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This programme contains some strong language. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
..Just to show A Question Of Sport doesn't always go according to plan. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
-LAUGHTER -Was that it? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
-That's what I've got to do. -Is that it? -I've got to trip up. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-That's embarrassing, innit? -LAUGHTER | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
That was a bit shit, wasn't it? Was that a bit shit? | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:00:17 | 0:00:18 | |
Then I go, "I don't know what you're talking about, mate." | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
I've got to trip, look back and go, "I don't know what you're talking about, mate." | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
-Yeah. Maybe do the trip before... -Who wrote this? Who wrote this? | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
-Maybe do the trip before I finish, so it's not like... -Oh, OK. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
-"And cue Phil trip!" -OK. -Do you know what I mean? -Oh, this is going to be... | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
-This could take some time. -This is going to be rubbish! -LAUGHTER | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
So I'll just trip just as I get there. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
-MATT MUTTERS -Roll to record. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
THEY SNIGGER | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
PHIL LAUGHS | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
-Right, OK. -Couple of steps, are we? -Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
And three, two, one... | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Hello and welcome to a very special episode of A Question Of Sport, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
just to show that it doesn't always go according to plan. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Don't know what you're talking about, mate. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
-That was shocking! -First time! Boom! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Yes, come on, we know this. Come on, we'll know this. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Other than Sydney... | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Ooh, yeah. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
..name the three Ss to have hosted the Summer Olympics. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:38 | |
-Hoo! -Hoo-hoo! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
-Come on, that's you, that's you! -LAUGHTER | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-Right, Seoul. -Ah, Seoul. -Oh. -Yeah, I was born that year. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
-LAUGHTER -Wh... What did you just say? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
Seoul. I said what you said. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
"Ah, Seoul?" | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Did I hear that? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
"Ah," and "Seoul." | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Oh! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
If I could go red, I would. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
The fact that you kept on saying it! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
I didn't realise. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
-That is three points. You're definitely going on? -That's three. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
But we're going to go with Sam Tomkins. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Correct again. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
Takes you to 4. APPLAUSE | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Cricket, football and snooker. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Snooker... | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
no. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
No? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
No. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
-Can you answer that? -Is that me? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Oh, don't say it's you. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
MATT SNIGGERS | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
-It is you! -No way! -LAUGHTER | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Who is it? Get 'em on! Get 'em on! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Phil, Phil! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
-Mate... -'Hello!' -Hello. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
Phil, we're just filming Question Of Sport at the moment. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Hi, Phil! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
-There's Sue over there. -Hi! -There's Sue. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Who's this? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
Yeah, he doesn't know who he's called. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
'It looks like Matt Dawson.' | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
It is Matt Dawson, yeah, how are you doing? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
You've sat on your phone and called me by mistake, haven't you? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
-'That's right.' -Yeah. -LAUGHTER | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
-I'm going to have to love you and leave you. -Bye, Phil! -Very nice. Say goodbye to everyone. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
-Say "Bye, Phil". -ALL: -Bye! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
-Bye, Phil! See you later, mate. -LAUGHTER | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-'Ta-da, mate.' -Ta-da. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
His wife came in the back of the picture there as well. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-LAUGHTER -Sorry, sorry. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
OK, using the initials of the people you saw in action, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
you need to put them together to form a major sporting event. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
-Oh. -It's two points without a clue, | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
-one point if you need a clue. -OK. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
Triathlon... | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
-Something "road", is it? -"Road"? Is there "road"? -R-O-A-D. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
I just feel so sorry for the audience, | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
cos we are going to be here a long time. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
You have no idea how long this is going to take. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Sporting event, sporting event. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
THEY CONFER | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
What, you mean, like... | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Like, like... Like Royal Ascot? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Yes, a sporting event. LAUGHTER | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
But not like a marathon or anything. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
-Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry! -Yes, that's a sporting event. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
-So anything to do with sport, then? -MATT LAUGHS | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
LAUGHTER Any sporting event. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-A sporting event. -Yes. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
MATT LAUGHS | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
What? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
What have you done? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
I just know you're not going to get it! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
THEY CONFER | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Oh! I'm so sorry. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
-LAUGHTER -I've got it. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
Oh, you got it? Yeah, we got it! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Tour de France? | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
