Premier League Special A Question of Sport


Premier League Special

Sue Barker hosts a Premier League edition of the sports quiz. Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by Dion Dublin, Graeme Le Saux, Darren Bent and Alex Scott.


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Hello, and welcome. Tonight, we are celebrating 25 years of the English

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Premier League, where teams have been competing for this magnificent

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trophy. I will now hand over to our pitch reporter, Conor McNamara -

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-he has the team news for this crucial match.

-Thank you, Sue.

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You won't be surprised to hear that both teams have gone for the classic

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Question of Sport formation - 1-1-1 -

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with the captains taking up the central pivotal position.

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Both of these teams have got an attacking thread,

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but married with defensive steel as well.

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First of all, for AFC Dawson, it's Alex Scott and Dion Dublin!

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CHEERING

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And facing them, for Tufnell Town, it's Darren Bent and Graeme Le Saux.

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I've never played at such a low level!

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Thank you very much, looking forward to this one,

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and we'll hear more from Connor a little later -

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he will be keeping a close eye on proceedings.

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Before we start the questions,

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let's take a look at the teams that have been crowned Premier League champions.

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COMMENTATOR: Here's Shearer.

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That's absolutely brilliant!

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And he's onside, this could be even more of a fairy tale.

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Tony Adams! Oh, what a finish!

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In for Cole, scores!

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Mario Balotelli, he has got it through, Sergio Aguero!

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Sergio Aguero has done it!

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..Lovren goes for it.

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Ohhhhh!

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What a screamer!

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Into the box, brilliant!

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It is a blue day at Stamford Bridge.

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APPLAUSE

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Great scenes, there,

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and all the questions tonight are about the Premier League.

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We're kicking things off with a one-minute round.

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Matt, your team are up first.

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-Here we go.

-Ready.

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Which current Stoke City player has scored the most headed goals...

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-Peter Crouch.

-Yes.

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Which stadium is this?

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Is that... Sports Direct?

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-Oh, Fulham!

-No.

-Craven...

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Reading.

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-No.

-Swansea City.

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-No.

-Notts County.

-Walsall.

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-No.

-Move on.

-Bob Bradley was the first man from which country to...

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-America.

-Yeah.

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Which Sheffield United player scored the first ever Premier

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-League goal?

-Brian Deane.

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Yes. Which two teams badges are mashed up here?

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Watford. And...

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Sheffield Wednesday...

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Watford's right.

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-Blackburn...

-No.

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-Huddersfield?

-No.

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-Colchester...

-No. These three

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players all shared their surnames with words

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that might follow "off".

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-They are football players.

-Side!

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Take a look at the names.

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Erm, Matt Le Tissier?

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No.

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Shaw.

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Yes, Shaw.

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Shaw off. Off..load.

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-Off, off...

-Remi...

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WHISTLE

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We will fill in those blanks.

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-Remi Garde.

-Off guard.

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Matt Targett.

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Off target.

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Off guard. You got Watford, from the badges, the other one was Wigan.

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-Oh!

-And the football stadium...

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Anyone know?

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It was City Ground.

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Notts County... Nearly.

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So, five points scored.

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Come on, fellas. Could go 1-0 up here, come on.

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-Or not.

-Yeah, or not!

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Ready? Here we go.

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James Vaughan took which record from James Milner by scoring against

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Crystal Palace in 2005?

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-Youngest ever goal-scorer.

-Mm-hm.

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Which two teams badges are mashed up here?

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-Brighton...

-No.

-Hull City?

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-Yes.

-And The Swallows...

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Go on, quickly.

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-No?

-No.

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-Erm...

-No?

-No.

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Which Irishman has scored the most Premier League own goals?

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-Richard Dunne.

-Yes.

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Of the 49 clubs to have played in the Premier League,

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which of them is last alphabetically?

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Wigan, Watford, West Brom...

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Nope.

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-Wolves.

-Yeah. Which Premier League ground is this?

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-Go on, boys.

-Bournemouth.

-Charlton Athletic.

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Yes. These three Premier League players all share surnames with jobs.

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Look at Spurs, jobs, right, Anthony...

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-Well, jobs... Surgeon...

-Plummer...

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Yes.

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-Great shout!

-Thank you.

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Bricklayer!

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Taxi driver.

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WHISTLE

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SPEECH DROWNED BY APPLAUSE

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-Gardener.

