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Tonight on This Week: As the mighty Morph returns to our screens, we ask | :00:10. | :00:16. | |
him to help us review the political week. The little plasticine man | :00:17. | :00:19. | |
makes a welcome comeback, while another TV star, Rolf Harris, could | :00:20. | :00:24. | |
soon be behind prison bars. The Times' TV critic, Andrew Billen, | :00:25. | :00:30. | |
also lives in a wooden pencil box. This box was also on trial this week | :00:31. | :00:36. | |
and was as guilty as Rolf Harris. Labour Leader, Ed Miliband, would | :00:37. | :00:40. | |
like to be as popular as Morph. Should he change his shape and | :00:41. | :00:43. | |
character? Journalist and commentator Mary Ann Sieghart is | :00:44. | :00:48. | |
moulding her own political model. This was the week when Ed Miliband | :00:49. | :00:55. | |
Morphed from being from the great crusader against big business to | :00:56. | :01:00. | |
wanting them to be his friend. And straight-talking American chat show | :01:01. | :01:03. | |
host, Chelsea Handler, is here and ready to ask Morph some difficult | :01:04. | :01:08. | |
questions. Honestly Morph I don't nope who you are or why I'm on This | :01:09. | :01:14. | |
Week. We all speak gobbledygook on This Week. | :01:15. | :01:20. | |
Evenin' all, welcome to This Week. A week in which David Cameron put on | :01:21. | :01:23. | |
his well-rehearsed "concerned sad face" and called for co-ordinated | :01:24. | :01:26. | |
action to combat a growing public health threat. Apparently there's a | :01:27. | :01:29. | |
dangerous increase in the public's resistance to politicians and their | :01:30. | :01:33. | |
meaningless promises and phrases. Call me Concerned Dave warned that | :01:34. | :01:37. | |
Westminster was "in danger of going back to the Dark Ages" when voters | :01:38. | :01:40. | |
weren't treated like docile idiots, as resistance to political drivel | :01:41. | :01:45. | |
grows ever stronger. Dr Dave was particularly concerned that people | :01:46. | :01:47. | |
had noticed the coalition hasn't developed any new policies for | :01:48. | :01:50. | |
months and that there was an "over-use problem" - with the | :01:51. | :01:52. | |
repetition of tedious sound-bites, long-term economic plan, cost of | :01:53. | :01:55. | |
living crisis, hard-working families, to such an extent that we | :01:56. | :02:05. | |
no longer listen to a word they say. Plus, a worrying number of voters | :02:06. | :02:08. | |
are now almost entirely resistant to superbugs such as Nick Cleggover, Ed | :02:09. | :02:11. | |
Moribund, and a particularly virulent strain of Boy George | :02:12. | :02:17. | |
Osborne. All of whom bring out a nasty rash on anyone within a 10-ft | :02:18. | :02:21. | |
radius, and an urgent need to visit the bathroom within ten seconds. | :02:22. | :02:24. | |
Speaking of those who aren't medically trained but still feel the | :02:25. | :02:28. | |
need to prescribe our treatment, I'm joined on the sofa tonight by two | :02:29. | :02:32. | |
candy sized political treats. Think of them as the Dolly Mixture and | :02:33. | :02:35. | |
Dolly Parton of late night political chat. I speak, of course, of | :02:36. | :02:39. | |
#sadmanonatrain Michael Portillo. And back, despite almost no public | :02:40. | :02:42. | |
demand whatsoever, #baffled Diane Abbott. Your moment of the week. I | :02:43. | :02:53. | |
think the moment that the terrorist organisation ISIS declared he wanted | :02:54. | :02:57. | |
to be known as Islamic State in future, that it can created a | :02:58. | :03:01. | |
caliphate that crossed the borders of Syria and Iraq, that comprises | :03:02. | :03:06. | |
quite a large amount of territory. I think it is the moment of the weeks | :03:07. | :03:10. | |
because I'm not sure we shall ever see Iraq recreated in our lifetime. | :03:11. | :03:14. | |
It is the end of the borders that were drawn by the Western Power as | :03:15. | :03:21. | |
century ago. When you consider that before 9/11, in 2001, many people | :03:22. | :03:25. | |
had not heard of Al-Qaeda, the progress made from being a terrorist | :03:26. | :03:30. | |
organisation to being now an organisation that has armies and | :03:31. | :03:35. | |
even has a state and a caliphate, with ambitions to go back to map | :03:36. | :03:41. | |
which was drawn between 600 and 700 AD, that's worthy of being a moment | :03:42. | :03:45. | |
of the week. It is a moment of the decade, perhaps. The Saudis have | :03:46. | :03:52. | |
rushed 30,000 troops to the border. Ened Kurdish part of Iraq has | :03:53. | :03:56. | |
effectively gone. Iraq is over. Yes. The Kurds should be separate. | :03:57. | :04:00. | |
Interesting that the Saudis, who are Sunnis, are rushing to defend | :04:01. | :04:05. | |
themselves against Sunnis. Yes, but of course a different kind. Diane, | :04:06. | :04:11. | |
your moment of the week? Mine is a footnote in Labour history. Dennis | :04:12. | :04:17. | |
Skinner MP was knocked off the NEC. Why? Because the type of MP that | :04:18. | :04:24. | |
would have voted for Dennis Skinner without blinking, former miners, | :04:25. | :04:29. | |
have largely gone from the parliamentary Labour Party. He was | :04:30. | :04:34. | |
on the NEC for 33 years all to do due remember when people used to | :04:35. | :04:39. | |
come back and they would be filled... We used to cover them. | :04:40. | :04:44. | |
Exactly, and Denis used to give interviews. No-one does that now. A | :04:45. | :04:50. | |
lot of people regret it. For those viewers on Twitter who want to | :04:51. | :04:55. | |