Oh, you've got it again. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
I tell you something, you can come back, young man. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Come back? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
I've just been told I'm captain next week. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
-Tour de France. Ugo Ehiogu. -Ugo Ehiogu. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Oh, it was Ugo Ehiogu? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
You got it, again. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Tour de France? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Well done, Mark. It is Tour de France. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
OK, Vernon, we're going to start with you. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
OK, here we go. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
The term is... | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Frostee Rucker. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
OK. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
Named after his father, DJ Frost, | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Frostee is a defensive end for the Arizona Cardinals | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
in the National Football League, the NFL. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
He was once quoted as saying that he hated Christmas growing up | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
because of the teasing about his name. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
But then he got big. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Really, really big. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
And the jokes stopped. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Frostee Rucker... | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
..is a slang phrase in New Zealand provincial rugby for a player that | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
consistently infringes at the breakdown. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Yes. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
The term is thought to be named after former international | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Harry Frost, who was a particularly Frostee Rucker. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
-Had to be very careful how I said that. -Yes, thank you. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Frostee Rucker is a term in curling, referring to the technique of | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
powerfully sending a stone to clear all of the stones from the house. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:28 | |
A stone used in this way is known as a Frostee Rucker | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
and doesn't require the use of the curling brooms. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
I don't know, just look at... | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
I think it's those bells. I can't take my eyes off his bells there. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
It's just luring me in. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Right, what do you fancy? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
I'm going to go with the Frosty Christmas theme and go with Vernon. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Vernon. What do you fancy? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Well, I fancy Rachel, | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
-but we'll go Vernon. -LAUGHTER | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
So... | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
-Sorry. -LAUGHTER | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
It's the BBC - you've got to be honest. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
-Dead so, mate. -We'll go Vernon. -Do you...? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Well, I want it to be Vernon. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Come on, then. Sue, we're going to go Vernon. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
So let's see who it was. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-Here we go. -Ooh! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
It's not Daws. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
Please don't be Rachel. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
-Yes! -LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Good work. Good work there. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
The roles are reversed now and the term is... | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Santa Claus. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
OK, Amy. You're up first. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Ooh, yes, OK. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
In biathlon events, | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
competitors have support teams that follow them over the course, | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
similar to the Tour de France. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
The support group carry spare skis, rifles, | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
clothing and refreshments all in a big sack. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
Because of this they are known as Santa Claus. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Santa Claus. FC Santa Claus are a team who play... | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Oh, shut up! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Shut up! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
FC Santa Claus are a team who play | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
in the third tier of football in Finland. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
MATT LAUGHS | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
They play in red kit with white trim, obviously. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
-Oh, of course they do! -LAUGHTER | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
And they've got bells on their boots! | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
And their biggest success came in 1994, | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
when they won the Midnattsolscupen, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
or the Cup of the Midnight Sun. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
They play their home games in the capital... | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
-of Lapland. -Oh, jeez! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
OK, Santa Claus. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
The Santa Clause is the nickname given to the legislation | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
in world speedway, regarding transfers between Scandinavian teams | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
and those that are in the UK. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Riders were coming in on short-term loans for matches in bad weather, | 0:08:44 | 0:08:49 | |
because of their experience they had riding in cold conditions. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
This has since been blocked | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
-by the Santa Clause. -LAUGHTER | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
So... | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
So a bit like the Bosman ruling? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Yeah, they just bring them in for bad weather, | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
-they nail it, then they go back. -It's a clause. -The Santa Clause. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
-I like that one. -Yeah. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
FC Santa Claus is so far-fetched it's just ridiculous. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
-FC Santa Claus. -But if it's in Lapland, | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
-that would be so cool. -That's why it's even more far-fetched! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
And... And, Amy? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
-Mine was the biathlon event. -The biathlon. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
-Where they put all the gear in Santa's sack. -Ooh, yeah. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
I like that. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-RACHEL: -I want to go with Amy. -Do you? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Well, I'd buy the video. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
