25/02/2016 This Week

Join us in our one horse town, for a political remake

of The Magnificent, or not so magnificent,

Shoot-out in the Westminster village, as Tory gunslingers finally

LBC cowboy Nick Ferrari is our marauding bandit.

Boris' move this week could see him on the way to being the number one

will the dust ever clear before the public cast their votes?

The Observer's Andrew Rawnsley has an itchy trigger finger.

It's high noon for Sheriff Cameron in Dodge City.

Will the Labour posse ride out to help him win his referendum?

And quickest off the draw in the United States,

Republican front-runner Donald Trump is winning the Wild West.

Ana Matronic from the Scissor Sisters is diving for cover.

Once upon a Time in America we had some pretty great politicians. Now,

just a bunch of Tumbleweed. I see more sharpshooters in the This Week

studio. Once you've met them,

you'll never forget them. Now, hands up if you've

ever been invited to But I know a man who has:

Justice Minister Michael Gove, who was guest of honour last week

at Chez Boris Johnson, for a wild night of anguished

Brexit machinations - as they considered the pros and cons

of the EU and stitching up Liz Hurley was invited too,

no doubt for her intellectual insights into the Commission's

attitude to subsidiarity and the ECB's approach

to quantitative easing(!) Problems on the Northern Line

at Angel, I'm told. For Downing Street euro guru

Oliver Letwin was on hand, via speaker-phone - I kid you not -

to talk them through the details of a Parliamentary Sovereignty Bill

which Call-Me-Dave had agreed to draft just to keep BoGo onside

during the referendum. But, after 20 minutes

of Dearest Olly droning on about the constitution,

as they tucked into their grilled goats' cheese on a bed of pureed

beetroot in a balsamic drizzle, BoGo and GoGove decided it was time

to hang up and Vote Leave, thereby illustrating

an infallible Whitehall maxim - if you want something screwed up,

just involve Olly the Wally. Speaking of people who bore

for Britain in a reformed European Union, I'm joined

on the sofa tonight by two people who believe in their own genius -

think of them as the Kanye West and the Mae West of

late-night political chat. I speak, of course,

of #ramalammydingdong David Lammy. And #sadmanonatrain Michael -

"Where's Ma Kilt, I'm Michael, your moment of the week?

Downing Street keeps organising these letters about the European

Union. All of them irk me, but the one that really irked me was the one

they organised of generals and admirals. They were cajoled into

saying they thought our security depended on remaining in the

European Union. I thought how furious Downing Street would be if,

habitually, generals and admirals gave political opinions. They are

not there to give political opinions. It is politicians who make

policy. I thought to myself, what sort of society is it where generals

and admirals have political opinions? I remember, it is in

authoritarian societies, in dictatorships. And the letter gave

no reason why security would be better. And they put a general's

name on it and he had not signed. Indeed. Your moment? My moment is

the YouTube phenomenon this week of the 106-year-old woman who goes to

the White House for the first time and ends up dancing with President

Obama and Michelle Obama, who says, I want to be like you when I grow

up. A wonderful black history moment. Wonderful. It is never nice

to be jilted, and modern manners makes it worse, now that the default

way is by text. Imagine the Prime Minister's anger and dismay when

Boris' rejection popped up on his mobile phone only ten minutes before

he told the world of his betrayal. Hardly surprising that Mr Cameron

sounded like a spurned lover when he confronted him in public. Always sad

when old Etonian 's fall out and turn Westminster it -- into a brutal

form of the school's war game. But Boris cannot be bought by the

baubles of power. Or maybe it was the prospect of power that made him

do it. Here is his co-presenter on LBC Radio, Nick Ferrari.

I've asked Boris about the EU more times than David Cameron has ridden

If he didn't get the deal, then he himself...

You'd be prepared to campaign for an exit.

And he's gone back and forth on the issue as much as your average

Because he is torn between the Scylla of disloyalty

to his old friend Cameron and the Charybdis of what he sees

as an unworkable political institution.

Boris' ambition is doubtlessly vaunting.

But this week ridiculous allegation after

ridiculous allegation have been volleyed at the mayor.

