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God rest ye merry gentlepeople | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
and welcome to a nondenominational carol service, | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
with seasonal songs from the humanist hymn book of pop. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
And lo, let there be light with The Darkness! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Looks like Nessa from Gavin and Stacey on drums, | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
but I could be wrong. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
# Feigning joy and surprise | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
# At the gifts we despise | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
# Over mulled wine | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
# With you | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
# On the 25th day | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
# Of the 12th month | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
# The sleigh bells are in time | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
# Ringing true | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
# How we cling each Noel to that snowflake's hope in hell | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
# That it won't end | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
# Don't let the bells end | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
# Christmas time | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
# Just let them ring in peace | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
# Well, the weather is cruel | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
# And the season of Yule warms the heart | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
# But it still hurts | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
# So that's why I pray each and every Christmas day | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
# That it won't end | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
# Don't let the bells end | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
# Christmas time | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
# Just let them ring in peace | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
# Christmas time | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
# Don't let the bells end | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
# Christmas time | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
# Don't let the bells end | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
# Dust underneath the mistletoe leaves | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
# When you're not here | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
# You went away upon Boxing Day | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
# Now how the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
# Christmas time | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
# Don't let the bells end | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
# Christmas time | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
# Don't let the bells end | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
# Christmas time | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
# Don't let the bells end | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
# Christmas time... # | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
And there was our first children's choir of the night. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
OK, no show without punch, and here is Lord Nod of Holdershire and co. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:09 | |
Don the drummer's turn with the top hat here, | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
but in return, Noddy gets the band's only shirt. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Huzzah! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
# Are you hanging up a stocking | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
# On your wall? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
# It's the time that every Santa | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
# Has a ball | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
# Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
# Does he turn up on his sleigh? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
# Do the fairies keep him sober | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
# For a day? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
# So here it is, Merry Christmas | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
# Everybody's having fun | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
# Look to the future now | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
# It's only just begun | 0:03:57 | 0:04:04 | |
# Are you waiting for the family | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
# To arrive? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
# Are you sure you got the room | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
# To spare inside? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
# Does your granny always tell ya | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
# That the old songs are the best? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
# Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin' | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
# With the rest | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
# So here it is, Merry Christmas | 0:04:32 | 0:04:37 | |
# Everybody's having fun | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
# Look to the future now | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
# It's only just begun | 0:04:45 | 0:04:52 | |
# What will your daddy do | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
# When he sees your mama | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
# Kissin' Santa Claus? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
# Ah-ah ah | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
# Are you hanging up a stocking | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
# On your wall? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
# Are you hoping that the snow | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
# Will start to fall? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
# Do you ride on down the hillside | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
# In a buggy you have made? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
# When you land upon your head | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
# Then you've been sleighed! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
# So here it is, Merry Christmas | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
# Everybody's having fun | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
# Look to the future now | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
# It's only just begun | 0:05:45 | 0:05:51 | |
# So here it is, Merry Christmas | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
# Everybody's having fun | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
# Look to the future now | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
# It's only just begun | 0:06:03 | 0:06:09 | |
# So here it is, Merry Christmas | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
# Everybody's having fun... # | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
It's Christmas! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
# ..It's only just begun. # | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
So, now we are well and truly in the party mood. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
But this is the stuff of nightmares. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
The only Christmas Number One to feature Nosferatu the Vampyre. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
There he is on the left, pass the garlic. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
# Ba-da-da-da | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
# Ba-da-da-dum | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
# Looking from a window above | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
# It's like a story of love | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
# Can you hear me? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
# Came back only yesterday | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
# I'm moving further away | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
# Want you near me | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
# All I needed was the love you gave | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
# All I needed for another day | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
# And all I ever knew, only you | 0:07:09 | 0:07:14 | |
# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
# Sometimes when I think of your name | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
# And it's only a game | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
# And I need you | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
# Listening to the words that you say | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
# It's getting harder to stay | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
# When I see you | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
# All I needed was the love you gave | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
# All I needed for another day | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
# And all I ever knew, only you | 0:07:47 | 0:07:53 | |
# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
# Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da-da-da | 0:07:57 | 0:08:02 | |
# Ba-da-da-da | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
# Ba-da-da-da-dum | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
# Ba-ra, ba-ra, ba-ra, ba-ra | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
# Ba-ra-ra-ra, ba-ra-ra-ra | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
# Ba-ra-ra-ra | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
# Ba-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
# All I needed was the love you gave | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
# All I needed for another day | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
# And all I ever knew, only you | 0:08:27 | 0:08:32 | |
# Ba-ra-ra-ra, ba-ra-ra-ra | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
# This is going to take a long time | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
# And I wonder what's mine | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
# Can't take no more | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
# Wonder if you'll understand | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
# It's just the touch of your hand | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
# Behind a closed door | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
# All I needed was the love you gave | 0:08:55 | 0:09:00 | |
# All I needed for another day | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
# And all I ever knew... # | 0:09:04 | 0:09:09 | |
It's OK, kids, they've gone. You can come out now. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Slade may only have had one titfer between them, | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
but no such problems for Aswad, | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
proud reward card holders at Ladbroke Grove's premier hat shop. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
