2016

It's the national game, the national obsession.

We treasure every kick and pass, every ruck and tackle.

It's time to split the rugby fans from the rugby fanatics,

as we play Jonathan's Six Nations Quiz.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And here is your host - Jonathan Davies.

Hello and welcome to the show.

Tonight, we are going to test the knowledge of rugby players,

commentators, celebrities and regions.

For the weekend's big showdown between England and Wales,

we're going to look back at the most exciting, dramatic,

skilful moments in Six Nations history.

And a few clips of England.

LAUGHTER

Alexander Armstrong has got a pointless friend on his show,

so here is mine. Please welcome Eleri Sion.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

How are you?

I am really good actually, I am so excited,

because I am a huge, huge fan.

-Well, thank you very much.

-Of quizzes!

-LAUGHTER

-Of quizzes, of course.

Right, first question - got the questions?

I have hidden them somewhere that no-one will ever find them, mind.

LAUGHTER

Easy option here is - what, the Cardiff Blues' trophy room, is it?

-Ha, yeah, yeah.

-BLUES FANS:

-Oooh...

-Sorry, boys, sorry.

-No, actually, your wallet.

-Oh-ho, there we are.

Right, Eleri, you are the question master,

so explain the rules.

We're going to have eight rounds of multiple choice,

so you can answer A, B, C, D or E,

then we will give you the first lot of answers halfway through,

and then the rest at the end of the programme.

That is when, of course, we are

going to be revealing the big winners of the night.

So that is simple enough, especially when I am not asking

any of the questions, so before we get going, here is Eddie Butler

to remind us of what makes the Six Nations so special for everyone.

There is already that quiver of anticipation.

The sense of occasion that is only going to tighten its grip.

Wales against England at Twickenham, the centrepiece of the Six Nations.

It feels right, doesn't it?

How rugby should be, how it has always been.

Well, not always.

Wales entered the age of the Six Nations as a major power

fallen on uncertain times.

The year 2000 was a nice round figure for the old Five Nations

to expand to six, but for Wales,

it came five turbulent years after rugby turned professional.

1995 - year zero for a country in love

with the game, but totally unprepared for the revolution.

How to pay, how much and to whom?

What a toll the great change took,

how inevitable it seemed that, in the new world order,

the proud but poor would be overwhelmed by the mighty and rich.

Wales had the great redeemer and his heir.

Graham Henry and Steve Hansen would go on to coach the All Blacks

to World Cup glory,

and, in Wales, they could provide glimpses of a brighter future.

But only glimpses.

Would that future ever come?

It would, but this was no new dawn light in the night sky

with a warm glow.

This was sunrise with a storm, tumult still in the air.

The first Grand Slam for 17 years, joy intermingling with

revolt and resignation, the wonder of it, the wildness of it.

Disorder won the day, until New Zealander number three

took charge after the wayward World Cup in 2007.

Under Warren Gatland, plain speaking was the new order.

Simplicity of plan and total devotion to crossing the gain line.

To go wide, you had to earn the right, pain before shame.

It worked. It works.

Grand days and grand nights.

Two more grand slams and a third title, the title of 2015,

won with perhaps THE performance of the age of Warren Gatland.

A campaign rounded off with THAT game against England.

COMMENTATOR: Wales are storming to the title!

England, of course, the way it should be.

Not the way it has always been, but the way it is once again.

AUDIENCE: Woo!

Now, the teams, the first team.

-England, captained by Jeremy Guscott.

-Jiff.

-Good man.

Is this the first time you have ever captained a team?

No, someone made a mistake and made me captain

some years ago, back in the day.

And how many times have you played with Gareth Chilcott?

How many times you played with him in Bath?

-How you doing, Gareth, you all right?

-Yeah, a lot of times.

Cooch is more known for being sent off.

LAUGHTER

-Hopefully not tonight.

-No, definitely not tonight.

Outnumbered tonight, boys.

-You have got some young blood in.

-World Cup winner, Maggie.

-Looking forward to it?

-I am, I am.

Alongside some legends here, and obviously only

three English people here, so I think we will do all right.

Please, round of applause for England.

Now, we have got the commentators, captained by Huw Llywelyn Davies.

Shwmae.

Thought you were dead, actually, were you retired?

Shwmae, good team?

Absolutely right, we have got a great team here.

-I am off the bench again.

-Yes, you are.

As I was with you in Italy once, Jonathan,

when Andrew Cotter got ill,

and it's the only time you've ever said you're glad to see me,

if I remember rightly, because you were struggling on the mic.

You set the world record that day.

You commentated for half an hour on a game without

naming a single Italian.

LAUGHTER

Nothing new, nothing new. And of course, you have got, eh...

Mr Martyn Williams. 100 caps for Wales.

Remember my name, then! You forgot my name there.