Critics have been quick to lob claims that Boris'

But for all the buffoonery, this is a principled man

who's expressed a well articulated and genuine view.

Boris can put a powerful top spin on any argument

and I think those on the remain side aren right to be worried.

I think he could just steal victory from them on June 23rd.

Because you can focus on him inventing stories

about whiff-whaff, or dangling limply from a zip wire while waving

the union flag, or blustering his way

through a radio grilling, where he had very few facts

# Cos you're hot, then you're cold

All this whiff-whaff can be quite a mare.

The mayor might have firmly grabbed the ball

that came free from the back of the scrum and, to mix my sporting

metaphors, he plays an open-handed game.

And it might just deliver him the Prime Ministership

From Bounce Ping Pong Bar in Farringdon to a volley of drivel

here on This Week, Nick Ferrari joins us now.

Welcome back on the programme. Nick, are you really asking us to believe

that in coming to this decision, Boris never considered what it might

mean for his chances to become Prime Minister? No, I think he has seen it

as an opportunity as well but I think it is an absolute game

changer. Suddenly you can say you are in favour of Brexit and it has a

degree of credibility that would never be afforded by the likes of

George Galloway. Of course he has seized his opportunity but I did

believe him when he was outside his home and he said he had wrestled

with his conscience. I don't think he found it easy. If his conscience

had said, if I do this I will never be Prime Minister, would he have

done it? Probably not. I see the opportunity he has taken but he has

made it interesting for people like you and me. He always does. Michael,

it was interesting, when the Prime Minister was on the Andrew Marr

Show, he positioned himself with regard to Nigel Farage, four times.

Now he will be asked, it is you and Boris Johnson. It is the face that

the leave campaign was looking for. Yes, and Michael Gove, too. He is

not as popular as Boris but he gives it a lot of intellectual clout. When

the Justice Secretary says that the European Court is not going to

respect this agreement, that carries a certain amount of weight because

he is Justice Secretary. I am very pleased to have Boris onside, but I

think Nick has probably produced the most tongue in cheek contribution to

our programme in the last 480 episodes. It does mean that the

leave side have the most intelligent cabinet minister in the government

and the most popular Tory politician, perhaps the most popular

politician in the country. It may not change the result but it

certainly gives the campaign are much bigger shout. Yes, but they

also have someone who on February the 7th said that leaving would be

messy and go on for ages, and one week later changed his mind. It was

beautiful orchestration and theatre. I suspect he got some spin advice

from Nick, the next Andy Coulson, but clearly this is about an old

fight that goes back to Eton. It is about Boris' desire to walk into

Number Ten. Whatever happens in June, David Cameron is finished. He

is finished if he wins. Why? Rather like in Scotland, there will be a

backlash within the Conservative ranks about the guy that kept us in.

And if he loses, Boris steps in. That is why he did it. At this

moment, Boris is a figure that has vacillated, and that is never good

if you actually want the serious job of running the country. I think it

is an example of Boris' of wanting to have his cake and eat it. Even if

it votes to remain, and I don't think Mr Cameron will be holed below

the water line if the country votes to remain. But even if there is a

vote to remain, when it comes to the next leadership the Tories will have

remorse, and the man who led the leave campaign still has a chance of

being leader. You can never discount someone like Boris. What intrigues

me is the relationship between him and Cameron. I think both of them

cannot quite believe how the other got where they are. I think Johnson

thinks, how did he get to Number Ten. Cameron thinks, how can he make

such an asked of himself and get away with it. The dynamic is

such an asked of himself and get fascinating. I think Boris

such an asked of himself and get calculation right because the way

the Conservatives elect their leader is that members of Parliament select

two candidates who are put before the mass membership. The mass party

membership is very Eurosceptical. They nearly always vote for them or

euro-sceptic of the two candidates. They voted for David Cameron because

they thought he was the more Eurosceptical of the candidates.

they thought he was the more great puzzle to me is why did

calculation. Do you agree with David calculation. Do you agree with David

Lammy that even if it is a vote to remain, Cameron is finished?