# If you wanna leave, baby | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
# I won't beg you to stay | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
# And if you wanna go, darling | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
# Maybe it's better that way | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
# I'm gonna be strong I'm gonna be fine | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
# Don't worry about this heart of mine | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
# Walk out the door, see if I care | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
# Go on and go now | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
# But don't turn around | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
# Cos you're gonna see my heart breaking | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
# Don't turn around | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
# I don't want you seeing me crying | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
# Just walk away | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
# It's tearing me apart that you're leaving | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
# I'm letting you go | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
# And I won't let you know | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
# Baby, I won't let you know | 0:10:13 | 0:10:18 | |
# I won't miss your arms around me | 0:10:19 | 0:10:24 | |
# Holding me tight | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
# And if you ever think about me | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
# Just know that I'm gonna be all right | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
# I'm gonna be strong, I'm gonna be fine | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
# Don't worry about this heart of mine | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
# I know I'll survive, yeah | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
# I'll make it through | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
# And I'll learn to live without you | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
# But don't turn around | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
# Cos you're gonna see my heart breaking | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
# Don't turn around | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
# I don't want you seeing me crying | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
# Just walk away, it's tearing me apart that you're leaving | 0:11:02 | 0:11:07 | |
# I'm letting you go | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
# And I won't let you know | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
# I wish I could scream out loud that I love you | 0:11:18 | 0:11:23 | |
# I wish I could say to you | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
# Don't go, don't go, don't go | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
# Don't turn around, girl | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
# Don't turn around, I don't want you seeing me crying | 0:11:34 | 0:11:39 | |
# Just walk away | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
# It's tearing me apart that you're leaving | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
# I'm letting you go | 0:11:43 | 0:11:48 | |
# Don't turn around | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
# Cos you're gonna see my heart breaking | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
# Don't turn around... # | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Classic Ronettes homage now. Dressing room redecorated? Check. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
Basket of puppies? Check. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
She doesn't do stairs, remember. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
OK, Ms Carey, we're ready for you. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
# I don't want a lot for Christmas | 0:12:06 | 0:12:12 | |
# There is just one thing I need | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
# I don't care about the presents | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
# Underneath the Christmas tree | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
# I just want you for my own | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
# More than you could ever know | 0:12:27 | 0:12:32 | |
# Make my wish come true | 0:12:32 | 0:12:38 | |
# All I want for Christmas | 0:12:38 | 0:12:44 | |
# Is you | 0:12:44 | 0:12:53 | |
# Yeah | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
# I don't want a lot for Christmas | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
# There is just one thing I need | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
# And I don't care about the presents | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
# Underneath the Christmas tree | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
# I don't need to hang my stocking | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
# There upon the fireplace | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
# Santa Claus won't make me happy | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
# With a toy on Christmas Day | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
# I just want you for my own | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
# More than you could ever know | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
# Make my wish come true | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
# All I want for Christmas is you | 0:13:31 | 0:13:37 | |
# You, baby, oh | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
# I won't ask for much this Christmas | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
# I won't even wish for snow | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
# And I just wanna keep on waiting | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
# Underneath the mistletoe | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
# I won't make a list and send it | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
# To the North Pole for St Nick | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
# I won't even stay awake | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
# To hear those magic reindeer click | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
# Cos I just want you here tonight | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
# Holding on to me so tight | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
# What more can I do? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
# Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
# Is you | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
# Ooo-ooo | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
# Baby | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
# All the lights are shining | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
# So brightly everywhere | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
# So brightly, baby | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
# And the sound of children's laughter | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
-# Fills the air -Oh-oh | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
# And everyone is singing | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
# I hear those sleigh bells ringing | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
# Santa won't you bring me | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
# The one I really need | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
# Won't you please bring my baby to me? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
# I don't want a lot for Christmas | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
# This is all I'm asking for | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
# I just wanna see my baby | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
# Standing right outside my door | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
# I just want you for my own | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
# More than you could ever know | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
# Make my wish come true | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
# Baby, all I want for Christmas | 0:15:13 | 0:15:18 | |
# Is you... # | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
Peter Kay and the Two Ronnies on backing vocals there. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
OK, it's Christmas night, everyone's been on the sherry, | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
and The Human League have moved the furniture back for some | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
un-self-conscious dancing in front of the fake tree. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
And look out for Phil Oakey's festive ear! | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
# You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar | 0:15:36 | 0:15:41 | |
# When I met you | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
# I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
# Turned you into someone new | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
# Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet | 0:15:52 | 0:15:57 | |
# Success has been so easy for you | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
# But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
# And I can put you back down too | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
# Don't | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
# Don't you want me? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
# You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
# Don't | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
# Don't you want me? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
# You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
# It's much too late to find | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
# You think you've changed your mind | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
# You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
# Don't you want me, baby? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
# Don't you want me? Oh-oh-oh! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
# Don't you want me, baby? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
# Don't you want me? Oh-oh-oh! | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
# I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
# That much is true | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
# But even then, I knew I'd find a much better place | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
# Either with or without you | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
# The five years we have had have been such good times | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
# I still love you | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
# But now, I think it's time I lived my life on my own | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
# I guess it's just what I must do | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
# Don't | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
# Don't you want me? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
# You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me | 0:17:27 | 0:17:32 | |
# Don't | 0:17:32 | 0:17:33 | |
# Don't you want me? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
# You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me | 0:17:35 | 0:17:40 | |
# It's much too late to find | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
# You think you've changed your mind | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
# You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
# Don't you want me, baby? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
# Don't you want me? Oh-oh-oh! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
# Don't you want me, baby? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
# Don't you want me? Oh-oh-oh! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
# Don't you want me, baby? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
# Don't you want me? Oh-oh-oh! # | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
Spray string and tinsel courtesy of the Shepherd's Bush pound shop. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:33 | |
2 Unlimited next. Now, have I got enough foil for the turkey? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
# Techno, techno, techno, techno... # | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
Let me hear you say, "yeah"! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Yeah! | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
