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-One, two, three, in we go! | 0:00:03 | 0:00:04 | |
-There are always interesting -conversations in the Salon. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
-You like cocks, don't you? Cockles. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:13 | |
-Where the tongues -are also razor-sharp. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:19 | |
-If he can get rid of ISIS, -well done. Go for it. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:24 | |
-This is the place to raise hackles. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
-This is the place to raise hackles. - -Controversial, babe! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
-It's controversial, but it's true! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
-The air as well as the hair -can turn blue. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
-These people like kinky grannies. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
-This is a chance to see the best -and the worst of the clients. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
-This is what I'm born to do, baby! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
-All the clips that were swept up -from the floor of the salon. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:50 | |
-Keep sweeping floors, love! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
-Keep sweeping floors, love! - -Done! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
-Lovely! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
-Welcome to Y Salon Yn Cyt. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
-Oh! That's lovely! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
-Yes. That's it. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
-I wouldn't have been able -to do the Dry-anuary thing. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
-No. Load of shit! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
-Oh, you're not supposed to say that -on S4C! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
-I have New Year's Resolutions. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
-Let's hear them. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
-I'm going to behave better. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
-How was your Christmas? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
-How was your Christmas? - -Well... OK. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
-The dog ate the turkey -we'd left out on the kitchen table. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
-Serious?! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
-Serious?! - -Serious! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
-Have you got any pets? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
-Oh, don't talk to me! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-I had a lovely white pussy. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
-White pussy! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
-My son Iwan has a bearded dragon. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:49 | |
-It's a lizard this big. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
-Thinking about it, -we call the bearded dragon Dave. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
-We should have called him Colin. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
-He looks like Col. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
-How long is it since George died? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
-How long is it since George died? - -Five years. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
-Is it that long ago? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
-Is it that long ago? - -Yes. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
-Goodness me. I'm sure -you miss him around the place. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:12 | |
-He's still in the house. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-What do you mean? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
-He's in the living room -in a little box... | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
-..and I have his fur in a keyring. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
-The last pet I had was a tortoise. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
-After that... | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
-You know how they hibernate -in the winter? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
-I watched Blue Peter and put him -in a box under the sink... | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
-..as instructed. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
-Two months later, there -was a funny smell in the kitchen. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
-We thought the drain was blocked. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
-In April, it was time -to check on the tortoise. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
-I opened the box and lifted him out -and his head and legs fell off. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:47 | |
-I never watched Blue Peter -after that. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
-You have a seagull?! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
-You don't! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
-It's lived with me for four years. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-It's lived with me for four years. - -No way! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
-Dear me. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
-I've just left him. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
-I gave him a big crust. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
-I gave him a big crust. - -Did you hear that, Steff? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-Yes, she's told me before. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
-I call him Wil. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
-My mum was trying to learn -how to say seagull in Welsh. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
-She was told it was "pwdin blew" -(Welsh slang for women's pubes). | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
-She was saying to these old people -in the street... | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-.."Look at these bloody pwdin blews. -They're everywhere!" | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
-Brilliant! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
-Steph, my throat feels like -I've been eating sawdust. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
-Where has she been skiving? -You'll be replaced by a robot! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
-Yes! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
-"My name is...", -then it would stick. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
-It would stutter - "My, my, my. -Warning!" Then it would explode. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-That's how a robot would be. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
-I've got enough things -that need batteries! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
-Imagine sticking batteries -in this lot! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
-Steph is slow bringing me a drink -as it is. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
-Maybe that's what she needs, -a battery up her arse! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
-What's the most you've ever spent -on a handbag or shoes? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
-I think about 180 on a handbag. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
-Have you? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
-Have you? - -It was a Radley. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
-Michael spent that on me -as a Christmas present. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
-I think I've spent 350 on shoes. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
-For shoes? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
-They were Jimmy Choos. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
-They were Jimmy Choos. - -Jimmy Choos. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-Do you use them as ornaments -or will you actually use them? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
-The first thing you have to do -is see what the weather's like. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
-Too wet, you can't wear them. -Too dry, they get dusty. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
