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post-it note. Choose dirty politics. Choose fears, | :00:07. | :00:42. | |
smears and negative campaigning. Choose unrestricted immigration from | :00:43. | :00:44. | |
Bulgaria and Romania. Choose ad-man Martin Sorrell. Sadly, politicians | :00:45. | :00:56. | |
can't choose negativity as part of their little life. | :00:57. | :00:59. | |
Choose sitting on a couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing | :01:00. | :01:01. | |
political shows, stuffing junk food in your mouth. Choose posh Scot Rory | :01:02. | :01:08. | |
Bremner. Choose your political future. Choose | :01:09. | :01:11. | |
Westminster life. But why would I do a thing like that? I chose not to | :01:12. | :01:14. | |
choose Westminster life. I chose something else. And the reasons? Who | :01:15. | :01:18. | |
needs a reason when you've got Blue Nun? | :01:19. | :01:25. | |
Evenin' all. Welcome to This Week. So what's it like living in the | :01:26. | :01:29. | |
nasty country? Once it was only Tories who were nasty, but it seems | :01:30. | :01:32. | |
they've infected the entire nation, according to Hungary's top | :01:33. | :01:34. | |
bureaucrat in Brussels, Commissioner Laszlo Andor. Now, there is | :01:35. | :01:40. | |
something unpleasant about our three major parties vying to keep out as | :01:41. | :01:43. | |
many fellow European citizens as they can, especially if they happen | :01:44. | :01:46. | |
to be Bulgarian or Romanian, though I yield to no one in my | :01:47. | :01:49. | |
determination to stop these Bulgars taking the jobs of our Poles! But | :01:50. | :01:58. | |
I'm not sure a Hungarian is best placed to lecture us. Not if you | :01:59. | :02:03. | |
hail from a country in which the local version of the BNP gets almost | :02:04. | :02:06. | |
one in five votes, where paramilitary gangs regularly attack | :02:07. | :02:08. | |
Roma villages. Where anti-Semitism is so rife Jews are fleeing to | :02:09. | :02:12. | |
Vienna because they fear for their safety. Now that's what I'd call | :02:13. | :02:17. | |
100% real McCoy nasty, compared to which we Brits are mere gifted | :02:18. | :02:25. | |
amateurs. Oh, did I mention they recently shot dead a Roma father and | :02:26. | :02:28. | |
his five-year-old son as they ran from their burning home? How remiss | :02:29. | :02:36. | |
of me. We can only stand in awe of what a truly nasty country looks | :02:37. | :02:41. | |
like, Mr Andor. Speaking of those who've sniffed too much Higella | :02:42. | :02:44. | |
goulash, I'm joined on the sofa tonight by two people who deny any | :02:45. | :02:51. | |
improper behaviour. Think of them as the Tony Blair and Wendi Deng of | :02:52. | :02:56. | |
late-night political chat. I speak, of course, of #sadmanonatrain | :02:57. | :02:59. | |
Michael "punch my ticket" Portillo, and back, by absolutely no public | :03:00. | :03:01. | |
demand whatsoever, #londonnightmayor Diane Abbott. Wellcome, to you both. | :03:02. | :03:24. | |
Your moment of the week. An interim agreement was made between Iran and | :03:25. | :03:29. | |
the US, allowing Iran to continue to produce uranium for its use for | :03:30. | :03:34. | |
nuclear programme, suspending some sanctions against Iran. It is a | :03:35. | :03:38. | |
eliminator in agreement, which might lead to a more substantial one -- | :03:39. | :03:44. | |
preliminary agreement. I would normally be sceptical, but I have | :03:45. | :03:49. | |
suspended that, because I think the Iranians want to get rid of the | :03:50. | :03:52. | |
sanctions burden, see advantages in making this arrangement. The | :03:53. | :03:57. | |
Americans have also shown flexibility. It appears to be one of | :03:58. | :04:01. | |
these moments where the almost impossible happens, a bit like the | :04:02. | :04:05. | |
agreement between Richard Nixon and the People's Republic of China many | :04:06. | :04:09. | |
years ago. So I have my fingers crossed, and I'm holding my breath | :04:10. | :04:12. | |
and I think this could be significant. We will hold you to | :04:13. | :04:18. | |
account in six months. It has to be a complete deal in six months. Not a | :04:19. | :04:23. | |
view shared by Israel or the Gulf states, who are very worried about | :04:24. | :04:28. | |
this. They have their own taxes to grind. Who does not? There is | :04:29. | :04:36. | |
nothing but the sound of a grinding axe for miles around. My moment of | :04:37. | :04:41. | |
the week was Mark Carney announcing today that he is going to eventually | :04:42. | :04:47. | |
suspend one of these housing arrangements which has said what | :04:48. | :04:51. | |
appears, certainly if you live in London, to be a housing bubble. It | :04:52. | :04:57. | |
is important because if you look at the estate of the economy and the | :04:58. | :05:01. | |
extent to which this growth is real or not, it will determine the 2015 | :05:02. | :05:05. | |
election and may have a bearing on what they decide in Scotland. Also | :05:06. | :05:10. | |
interesting that the Governor announces the policy, not the | :05:11. | :05:15. | |
government. That is the legacy of the Lair- Brownites reforms, the | :05:16. | :05:19. | |
governor has a lot of power. Now, this week Not-so-red Ed accused | :05:20. | :05:22. | |
Call-me-Dave of plotting "the dirtiest election campaign" in two | :05:23. | :05:24. | |
decades, putting "smear and character assassination" at the | :05:25. | :05:27. | |