# No, no | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
# No, no, no, no | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
# No, no, no, no | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
# No, no, there's no limit | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
# No, no | 0:19:35 | 0:19:36 | |
# No, no, no, no | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
# No, no, no, no | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
# No, no, there's no limit | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
# No, no limits | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
# We'll reach for the sky | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
# No valley too deep, no mountain too high | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
# No, no limits | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
# Won't give up the fight | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
# We do what we want and we do it with pride... # | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
Let me hear you say, "yeah"! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Yeah! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
# No, no | 0:20:11 | 0:20:12 | |
# No, no, no, no | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
# No, no, no, no, no | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
# Techno, techno, techno, techno | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
# No, no | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
# No, no, no, no | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
# No, no, no, no, no | 0:20:21 | 0:20:22 | |
# Come on! Techno, techno, techno, techno | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
# No, no | 0:20:52 | 0:20:53 | |
# No, no, no, no | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
# No, no, no, no | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
# No, no, there's no limit | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
# No, no | 0:20:59 | 0:21:00 | |
# No, no, no, no | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
# No, no, no, no | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
# No, no, there's no limit | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
# No, no limits | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
# We'll reach for the sky | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
# No valley too deep, no mountain too high... # | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
2 Unlimited with a contubernium of oven-ready gladiators, | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
for no good reason. But, hey, it's Christmas. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Yes, but really, what have you done, eh? Hmm. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
Underwhelming baubles, Yoko. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-Happy Christmas, Kyoko. -Happy Christmas, Julian. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
# So this is Christmas | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
# And what have you done? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
# Another year over | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
# And a new one just begun | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
# And so this is Christmas | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
# I hope you have fun | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
# The near and the dear ones | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
# The old and the young | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
# A very merry Christmas | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
# And a happy New Year | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
# Let's hope it's a good one | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
# Without any fear | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
-# And so this is Christmas -War is over | 0:22:24 | 0:22:29 | |
-# For weak and for strong -If you want it | 0:22:29 | 0:22:34 | |
-# The rich and the poor ones -War is over | 0:22:34 | 0:22:39 | |
-# The world is so wrong -Now | 0:22:39 | 0:22:44 | |
-# And so happy Christmas -War is over | 0:22:44 | 0:22:49 | |
-# For black and for white -If you want it | 0:22:49 | 0:22:54 | |
-# For the yellow and red ones -War is over | 0:22:54 | 0:22:59 | |
-# Let's stop all the fight -Now | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
# A very merry Christmas | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
# And a happy New Year | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
# Let's hope it's a good one | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
# Without any fear | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
-# And so this is Christmas -War is over | 0:23:24 | 0:23:29 | |
-# And what have we done? -If you want it | 0:23:29 | 0:23:34 | |
-# Another year over -War is over | 0:23:34 | 0:23:39 | |
-# A new one just begun -Now | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
-# And so happy Christmas -War is over | 0:23:43 | 0:23:49 | |
-# We hope you have fun -If you want it | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
-# The near and the dear ones -War is over | 0:23:53 | 0:23:58 | |
-# The old and the young -Now | 0:23:58 | 0:24:03 | |
# A very merry Christmas | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
# And a happy New Year | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
# Let's hope it's a good one | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
# Without any fear | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
# War is over | 0:24:24 | 0:24:29 | |
# If you want it... # | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
Children's choir count stands at two. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
Now, direct from a nearby garden centre, it's Coldplay. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
And Chris has done his back in | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
and is having trouble standing up straight, so that explains that. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
But why he's wearing toddlers' shoes, I really can't say. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
# Turn your magic on, Umi, she'd say | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
# Everything you want's a dream away | 0:25:01 | 0:25:05 | |
# And we are legends every day | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
# That's what she told me | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
# And I feel my heart beating | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
# I feel my heart underneath my skin | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
# Oh, yeah, I feel my heart beating | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
# Cos you make me feel | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
# Like I'm alive again | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
# Alive again | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
# Oh, you make me feel | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
# Like I'm alive again | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
# Said I can't go on | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
# Not in this way | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
# I'm a dream that died by light of day | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
# Gonna hold up half the sky and say | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
# Only I own me | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
# And I feel my heart beating | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
# I feel my heart underneath my skin | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
# Oh, yeah, I feel my heart beating | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
# Cos you make me feel | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
# Like I'm alive again | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
# Alive again | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
# Oh, you make me feel | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
# Like I'm alive again | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
# Magic on, Umi, she'd say | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
# Everything you want's a dream away | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
# Under this pressure | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
# Under this weight | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
# We are diamonds taking shape | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
# Oh, we are diamonds taking shape | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
# Woo-oo-ooh | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
# Woo-oo-ooh | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
# If we've only got this life | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
# This adventure, oh, then I | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
# And if we've only got this life | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
# You get me through | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
# Yeah | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
# If we've only got this life | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
# In this adventure, oh, then I | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
# Want to share it with you | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
# With you | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
# With you | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
# Yeah, I do | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
-# Woo-hoo -Woo-hoo | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
-# Woo-hoo -Woo-hoo | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
-# Woo-hoo -Woo-hoo | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
-# Woo-hoo -Woo-hoo | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
-# Woo-hoo -Woo-hoo | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
-# Woo-hoo -Woo-hoo | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
-# Woo-hoo -Woo-hoo | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
-# Woo-hoo -Woo-hoo | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
-# Woo-hoo -Woo-hoo | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
# Woo-hoo. # | 0:28:11 | 0:28:13 | |
Good effort with the hat, Chris. Shame it was the wrong size, eh? | 0:28:13 | 0:28:17 | |
OK. Children's choir count - three. Well, it soon will be. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 | |
Merry Christmas, Woody. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
# When the snowman brings the snow | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
# Well, he just might like to know | 0:28:26 | 0:28:30 | |
# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face | 0:28:30 | 0:28:36 | |
# If you jump into your bed | 0:28:37 | 0:28:41 | |
# Quickly cover up your head | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
# Don't you lock the doors | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
# You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way | 0:28:46 | 0:28:51 | |
# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:28:51 | 0:28:56 | |
# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play | 0:28:58 | 0:29:03 | |
# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:29:04 | 0:29:10 | |
# Let the bells ring out for Christmas | 0:29:11 | 0:29:19 | |
# When we're skating in the park | 0:29:20 | 0:29:24 | |
# If the storm cloud makes it dark | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
# Then your rosy cheeks gonna light my merry way | 0:29:27 | 0:29:33 | |
# Now the frosticles appear | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
# And they've frozen up my beard | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
# So we'll lie by the fire | 0:29:40 | 0:29:43 | |
# Till the sleep simply melts 'em all away | 0:29:43 | 0:29:47 | |
# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:29:47 | 0:29:53 | |
# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play | 0:29:55 | 0:30:00 | |
# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:30:01 | 0:30:07 | |
# Let the bells ring out for Christmas | 0:30:08 | 0:30:15 | |
# When the snowman brings the snow | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
-# When the snowman brings the snow -Well, he just might like to know | 0:30:42 | 0:30:46 | |
# He just might like to know | 0:30:46 | 0:30:47 | |
# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face | 0:30:47 | 0:30:53 | |
# So if Santa brings that sleigh | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
-# Santa brings that sleigh -All along the Milky Way | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
