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Mr Packer. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:07 | |
1.5 million. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
We have a long-standing relationship with the ABC, it's a | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
valuable partnership and we're not breaking it. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
There's a little bit of the whore in all of us. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
-We're sorry. -You will be. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Dennis, I'm not pissing in your pocket, but what you got, that's unique. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
The bloke who pushes the sight board, | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Dennis makes about the same money as him. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
They've got this great game in their hands, and these world champions. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
They've got no idea what they've got. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
How would you like some cricket on TV? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
The best cricketers in Australia against the best in the world. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
I got someone in Sydney wants to meet you. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
We sign 'em all up and we have a competition. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Richie, this is John Cornell. Cornell, this is Richie Benaud. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
You know the cricket board better than anyone. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
This is going to be difficult. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
What's going on? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
The whole thing has to stay undercover. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
I'm in. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
It's about bloody time. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
Something like this has been coming for a while. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
No, no, no, no. Not like this, son. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
It will be a fuckin' revolution. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Warner, this cricket thing's warming up. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
I want you in to manage it. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
Thanks, Kerry. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
You'll be cursing me before this is over, son. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
Are you declaring a cricket war? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
If the cricket boards cooperate, | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
there's no reason why Test cricket will be affected at all. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
If they don't cooperate they'll walk straight into a meat mangler. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
I got a charming letter from Packer today. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
He wants to meet up while we work something out. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Let's do it. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
Would you like to outline your proposals? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
I'm here looking for a compromise. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
You think they bought it? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
'Course they have. I've offered them a fuckin' gift. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
It is the unanimous view of the International Cricket Council | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
that they cannot give any commitment to exclusive television rights. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:45 | |
Had I gotten those TV rights, | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
I was willing to leave the running of cricket to the board. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
I will take no steps now to help anyone. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
It's war, Douglas. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
We'll drive a wedge between this man and his players. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Kerry. Night time cricket. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Why keep following old English traditions? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
We should do it our own bloody way. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Yes, but a night game'd finish too late. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
We'd have to do half day, half night. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Any match arranged by Mr Kerry Packer will be disapproved. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:14 | |
All players who sign with a private promoter will face a total ban. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
I heard they sacked you as England captain this morning. I'm sorry. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
That's it! We see them in court! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
"This will be the beginning of an exodus from the Packer circus." | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Packer fuckin' circus again! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Do ya fuckin' job, why don't ya? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
Disapproved persons - what is this, the 19th century? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Hey, but it's illegal. Fully approved though, aren't you, mate? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
You can keep playing, and bloody good for you. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
They can sue me if I don't pull out. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Yeah, there's blokes running to their lawyers all over town. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
It's our understanding the ICC is proposing a ban on some | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
cricket players. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
Correct. So, who's the best QC in town? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
Stop it now. We'll take the hit on six million. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
I've come this far, Harry. I can't go back now. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
You lose this court case, you'll be going out backwards. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
These blokes are relying on me. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
To the best cricketers in the world. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Playing the best cricket in the world with the best fuckin' | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
boss in the world. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
To World Series Cricket. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
-ALL: -To World Series Cricket. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
This game you've got at VFL Park... | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
It'll work, Harry. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
It has to. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
It's starting. Here they come. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Kerry, just got a call from London. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
He's due to give his judgement Tuesday night our time. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
The game is bigger than those who are trying to strangle it. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
It's time to show all those bastards out there having a go at us | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
what we can do. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
BOARD CREAKS AND CRASHES TO THE GROUND | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
MEN TALK QUIETLY IN THE DISTANCE | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
Well, they're showing their true colours. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
So, everyone's copping it? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Yep, across the board. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Watch your bat. What's going on? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Brighty and Bookshelf have been sacked from playing for Victoria. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
-Tangles too? -Mm-hm. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Jeez, they're having a go at us. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Oh, we knew they were coming. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
-They're sacking everyone. -Yeah, but that's not the worst of it. Have you spoken to Chappelli? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
He's not playing for any state. He's stopped playing for North Melbourne. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Yeah, but they got him. Won't even let him play for Glenelg. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
I hear New South Wales blokes are getting the chop next. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Kerry better win this damn court case. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Well, if he doesn't, no-one's playing anywhere. It's over. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Yep. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
What are you doing to do? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