heart of the Tory re-election strategy. Well, Ed knows a smear | :05:28. | :05:33. | |
when he sees one. He did work for Gordon Brown and his henchmen after | :05:34. | :05:37. | |
all. But is Westminster really turning ugly? Is it any worse than | :05:38. | :05:41. | |
usual? And does negative campaigning actually work? We turned to the | :05:42. | :05:45. | |
world's top ad man, Martin Sorrell. This is his take of the week. | :05:46. | :06:06. | |
Whether good or bad, negative advertising is a fact of life, | :06:07. | :06:11. | |
whether you are talking about politics or elsewhere. We will just | :06:12. | :06:16. | |
see whether the results justify the means. If you look through history, | :06:17. | :06:19. | |
on balance we might complain about negative advertising, we might say | :06:20. | :06:25. | |
it is dirty and in the gutter, but politics, in part, is about that. It | :06:26. | :06:30. | |
is a very tough, short-term business. If you ask a sample of | :06:31. | :06:38. | |
people as to whether they are affected by negative advertising, | :06:39. | :06:41. | |
whether they like it, they say, we are not affected by it and we don't | :06:42. | :06:46. | |
like it. But subconsciously, it clearly has some impact, and I think | :06:47. | :06:52. | |
that significant impact. It may be a sad truth that electorates | :06:53. | :06:55. | |
increasingly, particularly at times of recession and depression and | :06:56. | :07:01. | |
economic concern, worry about the fears. They worry about the things | :07:02. | :07:07. | |
that keep them awake at night. The Conservative Party, the most | :07:08. | :07:13. | |
significant part of the coalition, are concerned about the issue of | :07:14. | :07:17. | |
immigration and are concerned about how the electorate feels about it. | :07:18. | :07:23. | |
Given where my grandparents came from in 1899, not speaking a word of | :07:24. | :07:29. | |
English, on my father's side from the Ukraine and my mother's side | :07:30. | :07:35. | |
from Poland and Rumania, I find it, to be honest, a little bit | :07:36. | :07:41. | |
offensive. I don't think written is a nasty country. I don't think it is | :07:42. | :07:49. | |
getting nasty. -- Britain. But elections are getting nasty and | :07:50. | :07:52. | |
things said are getting nasty. Whether it will be the dirtiest | :07:53. | :07:56. | |
election ever, I do not know. But emphasising these negatives, trying | :07:57. | :08:02. | |
to solicit responses to be full's unconscious fears and concerns, is a | :08:03. | :08:08. | |
part of the electoral process. -- people's unconscious fears and | :08:09. | :08:10. | |
concerns. And from Martin's boardroom in | :08:11. | :08:13. | |
Mayfair, just round the corner from Annabel's, to our own little boring | :08:14. | :08:16. | |
room here in Westminster, welcome back, Martin. Welcome back to Diane. | :08:17. | :08:31. | |
We have done that. Let's not be Pope faced about this, the fact is, | :08:32. | :08:34. | |
particularly in America but also here, smears and negative | :08:35. | :08:39. | |
advertising work in politics. Yes. I doubt this election will be nasty | :08:40. | :08:46. | |
than most. Funnily enough, in February 19 704I remember people | :08:47. | :08:48. | |
saying it would be the nasty as to election ever. This is said every | :08:49. | :08:54. | |
single time. I will say that the Conservatives have a strategic | :08:55. | :08:59. | |
opportunity, which is that many people doubt whether the leader of | :09:00. | :09:03. | |
the is Prime Minister real. I doubt he can be Prime Minister. The | :09:04. | :09:07. | |
Conservatives have to destroy that reputation, to make sure people come | :09:08. | :09:12. | |
away with the impression that Ed Miliband will not be a good prime | :09:13. | :09:15. | |
minister. This is what happened with Neil Kinnock, and the other way | :09:16. | :09:18. | |
around with William Hague, with Michael Howard. My favourite story | :09:19. | :09:25. | |
about negative campaigning goes back to the 18th-century. Disraeli | :09:26. | :09:30. | |
discovered that his opponent, Palmerston, had fathered a child in | :09:31. | :09:34. | |
his 80s. Everyone said, we can use it against him and Disraeli said, | :09:35. | :09:38. | |
no, if it gets out he will sweep the country. On balance it works. The | :09:39. | :09:44. | |
Daily Mail did what I think can be described as a negative story about | :09:45. | :09:48. | |
Ed Miliband's father, and Ed Miliband's defence of his father won | :09:49. | :09:55. | |
him respect. The concern about that was whether it was an anti-Semitic | :09:56. | :10:00. | |
story. I know. Isn't it a bit rich for the party of Damian McBride and | :10:01. | :10:05. | |
Alastair Campbell to complain about smears? Far be it from me to say it | :10:06. | :10:12. | |
was ever farce. I think we will take that as yes! He is getting more | :10:13. | :10:21. | |
aggressive and personal about Mr Miliband. Do we put it down to his | :10:22. | :10:28. | |
Australian election guru? I think Lynton Crosby probably has a lot to | :10:29. | :10:33. | |
do with that. The Conservatives are caught between two positions. They | :10:34. | :10:37. | |
have a stronger economy this year, and next year it will get stronger, | :10:38. | :10:43. | |
going into 2015, a good background. Help to buy was not stopped today. | :10:44. | :10:48. | |
Mark Carney reversed the decision of a a few weeks ago, and there is a | :10:49. | :10:53. | |