Lammy that even if it is a vote to that he has told us he will not

fight the next election, so he is finished in

fight the next election, so he is Blair was finished as soon

fight the next election, so he is made clear he was not going on and

on. There will come a point when power will move away from the Prime

on. There will come a point when Minister, and that will be

on. There will come a point when than he hopes or thinks. It is clear

that the Prime Minister was surprised by this.

that the Prime Minister was believe he was going to lose Mr

that the Prime Minister was usual suspects, Iain Duncan-Smith

and John usual suspects, Iain Duncan-Smith

context I have, you never quite know where you are.

context I have, you never quite know He will sell you down the river. And

he has done it to David Cameron. The way he reacted to the two, he

did put the "bully" in the Bullingdon Club. The first broadside

that he fires, he's hit the sweet spot because you look at the

front-pages today and Cameron is limbering up to get him out. Those

two - this is the opening exchanges - and they have got through... It is

all bully, bully, bully. As you say, it was this morning, the headline

was that Gove is going to be sacked for what he said. This is

to the assurances... To be fair, Downing Street did move to slap that

to the assurances... To be fair, down first thing this morning. I

wonder how it got there in the first place. What did you think about

that? I could never believe Downing Street would speak with two voices -

maybe three or four! My hope of how there may be a Leave vote is the

bullying will make people sick. When they see all the generals cajoled

into writing a letter, Cabinet Ministers threatened because they

say what is on their mind, people will say if this is good for

business, for generals, for bankers, if the Prime Minister wants to shut

everybody up, I might vote against this lot. If there is one race on

earth you don't bully into things, it's the Brits. We don't take

bullying. We don't. I'm not going to ask for a prediction. As things

stand now, given everything that's happened in the first week, how do

you think the result would go if we had the vote tomorrow? Because the

Leave campaigns are in disarray, I would say that we would vote to stay

in. Tighter than you may have thought a week or a month ago? The

refugee crisis, frankly... That is a developing event. It is a real

problem. The Prime Minister wants... It's a vote on immigration. The

Prime Minister was worried about the migrant crisis, but the fact is we

have a migrant crisis every day of the week. What do you think? It is

probably remain at the moment. We have a Metropolitan focus, and it is

very different outside London. I think it's a bit like shy Tories,

there may be lots of people who don't want to say they are leaving,

but do want to leave. There will be differential abstention, old people

are more likely to vote than young people. And just as we couldn't

identify Tories last time, many of those Tories who come out to vote

will be leavers. So the opinion polls will have to be taken with a

pinch of salt. Week one to Brexit, no question about it. They have won

the battle. They haven't won the war. It will be tight. They are

rattled. The remains are rattled. Thank you.

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Now, here on This Week we always listen to our mothers...

That's why David always wears a proper suit...

And Michael even knows the words to the second verse

of the National Anthem - though we won't ask,

So thank goodness, a witty Labour MP heckled David Cameron

during a rather predictable Prime Minister's Questions,

asking what Call-Me-Dave's Mum would make of her son's cutting

We're grateful for the question and the response because it's given

Andrew Rawnsley something other than Boris Johnson to talk

about in his round-up of the political week.

MUSIC: Theme from The Magnificent Seven

There were five members of the Cabinet supporting exit, the famous

five of that time, and then we were joined by Michael Gove, so we became

six, and, of course, now Boris has arrived and so...

I'm just hoping we don't become The Hateful Eight!

Well, partner, your bunch also includes "Wild" Nigel Farage,

Do they deserve to be called "hateful"?

David Cameron can think of stronger words.

When it came to the Gunfight at the Referendum Corral,

Sheriff Cameron always knew he would be confronted

by some Cabinet outlaws, but the Prime Minister had been

hoping they would be confined to more obscure Tory personalities.

So he was shocked when Michael "The Lawman" Gove joined the rebel

posse and he was taken aback when that blond bandit from the wild

frontiers of Islington saddled up with the Out gang.

Boris Johnson, the man with no shame.

I have decided, after a huge amount of heartache,

because I did not want to do anything - I wanted...

The last thing I wanted was to go against David Cameron

But, after a great deal of heartache, I don't think

I will be advocating Vote Leave, or whatever the team

More like power ache, so say the friends

They report that the Prime Minister regards this as an act

of unforgivable treachery, motivated by sheer vanity

"Buffalo" Boris is just after the Sheriff's badge.