-And of course, Carolyn Hitt.

-Lovely Carolyn Hitt.

So I think you're famous,

because you have covered the last 50 years of rugby.

The commentators.

And now we have got the celebrities. Iolo Williams, the birdman.

That's your nickname, isn't it?

It is my nickname, I am looking forward to the bird-watching round.

LAUGHTER

Should be easy, the bird-watching round.

And introduce your fantastic team. You have...

-I have actress Di Botcher here, from Stella.

-Yes.

And 400 metre runner Jamie Baulch.

There you are.

The celebrities.

CHEERING

And last but not least...

I think, you know, these should do quite well tonight,

because they're in most of the clips, to be honest.

The Welsh team, captained by Gareth Thomas.

CHEERING

Of course, James Hook and Shane Williams.

So...

Quite happy with your team, are you confident?

I'm just glad we haven't got Nugget over here.

I wasn't good enough to get on that team.

-What can we say?

-A bit more my age group.

Eleri.

OK, then, that's not all, because we have got five groups of fans

representing the five regions as well.

A big cheer from the Blues...

The Ospreys over there, hello, good evening.

The Scarlets over there.

Newport Gwent Dragons.

And also, from the north, RGC 1404, the team from North Wales!

Tell you what, it's nice to see North Wales down here.

Spent a lot of time in North Wales in the '80s. If you want

to know what North Wales was like in the '80s, go there tomorrow.

LAUGHTER AND GASPS

-Oh, harsh!

-Only joking.

Right, we've got a long way to go, so, Eleri,

let's get on with the quiz.

OK then, fingers on the keypads, everybody.

The first round starts with the first year

of the Six Nations Championships.

COMMENTATOR: In it comes, Wyatt holds, Quinnell - he's there!

So, Scott Quinnell scored against Italy in the year 2000,

but who did Italy beat in their first six Nations game?

Oh, you pressed the wrong 'un. We pressed the wrong 'un.

MAN: Tough.

LAUGHTER

-We're on the away team here. You

-BLEEP.

They've never beat England!

Right, you ain't touching the screen again.

Maggie...it's up to you, love.

Gareth, you are going to be sent off tonight.

And we are only three minutes into the game, OK?

Next question.

After England beat Wales,

which Welsh player said, "They should spend more time playing

"and less being lovey-dovey and having rubdowns,

"there are too many fat boys"?

Fat boys, talking about forwards, innit?

-Pricey's too nice.

-Yeah, go with that.

Go on, then, go on, then.

You are captain, you can do what you want, like.

OK, next question. We have a legend on the screen.

COMMENTATOR: Back on the French 22...

It's a great pick-up, it could be a third!

It's O'Driscoll again.

So that was Ireland versus France back in 2000 -

who was Brian O'Driscoll's partner in the centre that day?

Ohh.

Oh, I can hear it all working up top.

No bungalows here tonight.

THEY LAUGH

What's happening over there?

I saw the last question, and that is wrong.

Captain of the side, how did that go, the first round?

Well, we didn't know it was timed,

so we haven't really pressed anything.

So not too well, then. You've got a game Saturday, mind, so...

LAUGHTER

I know you two have gone to the...

HE SPITS ..the other side, ITV,

-so...

-Oh!

-Both of you, both of you.

-Are you saying Shane...?

What are you saying about Shane?!

-ITV!

-Ah, shit.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Shit, I thought we had an exclusive then.

You've got to keep that in there, that's gold.

-Ohh.

-Me and Shane in OK! Magazine.

My missus is going to kill me.

Well, big game Saturday, looking forward to it.

Really am, we're going to be up there working,

we're probably going to go out afterwards as well now.

-I think we usually end up...

-LAUGHTER

Usually, yeah.

And look, you're the only one out of the whole panel really that is

still playing. Enjoying itself?

Yeah, I'm enjoying it, we have got the game Saturday as well,

we play 2 o'clock,

so straight in the clubhouse after to watch the big one.

There we are, good luck.

Right, next round is about Grand Slams,

so, no pressure, cos you've won a few,

Nugget and the boys. So off you go, Eleri.

Leigh Halfpenny's late penalty in Dublin edged

a Welsh win, but who got the yellow card from Wayne Barnes?

-Yeah, must be.

-I thought it was going to be Bradley.

-MAGGIE:

-Bradley didn't...

OK, let's move on, we have another try for you from 2008.

COMMENTATOR: Wilkinson for Vainikolo,

Mark Jones is back there, Vainikolo,

great off-load by Lesley Vainikolo to Toby Flood.

So Wales conceded two tries during the 2008 Grand Slam season.

Toby Flood scored one, but who scored the other try?

-JEREMY:

-Easy, easy, easy!

Yeah, another confident Englishman.

Let's see how you get on with this one, then. It is a Welsh try now.