-It's too warm or too cold. -It's got to be right. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-I like the tattoos today. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
-I had to get them out. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
-I had to get them out. - -Very, very nice. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
-My son is getting a sleeve done -at the moment. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
-I've seen it, it's a clock. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
-What? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
-A clock! | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
-A clock! - -Oh, yes! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
-A clock! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
-What's the difference -between a man having his hair cut... | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
-..and feeling better about himself -and a woman having a boob job? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
-If it makes you feel better, fine. -I'd never moan about it. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
-Without any hair, your head's cold. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
-If you have small boobs, -are they cold? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
-Donald Trump, -I don't like that man at all. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
-I think he's a bad man. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
-If we colour your hair right, -you'd look just like him. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
-I think you and Huw should -go out there to sort his hair out. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
-Oh, please. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
-I wouldn't want to touch him -with my hands. Dear me, he's filthy. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
-Imagine waking up -with him next to you. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-You'd want plenty of money for that! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
-Goodness me! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
-What about these scandals? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
-With that Russian bloke. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
-With that Russian bloke. - -Putin. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:01 | |
-Him. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
-And the prostitutes! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
-Exactly. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
-Exactly. - -Prostitutes, Donna! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
-This could only happen in America. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
-You wouldn't go -to get your hair cut... | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
-..by a guy -who's never cut hair before. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
-You wouldn't go to see a doctor -and he wasn't trained. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
-Would you take your car to a man -who'd never looked at one? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
-No. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
-America have picked a president -who's never been a politician. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
-He's not been a senator, -a congressman, governor... | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
-..been on a parish council, -none of them, and now he's top man! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
-In my opinion, if a donkey ran, -the Americans would vote for him. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:43 | |
-Well, -it's what they've done this time! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
-This year, we'll get to see -what kind of president he'll be. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
-If he can get rid of ISIS, -well done. Go for it. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-A lot of people hate Trump... | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
-..because he's said things -that you're not supposed to say. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
-He says what he says -because he's realistic. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
-Women are down here and men are up -there. That's how it's going to be. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:09 | |
-As I said to another customer... | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
-..women do have their 'monthlies'. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-Our minds aren't straight whereas -men's minds are always straight. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:20 | |
-If a big debate is taking place... | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
-..and there's a hormonal person -and a strong man speaking... | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
-..the man will be able -to have an answer every time. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
-Controversial, babe. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
-Controversial, babe. - -It's controversial but it's true. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
-Do you watch Eurovision? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
-No, I don't. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
-No, I don't. - -I don't blame you, it's rubbish. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
-I think the judges -will be very happy... | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
-..with the fact -that we've come out of Europe! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-It won't make any difference. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
-It won't make any difference. - -Not at all. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
-It will still be "Nul Points"! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-It will still be "Nul Points"! - -Still "Nul Points"! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
-Do you remember Conchita? | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
-The bearded lady. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
-The bearded lady. - -The man who thought he was a woman. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
-Cross-dressers, as they're known. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
-That's not right. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
-These men who think they're women. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
-It's not right, isn't it, Joyce? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
-Good Lord, no. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
-Conchita. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
-Cont-chita. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
-Shit, I can't say that! Sorry! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
-Sorry. Cut! Cut! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
-Oh, my God! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
-I know the Queen. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
-I've looked after her a few times -when she's been here. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:35 | |
-"I'm royalty. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
-"You cheeky, saucy mare." | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
-Like that. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
-I like Harry. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
-I prefer Harry. He's very naughty. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
-I love him. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
-I love him. - -He's great. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
-You'd take him home to your mum. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
-Me and Kate... | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
-Oh. They lived down the road. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
-People suggested -they'd only built a Waitrose... | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
-..so that Kate could do her shopping -there, but she liked Lidl's. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
-That's where she liked to shop? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:05 | |
-That's where she liked to shop? - -That's where she liked to go. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
-I went to Waitrose -and fell into the deep freeze. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
-No! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
-No! - -Yes. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