Sorry. Cut that. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Cut that, cut that. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
-Leave it in! Leave it in! -Cut that! Cut that! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
-LAUGHTER -Cut that! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
-Sorry, sorry. -It won't go out at 7:30pm, but it will go out. -I made myself blush there! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:55 | |
Another one. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
Another one of Phil's amazing examples | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
of having no inner monologue. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Oh. Well, I think I'm... | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
slightly leaning this way. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
Go for it. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
# 1-0 | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
# To the Santa Claus! # | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
# Get your beard out for the lads! # | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Oh, no, it's going to be Santa Claus FC, now, innit? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
It is, it is... | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Don't be... | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
I've done 'em, done 'em easy. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:25 | |
Don't be. OK, we'll go with... | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
We'll go with the... | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
The Santa Clause. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Speedway? You're going with Iwan. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
OK. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
-Please. -Who was telling the truth? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
It can't be the football. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
-It can't be. -It can't be the football. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
It is! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
# There's only one Santa Claus! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
# One Santa Claus! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
# There's only one Santa Claus! # | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
-RACHEL: -That's so good! | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
-I can't believe... -No, they can't. No, no. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
-Only two. -Cycling, we're not sure. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
I think she might be Austrian. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
The athlete, the 400 metre runner? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
No, Australian. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
Australian, cos Whitlock is Australian, the darts player. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
-Oh, we've got that! -OK. -Oh, shit, sorry! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
That's all right. That's all right. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
-Added time to my rehab - that's fine, that's fine. -Sorry! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Should have put you on the other side, Anthony. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
-What would you like, team? -Extra point, extra point. -Football. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Just simple extra point? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
-So no question there, just extra point. -Yes. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
-Just get a point. -Where is it, where is it? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
-Here! -Yeah. -Here, OK. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Football, football, football... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Penalty! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
-Yes! -You lose a point. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
-No! -ALL: -Oh! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
No! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
That is a disgrace! | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
That is a total disgrace! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
-Didn't even get a go! -What sort of shithouse show is this? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Didn't even get...even get a chance to hear a question! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
Well, Tuffers, very confident about this. Confident about the answers. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
-You're both locked in. -Yeah. -Are you, really? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
-It's the only thing Ugo writ down. -Yeah. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
"The only thing he writ down?" | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
-Wrote. -Wrote. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
I was going to say...I was going to say, I wrote. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Sorry, can I just take that again? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
It's the only thing he WROTE down. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Put that one in. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
"Writ down." | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
Cor, me mother would be so embarrassed! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
So, let's reveal the answers. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
-SUE GASPS -Oh! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
-Matt's gone for an 8. -You say 9! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
-Tuffers has gone for 9. -It's more than 8. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
-Come on, come on. -The answer is... | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
8! | 0:12:55 | 0:12:56 | |
-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING -No! | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
SUE LAUGHS | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
-No way. -Do you need the video ref, do you? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Whoa! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:11 | |
I've got 4... | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
You probably just writ it down wrong. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
Here's another one to decide control. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
Fingers on the buzzers. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
In which golf's Majors do you win the Green Jacket? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
BELL RINGS Matt? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
-No...! -LAUGHTER | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
BUZZER | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
-The Masters. -Yes, the Masters! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Yes, the Masters! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Next up is women's football. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
We could get a point here if we get this right, | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
if we get this right... | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
But we're going to pass it over. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Who did USA beat in the final of the 2015 Women's World Cup? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
I watched it. I watched it. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Was it... Was it...? No, it wasn't Canada? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
-We beat Canada. -It was... | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Was it China? Canada? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
Oh, who was it? I saw it. The American girl scored three goals. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
-I thought... -Japan? -Did we not lose to Canada? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Yes, it might have been Japan! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Japan, say it, I think you've got that right. Say it, say it! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Japan? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
Is the right answer! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