# Along the Milky Way | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
# I'll sign my name on the rooftop in the snow | 0:31:01 | 0:31:03 | |
# Then he may decide to stay | 0:31:03 | 0:31:07 | |
# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:31:07 | 0:31:13 | |
# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play | 0:31:15 | 0:31:20 | |
# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:31:20 | 0:31:26 | |
# So let the bells ring out for Christmas... # | 0:31:28 | 0:31:34 | |
OK, you lot. Take it! | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:31:39 | 0:31:44 | |
# Christmas, baby! | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play... # | 0:31:46 | 0:31:52 | |
Does it count as a children's choir if they don't actually sing? | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
Evidently hastily assembled from a local primary school, | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
with no time to learn the words. Doh! | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
Now, shamelessly ignoring the festive dress code whilst performing | 0:32:01 | 0:32:05 | |
in front of some budget shower curtains, it's Robbie Williams. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:09 | |
# Heaven knows I was such a young boy | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
# I didn't know what I wanted to be | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
# I was every little hungry schoolgirl's pride and joy | 0:32:18 | 0:32:21 | |
# And I guess it was enough for me | 0:32:21 | 0:32:24 | |
# To win the race? A prettier face | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
# Brand-new clothes and a big fat place | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
# On your rock and roll TV | 0:32:33 | 0:32:35 | |
# But today the way I play the game has got to change, oh, yeah | 0:32:38 | 0:32:43 | |
# And now I'm gonna get myself happy | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
# I think there's something you should know | 0:32:49 | 0:32:51 | |
# I think it's time I told you so | 0:32:51 | 0:32:54 | |
# There's something deep inside of me | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
# There's someone else I've got to be | 0:32:57 | 0:32:59 | |
# Take back your picture in a frame | 0:32:59 | 0:33:02 | |
# Don't think that I'll be back again | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
# I just hope you'll understand | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
# Somehow the clothes do not make the man | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
# All we have to do now | 0:33:09 | 0:33:13 | |
# Is take these lies and make them true somehow | 0:33:14 | 0:33:20 | |
# All we have to see | 0:33:20 | 0:33:24 | |
# Is that I don't belong to you | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
# And you don't belong to me Yeah, yeah | 0:33:26 | 0:33:30 | |
-# Freedom -I won't let you down | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
-# Freedom -I will not give you up | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
-# Freedom -Gotta have some faith in myself | 0:33:35 | 0:33:37 | |
# Gotta give for what you take | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
# It's the one good thing that I've got | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
-# Freedom -I won't let you down | 0:33:41 | 0:33:43 | |
-# Freedom -So please don't give me up | 0:33:43 | 0:33:45 | |
-# Freedom -Cos I would really, really love | 0:33:45 | 0:33:49 | |
# To stick around, stick around | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
# Heaven knows we sure had some fun, boy | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
# What a kick, just my buddies and me | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
# What a kick, just my buddies and me | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
# We won the race Got out of the place | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
# Went back home, got a brand-new face | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
-# For the boys on MTV -Boys on MTV | 0:34:05 | 0:34:09 | |
# But today the way I play the game has got to change, oh, yeah | 0:34:11 | 0:34:15 | |
# And now I'm gonna get myself happy | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
# I think there's something you should know | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
# I think it's time I stopped the show | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
# There's something deep inside of me | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
# There's someone I forgot to be | 0:34:29 | 0:34:32 | |
# Take back your picture in a frame | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
# Don't think that I'll be back again | 0:34:34 | 0:34:37 | |
# I just hope you'll understand | 0:34:37 | 0:34:39 | |
# Sometimes the clothes do not make the man | 0:34:39 | 0:34:42 | |
# All we have to do now | 0:34:42 | 0:34:47 | |
# Is take these lies and make them true somehow | 0:34:47 | 0:34:52 | |
# All we have to see | 0:34:52 | 0:34:56 | |
# Is that I don't belong to you | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
# And you don't belong to me Yeah, yeah | 0:34:59 | 0:35:03 | |
-# Freedom -I won't let you down | 0:35:03 | 0:35:05 | |
-# Freedom -I will not give you up | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
-# Freedom -Gotta have some faith in myself | 0:35:07 | 0:35:10 | |
# Gotta give for what you take | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
# It's the one good thing that I've got | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
-# Freedom -I won't let you down | 0:35:14 | 0:35:15 | |
-# Freedom -So please don't give me up | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
-# Freedom -Cos I would really, really love | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
# To stick around, stick around... # | 0:35:21 | 0:35:23 | |
Now, could there be a more poignant title in this instance than | 0:35:23 | 0:35:27 | |
Last Christmas, as we lost George Michael last Christmas Day? | 0:35:27 | 0:35:31 | |
We miss you, George. RIP. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
# Last Christmas | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
# I gave you my heart | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
# But the very next day | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
# You gave it away | 0:35:45 | 0:35:47 | |
# This year | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
# To save me from tears | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
# I'll give it to someone special | 0:35:52 | 0:35:57 | |
# Last Christmas | 0:35:57 | 0:35:59 | |
# I gave you my heart | 0:35:59 | 0:36:01 | |
# But the very next day | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
-# You gave it away -You gave it away | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
# This year | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
# To save me from tears | 0:36:08 | 0:36:10 | |
# I'll give it to someone special | 0:36:10 | 0:36:13 | |
# Special | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
# Once bitten and twice shy | 0:36:33 | 0:36:37 | |
# I keep my distance | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
# But you still catch my eye | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
# Tell me, baby | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
# Do you recognise me? | 0:36:44 | 0:36:46 | |
# Well, it's been a year | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
# It doesn't surprise me... # | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
Happy Christmas. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:52 | |
# I wrapped it up and sent it | 0:36:52 | 0:36:55 | |
# With a note saying, "I love you" | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
# I meant it | 0:36:58 | 0:36:59 | |
# Now I know what a fool I've been | 0:36:59 | 0:37:03 | |
# But if you kissed me now | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
# I know you'd fool me again | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
# Last Christmas | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
# I gave you my heart | 0:37:10 | 0:37:13 | |
# But the very next day | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
# You gave it away | 0:37:15 | 0:37:16 | |
# You gave it away | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
# This year | 0:37:18 | 0:37:19 | |
# To save me from tears | 0:37:19 | 0:37:21 | |
# I'll give it to someone special | 0:37:21 | 0:37:25 | |
# Special | 0:37:25 | 0:37:26 | |
# Last Christmas | 0:37:26 | 0:37:28 | |
# I gave you my heart | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
# But the very next day | 0:37:30 | 0:37:33 | |
# You gave it away | 0:37:33 | 0:37:35 | |
# This year | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
# To save me from tears | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
# I'll give it to someone special | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
# Special | 0:37:43 | 0:37:44 | |
# Oh! | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
# Oh, my baby | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
# A crowded room | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
# Friends with tired eyes | 0:38:05 | 0:38:07 | |
# I'm hiding from you | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
# And your soul of ice | 0:38:09 | 0:38:12 | |
# My God I thought you were | 0:38:12 | 0:38:13 | |
# Someone to rely on | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
# Me? I guess I was | 0:38:16 | 0:38:18 | |
# A shoulder to cry on | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
# A face on a lover | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
# With a fire in his heart | 0:38:22 | 0:38:24 | |
# A man undercover | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
# But you tore me apart | 0:38:27 | 0:38:31 | |
# Ooh-ooh | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
# Now I've found a real love | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
# You'll never fool me again | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
# Last Christmas | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
# I gave you my heart | 0:38:40 | 0:38:42 | |
# But the very next day | 0:38:42 | 0:38:44 | |
# You gave it away | 0:38:44 | 0:38:46 | |
# You gave it away | 0:38:46 | 0:38:47 | |
# This year | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
# To save me from tears | 0:38:49 | 0:38:51 | |
# I'll give it to someone special | 0:38:51 | 0:38:55 | |
# Special | 0:38:55 | 0:38:56 | |
# Last Christmas | 0:38:56 | 0:38:58 | |
# I gave you my heart | 0:38:58 | 0:39:00 | |
# But the very next day | 0:39:00 | 0:39:03 | |
# You gave me away | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
# This year | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
# To save me from tears | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
# I'll give it to someone special | 0:39:09 | 0:39:13 | |
# A face on a lover | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
# With a fire in his heart | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
# A man undercover | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
# But you tore him apart | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
# Maybe next year... # | 0:39:23 | 0:39:26 | |
Very sadly missed this Christmas - George Michael. You're watching... | 0:39:27 | 0:39:31 | |
..with me, Mark Radcliffe. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:36 | |
And let's not forget that there are urgent medical procedures | 0:39:36 | 0:39:39 | |
being carried out over the festive period, but who can blame | 0:39:39 | 0:39:42 | |
the operating theatre staff for adopting a relaxed dress code | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
at this time of year? | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
# When I die and they lay me to rest | 0:39:48 | 0:39:52 | |
# Gonna go to the place that's best | 0:39:52 | 0:39:55 | |
# When they lay me down to die | 0:39:56 | 0:40:00 | |
# Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky | 0:40:00 | 0:40:04 | |
# Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
