31:240:31:25

Including a young Jim McDonald from Coronation Street on sax.

0:31:250:31:29

# I am the one in ten

0:31:390:31:41

# A number on a list

0:31:410:31:43

# I am the one in ten

0:31:430:31:45

# Even though I don't exist

0:31:450:31:47

# Nobody knows me

0:31:470:31:49

# But I'm always there

0:31:490:31:51

# A statistic, a reminder

0:31:510:31:52

# Of a world that doesn't care

0:31:520:31:56

# My arms enfold the dole queue

0:32:090:32:11

# Malnutrition dulls my hair

0:32:110:32:13

# My eyes are black and lifeless

0:32:130:32:15

# With an underprivileged stare

0:32:150:32:16

# I'm the beggar on the corner

0:32:160:32:18

# Will no-one spare a dime?

0:32:180:32:20

# I'm the child that never learns to read

0:32:200:32:22

# Cos no-one spared the time

0:32:220:32:25

# I am the one in ten

0:32:250:32:27

# A number on a list

0:32:270:32:28

# I am the one in ten

0:32:280:32:30

# Even though I don't exist

0:32:300:32:33

# Nobody knows me

0:32:330:32:35

# But I'm always there

0:32:350:32:36

# A statistic, a reminder

0:32:360:32:38

# Of a world that doesn't care

0:32:380:32:41

# I'm the murderer, the victim

0:32:550:32:56

# And the licence with a gun

0:32:560:32:58

# I'm a sad and bruised old lady

0:32:580:33:00

# In an alley in a slum

0:33:000:33:02

# I'm a middle-aged businessman

0:33:020:33:04

# With chronic heart disease

0:33:040:33:06

# I'm another teenage suicide

0:33:060:33:09

-# In a street that has no trees

-# I am the one in ten

0:33:090:33:12

# A number on a list

0:33:120:33:14

# I am the one in ten

0:33:140:33:16

# Even though I don't exist

0:33:160:33:18

# Nobody knows me

0:33:180:33:20

# But I'm always there

0:33:200:33:22

# A statistic, a reminder

0:33:220:33:23

# Of a world that doesn't care

0:33:230:33:27

# I'm a starving Third World mother

0:33:400:33:41

# A refugee without a home

0:33:410:33:43

# I'm a housewife hooked on Valium

0:33:430:33:45

# I'm a pensioner alone

0:33:450:33:47

# I'm a cancer-ridden spectre

0:33:470:33:49

# That's covering the earth

0:33:490:33:51

# I'm another hungry baby

0:33:510:33:52

# I'm an accident of birth

0:33:520:33:56

# I am the one in ten

0:33:560:33:57

# A number on a list

0:33:570:33:59

# I am the one in ten

0:33:590:34:01

# Even though I don't exist

0:34:010:34:03

# Nobody knows me

0:34:030:34:05

# But I'm always there

0:34:050:34:07

# A statistic, a reminder

0:34:070:34:09

# Of a world that doesn't care

0:34:090:34:12

# I am the one in ten

0:34:250:34:27

# A number on a list. #

0:34:270:34:29

UB40. A statistical reminder of a world that doesn't care.

0:34:290:34:34

Yeah, whatever! Wonderful single from All Saints next.

0:34:340:34:37

Big fans of the band Madness, hence the trousers.

0:34:370:34:41

Baggy. Baggy Trousers? Oh, suit yourself.