question about whether the Treasury agrees with the Bank of England, or | :10:54. | :10:57. | |
whether there is conflict. That is all positive for the Conservative | :10:58. | :11:01. | |
Party. On the other hand, they are trying to deal with immigration and | :11:02. | :11:08. | |
taxation issues. And tax avoidance. Cost of living issues. They are | :11:09. | :11:11. | |
caught between two strategies. My view would be, focus on the growth | :11:12. | :11:17. | |
and the economy and strengthening the economy, rather than getting | :11:18. | :11:22. | |
sidelined. I rather agree. There has always been a danger with David | :11:23. | :11:27. | |
Cameron getting sidelined, that the strategy is interrupted by a series | :11:28. | :11:31. | |
of piecemeal decisions which are for today. Rationalising it, you can say | :11:32. | :11:36. | |
they are throwing a lot of baggage overboard that they do not want in | :11:37. | :11:39. | |
the way when they get near the election. So they realise that they | :11:40. | :11:45. | |
can be outmanoeuvred by Labour on cigarette packaging, payday loans, | :11:46. | :11:51. | |
and so a lot of this is being called overboard pretty quickly now. It is | :11:52. | :11:56. | |
one thing to talk about nasty campaigning, but if you sit in the | :11:57. | :11:59. | |
chamber at Prime Minister 's questions and look at David Cameron, | :12:00. | :12:06. | |
there is a nasty streak. You could be grinding an act is here. I could | :12:07. | :12:22. | |
be. It is not attractive. Part of this is because Ed Miliband landed a | :12:23. | :12:28. | |
very solid punch on energy prices. And now Cameron is getting his own | :12:29. | :12:32. | |
back, in relation to Reverend Flowers and the Co-op Bank. I think | :12:33. | :12:38. | |
Mr Cameron is being pulled into macro different ways in a different | :12:39. | :12:42. | |
way. There is an expectation that the Tories will fight the next | :12:43. | :12:47. | |
election as a presidential campaign, because the polls show that Mr | :12:48. | :12:50. | |
Cameron is regarded as more of a leader than Mr Miliband. But if you | :12:51. | :12:57. | |
are going to fight a presidential campaign, you are meant to be above | :12:58. | :13:01. | |
the mudslinging. You do not do the mudslinging. Others might, but you | :13:02. | :13:07. | |
are presidential. We cannot be like that and do what he's doing at | :13:08. | :13:12. | |
moment. I agree with that. I do not quite agree with what Diane said | :13:13. | :13:19. | |
before. Sit there and watch him go bright red and say something nasty. | :13:20. | :13:24. | |
I think there is a lack of self restraint. In order to do the job as | :13:25. | :13:28. | |
well as he possibly could, he would want to hold back some of the | :13:29. | :13:31. | |
aggression he is using at Prime Minister's Questions, because he | :13:32. | :13:36. | |
does not need to display it. Another reason it would be a presidential | :13:37. | :13:39. | |
election is that he has not been leading the Conservative Party, but | :13:40. | :13:44. | |
a coalition government. What he aspires to after the election is to | :13:45. | :13:48. | |
lead another coalition government. You do not think he wants an overall | :13:49. | :13:54. | |
majority? I think he doubts he will get one and I think even doubts if | :13:55. | :13:57. | |
it would be better than what he has at the moment, which is a government | :13:58. | :14:01. | |
that represents 60% of the people who voted at the last election, | :14:02. | :14:05. | |
which is given the opportunity to reform schools and welfare. It is | :14:06. | :14:17. | |
not true to his type at the end of the day. He may not be as tough. He | :14:18. | :14:26. | |
wants to get a balanced in his mind. I think David Cameron just likes to | :14:27. | :14:34. | |
be Prime Minister. He said he would be rather good at being Prime | :14:35. | :14:44. | |
Minister. Nothing out. Labour is not working. It did deal with the | :14:45. | :14:51. | |
unconscious concerns, or probably conscious concerns at the time. | :14:52. | :14:59. | |
Demonise was way off beam. Here is the issue. Is this negative | :15:00. | :15:04. | |
campaigning more suited to tough times? Labour isn't working is a | :15:05. | :15:08. | |
tough time and this is a tough time. Demon eyes was it have time. | :15:09. | :15:17. | |
When people are threatened or subconscious, it appeals to the | :15:18. | :15:26. | |
conscious and not the subconscious. It needs to be credible and | :15:27. | :15:36. | |
consistent. Nobody believed that Tony Blair was the devil in | :15:37. | :15:44. | |
disguise. He was the housewives favourite. Nobody found a way of | :15:45. | :15:53. | |
attacking Tony Blair. Are we not in danger, speaking of nasty nurse, | :15:54. | :15:59. | |
when it comes to immigration, are we not in danger of a race to the | :16:00. | :16:15. | |
bottom? I can see how it is good politics but you have all the | :16:16. | :16:22. | |
parties involved. They are looking for good political issues. Whatever | :16:23. | :16:28. | |
the rights and wrongs for the electricity industry investment | :16:29. | :16:31. | |
point of view, if you look at the Co-op, it is a very good political | :16:32. | :16:38. | |
issue and they will go full tilt. The real world situation, there has | :16:39. | :16:47. | |
been a vast increase in Spanish and Greek immigration. Everybody knows | :16:48. | :16:52. | |