campaign the hash tag is bring back Denis. I see. I bet he's not an | :04:56. | :05:15. | |
Twitter. I don't think he is. ?? LINEBREAK Now, this week saw | :05:16. | :05:17. | |
millions of childhood memories reassessed, as veteran entertainer | :05:18. | :05:20. | |
Rolf Harris was found guilty of 12 counts of indecently assaulting | :05:21. | :05:23. | |
girls in the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s. But did his celebrity status protect | :05:24. | :05:26. | |
him from being asked questions at the time? And is that same celebrity | :05:27. | :05:30. | |
now the reason why there has been such interest in his historic | :05:31. | :05:33. | |
crimes? We turned to The Times TV critic and children's author Andrew | :05:34. | :05:37. | |
Billen. This is his take of the week. | :05:38. | :05:47. | |
Television likes to think it can spot phonies. It's a truth-obtaining | :05:48. | :05:57. | |
medium. Be yourself or people at home will see through you. Well, we | :05:58. | :06:00. | |
didn't see through Rolf Harris. Even a nation as wised up to sex as ours | :06:01. | :06:08. | |
was shocked by Monday's verdict. This breezy innocence survived 50 | :06:09. | :06:13. | |
years in children's schedules, because he persuaded us he was half | :06:14. | :06:17. | |
child himself. A bearded boy-man, who shared his audiences' puerile | :06:18. | :06:24. | |
pleasures in cartoons and pets. Can wele the what it was yet, he asked | :06:25. | :06:29. | |
of his paintings? We couldn't even tell what he was. We long tolerated | :06:30. | :06:40. | |
the obvious phonies. Hughie Green told us he meant things most | :06:41. | :06:49. | |
sincerely. We knew he didn't. Didn't Jess Yeates, no shock when he was | :06:50. | :06:55. | |
exposed as an adulterer. If you didn't realise there was something | :06:56. | :06:59. | |
weird and aggressive about Jimmy Savile you were probably a BBC | :07:00. | :07:10. | |
executive. And therein lay the problem. In the 1970s, 80s and 90s | :07:11. | :07:18. | |
celebrity got too big for its boots, and public service television licked | :07:19. | :07:22. | |
them. The new monarchs of the tube decided the sweetest thing to do | :07:23. | :07:36. | |
with power was to abuse it. Eight years ago when Harris painted the | :07:37. | :07:41. | |
Queen for the BBC, we scrutinised Her Majesty for her humanity. It | :07:42. | :07:47. | |
turns out we should have been scrutinising King Rolf for his. His | :07:48. | :07:54. | |
reign is over now, his reputation smashed. And television's isn't | :07:55. | :07:57. | |
looking much healthier. And from the British Vintage | :07:58. | :08:06. | |
Wireless and Television Museum in West Dulwich to our own little | :08:07. | :08:09. | |
museum of vintage TV here in the heart of Westminster, Andrew Billen | :08:10. | :08:13. | |
welcome to the programme. Why do you think the conviction of | :08:14. | :08:17. | |
Rolf Harris is more shocking than the other high-profile cases? Not | :08:18. | :08:24. | |
worse, but shocking. He was so good at fooling us. So many of us, | :08:25. | :08:33. | |
including me, saw him as something different. Many people were repelled | :08:34. | :08:39. | |
by Jimmy Savile. I never liked him as a kid, and neither did my | :08:40. | :08:42. | |
schoolfriends, but Harris was regarded as a harmless well-liked | :08:43. | :08:47. | |
entertainer wasn't he? Television has a reputation for seeing through | :08:48. | :08:54. | |
phoniness. It maybe even goes back to that Kennedy Nixon debate in 19 | :08:55. | :09:00. | |
of,ment Kennedy won it as far as radio saw it... Kennedy won the | :09:01. | :09:09. | |
television and Nixon won the radio. When they saw the stubble and the | :09:10. | :09:19. | |
Dewi lip... I think Andrew's analysis is right. I never | :09:20. | :09:22. | |
particularly thought that television did see through phonies. I thought | :09:23. | :09:26. | |
it was like the stage. It was an opportunity for people to act and | :09:27. | :09:33. | |
present a facade. But I think a naivety goes back further than that. | :09:34. | :09:37. | |
It has been over a long period in many fields not to realise that | :09:38. | :09:41. | |
where there are children, point of view will be attracted. It is period | :09:42. | :09:45. | |
in many fields not to realise that where there are children, point of | :09:46. | :09:48. | |
view will be attracted. It is not -- paedophiles will be attracted. It is | :09:49. | :09:51. | |
not a coincidence that in the Catholic Church and children's | :09:52. | :09:54. | |
television there are paedophiles. A number of environment, including | :09:55. | :09:57. | |
television and the Catholic Church, in the first case because of | :09:58. | :10:02. | |
celebrity and the second case to avoid scandal, there was a pretty | :10:03. | :10:05. | |
great uncertainty that they were not going to be exposed or produced. You | :10:06. | :10:11. | |
have a ready supply of children and a guarantee that they are not going | :10:12. | :10:15. | |
to be brought to justice. It is going to attract paedophiles. I | :10:16. | :10:21. | |
think Michael is right to say that where there are children you will | :10:22. | :10:25. | |
find paedophiles. I think Andrew's thesis is a bit bizarre. I imagine | :10:26. | :10:31. | |
one has had monsters of that nature going back centuries. Television as | :10:32. | :10:35. | |
a whole, not the BBC necessarily, the particularly when there were | :10:36. | :10:38. | |
only two channels and most people watch them, people were able to | :10:39. | :10:43. | |
become huge omnipresent personalities in a way they hadn't | :10:44. | :10:47. | |