I dunno. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Nothing. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
Baseball. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
'The authorities believe they acted in the best interests of cricket, | 0:05:05 | 0:05:10 | |
'but that is not enough to justify the action they took. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
'The authorities had an understandable desire to make | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
'things as difficult as possible for Mr Packer. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
'Nevertheless, Mr Packer and World Series Cricket has offered secure' | 0:05:22 | 0:05:27 | |
remunerative employment to the cricketers at a time | 0:05:27 | 0:05:32 | |
when most have no guarantee of regular employment in the game. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
I find that the authorities acted without proper | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
regard for the contractual rights of these players. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:45 | |
I find for the plaintiffs, with costs. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Yes? | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
'Kerry, it's Gavin Warner. We blitzed him!' | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
HE EXHALES | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
All right, it's on. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
MUSIC: "April Sun In Cuba" by Dragon | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
# I'm tired of the city life | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
# Summer's on the run | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
# People tell me I should stay | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
# But I got to get my fun | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
# So don't try to hold me back | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
# Ain't nothing you can say | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
# Snake eyes on the paradise | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
# And we got to go today | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
# Take me to the April sun in Cuba | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
# Oh, oh, oh | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
# Take me where the April sun gonna treat me | 0:07:10 | 0:07:15 | |
# So right, so right | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
# I can almost smell the perfumed night | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
# And see the starry sky | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
# I wish you comin' with me baby | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
# Cos right before my eye | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
# See Castro in the alley way | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
# Talkin' 'bout missile love. # | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Yes, well I've always had a firm belief in the great traditions | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
of British justice. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
And we got costs. 320,000 bucks. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
KERRY PACKER CHUCKLES It serves 'em right. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
They won't be too keen on another innings | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
if it costs 'em that much every time, will they, Cornell? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
ALL CHUCKLE | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Mr Packer, just one question. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:03 | |
Right, hurry up. I'm eating. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Do you think this'll force the ICC to reopen negotiations? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
It'd be easier to get an audience with the Pope, | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
and I'm not a Catholic. Piss off. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
-Just one more question. -What? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
The New South Wales Premier sacking the whole | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
board of the Sydney Cricket Ground Trust. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Just wondering if you're confident of playing at the SGC now? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
I've always been confident of that, son. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Now if you don't mind, my bacon's getting cold | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
and that tie makes me want to throw up. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
-Thank you, Mr Packer. -Go and see my tailor, McFarlane. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
-Thank you very much, Mr Packer. -Bloody journos. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Still, this improves our position. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
Maybe find a compromise with the board now, Kerry. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
If we don't get the SCG, we've got just about no chance. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
We've got bigger problems than that, son. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Please hold. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
Mr Parish, there's another call from the Times in London. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
Tell them we're making no comment. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
And the Bulletin rang. Trevor Kennedy... | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Did you hear what I said? No comment. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
So, we were well stuffed. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
It's a resounding victory for Mr Packer and I congratulate him. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
Now, I'm happy to take your questions. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
-JOURNALISTS SHOUT: -Mr Webster! Mr Webster! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
The £250,000 in court costs against you. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
We'll of course be looking into how to fund this. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
It's certainly a body blow. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
Is a compromise now possible? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
And will you appeal against the decision? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
We'll see about that. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
SHOUTING DROWNS OUT SPEECH | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
The Don called. He wants us to set up an emergency committee. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
For us to take Packer on. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Yes. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
Typical. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
He loads the bullets but he never fires them. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
'So you won a court case. So what? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
'This just wins you the right to go bankrupt.' | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
I'm disappointed in you. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
Warner. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
Mr Packer? Mr Singleton called. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
So? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
Um, he said he'd call back. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
About what? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
He didn't say. He was... | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Well, bloody well find out! And where were you on Tuesday night? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
I thought I told you, you had to be here if I'm here. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Mr Packer, it was ten o'clock at night. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Did you hear what I just said? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
It was my birthday. They were all waiting for me and... | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Do you want this job or not? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Of course. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Warner! Get in here. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
And where's my advertising on the grounds? What are you doing? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:46 | |
Kerry, I've got curators, I've got accountants. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
-I've got players... -I've got the fuckin' players! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
And I have to deal with them. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
Engineers, the press, I've got bureaucrats, bloody groundsmen, you. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:57 | |
I'm exhausted. I haven't seen my family in weeks. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Don't give me your fuckin' excuses, Warner. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
I don't want to hear 'em. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
And how come every time I turn around and there's a fuck up, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
your name's on it some... | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
DISTANT: 'Do you even want this fucking job? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