there will be an enormous amount of European immigration and most of it | :16:53. | :16:56. | |
will be very welcome. There is a concern about the people coming from | :16:57. | :17:02. | |
Bulgaria and Romania who may not be seeking work. We are going to come | :17:03. | :17:07. | |
back to immigration, so hold that thought. Now it's late. Domestic | :17:08. | :17:10. | |
goddess late. So get your Blue Nun dealer round sharpish. It's going to | :17:11. | :17:15. | |
be a big one! Because waiting in the wings, James Bond impersonator Rory | :17:16. | :17:18. | |
Bremner is here, to talk about satire and the Saltire. | :17:19. | :17:28. | |
Salt tyre is the Scottish flag, don't you get it? And after our | :17:29. | :17:34. | |
triumphant/terrifying twelfie experiment last week, we know at | :17:35. | :17:37. | |
least a handful of you have access to a Vic-20 computer. So log on. | :17:38. | :17:41. | |
Follow us, tweet us, and like us, on the Interweb. Now, we know we're | :17:42. | :17:47. | |
prone to hyperbole here on This Week and we just can't stop bigging | :17:48. | :17:50. | |
ourselves up, especially as nobody else seems interested. But even we | :17:51. | :17:54. | |
can't match Alex Salmond aide Joan McAlpine, who hailed this week's | :17:55. | :17:57. | |
White Paper on Scottish independence as making America's Declaration of | :17:58. | :18:00. | |
Independence look like a Post-it note! Either she's been out on the | :18:01. | :18:07. | |
razz with the Reverend Flowers, or that Higella stuff has made it north | :18:08. | :18:13. | |
of the border. Anyway, we travelled to the world's newest nation state, | :18:14. | :18:16. | |
the People's Republic of Pienaar, to ask its Presidente for his round up | :18:17. | :18:18. | |
of the political week. Are we all agreed? What do we | :18:19. | :18:44. | |
think? We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are | :18:45. | :18:49. | |
created equal - citizens are created equal. I know I am no Alex Salmond. | :18:50. | :19:01. | |
What will those big Briton unionists, Cameron, Clegg and Miller | :19:02. | :19:07. | |
band make of the people to public of PNR? They have their hands full. -- | :19:08. | :19:25. | |
People's Republic of Pienaar. I say, do not underestimate Alex | :19:26. | :19:31. | |
Salmond. There is only one like him. This White Paper is the most | :19:32. | :19:40. | |
detailed document that anyone in the world has been offered as basis of | :19:41. | :19:46. | |
becoming an independent country. Put like that, it is all pretty | :19:47. | :19:52. | |
convincing. My side are pretty loyal. Especially Teddy. I do not | :19:53. | :19:59. | |
have any oil to keep or missiles to kick out or spare room subsidies to | :20:00. | :20:05. | |
repeal. Scotland has all of them that is why they are busy of | :20:06. | :20:09. | |
accusing the Independent side of making it look far too easy. He says | :20:10. | :20:22. | |
there will be a currency union. He ignores the fact there would need to | :20:23. | :20:33. | |
be negotiation. It takes two. It is our currency. We are entitled to | :20:34. | :20:38. | |
share it. We argue that position for the best interests of Scotland and | :20:39. | :20:43. | |
the United Kingdom. In Downing Street, Cabinet ministers believe | :20:44. | :20:47. | |
their arguments about economic risk and ancient ties will win through. | :20:48. | :20:56. | |
The polls and the pundits favoured the union continuing. The SNP could | :20:57. | :21:01. | |
still end up claiming it is the natural party of government, a bit | :21:02. | :21:11. | |
like me. Now me, I want to run a nice open Republic. Some of my | :21:12. | :21:16. | |
people are worried about Bulgarians, Romanians and the like flooding in | :21:17. | :21:21. | |
and claiming this, stealing that. One or two of them, like Nigel in | :21:22. | :21:27. | |
there, are whispering about setting up their own republic Independence | :21:28. | :21:31. | |
party. I will have to take a leaf out of the book of David Cameron and | :21:32. | :21:37. | |
start talking tough. Thinking of coming to Britain because it is | :21:38. | :21:41. | |
easier to claim benefits, housing benefit or unemployment benefit, it | :21:42. | :21:44. | |
is important to send out a clear message that is not the case. I am | :21:45. | :21:50. | |
not going to be running a nasty country. Who did that European | :21:51. | :21:56. | |
Commissioner think he is? When the minister accuses Copts of making it | :21:57. | :22:05. | |
all up. Seven policemen are facing disciplinary hearings. It would not | :22:06. | :22:09. | |
happen inside my borders or in Britain. How much do you regret the | :22:10. | :22:17. | |
original altercation? I wish it had not happened. I left Downing Street | :22:18. | :22:26. | |
through the main gate, as I had done many times before and I made that | :22:27. | :22:32. | |
point. Things are getting nasty back in the old country. A bank like RBS | :22:33. | :22:37. | |
accused of letting perfectly viable businesses go under so it can profit | :22:38. | :22:42. | |
from the wreckage. The governor of the Bank of England called those | :22:43. | :22:46. | |
allegations shocking. The Mayor of London pointed out we are all equal | :22:47. | :22:55. | |
but some more equal than others. Whatever you may think of the value | :22:56. | :22:57. | |
of IQ tests, it is surely relevant that 16% of our species | :22:58. | :23:12. | |