-Oh, gardener!

-Gardner! Anthony Gardner it was.

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Marcus Painter was the other one we were looking for.

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And it was Hull City and Cardiff City.

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Those are the ones we were looking for.

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Well, at the end of the opening round, Matt is on 5,

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Phil in front on 6.

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Got away with that.

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It's Sports Action time now and we have got some great goals for you.

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Watch closely.

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Oh, it's a deep cross towards Di Canio,

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what a shot!

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Yeboah here scored the second.

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Look at that! Look at that!

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..to Klinsmann. That's what they paid the money for,

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that's what the fans have been streaming up the motorway for.

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Chance for Collymore. He has won it!

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Kevin Keegan can't believe it.

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Two others up with him, Sturridge and Ward.

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The Costa Rican quite happy to run at the Manchester defence.

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But he has gone right through them, Wanchope, and he has scored!

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What a fantastic goal.

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Phillips! Brilliant! Brilliant!

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Now, here's Bergkamp, he has turned Dabizas!

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What a goal!

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Dempsey has had a long hard look at this.

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Here comes the American.

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He cannot do anything wrong at the moment.

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Breezes past a couple of defenders.

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Here's Cantona...

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He's done it.

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You could watch that again.

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Can we?

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May not help.

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Matt, we're coming to you first. Which of these has scored the most

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Premier League goals in their career?

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Tony Yeboah, Jurgen Klinsmann or Mario Balotelli.

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OK. They weren't in the Premier League that long, were they?

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Any of them. We will go between Klinsmann and Tony Yeboah.

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I have seen more of his goals -

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been shown - than I have his goals.

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-Who are you going for?

-Klinsmann.

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You're going for Jurgen Klinsmann, are you?

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-Interesting.

-Let's have a look.

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Who has the most Premier League goals? It is Jurgen Klinsmann! You get the point, yes!

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As you get it right, you get a chance for a bonus point.

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Ooooh!

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Which team was Jurgen Klinsmann scoring against?

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-Sheffield Wednesday.

-Is the right answer!

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Phil, which of these three has scored the most goals?

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Clint Dempsey, Gus Poyet or Paulo Wanchope.

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Right, just off the top of my

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head, I was going to think him.

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He scored a lot of goals for Chels.

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I'm going Clint Dempsey.

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He kept them up.

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Scored a lot for Fulham.

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Scored basically every time for Fulham.

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-Happy with that?

-Yeah.

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-Clint Dempsey.

-Going with Dempsey...

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Let's have a look.

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-Yes!

-Well done.

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I backed off, I backed off.

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Always scored for them. All-time record Premier League goal-scorer.

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For your bonus, which team was Clint Dempsey scoring against?

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It wasn't Man U, was it?

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I was thinking red...

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I was thinking perhaps red...

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I reckon it could have been Man U.

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-Yeah. Go on.

-Manchester United.

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No, it wasn't, it was Sunderland.

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-Red, it was.

-Red, yeah.

-No bonus there.

-Bad luck.

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Matt, which of these three have scored the most Premier League

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goals?

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Kevin Phillips, Dennis Bergkamp, Chris Sutton.

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Chris Sutton! Look at him!

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Goodness... Who's got the most goals?

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He won the Golden Boot.

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-Same year as you. Did he?

-Same year as me.

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Same year as you?

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Did you win...? Just dropped that in!

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Just drop that in that you won Golden Boot...

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Don't tell everybody, don't tell everybody.

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"Sorry, yeah, I don't know anything about anyone, but..."

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HE CHUCKLES

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"..he won the Golden Boot the same year as me."

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LAUGHTER

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Is it just a freak coincidence

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you've got it with you in the dressing room?

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LAUGHTER

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-Who are you thinking of, Daws?

-We'll go with Chris Sutton, Sue.

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-OK.

-Wrong, wrong, wrong.

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Oh? "Wrong, wrong, wrong," you're saying over here?

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Well, no, no, not necessarily.

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-I just thought it might have been Kevin Phillips, that's all.

-Yeah.

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It's a hard call, that.

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I think we would have gone Kevin Phillips if it...

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If it wasn't for the... SHE MOUTHS

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-If it wasn't for Dion.

-LAUGHTER

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But, you know...

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And is Dion right?

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-No!

-Oh-ho-ho!

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I think Kevin Phillips won the Golden Boot 2002...

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2002!