been before. The considered that the BBC has produced people that molest | :10:48. | :10:54. | |
children is nuts. We though there are schools, children's homes have | :10:55. | :11:00. | |
been involved in this as well. The Church. Why television? It allowed | :11:01. | :11:06. | |
television to get out of hand and a public service broadcaster should | :11:07. | :11:10. | |
have held it in check. The BBC is probably run by civil civil servant | :11:11. | :11:16. | |
types and didn't know how to discipline. Don't think it helps to | :11:17. | :11:21. | |
turn this into an attack on the BBC. Lots of good reasons to attack the | :11:22. | :11:25. | |
BBC, maybe employing us try is a good reason to attack it. I think | :11:26. | :11:30. | |
there are more profound issues about paedophiles and people accessing | :11:31. | :11:34. | |
children which we should discuss. I think there has been a broad worship | :11:35. | :11:40. | |
of celebrities on the BBC. ITV is guilty of this as well. When the BBC | :11:41. | :11:45. | |
was paying Jonathan Ross ?6 million a year and supposedly because they | :11:46. | :11:49. | |
were afraid that ITV would pay him more, that is where celebrity gets | :11:50. | :11:55. | |
out of hand. Mike, as a good Peterhouse boy you are being very | :11:56. | :12:02. | |
ahistorical. Celebrity goes back to the 19th century. Lillie Langtry, a | :12:03. | :12:08. | |
huge celebrity. Television cranks it up but it's not not creating the | :12:09. | :12:13. | |
cult of celebrity. Whether it is television or something in our | :12:14. | :12:16. | |
culture that someone weird like Savile, of no obvious ability | :12:17. | :12:25. | |
whatsoever, could become such a national celebrity. Even because we | :12:26. | :12:30. | |
are all suckers for charitable work, a national treasure. How could that | :12:31. | :12:34. | |
happen? The charity thing helped as a Dover didn't it. It is | :12:35. | :12:39. | |
inexplicable. So many people who worked with him now say they kind of | :12:40. | :12:44. | |
knew what he was up to. Yet there was no chain of command, at no point | :12:45. | :12:48. | |
was anybody taking him aside or talking to his agent and saying, | :12:49. | :12:54. | |
knock it off. The charity bit is another part of it. Every year the | :12:55. | :13:00. | |
BBC runs the Children In Need campaign and takes great pride of | :13:01. | :13:03. | |
the huge amounts of money raised, which by the way are pitful to what | :13:04. | :13:12. | |
we pay in our taxes to charity. And the celebrities what they earn. And | :13:13. | :13:18. | |
they get enormous kudos going on there and posturing about how much | :13:19. | :13:21. | |
they care about charities. Savile was such a case. These hospitals and | :13:22. | :13:26. | |
other organisations and institutions thought he was the great meal | :13:27. | :13:31. | |
ticket. He could bring them a million pounds or two million | :13:32. | :13:35. | |
pounds, which for them was riches beyond their wildest dreams. Savile | :13:36. | :13:41. | |
was creepy and it was odd how Ministers allowed him to have a role | :13:42. | :13:45. | |
in Broadmoor hospital. Savile Andujaris began at the start of what | :13:46. | :13:50. | |
we now regard as celebrity culture. It is much worse now. Celebrity | :13:51. | :13:54. | |
culture is much worse than it was when they were this their heyday. | :13:55. | :13:59. | |
But it is more transparent now. It is more transparent, the places are | :14:00. | :14:05. | |
run by lawyers who don't want to be sued, human resources departments. | :14:06. | :14:08. | |
If I behaved in the way that either Harris let alone Savile did in my | :14:09. | :14:14. | |
newsroom, I would be called up for a very swift firing. A due oply has | :14:15. | :14:20. | |
gone. When you had only ITV and BBC One, as we did in the old days, of | :14:21. | :14:25. | |
course these celebrities dominated the field. There was nowhere else we | :14:26. | :14:30. | |
could find our celebrities. Now we have a multiplicity of media, it is | :14:31. | :14:36. | |
much easier. And at Westminster, allegation of a paedophile ring in | :14:37. | :14:42. | |
the 1970s, a missing file. A call for a public inquiry. In the current | :14:43. | :14:47. | |
climate that's a call that may well be heeded. | :14:48. | :15:02. | |
this for some time. I mean, Jeffrey Dickens is at the heart of this. He | :15:03. | :15:07. | |
presented the dossier to Leon Britton. I have a lot of good things | :15:08. | :15:12. | |
to say about him, he was my friend, but I wouldn't immediately take it | :15:13. | :15:23. | |
serious. For a long time, there's been a great try to find paedophile | :15:24. | :15:29. | |
in politics, Lord McAlpine was accused of being involve and he was | :15:30. | :15:32. | |
able to sue for handsome sums of money and I'm very pleased indeed | :15:33. | :15:36. | |
that that happened. Can we be sure that there isn't a Harris or a | :15:37. | :15:41. | |
Savile out there today? In the same position? What in TV? Yes. You know | :15:42. | :15:47. | |
better than me who is out there. We didn't. | :15:48. | :15:59. | |
Louis Theroux put it to him. The BBC executives said they had no clue. | :16:00. | :16:02. | |
The allegation was current enough. I never knew anything about Harris, | :16:03. | :16:06. | |
did you? No, this is why I find it so shocking. So it could still be | :16:07. | :16:14. | |
out there? Of course it could be. Andrew, Billen, thank you very much. | :16:15. | :16:19. | |
It's late, a bit like Colleen Rooney's suitcases, so stay with us. | :16:20. | :16:24. | |