COMMENTATOR: Jonathan Thomas, forwards out there, it's Cockbain...

For the line... What a try.

OK, in 2005, Wales scored six tries in their win over Italy,

and that scorer, of course, was Brent Cockbain.

But where was he born?

GROANING

-MAN:

-Front door.

Do we get a point for Australia?

OK, to the last question in this round.

Which one of these rogues gallery picked up

the award for Player of the Tournament back in 2012?

THEY CONFER QUIETLY

-OK, that is the end of Round 2.

-Yay!

OK, talking of Grand Slams, you've won really everything, haven't you?

-Grand Slams, World Cups...

-I have won, I think seven Grand Slams...

-Oh, is that how many(?)

-And a World Cup.

-Who invited her?

Also you went to meet Princess Anne for your MBE as well.

Yeah, got an MBE. So, when you go and get your MBE,

they tell you that, when you meet the person who's giving it to you,

she will put her hand out once you are done, so you can walk off.

So basically said, "Dr Maggie Alphonsi, come and get your MBE."

I have to put that in there, doctor.

So, when I got up there, she goes, "What are you a doctor of?"

And I was like, "I don't actually know,

"because it is an honorary doctorate."

So I said to her, "I'm a doctor of rugby."

So she looked at me, this really odd, peculiar look,

and I thought, "What's that?"

So I panicked and I said, "Do you like rugby, then?"

And she goes, "I hope so, cos I'm the patron of Scottish Rugby Union."

LAUGHTER

"And my daughter married the former England captain,

"think I like rugby a little bit."

And then I thought, "God, this is awkward", so we looked at

each other for three seconds, like that,

and then she put out her hand, so I had to walk off.

That's a sign. "Off you go."

-Seven Grand Slams...

-I know.

We have been retired a long time now,

it is a very physical game, we commented on it.

Look at this clip,

what is happening here with the physicality on this clip?

Here we go...

LAUGHTER

JEREMY LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

Let's give it up for Cass, he scores ten points.

-GLADIATORS NARRATOR:

-Wolf's in no mood to mess about,

ejects Cassius from the platform.

That's the fastest Jeremy's moved all season.

Ohh, Jeremy Guscott with a rugby tackle!

I think that's '97 or '98, that's the only tackle I made that decade.

You played a bit with him as well, didn't I?

Yeah, Cooch, we both played at Bath, but Cooch,

he was the kind of hard man at Bath Rugby,

didn't last 80 minutes often, he was often sent off.

But one time he did come off with a severely bruised testicle.

-AUDIENCE: Ohh...

-Did you see it? How bruised?

To this day, we still don't know whose it is.

LAUGHTER

OK, then, time for Round 3.

COMMENTATOR: Fofana... Fofana, beautiful gliding skills...

-GARETH:

-Oh, another try against England, is it? OK.

LAUGHTER

Oh, what a surprise.

Yes, another try against England, thank you, Gareth.

In 2013, against England, Wesley Fofana, or Fa-Fa-Na,

however you want to say it,

he danced through the English defence.

What do the French call him?

I'm just reading what is on the cards.

Let's move on. Take a look at this next picture.

In the 2005 Calcutta Cup battle,

which English three-quarter scored a hat-trick of tries?

Was it...?

-Ohh.

-Ugh.

-GARETH:

-See, you've cheated again.

We'd already pressed.

OK. Now then, this is a particular special, magic moment.

LAUGHTER

WELSH PANELLISTS: Yay!

COMMENTATOR: ..for Wales, good pick-up

by Gethin Jenkins, Martyn Williams, back to Phillips...

He's there, he's there.

-TMO, yeah.

-Knock-on!

So, Mike Phillips there, scored a fantastic, FANTASTIC try

in Wales' first win against England during Warren Gatland's reign,

but how many Ospreys started in that match?

Shane and Hooky might know.

-You played in that, didn't you?

-Yeah.

The two that weren't Ospreys were in the try.

LAUGHTER

Aw, did you enjoy those magic moments?

-Yes, wasn't it great?

-We can't wait for the next VT!

-OK! That's the end of that round.

-Oh, here we are.

Now on with the celebrities.

Right, Di, on Stella, is Scott Quinnell acting

or just being himself?

He has lines. He learns lines.

He speaks the lines properly and he works really hard.

He'll often come over to me

and just go through the lines and ask for a bit of advice,

and then do exactly what he did when he first said the lines.

LAUGHTER

Talking about awkward moments, you had an awkward moment while

watching the World Cup Final with your New Zealand friend, didn't you?

Yeah, I've got a friend, Amanda, from New Zealand,

and we got into a habit of me

going round to her place to watch the New Zealand matches,

and, in the final, when New Zealand scored,

she got so excited, she jumped up, kicked the table,

crisps everywhere, wine everywhere, the bottle hit her cat,

who was sleeping, ran out through the cat flap and got run over.