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He's a good player, a very good player.

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Bad luck. No bonus question for you.

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Phil, finally, for your team,

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which of these has the most Premier League goals?

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-Stan Collymore, Paolo Di Canio, or Eric Cantona?

-Crikey. Right.

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Yeah, we don't fancy Di Canio, do we?

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He's not scored as many goals as Eric Cantona, surely?

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-Surely not, no?

-I'll just throw in there...

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I just wondered, because of, you know...

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Naturally, Dion playing at Manchester United,

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whether he played with the great Eric Cantona,

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and he said, "No, no, no, I think you'll find they bought Eric Cantona

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"because I was injured."

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LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE

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Some would say that was a like-for-like replacement.

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-LAUGHTER

-Others wouldn't.

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Oh, boys, what do we reckon?

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-It's got to be Stan, ain't it?

-Got to be Stan, ain't it?

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Got to be Stan. I think it has. Got to be.

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Well, they're all nodding, which is a lie, I reckon.

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-LAUGHTER

-Got to be.

-Got to be.

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-I've got a fancy for Cantona. I've got a fancy for Cantona.

-Have you?

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-Have you got a split decision on your team?

-Yeah, we have.

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I'll... I'll...

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-Right, Captain's decision.

-Go on. Of course.

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I'm going to go with Eric Cantona, Sue.

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-Oh, my goodness me.

-Ooh! Split decision!

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Or was it Stan?

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It was Cantona!

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APPLAUSE

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And, for your final chance at a bonus point,

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Eric Cantona was scoring but who was passing to him?

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Brian McClair.

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-It was, yes!

-Oh!

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APPLAUSE

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I've made it up. I've made up for it, I've made up for it.

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And, at the end of the round,

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Matt is on 7, Phil's team in front on 9.

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APPLAUSE

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It's time for a Top Ten now.

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-And, Phil, your team are up first - you have goalkeepers.

-Oh.

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You have to name the ten goalkeepers

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that have the most Premier League clean sheets,

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-not including the current season.

-Right, Seaman...

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There's a point for each correct answer

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but, if you get one wrong, you'll lose all of your points.

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-So, will you know when to stop?

-Schmeichel...

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Have you got a definite that you want to start with?

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Yes, definite. Which one do we fancy definite?

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-Peter Schmeichel.

-Schmeichel.

-Schmeichel.

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-Going with...

-Peter.

-..Peter Schmeichel.

-Yeah.

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Is he on the list?

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-Oh!

-Oh, my...!

-AUDIENCE MURMURS

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LAUGHTER

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That's our banker?!

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Do you want to stop there, then? You got a point!

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Um... Cor.

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-David Seaman, Sue.

-He's number one.

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Going with David Seaman. Let's have a look.

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-Oh!

-He's there - that's fine. Another point scored.

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-Petr Cech.

-Yeah? OK.

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Go for it. That was quick.

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That's the one, Darren - right at the top.

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-APPLAUSE

-Who are we missing, then?

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David James is definitely...

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-Go on, mate, you said it.

-David James?

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David James is...

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-..number two on the list.

-Yes.

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APPLAUSE

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Whoa, hold on a minute, hold on a minute!

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Peter Schmeichel's ten!

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-We going van der Sar? Van der Sar?

-Definitely.

-Definitely?

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-100%.

-Yeah.

-Yeah?

-Go on.

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Edwin van der Sar.

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You've got a worried captain there.

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-You've gone with van der Sar.

-Yeah.

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Yes!

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APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

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You've got five points, you don't have to go on.

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-Nigel Martyn, Sue.

-Nigel Martyn?

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Yes!

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APPLAUSE

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So are you going on? Or are...?

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-I think we stick.

-Bottle it?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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HE LAUGHS

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We are going to stick, Sue.

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OK. If you were going to go on?

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-We would have gone, perhaps...

-Who would have been your first..?

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-Perhaps Pepe Reina or Tim...

-Oh!

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That's a great shout.

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-Oh.

-Great shout.

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-Tim Flowers.

-Tim Flowers - if you'd have said Tim Flowers...

-Yeah?

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..you would've lost six points.

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-Yeah. That's why we didn't say it.

-No.

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LAUGHTER

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Who was your shout? Who do you think number three is?

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-Robinson.

-Oh, Paul Robinson.

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Oh, Paul Robinson, Blackburn.