0:34:410:34:43

# I've crossed the deserts for miles

0:34:430:34:45

# Swam water for time

0:34:450:34:48

# Searching places to find

0:34:480:34:50

# A piece of something to call mine

0:34:500:34:53

# I'm coming, I'm coming

0:34:530:34:55

-# A piece of something to call mine

-# I'm coming

0:34:550:34:59

# Coming closer to you

0:34:590:35:03

# Went along many moors

0:35:030:35:05

# Walked through many doors

0:35:050:35:07

# The place where I want to be

0:35:070:35:09

-# Is the place I can call mine

-# I'm coming, I'm coming

0:35:090:35:14

-# Is the place I can call mine

-# I'm coming

0:35:140:35:16

# I'm coming, coming closer to you

0:35:160:35:20

# I'm moving, I'm coming

0:35:200:35:22

# Can you hear what I hear?

0:35:220:35:24

# It's calling you, my dear

0:35:240:35:27

-# Out of reach

-# Out of reach

0:35:270:35:29

# Take me to my beach

0:35:290:35:31

# I can hear it, calling you

0:35:310:35:34

# I'm coming, not drowning

0:35:340:35:36

# Swimming closer to you

0:35:360:35:39

# Never been here before

0:35:500:35:52

# I'm intrigued, I'm unsure

0:35:520:35:55

# I'm searching for more

0:35:550:35:57

# I've got something that's all mine

0:35:570:36:01

# I've got something that's all mine

0:36:010:36:05

# Take me somewhere I can breathe

0:36:090:36:11

# I've got so much to see

0:36:110:36:13

# This is where I want to be

0:36:130:36:15

# In a place I can call mine

0:36:150:36:20

# In a place I can call mine

0:36:200:36:25

# I'm moving, I'm coming

0:36:270:36:29

# Can you hear what I hear?

0:36:290:36:31

# It's calling you, my dear

0:36:310:36:33

-# Out of reach

-# Out of reach

0:36:330:36:36

# Take me to my beach

0:36:360:36:37

# I can hear it, calling you

0:36:370:36:41

# I'm coming, not drowning

0:36:410:36:43

# Swimming closer to you

0:36:430:36:46

# I'm moving, I'm coming

0:36:460:36:48

# Can you hear what I hear?

0:36:480:36:50

# It's calling you, my dear

0:36:500:36:53

-# Out of reach

-# Out of reach

0:36:530:36:55

# Take me to my beach

0:36:550:36:57

# I can hear it, calling you

0:36:570:37:00

# I'm coming, not drowning

0:37:000:37:02

# Swimming closer to you

0:37:020:37:05

# I'm moving, I'm coming

0:37:050:37:07

# Can you hear what I hear?

0:37:070:37:09

# It's calling you, my dear

0:37:090:37:12

# Out of reach # Out of reach

0:37:120:37:14

# Bring me to my beach

0:37:140:37:16

# I can hear it calling you

0:37:160:37:19

# I'm coming, not drowning. #

0:37:190:37:22

Girls, you've got four yeses.

0:37:220:37:23

And now here's a self-help group of recovering mullet addicts,

0:37:230:37:27

doing their best to look relaxed

0:37:270:37:29

underneath some half-dismantled decorator's scaffolding.

0:37:290:37:32

# Welcome to your life

0:37:320:37:35

# There's no turning back

0:37:360:37:40

# Even while we sleep

0:37:410:37:44

# We will find you

0:37:450:37:47

# Acting on your best behaviour

0:37:470:37:51

# Turn your back on Mother Nature

0:37:510:37:56

# Everybody wants to rule the world

0:37:560:38:01

# It's my own design

0:38:110:38:14

# It's my own remorse

0:38:150:38:19

# Help me to decide

0:38:190:38:23

# Help me make the most of freedom and of pleasure

0:38:230:38:30

# Nothing ever lasts forever

0:38:300:38:34

# Everybody wants to rule the world

0:38:340:38:40

# There's a room where the light won't find you

0:38:400:38:43

# Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down

0:38:430:38:47

# When they do I'll be right behind you

0:38:470:38:52

# So glad we've almost made it

0:38:520:38:56

# So sad they had to fade it

0:38:560:39:00

# Everybody wants to rule the world

0:39:000:39:06

# I can't stand this indecision

0:39:510:39:55

# Married with a lack of vision

0:39:550:39:59

# Everybody wants to rule the world

0:39:590:40:05

# Say that you'll never, never, never, never need it

0:40:050:40:09

# One headline, why believe it?

0:40:090:40:13

# Everybody wants to rule the world

0:40:130:40:19

# All for freedom and for pleasure

0:40:250:40:30

# Nothing ever lasts forever

0:40:300:40:34

# Everybody wants to rule the world. #

0:40:340:40:40

Neneh Cherry now, with two entertainers

0:40:550:40:57

who got lost en route to a five-year-old's birthday party.