have an IQ below 85 and some above 130. The harder you shake the pack, | :23:13. | :23:16. | |
the easier for some cornflakes to get to the top will stop this is the | :23:17. | :23:26. | |
PNR broadcasting Corporation. What it would be having own radio station | :23:27. | :23:32. | |
playing whatever you like. Ed Miliband admitted he was a bit of a | :23:33. | :23:36. | |
square in his youth. He his brother 's dreams and chose Je Ne Regrette | :23:37. | :23:53. | |
Rien. Can the Prime Minister explain why the government intervening to | :23:54. | :23:59. | |
cap the cost of credit is right but the government capping energy bills | :24:00. | :24:06. | |
is communism? I feel like a radio host. And your complaint is caller? | :24:07. | :24:12. | |
We are taking action when they did not take action. We are doing the | :24:13. | :24:18. | |
right thing. He should be standing up and congratulating us. No need | :24:19. | :24:23. | |
for egomania. We know who is in charge. I have two go. I am hosting | :24:24. | :24:29. | |
a state banquet in honour of me. Too kind. | :24:30. | :24:41. | |
He wears that outfit when he is on the radio as well. He likes to be | :24:42. | :24:49. | |
well-dressed on the radio. Let's go straight to immigration. It has been | :24:50. | :24:56. | |
such an important story of the week. When the European Union was | :24:57. | :24:59. | |
basically a club of the rich, of West European countries, then | :25:00. | :25:05. | |
freedom of movement of labour was workable. Hasn't it become more | :25:06. | :25:11. | |
problematic because the EU now includes a lot of poor countries? | :25:12. | :25:17. | |
Yes, it is highly problematic. I still say it has brought many | :25:18. | :25:22. | |
benefits. I think we do need to have people in our country who are young, | :25:23. | :25:27. | |
making money and paying taxes. There are populations in Romania and | :25:28. | :25:31. | |
Bulgaria that might well be moving not so much to seek work but to seek | :25:32. | :25:36. | |
benefits and that is a problem. It is quite interesting that the | :25:37. | :25:40. | |
bureaucrats of the EU at least have shut their minds to reconsidering | :25:41. | :25:49. | |
the position. What I would say is that economic and monetary union is | :25:50. | :25:55. | |
never supposed to involve those pool rather European countries. I can | :25:56. | :26:03. | |
remember asking what would be the economic and monetary area and he | :26:04. | :26:07. | |
said France, Germany and the Benelux countries. When you mentioned | :26:08. | :26:12. | |
Southern Europe, he went pale. That is the crucial economic point. On | :26:13. | :26:19. | |
the side of the Tories, they are driven by fear of UKIP. Miranda, it | :26:20. | :26:26. | |
is good to see you tonight. On the subject of immigration, the | :26:27. | :26:30. | |
government has announced tougher measures on welfare. You lose it | :26:31. | :26:34. | |
after a while. Are the Lib Dems happy that Clegg has gone along with | :26:35. | :26:45. | |
this? They have tried to say it is reasonable because it is adjusting | :26:46. | :26:48. | |
British rules to bring them in line with rules and elsewhere. I agree | :26:49. | :26:53. | |
with Diane about this race to the bottom and the rhetoric. Even the | :26:54. | :26:58. | |
Evening Standard said this week, it is getting a bit of a shabby debate | :26:59. | :27:03. | |
and they wanted to point out that immigration is very important for | :27:04. | :27:07. | |
the economy of London and indeed for other regions of the UK. I think it | :27:08. | :27:18. | |
is really important not to lose sight. The great irony is that the | :27:19. | :27:23. | |
Tory party wanted enlargement of the European Union and got it. Now they | :27:24. | :27:28. | |
must do a politically with the consequences. We must not all be | :27:29. | :27:34. | |
sucked in by the threat of UKIP. European monetary union means fast | :27:35. | :27:39. | |
as a people moving from the South of Europe to the north and vast amounts | :27:40. | :27:42. | |
of money moving from the north to the south. It is inevitable. They | :27:43. | :27:52. | |
are implying it should be tougher. I know. This is the subject of some | :27:53. | :27:56. | |
interesting discussions between me and my leader. It really was. My | :27:57. | :28:05. | |
view is that there are no votes for the Labour Party in moving right on | :28:06. | :28:10. | |
immigration. You would be thinking, maybe UKIP is right. You legitimise | :28:11. | :28:14. | |
the Aga meant and I think that is not something they should be doing. | :28:15. | :28:25. | |
-- the argument. Doesn't it leave Mr Cameron exposed to UKIP? Whether you | :28:26. | :28:29. | |
like what they say or not, they have a clear answer. We will leave the | :28:30. | :28:34. | |
union and we will not have to take these people. | :28:35. | :28:39. | |
I think Martin was right before. The leader of the Conservative Party is | :28:40. | :28:46. | |
always drawn into macro directions between those who try to convince | :28:47. | :28:49. | |
him you win elections on the centre ground, and those who say what | :28:50. | :28:54. | |
Lynton Crosby is saying, which is, you have to get the Daily Mail | :28:55. | :29:00. | |
onside, push UKIP to one side, reduce their percentage at the | :29:01. | :29:05. | |
general election. It is a very uncomfortable position for the | :29:06. | :29:07. | |