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-He is not on the list.

-Oh?

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Let's have a look.

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Number nine first.

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-Brad Friedel.

-Oh!

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Played for 700 games.

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Number eight.

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Tim Howard.

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Clean sheets?!

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Daws, you were never there!

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-Number six, you did mention.

-Pepe Reina.

-Pepe Reina.

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And number three -

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Mark Schwarzer.

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-Ah, well.

-We'll take six.

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Six points scored. Very well done. Very well done.

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APPLAUSE

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OK, Matt, you have to name the ten teams

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that have lost over 240 games in the Premier League.

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Again, not including the current season.

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OK, are we then focusing on the teams

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that maybe have come up and gone back down?

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But have lost a load of them?

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-Yeah, but I think they're always up and down...

-True, good shout.

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I like this. I think you're onto something there, and it's that area,

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-lower middle...

-Palace.

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-Lower middle...

-Palace have lost a lot of games.

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-Have they been in the league a lot?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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Palace?

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-OK, we're going to start with West Ham.

-Are we?

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-Starting with West Ham.

-Yeah.

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Are they on the list?

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Yes, they are. Well done.

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Is 240 number one or number ten?

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West Ham are over 330.

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-OK.

-Yeah, this one.

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Sunderland.

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You're going for Sunderland.

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-Yes. OK.

-What about Southampton?

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Southampton?

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-Yes!

-Yes.

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Newcastle?

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Villa!

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Not when I was there.

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LAUGHTER

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Not when I was there.

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-No loyalties here - it's a quiz.

-Not when I was there.

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Aston Villa. Surely.

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Been in it for every single year apart from this year. Got to be.

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-Aston Villa.

-Is Aston Villa on the list?

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Ooh!

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Another one. It's Everton. It's Everton.

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Got to be.

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Everton have lost as many games as Aston Villa.

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They've been in there...

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They've been in the Premier League the whole way through,

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and they've been either mid-table, relegation battle,

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recently they've been scrapping to get... Know what I mean?

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Everton, it's got to be number one.

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Would we do that to you?

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-Yes, you would, yes, you would. That's exactly...

-Oh, God! No way!

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-That's exactly what you would do.

-LAUGHTER

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Let's see if Everton is on the list.

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APPLAUSE

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Yes!

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-Now, big question...

-It is a big question, Sue.

-You've got five.

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How confident are you to go on?

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Or are you going to take you five and run?

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I'm just thinking, there probably is one more.

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-Coventry.

-Cov City.

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Cov City, yes.

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-Another one of your clubs.

-Yes!

-LAUGHTER

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-Didn't get the Golden Boot that year, did you?

-No, I didn't.

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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-We can't lose five points.

-No, you'd be out of the game.

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Then, OK, we're going to freeze, but our next choice was Coventry City.

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If you had gone Coventry City,

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you would have lost five points.

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So, let's have a look. Number ten, just over 240.

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Liverpool.

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-Wow.

-Interesting.

-Number nine, I don't think you mentioned these.

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-Blackburn Rovers.

-Ah! Never, in a million years.

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Number eight. Didn't mention this one.

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-Wow.

-Wow.

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Number five, you almost went for.

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-Would've been the next one.

-And number four?

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Spurs.

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So, with the scores standing at Matt on 12, Phil in front on 15,

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let's hand over to Conor, with the story of the match so far.

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Well, AFC Dawson, Sue, had to absorb a lot of early pressure there,

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but I think they rallied well towards the end of the first half.

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Bent and Le Saux got on the scoresheet

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very quickly for Tufnell Town,

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Bent showing some real precision, I thought, in front of goal

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with his Richard Dunne answer.

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The skipper of Tufnell Town showed all of his leadership qualities -

0:19:250:19:28

he plumped for Dempsey and Cantona,

0:19:280:19:31

keeping his side with their noses in front.

0:19:310:19:33

But I think a real head-in-hands moment when Daws went with Dublin

0:19:330:19:37

and opted for Sutton over Phillips, again, goal at his mercy.

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And I'm just going to bend down

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to pick up the name drop of the Golden Boot.

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-LAUGHTER

-Tufnell nearly fell from grace

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as he went with Schmeichel in the first up of the Top Ten

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but his team, I think, steadies the ship,

0:19:520:19:54

is the fairest way to say it.