Here is your first question. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Which of these sporting events is the oldest? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
And your time starts now. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Cheltenham favourite, is it, or...? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Snooker's been going a while. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
-Ooh, better move them. -THEY CONFER | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
What's your favourite, what's your favourite? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
I would say the Tour de France. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
-Tour de France. -The oldest. -What's your favourite | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
-as being the oldest? Tour de France? -Five seconds. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
-Tour de France. -Tour de France. -Tour de France? -Yeah. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Tour de France... | 0:14:54 | 0:14:55 | |
-HORN BLARES -Ooh! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
That was a mistake right there. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Cheltenham Gold Cup... | 0:15:03 | 0:15:04 | |
1924. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
-Oh, dear. -World Snooker Championship.. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
1927. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
Oh, come on! No chance. No chance. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
Tour de France... | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
1903. You are right! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING -Boom, boom, boom! | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Leave them there. Don't worry, leave them there. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
-They'll come and take them. -Don't start moving them around. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
I was, I was... | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
I was happily going to pass | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
-my balls to Sue. -There's someone coming in to do it. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
Can we have Len Ganley in, please? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Oh, there's the BBC. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
There's the BBC for you. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
MATT CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
A nice velvet bag | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
-for everyone to put their balls in. -LAUGHTER | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
There we go. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
Matt, you are going first for one point. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
What film is this? | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
OK. They're the...Waughs. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
-Waughs. -Waughs. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:06 | |
Waughs. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
-You did say film, didn't you? -Yes. What film? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
They have a little nickname for me, the Waugh twins. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
They used to call me Vindaloo. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
Cos every time I came on to bowl, I gave them the runs. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Oh! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
-I know. Nasty pair, they were. -How cruel! | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
-They were cruel, they were cruel. -LAUGHTER | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Bloody good, though, they were. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Phil, I'm going to ask Matt a question | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
-and he will write his answer down. -Yep. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Your job is to try and guess what he's gone for. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Will he go to the obvious answer or will he try and double bluff you? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
I have to guess what is in Tuffers's head? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:47 | 0:16:48 | |
-Yes. I didn't say it was easy. -No. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
We might be all right here, boys. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:54 | 0:16:55 | |
So, this is question one. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
Matt, write down a team that Michael Owen has played for | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
in the Premier League. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
That's that. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:06 | |
-What other ones are there? -Is it...? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Ooh, I don't know. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
Oh, here, there you go. That one. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
Oh, yeah, of course. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
Right, OK. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Well, we've only got three clubs. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
-Yeah. -Ooh. -I don't think... | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
-One more. -Er... | 0:17:24 | 0:17:25 | |
Newcastle. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Newcastle, Man United and Liverpool. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
-Yeah. -Oh, that's it! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Oh, come on! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
-APPLAUSE -Come on, come on! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
I forgot about Man United. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Oh, it's started already. Look, I've done it already. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
-I'm in his head! -LAUGHTER | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
I'm in his head, creeping round in his head, like that. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
No chance! | 0:17:51 | 0:17:52 | |
I'm in there, I'm in there, I'm in there. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
-In there. -OK, need an answer. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
-Go on. -Right, it's locked in. OK? OK. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
Tuffers, what do you think he's written? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Erm, Newcastle. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
Oh, bollocks! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
-APPLAUSE -Sorry! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
Just to confirm it. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
Yeah! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
See, I was in there. I was in there. I was in there. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
-Come on. -Right, Phil, write down the team name | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
of one of the three major sports franchises based in Pittsburgh. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
-OK, I've got this one. -Yeah. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
-Yeah. -But this is ice hockey. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
-Yeah? -This is football, of course. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
-Yeah? -And I think this is baseball. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
-Yeah. -And there's no NBA. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
-So, there's only... -Yeah. -Yeah, perfect. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
-There's maybe a major league. -Boom, boom, boom. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
So, which one are you going to write down? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
Yeah! Fancy that one? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah? -Totally, yeah. -Why not? | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Under the table. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
Right, it's locked in. Daws, over to you. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
There's going to be the Penguins, the Steelers, | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
or the baseball - we don't know. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
Ooh. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