-I never went to Waitrose with Kate, -but Kate and I were mates. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
-She's very plain, bless her, -and so thin. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
-You were talking about doughnuts. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
-You were talking about doughnuts. - -She could do with some doughnuts. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
-She should be tied to a radiator -and fed a bucketful of doughnuts. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:29 | |
-Good grief, she's so thin. -Isn't she thin? Ever so thin. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
-Tie her to a radiator! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
-Tie her to a radiator! - -I never want to be that thin. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-Anyway, -do you know what happened, Joyce? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
-They won't put this on S4C -but I'll tell you anyway. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
-We were going out one day. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
-Kate turned to me and said... | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
-.."Good Lord. Look at all of them -over there dogging." | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
-I replied, "Dogging?! Kate, -goodness me, it's a car boot sale." | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
-She turned to me. -Do you know what she said? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
-"Either way, it's a load of people -getting fucked in a car park." | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
-Kate! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-She's had to become more serious -since becoming a princess. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
-You can't change the past -but you can affect what's to come. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
-Very true. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
-We'll have more clippings from -the Salon floor after the break. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:28 | |
-I bought a spade at the Winter Fair -six years ago. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-You haven't used it yet. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
-You haven't used it yet. - -I haven't used it yet! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
-I've paid for this spade and -I haven't done anything with it yet. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
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-Subtitles | 0:10:43 | 0:10:43 | |
-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
-Aren't these apps good? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-Absolutely. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:51 | |
-Absolutely. - -I'm a big fan of the social media. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
-Are you? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
-I'm all over them! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
-I'm all over them! - -Are you? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
-I'm like a social media whore. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
-No, you're not. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:01 | |
-No, you're not. - -Oh, but I am. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
-I'm not on Twitter. -I don't understand Twitter. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
-You're on Tinder. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
-Swipe left, swipe right. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
-Everyone get's swiped right. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
-Even if they're fat, -ugly and wear spectacles. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:17 | |
-And the dating sites. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
-You're not on those! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
-You're not on those! - -Of course I am. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
-He doesn't mind me having a pudding! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
-She is 42. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
-Wow! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
-Wow! - -Yes, she's ugly. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
-You haven't had a swipe -from her yet. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
-If they are a little conservative, -I never have been. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
-I'm on Christian Mingle too. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
-You are not! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
-A little chapel girl! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
-It's St Dwynwen's Day on Wednesday. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
-You're a bit of a romantic. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
-Do you want to know what she gets? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
-Do you want to know what she gets? - -Go on. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
-I get up first and prepare -a light breakfast in bed. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
-She likes peppermint tea. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-She gets up at 9.30am and we go -for a jog. Why are you laughing? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:09 | |
-It's St Dwynwen's Day -every day at ours! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
-Oh, really? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:13 | |
-Then we have lunch in Beaumaris. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
-Go for a walk to Llanddwyn. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
-Jason, we haven't finished yet! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
-What have you got for Huw? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
-What have you got for Huw? - -Nothing! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
-We'll have food in Beaumaris. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
-She has a salmon sandwich -and I have prawns. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
-I'll have an early night. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:32 | |
-You're having an early night! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
-You're having an early night! - -An early night! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
-We then visit Llanddwyn or -Llantysilio. It's lovely. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
-Did you celebrate St Dwynwen's Day? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
-I used to send a card -and receive one or two. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
-As the years have gone by, -my hair has turned white. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:55 | |
-As they say... | 0:12:55 | 0:12:56 | |
-.."When there's snow in the -mountain, it's cold in the valley"! | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
-We were preparing to go out -to The Cliff or the Emlyn Arms. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
-Then I had a call out -and we couldn't go. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
-Llinos was sulking! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
-I bought sausage and chips. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
-What kind of sausage? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
-We went to bed early. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
-We went to bed early. - -An early night! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
-St Dwynwen's Day was fine. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
-So you're busy? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
-So you're busy? - -You wouldn't believe it. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
-You just wouldn't believe it. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
-A lot of parties going on. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
-Mind you, I've had to lie -through my teeth. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
-Not to your mother again! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
-What have you told her that you do? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
-She thinks I'm selling Tupperware! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
-Well, you are selling plastic! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
-A lot of plastic! -Oh, Carys, stop it! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