0:40:570:41:01

Oh, dear! And to make matters worse, all Neneh's gramophones have broken.

0:41:010:41:05

Let's hope that engineer at the back mends one before the song ends.

0:41:050:41:10

# Who's that gigolo on the street?

0:41:100:41:12

# With his hands in his pockets and his crocodile feet

0:41:120:41:14

# Hanging off the kerb, looking all disturbed

0:41:140:41:16

# At the boys from home, they all came running

0:41:160:41:19

# They were making noise, manhandling toys

0:41:190:41:21

# That's the girls on the block with the nasty curls

0:41:210:41:23

# Wearing padded bras sucking beers through straws

0:41:230:41:25

# Dropping down their drawers, where did you get yours?

0:41:250:41:28

-# Gigolo

-# Huh, sucka?

0:41:280:41:31

# Gigolo

0:41:310:41:33

-# Gigolo

-# Huh, sucka?

0:41:330:41:35

# Who's looking good today?

0:41:370:41:39

# Who's looking good in every way?

0:41:390:41:42

# No style rookie

0:41:420:41:44

# You better watch, don't mess with me

0:41:440:41:46

# No money man can win my love

0:41:480:41:52

# It's sweetness that I'm thinking of

0:41:520:41:57

# We always hang in a buffalo stance

0:41:570:41:59

# We do the dive every time we dance

0:41:590:42:01

# I'll give you love, baby, not romance

0:42:010:42:03

# I'll make a move nothing left to chance

0:42:030:42:06

# So don't you get fresh with me

0:42:060:42:09

# Get funky

0:42:120:42:14

-# Yeah, Timmy

-# Tell it like it is

0:42:140:42:17

# So you wanted money but you know it's never funny

0:42:170:42:19

# When your shoe's worn through and there's a rumble in your tummy

0:42:190:42:22

# But you had to have style get a gold tooth smile

0:42:220:42:24

# Put a girl on the corner so you can make a pile

0:42:240:42:26

# Committed a crime and went inside

0:42:260:42:28

# It was coming your way but you had to survive

0:42:280:42:30

# When you lost your babe, you lost the race

0:42:300:42:32

# Now you're looking at me to take her place

0:42:320:42:35

# Who's looking good today?

0:42:350:42:38

# Who's looking good in every way?

0:42:380:42:40

# No style rookie

0:42:400:42:42

# You better watch, don't mess with me

0:42:420:42:44

# No money man can win my love

0:42:460:42:50

# It's sweetness that I'm thinking of

0:42:500:42:55

# We always hang in a buffalo stance

0:42:550:42:58

# We do the dive every time we dance

0:42:580:43:00

# I'll give you love, baby, not romance

0:43:000:43:02

# I'll make a move, nothing left to chance

0:43:020:43:04

# So don't you get fresh with me

0:43:040:43:06

# Smokin', not cokin'

0:43:080:43:11

# Get funky, sax

0:43:120:43:14

# Looking good, hanging with the wild bunch

0:43:160:43:18

# Looking good in a buffalo stance

0:43:180:43:20

# Looking good when it comes to the crunch

0:43:200:43:23

# Looking good's a state of mind

0:43:230:43:25

# State of mind, don't look behind you

0:43:250:43:27

# State of mind, or you'll be dead

0:43:270:43:29

# State of mind, may I remind you

0:43:290:43:32

-# Bomb the bass

-# Rock this place

0:43:320:43:33

# What is he like? What's he like anyway?

0:43:350:43:39

# Yo, man, what do you expect?

0:43:410:43:43

# The guy's a gigolo, man

0:43:430:43:45

# You know what I mean?

0:43:480:43:49

# No money man can win my love

0:43:510:43:55

# It's sweetness that I'm thinking of

0:43:550:44:00

# We always hang in a buffalo stance

0:44:000:44:03

# We do the dive every time we dance

0:44:030:44:04

# I'll give you love, baby, not romance

0:44:040:44:07

# I'll make a move, nothing left to chance

0:44:070:44:09

# So don't you get fresh with me

0:44:090:44:11

# Wind on my face, sound in my ears

0:44:120:44:16

# Water from my eyes, and you on my mind

0:44:160:44:20