Conservative leader. It is never enough. It is like throwing red meat | :29:08. | :29:13. | |
off the back of the sledge to get rid of the wolves. Does no | :29:14. | :29:19. | |
politician have the courage to say, one way to judge a country, its | :29:20. | :29:24. | |
prosperity and values, is by the number of people queueing up to get | :29:25. | :29:29. | |
into it? And we have a lot of people queueing up. That is why I have | :29:30. | :29:33. | |
always admired America and so does most of the world. People are | :29:34. | :29:37. | |
queueing up to get into this country. Should that not make you | :29:38. | :29:42. | |
proud? Someone should say that. We should also point out that many | :29:43. | :29:46. | |
British people want the freedom of movement, because they want to live | :29:47. | :29:50. | |
elsewhere. There are many Brits in Spain, using the Spanish health | :29:51. | :29:56. | |
system, for example. The politician who came nearest to saying that | :29:57. | :29:59. | |
immigration is necessary and good is Boris Johnson. He is mayor of the | :30:00. | :30:04. | |
greatest immigrant city in the world. If we look at the Republicans | :30:05. | :30:10. | |
across the Atlantic, anti-immigrant rhetoric is going to consume them as | :30:11. | :30:18. | |
a party. Someone who takes the opposite line swept New Jersey, a | :30:19. | :30:22. | |
Democrat state. Since we are in agreement, I am moving on. Scotland, | :30:23. | :30:28. | |
back to that. This massive white paper was supposed to answer all of | :30:29. | :30:31. | |
the big questions but it seems to have left a few unanswered and | :30:32. | :30:37. | |
created more questions that it had not intended, particularly over the | :30:38. | :30:42. | |
currency. The question I have always had, since I knew Alex Salmon wanted | :30:43. | :30:48. | |
a 3-part question, not two parts. The third option he wanted to offer | :30:49. | :30:52. | |
was devolution max is, all the benefits of independence without any | :30:53. | :30:56. | |
of the risk. The question I have asked since then is, why would a man | :30:57. | :31:01. | |
really committed to independence want to offer the Scottish people | :31:02. | :31:04. | |
the benefits of independence without any of the risk? And that is what we | :31:05. | :31:08. | |
are getting, this is what the White Paper is. It is independence without | :31:09. | :31:15. | |
giving up the BBC, the Crown, the EU, the pound, NATO. It is | :31:16. | :31:22. | |
independence -light. The fact is that if you decide to share your | :31:23. | :31:25. | |
currency with another country, you do not have independence. Do you | :31:26. | :31:30. | |
think people in Athens or Madrid have any independence? All of their | :31:31. | :31:35. | |
decisions are made in Frankfurt. Is it sensible tactics rest room at | :31:36. | :31:39. | |
there was a time when the Nationalists had a clear-cut | :31:40. | :31:42. | |
proposition of independence, their own currency, the euro. There was | :31:43. | :31:53. | |
even a time when the notion of a republic was popular. That at least | :31:54. | :31:57. | |
was a clear difference. Has it been tactically sensible to muddy the | :31:58. | :32:03. | |
water? I do not think so. Michael's point is fascinating. It means that | :32:04. | :32:06. | |
the arch separatist might be scared of what a separate Scotland might | :32:07. | :32:13. | |
actually be like. You should never bet against Alex Salmond. He is the | :32:14. | :32:21. | |
dominant politician north of the border and a formidable campaigner | :32:22. | :32:23. | |
and strategist, and he will call the shots. Because your party did not | :32:24. | :32:30. | |
leave a major figure in the Labour Party in the Scottish Parliament | :32:31. | :32:34. | |
after Donald Ewert died. We will come back to Scotland in a minute, | :32:35. | :32:39. | |
and I want to ask you about one of your favourite politicians, Boris | :32:40. | :32:43. | |
Johnson. What did you make of his speech to the Centre for Policy | :32:44. | :32:48. | |
Studies, talking about inequality which was inevitable and maybe even | :32:49. | :32:51. | |
good. We got a Gordon gecko moment from him, and bringing back cramp -- | :32:52. | :32:58. | |
grammar schools. It was on the one hand, and upon the other. He said, | :32:59. | :33:02. | |
you have to recognise the role of greed but I want people who make | :33:03. | :33:07. | |
money to go off and be very good. At one moment it showed an unusual | :33:08. | :33:11. | |
example of political courage, because even to risk saying that | :33:12. | :33:15. | |
greed is part of the capitalist system is quite a risky thing to | :33:16. | :33:19. | |
say. So actually, I gave the speech a few points. I thought I had not | :33:20. | :33:25. | |
often heard him willing to take any risk at all. How did you rate it? | :33:26. | :33:33. | |
Pretty disastrous, and he is lucky he is not standing again as London | :33:34. | :33:38. | |
mayor, because there is no way he could reach beyond Conservative | :33:39. | :33:41. | |
voters having made a speech like that, particularly the IQ section. | :33:42. | :33:49. | |
Disaster! He was a more liberal type of Tory to win London but he has now | :33:50. | :33:55. | |
shifted. How is the campaign for Mayor of London going? There is no | :33:56. | :34:00. | |
campaign, I am just happy to back on the sofa with Michael. I am | :34:01. | :34:04. | |
resigning from everything to be your manager. You did not even beat Tessa | :34:05. | :34:14. | |