LAUGHTER

Thanks for cheering us up, Di.

Right, as I mentioned earlier, you are known as the Birdman, right?

By some, yeah.

But what kind of birds are you watching in this photo?

LAUGHTER

I think that was Amanda Protheroe-Thomas.

LAUGHTER

Have you ever thought, Iolo, what the birds think of you?

Because, I'm telling you now, if I found you peering in my bush,

I'd phone the police.

I tell you what, I'd have a hard job looking through your bush.

SHE LAUGHS LOUDLY

CHEERING

Let's move on to the fourth round.

They're all based around a subject very close to Iolo.

This is Awkward Moments.

In 2004's France v Italy game,

Christophe Dominici crossed the line.

Then what did he do?

C, collide with the photographer...

We were told it was going to be easy, weren't we?

We were! It's the only reason we're here.

I thought it was to do with the Olympics, it's bloody rugby(!)

Moving on. We have a great awkward moment coming up next.

So when Mathew Tait was famously dumped by Gavin Henson

back in 2005, which club was he playing for at the time?

C, Leicester Tigers, or D, Wasps?

Mathew Tait.

THEY WHISPER

And that's the end of the round.

Right, Martyn, why are you called Nugget? Is it golden or chicken?

LAUGHTER

Chicken nugget!

-I don't know!

-Ugh, that's going to stick now!

No, it's golden, because obviously the colour I go in the sun

-when I'm out.

-Golden?

-Yeah.

It's actually from back in the '80s,

when I had a lovely mop of ginger hair after Steve Davis.

I'm going to ask you a question, Caroline,

cos you've written a lot about the sport now.

-You actually interviewed Bill Clinton, didn't you?

-I did, yeah.

I'd heard he was a very good rugby player in his university days,

so I said, "Mr President, what kind of player were you?"

He said, "The scrum was a mystery

"and I was one of the biggest in the team.

-"Now I'd be one of the smallest." Very enthusiastic.

-Was he?

-Yeah.

-Very charismatic.

-I've heard that.

-Yeah.

Hope you dry-cleaned your clothes(!) LAUGHTER

Eugh!

Have a look at this photo and explain what's going on here.

-Oh, God!

-LAUGHTER

Same hairdresser... LAUGHTER DROWNS HIM OUT

This is A Song For Christmas 1986

and, er, Gary and I were both in the final.

My school from Pontypridd - we won.

-You beat Gary Barlow?

-Beat Gary Barlow.

I think he went on to do a few things afterwards.

-Yeah, I think he's been quite successful.

-But I do pay my tax now.

LAUGHTER AND GASPS

-I saw that. And he was seriously gutted!

-You watched that show?

-Yeah.

LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH

APPLAUSE

Right, talking about awkward moments, right, have a look at this.

WOMAN: I think people recognise you.

-MAN:

-I don't think it's working.

-CAMERA CLICKS

-GASPS

-There you go, take that picture now.

MUSIC: Knight Rider Theme

Wow!

-CHEERING

-Wales is kicking butt!

Whoo! Woohoo!

Well, bless him.

The Hoff has sent us a question from his home in Malibu.

Hi, it's David Hasselhoff alias The Hoff!

You know, before the New Zealand-Wales game,

I came up with a dance to rival the Haka.

OK, was it called...

What was it?

So, that's the question. Tap in your answers - A, B, C or D.

-GARETH:

-Probably The Hoffa, innit?

Let's go back to The Hoff for the answer.

If you said A, The Hoffa, you're right!

Ha-ha-ha! Go Wales!

APPLAUSE

Right, we've reached half-time, so Eleri,

-can you reveal some of the answers?

-Yes.

Round 1, first year of Six Nations.

Scott Quinnell scored against Italy in the year 2000,

but who did Italy beat in their first Six Nations game?

-Ha-ha! We both got that wrong!

-And the answer was...

A - Scotland!

Jeremy... Jeremy put England.

LAUGHTER

Next, after England beat Wales, which Wales player said

they should spend more time playing....

And the answer was...

He's the most gobby one!

And last question in Round 1.

Ireland versus France back in 2000...

And the answer was...

Let's move on to the second round.

Welsh Gland Slams.

Leigh Halfpenny's late penalty in Dublin edged a Welsh win,

but who got the yellow card

from Wayne Barnes? The answer was...

-We didn't have that.

-Moving on, then.

Wales only conceded two tries during their 2008 Grand Slam season.

And the answer was...

-We didn't have that, did we?

-No, we didn't.

Right, then, in 2005, Wales scored six tries in their win over Italy...

Where was he born? And the answer, of course, was...?

-Australia!

-B!