# Spirit in the sky | 0:40:07 | 0:40:08 | |
# That's where I'm gonna go when I die | 0:40:08 | 0:40:11 | |
# When I die | 0:40:11 | 0:40:12 | |
# When I die and they lay me to rest | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
# I'm gonna go to the place that's the best | 0:40:15 | 0:40:18 | |
# Prepare yourself - you know it's a must | 0:40:36 | 0:40:40 | |
# Gotta have a friend named Jesus | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
# So you know that when you die | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
# It's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky | 0:40:47 | 0:40:51 | |
# Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
# That's where you're gonna go when you die | 0:40:55 | 0:40:58 | |
# When you die | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
# When I die and they lay me to rest | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
# I'm gonna go to the place that's the best | 0:41:03 | 0:41:06 | |
# Never been a sinner | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
# I've never sinned | 0:41:57 | 0:41:59 | |
# I've got a friend named Jesus | 0:41:59 | 0:42:02 | |
# So you know that when I die | 0:42:03 | 0:42:07 | |
# It's gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky | 0:42:07 | 0:42:10 | |
# Going on up to the spirit in the sky | 0:42:11 | 0:42:14 | |
# Spirit in the sky | 0:42:14 | 0:42:15 | |
# That's where I'm gonna go when I die | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
# When I die | 0:42:18 | 0:42:19 | |
# When I die and they lay me to rest | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
# I'm gonna go to the place that's the best | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
# Going on up to the spirit in the sky | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
# Spirit in the sky | 0:42:30 | 0:42:31 | |
# That's where I'm gonna go when I die | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
# When I die | 0:42:34 | 0:42:35 | |
# When I die and they lay me to rest | 0:42:35 | 0:42:38 | |
# I'm gonna go to the place that's the best | 0:42:38 | 0:42:42 | |
# Go to the place that's the best... # | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
OK, M People next, and this was | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
when the BBC hadn't paid the gas bill and so the heating was cut off, | 0:42:46 | 0:42:50 | |
which is why the sax player kept his coat on and Heather wore a fleece! | 0:42:50 | 0:42:54 | |
# You've done me wrong | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
# Your time is up | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
# You took a sip | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
# From the devil's cup | 0:43:00 | 0:43:02 | |
# You broke my heart | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 | |
# There's no way back | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
# Move right outta here, baby | 0:43:06 | 0:43:08 | |
# Go on, pack your bags | 0:43:08 | 0:43:11 | |
# Just do you think you are? | 0:43:11 | 0:43:14 | |
# Stop acting like some kinda star | 0:43:14 | 0:43:19 | |
# Just who do you think you are? | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
# Take it like a man, baby, if that's what you are | 0:43:22 | 0:43:25 | |
# Cos I'm moving on up | 0:43:25 | 0:43:27 | |
# You're moving on out | 0:43:27 | 0:43:29 | |
# Moving on up | 0:43:29 | 0:43:31 | |
# Nothing can stop me | 0:43:31 | 0:43:33 | |
# Moving on up | 0:43:33 | 0:43:35 | |
# You're moving on out | 0:43:35 | 0:43:37 | |
# Time to break free | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
# Nothing can stop me | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
# They brag a man has walked in space | 0:43:48 | 0:43:52 | |
# But you can't even find my place | 0:43:52 | 0:43:55 | |
# There ain't nothing you can do | 0:43:55 | 0:43:59 | |
# Cos I've had enough of me, baby, being part of you | 0:43:59 | 0:44:04 | |
# Just who do you think you are? | 0:44:05 | 0:44:07 | |
# This time you've gone too far | 0:44:08 | 0:44:12 | |
# Just who do you think you are? | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
# Take it like a man, baby, if that's what you are | 0:44:15 | 0:44:19 | |
# I'm moving on up | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
# You're moving on out | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
# Moving on up | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
# Nothing can stop me | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
# Moving on up | 0:44:27 | 0:44:29 | |
# You're moving on out | 0:44:29 | 0:44:30 | |
# Time to break free | 0:44:30 | 0:44:33 | |
# Nothing can stop me, yeah | 0:44:33 | 0:44:35 | |
# Moving on up | 0:44:58 | 0:44:59 | |
# Moving on up | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
-# Moving on up -Hey, yeah, yeah | 0:45:05 | 0:45:09 | |
# Moving on up | 0:45:10 | 0:45:11 | |
# Moving on up | 0:45:13 | 0:45:14 | |
# You're moving on out | 0:45:14 | 0:45:17 | |
# Moving on up | 0:45:17 | 0:45:19 | |
# Nothing can stop me | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
# Moving on up | 0:45:21 | 0:45:22 | |
# You're moving on out | 0:45:22 | 0:45:24 | |
# Time to break free | 0:45:24 | 0:45:27 | |
# Nothing can stop me. # | 0:45:27 | 0:45:28 | |
And more ostentatiously warm clothing, | 0:45:30 | 0:45:32 | |
borrowed from their mums, with East 17 next. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:35 | |
Very dapper, especially when twinned with an undersized baseball cap | 0:45:35 | 0:45:39 | |
pinched from an infant sibling, eh, Brian? | 0:45:39 | 0:45:41 | |
# Stay now | 0:45:42 | 0:45:44 | |
# Baby, if you've got to go away | 0:45:44 | 0:45:47 | |
# Don't think I can take the pain | 0:45:47 | 0:45:50 | |
# Stay now | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
# Won't you stay another day? | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
# Stay now | 0:45:54 | 0:45:55 | |
# Don't you know we've come too far now | 0:45:59 | 0:46:04 | |
# Just to go | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
# And try to throw it all away? | 0:46:06 | 0:46:10 | |
# I've only just begun to know you | 0:46:13 | 0:46:19 | |
# All I can say | 0:46:19 | 0:46:21 | |
# Is won't you stay just one more day? | 0:46:21 | 0:46:26 | |
# Stay now | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
# Baby, if you've got to go away | 0:46:29 | 0:46:33 | |
# Don't think I can take the pain | 0:46:33 | 0:46:36 | |
# Won't you stay another day? | 0:46:36 | 0:46:41 | |
# Oh, don't leave me alone like this | 0:46:43 | 0:46:48 | |
# Don't you say it's the final kiss | 0:46:48 | 0:46:51 | |
# Won't you stay another day? | 0:46:51 | 0:46:56 | |
# I touch your face while you are sleeping | 0:47:02 | 0:47:07 | |
# And hold your hand | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
# Don't understand what's going on | 0:47:09 | 0:47:14 | |
# Good times we had return to haunt me | 0:47:17 | 0:47:23 | |
# Though it's for you | 0:47:23 | 0:47:25 | |
# All that I do seems to be wrong | 0:47:25 | 0:47:30 | |
# Stay now, stay now | 0:47:32 | 0:47:34 | |
# Stay now | 0:47:35 | 0:47:36 | |
# Baby, if you've got to go away | 0:47:36 | 0:47:40 | |
# Don't think I can take the pain | 0:47:40 | 0:47:44 | |
# Won't you stay another day? | 0:47:44 | 0:47:47 | |
# Stay now, stay now, stay now | 0:47:47 | 0:47:49 | |
# Oh, don't leave me alone like this | 0:47:51 | 0:47:55 | |
# Don't you say it's the final kiss | 0:47:55 | 0:47:59 | |
# Won't you stay another day? | 0:47:59 | 0:48:02 | |
# Stay | 0:48:05 | 0:48:06 | |
# Baby, if you've got to go away | 0:48:06 | 0:48:09 | |
# Don't think I can take the pain | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
# Stay | 0:48:13 | 0:48:14 | |
# Won't you stay another day? | 0:48:14 | 0:48:18 | |
# Oh, don't leave me alone like this | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
# Don't you say it's the final kiss... # | 0:48:25 | 0:48:28 | |
Lovely ear adornments there, chaps, which reminds me - | 0:48:28 | 0:48:31 | |
must get some new rings for my shower curtain. | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
A classic from Abba now, showcasing all their famous moves - | 0:48:33 | 0:48:37 | |
facing the front, facing each other, back-to-back. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:40 | |
They had it all, didn't they? | 0:48:40 | 0:48:42 | |
# I've been cheated by you since I don't know when | 0:48:45 | 0:48:49 | |
# So I made up my mind it must come to an end | 0:48:52 | 0:48:56 | |
# Look at me now | 0:48:59 | 0:49:01 | |
# Will I ever learn? | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
# I don't know how | 0:49:03 | 0:49:05 | |
# But I suddenly lose control | 0:49:05 | 0:49:08 | |
# There's a fire within my soul | 0:49:08 | 0:49:11 | |
# Just one look | 0:49:12 | 0:49:14 | |
# And I can hear a bell ring | 0:49:14 | 0:49:15 | |
# One more look | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
# And I forget everything | 0:49:17 | 0:49:19 | |
# Oh-oh | 0:49:19 | 0:49:21 | |
# Mamma mia | 0:49:21 | 0:49:22 | |
# Here I go again | 0:49:22 | 0:49:24 | |
# My, my, how can I resist you? | 0:49:24 | 0:49:27 | |
# Mamma mia | 0:49:27 | 0:49:29 | |
# Does it show again | 0:49:29 | 0:49:31 | |
# My, my, just how much I've missed you? | 0:49:31 | 0:49:34 | |
# Yes, I've been broken-hearted | 0:49:34 | 0:49:37 | |
# Blue since the day we parted | 0:49:37 | 0:49:41 | |
# Why, why | 0:49:41 | 0:49:42 | |
# Did I ever let you go? | 0:49:42 | 0:49:44 | |
# Mamma mia | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
# Now I really know | 0:49:46 | 0:49:48 | |
# My, my | 0:49:48 | 0:49:50 | |
# I could never let you go | 0:49:50 | 0:49:51 | |
# I've been angry and sad about things that you do | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
# I can't count all the times that I told you "we're through" | 0:50:05 | 0:50:10 | |
# And when you go | 0:50:12 | 0:50:14 | |
# When you slam the door | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
# I think you know | 0:50:16 | 0:50:18 | |
# That you won't be away too long | 0:50:18 | 0:50:21 | |
# You know that I'm not that strong | 0:50:21 | 0:50:25 | |
# Just one look | 0:50:26 | 0:50:27 | |
# And I can hear a bell ring | 0:50:27 | 0:50:29 | |
# One more look | 0:50:29 | 0:50:30 | |
# And I forget everything | 0:50:30 | 0:50:33 | |
# Oh-oh | 0:50:33 | 0:50:34 | |
# Mamma mia | 0:50:34 | 0:50:36 | |
# Here I go again | 0:50:36 | 0:50:37 | |
# My, my, how can I resist you? | 0:50:37 | 0:50:41 | |
# Mamma mia | 0:50:41 | 0:50:43 | |
# Does it show again | 0:50:43 | 0:50:45 | |
# My, my, just how much I've missed you? | 0:50:45 | 0:50:48 | |
# Yes, I've been broken-hearted | 0:50:48 | 0:50:51 | |
# Blue since the day we parted | 0:50:51 | 0:50:55 | |
# Why, why | 0:50:55 | 0:50:56 | |
# Did I ever let you go? | 0:50:56 | 0:50:58 | |
# Mamma mia | 0:50:58 | 0:51:00 | |
# Even if I said | 0:51:00 | 0:51:01 | |
# "Bye-bye, leave me now or never" | 0:51:01 | 0:51:05 | |
# Mamma mia | 0:51:05 | 0:51:06 | |
# It's a game we play | 0:51:06 | 0:51:08 | |
# Bye-bye | 0:51:08 | 0:51:10 | |
# Doesn't mean forever | 0:51:10 | 0:51:12 | |
# Mamma mia | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
# Here I go again | 0:51:14 | 0:51:15 | |
# My, my, how can I resist you? | 0:51:15 | 0:51:19 | |
# Mamma mia | 0:51:19 | 0:51:21 | |
# Does it show again | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
# My, my, just how much I've missed you? | 0:51:23 | 0:51:26 | |
# Yes, I've been broken-hearted | 0:51:26 | 0:51:30 | |
# Blue since the day we parted | 0:51:30 | 0:51:33 | |
# Why, why | 0:51:33 | 0:51:34 | |
# Did I ever let you go? | 0:51:34 | 0:51:37 | |
# Mamma mia, now I really know | 0:51:37 | 0:51:40 | |
# My, my, I could never let you go. # | 0:51:40 | 0:51:43 | |
Always great to have a bit of Abba, isn't it? | 0:51:43 | 0:51:46 | |
And now it's Charles And Eddie. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:48 | |
Yes, all right, Eddie, we know you've washed your hair. | 0:51:48 | 0:51:51 | |
There's no need to keep flicking it about - | 0:51:51 | 0:51:53 | |
you're not in a shampoo advert! | 0:51:53 | 0:51:55 | |
# Look into my eyes | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
# Can't you see they're open wide? | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
# Would I lie to you, baby? | 0:51:59 | 0:52:01 | |
-# Would I lie to you? -Oh, yeah | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