Waiting in the wings, top, top American talk show host and | :16:25. | :16:28. | |
straight-talking standup, Chelsea is here to discuss whether honesty is | :16:29. | :16:33. | |
always the best policy. For those who tell lies, damn lies and Tweets, | :16:34. | :16:43. | |
there's always the Fleecebook, the Internet and the -- interweb and the | :16:44. | :16:49. | |
Twitter. The Tour de France will be making | :16:50. | :16:59. | |
its way through the Cote d' Harrogate. | :17:00. | :17:08. | |
The cries will be replaced by ally, ally, ally. What's been happening | :17:09. | :17:14. | |
happening in the news political cycle? Mary-Ann Sieghart gives us | :17:15. | :17:31. | |
the round-up of the political week. Politicians can never resist a bit | :17:32. | :17:34. | |
of spin. And when you're right at the top of politics, you need the | :17:35. | :17:38. | |
wheels to two round really fast so you don't wobble on. | :17:39. | :17:41. | |
It's a lesson Ed Miliband's learning the hard way. He's facing criticism | :17:42. | :17:46. | |
from his own side for not having enough exciting ideas and for being | :17:47. | :17:50. | |
antibusiness. So his big new idea was to get the economy to speed up | :17:51. | :17:54. | |
outside London. And like the Tour de France which starts in Yorkshire on | :17:55. | :17:58. | |
Saturday, he went to Leeds to launch it. We have a vision, for a | :17:59. | :18:03. | |
high-sky, high-wage future for Britain and we are willing to do the | :18:04. | :18:09. | |
things to make that happen -- high-skill. Whether that is giving | :18:10. | :18:13. | |
power to local people to make decisions about what matter to them. | :18:14. | :18:18. | |
It may be grim up north but having these polices turn up all the time | :18:19. | :18:20. | |
can't be making people any cheerier. Despite starting the week on the | :18:21. | :18:32. | |
economy, Mr Miliband quickly back pedalled into safer Labour territory | :18:33. | :18:35. | |
at Prime Minister eats questions. That was all about the NHS and | :18:36. | :18:39. | |
waiting times where Labour leads the Tories in the polls. He asks me to | :18:40. | :18:43. | |
defend my record over the last four years. I will. There are 7,000 more | :18:44. | :18:48. | |
doctors. There are 4,000 more nurses. | :18:49. | :18:54. | |
There's over 1,000 more midwives. We are treating over a million more | :18:55. | :18:59. | |
patients a year and whereas the NHS under Labour had the disgrace of Mid | :19:00. | :19:07. | |
Staffs, you can now see the NHS properly being invested in and | :19:08. | :19:12. | |
properly being improved. The shortest waiting times ever on our | :19:13. | :19:17. | |
record, more doctors and nurses than ever before and the highst patient | :19:18. | :19:20. | |
satisfaction ever. That's Labour's record on the NHS. | :19:21. | :19:25. | |
But this is tricky for Mr Miliband. Although Labour's much more trusted | :19:26. | :19:28. | |
than the Conservatives on the NHS, health isn't nearly as important an | :19:29. | :19:32. | |
issue in voters' minds as the economy. | :19:33. | :19:35. | |
On managing the economy, the Tories are well ahead of Labour, in fact, | :19:36. | :19:42. | |
the furthest ahead they have been since they won power. When voters | :19:43. | :19:51. | |
are asked, who'd best handle the economy, there's one political party | :19:52. | :19:55. | |
15% ahead. Right, all set to challenge the King | :19:56. | :19:58. | |
of the mountains now. Another King. Well, a future one | :19:59. | :20:03. | |
anyway, has also been doing a bit of challenging this week. You are | :20:04. | :20:07. | |
nobody in politics if you haven't been lobbied by the Prince of Wales | :20:08. | :20:11. | |
in one of his famous black spider letters, that's his hand writing I'm | :20:12. | :20:19. | |
referring to, not a voodoo curse. He lobbied them on complimentary | :20:20. | :20:22. | |
medicine and climate change and David Blunkett told us how the | :20:23. | :20:27. | |
prince tried to persuade him to expand grammar schools. I would | :20:28. | :20:32. | |
explain that our policy was not to expand grammar schools. He didn't | :20:33. | :20:36. | |
like that. He was very keen that we should go back to a different era | :20:37. | :20:41. | |
where youngsters had the, what he would have seen as the opportunity | :20:42. | :20:44. | |
to escape from their background, whereas I wanted to change their | :20:45. | :20:50. | |
background. To help get the summer party season | :20:51. | :20:54. | |
into gear, David Cameron threw a bit of a celebrity bash earlier this | :20:55. | :21:00. | |
week. Or at least he tried to. Trouble was, made him look like a | :21:01. | :21:07. | |
bit of a Noddy No Mates, because not many showed up. Not exactly cool | :21:08. | :21:13. | |
Britannia these days are we? It will be nice to see so many people from | :21:14. | :21:18. | |
my business here and to see so many friend. I'm here to talk about | :21:19. | :21:23. | |
entertainment tonight. Oh, well, at least I made it to | :21:24. | :21:28. | |
Downing Street. Tactics. Tactics Stay by the pack. | :21:29. | :21:45. | |
Make the brake when on the final straight or race for the front and | :21:46. | :21:56. | |
try and stay there without support? The latter was what David Cameron | :21:57. | :22:00. | |
tried to do oaf the appointment of Jean-Claude Juncker as Head of The | :22:01. | :22:03. | |
European Commission. Mr Juncker had far too many team-mates helping him, | :22:04. | :22:09. | |
and by the end, David Cameron had a lone Hungarian. He didn't stand a | :22:10. | :22:13. | |
chance. He tried to turn humiliation into | :22:14. | :22:17. | |