-What exactly do you sell? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
-Stuff from that woman, -you know, Ann Summers. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
-Oh, her stuff! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
-It's taken off in Wales. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
-Delivered to your door. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
-Delivered to your door. - -No, I do parties. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
-Oh, parties. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
-Oh, parties. - -I model them, Donna. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
-On the way home tomorrow, -I'm going to Ann Summers. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
-I haven't been there for years. -We have to get them a present. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
-I used to go to those. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
-What? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
-I used to go to those parties. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
-What are your bestsellers -at the parties? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
-Lingerie. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
-That's what sells. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
-Good old lingerie. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
-Some of the women who buy it, -well, they just shouldn't. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
-Dear me! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
-A blindfold, handcuffs, cream, -ice, definitely ice. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:42 | |
-Melted chocolate, oh, my God. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
-Strawberries. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
-Strawberries. - -And strawberries. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
-And a whip. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
-And a whip. - -Bob's your uncle. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
-You can get a vibrator there for 1. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
-I bought one for Secret Santa. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
-I bought one for Secret Santa. - -Hence Poundland. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
-She said it was amazing. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
-I wouldn't tell her -where I bought it. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
-I said I'd buy another one -when the batteries ran out. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
-Have you ever seen love beads? -They are very popular as well. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
-What are they? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
-I'm not sure what you do with them. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
-Do you wear them around your neck? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
-Do you wear them around your neck? - -Yes, like a pearl necklace. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
-Really? Have you heard of them, -Carla? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
-Love beads. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:19 | |
-Love beads. - -No. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
-There are these magnets -that you can buy. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
-Those balls. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
-Those balls. - -Yes, the balls! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
-Have you tried them? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
-Have you tried them? - -No. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
-Apparently, if you went shopping -and you were near to a freezer... | 0:15:30 | 0:15:36 | |
-..you'd stick to it. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
-You stick to the freezer! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
-I've missed out. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
-The higher you go, -the more they vibrate. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
-Do you know how much they are? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
-Do you know how much they are? - -Yes. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
-Of course you do -but I was gobsmacked. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
-She asked -"Do you want a feel of this?". | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
-"A feel of what, love?!" | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
-"What size would you prefer?" | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
-Do we want to know?! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:08 | |
-There was a small, -medium and large one. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
-Then an extra large -and extra extra large one! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
-"Is this for you?" | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
-"No, it's for Billy the Dog -down there!" | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
-We don't want you to misbehave -on St Dwynwen's Day next week. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
-I've forgotten what to do, Carys! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
-Do you think I'd remember? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
-I don't think you've ever forgotten, -Joyce! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
-What can you do. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
-Sex in the nineties. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
-Sex in the nineties. - -They say it's the best. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
-Bring it on! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
-They say it's better in the nineties -than in the fifties. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:49 | |
-It's because you don't remember -anything! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
-I'm sure he goes for hours. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
-Too slow. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
-I'm no longer looking for a toy boy. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
-I realise I'm too old. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
-Let the toy boy decide that! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
-Harrison Ford is more my age. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:11 | |
-I would do stuff with him! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
-A sugar daddy. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
-I don't want a sugar daddy, -he'd be older than me! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:25 | |
-Goodness me, -he'd have to have Viagra! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
-Are you on Viagra, Keith? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
-She hasn't said -that I've needed it just yet. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
-It pays to do something romantic. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
-To show that you love your partner. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
-At the end of the day, -you've only got one wife. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
-Supposed to. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:49 | |
-Supposed to. - -Unless you've got a harem! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
-It's a waste of money, isn't it? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
-You see these people -going to a restaurant... | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
-..and that's where they are... | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
-..whispering sweet nothings -in candlelight. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
-They can't afford it. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:07 | |
-Prices are going through the roof. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
-Instead of a bottle of bubbly, -she gets a bottle of Babycham. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
-There's a bloke with a violin... | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
-..playing music -you don't want to hear. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
-Next morning, back to square one, -fighting like cats again. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
-How long have you been married?! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