# Don't you know it's true | 0:52:04 | 0:52:06 | |
# That, girl, there's only you? | 0:52:06 | 0:52:09 | |
# Would I lie to you, baby, yeah? | 0:52:09 | 0:52:12 | |
# Everybody wants to know the truth | 0:52:15 | 0:52:17 | |
# In my arms is the only proof | 0:52:19 | 0:52:23 | |
# I've hidden my hurt behind the bedroom door | 0:52:24 | 0:52:29 | |
# Now it's open, I can do no more | 0:52:29 | 0:52:34 | |
# I'm telling you, baby | 0:52:34 | 0:52:35 | |
# You will never find another girl | 0:52:35 | 0:52:39 | |
# In this heart of mine | 0:52:39 | 0:52:41 | |
# Oh | 0:52:41 | 0:52:43 | |
# Look into my eyes | 0:52:43 | 0:52:45 | |
# Can't you see they're open wide? | 0:52:45 | 0:52:47 | |
# Would I lie to you, baby? | 0:52:47 | 0:52:49 | |
# Would I lie to you? | 0:52:49 | 0:52:52 | |
# Oh, yeah | 0:52:52 | 0:52:53 | |
# Don't you know it's true? | 0:52:53 | 0:52:54 | |
# Girl, there's only you now | 0:52:54 | 0:52:57 | |
# Would I lie to you, baby? | 0:52:57 | 0:52:59 | |
# Would I lie to you? | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
# Everybody's got their history | 0:53:03 | 0:53:07 | |
# On every page a little mystery | 0:53:07 | 0:53:10 | |
# You can read my diary You're in every line | 0:53:12 | 0:53:15 | |
# Jealous mind's never satisfied | 0:53:17 | 0:53:20 | |
# I'm telling you, baby | 0:53:22 | 0:53:23 | |
# You will never find another girl | 0:53:23 | 0:53:27 | |
# In this heart of mine | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
# In this heart of mine | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
# Look into my eyes | 0:53:31 | 0:53:33 | |
# Can't you see they're open wide? | 0:53:33 | 0:53:35 | |
# Would I lie to you, baby? | 0:53:35 | 0:53:38 | |
-# Would I lie to you? -Oh, yeah | 0:53:38 | 0:53:41 | |
# Don't you know it's true | 0:53:41 | 0:53:42 | |
# That, girl, there's only you | 0:53:42 | 0:53:45 | |
# Would I lie to you, baby, yeah? # | 0:53:45 | 0:53:49 | |
Come on, let me hear you scream. Come on! | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
# You wanna see me night and day | 0:53:51 | 0:53:53 | |
# Would I lie? | 0:53:54 | 0:53:56 | |
# If I tell you that I'm here to stay | 0:53:56 | 0:53:58 | |
# Would I lie to you? | 0:53:58 | 0:54:01 | |
# Do you think I'd give my love away? | 0:54:01 | 0:54:03 | |
# Would I lie? | 0:54:03 | 0:54:05 | |
# That's not the kind of game I play, no | 0:54:05 | 0:54:09 | |
# I'm telling you, baby | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
# You will never find another girl | 0:54:11 | 0:54:14 | |
# In this heart of mine | 0:54:14 | 0:54:16 | |
# In this heart of mine | 0:54:16 | 0:54:19 | |
# Deep in my heart | 0:54:19 | 0:54:21 | |
# Look into my eyes | 0:54:21 | 0:54:23 | |
# Can't you see they're open wide? | 0:54:23 | 0:54:25 | |
# Would I lie to you, baby? | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
-# Would I lie to you? -Oh, yeah | 0:54:28 | 0:54:30 | |
# Don't you know it's true? | 0:54:30 | 0:54:32 | |
# Girl, there's only you now | 0:54:32 | 0:54:35 | |
# Would I lie to you, baby, yeah? | 0:54:35 | 0:54:38 | |
# Look into my eyes | 0:54:39 | 0:54:42 | |
# Can't you see they're open wide? | 0:54:42 | 0:54:44 | |
# Would I lie to you, baby? # | 0:54:44 | 0:54:47 | |
Next up, a familiar festive fave which utilises | 0:54:47 | 0:54:51 | |
many of the classic Christmas elements - a brass band, | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
sleigh bells and a mention of the nuclear fallout zone. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:58 | |
# Hey, Mr Churchill comes over here | 0:54:58 | 0:55:00 | |
# To say we're doing splendidly | 0:55:00 | 0:55:03 | |
# But it's very cold | 0:55:03 | 0:55:04 | |
# Out here in the snow | 0:55:04 | 0:55:05 | |
# Marching to and from the enemy | 0:55:05 | 0:55:08 | |
# Oh, I say it's tough | 0:55:08 | 0:55:09 | |
# I have had enough | 0:55:09 | 0:55:10 | |
# Can you stop the cavalry? | 0:55:10 | 0:55:13 | |
# I have had to fight | 0:55:31 | 0:55:32 | |
# Almost every night | 0:55:32 | 0:55:33 | |
# Down throughout these centuries | 0:55:33 | 0:55:35 | |
# That is when I say Oh, yes, yet again | 0:55:35 | 0:55:38 | |
# Can you stop the cavalry? | 0:55:38 | 0:55:40 | |
# Mary Bradley waits at home | 0:55:42 | 0:55:44 | |
# In the nuclear fallout zone | 0:55:44 | 0:55:47 | |
# Wish I could be dancing now | 0:55:47 | 0:55:49 | |
# In the arms of the girl I love | 0:55:49 | 0:55:52 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum | 0:55:55 | 0:55:56 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum | 0:55:56 | 0:55:58 | |
# Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum | 0:55:58 | 0:55:59 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum | 0:55:59 | 0:56:02 | |
# Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum | 0:56:02 | 0:56:03 | |
# Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum Dub-a-dum-a-dum | 0:56:03 | 0:56:05 | |
# Wish I was at home for Christmas | 0:56:05 | 0:56:10 | |
# Bang goes another bomb | 0:56:21 | 0:56:23 | |
# On another town | 0:56:23 | 0:56:24 | |
# While the Tsar and Jim have tea | 0:56:24 | 0:56:26 | |
# If I get home Live to tell the tale | 0:56:26 | 0:56:29 | |
# I'll run for all presidencies | 0:56:29 | 0:56:31 | |
# If I get elected I'll stop | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
# I will stop the cavalry | 0:56:34 | 0:56:36 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum | 0:56:55 | 0:56:56 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum | 0:56:56 | 0:56:57 | |
# Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum | 0:56:57 | 0:56:59 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum | 0:56:59 | 0:57:00 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum | 0:57:00 | 0:57:01 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum | 0:57:01 | 0:57:02 | |
# Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum | 0:57:02 | 0:57:04 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum | 0:57:04 | 0:57:05 | |
# Wish I was at home for Christmas | 0:57:05 | 0:57:10 | |
# Wish I could be dancing now | 0:57:10 | 0:57:12 | |
# In the arms of the girl I love | 0:57:12 | 0:57:15 | |
# Mary Bradley waits at home | 0:57:15 | 0:57:17 | |
# She's been waiting two years long | 0:57:17 | 0:57:20 | |
# Wish I was at home for Christmas. # | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
OK, we're off to the Radio 1 Live Lounge now. | 0:57:35 | 0:57:38 | |
It's just through the Live Kitchen, next to the Live Dining Room. | 0:57:38 | 0:57:42 | |
And, ooh, who's been forced to wear a new jumper by his girlfriend? | 0:57:42 | 0:57:45 | |
# It was Christmas Eve, babe | 0:57:45 | 0:57:48 | |
# In the drunk tank | 0:57:50 | 0:57:52 | |
# An old man said to me | 0:57:53 | 0:57:55 | |
# "Won't see another one" | 0:57:56 | 0:57:59 | |
# And then he sang a song | 0:58:00 | 0:58:04 | |
# The Rare Old Mountain Dew | 0:58:04 | 0:58:07 | |
# I turned my face away | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
# And dreamed about you | 0:58:11 | 0:58:14 | |
# Got on a lucky one | 0:58:15 | 0:58:19 | |
# Came in 18 to 1 | 0:58:19 | 0:58:23 | |
# I've got a feeling | 0:58:23 | 0:58:24 | |
# This year's for me and you | 0:58:26 | 0:58:29 | |
# So happy Christmas | 0:58:30 | 0:58:33 | |
# I love you, baby | 0:58:34 | 0:58:37 | |
# I can see a better time | 0:58:37 | 0:58:40 | |
# When all our dreams come true | 0:58:41 | 0:58:44 | |
# They've got cars big as bars | 0:58:56 | 0:58:58 | |
# They've got rivers of gold | 0:58:58 | 0:58:59 | |
# But the wind goes right through you | 0:58:59 | 0:59:01 | |
# It's no place for the old | 0:59:01 | 0:59:02 | |
# When you first took my hand | 0:59:02 | 0:59:04 | |
# On a cold Christmas Eve | 0:59:04 | 0:59:05 | |
# You promised me Broadway was waiting for me | 0:59:05 | 0:59:08 | |
-# You were handsome -You were pretty | 0:59:08 | 0:59:10 | |
# Queen of New York City | 0:59:10 | 0:59:11 | |
-BOTH: -# When the band finished playing | 0:59:11 | 0:59:13 | |
# They howled out for more | 0:59:13 | 0:59:15 | |
# Sinatra was swinging | 0:59:15 | 0:59:16 | |
# All the drunks, they were singing | 0:59:16 | 0:59:18 | |
# We kissed on a corner | 0:59:18 | 0:59:19 | |
# Then danced through the night | 0:59:19 | 0:59:21 | |
# The boys of the NYPD choir | 0:59:21 | 0:59:24 | |
# Were singing Galway Bay | 0:59:24 | 0:59:26 | |
# And the bells were ringing out | 0:59:26 | 0:59:29 | |
# For Christmas Day | 0:59:29 | 0:59:31 | |
# You're a bum, you're a punk | 0:59:42 | 0:59:43 | |
# You're an old gal on junk | 0:59:43 | 0:59:45 | |
# Lying there almost dead | 0:59:45 | 0:59:46 | |
# On a drip in that bed | 0:59:46 | 0:59:48 | |
# You scumbag, you maggot | 0:59:48 | 0:59:49 | |
# You cheap, lousy blagger | 0:59:49 | 0:59:51 | |
# Merry Christmas, you mug | 0:59:51 | 0:59:52 | |
# I pray God it's our last | 0:59:52 | 0:59:54 | |
# The boys of the NYPD choir | 0:59:54 | 0:59:56 | |
# Still singing Galway Bay | 0:59:56 | 0:59:59 | |
# And the bells are ringing out | 0:59:59 | 1:00:02 | |
# For Christmas Day | 1:00:02 | 1:00:04 | |
# I could have been someone | 1:00:14 | 1:00:17 | |
# Well, so could anyone | 1:00:17 | 1:00:20 | |
# You took my dreams from me | 1:00:20 | 1:00:23 | |
# When I first found you | 1:00:23 | 1:00:26 | |
# I took them with me, babe | 1:00:26 | 1:00:29 | |
# I kept them with my own | 1:00:29 | 1:00:32 | |
# Can't make it alone | 1:00:32 | 1:00:35 | |
# I've built my dreams around you | 1:00:35 | 1:00:38 | |
# The boys of the NYPD choir | 1:00:40 | 1:00:43 | |
# Still singing Galway Bay | 1:00:43 | 1:00:46 | |
# And the bells are ringing out | 1:00:46 | 1:00:48 | |
# For Christmas Day | 1:00:48 | 1:00:50 | |
# Jingle bells, jingle bells | 1:01:31 | 1:01:33 | |
# Jingle all the way | 1:01:33 | 1:01:35 | |
# Oh, what fun it is to ride | 1:01:35 | 1:01:38 | |
# On a one-horse open sleigh | 1:01:38 | 1:01:39 | |
# Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells | 1:01:39 | 1:01:41 | |
# Jingle all the way | 1:01:42 | 1:01:44 | |
# Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh | 1:01:44 | 1:01:48 | |
# Dashing through the snow | 1:01:49 | 1:01:50 | |
# On a one-horse open sleigh | 1:01:50 | 1:01:53 | |
# Through the fields we go | 1:01:53 | 1:01:55 | |
# Laughing all the way, ha-ha-ha | 1:01:55 | 1:01:57 | |
# Bells on bobtails ring | 1:01:57 | 1:01:59 | |
# Making spirits bright | 1:01:59 | 1:02:01 | |
# What fun it is to ride and sing | 1:02:01 | 1:02:04 | |
# A sleighing song tonight | 1:02:04 | 1:02:05 | |
# Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells | 1:02:05 | 1:02:07 | |
# Jingle all the way | 1:02:07 | 1:02:10 | |
# Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh | 1:02:10 | 1:02:13 | |
# Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells | 1:02:13 | 1:02:16 | |
# Jingle all the way | 1:02:16 | 1:02:18 | |
# Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh. # | 1:02:18 | 1:02:21 | |
Ah, lyrical changes to avoid offence, | 1:02:21 | 1:02:24 | |
eh, kids and a jaunty Jingle Bell bonus. | 1:02:24 | 1:02:26 | |
Well, if we must. Panto time now and over we go to the Lyceum Theatre in Crewe, | 1:02:26 | 1:02:32 | |
where in something of a coup for their production of Aladdin, | 1:02:32 | 1:02:35 | |
Boy George has agreed to play Widow Twankey but first, as Buttons presumably, Paul Young. | 1:02:35 | 1:02:41 | |
# It's Christmas time | 1:02:41 | 1:02:43 | |
# There's no need to be afraid | 1:02:44 | 1:02:48 | |
# At Christmas time | 1:02:49 | 1:02:52 | |
# We let in light and we banish shade | 1:02:52 | 1:02:55 | |
# And in our world of plenty | 1:02:57 | 1:03:02 | |
# We can spread a smile of joy | 1:03:02 | 1:03:06 | |
# Throw your arms around the world | 1:03:06 | 1:03:09 | |
# At Christmas time | 1:03:09 | 1:03:12 | |
# But say a prayer | 1:03:14 | 1:03:16 | |
# Pray for the other ones | 1:03:17 | 1:03:21 | |
# At Christmas time | 1:03:22 | 1:03:25 | |
# It's hard | 1:03:25 | 1:03:27 | |
# But when you're having fun | 1:03:27 | 1:03:29 | |
# There's a world outside your window | 1:03:31 | 1:03:35 | |
# And it's a world of dread and fear | 1:03:35 | 1:03:39 | |
# Where the only water flowing is | 1:03:39 | 1:03:43 | |
# The bitter sting of tears | 1:03:43 | 1:03:47 | |
# And the Christmas bells That ring there | 1:03:47 | 1:03:51 | |
# Are the clanging chimes of doom | 1:03:51 | 1:03:56 | |
# Well tonight, thank God it's them | 1:03:56 | 1:03:59 | |
# Instead of you | 1:03:59 | 1:04:02 | |
# And there won't be snow in Africa | 1:04:04 | 1:04:08 | |
# This Christmas time | 1:04:08 | 1:04:11 | |
# The greatest gift they'll get | 1:04:13 | 1:04:16 | |
# This year is life | 1:04:16 | 1:04:19 | |
# Oooh | 1:04:19 | 1:04:20 | |
# Where nothing ever grows | 1:04:20 | 1:04:24 | |
# No rain nor rivers flow | 1:04:25 | 1:04:28 | |
# Do they know It's Christmas time at all? | 1:04:29 | 1:04:34 | |
# Oh-oh | 1:04:37 | 1:04:39 | |
# Here's to you | 1:04:39 | 1:04:40 | |
# Raise a glass for everyone | 1:04:40 | 1:04:43 | |
# Here's to them | 1:04:43 | 1:04:44 | |
# Underneath that burning sun | 1:04:44 | 1:04:47 | |
# Do they know | 1:04:47 | 1:04:48 | |
# It's Christmas time at all? | 1:04:48 | 1:04:52 | |
# Feed the world | 1:05:07 | 1:05:11 | |
# Feed the world | 1:05:16 | 1:05:20 | |
# Feed the world... # | 1:05:24 | 1:05:26 | |
Later in his career, you see, | 1:05:26 | 1:05:27 | |