# As I sink, diving down deep, deeper into your soul

0:44:200:44:27

# No money man can win my love

0:44:300:44:33

# It's sweetness that I'm thinking of

0:44:330:44:38

# No money man can win my love. #

0:44:380:44:41

Why would you hang in a buffalo stance?

0:44:410:44:44

Be rather ungainly, wouldn't it? I stick to buffalo mozzarella meself.

0:44:440:44:48

Something new, and rather lovely from irish singer-songwriter

0:44:480:44:51

Lisa Hannigan now.

0:44:510:44:53

She's on the dodgems, I think. Seems to be enjoying it.

0:44:530:44:56

# What'll I do without you around?

0:44:560:44:58

# My words wont pun, My pennies won't pound

0:44:580:45:01

# Oh and my frisbee flies To the ground

0:45:010:45:03

# What'll I do without you?

0:45:030:45:05

# What'll I say without you to talk to?

0:45:050:45:08

# No one to serve Or volley the ball to

0:45:080:45:10

# You write the words But I miss the volume

0:45:100:45:13

# What'll I say without you?

0:45:130:45:15

# Oh, I don't know what to do with myself

0:45:150:45:21

# Now that I'm here and you're gone

0:45:210:45:25

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:45:250:45:27

# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh

0:45:270:45:30

# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey

0:45:300:45:34

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:45:340:45:38

# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh

0:45:380:45:40

# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey

0:45:400:45:43

# What'll I do when you've gone away?

0:45:430:45:47

# My ball wont pin, My records won't play

0:45:470:45:49

# And all of my hours limp into days

0:45:490:45:52

# What'll I do without you?

0:45:520:45:54

# What'll I do now that you're gone?

0:45:540:45:56

# My boat won't row, My bus doesn't come

0:45:560:45:58

# I have the fingers, You've got the thumb,

0:45:580:46:02

# What'll I do without you?

0:46:020:46:04

# Oh I don't know what to do with myself

0:46:040:46:09

Now that I'm here and you're gone

0:46:090:46:14

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:46:140:46:16

# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh

0:46:160:46:19

# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey

0:46:190:46:23

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:46:230:46:26

# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh

0:46:260:46:29

# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey

0:46:290:46:32

# What'll I do without you around?

0:46:380:46:41

# My words won't pun, My pennies won't pound

0:46:410:46:43

# Oh and my frisbee flies To the ground

0:46:430:46:45

# What'll I do without you?

0:46:450:46:48

# Ooh-ooh-ooh

0:46:480:46:51

# Without you

0:46:520:46:53

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:46:530:46:55

# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh

0:46:550:46:57

# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey

0:46:570:47:00

# Without you

0:47:000:47:02

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:47:020:47:04

# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh

0:47:040:47:07

# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey

0:47:070:47:11

# Without you

0:47:110:47:13

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:47:130:47:15

# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh

0:47:150:47:17

# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey

0:47:170:47:19

# Without you

0:47:190:47:20

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:47:200:47:22

# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh... #

0:47:220:47:25

And then she was sick.

0:47:250:47:27

Utterly charming, Lisa Hannigan.