In the hope of keeping the next four months civilised,

Tory MPs have been urged not to turn it into a saloon bar brawl,

which didn't stop their leader breaking a bottle over the head

I believe that Britain will be stronger, safer and better off

by remaining in a reformed European Union.

I have no other agenda than what is best for our country.

Much of the media coverage has presented the momentous choice

facing the United Kingdom as a shootout between these two

But this is - let's not forget this - everyone's country

It's worth remembering that this referendum is about...

is actually about the future of our country, not the future

Good to see "No Cattle" Nick back in town.

The result will greatly depend on whether the Labour Party can

mobilise its supporters to vote for EU membership.

And that's a concern for pro-Europeans, given

the reputation of Labour as the gang that can't shoot straight.

Jeremy "Old Timer" Corbyn is a lifelong

Eurosceptic and struggles to be a persuasive advocate

So it's important that other members of

the Labour posse show they can hit a target.

The Mayor of London, who has been touted

as the leader of the leave campaign, said yesterday that Britain would be

easily able to negotiate a large number of trade deals at great speed

because we used to run the greatest, biggest empire in the world.

Will he invite the mayor to wake up to the 21st century?

Deadeye Dave has most of the bigger guns saddling up with the in gang,

including every living former sheriff.

I think and believe and certainly desperately hope that when people

look at this issue, realise how much instability,

uncertainty, difficulty the country would have if it actually pulled out

of the largest political union, biggest commercial market

in the world, right on our doorstep, I hope

Compared with the passions ignited by Europe,

Prime Minister's Questions was as arid as Monument Valley.

Not so much High Noon as dull moon, until

someone on the Labour side livened things up with a heckle

I think I know what my mother would say.

She would look across the dispatch box

and she would say, "Put on a proper suit, do up your tie

There followed an excruciating 30 seconds of unified

Tory hilarity, before Jeremy Corbyn got his iron out of the holster.

My late mother would have said, "Stand up for the principle

"of a health service free at the point of use for everyone".

And my ma would say, "Don't rope me into this

With going on for half of his MPs against him,

can Sheriff Cameron get through the next four months

without things turning really nasty in Dodge City?

Andrew Rawnsley there at the Django Bango cowboy town

And we're joined now by cowgirl Miranda Green and Ukip outlaw,

Outlaw? Mr Farage has removed you, what have you done, to upset Big

Nige? To get sacked again! I don't know. Obviously, disappointed that

I'm no longer Deputy Chairman. I have plenty of other titles... What

have you done to joup set him? -- upset him? I don't think I have done

anything to upset him. My co-chairman got the e-mail this week

and we have been replaced. These are fresh faces? Well, they... Is it you

joining Vote Leave, is that what he doesn't like? You joined the wrong

club? I've said that I have joined all the clubs, all the Brexit clubs

because I don't see the point in not campaigning with anybody that wants

to get out of the European Union. Our members feel the same. He's

never forgiven you, since you said to me on the Daily Politics that he

was a Marmite character? Which he said himself on several occasions. I

have taken a lot of flak since that interview. It is amazing, I still

admire you greatly, despite it. I'm amazed you have still come back on!