Jowell, did you? That was it. Are you ruling it out tonight? I have no | :34:15. | :34:24. | |
plans to run for mayor. Michael Heseltine - I have no plans to run | :34:25. | :34:31. | |
against Margaret Thatcher. Now, for Michael and I, it's been a | :34:32. | :34:35. | |
long and winding dirt track from our humble origins to the giddy heights | :34:36. | :34:39. | |
of This Week. Diane's journey took a little longer of course. Black cabs | :34:40. | :34:44. | |
are still refusing to pick her up and the number 38 bus from Hackney | :34:45. | :34:48. | |
takes forever. But with a referendum less than a year away, it's touch | :34:49. | :34:53. | |
and go whether the Act of Union will outlast the Argos catalogue, and | :34:54. | :34:56. | |
many Scots are wondering where the road to independence might lead. One | :34:57. | :34:59. | |
of those reassessing long-held views is satirist Rory Bremner, and that's | :35:00. | :35:03. | |
why we've decided to put Rory Goes to Holyrood in this week's | :35:04. | :35:04. | |
Scot-light! That was me, Rory Bremner, about to | :35:05. | :35:34. | |
go onstage to do my first ever stand-up show about Scottish | :35:35. | :35:37. | |
politics. Having moved back home to Scotland and become fascinated by | :35:38. | :35:40. | |
the debate on independence, it is time I to get seriously and some | :35:41. | :35:46. | |
comedy about it. It is very unlikely you will get any answers tonight. | :35:47. | :35:49. | |
The idea is that we will at least raise a few questions. Some things | :35:50. | :35:54. | |
in life are too important to be taken seriously, and this is one of | :35:55. | :35:59. | |
them. In the run-up to the referendum, both sides will try to | :36:00. | :36:02. | |
win us over with appeals to the heart, slogans and smooth talking. | :36:03. | :36:07. | |
But the facts and counter facts remain. The most important question | :36:08. | :36:13. | |
of all, who gets custody of Andy Murray? I don't really know the | :36:14. | :36:23. | |
answer to that question. The outcome of the referendum raises many | :36:24. | :36:25. | |
questions, even the question of the question itself begs questions. The | :36:26. | :36:32. | |
wording of the question. Both sides wanted to get their favoured wording | :36:33. | :36:36. | |
on the ballot paper. The SNP originally wanted two questions. | :36:37. | :36:40. | |
One, are you in favour of an independent Scotland? Two, why not? | :36:41. | :36:50. | |
It is not just about an independent Scotland, but about they believe | :36:51. | :36:55. | |
that there must be a better way. No matter which way it goes, it feels | :36:56. | :36:58. | |
like the beginning of something in Scotland. Satire. | :36:59. | :37:07. | |
Rory Bremner joins us now. Well come back. Good of you to come from north | :37:08. | :37:11. | |
of the border. I hope you brought your passport! What will they have a | :37:12. | :37:24. | |
border controls? Is there much comedy in Scottish politics? I was | :37:25. | :37:28. | |
not sure, apart from the politicians, you mean, I assume. | :37:29. | :37:34. | |
Beyond the three or four that people recognise, Alex Salmond and Nicola | :37:35. | :37:37. | |
Sturgeon, very few of them are recognised. One of them set the | :37:38. | :37:44. | |
curtains alight, but he went to jail. There was surprisingly little. | :37:45. | :37:48. | |
That was why I wanted to do that programme. It went out in BBC | :37:49. | :37:52. | |
Scotland and was an attempt to open the door and say, this is going to | :37:53. | :37:56. | |
be an important debate. I wanted people to engage through comedy. | :37:57. | :38:01. | |
People have done jokes about independence, on both sides, and | :38:02. | :38:04. | |
found themselves getting a lot of abuse on the internet. Like, for | :38:05. | :38:11. | |
example, the comedian who does the News quiz a lot, she got a lot of | :38:12. | :38:17. | |
abuse just for making jokes. They were pretty fair-minded. I started | :38:18. | :38:27. | |
doing this programme and I said Alex Salmond would have an office at the | :38:28. | :38:31. | |
top of the Scottish monument with a 360 degrees view, like a Bond | :38:32. | :38:35. | |
villain, stroking a cat, or Nicola Sturgeon. And the stuff that I got. | :38:36. | :38:40. | |
I thought I did not want to be intimidated by that. They are pretty | :38:41. | :38:45. | |
extreme on both sides, those who do that sort of thing. Is there a | :38:46. | :38:49. | |
general appetite among the Scots for satire about the debate? I think so. | :38:50. | :38:56. | |
People enjoy the programme. The debate is reaching room temperature | :38:57. | :38:59. | |
now and people are starting, with the launch this week, although | :39:00. | :39:03. | |
Channel 4 News ran 15 minutes on Andrew Mitchell before going to the | :39:04. | :39:07. | |
Scottish referendum. It is a different country up there and I | :39:08. | :39:10. | |
wanted to find out what people were thinking. Three of the four top | :39:11. | :39:15. | |
politicians are women. Ruth Davidson, leader of the Tories, is a | :39:16. | :39:19. | |
lesbian kick boxer, which is fantastic. It makes Theresa May look | :39:20. | :39:25. | |
a bit dull. Great! I wanted to find out more about it. As John Pienaar | :39:26. | :39:33. | |
was saying, it has a long way to go, and Alex Salmond is very crafty. | :39:34. | :39:38. | |