'Every time you put your foot in a bucket...' | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Hey, Rosie. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
'It costs me money! Greig and Cornell...' | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
Who's he got in there? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:20 | |
-Gavin Warner. -Right. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
He's in such a horrible mood. Mr Chester was here. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
The company's financial situation is not very good. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
And get me those numbers! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
How the fuck am I meant to run an organisation | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
if I don't know what's going on? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
That's it, I'm resigning. I can't take this shit anymore. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
-You know, unless he's killing people he thinks he's getting nowhere. -That's true. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
Well, I wish him luck, cos he's going to need it. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
I'm out of here. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
Tell Kerry I'll see him later. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
You know, he has to win every time. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
Always. You know, he's got no idea how to take a punch. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Well, he's had to cop a few, Gav. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Yeah, from his father. I know. We all know about that. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
God, what kind of father belts his kids at home and then insults | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-and humiliates them in public? -Yeah. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
So he's traumatised. Boo hoo. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
I'm the one that has to pay for it. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
It's all he knows, Gav. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
You're just going to have to wear it. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Well, that's all right for you to say. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
He doesn't have a go at you. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
He needs you, Gav. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
He just doesn't know how to show it. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
We're still very vulnerable, you know that. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
This whole thing needs you where you are. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
I'll see you in the office tomorrow? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Good. Good. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Knock his head off, Dennis! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
You won't get a better opportunity tonight. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
OK, Chappelli. Red ball. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
Righto. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
Ooh! Bloody hard to see. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
-How was that, Warren? -Go again. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Go again. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
Oh, nuh. Lost that completely. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
Try orange. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
Maybe something a bit lighter. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Just like your mother's undies. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
-Righto. -Pink. | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
I don't know. Looks dumb, though. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Oh, it's a totally wrong colour anyway. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
Here you go, try yellow. Yellow. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-Tony says, yellow. -Righto. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
-Beauty. -Yeah, that's it. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
No, sorry, blokes. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Piss off. That's bloody perfect. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
No, hitting the lights. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
It's flaring on screen. It looks shit. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
What is this, cricket or TV? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Yeah, righto. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
I don't know. What do you think? | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
-White! -White, eh? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
I like that. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
Yeah? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
-Good. -Here we go. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
-White, it is. -White, it is. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
All right. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:07 | |
We got ourselves a ball. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
See that, Bacchus? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
What is it, Rosie? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
-What do you mean, Mr Packer? -Come on. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
You bully me. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
I bully everyone. Haven't you noticed? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Yes, but I'm here with you all the time. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
So am I. It's not easy. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
It's tough times, Rosie. I need you here. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
I forgot it was your birthday. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
How old were you? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
40. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
Same as me. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
Oh, Mr Packer. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Oh, it's beautiful. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
I can't take this. It's... It's too... | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
Well, if you don't like it, return it and get me my money back. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Mr Packer, I didn't mean that. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
Thank you. All right, we'll turn you around. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Magic. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
This'll stop them treading on the bloody things. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
They were doing it on purpose. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:41 | |
I know. OK, let's test it. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
That wicket should have been in a week ago. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
-Should have been in a month ago. -Don't tell me that. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
I repeat, the game this weekend. Will the damn thing be ready? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
-It'll be ready. -You can guarantee that? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
Gavin, if it pisses down rain for the next three days, | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
-you can kiss your day-night game goodbye. -That is not good enough! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
I mean, for God's sake, where are the fucking covers? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Settle down. If it doesn't rain... | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Jesus Christ, John, what do you mean, if it doesn't rain? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
This is Melbourne. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
What the fuck is going on with you two? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
And where's my advertising? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
The night cricket, it's scared every advertiser off. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
They don't think it'll work. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
So what are you standing around here? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Get out there and start selling? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Kerry, I've been trying... | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
Did you fuckin' hear me? Go and do it! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
-How are you, John? -Kerry. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Yeah, that's it. Nice. OK. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
World famous cricketer, Tony Greig, talks about Kellogg's Nutri-Grain. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Have you tried Kellogg's Nutri-Grain yet? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
It's even good straight out of the pack. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
It looks like a tiny cricket bat with holes. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
Nutri-Grain stays nice and crunchy in milk, too. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Mmm. Nutri-Grain is made from corn, oats and wheat | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
and it's got a lot of vitamins and protein. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