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All Saints trouser idols Madness, now,

0:47:290:47:31

styling inspired by the Thompson twins off Tintin,

0:47:310:47:34

and there's a male striptease going on here, for reasons that elude me.

0:47:340:47:38

# Papers in the morning Bowler hat on head

0:47:380:47:42

# Walking to the bus stop He's longing for his bed

0:47:420:47:45

# Waiting with his neighbours In the rush-hour queue

0:47:450:47:48

# Got to get the first bus So much for him to do

0:47:480:47:52

# He's got to hurry Got to get his seat

0:47:520:47:56

# Can't miss his place Got to rest his feet

0:47:560:48:00

# Ten more minutes till he gets there

0:48:000:48:02

# The crossword's nearly done It's getting so hard these days

0:48:020:48:06

# Not nearly so much fun

0:48:060:48:08

# His mind wanders to the office His telephone, desk and chair

0:48:080:48:11

# He's been happy with the company They've treated him real fair

0:48:110:48:15

# Think of seven letters begin and end in C

0:48:150:48:20

# Like a big American car But misspelt with a D

0:48:200:48:23

# I wish this bus'd get a move on Driver's taking his time

0:48:230:48:27

# I just don't know I'll be late

0:48:270:48:29

# Oh dear, what will the boss say?

0:48:290:48:31

# Pull yourself together now Don't get in a state

0:48:310:48:34

# Don't you worry, there's no hurry

0:48:340:48:38

# It's a lovely day Could all be going your way

0:48:380:48:42

# Take the doc's advice Let up, enjoy your life

0:48:420:48:46

# Listen to what they say It's not a game they play

0:48:460:48:49

# Never get there at this rate He's caught up in a jam

0:49:060:49:11

# There's a meeting this morning It's just his luck, oh damn

0:49:110:49:14

# His hand dives in his pocket For his handkerchief

0:49:140:49:18

# Pearls of sweat on his bowler His pulse-beat seems so brief

0:49:180:49:22

# Eyes fall on his wrist-watch the seconds pass real slow

0:49:220:49:26

# Gasping for the hot air but the chest pain, it won't go

0:49:260:49:30

# Tried to ask for help But can't seem to speak a word

0:49:300:49:33

# Words are whispered frantically But don't seem to be heard

0:49:330:49:37

# What about the wife and kids? They all depend on me

0:49:370:49:41

# We're so sorry We told you not to hurry

0:49:420:49:45

# Now it's just too late You've got a certain date

0:49:450:49:48

# We thought we made it clear We all voiced our inner fears

0:49:480:49:52

# We left it up to you There's nothing we can do

0:49:520:49:55

# Don't you worry, There's no hurry... #

0:49:570:50:03

A big number one from Chesney Hawkes next.

0:50:030:50:06

And I remember at the time, if you wanted to look like him,

0:50:060:50:08

Blue Peter showed you how to make his hair

0:50:080:50:11

from Fairy Liquid bottles and sticky-backed plastic.