Nigel said he is a Marmite figure and that is the issue here. We need

to have a cross-party campaign, lots of people on board, fantastic, Boris

has come on board, because we all need to have different ways of

tackling the Brexit issue. I will be talking about this at a fringe event

in Llandudno on Saturday. I hope Mr Farage turns up. I wouldn't hold

your breath. Who would be better to lead the Leave campaign? Would it be

Boris or Nigel? I have always said again that I don't think there

should be any one person to lead the campaign. I would love to see

Michael Gove debate David Cameron. Whether or not that is going to

happen - we know Michael Gove will antagonise every teach neR the

country. -- teacher in the country. Should it be Nigel or Boris up

against the Prime Minister? It could be either. Both would do an

excellent job. I think... You have been very loyal for somebody who has

just been fired? It is not about me. It is about... It is all about

Nigel. It is about country before party. The current thinking is that

there might be two teams having that final debate rather than one single

person. What evidence can you give us that Mr Corbyn has any conviction

for staying in the EU? Let's face it. Jeremy... Let's face it - that

is playing for time! He is on the Euro-sceptic wing of the Labour

Party. Having said that, he is absolutely an internationalist, he

cares a lot about the social union that is the European Union... He was

an internationalist in '75 and he voted against. The context in 2016

of exiting he is sold on. For that reason, the Labour Party completely

is more or less united. The Labour Party has designated Saturday as a

day for In campaigning. That's right. What is Mr Corbyn doing? Mr

Corbyn, I think is going to a CND rally. Correct. What does that tell

you? Interesting. That issue is also important. On the day of the In

campaign for Labour. I haven't seen Jeremy's diary. I would be surprised

if he's not doing something also on the In campaign. We shall see.

Miranda, there is a problem in all this for Mr Cameron, isn't there? If

you assume the Tory vote will probably tend to vote Leave rather

than Remain, he needs Labour votes to win and with Mr Corbyn, the

ability to deliver these Labour votes is under some doubt. It is

true. The Remain campaign does look as if it is going to be the Cameron

campaign. He is the figurehead, and that is why moments like PMQs this

week are really bad news for Remain. This kind of terrible Etonian

arrogance is very, very alienating to a lot of people. I do think that

it is going to matter how... When Jeremy talks about workers' rights,

don't underestimate the power of the unions to communicate with their

members the importance of staying in. Alan Johnson is leading the

Labour In campaign, he is doing a fantastic job.

The thrust of your campaign is workers rights? This country can't

deliver workers rights? You sit at home, you generally vote Labour come

you listen to the arguments and on this occasion you are listening to

arguments from David Cameron and others. How will it galvanise Labour

voters if you see David Cameron on television? On this occasion it is

preferable to listening to Michael Gove or Boris Johnson. You think Mr

Cameron will galvanise Labour voters? People are thinking about

security, the place we trade with. They understand that there would be

free movement even if we... I think people are largely thinking about

immigration because the Prime Minister told them to think about

immigration. The Prime Minister told them the main threat was from the EU

migrants claiming benefits. I thought all of this was fatuous.

Leaving the EU will make that worse. I am afraid the horse has bolted.

The Prime Minister has told the country it is about immigration.

This gets to the heart of it, which is that in most referendums, the

onus is on those who want change to make the case. There is a bias

towards the status quo. What's worrying for the Remain side is that

it does not feel like that because it feels there is a presumption of

risk on either side. So there is a larger job for David Cameron and

Alan Johnson and the others on the Remain side, to try to regain ground

that in other referendums is already yours. You would only be human if

you were Nicola Sturgeon or Jeremy Corbyn not to think, I may want to

stay in but politically it is in my interest that the country votes out,

because that gives us opportunities we would not have otherwise.

Politics is sometimes very self-interested, isn't it? I think

what Miranda has said about the status quo is interesting. I could

not understand how anybody who voted out in 1975 could vote to stay in

now, when the European Union has got so much bigger, so much worse, more

powerful, more dictatorial. I just don't know how he can look at

himself in the mirror every morning and stand back from the campaign. We

are not voting for the status quo. If we vote to remain, the EU will

get more power, get more confident about having even more say over us.

The safer option is to leave. That is Horlicks. We are not the sick man

of Europe today. Look at the economy. That is because we came out

of the euro. Look at where we trade. David, you are absolutely right, in

1975 we were the sick man of Europe. I will gloss over the fact that it

was a Labour government then. But you are right, we were the sick man

of Europe. That is why we voted to stay with the winning team, which

was Europe. Could you remind me how that will work this time round? And

we thought it was a common market. No one said the European Union is

perfect. Is the eurozone now the sick man of Europe? You give a bit,

you gain a bit. It is about compromise. But on jobs, on

terrorism, with the problems with Russia at the moment, the refugee

crisis that can only be solved by collective cross-border agreements,

are we serious about X sitting at this point? What is the unemployment

rate in the eurozone? I don't know. You just said jobs are important. Of

course jobs are important. If jobs are so important, why is

unemployment rate 11th ascent in the eurozone? Jobs are dependent on

exports, on those who come to this country, on the people that go to

Europe and take up those jobs. David is doing a brilliant job, and keep

at it, but this illustrates the problem. You are having to work very

hard. Only with the Eurosceptics. The remaining campaign needs to

reinforce the idea that healthy scepticism, a great British trait,

should be applied to what the world looks like outside. I feel we may

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the Scissor Sisters joins us now. Thank you. When the British look