Nutri-Grain's a beaut start if you need to eat and run. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
Get 'em up! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
-Hey, where's Greigy? -Dunno. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Who does? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
How's the ankle, Dennis? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Don't ask. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Oh, welcome, Greigy. Glad you could join us. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
What, are you too busy for training these days, are ya? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
What's wrong with you, Chappell? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
What, you doing a photo of? Another ad? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
What was it, Kellogg's, TAA, Walton's? Bloody Golden Books? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
What I do with my time is my business. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
It's not your time, mate. Kerry's paying for it. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
And we're copping shit for not training hard enough | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
and you're swanning off doing other shit. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Hey listen, I train as hard as anyone. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
And I'll arrange my life in my own bloody way, not the way you want it. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
Hey guys, come on. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
It'd be all right if he deserved his place in the team. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
What was that? What'd you say? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Mate, there is no way in the wide world that you're good enough | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
to be in that team if the Windies blokes are there. Simple. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
OK, Chappell. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
We'll see tomorrow night who's good enough. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
All right, let's play some cricket. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Come on, Chappelli. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
We're going to bat first. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
OK. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
Are we shaking hands, gentlemen? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Oh, here we go. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
What the fuck is that? | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Bonedome, Bacchus. | 0:20:58 | 0:20:59 | |
How does he even see the ball? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
I love it. Give me something to aim at. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Go get him, Fot. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Oh, you're joking. You see that? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Dennis Lillee pitching in very short, very, very short. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
The crowd's a little disappointing on this historic occasion | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
of the first ever day-night match. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Oh, and there's a good cricket shot, a la Keith Stackpole. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
And that's great batting. Richards in position quickly, the hammer. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Hey, Brighty? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
Bring us out a long sleeve will ya, mate? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
It's getting a bit chilly out here. Good on ya, pal. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Gentlemen. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
What's the gate? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:39 | |
Not sure yet. More than 6,000. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
The families are turning up. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Yes, but not enough of them. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
Yeah! | 0:22:56 | 0:22:57 | |
I'll be whacking you all night if you keep putting up shit like that. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
You prick. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
This is an historic item. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
So, what about the white ball? | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
Well it's perfect, Kerry. You can see it from the bowler's hand. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
Yeah, even bounces. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
It gets lost down low though, Kerry. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
What do you mean? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Well everyone's wearing whites. Can't see it against their legs. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Right. What do we do about that? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
I just had a call from Tagge Webster in London. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
They've decided not to appeal. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
Smart decision. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
How are they going to pay the court bill? | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
They're still coming to terms with that. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Anyway, I've let The Don know. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:29 | |
How is he? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
Happy about the Australia-India Test crowds. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
We're killing World Series in numbers. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
At least the public's got some brains. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
He's still unhappy about losing Hookes. He doesn't like losing, Bob. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
No, he doesn't. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:42 | |
No, two types of people spin. Politicians and bowlers. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
And right now, we're politicians. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
We can spin all we want, but the general public has to buy it. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
They're starting to. We just need critical mass. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
-Not only spin. We have to give them substance. -We've got that. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
-No-one's faking it out there. -Give them time. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
That crowd wasn't big enough. Look at the Test crowds against India. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
If this keeps up, we'll be dead by the end of summer. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
It's turned into bloody trench warfare. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
-Yes, it is. -And they're winning, Richie. Easily. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
And we thought, what do you give a man that has so much? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:46 | |
There were a lot of suggestions, mostly bloody stupid. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
But in the end, we thought, | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
what's our relationship to this guy, really? | 0:25:56 | 0:26:01 | |
You know, what's important between him and us? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
So, we got you a chequebook. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
No, no. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
It's from the heart, boss. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
We hope you like it. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
It's, um... | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
Well, this has got to be the world's most expensive cricket bat. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
I want to thank each and every one of you. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
And I want you to know that the feelings are reciprocated. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
In the... | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
In the short time that we've been together, | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
I've come to respect you all. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
This might come as a shock, I know, | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
but I'm actually rather fond of you blokes. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Go on, KP! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
This will never leave my side. Thank you. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
We also had the same problem, Kerry. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
What do you get The Man? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:30 | |
We know it's early days and there's tough times ahead, | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
so we thought, this man needs all the help he can get. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
Thank you, Mr Lloyd. Thank you. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
It's a bloody voodoo doll. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
I tell you what, I'll probably need this more than the bloody bat. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