-Ooh! -Interesting. -Aha. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
What's the baseball team? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:15 | |
-Aha! -Do you like that...? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
-Aha! -Pirates? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
-Hm? -Pittsburgh Pirates. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
It could well be the Pittsburgh Pirates. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
-However... -LAUGHTER | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Are we happy with Steelers or Penguins? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
-PIRATE ACCENT: -It's up to you, man. It's up to you. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
-PIRATE ACCENT: -You do what you want, mate. You do what you want. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
He's actually gone pirate! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
What's that? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
Now he knows that I can't go pirate. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Because he keeps making more jokes, more jokes! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
-Ugh! -Maybe they don't exist. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
-What are you going with? -What do you want to go with, guys? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Go with one that we at least know exists. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
-The Steelers. -Yeah, let's go with that. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
-OK, we'll go with Steelers. -LAUGHTER | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
You're going with Steelers? | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
-Don't say pirates. -And it is... | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
He's spelled "penguiens"! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Genius! You're such an idiot! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
So, you've got two choices. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
One last chance, Tuffers. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Now, it's the tennis player and the gymnast. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Is it... Not marzipan? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
-LAUGHTER -It's not marzipan. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
Is it marzipan? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
What's the name? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:54 | |
Frangipan? Frangipon? Frangipon? | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
-Frangipan? -Something like that. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Frangipan? Frangipan? | 0:20:58 | 0:20:59 | |
Frangipan? Frangipan? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
I know we don't have to spell it. Do we actually have to say it? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Well...yes. LAUGHTER | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
It's a bit tricky trying to come up | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
with another way of giving me the answer. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
I hate crosswords. I never do crosswords! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-LAUGHTER -They drive me mental! | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Sudoku, I'm not bad. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
All right, we're going to go... It's got to be the six across. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
-Yes, Sue? -Yep? -Six across... | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
-Yeah? -..is the gymnast. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
Yes. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
..who we are going to call... | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
We are going to call her... | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
-Franga-pengy. -LAUGHTER | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
Well, let's have a look. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
-And I think we'll give it to you. -Yes! | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
It's Fragapane! | 0:21:57 | 0:21:58 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
I'm going to go three. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
-You're going three? -Yeah. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
Heptathlon and long jump, let's have a look. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
-Oh, the long jump, just threw that in there. -Oh, no! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
-GROANING -Threw that in there! | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
-Did the long jump as well. -Three in the heptathlon, | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
two in the long jump. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
-Ooh, so... -Well done. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
-Sneaky. -SUE LAUGHS | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
-OK, Tuffers... -Oh, shit! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
He's fallen down a hole again. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
-There's a hole there. There's a hole there. -What have you...? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Sorry. Sorry, Sue. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
I wondered what had happened there. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
-I thought you'd broken the chair. -No...the leg went down a hole. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
There's a hole there. What did they put a hole there for? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
Sorry. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:48 | |
Well recovered, Chris, anyway. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
You did that well, you held him. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
And now, all of a sudden, you need 8 to win. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Sorry. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:00 | |
Do you want to do that again? | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Shall we do that again? Can we do that again? Let's do that again. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
I can do it a lot slicker than that! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
You know they're going to leave that one in, though, man. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
A lot slicker than that! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
-That doesn't bode well for what I'm about to do. -No. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
I was going to say, steeplechase! | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
Erm, oh...Leeds play there. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
Elland Road? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
-Yes. -Correct! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Not your first one but your... | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
-Second serve? -Correct. -Yes. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
-Oh, here we go. -LAUGHTER | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
Winter Olympics. What am I in? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
-Bobsleigh? -Luge? -No, what am I in? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
-A bullet... -Toboggan? -They've said it. They said it, go. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
Oh, OK. I'm going for the... | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
-The one... -Snooker. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
Snooker. What's that one? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
-Triangle? -Billiards? -Yeah, no! | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
-Back pocket? -Where the balls go in. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:52 | |
-Back pocket. -Snooker pocket. -Yes, but it's in the... | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
-Corner pocket! -Yes! | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
Dame... Dame, the runner... | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
-Dame Edna? -No! | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
1,500 metres! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:04 | |
-Kelly Holmes. -Yes! -Kelly Holmes, yes. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
-I'm not... -Cut! | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
