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Could you do that again for us? HORN HONKS | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Right, OK, I want to do something a bit more crazy here. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
JAUNTY PIANO MUSIC | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
Looking cheerful, looking happy to be here. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
-ALL: -It's the Monster Raving Loony Party! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
We are Welsh Loonies. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-ALL: -We are Welsh Loonies. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
-We're standing in the Welsh Assembly elections in May. -OK. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
Across Wales. What do you think? Do you think it's a good idea for us? | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
Everyone's got their opinion, ain't they? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
You've got to be confident, | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
you've got to appear to be completely confident. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
What? | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Zebra crossings should be available to all animals, not just zebras. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
Oh, yeah. I always thought that was a bit zebra-ist. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Er, we're sort of filming in here. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-We're filming for the Party Election Broadcast. -Oh, right. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
You know, we're creating like a silent environment. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
-Would you vote Loony if it was me? -Of course I would. -There we are. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:58 | |
-Yes. -Fantastic! -I'd do anything for you. -I know. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
ELECTRONIC MUSIC AND LOOPED LAUGHTER | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
You should be having laverbread, not pickled onions. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
And I intend to bring back | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
the traditional Welsh pickled-onion farms | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
to the South Wales valleys. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
Just eating a pickled onion as normal as possible, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
without looking like a psycho. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
PHONE RINGS Oh, it's Chris. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
We should reduce the number of seats in the Welsh Assembly | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
from 60 to 5, to save money. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Well, you can't run Wales with five people. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
Well, can they run it with 60, do you think? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
-LAUGHING: -That's a good question! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
All the windmills - you know, the windmills for the wind farms - | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
to be painted psychedelic colours. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
We intend to bring back breeding pairs of Welsh dragons. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
We could also bring in different-coloured dragons. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
We could have green dragons, red dragons, pink dragons, | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
black dragons, yellow dragons... | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
I should be in the Loony Party, shouldn't I? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
You should be in the Loony Party. Would you join? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
The Welsh Loonies will bring back mermaids into the River Taff. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
-I think that's an excellent idea. -Do you? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
-Yeah, more mermaids the better. -Mermaids are great, yeah. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Especially if they're topless. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
The Welsh Loonies will decriminalise broccoli. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
The Loony Party will make Swansea Airport | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
the hub for the Welsh space programme. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
-ALL: -Hear, hear! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
We will introduce the letter K to the Welsh language | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
and, unlike English, we shall give it a sound. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
TOOT! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
You're not filming this, are you? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Cameron? Yeah, well, that's what we're trying to do, get Cameron out. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
-Yeah. -We need qualified Loonies in the Assembly. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
If you're going to have someone insane, | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
-you may as well have someone who really means it. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
I would like to see all sewage... | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
-LAUGHING: -Sorry. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
Man versus horse and bog snorkelling to become an Olympic sport. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:03 | |
Would you vote for me? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
The voting age should now be | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
when you're at the age where you can hold a crayon. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
We are Welsh Loonies. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
That's...freaky. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
No, I think that's... There's got to be some good material in there. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
That's perfect. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
Vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party, innit? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
ELECTRONIC MUSIC AND LOOPED LAUGHTER | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 |