principled defeat when he came back to face the Commons. In the European | :22:18. | :22:22. | |
elections, people tried out for change across the continent. They | :22:23. | :22:25. | |
are intensely frustrated and they deserve a voice. Britain will be the | :22:26. | :22:29. | |
voice of those people. We will always stand up for our principles, | :22:30. | :22:34. | |
we'll always defend our national interests and we'll fight with all | :22:35. | :22:38. | |
we have to reform the EU over the next few years. | :22:39. | :22:43. | |
After all, this was only one stage in the race. This one's going to run | :22:44. | :22:52. | |
until at least 2017 and there'll be plenty more yellow jumpers or | :22:53. | :23:05. | |
Junckers to be won or lost on them. APPLAUSE | :23:06. | :23:07. | |
Sparkling Blue Nun. Miranda joins us again. Good to see | :23:08. | :23:11. | |
you. Diane, how well do you think Ed's big week on business and the | :23:12. | :23:16. | |
economy's gone? It's gone fine. What can I say. What way has it gone | :23:17. | :23:23. | |
fine? Well, they got their speeches made, the sound bytes had gone out | :23:24. | :23:27. | |
there. Don't look at me sneering like that. No, no, no, I'm listening | :23:28. | :23:35. | |
intently. "Listening intently" when in opposition, you can't defect... | :23:36. | :23:39. | |
What would you say was the clearest message that's come out? That he | :23:40. | :23:44. | |
really would like business to like him. Do you think? Yes. He's a | :23:45. | :23:48. | |
Labour Leader, why does he need business to like him? Oh, no, let's | :23:49. | :23:53. | |
be reasonable. The Labour Party's always had support for business, | :23:54. | :24:05. | |
going back years. Always had support in business. Where are you on the | :24:06. | :24:10. | |
debate over whether he need to be bolder, Jon Cruddas saying that, or | :24:11. | :24:16. | |
have a more focussed-driven strategy? Oh, I mean, you know, he's | :24:17. | :24:25. | |
got policies. He can't win, now he's got too many policies. He's got | :24:26. | :24:29. | |
policies and he does have a sort of narrative. The argument is that he's | :24:30. | :24:34. | |
got to look more Prime Ministerial, but, you know, I think he'll look | :24:35. | :24:39. | |
like a Prime Minister when, I sincerely hope, in less than a year, | :24:40. | :24:42. | |
he is Prime Minister. What would you rate the chances of that? The odds | :24:43. | :24:48. | |
extremely high. How high? As high as you can imagine. How bad is it for | :24:49. | :24:56. | |
Ed Miliband at the moment? There's a kind of packed journalism, the skids | :24:57. | :25:01. | |
are under you, everybody piles in and he can't stop skidding. Are the | :25:02. | :25:06. | |
media amplifying, exaggerating how bad it is for him? There's two | :25:07. | :25:10. | |
schoolsthought, aren't there? One says that the image is is the | :25:11. | :25:14. | |
substance and that actually, the public are dubious about Ed Miliband | :25:15. | :25:17. | |
and they think he's a bit strange and they can't see him as aple on | :25:18. | :25:24. | |
the steps of Number Ten -- as a Prime Minister. All this nonsense | :25:25. | :25:34. | |
about whether he can eat a bacon butte elegantly stands up when | :25:35. | :25:39. | |
people question it. Some like having a go and hitting people when they | :25:40. | :25:42. | |
are down. Nick Clegg's been through it for several years. It takes away | :25:43. | :25:47. | |
from the fact that the Liberal Democrat poll ratings and his | :25:48. | :25:51. | |
personal ratings are dire? Ed Miliband's are now even worse, so | :25:52. | :26:00. | |
you've got two. Two out of the three party leaders with a serious | :26:01. | :26:06. | |
personal problem and then youth got Cameron who is seen asth as more | :26:07. | :26:11. | |
Prime Ministerial and is being condemned by a lot of commentators | :26:12. | :26:18. | |
for his recent appearance in Europe and the experience with Juncker and | :26:19. | :26:24. | |
he's chimed with the voters, but it's an imbalanced situation. You | :26:25. | :26:27. | |
don't have three strong leaders, you have one that's far out in the | :26:28. | :26:30. | |
moment but I don't know whether that will change. The treatment Mr | :26:31. | :26:35. | |
Miliband is getting remind me of the treatment John Major got after the | :26:36. | :26:39. | |
collapse of the ERM and the ignamy and black Wednesday because it | :26:40. | :26:43. | |
became open season on him and that kind of just grew too? Yes. I think | :26:44. | :26:49. | |
that was a more extraordinary case because he was actually a Prime | :26:50. | :26:52. | |
Minister. The Ed Miliband thing, I think you see very frequently. As | :26:53. | :26:56. | |
with Michael Howard, Iain Duncan Smith and Neil Kinnock in | :26:57. | :27:00. | |
particular, people who, as you say, have not been Prime Minister, found | :27:01. | :27:03. | |
it extremely difficult on the whole to convince people that they were | :27:04. | :27:10. | |
Prime Ministerial. I think even Margaret Thatcher before he was | :27:11. | :27:13. | |
Prime Minister had great trouble in convincing people that sheshed be a | :27:14. | :27:15. | |
proper Prime Minister. That might be of some consolation to Ed. But at | :27:16. | :27:19. | |
some point, it may get so bad, as in the case of Neil Kinnock and Michael | :27:20. | :27:24. | |
Howard, that they simply are not voted in because people can't | :27:25. | :27:27. | |
imagine them being Prime Minister. Remember, a lot of the whispers | :27:28. | :27:32. | |