Three cheers for Kerry. Hip hip! | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
Bowling to two slips and a gully. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
Yep! Just the one. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:14 | |
Rodney Marsh through for a single. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
-Jeez, Andy's fired up. -That's OK. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:24 | |
I just heard Clive tell him he's only got three more overs. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
-Three. -That's all. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:28 | |
We just have to hang on. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
Andy Roberts here, the most experienced of the West Indian | 0:28:30 | 0:28:34 | |
fast bowlers and a great fast bowler in his own right. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
It's another one. It's a lovely shot. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:46 | |
They won't catch this one. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:47 | |
And the crowd is delirious. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:54 | |
Hit him. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:02 | |
-And he's in trouble. -You all right, fella? | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
You right, mate? | 0:29:09 | 0:29:11 | |
Where'd he get you? In the face? | 0:29:11 | 0:29:12 | |
The jaw? | 0:29:12 | 0:29:13 | |
Wasn't quite inside it. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
Come on mate, you're going off. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:32 | |
And he's retired hurt for the moment on 81. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:39 | |
-I'm sorry, Chappelli. -How is it? | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
An ambulance is on its way. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:53 | |
Bugger the ambulance. Come on. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
I can't move any faster. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
Come on. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
Get in. Come on, watch your head, watch your head. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
OK, you right? | 0:30:03 | 0:30:04 | |
-Oh, bloody hell Kerry! -You right? You OK? | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
Slow down. Slow down! | 0:30:17 | 0:30:19 | |
I'm just trying to take the attention off your jaw. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
You're doing a bloody good job of it. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
And we're back, with our usual guest Peter McFarlane of The Age, | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
joined tonight by English sports writer, Clive Bell, to give us | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
some insight into the present crisis in Australian cricket. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:47 | |
So back to you, Pete. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:48 | |
Now that the first full World Series Cricket season's drawing to a close, | 0:30:48 | 0:30:52 | |
what's the verdict? | 0:30:52 | 0:30:53 | |
I'd say it's a draw, Gary. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:54 | |
Packer and the ACB are locked in an arm wrestle | 0:30:54 | 0:30:57 | |
-and no-one's leaning over yet. -Clive? | 0:30:57 | 0:30:59 | |
Well, I'm giving it to your Cricket Board. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:02 | |
The Indian tour is hugely successful. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
Bobby Simpson's a very popular Australian Captain | 0:31:04 | 0:31:06 | |
and the crowds are turning up in their thousands. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
But not in the numbers the board is expecting, and that's the trouble. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
Well, exactly, there is only so many people go to the cricket | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
and what Packer has done, he's split cricket right down the middle. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
And that's the tragedy of it, Gary. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
I mean, blokes I know, cricketers who used to be mates | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
are now no longer talking to each other. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
Like Bobby Simpson calling the World Series players slobs? | 0:31:22 | 0:31:25 | |
Exactly. Packer might think he's doing the right thing | 0:31:25 | 0:31:27 | |
by the cricketers but as history shows, you go into a war, | 0:31:27 | 0:31:30 | |
it's very difficult to get out of it. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:31 | |
Oh, we all know he's losing money hand over fist, as are the boards. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:35 | |
I don't think it's a draw, Gary. I think everyone's losing. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
Yeah, it's a bloody mess. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
What about their cricket, though? It's pretty riveting stuff. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:41 | |
The point is, they are just playing for money. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
-I don't think the Australian public will wear it. -Yeah, Gary. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
-Not good enough. -Well, we'll be back after a break. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
Warner! | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
Where's Cornell? | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
Haven't seen him all night. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
Tell him I want to see him in my office in the morning. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
Right. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:45 | |
Wait! | 0:32:45 | 0:32:46 | |
Where'd you get this thing from? | 0:32:50 | 0:32:52 | |
The roulette table? | 0:32:52 | 0:32:53 | |
What do you reckon? I rented it. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
Had to take a few doors off to get it in. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
Buy it. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:00 | |
What the hell for? | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
I might want to put it in my pocket and take it home. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
Where you blokes off to? | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
The movies, man. You want to come? | 0:33:13 | 0:33:15 | |
The movies? Now? | 0:33:15 | 0:33:17 | |
Deep Throat, man. Gavin Warner got it from somewhere. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:20 | |
Shit, yeah. Let's go. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:22 | |
Hookesy! Where you going? | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
Happy New Year. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:38 | |
Where were you last night? | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
Sorry I couldn't make it. I was...busy. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:43 | |
Doing fuckin' what? | 0:33:43 | 0:33:45 | |
Me and Dellie got married. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
Don't invite a bloke, will you? | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
It was on the QT. We didn't invite anyone, except family. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:02 | |
Got married at midnight. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
On New Year's Eve? | 0:34:04 | 0:34:06 | |
Easy to remember. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:07 | |
Well, you're a fuckin' romantic bastard, son, I'll give you that. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:13 | |
Who was your best man? | 0:34:14 | 0:34:17 | |
My eight-year-old nephew. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:18 | |
KERRY LAUGHS | 0:34:18 | 0:34:19 | |
Now what do you want for a present? | 0:34:21 | 0:34:23 | |
I want this to work, Kerry. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:26 | |
Yeah. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
Oh! That'll do. No more. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
Thanks, Dennis. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:47 | |
-Well done, David. -Thanks, boss. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:50 | |
Hookesy, what's wrong? | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
I'm fair dinkum having flashbacks of that ball from Andy. | 0:34:57 | 0:35:00 | |
As soon as Dennis gets any speed up, I shit myself. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:04 | |
Oh, that's not good. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
The bloke at the hospital said it'd take five years to get over. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:12 | |
You're selected for next week, mate. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
-You're going to have to front up to Big Bird, Andy, Imran. -I know. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:19 | |
I can do it, Chappelli. I just need to get one ball away. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:22 | |
As soon as I get off the mark, I'll be OK. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
-Mate, they're not going to be doing you any favours. -Just one ball. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
I ordered those helmets from your blokes in Birmingham. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
Don't want any more broken jaws. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:37 | |