Alex Salmond, north of the border, is the dominant politician, partly | :39:39. | :39:43. | |
because the big Labour ones never went back and stayed in Westminster. | :39:44. | :39:47. | |
For a satirist, the rule is that the bigger you are, the harder you fall. | :39:48. | :39:52. | |
The way spitting image went for Margaret Thatcher in the 1980s, | :39:53. | :39:58. | |
isn't Alex Salmond a perfect target? Many of the political heavyweights | :39:59. | :40:01. | |
went to Westminster to be heavyweights, or for Eric Joyce, | :40:02. | :40:06. | |
light heavyweights. He was the boxing one, wasn't it? He is waiting | :40:07. | :40:14. | |
outside. If you criticised Alex Salmond, people would say, I voted | :40:15. | :40:18. | |
for him, don't insult me. You do not get that if you do stuff about David | :40:19. | :40:22. | |
Cameron or Nick Clegg. Alex Salmond has a very good sense of humour and | :40:23. | :40:27. | |
can take it, but I want to make the point that it is not just about Alex | :40:28. | :40:31. | |
Salmond but about the other side of the argument as well, about Cameron | :40:32. | :40:36. | |
and the union side. But it is important to engage with the debate | :40:37. | :40:39. | |
through comedy and that it is not a comedy-free zone. But those saying | :40:40. | :40:48. | |
no to independence, their side does not crystallise around one large | :40:49. | :40:54. | |
character in the way that the yes to independence crystallises around | :40:55. | :40:57. | |
Alex Salmond. When you have Alex Salmond saying, keep the pound, and | :40:58. | :41:03. | |
Alistair Darling saying, we are not, we are back to the Scottish | :41:04. | :41:07. | |
stereotype of two Scotsman arguing over a pound. It really does divide | :41:08. | :41:15. | |
opinion. That and wind farms in Scotland. There are some parts of | :41:16. | :41:19. | |
Scotland where it is easier to come out as being gay than a unionist. | :41:20. | :41:25. | |
And I am not a unionist. If I am, I am a Scottish Unionist, rather likes | :41:26. | :41:27. | |
Robin Cook was a Presbyterian atheist. It is a bit later my tummy | :41:28. | :41:38. | |
to get that. Is Alex Salmond easy to satirise? -- it is a bit late at | :41:39. | :41:46. | |
night for me to get that. I do not think he is easy to satirise. He is | :41:47. | :41:51. | |
genial and engages with you. I cannot say I have ever heard him | :41:52. | :41:56. | |
tell a joke. He can be very funny in the chamber. He has great timing. | :41:57. | :42:03. | |
And he always held the chamber. He was a strong debater. I like the | :42:04. | :42:06. | |
fact that his slogan is yes, Scotland, which sounds like | :42:07. | :42:11. | |
something he would say at the moment of orgasm. Please! Is it a | :42:12. | :42:20. | |
disadvantage that the other big Scottish characters, Gordon Brown, | :42:21. | :42:23. | |
Ming Campbell, Alistair Darling, they are Westminster -based? I don't | :42:24. | :42:30. | |
know. I think their voices will count for a lot. It is a win-win for | :42:31. | :42:35. | |
Alex Salmond, because if they win the independence, they have | :42:36. | :42:39. | |
independence but if they lose many Scots will say, we are still part of | :42:40. | :42:43. | |
the United Kingdom and we want a very Scottish Government at | :42:44. | :42:50. | |
Holyrood. But what is to say if there was an independence vote, | :42:51. | :42:54. | |
would all bets be off? Would Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and Ming | :42:55. | :42:58. | |
Campbell say, we have a few years left as politicians? The Labour | :42:59. | :43:04. | |
Party was dominated by Scots in the 1980s and they told English MPs, if | :43:05. | :43:10. | |
we give them devolution will skill -- it will kill the argument for | :43:11. | :43:14. | |
independence. That is what we were told. George Robertson is another | :43:15. | :43:26. | |
one. But Alex Salmond has come to dominate a system which was set up | :43:27. | :43:32. | |
keep the assembly out. There is also an argument that Alex Salmond can | :43:33. | :43:36. | |
only lose. One, he does not win the independence vote, which is a major | :43:37. | :43:40. | |
set back. The other is that he wins the independence vote and is saddled | :43:41. | :43:42. | |
with running an independent Scotland. That is the thing about | :43:43. | :43:48. | |
which I think he has lost his nerve. If the vote was held tomorrow, how | :43:49. | :43:54. | |
would you vote? Tomorrow? That is right on the spot. I am not going to | :43:55. | :44:03. | |
say. I have no plans. You are mixing too much with politicians. Great to | :44:04. | :44:11. | |
see you again. That's your lot for tonight folks, | :44:12. | :44:15. | |
and for us, because we're giving Lou Lou's a miss tonight, as it's | :44:16. | :44:18. | |
Marxist night and we don't want to belong to any club that will accept | :44:19. | :44:22. | |
people like us as members. So we leave you tonight with the gift that | :44:23. | :44:25. | |
just keeps giving, quite literally. Nighty-night. Don't let Michael's | :44:26. | :44:40. | |
Bavarian white sausage bite. So, I dip in the mustard, put it in the | :44:41. | :44:45. | |
mouth, squeeze my lips together, and the sausage pop into my mouth, | :44:46. | :44:51. | |
leaving the skin behind. It works really well. For the first time, you | :44:52. | :45:00. | |
do it really well. Thank you. You have taught me lots of interesting | :45:01. | :45:01. | |
things today. | :45:02. | :45:04. |