this they wonder, how is he Thank you. When the British look

well? We used to just dismiss him as, he would blow out, crash and

burn before Christmas. Now he is the man to beat. What happened? It is

disheartening and you are not the only ones wondering how this

happened. It is definitely happening in the States as well. I definitely

thought this was going to be a Bush-Clinton race. And now it

thought this was going to be a like it really could be anybody's.

Mrs Clinton still looks like being the Democrat candidate. I think she

will and that is really because there is a great, large block of

voters in America who are terrified of the word "Socialism". With Bernie

Sanders espousing socialism, it will terrify this large block of

constituents. But Mr Trump has rewritten campaign strategy script

for ever. I follow American politics closely. I just spent ten days in

the States. Every time something happens, you think that is it. When

the Pope attacked him, he attacks the Pope. A heckler is being thrown

out and he says, I want to punch him in the face. If any British

candidate said that, it would be toast. Yes. And in my heart of

hearts, I still hold out hope that this is a giant performance piece,

and it is a giant, elaborate branding campaign and name

recognition campaign, and he will eventually pull out. He won't pull

out. It seems he is saying inflammatory things just to see what

he can get away with. It is shocking, the things he is saying.

But in South Carolina, he got the evangelicals, even though he is

basically a social Liberal New Yorker, married three times. In

Navarre other, a majority, 44% of Hispanics who voted voted for him.

-- in Navarre da. It is terrifying. It goes to show the level of

disenfranchisement and disillusionment with the American

system of government on both sides. It is not just the Conservative

people but people on the left as well, which is why there is such a

push behind Bernie Sanders. I like what he has to say and I think he is

a great candidate. That ship has left the harbour. He cannot win in

South Carolina. Donald Trump did not have the support of dyed in the wool

Republicans. There was an issue of the new Republic that said, we do

not support Trump. This is the Republican establishment. But they

couldn't stop him, and that shows how fractured the party is, and how

so far away from their voters they are. What is really, really

concerning now is that we have a vacancy to fill in the Supreme

Court. So the rumblings we heard from the right, which was the dyed

in the wool Republicans who do not support Trump would actually support

Clinton in the race, wash their hands and comeback in four years,

now there is this vacancy, it's not happening. When the Democrats were

in a similar position, they did not appoint a Supreme Court judge

either. But if it is Trump against Clinton, who is going to win? I

honestly think Trump cannot go up against a real politician, somebody

who has been at work in Washington for decades. He has no record... But

he will run against Washington, that will be his attraction. People don't

like Washington. True, but he has zero policy, when you get down to

brass tacks, get down to plans. He has none. He is just hot air and I

think he will buckle under the weight. Trump against Clinton, who

wins? I think the authenticity. He is like Alex Salmond, Boris, Jeremy

Corbyn, that authentic position he takes will win through. Hillary

looks very wooden. Trump against Clinton? I think Trump stands a very

good chance. What are you up to? Personally? Lots of different stuff.

Belfast tomorrow, DJ in. I have been on BBC Radio two and I just did a

live lesson for the kids around the country, introducing them to the BBC

Micro bit. Thanks. That's your lot for tonight,

folks, but not for us... Because it's Guantanamo Bay

night at Lou Lou's - and don't worry, despite

what you might've heard, But we leave you tonight

with the Prime Minister - who took his mannered collection

of pointless oratorical hand gestures to Slough this week,

to launch his passionate campaign He took his collection of oratory or

hand gestures with him. Some obviously told him

they make him look authoritative. Nighty night, don't

let David Brent bite! MUSIC: Handbags And Gladrags

(Theme from The Office) Thank you very much,

it's great to be here in Slough, MUSIC: David Brent

from The Office humming