Finally, which one of this rogues gallery picked up the award for...

In 2013 against England, Wesley Fofana danced...

A.

-There we are!

-OK, in the 2005 Calcutta Cup battle,

which English three-quarter scored a hat-trick of tries?

And the answer was...

I'd never have got that! Did you get that?

Right, Mike Phillips, he scored in Wales's first win against England

during Warren Gatland's reign...

-The answer was...

-13!

-Yes, correct!

-Got one!

OK, last round.

In 2004's France v Italy game,

Christoph Dominici crossed the line.

D, he dropped the ball.

Take a look at this.

Oh, mon dieu!

Small hands!

-Small hands!

-Yeah, very true, very true.

When Matthew Tait was famously dumped...

The answer was...

And that's it.

Right, OK, so, we are halfway through the quiz.

Now then, we've seen the answers, let's have the results.

First of all, regions first.

So, bottom of the ruck with 16% is the Cardiff Blues.

On 26%, the Dragons and the Ospreys.

North Wales and the Scarlets both on 31%.

But RGC 1404 just ahead

on reaction time.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now then, let's see the scores of the teams.

Trailing behind at half-time with 47%, it's Wales.

All the other teams have 68%.

But the leaders with the fastest reaction times are England!

-I have to say, that is a bit of a surprise. But...

-Oi! And to us!

You must be very, very happy with your team so far.

Well, today, Saturday - same result.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

It's only half-time, keep it down, keep it down!

I know you're retired, Huw, but flipping heck, come on!

If you go back to 1950, 1960, I'd be in the lead, OK?

You lot have been swotting, haven't you?

No, it's all thanks to Google.

LAUGHTER

We've got a phone under here...

That's why we're not as fast as you!

-Well, they're in half the games!

-I know!

But to be fair, we're doing better than the regions -

they are really happy with 31%.

A bit of a shock.

So, what's coming up now, Eleri?

Well, Wales fly half Dan Biggar has created

something of a sensation recently, hasn't he?

It's the brand-new dance craze that's been sweeping the country.

Yes, they are doing the Biggarena all over Wales,

and we are doing it here tonight as well.

Please welcome to the stage, the Dan Dancers!

MUSIC: Macarena by Los Del Rio

# Aa-i-i!

# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

# Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena

# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena

-# Hey, Macarena

-Aa-i-i!

# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

# Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena

# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena

-# Hey, Macarena

-Aa-i-i!

# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

# Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena

# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena

-# Hey, Macarena

-Aa-i-i! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, then, let's get back to the competition now.

It's time for Round 5, and we are turning back the clock to 2003.

And here go England again.

And here goes Dawson, and here is Lewsey...

So, the Princess Royal's son-in-law scored one of the many tries

against Italy in 2003.

But who scored twice on his England home debut?

What, 2003...?

I think it's Thompson.

Tell you what, it's all in there, it's all in there.

Right, then, take a look at this next English try.

Real pressure on the Welsh goal-line.

-Here it comes.

-WHISTLE

The try has been awarded.

That was Joe Worsley's try for England in 2003.

But who skippered Wales in that game?

Was it A - Gareth Thomas,

B - Jonathan Humphreys...

-LAUGHS:

-Tom Shanklin!

We all know it WASN'T Tom Shanklin.

It wasn't C! It wasn't C!

OK, let's move on. Have a look at this.

Come on, Cardiff!

So, that was England's Grand Slam win.

How many bottles of champagne does that trophy hold?

You filled it up!

I drank it all as well, back in one!

I don't know...

-Yeah? We'll go with that, then.

-It's about speed, isn't it? You said...

Let's end with an English try.

Has to break quickly, doesn't want that scrum to wheel too much.

Good disruptive work by England. Dawson is through.

Dawson is through to the try line. Support from Dallaglio...

One of England's tries against Ireland in 2003,

the scorer Dallaglio, but what's his full name?

A - Lorenzo Nero Dallaglio...

THEY CONFER

It's a bit flash, whichever one it is!

-That's just showing off.

-Yeah, a little bit!

I agree with you. First time!

And that's it, everybody, that's the end of that round.

You'd better get that right, he's one of your best mates, isn't he?

-Yeah, I've got it right.

-Got it right? OK.

And 2003, great year for England rugby, winning the World Cup -

you were there for their first World Cup in '87, weren't you?

-I was there as well. Bit different now.

-Yeah, it is, isn't it?

-There was no merchandise...

-No.

-One sponsor, get tickets on the day.

-And we flew in economy, didn't we?

-We did.

-43 hours, it took us.

43 hours. And then there was a choir at the other end, oh!

Just what you want, isn't it?

On the way back, though, when you beat us in the quarterfinal,

the stop-off in Bangkok was pretty special...

-LAUGHTER

-I've got to say that.

-Eleri?