0:19:540:19:55

Alex Scott really started to come into her own

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towards the end of the half, in the Top Ten -

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couple of absolute screamers.

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And, despite the captain's allegiances to Everton,

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the team managed to secure five points.

0:20:040:20:06

Conor McNamara!

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APPLAUSE

0:20:080:20:09

OK, it is mystery guest time now.

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And we've raided the archives for four Premier League stars that have

0:20:180:20:22

featured on the show.

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OK, teams, keep your eyes peeled.

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Oooh! Right.

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Daws, as you're trailing, you get to pick one of those first.

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-Ledley King.

-You are correct.

0:21:320:21:35

Yes! Well done. The Spurs defender, well done.

0:21:350:21:38

-Phil?

-I don't know if they'll get the last one.

0:21:430:21:45

I'm not sure they'll get Shearer.

0:21:450:21:47

Nah, they'll get him.

0:21:470:21:48

It's definitely Shearer. Alan Shearer, Sue.

0:21:480:21:51

You're going for Alan Shearer

0:21:510:21:53

and you are right, yes!

0:21:530:21:56

The league's all-time record goal-scorer.

0:21:560:21:58

-Have you got them all?

-We're not 100% sure on that one, are we?

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Your last guess.

0:22:070:22:09

OK. We'll go with Tim Cahill.

0:22:090:22:11

You're going with Tim Cahill?

0:22:110:22:13

-Happy with that? Ooh, didn't have it.

-Don't know.

0:22:130:22:17

You are correct, yes!

0:22:170:22:19

It was Tim Cahill.

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So, do you have the other one?

0:22:260:22:28

Yeah. You've got it, mate.

0:22:280:22:29

-Darren got it.

-Jay-Jay Okocha?

0:22:290:22:32

Yes, he's the fourth one, full house. Well done, well done.

0:22:320:22:35

Well done to both teams in that round.

0:22:400:22:42

Matt has moved onto 14, Phil still in front on 17.

0:22:420:22:45

Well, now we're heading to the final stage of the match,

0:22:540:22:57

it is the Sprint Finish and Matt is up first.

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Come on! Come on!

0:23:000:23:02

All right.

0:23:080:23:09

-Come on!

-Here we go. Time starts now.

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Oh, the bottom three teams are in the...

0:23:130:23:16

-Relegation zone.

-Yes!

0:23:160:23:18

Oh! Not Newcastle, Sunderland but the other one?

0:23:180:23:21

-Middlesbrough.

-Yes, yes!

0:23:210:23:23

Oh, every certain parts of the year, year divided into 12.

0:23:230:23:28

-Yes?

-The year divided into 12.

0:23:280:23:30

-Autumn, seasons!

-Yeah...

0:23:300:23:32

No! Divided by 12!

0:23:320:23:33

-Oh, sorry, months, months!

-Yes!

0:23:330:23:35

-And that is scored.

-The goal of the month!

0:23:350:23:38

Yes, yeah, yeah!

0:23:380:23:39

Oh, nickname for my team Everton.

0:23:390:23:41

-Rubbish!

-Yes!

-Toffees!

-Yes!

0:23:410:23:43

Certain Man United manager would always have...

0:23:460:23:50

-Fergie, Fergie time.

-Correct. Er...

0:23:500:23:52

Oh, I think Burnley play there.

0:23:520:23:55

I think, do they?

0:23:550:23:56

-No, move on.

-What do you, not the grass...

0:23:560:23:59

-Turf, turf...

-Turf Moor!

0:23:590:24:00

Yes!

0:24:000:24:01

Oh, oh, very tall number four for Arsenal, scored...

0:24:010:24:05

-Vieira.

-John Adams!

0:24:050:24:07

-Oh, um... Er...

-Come on!

0:24:070:24:09

A very nice tower in the north-west of England on the beach,

0:24:090:24:13

lovely pier.

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-North!

-A place, it's a place.

0:24:150:24:17

Blackpool Tower, Blackpool Tower!

0:24:170:24:19

Yes! Blackpool.

0:24:190:24:20

Ooh! Er... Der-der-der, de-de-der-der-der,

0:24:200:24:22

-de-de-de-der-der...

-Morse code!

0:24:220:24:25

-De-der-der-de-de-der!

-Football!

0:24:250:24:27

-At the end of Grandstand...

-WHISTLE

0:24:270:24:30

What was that?! What was that?

0:24:370:24:39

Well done, skipper.