and so Dave Hill of Slade could afford his own top hat. | 1:05:27 | 1:05:31 | |
Now, it is over to the Poco A Poco cabaret nightspot, Morecambe, | 1:05:31 | 1:05:35 | |
where Count Dracula is on stage. Is this the way to Amarillo? | 1:05:35 | 1:05:39 | |
Well, as we're on the West Coast and Amarillo | 1:05:39 | 1:05:41 | |
is in the Texas Panhandle, I guess it is, in a way. | 1:05:41 | 1:05:44 | |
# When the day is dawning | 1:05:51 | 1:05:53 | |
# On a Texas Sunday morning | 1:05:55 | 1:05:58 | |
# How I long to be there | 1:05:58 | 1:06:00 | |
# With Marie who's waiting For me there | 1:06:01 | 1:06:05 | |
# Every lonely city Where I hang my hat | 1:06:05 | 1:06:11 | |
# Ain't as half as pretty | 1:06:12 | 1:06:16 | |
# As where my baby's at | 1:06:16 | 1:06:20 | |
# Is this the way to Amarillo? | 1:06:20 | 1:06:23 | |
# Every night I've been hugging my pillow | 1:06:23 | 1:06:27 | |
# Dreaming dreams of Amarillo | 1:06:27 | 1:06:30 | |
# And sweet Marie who waits for me | 1:06:30 | 1:06:33 | |
# Show me the way to Amarillo | 1:06:34 | 1:06:38 | |
# I've been weeping like a willow | 1:06:38 | 1:06:41 | |
# Crying over Amarillo | 1:06:41 | 1:06:45 | |
# And sweet Marie who waits for me | 1:06:45 | 1:06:49 | |
# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la | 1:06:49 | 1:06:52 | |
# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la | 1:06:52 | 1:06:56 | |
# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la | 1:06:56 | 1:07:00 | |
# And Marie who waits for me | 1:07:00 | 1:07:04 | |
# There's a church bell ringing | 1:07:04 | 1:07:06 | |
# Hear the song of joy That it's singing | 1:07:07 | 1:07:11 | |
# For the sweet Maria | 1:07:11 | 1:07:13 | |
# And the guy who's coming to see her | 1:07:14 | 1:07:18 | |
# Just beyond the highway | 1:07:18 | 1:07:21 | |
# There's an open plain | 1:07:22 | 1:07:25 | |
# And it keeps me going | 1:07:25 | 1:07:28 | |
# Through the wind and rain | 1:07:29 | 1:07:32 | |
# Is this the way to Amarillo? | 1:07:32 | 1:07:36 | |
# Every night I've been hugging my pillow | 1:07:36 | 1:07:40 | |
# Dreaming dreams of Amarillo | 1:07:40 | 1:07:43 | |
# And sweet Marie who waits for me | 1:07:43 | 1:07:47 | |
# Show me the way to Amarillo | 1:07:47 | 1:07:50 | |
# I've been weeping like a willow | 1:07:50 | 1:07:53 | |
# Crying over Amarillo | 1:07:53 | 1:07:57 | |
# And sweet Marie who waits for me | 1:07:57 | 1:08:00 | |
# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la | 1:08:02 | 1:08:05 | |
# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la | 1:08:05 | 1:08:09 | |
# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la | 1:08:09 | 1:08:12 | |
# And Marie who waits for me | 1:08:12 | 1:08:15 | |
# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la | 1:08:16 | 1:08:20 | |
# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la | 1:08:20 | 1:08:23 | |
# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la | 1:08:23 | 1:08:27 | |
# And Marie who waits for me | 1:08:27 | 1:08:29 | |
# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... # | 1:08:31 | 1:08:34 | |
OK, Alison Moyet is up next - evidently caught in a high | 1:08:34 | 1:08:36 | |
wind on her way to the studio. | 1:08:36 | 1:08:38 | |
And no, you don't need to polish your glasses, | 1:08:38 | 1:08:41 | |
we left a smear of cleaning fluid on the lens. | 1:08:41 | 1:08:43 | |
Sorry about that! | 1:08:43 | 1:08:44 | |
# It's that ole devil called love again | 1:08:44 | 1:08:52 | |
# Gets behind me and keeps giving me that shove again | 1:08:52 | 1:08:58 | |
# Putting rain in my eyes | 1:08:59 | 1:09:04 | |
# Tears in my dreams | 1:09:04 | 1:09:08 | |
# And rocks in my heart | 1:09:08 | 1:09:13 | |
# It's that sly old son of a gun again | 1:09:13 | 1:09:21 | |
# He keeps telling me that I'm the lucky one again | 1:09:21 | 1:09:28 | |
# But I still have that rain | 1:09:28 | 1:09:31 | |
# Still have those tears And those rocks in my heart | 1:09:31 | 1:09:38 | |
# S'pose I didn't stay Ran away, wouldn't play | 1:09:44 | 1:09:50 | |
# The devil What a potion he would brew? | 1:09:50 | 1:09:55 | |
# He'd follow me around | 1:09:57 | 1:10:01 | |
# Build me up Tear me down | 1:10:01 | 1:10:04 | |
# Till I'd be so bewildered | 1:10:04 | 1:10:08 | |
# I wouldn't know what to do | 1:10:08 | 1:10:10 | |
# Might as well give up that fight again | 1:10:10 | 1:10:16 | |
# I know darn well he'll convince me that he's right again | 1:10:18 | 1:10:23 | |
# When he sings that sorry song I'm just gonna tag along | 1:10:25 | 1:10:32 | |
# With that ole devil called love | 1:10:32 | 1:10:38 | |
# He'd follow me around | 1:10:40 | 1:10:43 | |
# Build me up Tear me down | 1:10:43 | 1:10:47 | |
# Till I'd be so bewildered | 1:10:47 | 1:10:51 | |
# I wouldn't know what to do | 1:10:51 | 1:10:54 | |
# Might as well give up that fight again | 1:10:54 | 1:10:59 | |
# I know darn well he'll convince me that he's right again | 1:11:01 | 1:11:06 | |
# When he sings that sorry song | 1:11:08 | 1:11:13 | |
# I'm just gonna tag along | 1:11:13 | 1:11:16 | |
# With that ole devil called love | 1:11:16 | 1:11:20 | |
# With that ole devil called love... # | 1:11:24 | 1:11:27 | |
Those nice boys McFly are here now to perform Rockin' Robin | 1:11:27 | 1:11:31 | |
and someone in BBC finance has sanctioned the purchase of a fake robin. | 1:11:31 | 1:11:35 | |
If I'm honest, as props go, it is a little underwhelming | 1:11:35 | 1:11:38 | |
so keep your eye on the drums, to ensure maximum enjoyment. | 1:11:38 | 1:11:43 | |
# He rocks in the tree tops all day long | 1:11:43 | 1:11:46 | |
# Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' his song | 1:11:46 | 1:11:49 | |
# All the little birdies on J-Bird Street | 1:11:49 | 1:11:51 | |
# Love to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet | 1:11:51 | 1:11:54 | |
# Rockin' robin | 1:11:54 | 1:11:55 | |
# Tweet, tweet, tweet | 1:11:55 | 1:11:57 | |
# Rockin' robin | 1:11:57 | 1:11:58 | |
# Tweet, tweet, tweet | 1:11:58 | 1:12:00 | |
# Go rockin' robin | 1:12:00 | 1:12:01 | |
# Cos we're really gonna rock tonight | 1:12:01 | 1:12:04 | |
# Every little swallow, every chickadee | 1:12:05 | 1:12:07 | |
# Every little bird in the tall oak tree | 1:12:07 | 1:12:10 | |
# The wise old owl, the big black crow | 1:12:10 | 1:12:13 | |
# Flappin' their wings singin' go bird, go | 1:12:13 | 1:12:16 | |
# Rockin' robin | 1:12:16 | 1:12:18 | |
# Rockin' robin | 1:12:18 | 1:12:20 | |
# Go rockin' robin | 1:12:20 | 1:12:23 | |
# Cos we're really gonna rock tonight | 1:12:23 | 1:12:25 | |
# Yeah, yeah | 1:12:25 | 1:12:28 | |
# The pretty little raven at the bird man stand | 1:12:28 | 1:12:30 | |
# Taught him how to do the bop and it was grand | 1:12:30 | 1:12:32 | |
# He started goin' steady and "bless my soul" | 1:12:32 | 1:12:35 | |
# He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole | 1:12:35 | 1:12:38 | |
# He rocks in the tree tops all day long | 1:12:38 | 1:12:40 | |
# Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' his song | 1:12:40 | 1:12:43 | |
# All the little birdies on J-Bird Street | 1:12:43 | 1:12:46 | |
# Love to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet | 1:12:46 | 1:12:49 | |
-# Rockin' robin -Tweet, tweedily dee | 1:12:49 | 1:12:53 | |
-# Rock, rock rockin' robin -Tweet, tweedily dee | 1:12:53 | 1:12:55 | |
# Go rockin' robin | 1:12:55 | 1:12:56 | |
# Cos we're really gonna rock tonight | 1:12:56 | 1:12:58 | |
# Here we go! | 1:12:58 | 1:12:59 | |
# The pretty little raven at the bird man stand | 1:13:10 | 1:13:13 | |
# Taught him how to do the bop and it was grand | 1:13:13 | 1:13:16 | |
# He started goin' steady and "bless my soul" | 1:13:16 | 1:13:19 | |
# He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole | 1:13:19 | 1:13:22 | |
# He rocks in the tree tops all day long | 1:13:22 | 1:13:25 | |
# Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' his song | 1:13:25 | 1:13:27 | |
# All the little birdies on J-Bird Street | 1:13:27 | 1:13:29 | |
# Love to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet | 1:13:29 | 1:13:33 | |
# Rockin' robin | 1:13:33 | 1:13:35 | |
# Rockin' robin | 1:13:35 | 1:13:37 | |
# Go rockin' robin | 1:13:37 | 1:13:40 | |
# Cos we're really gonna rock tonight. # | 1:13:40 | 1:13:46 | |
Right, lads, very good. Now get all that fake snow swept up. | 1:13:52 | 1:13:55 | |
I'm on a tight schedule here. I've got the Spice Girls on next. | 1:13:55 | 1:13:58 | |
In fact, here they are now, direct from a creditable bronze | 1:13:58 | 1:14:01 | |
medal in the World Standing In A Line And Wiggling Championships. | 1:14:01 | 1:14:05 | |
# Love is blind | 1:14:12 | 1:14:14 | |
# As far as the eye can see | 1:14:14 | 1:14:17 | |
# Deep and meaningless words to me | 1:14:18 | 1:14:22 | |
# Easy lover | 1:14:24 | 1:14:26 | |
# I need a friend | 1:14:26 | 1:14:30 | |
# Road to nowhere | 1:14:30 | 1:14:32 | |
# Twist and turns but will this never end? | 1:14:32 | 1:14:36 | |
# Well, my dear you'll know that he pleases me | 1:14:36 | 1:14:40 | |
# Pleases me | 1:14:40 | 1:14:42 | |
# But short-term solution Ain't no resolution | 1:14:42 | 1:14:44 | |
# That ain't no release for me | 1:14:44 | 1:14:47 | |
# Too much of something is bad enough | 1:14:47 | 1:14:52 | |
# But something's coming over me | 1:14:53 | 1:14:56 | |
# To make me wonder | 1:14:56 | 1:14:59 | |
# Too much of nothing is | 1:14:59 | 1:15:02 | |
# Just as tough | 1:15:02 | 1:15:05 | |
# I need to know the way to feel | 1:15:05 | 1:15:08 | |
# To keep me satisfied | 1:15:08 | 1:15:11 | |
# Unwrap yourself From around my finger | 1:15:11 | 1:15:16 | |
# Hold me too tight Or left to linger | 1:15:18 | 1:15:23 | |
# Something fine built to last | 1:15:23 | 1:15:28 | |
# Slipped up there | 1:15:29 | 1:15:32 | |
# I guess we're running out of time too fast | 1:15:32 | 1:15:36 | |
# Yes my dear you know he soothes me | 1:15:36 | 1:15:39 | |
# Moves me | 1:15:39 | 1:15:41 | |
# There's no complication | 1:15:41 | 1:15:43 | |
# There's no explanation | 1:15:43 | 1:15:44 | |
# It's just a groove in me | 1:15:44 | 1:15:47 | |
# Too much of something is bad enough | 1:15:47 | 1:15:52 | |
# Bad enough | 1:15:52 | 1:15:53 | |
# But something's coming over me To make me wonder | 1:15:53 | 1:15:59 | |
# Too much of nothing Is just as tough | 1:15:59 | 1:16:04 | |
# Just as tough | 1:16:04 | 1:16:05 | |
# I need to know the way to feel To keep me satisfied | 1:16:05 | 1:16:11 | |
# What part of no Don't you understand? | 1:16:11 | 1:16:17 | |
# Understand understand | 1:16:17 | 1:16:18 | |
# I want a man Not a boy who thinks he can | 1:16:18 | 1:16:23 | |
# Boy who thinks he can | 1:16:32 | 1:16:35 | |
# Too much of something Is bad enough | 1:16:35 | 1:16:40 | |
# But something's coming over me To make me wonder | 1:16:41 | 1:16:46 | |
# Too much of nothing Is just as tough | 1:16:46 | 1:16:52 | |
# I need to know the way to feel To keep me satisfied | 1:16:52 | 1:16:59 | |
# Too much of nothing So why don't we give it a try... | 1:16:59 | 1:17:04 | |
# Too much of something we're gonna be living a lie | 1:17:04 | 1:17:10 | |
# Too much of nothing So why don't we give it a try... | 1:17:10 | 1:17:16 | |
# Too much of something we're gonna be living a lie... # | 1:17:16 | 1:17:21 | |
OK, so this year marks the 50th anniversary of the charity | 1:17:23 | 1:17:27 | |
Crisis and also Ralph McTell's classic song - | 1:17:27 | 1:17:30 | |
Streets Of London. | 1:17:30 | 1:17:31 | |
And so here he is with a timely new version. | 1:17:31 | 1:17:34 | |