-OK, we have another bonus question now,

and this time from the great Eddie Butler.

2001 was an astonishing year for England in the Six Nations.

In that year, they set the record for the most points

scored in a Championship season.

But how many points did they score? Was it...

So, press your keypads, A, B, C or D now.

THEY CONFER

-Yeah.

-It was a lot.

OK? So, come on, Eddie, how many?

The answer is B - 229 points.

Sorry, boys.

Right, Shane, how are you tackling the questions so far?

-I missed a couple, if I'm honest.

-Have you?

-Yeah.

Right, there is one here...

After seeing this video, talk us through this tackle.

Yeah, he's... He's not very happy.

He doesn't return my calls, either!

I went to shake his hand after the game

and he just walked completely around me.

Oh, I would have loved that fight.

That would have been awesome, wouldn't it?

-Louie Spence...

-20 years of rugby

and his one highlight is tackling Louie Spence!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

OK, let's move on to Round 6,

and this round does exactly what it says on the tin,

because I'm going to show you some classic moments from

the Six Nations and I want you to tell me what happened next.

So, it's Scotland versus Italy in 2013. What happens next?

Was it...

I mean, that's unlikely... Fan runs onto the pitch?

Not in rugby, I don't remember that happening.

He'll probably run the length of the pitch, I don't know.

That's what I think.

So, it's Wales versus Ireland in 2013. But what happens next here?

Oh, he's quick.

..Back off his foot and he catches it and scores...

Right, the final question in this round.

Wales versus France 2008, David Skrela is about to restart.

What happens next?

Oh, come on, man!

We'll hide again.

Who are you hiding from?

-Cheating!

-So, what happens next?

It's the end of the round.

Right, the next round is going away, or playing away.

So, Shane, you know a story about the 2007 World Cup,

something to do with sheep...?

LAUGHTER

Yeah, 2007 World Cup, rugby didn't go particularly well for us,

but we had a good craic off it.

Mark Jones, you know, the Welsh winger at the time, was a farmer,

so me and Dwayne Peel decided...

We'd seen one of these wandering sheep outside the hotel

and we put a sheep in Mark's room for an hour but Mark saw us do it,

so he took the sheep out, we forgot all about it, and said,

"Look, I'm going to get Peely back,

"let's put that sheep in Peely's room."

So we put the sheep in Dwayne's room,

but we forgot about it, we went out all day...

We came back in the evening and this sheep had shit everywhere.

And eaten half of his kit and, obviously still peckish,

decided to eat his Rolex watch as well.

GROANS

So it kind of backfired on Peely, really,

but I got away with it scot-free, so it was great.

One person who is travelling at the moment

is the greatest rugby referee in the world at the moment.

Yes, Mr Nigel Owens.

APPLAUSE

In 2007, I refereed my first Six Nations game.

What two teams were playing that day?

Was it Scotland-France, Ireland-Italy, England-Italy,

or France-Ireland?

So you've got your keypads, press A, B, C or D.

Yeah, I like that one.

So, Nigel, reveal your answer.

The correct answer is...

Get in!

..England-Italy.

So, this is it, fans of Round 7, you're in luck.

We've just spoken about playing away - that's the name of the round

and these are questions about other countries' players.

Here's the first question.

Italy, with that gigantic rolling maul,

and that's the try line and they MUST score.

And Martin Castrogiovanni, I think, has Italy's first try.

So, the try scorer, Castrogiovanni, there, owns a restaurant

in Market Harborough with another rugby player.

Who?

Geordan Murphy's busy coaching.

I doubt it's him, I doubt he'd have time.

So one of the other two.

Right. Look at this drop goal.

Here he goes, O'Gara.

He's done it!

So, Ronan O'Gara there kicking for the Grand Slam in 2009.

In which country was he born? Was it...?

-No, not sure.

-Oh, really?

We've got it wrong. No, we pressed it, we've got it wrong.

-Yeah, but that is assuming they're right, Jeremy.

-We might be wrong.

OK.

-We might be wrong.

-Next question for you, and it's an Italian try.

...chased it straight away

and Bergamasco, Mauro Bergamasco, what a start!

So that was the 2007 Scotland-Italy game,

featuring the mighty Mauro Bergamasco.

But what makes the Italian so unique? Did he...?

And that's it, that's the end of the round.

Right, boys, go a bit better? Gar?

-Well, we're answering now.

-Must be better, then.

It's a start, like, it's a start.

Some golden moments in Twickenham, some good wins there -

good place to go and win?

Yeah, it's a great place to go

and I think we went there, the first time we beat them

in 20 years, I think, in 2008, so, yeah, it was pretty special.

What do you think our chances are on Saturday?

I think it will be tough

but I think the boys have been there a few times and have got

a few good wins, so they won't fear going now, they'll be all right.