about Ed Miliband come not from the Westminster press core, but from | :27:33. | :27:37. | |
inside his own Shadow Cabinet, he's surrounding by people who did not | :27:38. | :27:44. | |
support him to be leader. What about your colleague, Chuka Umunna, the | :27:45. | :27:49. | |
long level banner in Le Monde, and there's a growing profile of him | :27:50. | :28:03. | |
tomorrow in a page of The Economist. David Cameron, how do we assess his | :28:04. | :28:08. | |
domestic position after the whole Juncker business? I think almost | :28:09. | :28:12. | |
certainly improved by the whole Juncker business. At least in the | :28:13. | :28:18. | |
short-term. I think he did turn into his advantage, this whole thing | :28:19. | :28:21. | |
about standing up for what he believed and standing up for Britain | :28:22. | :28:25. | |
played very well. He has immensely complicated the hand that he has to | :28:26. | :28:30. | |
play over Europe, so that is now a medium term problem. Difficult, yes. | :28:31. | :28:34. | |
I mean, how on earth will you go into the next election, as David | :28:35. | :28:38. | |
Cameron, saying, I'm really sure that I can convince my European | :28:39. | :28:42. | |
colleagues to make significant changes which I can then come back | :28:43. | :28:46. | |
to you and say are worthy for you to vote on, I mean that is Noel now | :28:47. | :28:53. | |
wholly inconvincing. He has a big problem because of Europe which | :28:54. | :28:58. | |
feeds back into what Labour is up to which is that business is totally | :28:59. | :29:02. | |
spooked by the idea of a European referendum on what it calls the | :29:03. | :29:08. | |
arbitrary date of 2017 and... Is it The CBI, the EVF, have all been | :29:09. | :29:13. | |
saying they are worried and it's a good moment for Labour to be trying | :29:14. | :29:22. | |
to cosy up to Labour. We always know what the CBI's position is. It's | :29:23. | :29:28. | |
always an established position. It's an established position and it's | :29:29. | :29:32. | |
always wrong. These are the people who want to be in the -- wanted us | :29:33. | :29:40. | |
to be in the ERM. They have form. Politically, it's very convenient | :29:41. | :29:43. | |
for Labour though because they can take advantage of this. If they | :29:44. | :29:47. | |
decided to become more reasonable, you know. A couple of weeks ago, | :29:48. | :29:52. | |
Lord Mandelson was complaining that Labour was looking far too | :29:53. | :29:55. | |
antibusiness because of the Europe issue. This is a good time for them | :29:56. | :30:02. | |
to mend some fences there. We have pranked the coffin lid down on Lord | :30:03. | :30:07. | |
Mandelson, so let's not go there. Labour is wise, Ed Miliband in | :30:08. | :30:11. | |
particular is wise to resist the cause now from Unite that he should | :30:12. | :30:17. | |
pledge a referendum. Why on earth would Labour want to pledge a | :30:18. | :30:21. | |
referendum? The Conservatives were pledging United's policy. They don't | :30:22. | :30:27. | |
even get any money, whereas Labour is not... The Liberal Democrats must | :30:28. | :30:31. | |
be worried know. There could well be a referendum on Europe and it could | :30:32. | :30:35. | |
be tough to win? Very much so, yes. And there's been this recent all too | :30:36. | :30:41. | |
fresh experience of the disaster at the referendum. However, with the | :30:42. | :30:46. | |
European referendum, it would be different because people tend to, if | :30:47. | :30:50. | |
they are unsure, to go for the status quo. Wait and see what | :30:51. | :30:56. | |
happens in Scotland. Yes. That casts a shadow over everything. But I've | :30:57. | :31:00. | |
always thought there would not be a referendum because there wouldn't be | :31:01. | :31:04. | |
a Tory majority. My certainty on this has been shaken a bit partly | :31:05. | :31:07. | |
because certain Liberal Democrats have been entertaining the idea of | :31:08. | :31:10. | |
going for a referendum and partly because I can also see that in the | :31:11. | :31:14. | |
mile strop following a general election, it may be that Nick Clegg | :31:15. | :31:18. | |
who's held out particularly loses his seat, at which point we don't | :31:19. | :31:22. | |
know who will be in charge of the Liberal Democrats, we don't know how | :31:23. | :31:26. | |
anxious they might be to be in power, if they are sensible, very | :31:27. | :31:31. | |
anxious, and giving away a referendum which on the whole I | :31:32. | :31:35. | |
think would make a decision in favour of it. | :31:36. | :31:48. | |
policy. And go back on their position on tuition fees as well. Do | :31:49. | :31:53. | |
you think Ed Miliband is right to stick to his no-referendum policy | :31:54. | :31:58. | |
unless there's major treaty change? I think at this point he's right. | :31:59. | :32:03. | |
Would be joining a bandwagon otherwise. Yes, it would, and | :32:04. | :32:09. | |
business likes it. There was an argument for coming up for a | :32:10. | :32:13. | |
referendum before Cameron did, but he has to stick with this position. | :32:14. | :32:18. | |
What about these celebrity parties at Downing Street? A celebrity party | :32:19. | :32:23. | |
without celebrities. Why do they do it? On the plus side... Were you | :32:24. | :32:31. | |
there? No, I wasn't. Just checking. NFI, can I say that? It is good to | :32:32. | :32:38. | |
celebrity the creative industries. Yes, the celebrities are a small | :32:39. | :32:44. | |
part of that. All that wonderful CGI stuff in Soho, they are not | :32:45. | :32:49. | |
celebrities. Maybe go to where the celebrities are rather than invite | :32:50. | :32:52. | |