# Have you seen the old man | 1:17:37 | 1:17:39 | |
# In the closed-down market | 1:17:39 | 1:17:43 | |
# Kicking up the papers | 1:17:43 | 1:17:46 | |
# With his worn-out shoes? | 1:17:46 | 1:17:49 | |
# In his eyes you see no pride | 1:17:49 | 1:17:53 | |
# Hand held loosely at his side | 1:17:53 | 1:17:56 | |
# Yesterday's paper telling yesterday's news | 1:17:56 | 1:18:03 | |
# So how can you tell me you're lonely | 1:18:04 | 1:18:09 | |
# And say for you that the sun don't shine? | 1:18:11 | 1:18:15 | |
# Let me take you by the hand and | 1:18:17 | 1:18:20 | |
# Lead you through the streets of London | 1:18:20 | 1:18:23 | |
# I'll show you something to make you change your mind | 1:18:23 | 1:18:29 | |
ANNIE LENNOX: # Have you seen the old girl | 1:18:34 | 1:18:38 | |
# Who walks the streets of London | 1:18:38 | 1:18:40 | |
# Dirt in her hair and her clothes in rags? | 1:18:40 | 1:18:46 | |
# She's no time for talking | 1:18:46 | 1:18:50 | |
# She just keeps right on walking | 1:18:50 | 1:18:54 | |
# Carrying her home in two carrier bags | 1:18:54 | 1:18:59 | |
# So how can you tell me you're lonely | 1:19:02 | 1:19:06 | |
# And say for you that the sun don't shine? | 1:19:08 | 1:19:12 | |
# Let me take you by the hand and | 1:19:14 | 1:19:18 | |
# Lead you through the streets of London | 1:19:18 | 1:19:21 | |
# I'll show you something to make you change your mind. # | 1:19:21 | 1:19:26 | |
Ralph McTell, Annie Lennox, | 1:19:26 | 1:19:27 | |
and friends, with a poignant reworking of a classic. | 1:19:27 | 1:19:30 | |
# I'm too sexy for my love | 1:19:32 | 1:19:35 | |
# Too sexy for my love | 1:19:35 | 1:19:36 | |
# Love's going to leave me... # | 1:19:36 | 1:19:39 | |
The shy and retiring Right Said Fred are here to entertain you now, | 1:19:43 | 1:19:46 | |
with, on guitar, Baron Hardup from Cinderella. | 1:19:46 | 1:19:50 | |
No, me neither! | 1:19:50 | 1:19:52 | |
# I'm too sexy for my shirt | 1:19:56 | 1:19:58 | |
# Too sexy for my shirt | 1:19:58 | 1:20:00 | |
# So sexy it hurts | 1:20:00 | 1:20:03 | |
# And I'm too sexy for Milan | 1:20:03 | 1:20:06 | |
# Too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan | 1:20:06 | 1:20:11 | |
# I'm too sexy for your party | 1:20:19 | 1:20:22 | |
# Too sexy for your party | 1:20:22 | 1:20:24 | |
# No way I'm disco dancing | 1:20:24 | 1:20:27 | |
# Cos I'm a model, you know what I mean | 1:20:27 | 1:20:30 | |
# And I do my little turn on the catwalk | 1:20:30 | 1:20:34 | |
# Yeah, on the catwalk | 1:20:34 | 1:20:36 | |
# On the catwalk, yeah | 1:20:36 | 1:20:38 | |
# I do my little turn on the catwalk | 1:20:38 | 1:20:41 | |
# I'm too sexy for my car | 1:20:58 | 1:21:01 | |
# Too sexy for my car Too sexy by far | 1:21:01 | 1:21:06 | |
# And I'm too sexy for my hat | 1:21:06 | 1:21:09 | |
# Too sexy for my hat | 1:21:09 | 1:21:11 | |
# What do you think about that? | 1:21:11 | 1:21:14 | |
# I'm a model, you know what I mean | 1:21:14 | 1:21:18 | |
# And I do my little turn on the catwalk | 1:21:18 | 1:21:22 | |
# Yeah, on the catwalk | 1:21:22 | 1:21:24 | |
# On the catwalk, yeah | 1:21:24 | 1:21:26 | |
# I shake my little tush on the catwalk | 1:21:26 | 1:21:28 | |
# Too sexy for my | 1:21:38 | 1:21:40 | |
# Too sexy for my | 1:21:40 | 1:21:42 | |
# Too sexy for my | 1:21:42 | 1:21:44 | |
# I'm a model, you know what I mean | 1:21:46 | 1:21:49 | |
# I do my little turn on the catwalk | 1:21:49 | 1:21:52 | |
# Yeah, on the catwalk | 1:21:52 | 1:21:55 | |
# On the catwalk, yeah | 1:21:55 | 1:21:57 | |
# I shake my little tush on the catwalk | 1:21:57 | 1:22:00 | |
# I'm too sexy for my cat | 1:22:03 | 1:22:06 | |
# Too sexy for my cat | 1:22:06 | 1:22:08 | |
# Poor pussy, poor pussycat | 1:22:08 | 1:22:11 | |
# I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love | 1:22:11 | 1:22:15 | |
# Love's going to leave me. # | 1:22:15 | 1:22:19 | |
The dandruff on a bald head look, not sure myself. | 1:22:19 | 1:22:22 | |
Meanwhile, at a nearby hairdressing | 1:22:23 | 1:22:25 | |
contest, we are down to the final four in the best mullet category. | 1:22:25 | 1:22:28 | |
# The child is a king | 1:22:28 | 1:22:32 | |
# The carollers sing | 1:22:32 | 1:22:34 | |
# The old is past | 1:22:34 | 1:22:37 | |
# There's a new beginning | 1:22:37 | 1:22:40 | |
# Dreams of Santa | 1:22:40 | 1:22:43 | |
# Dreams of snow | 1:22:43 | 1:22:46 | |
# Fingers numb | 1:22:46 | 1:22:48 | |
# Faces aglow | 1:22:48 | 1:22:50 | |
# It's Christmas time | 1:22:50 | 1:22:53 | |
# Mistletoe and wine | 1:22:53 | 1:22:55 | |
# Children singing Christian rhyme | 1:22:55 | 1:23:00 | |
# With logs on the fire | 1:23:01 | 1:23:04 | |
# And gifts on the tree | 1:23:04 | 1:23:07 | |
# A time to rejoice | 1:23:07 | 1:23:09 | |
# In the good that we see | 1:23:09 | 1:23:12 | |
# A time for living | 1:23:12 | 1:23:15 | |
# A time for believing | 1:23:15 | 1:23:17 | |
# A time for trusting | 1:23:17 | 1:23:19 | |
# Not deceiving | 1:23:19 | 1:23:23 | |
# Love and laughter | 1:23:23 | 1:23:25 | |
# And joy ever after | 1:23:25 | 1:23:28 | |
# Ours for the taking | 1:23:28 | 1:23:30 | |
# Just follow the master | 1:23:30 | 1:23:33 | |
# Christmas time | 1:23:33 | 1:23:36 | |
# Mistletoe and wine | 1:23:36 | 1:23:39 | |
# Children singing Christian rhyme | 1:23:39 | 1:23:43 | |
# With logs on the fire | 1:23:43 | 1:23:47 | |
# And gifts on the tree | 1:23:47 | 1:23:49 | |
# A time to rejoice | 1:23:49 | 1:23:52 | |
# In the good that we see | 1:23:52 | 1:23:54 | |
# Silent night | 1:23:56 | 1:24:00 | |
# Holy night | 1:24:00 | 1:24:02 | |
# It's a time for giving | 1:24:15 | 1:24:18 | |
# A time for getting | 1:24:18 | 1:24:21 | |
# A time for forgiving | 1:24:21 | 1:24:24 | |
# And for forgetting | 1:24:24 | 1:24:27 | |
# Christmas is love | 1:24:27 | 1:24:29 | |
# Christmas is peace | 1:24:29 | 1:24:32 | |
# A time for hating and fighting | 1:24:32 | 1:24:36 | |
# To cease... # | 1:24:36 | 1:24:39 | |
Have a great Christmas, everybody! | 1:24:40 | 1:24:42 | |
-# Christmas time -Silent Night | 1:24:45 | 1:24:48 | |
-# Mistletoe and wine -Holy night | 1:24:48 | 1:24:50 | |
# Children singing Christian rhyme | 1:24:50 | 1:24:55 | |
# With logs on the fire | 1:24:55 | 1:24:58 | |
# And gifts on the tree | 1:24:58 | 1:25:00 | |
# A time to rejoice | 1:25:00 | 1:25:03 | |
# In the good that we see | 1:25:03 | 1:25:06 | |
# Christmas time | 1:25:06 | 1:25:08 | |
# Mistletoe and wine | 1:25:08 | 1:25:11 | |
# Children singing Christian rhyme | 1:25:11 | 1:25:17 | |
# With logs on the fire | 1:25:17 | 1:25:19 | |
# And gifts on the tree | 1:25:19 | 1:25:22 | |
# A time to rejoice | 1:25:22 | 1:25:24 | |
# In the good that we see | 1:25:24 | 1:25:28 | |
# Christmas time | 1:25:28 | 1:25:30 | |
# Mistletoe and wine | 1:25:30 | 1:25:32 | |
# Children singing Christian rhyme | 1:25:32 | 1:25:37 | |
# With logs on the fire | 1:25:38 | 1:25:40 | |
# And gifts on the tree | 1:25:40 | 1:25:44 | |
# A time to rejoice | 1:25:44 | 1:25:46 | |
# In the good that we see | 1:25:46 | 1:25:49 | |
# Christmas time | 1:25:49 | 1:25:51 | |
# Mistletoe and wine | 1:25:51 | 1:25:54 | |
# Children singing Christian rhyme | 1:25:54 | 1:26:00 | |
# With logs on the fire | 1:26:00 | 1:26:02 | |
# And gifts on the tree | 1:26:02 | 1:26:05 | |
# A time to rejoice | 1:26:05 | 1:26:07 | |
# In the good that we see. # | 1:26:07 | 1:26:10 | |
OK, that's more or less it. Have a great Christmas, everyone. | 1:26:10 | 1:26:13 | |
We are certainly in a festive mood here at BBC Four. | 1:26:13 | 1:26:16 | |
There is even a massive party going on in the post room. | 1:26:16 | 1:26:19 | |
I'm off down there now. Oi, Skepta, save us an eggnog! | 1:26:19 | 1:26:23 | |
Man's never been in When it's shutdown | 1:26:23 | 1:26:25 | |
That's not me and it's shutdown | 1:26:25 | 1:26:27 | |
Ring ring ring and it's shutdown | 1:26:27 | 1:26:28 | |
Fashion week and it's shutdown | 1:26:28 | 1:26:30 | |
Went to the show sitting in the front row | 1:26:30 | 1:26:32 | |
In the black tracksuit and it's shutdown | 1:26:32 | 1:26:34 | |
Touch the road and it's shutdown | 1:26:34 | 1:26:35 | |
Boy better know when it's shutdown | 1:26:35 | 1:26:38 | |
Yeah, take time if a man wanna try me, no time | 1:26:38 | 1:26:40 | |
Usain Bolt when I run up on stage | 1:26:40 | 1:26:42 | |
I pick up the mic and it's reload time | 1:26:42 | 1:26:44 | |
Don't know your songs but they know mine | 1:26:44 | 1:26:46 | |
That's why I got gigs just like Joe Grind | 1:26:46 | 1:26:48 | |
After the show I be rolling mine | 1:26:48 | 1:26:49 | |
Don't care 'bout the no-smoking sign | 1:26:49 | 1:26:51 | |
They try to steal my vision | 1:26:51 | 1:26:53 | |
This ain't a culture, it's my religion | 1:26:53 | 1:26:55 | |
God knows I don't wanna go prison | 1:26:55 | 1:26:56 | |
But if a man wanna try me, trust me listen | 1:26:56 | 1:26:59 | |
Me and my Gs ain't scared of police | 1:26:59 | 1:27:00 | |
We don't listen to no politician | 1:27:00 | 1:27:02 | |
Everybody on the same mission | 1:27:02 | 1:27:03 | |
We don't care about your -isms and schisms | 1:27:03 | 1:27:05 | |
Cos it's shutdown | 1:27:05 | 1:27:07 | |
That's not me and it's shutdown | 1:27:07 | 1:27:08 | |
Ring ring ring and it's shutdown | 1:27:08 | 1:27:10 | |
Fashion week and it's shutdown | 1:27:10 | 1:27:12 | |
Went to the show sitting in the front row | 1:27:12 | 1:27:14 | |
In a black tracksuit and it's shutdown | 1:27:14 | 1:27:15 | |
Touch the road and it's shutdown | 1:27:15 | 1:27:17 | |
Boy better know when it's shutdown | 1:27:17 | 1:27:19 | |
You wanna act like a G for the camera | 1:27:19 | 1:27:21 | |
You say you're Muslim, you say you're Rasta | 1:27:21 | 1:27:23 | |
Say you don't eat pork, don't eat... Liar, you're just a actor | 1:27:23 | 1:27:26 | |
Blud, you're not on your deen | 1:27:26 | 1:27:28 | |
And if Selassie saw you he would say | 1:27:28 | 1:27:30 | |
"Blud take off the red gold and green" | 1:27:30 | 1:27:32 | |
Them man are soft just like ice cream | 1:27:32 | 1:27:33 | |
Seen? Start moving correctly | 1:27:33 | 1:27:35 | |
If you don't wanna upset me, you get me? | 1:27:35 | 1:27:36 | |
You tryin' to show me your Fendi I told you before, | 1:27:36 | 1:27:39 | |
This don't impress me | 1:27:39 | 1:27:40 | |
I bet I make you respect me | 1:27:40 | 1:27:42 | |
See Beyonce's working in Wembley | 1:27:42 | 1:27:44 | |
Roll deep in a blacked-out Bentley | 1:27:44 | 1:27:45 | |
Pull up outside like "wah gwan sexy" | 1:27:45 | 1:27:47 | |
And it's shutdown That's not me | 1:27:47 | 1:27:50 | |
Ring ring ring and it's shutdown | 1:27:50 | 1:27:52 | |
Fashion week and it's shutdown | 1:27:52 | 1:27:54 | |
Went to the show sitting in the front row | 1:27:54 | 1:27:56 | |
In a black tracksuit and it's shutdown | 1:27:56 | 1:27:58 | |
Touch the road and it's shutdown | 1:27:58 | 1:27:59 | |
Boy better know when it's shutdown | 1:27:59 | 1:28:02 | |
A bunch of young men all dressed in black, dancing extremely | 1:28:02 | 1:28:06 | |
aggressively on stage, it made me feel so intimidated and it's | 1:28:06 | 1:28:10 | |
just not what I expect to see on primetime TV | 1:28:10 | 1:28:14 | |
I'm in a different class | 1:28:14 | 1:28:15 | |
When I get through I'mma bring my dargs | 1:28:15 | 1:28:17 | |
2 by 2, walk in the ark | 1:28:17 | 1:28:19 | |
Sittin' at the front, just like Rosa Parks | 1:28:19 | 1:28:21 | |
You don't wanna see me get dark | 1:28:21 | 1:28:22 | |
Upset cos man are way up right now | 1:28:22 | 1:28:24 | |
And it happened all so fast | 1:28:24 | 1:28:26 | |
I was in Paris, shut down l'Arc | 1:28:26 | 1:28:27 | |
New York, shut down Central Park | 1:28:27 | 1:28:29 | |
Talk about Top Of The Pops | 1:28:29 | 1:28:31 | |
I'm like maximum where shall I stop? | 1:28:31 | 1:28:33 | |
Walked in, spat ten 16 bars | 1:28:33 | 1:28:35 | |
And each and every one of them came from the heart | 1:28:35 | 1:28:37 | |
None of my lyrics are stolen "Go on then, go on then", that's my slogan | 1:28:37 | 1:28:40 | |
Wanna know how I did it with no label | 1:28:40 | 1:28:42 | |
No A-list songs, and I told them Yeah, and it's shutdown | 1:28:42 | 1:28:44 | |
Ring ring ring and it's shutdown | 1:28:44 | 1:28:48 | |
Fashion week and it's shutdown | 1:28:48 | 1:28:50 | |
Went to the show sitting in the front row | 1:28:50 | 1:28:51 | |
In a black tracksuit and it's shutdown | 1:28:51 | 1:28:53 | |
Touch the road and it's shutdown | 1:28:53 | 1:28:55 | |
Boy better know when it's shutdown | 1:28:55 | 1:28:56 | |
Yeah, and it's shutdown | 1:28:56 | 1:28:58 | |
That's not me and it's shutdown | 1:28:58 | 1:29:00 | |
Ring ring ring and it's shutdown | 1:29:00 | 1:29:01 | |
Fashion week and it's shutdown | 1:29:01 | 1:29:03 | |
Went to the show sitting in the front row | 1:29:03 | 1:29:05 | |
In a black tracksuit | 1:29:05 | 1:29:07 | |
Touch the road and it's shutdown | 1:29:07 | 1:29:09 | |
Boy better know when it's shutdown. | 1:29:09 | 1:29:12 |