-How long have you been married?! - -28 glorious years! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
-What did you get -for Valentine's Day? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
-He was so busy last night, -I got my present this morning. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:35 | |
-Oh! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
-And he hadn't been shopping! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
-Too much information! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
-I'll be choking now. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
-I don't want to choke you -with hairspray. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
-You should choke on -something else! | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
-Women really like me. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
-I always want them to come out of -their shell and be more like me. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
-Be confident. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
-Sometimes people say -that I'm too confident. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
-You can't be too confident. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
-You can't be, it's impossible -to be too confident. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
-Women want me now -because of my celebrity name. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:21 | |
-"Girls, I ain't got time for that." | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
-"Jesus Christ." | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
-George Clooney rang me up. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
-George Clooney rang me up. - -George Clooney. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
-He asked me for some tips! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
-You can sit on my lap today. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
-You can sit on my lap today. - -Watch yourself, young man! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
-Something will stir -in your trousers! | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
-Look at these ones but I'm not -reading this one, it's too rude. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
-I read it out in front of my mother -sitting at the kitchen table! | 0:19:47 | 0:19:53 | |
-What is it? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
-"The beautiful Elin." | 0:19:55 | 0:19:56 | |
-"Rose are red, violets are blue, I'm -using my hand and thinking of you!" | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
-Have you heard what's coming -to the pictures this week? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
-A new Fifty Shades of Grey. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
-A new Fifty Shades of Grey. - -Oh, that's tame. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:10 | |
-They could do with Maggi's help -for the third film. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
-I could be a sensual advisor. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
-Mr Grey would be intimidated by you. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
-He would be completely intimidated. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
-I'd like to see him -try and tie me up. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
-You'd watch that with the girls, -not with your partner. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
-No. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
-He knows then what to do -when you get home! | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
-"Take down some tips!" | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
-"Write everything down!" | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
-"You know what's happening -when we get home!" | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
-Have you seen Fifty Shades of Grey? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
-No, I haven't read it either. I -don't want to know what I'm missing! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:52 | |
-There's still time, Mary! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
-I'm too old -and I no longer know the way. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
-I can't bend my legs! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:00 | |
-I want to make a replica -of the room, the S&M room. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:06 | |
-What kind of room? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
-What kind of room? - -Read the book. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
-S&M. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:11 | |
-Whips and chains... | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
-No, I'm only joking. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
-If they made a Welsh Fifty Shades, -who would you have as Mr Grey? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:25 | |
-Do you know who I like? -I don't know his name. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
-The bald one from Byw Celwydd. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
-Him. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:33 | |
-He looks a bit like Gareth Thomas. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
-I know him. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
-Who are you? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:40 | |
-Whoever you are, -find me on Christian Mingle. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
-Oh, shit, watch out, -Karen's going to have a stroke. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
-Quick, get her to Ysbyty Gwynedd! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
-Everyone is different. No man is -exactly the same as another. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:03 | |
-We're all individuals. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
-Right, how's that for you? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:09 | |
-Right, how's that for you? - -Very smart. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
-Ooh! | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
-Feel that. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
-Hot stuff! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
-Hot stuff! - -Oh, my God. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
-Oh, sorry, oh, my God, I farted! | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
-I hope the microphone -didn't pick it up. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
-I thought it was thunder! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
-I thought it was thunder! - -This corset is so tight! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
-I was at Merched y Wawr this -morning with a Victoria sponge. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
-What's she like? | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
-Who, Victoria? -It's a cake, you silly old bird! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
-Sorry. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
-I like to pop down -to Merched y Wawr. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
-I've known that Jo -for a long time, Carys. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
-From the Blaenau Ffestiniog -Leather Fetish Club! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
-She could spin a tassel so fast you -could dry your hair in front of her! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:04 | |
-Good chats today, it's worth coming. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
-Are you off, love? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
-I'm Gough and I'm off. -See you later, Sharon. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
-All right love, get out of my pub. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
-He's not all there, is he? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
-He's not all there, is he? - -No! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:19 | |
-Bless him. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
-Spaghetti is also straight -until it's wet and hot! | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
-Bless them, fair play! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
-I'm off, I'm being corrupted! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
-Finished! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
-Ta-ra! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
-S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
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