-Who's your money on?

-Wales, just, I reckon.

-Wales just? Good man.

Talking about great moments, first Grand Slam, 2005, you missed it.

I had a ticket and I gave it to my wife. Isn't that nice?

-AUDIENCE: Aww.

-Isn't that nice?

LAUGHTER

Aye, that's the kind of man I am.

Why don't the Wales team now ever get to go to 10 Downing Street

and stuff when they win a Grand Slam?

I don't know. It's a good question, mind.

Nah, nah, nah, only because I remember the time

I met Prince William and Gareth Jenkins was in charge

and, like, as captain at the time and he said,

"We've got royalty coming

"and the royalty comes to meet the players and they will

"meet your partners and your wife," and I was like,

"OK, Gareth, but I won't bring my partner

"because it'll be a little bit awkward and stuff."

He said, "No, no, no, bring him along

"and pretend he's your brother. No-one will know."

So I'm like, "OK," didn't ask any questions, I said,

"Fine, no worries, mate, I'll bring him along."

So he came along. "This is George, he's my brother."

He was a seven-foot black man.

LAUGHTER

I just wonder if maybe that's the reason they've never come back

and invited us to Downing Street.

"Yeah, he was adopted. Move on, move on."

Hey, it's the last round, everybody!

CHEERING

And this round is called Golden Scores.

Robshaw to Lawes.

He's been stripped by Scott Williams,

Williams makes the charge. Croft goes back, Williams.

He's got it. Scott Williams!

APPLAUSE

So, Scott Williams scored

a brilliant Triple-Crown-winning try back in 2012.

But with which club did he start his career? Was it...?

-Go on.

-We had to.

-You should know this one.

-Oh, sorry.

They went the same as us!

Right, we have another try from Wales...

against England.

LAUGHTER

By Wales.

Phillips. Hook gets away.

James Hook, it's all happening!

So, in 2008, Wales scored their first win at Twickenham in 20 years.

Who was Wales's captain on the previous win?

He was playing second row. I know he was playing.

I don't know any of these.

I'm the same with you. We're not cheating, we don't know.

OK, we're going to go back to 2001, take a look at this.

...to Scotland's 22, nicely fed out.

Jenkins.

The referee's arm is raised.

So, what feat did Neil Jenkins accomplish

in this game back in 2001?

Did he...?

The bottom two ain't really a feat, are they?

I think that's more a feat.

And that was the end of that round and the end of the game.

APPLAUSE

Right, celebrities, you were doing exceptionally well

in the first half, so how do you think you got on in the second half?

Well, I've got to defer to my captain, he's shaking his head,

-he's not very happy.

-No, I'm not.

First half, I had an inkling over a lot of them.

Second half, we were guessing, weren't we?

Yeah, I thought I was watching this on TV, to be honest.

Sat on the sofa, I weren't here.

JONATHAN MUMBLES

Caroline, you've got to come good in the second half,

you should know more than the rest of the boys, you three.

We had faster fingers this time.

We've got the Welsh rugby equivalent of Yoda here...

LAUGHTER DROWNS OUT SPEECH

Answering the questions before the answers came up.

-And Golem, and Golem.

-Golem!

LAUGHTER

Maggie, how have you, er, coped with those two Bath boys?

-Have you kept them on...?

-No, I think we've been pretty good.

-Solid.

-Yeah.

-Solid.

-Not cheated at all.

-Quietly confident, not arrogant?

-Jerry?

-Quietly.

-LAUGHTER

-Quietly confident.

-Quietly confident?

-Quietly confident.

-Quietly confident.

I don't know what to ask you boys. LAUGHTER

Have you pressed the buttons? That's a good start!

LAUGHTER That's a good start!

The buttons are there. I think you...

And a lot of doodles! A lot of doodles actually there.

So there we are.

So, the moment of truth. It's time to reveal the answers.

And let's kick off with Round 5.

The Princess Royal's son-in-law

scored one of the many tries against Italy in 2003.

But who scored twice on his England home debut?

The answer was...

-A - Josh Lewsey.

-Get in there. Got it right!

OK, next question.

That was Joe Worsley's try for England back in 2003,

but who skippered Wales in that game?

And the answer was...

Next question...

That was England's Grand Slam win,

but how many bottles of champagne does the trophy hold?

And the answer, ladies and gents?

Six.

C - five!

-DI: Yeah, yeah.

-That'll keep you going!

And the last question in this round.

One of England's tries against Ireland in 2003...

It was...

-TEAMS CHATTER POSITIVELY

-Right, moving on to Round 6.

It was B.

OK, to the next question. It's Wales versus Ireland in 2013.

COMMENTATOR: And feeds to him. Simon Zebo!

-Fantastic footballing skills by Zebo! Audacious!