0:50:110:50:15

# Call me, call me by my name

0:50:150:50:21

# Or call me by number

0:50:210:50:25

# Just put me through

0:50:250:50:28

# I'll still be doing it

0:50:280:50:29

# The way I do it

0:50:290:50:31

# And yet you try to make me forget

0:50:310:50:37

# Who I really am

0:50:380:50:40

# Don't tell me, I'd know best

0:50:420:50:45

# I'm not the same as all the rest

0:50:450:50:48

# I am the one and only

0:50:480:50:52

# Nobody I'd rather be

0:50:520:50:56

# I am the one and only

0:50:560:51:00

# You can't take that away from me

0:51:000:51:04

# I've been a player

0:51:070:51:11

# In the crowd scene

0:51:110:51:14

# A flicker on the big screen

0:51:140:51:17

# My soul embraces

0:51:170:51:20

# One more in a million faces

0:51:200:51:24

# High hopes and aspirations

0:51:240:51:27

# Ideas above my station

0:51:270:51:32

# Maybe, but all this time I've tried

0:51:320:51:35

# To walk with dignity and pride

0:51:350:51:40

# I am the one and only

0:51:400:51:43

# Nobody I'd rather be

0:51:430:51:48

# I am the one and only

0:51:480:51:52

# You can't take that away from me

0:51:520:51:56

# I can't wear this uniform

0:51:560:52:00

# Without some compromises

0:52:000:52:04

# Because you'll find out

0:52:040:52:07

# That we come

0:52:070:52:08

# In different shapes and sizes

0:52:080:52:11

# No one can be myself like I can

0:52:110:52:17

# For this job, I'm the best man

0:52:170:52:21

# And while this may be true

0:52:210:52:24

# You are the one and only you

0:52:240:52:28

# I am the one and only

0:52:440:52:48

# Nobody I'd rather be

0:52:480:52:51

# I am the one and only... #

0:52:510:52:52

The glamorous coiffure of Chesney Hawkes,

0:52:520:52:56

and by way of contrast, with haircuts by the council

0:52:560:52:59

here comes Graham Fellowes as Jilted John,

0:52:590:53:02

with a selection of guitarists from the local drop-in centre,

0:53:020:53:05

and singing one of Gordon Brown's favourites...

0:53:050:53:08

# I've been going out with a girl

0:53:080:53:10

# Her name is Julie

0:53:100:53:12

# But last night she said to me

0:53:120:53:15

# When we were watching telly... #

0:53:150:53:16

This is what she said.

0:53:180:53:21

# She said, listen, John, I love you

0:53:210:53:24

# But there's this bloke I fancy

0:53:240:53:26

# I don't want to two-time you

0:53:260:53:28

# So it's the end for you and me

0:53:280:53:31

# Who's this bloke? I asked her

0:53:340:53:36

# Gordon, she replied

0:53:360:53:39

# Not that puff

0:53:390:53:40

# I said dismayed

0:53:400:53:42

# Yes, but he's no puff, she cried. #

0:53:420:53:44

He's more a man than you'll ever be.

0:53:460:53:47

Here we go, two, three, four.

0:53:510:53:53

# I was so upset that I cried All the way to the chip shop

0:53:570:54:02

# When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop

0:54:020:54:06

# And guess who was with him?

0:54:080:54:10

# Yeah, Julie, And they were both laughing at me

0:54:100:54:13

# Oh, she is cruel and heartless

0:54:150:54:17

# To pack me for Gordon

0:54:170:54:20

# Just cos he's better looking Than me

0:54:200:54:23

# Just cos he's cool and trendy

0:54:230:54:25

# But I know he's a moron

0:54:260:54:28

# Gordon is a moron

0:54:280:54:30

# Gordon is a moron

0:54:300:54:33

# Gordon is a moron

0:54:330:54:35

# Here we go, two, three, four

0:54:410:54:44

# She's a..., and he's a creep She is a tart,

0:54:480:54:52

# He's very cheap

0:54:520:54:54

# She is a..., he thinks he's tough

0:54:540:54:55

# She is a..., he is a puff

0:54:550:54:57

# Yeah, yeah, it's not fair

0:54:570:55:00

# Yeah, yeah, it's not fair

0:55:000:55:03

# I'm so upset

0:55:030:55:06

# I'm so upset

0:55:070:55:09

# I'm so upset

0:55:090:55:10

# Yeah, yeah

0:55:100:55:11

# I ought to smash his face in

0:55:130:55:15

# Yeah, yeah, it's not fair

0:55:150:55:16

# But he's much bigger than me, ain't he?

0:55:160:55:18

# I know, I'll get my mate Barry to flatten him... #

0:55:180:55:22

Last one from Coolio, in a Gangsta's Paradise,

0:55:220:55:25

in a lovely colourful chunky-kit cardigan,

0:55:250:55:27

judging by that chubby bloke. It must be chilly there, eh?