We've been approached by another mob, Kerry. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
-Coonan and Denlay out of Sydney. -What do they make? | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
Horseriding helmets. They're really good, apparently. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
What? We don't want to look like we're playing polo. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:47 | |
Doesn't matter what you look like, | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
as long as you get out with your brains intact. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
G'day, guys. It's looking good, isn't it? | 0:35:52 | 0:35:56 | |
-What do you want, Pete? -I just want to confirm something. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:02 | |
I hear there's dissention in the ranks. A bit of infighting going on. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:05 | |
Where'd you hear that? | 0:36:05 | 0:36:07 | |
It's understandable. The crowds aren't coming. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
It's costing more than anyone thought, and so on. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
Look around you, mate. The game's all here. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
Well, no-one's buying any advertising. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:16 | |
You'll be lucky to last out the season. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:18 | |
I heard you've had a major resignation. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
Just wondering who it was. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
-No-one's leaving, mate. -That's not what I heard. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
I don't give a shit what you heard. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
No-one's resigned, no-one's leaving. All right? | 0:36:28 | 0:36:30 | |
Yeah, look, we're sure it'll be a great contest. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
Not a big crowd again, Ian. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:49 | |
Is this turning into a worry for World Series? | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
The crowds will come. We're confident of that. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
They haven't come up until now. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:55 | |
The Aussie-India crowds have been much bigger. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
What makes you think World Series will make the breakthrough? | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
The quality of cricket. And these are the best around. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:04 | |
Look at the guys we're playing today - The World. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:07 | |
They're the best bunch of cricketers I've ever seen, | 0:37:07 | 0:37:11 | |
with one exception. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:12 | |
COMMENTATOR: Lillee coming in again to Lloyd. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:22 | |
Beautiful shot. Attempted yorker. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:25 | |
Sent it up the line. The drive, square... | 0:37:25 | 0:37:28 | |
There it goes. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:33 | |
Beautiful square cut from Richards, short of a length. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
Lloyd and Richards completely comfortable out there against Lillee | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
who is struggling with the ball. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
He's showing none of his usual impact. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
The World batsmen are relishing this uncharacteristic performance | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
from the great bowler. The Australians... | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
Well bowled out. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
An edge, caught Marsh, bowled Walker. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
Lillee back into the attack now. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
Very unusual for this man to go wicketless for so long. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
Oh, good shot. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
This has produced a glorious shot. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
Here he goes again. That's four runs | 0:38:12 | 0:38:15 | |
and the punishment continues for the Australians, | 0:38:15 | 0:38:17 | |
particularly for Lillee, who's really copping it this morning. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:21 | |
The World Team is 2 for 144 with Viv Richards on 78 | 0:38:21 | 0:38:25 | |
and looking extremely comfortable. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:27 | |
The Australians are in all sorts of trouble, | 0:38:27 | 0:38:29 | |
Chappell's men not used to being handled in this cavalier fashion. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:33 | |
Lillee at none for 51 is struggling, | 0:38:33 | 0:38:34 | |
having none of his usual impact on the game. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:36 | |
I got them compiled. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:02 | |
Good, I'm going to have to run them for Kerry. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
It's the northern end mic first. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
-RECORDING: 'Oh, fucking hell!' -'You fucking piece of shit!' | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
-'Call that a shot?' -'Oh, fuck me drunk, mate, what are you doing? | 0:39:10 | 0:39:15 | |
'Oh, fuck me, I've seen better bowling from a girl, mate.' | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
And it's all going out to Mum and Dad and the kids. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
-Well, get them onto the faders quicker, for God's sake. -Right. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:24 | |
-Hey, boys? -Hey, Fot. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:28 | |
You got any shots of me run-up? | 0:39:28 | 0:39:29 | |
Uh... | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
-It's a hard... -Fuck off. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:11 | |
Don't reckon he's been told that too often. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:29 | |
I'll just whack that on. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
So um, have you always been into cricketers? | 0:40:40 | 0:40:43 | |
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they're not like footballers or rock stars, you know. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:47 | |
-They're gentlemen. -I saw you with some of the West Indies blokes. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
Oh, now they are gentlemen. I mean, they know how to treat you. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
They treat you how? Like, buy you things? | 0:40:53 | 0:40:57 | |
Oh, no, no. They're just, um... | 0:40:57 | 0:40:59 | |
You know, they're nice. They're real nice guys. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
-They're not up themselves. -OK. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
And have you, um, been with many of the West Indies guys? | 0:41:04 | 0:41:07 | |
Ah, well, um... | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
yeah, but not the married ones. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
-I mean, the married ones are too hard to get. -Oh. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
-They're worried their wives will get pissed off. -Oh, that's no good. -No. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
Yep, got it. Thanks, boys. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:40 | |
Right. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
-COMMENTATOR: -And you can see Dennis Lillee coming back into the attack | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
to replace Lennie Pascoe. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
Yes, caught behind. That's Dennis Lillee's second wicket since lunch. | 0:41:57 | 0:42:00 | |
He's getting the ball off the pitch now. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:02 | |
His line and length are superb. I don't know what was on the lunch menu | 0:42:02 | 0:42:06 | |
but Lillee must have had a double helping. This is a different bowler. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
The World are now in significant trouble. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:11 | |
There's the bounce to Greig, who sways out of trouble. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:17 | |
Lillee now enjoying his time out there. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
This great fast bowler can't be kept down for too long. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
Got him on the helmet, I think. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
Could be the first strike, and Lillee, the man to do it. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
Been watching it from the box, guys. Bloody well done. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:41 | |
-Yeah, it's looking good. -Amazing what a difference five cameras make. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:45 | |
We've got seven. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:46 | |
I thought it was five. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
Seven's better. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:49 | |
Lillee again. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:53 | |
And that's it. A tremendous comeback by the Australians, | 0:42:53 | 0:42:57 | |
and now they're right back into the game, | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