-Yes, indeed!

He flicks the ball.

So, Wales versus France 2008. David Skrela is about to restart.

Sacre bleu!

We're playing away next, and the first question is...

COMMENTATOR: That's the try-line, and they must score!

So, the try scorer, Castrogiovanni, owns a restaurant...

GASPS AND CHATTER

Next question - Ronan O'Gara kicking for the Grand Slam in 2009....

LOUD GASPS

Right, then, moving on!

That was the 2007 Scotland-Italy game, featuring the mighty...

-We got nearly all those wrong!

-You're on fire now, innit?

OK, to the final round, Round 8, Golden Scores. Here are the answers.

Scott Williams scored a brilliant Triple Crown-winning try...

Moving on, then.

In 2008, Wales scored their first win at Twickenham...

And the answer was...

Oh, I said Bleddyn Bowen!

And finally, the last question and answer of the evening.

And the answer was...

He dropped three goals in that game. And that's it!

-That's the end of the competition!

-CHEERING

WHISTLING

Right, that's it. That is the end of the questions, so now,

-let's see how everybody has done.

-Exactly!

So let's start by announcing tonight's Man Of The Match award.

Oh, I should say it could be Woman Of The Match as well.

-And there's a prize, of course, for the winner.

-Yes.

A luxury overnight stay for two at St David's Spa Hotel.

-You're not going to be there as well, are you?

-No.

Not in the same room, anyway.

LAUGHTER

So, the Man Of The Match...

The biggest score scored this evening was by a Cardiff Blues fan!

ALL: Ooh!

-SOME APPLAUSE

-Wait.

Seat number 101.

Wey-hey! Come on down!

Up you come.

Well done!

-Hiya.

-Thank you.

There's your prize.

-Right, so what's your name?

-Chris.

-Chris. And, er...

Did you find it quite easy? Oh, it was a doddle!

-Was it?

-I just hope we've come up from last place now.

-You think you've carried your team?

-Oh, definitely!

-You have?

LAUGHTER There we are.

-Have a lovely night in the hotel.

-Thank you.

-Cheers, all the best.

Next, it's the worst-performing region.

AUDIENCE MURMURS

Can we bag up now?

LAUGHTER

And the worst-performing region goes to...

Cardiff Blues!

SOME APPLAUSE

Here we are. A Rugby Union Book For Dummies.

There you go. You can have it. There you are.

Pleasure. Have that. OK? Good man.

APPLAUSE

SOME CHEERING

OK, we're moving on to the worst team next

out of you four here in the studio.

-All right?

-We know who it is!

LAUGHTER

Shall we cut the suspense, then?

-Yes, it WAS Wales!

-Yay! Go Wales!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Right, come on, boys, let's be having you!

Here you are, boys. There you go. There you go.

Cheers. That's it.

First time you've ever won that?

-Do we get to go to 10 Downing Street now?

-Yes!

LAUGHTER That's it! That is it!

So, well done, boys. Down you go.

APPLAUSE

Hope you do better on Saturday.

For the best region, this is how the table looks.

Cardiff Blues in last position. Ospreys in fourth...

GROANING

-Newport Gwent Dragons third...

-HUGE CHEERS DROWN HER OUT

Top place to Team RGC 1404!

CHEERING

-Aw!

-Well done there! So you must be extremely happy to have done well?

-Absolutely fantastic! What a team!

-There we are.

-Indeed!

CHEERING

Not the greatest score.

-Just stuck it by...

-35!

-35%. Yeah, it's out of 100, mind.

Out of 100! LAUGHTER

So, OK, so... Have a safe journey home.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

And here we go. This is the one that we really, really want to know.

Who are the ultimate winners tonight?

So, the best celebrity team!

Let's reveal the table.

We know Wales are in last position.

THEY LAUGH

In third position...

In second position...

-SHE GASPS:

-..England!

-So, you've done it! Commentators!

-CHEERING

-Carolyn, well done!

-Thank you.

-Cheers!

-Martyn, well done!

-Thank you.

-Captain!

-Well, hey?

-Hey!

CHEERING

-That was especially for me, wasn't it? A cup this size!

-Yes!

Can I just say, pal, three backs!

To dispel the myths where all the brains are!

LAUGHTER

I don't think so. I don't think so, to be honest.

-Hey! England ran you very, very close.

-Mm-hm.

They were looking over most of the time!

LAUGHTER

I didn't want to say that in the first half!

The commentators! Well done! CHEERING

Well, congratulations to all the winners here tonight

and, of course, let's hope that Wales do it on Saturday.

-Sorry, boys!

-CHEERING

And there will be live coverage on Radio 5 Live, the BBC website,

and extended highlights on BBC One and also on BBC Two.

Good luck, Wales, on Saturday. Come on, boys. Take care.

CHEERING