them in and be embarrassed. We'll leave it there. Thank you. | :32:53. | :32:57. | |
Now, when Michael Portillo reinvented himself as a romantic | :32:58. | :33:00. | |
railway traveller, we took his Damascene conversion to public | :33:01. | :33:02. | |
transport with a rather large pinch of salt. And when Diane Abbott | :33:03. | :33:06. | |
played the West Indian card and cooked her favourite Jamaican jerk | :33:07. | :33:08. | |
chicken recipe on Celebrity Come Dine with Me, it was obvious to | :33:09. | :33:12. | |
everyone that she'd never actually cooked it before in her life! So why | :33:13. | :33:18. | |
do we have such difficulty telling the truth? Especially on this show. | :33:19. | :33:23. | |
We decided to come clean and put "honesty" in this week's Spotlight. | :33:24. | :33:26. | |
Be warned, this contains some flash photography. | :33:27. | :33:42. | |
It seems honesty was the best policy for Tracy Emin. Her most famous | :33:43. | :33:51. | |
artwork, a warts and all re-creation of her filthy bed went up for | :33:52. | :33:55. | |
auction this week. It sold for over ?2 million. Million. If truth be | :33:56. | :34:01. | |
told it is not all about money, or is it? Who would have thought 40 | :34:02. | :34:07. | |
years ago we would be sitting here doing Monty Python? As Monty Python | :34:08. | :34:18. | |
reunites for ten sell-out show, Eric Idle was honest about it being for | :34:19. | :34:23. | |
cash. Are they still going? They must be coining it in. I bet it is | :34:24. | :34:30. | |
expensive. Speaking of come-backs, Dolly Parton drew a huge crowd. Some | :34:31. | :34:38. | |
accused her of dishonesty, miming song. She denies. This my boobs are | :34:39. | :34:45. | |
false but my voice is real. Luis Suarez has admitted biting an | :34:46. | :34:55. | |
opponent in the World Cup. So, while politicians' honesty is often in | :34:56. | :34:59. | |
doubt. I have no plans to announce that I'm running for Mayor of | :35:00. | :35:03. | |
London. Is straight talking the way to be, or is the real truth that | :35:04. | :35:13. | |
nobody is ever truly honest? When politicians say they have no | :35:14. | :35:18. | |
plans it means they are about to do it. Watch this space. Chelsea | :35:19. | :35:23. | |
Handler, welcome to the programme. You famously went on the Piers | :35:24. | :35:28. | |
Morgan show and told him he was a terrible interviewer. Was that what | :35:29. | :35:32. | |
you thought or were you trying to wind him up? No, that's what I | :35:33. | :35:38. | |
thought. He is not a great interviewer. He has trouble | :35:39. | :35:43. | |
listening. Do you have that problem? What did you say? Sur quick! Did he | :35:44. | :35:49. | |
appreciate you? I didn't ask him. He is not paying attention to anyone | :35:50. | :35:53. | |
who is on his show anyway. Anything I said didn't really register. He's | :35:54. | :35:59. | |
on Twitter all the time while he's interviewing. Even when he's | :36:00. | :36:03. | |
interviewing? Yes, it is fascinating. He didn't mind. He | :36:04. | :36:07. | |
likes the attention. But it didn't save the show. No, it did not, but | :36:08. | :36:13. | |
that wasn't my intention. He also said the only person who is a pain | :36:14. | :36:20. | |
in the ass, I think you mean cars, was Russell Brand. What did you mean | :36:21. | :36:24. | |
by that? I wouldn't say, well yeah, he was a bit of a pain in the ass. | :36:25. | :36:29. | |
He was a little difficult to get on stage. He needed a lot of things in | :36:30. | :36:34. | |
his green room to bring him out. Out. Out. Like three espressos. | :36:35. | :36:41. | |
Prima donnaish? Yes, very difficult. Takes himself too seriously. I'm not | :36:42. | :36:46. | |
really interested in that. You have a tape time, you either come on the | :36:47. | :36:51. | |
show or you don't. We don't have time to be getting coffees for you. | :36:52. | :36:56. | |
It is the E Network. We don't have a big budget. We do that as well. He | :36:57. | :37:01. | |
to bring my own coffee today, so you are lying to my face now. We are | :37:02. | :37:08. | |
poorer than a church mouse. We live on a welter of lies. Your show in | :37:09. | :37:13. | |
the United States is different, because you were quite blunt with | :37:14. | :37:17. | |
some of your guests. Most American talk shows, as they are called over | :37:18. | :37:22. | |
there, they interview, the disperse viewer fawns over a celebrity. Do | :37:23. | :37:27. | |
you not do that over here? No. I don't like that. That's kind of | :37:28. | :37:32. | |
annoying as a viewer to watch somebody go on a chat show, as they | :37:33. | :37:39. | |
are called over here, and have the interviewer fawn all over them. You | :37:40. | :37:44. | |
see them so many times doing their publicity tour and to see that | :37:45. | :37:49. | |
repeatedly can be disenchanting. I don't necessarily see a movie | :37:50. | :37:58. | |
because I see them get their ass kicked, or their cars kicked. You | :37:59. | :38:03. | |
are picking this up. You wrote in the book and said, I never say the | :38:04. | :38:10. | |
things I really want to. I am losing my friends rapidly. Is that why | :38:11. | :38:14. | |
you've come here, to make new friends? You are on my bucket list. | :38:15. | :38:21. | |
What number? Last! Who is the most dishonest person you had on is show? | :38:22. | :38:26. | |
I wouldn't know. I can only speculate. I don't know who's | :38:27. | :38:30. | |
dishonest. There are people that aren't forthright. I find that not | :38:31. | :38:36. | |
compelling. I'm not particularly intrigued speaking to people who've | :38:37. | :38:40. | |