thanks, in large part, to Dennis Lillee, wicketless before lunch. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:03 | |
But something happened out there | 0:43:03 | 0:43:04 | |
and he's now walking off with a remarkable 5 for 82. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
Roberts to McCosker. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:14 | |
And he's gone, caught behind. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
And that's Ian Chappell out. That's a blow for Australia. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:28 | |
Very annoyed, Ian Chappell. A vital breakthrough for the World. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:32 | |
And he's bowled him. He's gone. A yorker again. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:37 | |
What a cricket match was this. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
What must he be feeling now? | 0:43:40 | 0:43:42 | |
The first ball since his smashed jaw is critical. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:45 | |
This is it. | 0:43:47 | 0:43:48 | |
How are you, all right? | 0:43:48 | 0:43:50 | |
Not really. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
-OK, well, ball at a time, yeah? -Yep. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
Let's go, David. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
Garner delivers the ball from such a great height. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
He gets enormous lift. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
It's in the air. It's a chance could be six or out. It's six! | 0:44:33 | 0:44:36 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:36 | 0:44:39 | |
Thanks, Big Bird. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:40 | |
Welcome back, Hookesy. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
That one was a great shot from the young man making a comeback. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:47 | |
Like I said. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:54 | |
Well, I'm going down the other end. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:22 | |
Anyone comin'? | 0:45:22 | 0:45:24 | |
LAUGHTER AND CHAT | 0:45:31 | 0:45:36 | |
You've been doing something. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:39 | |
-You have been doing something. -Just stroking the ball. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:42 | |
Too much coffee. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
Hey, you can piss off out of this dressing room, mate. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:48 | |
You're not wanted in here. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:49 | |
Well, if you want me out, how about you come and bloody get me out? | 0:45:49 | 0:45:52 | |
Hey, hey, hey, come on. Come on. | 0:45:55 | 0:45:57 | |
Cool it, man. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
Well played, Big Bird. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:03 | |
Thanks, man. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
-Nicely played, Clive. -Thanks, man. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:09 | |
Viv. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:10 | |
-Magic. -Thanks. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
Andy. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:13 | |
Your team played well today. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
ANDY LAUGHS | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
Excuse me, Mr Packer? Are you aware of the announcement by | 0:46:33 | 0:46:35 | |
the Australian Cricket Board that they're interested in night cricket? | 0:46:35 | 0:46:38 | |
No, I'll tell you what I am aware of. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:40 | |
I'm aware of them calling us a ridiculous fad and a circus act. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:43 | |
Mr Packer, the board's apparently arranging | 0:46:43 | 0:46:45 | |
to put on official cricket under lights. Bob Parish reckons | 0:46:45 | 0:46:48 | |
he's been planning night cricket for some time. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:50 | |
Well, that is complete bullshit, but I wish him luck with it. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:53 | |
Do you see this as a move towards reconciliation? | 0:46:53 | 0:46:55 | |
I don't see it as anything of the sort. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:57 | |
Maybe they're coming our way a little | 0:46:57 | 0:46:59 | |
but there's still a long way to go. Now excuse me. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:01 | |
They've been thinking about it for some time. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:05 | |
-Now that takes the cake. -They're starting to fold. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
No, they're not. | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
LOUD DISCO MUSIC PLAYS | 0:47:12 | 0:47:17 | |
Kerry? | 0:47:31 | 0:47:32 | |
Hey. | 0:47:34 | 0:47:36 | |
You are the hardest bloke to get along with that I've ever met. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:45 | |
What do you mean? | 0:47:45 | 0:47:47 | |
I knew you'd be cranky, | 0:47:48 | 0:47:51 | |
so I sat there for a long time trying to work out what to say. | 0:47:51 | 0:47:54 | |
I tried to say something... | 0:47:54 | 0:47:57 | |
..to make you feel better. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:01 | |
I tried to find the most inoffensive words to help you, | 0:48:03 | 0:48:06 | |
and you tell me to fuck off. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
Christ, you blokes put it about a bit. | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
You couldn't slip one to Rose, could you? | 0:48:52 | 0:48:55 | |
Chappelli. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:07 | |
Fot. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:09 | |
Cheers, mate. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
-How's that for a season? -It was different. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:14 | |
Ankle's now completely buggered. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:16 | |
Mate, you took 5 for 82. Who gives a shit about your ankle? | 0:49:16 | 0:49:19 | |
Yeah, well I just want to say | 0:49:19 | 0:49:20 | |
it's been great with you and the guys the last couple of seasons. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:24 | |
Is that right? | 0:49:24 | 0:49:25 | |
I'm slowing down a bit. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:27 | |
Thanks for everything. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:30 | |
-You can bloody put that away. -Shake my hand. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:34 | |
I don't shake medium pacers by the hand. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:40 | |
I only shake hands with fast bowlers... | 0:49:40 | 0:49:42 | |
-Shake my hand. -You heard me. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:48 | |
LILLEE PUNCHES HIM | 0:49:48 | 0:49:50 | |
-Shake my hand. -I told you. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:52 | |
I only shake hands with fast bowlers. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:54 | |
Fuck you. | 0:49:56 | 0:49:57 | |
I'll be back next season. I'll take more wickets than anyone. | 0:49:57 | 0:50:00 | |
-Good, Fot. That's what I wanted to hear. -Fuck you. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:02 | |
# Got to get your groove on Baby... # | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
Well, another season like that and it's all over. | 0:50:15 | 0:50:21 | |
-No more muckin' about. Tickets? -We're going ahead with the print of some mock-ups. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:26 | |
-They'll be ready for next meeting. -Why aren't they ready now? | 0:50:26 | 0:50:29 | |
-We only put the order in last week. Remember you wanted them... -Forget it. Programmes? -Same. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:34 | |
Clothing? You got the colours right at least. What about the caps? | 0:50:35 | 0:50:39 | |
-The peaks are too short. -They're the same length as the official ones. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:49 | |
Yeah, but they don't look right. Make 'em longer. Wickets? | 0:50:49 | 0:50:52 | |
-They're ahead of schedule, Kerry, as we discussed yesterday. -Of course. Thank you, Richie. | 0:50:52 | 0:50:57 | |
Ah, Mr Hill. Coverage? | 0:50:57 | 0:51:00 | |
-Yeah, from the nine camera positions we've got we should be able to... -I thought there were seven. | 0:51:00 | 0:51:05 | |
Nine's better. Also, the wicket mic problems are fixed. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
We'll be training up the camera guys during the winter | 0:51:08 | 0:51:11 | |
and there'll be two full rehearsal days. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:13 | |
-The cherry picker camera? -Yeah, it's still testing. | 0:51:13 | 0:51:16 | |
Well, get it right. It's a good idea, David. | 0:51:16 | 0:51:19 | |
What's the scheduled games cost? | 0:51:19 | 0:51:21 | |
1.4 million. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:22 | |
Well, we'd better draw a crowd. | 0:51:30 | 0:51:31 | |
-The press? -Select journos have a draft programme for the season, Kerry, | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
just to give them an idea. Some of them are coming across much better. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:40 | |
-Good. Legals? -We're still before the Federal Court | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
-on use of the words "Test" and "Australia". -I know that, don't I? | 0:51:42 | 0:51:45 | |
I want an idea of when these bastards will make up their mind. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:48 | |