-Move on, I don't know that one! -LAUGHTER | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
OK, your time starts now. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
Go, go, get the word. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
Get the word. What is it? What is it? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
-Tug of war. -Oh! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
Get the next one! | 0:24:27 | 0:24:28 | |
Next one, next one! | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
Get the thing! | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
-Come on! -Here, here, here. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Ooh! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:34 | |
Synchronised swimming? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
-Yes, yes! -Come on, quick, quick! -LAUGHTER | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
Get it, get it. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Oh, right. Stand there, like that. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
-Now jump up. -Rugby! Lineout, lineout! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Yes! Come on, come on! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
-I enjoyed that one. -LAUGHTER | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Get it out. What is it? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
-BOTH: -Ooh! | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
Bobsleigh! Bobsleigh! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:54 | |
-BOTH: -Yes! -Come on, come on! | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
-Pull it! Get it, quick! -SHE LAUGHS | 0:24:57 | 0:24:58 | |
Get it. What is it? | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
-BOTH: -Oh! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:01 | |
Ice-skating, speed skating? | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
-No. Who did it? -Torvill and Dean. Torvill and Dean! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
-BOTH: -Yes! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
Get it! What is it? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
-BOTH: -Oh! -You play football. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
-I'm sitting here. -And then I'm over here. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
-Referee? -No! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Sitting on a bench! Substitute, substitute! | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
Yes! | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
-Pull it with the elf, it's quicker! -LAUGHTER | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Come on! Quick! | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
Badminton, tennis, table tennis? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
-Yes! -Table tennis. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
-Oh! -It's there, it's there! -LAUGHTER | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
Oh, rugby, rugby! | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Boof! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:38 | |
High tackle, high tackle! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
Yes! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
Sorry! It's there. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
-Quick! -WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
-Bobsleigh? -LAUGHTER | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
Oh, panto horse! | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
On the bike! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
Oh, tandem? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:01 | |
Tuffers, I was impressed. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
I was so impressed that you managed to manipulate | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
-every single... -LAUGHTER | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
..single sporting item into the fact | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
that you ended up behind Amy. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
That was amazing. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
-Where did it go? -Quick, quick, quick! | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
-Oh! -Ooh, the brooms. -Ten pin bowling? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
What's it called?! | 0:26:25 | 0:26:26 | |
-Yes! -Your hair, if it's not straight... | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
Curl. Curling! | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
-BOTH: -Yes! | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
-Quick, that one! -Quick! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Not yellow! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
-Red card! -Yes! | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
Come on, Rach! | 0:26:39 | 0:26:40 | |
Er, oh... | 0:26:40 | 0:26:41 | |
Pass! Volleyball? | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
-BOTH: -Yes! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
Good stuff. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
Quick, quick, quick! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:47 | |
-Erm... -Here we go. -A big one! A big guy! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
-Quarterback! -Rach, Rach! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
-I don't know! -Quarterback? | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
-Yes! -LAUGHTER | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
I should've done it the other way! | 0:26:57 | 0:26:58 | |
Quick, quick! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
-Erm, big fat guy. -Hug, hug! | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
-Scrum, scrum! -SHE SHOUTS | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
Tackle! | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
Sumo wrestling. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:07 | |
Yes! APPLAUSE | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
Come on! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:10 | |
Quick. Sumo wrestling! | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
-Oh! -Badminton? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:16 | |
Yes! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
-Come on. -WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
-ALL: -Oh! | 0:27:20 | 0:27:21 | |
APPLAUSE Oh, very good. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Surely, surely. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
-Well done, team. -Very well done. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
Can we just do the sumo wrestling again? | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
It's fun when things don't quite go as... | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
Oh, fuck it! | 0:27:42 | 0:27:43 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
It's fun when things don't... | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
Give me the script. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
"It's fun when things don't go... | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
"to plan." | 0:27:55 | 0:27:56 | |
"It's fun when things don't go quite to plan." | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
It's fun when things don't go quite to plan, isn't it? | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
It's fun when things don't go quite to plan, isn't it? | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
Right, OK. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:04 | |
It's fun when things don't go quite to plan, isn't it? | 0:28:04 | 0:28:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:28:08 | 0:28:09 | |
OK. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:12 | |
OK, it's fun when things don't go quite to plan, isn't it? | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
-Ready. -Two, one... | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
It's fun when things don't go quite to plan, isn't it? | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
It never goes to plan with you, Phil, does it? | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
Listen, we'll be back with Sue very, very soon. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
Hopefully, things will go a little bit more smoothly. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
Until then... | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
Has anyone got 10p for the meter? | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
Now, that's comedy! | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 |