nothing of meaning to say or of sincerity to say. You should | :38:41. | :38:45. | |
interview politicians. Maybe I will. No, they are not forth right. I know | :38:46. | :38:49. | |
what a politician is. You can never get a straight answer though. This | :38:50. | :38:54. | |
isn't a new idea. For you? Listen tow, you sound like a drunk woman at | :38:55. | :39:00. | |
a brothel. No, I'm chuckling at the fun you are having with Andrew. Is | :39:01. | :39:06. | |
that how drunk women sound? Where I'm from it is how they sound. Diane | :39:07. | :39:12. | |
will tell us how they sound. You will in half an hour when we have my | :39:13. | :39:20. | |
fourth glass. We have this wine called Portillo wine. No, we only | :39:21. | :39:27. | |
drink Blue Nun. They were at school together, wept to University | :39:28. | :39:29. | |
together and in Parliament together and now they work together. Lovely. | :39:30. | :39:35. | |
You could bus one day. You always been honest in politics? I've been | :39:36. | :39:41. | |
more honest than I should have been. That's true accurately. That's a | :39:42. | :39:46. | |
fair assessment of her career. I do think soft. I think if Diane had | :39:47. | :39:52. | |
been less honest she would have been in office. Do you think if she had | :39:53. | :39:57. | |
been more honest she would have been London Mayor? Do you say that for | :39:58. | :40:02. | |
yourself as well? I don't think I've been as honest as Diane by any | :40:03. | :40:08. | |
means. I've been in office much more than Diane, so that's proof of that. | :40:09. | :40:14. | |
I've been more honest than is good for me. Doesn't that feel good? She | :40:15. | :40:20. | |
said flashes. You sometimes miss them. I heard you and I heard you | :40:21. | :40:25. | |
repeat it. That's good. I'm delighted. That's good! Are you | :40:26. | :40:32. | |
giving up your chat show? Yes, I'm moving on. Why? Because I'm bored. | :40:33. | :40:39. | |
But there are so many people in America to interview. That's not a | :40:40. | :40:43. | |
reason to go on because there's a high supply. We are grateful for | :40:44. | :40:50. | |
anybody to interview. But get fed up interviewing vacuous celebs? Is it | :40:51. | :40:53. | |
is fun for a bit. Anything can be fun for a while. The important thing | :40:54. | :40:57. | |
is to realise when you are not having fun at a certain point and | :40:58. | :41:01. | |
when you are coasting on your laurels, it is not an admirable | :41:02. | :41:05. | |
thing to do. It is not something you wake up and get excited about. I | :41:06. | :41:09. | |
want to be excited about other things than going on vacation. Good | :41:10. | :41:13. | |
luck with your reinvention. The three of us recommend it. Where are | :41:14. | :41:22. | |
the three of you off to? No, we are reinvented. You weren't listening. I | :41:23. | :41:29. | |
was listening. I thought you meant a Sandals vacation together. Have you | :41:30. | :41:34. | |
ever been to a Sandal as vacation? He won't wear sandals. What's the | :41:35. | :41:40. | |
most honest thing you've ever said? That's a drunken woman. I don't | :41:41. | :41:45. | |
think I can say it on air. Yes you can. Late at night. We are past the | :41:46. | :41:52. | |
water she had. Let's not go there. You are doing your first ever gig, | :41:53. | :41:57. | |
stand-up comedian at the London Palladium. Are you going to be | :41:58. | :42:03. | |
honest in that? Yes, my stand-up revolves completely around me, baize | :42:04. | :42:06. | |
spend so much time making fun of other people it is best to come back | :42:07. | :42:11. | |
to yourself. To start and end with yourself. The Palladium is not a bad | :42:12. | :42:16. | |
place to start. I'm honoured to be here. Good luck. | :42:17. | :42:21. | |
Thank you. That's your lot for tonight folks, | :42:22. | :42:24. | |
but not for us, because its Caliphate Restored night at Lou | :42:25. | :42:27. | |
Lou's, and as it's past sunset, Michael and Diane are off to sink a | :42:28. | :42:31. | |
few date juice Martinis. But we leave you tonight with an exclusive | :42:32. | :42:34. | |
recording of what's being called the most awkward phone call of David | :42:35. | :42:37. | |
Cameron's career, his "Congratulations, I'm looking | :42:38. | :42:39. | |
forward to working with you" call to the new President of the European | :42:40. | :42:42. | |
Commission, Jean-Claude Juncker. Nighty-night, don't let being | :42:43. | :42:44. | |
isolated in Europe bite, Prime Minister. | :42:45. | :42:55. | |
Your spacious appreciated. We'll be with you shortly... R spacious | :42:56. | :43:03. | |
appreciated. We'll be with you shortly... | :43:04. | :43:05. | |
-- patience is appreciated, we'll be with you shortly. Your patience is | :43:06. | :43:11. | |
appreciated. We'll be with you shortly. Your patience is | :43:12. | :43:17. | |
appreciated. We'll be with you We don't have to prove | :43:18. | :43:24. | |
who used a knife any more. He's only gone and stabbed someone, | :43:25. | :43:26. | |
hasn't he? If you were there, | :43:27. | :43:30. | |
you'll all get done for murder. I thought | :43:31. | :43:34. | |
they were going for a pizza! I'm pleading guilty to nothing, Mum. | :43:35. | :43:38. | |
They can do what they want. Our son's innocent, Mrs Ward. | :43:39. | :43:42. | |
Please, go. I've done nothing! He's done | :43:43. | :43:45. | |
nothing! And he's done even less! I'm not letting | :43:46. | :43:48. | |
my son plead guilty to something he didn't do! You'd | :43:49. | :43:50. | |
sooner him stand trial for murder?! | :43:51. | :43:54. |