0:24:460:24:48

Am I getting a bit too old?

0:24:490:24:51

You were like, "What are you talking about right now?"

0:24:530:24:56

The vidiprinter.

0:24:570:24:59

-No idea.

-What?

-You don't know what vidiprinter is?

0:24:590:25:02

No idea what that is.

0:25:020:25:04

I think if you got "At the end of Grandstand" earlier that might be...

0:25:040:25:09

-It did do that, didn't it?

-Yeah.

-Dee-dee-dee!

0:25:090:25:11

-I got it straightaway.

-I thought it was a fax machine at first.

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I was with you.

0:25:140:25:16

Nickname for Everton, how could you do that?

0:25:180:25:21

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. I apologise.

0:25:210:25:24

Anyway, you scored a magnificent eight points.

0:25:240:25:26

Well done.

0:25:260:25:27

-OK, Tuffers, up you come.

-Let's go, come on.

0:25:340:25:36

Let's have it.

0:25:360:25:37

OK, ready?

0:25:440:25:46

-Yes.

-Here we go.

0:25:460:25:48

Oh, um... Oh, who...

0:25:480:25:49

Oh, oh, Mourinho!

0:25:490:25:51

-Jose!

-No, it was his nickname!

0:25:510:25:53

-Special One.

-Special One.

-Yes, yes, yes, yes.

0:25:530:25:55

-Oh, they just got promoted. Blue and white stripes.

-Brighton!

0:25:550:25:58

-The other one.

-Huddersfield.

0:25:580:26:00

Yes, yes, yes.

0:26:000:26:01

Oh, every Saturday night you watch...

0:26:010:26:05

-Match Of The Day!

-Correct!

0:26:050:26:06

Centre half for Liverpool.

0:26:060:26:08

Famous, played all the time!

0:26:080:26:10

-SCOUSE ACCENT:

-All right, mate, all right.

0:26:100:26:12

-Carragher, Jamie Carragher.

-Yes, yes!

0:26:120:26:14

-Oh, what are...

-Seagulls.

0:26:140:26:16

-Yes!

-Yes!

0:26:160:26:18

-Keep going!

-Not five, what's after that?

0:26:180:26:22

-Ten!

-Six.

-Yes. And it's a dog.

0:26:220:26:24

-It's a dog.

-A dog?

0:26:260:26:28

-Six pointer!

-Yes!

0:26:280:26:30

-Golden balls!

-Becks!

-Beckham!

0:26:320:26:34

Yes!

0:26:340:26:35

Could have been Dion.

0:26:350:26:37

-Fulham play there!

-Craven Cottage!

-Yes! Yes!

0:26:370:26:39

-Keep going.

-What am I?

0:26:390:26:41

What am I?

0:26:410:26:43

Ostrich, ostrich!

0:26:430:26:45

Swansea?

0:26:450:26:46

Yes!

0:26:460:26:48

Come on!

0:26:500:26:51

I don't know. I put my foot in a... Arrrgh!

0:26:520:26:54

-A boot!

-No!

0:26:540:26:57

WHISTLE

0:26:570:26:59

How did you get Swansea from that?!

0:27:160:27:20

Do you know what? The scary thing is I think I'm on his wavelength.

0:27:210:27:25

We're worried for you.

0:27:250:27:28

Six pointer, I mean...

0:27:280:27:29

And it's a dog.

0:27:290:27:31

-Arf, arf!

-Did you actually point, as well, or not?

0:27:320:27:35

I don't know!

0:27:350:27:37

Oh, well, counting up the scores,

0:27:390:27:41

you only missed out on one,

0:27:410:27:43

you scored nine and you win the match!

0:27:430:27:45

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:450:27:48

What a great match that was -

0:27:570:27:59

competitive throughout, just like the Premier League.

0:27:590:28:02

And if you want to see Conor's post-match interviews

0:28:020:28:06

you can by going online.

0:28:060:28:07

I have a feeling the Golden Boot might get another mention.

0:28:070:28:10

But thank you so much to all of our guests for joining us

0:28:100:28:13

and thank you for joining us at home.

0:28:130:28:14

We'll see you again soon, bye-bye!

0:28:140:28:16

Sue Barker hosts a Premier League edition of the lighthearted sports quiz. Regular captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by Dion Dublin, Graeme Le Saux, Darren Bent and Alex Scott.


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