0:55:270:55:30

See ya next time,

0:55:300:55:32

# Cos I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that

0:55:320:55:34

# Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone

0:55:340:55:37

# But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it

0:55:370:55:41

# Me, be treated like a punk, You know that's unheard of

0:55:410:55:43

# You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'

0:55:430:55:46

# Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk

0:55:460:55:50

# I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc'

0:55:500:55:53

# As they grew I see myself in the pistol smoke

0:55:530:55:55

# Fool, I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like

0:55:550:55:58

# On my knees in the night sayin' prayers in the street light

0:55:580:56:01

# Been spending most their lives

0:56:010:56:04

# Living in the gangsta's paradise

0:56:040:56:08

# Been spending most their lives

0:56:080:56:11

# Living in the gangsta's paradise

0:56:110:56:13

# Keep spending most our lives

0:56:130:56:16

# Living in the gangsta's paradise

0:56:160:56:20

# Keep spending most our lives

0:56:200:56:22

# Living in the gangsta's paradise

0:56:220:56:26

# They got the situation, They got me facin'

0:56:260:56:28

# I can't live a normal life

0:56:280:56:30

# I was raised by the strip

0:56:300:56:33

# So I gotta be down with the hood team

0:56:330:56:35

# Too much television-watchin' got me chasin' dreams

0:56:350:56:37

# I'm an educated fool with money on my mind

0:56:370:56:40

# MAC-11 in my hand and a gleam in my eye

0:56:400:56:44

# I'm a loc'ed out gangsta, Set-trippin banger

0:56:440:56:46

# And my homies is down, So don't arouse my anger,

0:56:460:56:49

# Fool, death ain't nuthin' but a heartbeat away

0:56:490:56:52

# I'm livin' life do-or-die-a, What can I say?

0:56:520:56:56

# I'm 23 now, But will I live to see 24?

0:56:560:56:59

# The way things are goin' I don't know

0:56:590:57:01

# Tell me why are we,

0:57:010:57:05

# So blind to see

0:57:050:57:07

# That the ones we hurt are you and me?

0:57:070:57:13

# Been spending most their lives

0:57:130:57:16

# Living in the gangsta's paradise

0:57:160:57:20

# Been spending most their lives

0:57:200:57:22

# Living in the gangsta's paradise

0:57:220:57:25

# Keep spending most our lives

0:57:250:57:28

# Living in the gangsta's paradise

0:57:280:57:32

# Keep spending most our lives

0:57:320:57:35

# Living in the gangsta's paradise

0:57:350:57:38

# Power and the money, Money and the power

0:57:380:57:41

# Minute after minute, Hour after hour

0:57:410:57:43

# Everybody's runnin' but half of them ain't lookin

0:57:430:57:46

# What's goin on in the kitchen? But I don't know what's cookin'

0:57:460:57:49

# They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me

0:57:490:57:52

# If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?

0:57:520:57:56

# I guess they can't, I guess they won't

0:57:560:57:58

# I guess they front

0:57:580:58:00

# That's why I got my hand on the pump, fool

0:58:000:58:03

# Been spending most our lives

0:58:030:58:04

# Living in the gangsta's paradise

0:58:040:58:07

# Been spending most their lives

0:58:070:58:10

# Living in the gangsta's paradise

0:58:100:58:14

# Keep spending most our lives

0:58:140:58:16

# Living in the gangsta's paradise

0:58:160:58:20

# Keep spending most our lives

0:58:200:58:22

# Living in the gangsta's paradise

0:58:220:58:26

# Gangsta's paradise... #

0:58:260:58:31

Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:58:360:58:39

Mark Radcliffe shares treasures from the TOTP archive including KC & The Sunshine Band, Everything But the Girl, The Jam, Robert Palmer, Neneh Cherry, Jilted John and a video from Lisa Hannigan.