-It's hard to tell... -What do you mean, hard to tell? | 0:51:48 | 0:51:51 | |
I'll talk to Turnbull and see if I can get a clearer idea... | 0:51:51 | 0:51:54 | |
-Why haven't you done this already? -Kerry, there is no hurry. | 0:51:54 | 0:51:57 | |
-Either way, we have to go along with... -There you FUCKIN' GO AGAIN! | 0:51:57 | 0:52:01 | |
-Rose. -Ian. He's waiting for you. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:40 | |
Is he, er...still upset with me? | 0:52:40 | 0:52:44 | |
I don't think he could stay angry at any of you boys for too long. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
Right. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:50 | |
-Is that right? -Mmm. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:55 | |
Warner, get in here. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:01 | |
You're an Adelaide bloke, son. The Don. He's put out feelers. | 0:53:01 | 0:53:05 | |
What do we think about using the Adelaide Oval? | 0:53:05 | 0:53:07 | |
-Why would he do that? He hates us. -He's got an angle, obviously. | 0:53:07 | 0:53:12 | |
-Yeah, he's sniffing the breeze. He's good at that. -Mmm. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:15 | |
Well, it's good for us, Kerry. He never backs a loser. | 0:53:15 | 0:53:18 | |
-What is it? G'day, Chappelli. -G'day, mate. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:22 | |
Don't sit. Tell him. | 0:53:22 | 0:53:24 | |
Had a few beers with Lennie Pascoe. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:27 | |
Jeff Thomson's not happy playing for Simmo. | 0:53:27 | 0:53:30 | |
He wants to come back to us. | 0:53:30 | 0:53:32 | |
Well, how the hell do we do that? | 0:53:32 | 0:53:33 | |
He's contracted to this bloody radio station, | 0:53:33 | 0:53:36 | |
plus he's got a binding contract to the board. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:38 | |
Thommo and Lillee back together's a gift for us. It'll get our crowds up. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:42 | |
If he wants back in, we'll have him. Find a way. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:45 | |
Find a way. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:46 | |
(Jesus.) | 0:53:49 | 0:53:50 | |
Just got final confirmation from London - | 0:53:50 | 0:53:53 | |
Mike Brearley's English team. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:55 | |
Six Ashes Tests this summer. That'll really stick it up Packer. | 0:53:55 | 0:53:59 | |
Have you read Brearley and the others have voted | 0:53:59 | 0:54:01 | |
to never allow Chappell, Greig and the others back in? | 0:54:01 | 0:54:04 | |
I saw it. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:05 | |
Bloody Packer. Now he's got the players at each other's throats. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:09 | |
Who's the old man? | 0:54:19 | 0:54:21 | |
That's Austin's dad. Fastest man in the world in his day. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:24 | |
-Fot's got his dander up, Ian. -Mmm. -He's pissed off at you. -Yeah, good. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:31 | |
He just keeps getting better. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:35 | |
I got three in the guts for that. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:37 | |
Fuckin' worth it, though. Look at him go. | 0:54:37 | 0:54:40 | |
First problem fixes itself - the radio station's been bought by another group. | 0:54:45 | 0:54:49 | |
Thomson's contract's with the previous owners - | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
we can argue he doesn't have a contractual relationship with the new proprietors. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:55 | |
What do you mean, you can argue? Does he have a contract or not? | 0:54:55 | 0:54:58 | |
Maybe. Possibly not. It's a ground we can fight on. | 0:54:58 | 0:55:01 | |
In court. That'll cost. | 0:55:01 | 0:55:03 | |
Now, as to his contract with the Cricket Board. He retires. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:08 | |
We'll script the letter for him. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:10 | |
-They won't be happy. -The Board won't force him to stay. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:13 | |
The cricket public would crucify them. "Poor Thommo, he's been great. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:16 | |
"If he wants to go, they should let him", et cetera, et cetera. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:20 | |
They nullify his contract. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:21 | |
-Thommo's officially retired on, say, Friday, OK? -Mmm-hmm. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:25 | |
Monday morning, bang. What happens? | 0:55:25 | 0:55:28 | |
Thommo rediscovers the old fire, loves the game, | 0:55:28 | 0:55:31 | |
wants to play for Australia and... signs up for World Series Cricket. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:36 | |
Is it just me, or does that sound too easy? | 0:55:38 | 0:55:41 | |
It's just you. | 0:55:41 | 0:55:43 | |
Are you sure? I mean, I'm not a lawyer, but... | 0:55:43 | 0:55:46 | |
Kerry takes it all on himself. | 0:55:51 | 0:55:53 | |
I don't know how he does it. He must be feeling it somewhere. | 0:55:53 | 0:55:56 | |
He's such a lovely man. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:57 | |
Tell that to Gavin Warner. | 0:55:59 | 0:56:00 | |
So what are you going to do? | 0:56:02 | 0:56:03 | |
What do you mean? | 0:56:03 | 0:56:05 | |
Come on, I've seen you like this before. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:09 | |
You are far too quiet. | 0:56:09 | 0:56:10 | |
He's got the Sydney Cricket Ground, | 0:56:15 | 0:56:18 | |
he's got the lights being built, but it's the same problem as always. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:22 | |
"What if they don't come?" | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
Yeah. It should be working by now. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:26 | |
Hey, Strop! | 0:56:26 | 0:56:28 | |
Everyone's working their arses off. | 0:56:29 | 0:56:32 | |
We're paddling like buggery but we're getting nowhere. | 0:56:32 | 0:56:35 | |
So this first game at the Cricket Ground with the lights... | 0:56:35 | 0:56:38 | |
Well, if it's like VFL Park on that first day... | 0:56:38 | 0:56:41 | |
It won't be that bad. People have been coming. | 0:56:41 | 0:56:44 | |
I'm telling you, this whole thing could still turn to shit. | 0:56:44 | 0:56:47 | |
What do you do when someone's ignoring you? | 0:56:53 | 0:56:56 | |
Make a lot of noise right in front of them. | 0:56:56 | 0:56:58 | |
His name's Wessels. Kepler Wessels. He's just about to turn 21. | 0:57:06 | 0:57:10 | |
-He's a kid. -But what a kid, Kerry. He's marvellous to watch. | 0:57:10 | 0:57:13 | |
Swimming champion, tennis champion, rugby. | 0:57:13 | 0:57:16 | |
He played schoolboy cricket, and can you believe this, | 0:57:16 | 0:57:19 | |
-he left one of his schools with a batting average of 270. -Whoa. | 0:57:19 | 0:57:22 | |
Sign him. No, no, I want to see him first. | 0:57:22 | 0:57:25 | |
Here we go. How are you? | 0:57:25 | 0:57:27 | |
Excellent. | 0:57:27 | 0:57:29 | |
-Dim sims. -Lovely. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:31 | |
-Spring rolls. -Great. | 0:57:31 | 0:57:34 | |
Fried rice. | 0:57:34 | 0:57:36 | |
Beef in black bean sauce. | 0:57:36 | 0:57:37 | |
Chicken chop suey. | 0:57:39 | 0:57:40 | |
And sweet and sour pork with extra sweet and sour. | 0:57:41 | 0:57:44 | |
Thank you very much, my friend. Excellent. | 0:57:44 | 0:57:47 | |
He can't come straight from South Africa | 0:57:47 | 0:57:49 | |
and play the West Indians because of the agreement. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:51 | |
So we slip him into a game for Sussex or somewhere and then, bingo. | 0:57:51 | 0:57:55 | |
-He's in. -Good. Have you seen Warner's ad campaign for the summer? | 0:57:55 | 0:58:00 | |
-Yeah. -What do you think? | 0:58:00 | 0:58:01 | |
It's bloody ordinary, Kerry. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:04 | |
"Come and watch the white ball fly"? I mean, what kind of crap's that? | 0:58:04 | 0:58:08 | |
What the fuck are you doing? That's mine. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:11 | |
Er, it's Chinese food, Kerry. You share it. | 0:58:11 | 0:58:14 | |
No. I ordered it. It's mine. Put it back on the plate. Go on. | 0:58:14 | 0:58:17 | |
-There you go. -Thank you. | 0:58:20 | 0:58:21 | |
TV ads, radio ads, print ads - all boring. We can do a lot better. | 0:58:22 | 0:58:27 | |
What are you going to do about it? | 0:58:27 | 0:58:29 | |
I was thinking, I could go and see this guy, Big Al. | 0:58:29 | 0:58:31 | |
-Big Al? -Mmm-hmm. Writes songs. | 0:58:34 | 0:58:36 | |
This way please, Mr Cornell. | 0:58:44 | 0:58:46 | |
# I go hard, she go hard We both go hard together... | 0:58:53 | 0:58:56 | |
Thank you. | 0:58:59 | 0:59:01 | |
-G'day, Corny. -G'day, Allan. | 0:59:01 | 0:59:03 | |
-How are ya? -Good. The boys are getting vocal out there. | 0:59:03 | 0:59:05 | |
Oh, one of the blokes is on his way to New York, | 0:59:05 | 0:59:08 | |
so they're farewelling him. | 0:59:08 | 0:59:10 | |
They've been at it for quite a while. | 0:59:10 | 0:59:12 | |
Sounds like it. | 0:59:12 | 0:59:13 | |
So you and your mate Packer, you're creating quite a stir. | 0:59:13 | 0:59:16 | |
-That's your brief, Al. Create a stir. -G'day, Strop. | 0:59:16 | 0:59:20 | |
-Alan. -How are you, mate? -Good. | 0:59:20 | 0:59:22 | |
-That's quite a brief. We've, er... We've been thinking about it. -Good. | 0:59:22 | 0:59:26 | |
I need some of your magic. | 0:59:26 | 0:59:28 | |
-You say here, something patriotic. -Yeah. | 0:59:28 | 0:59:31 | |
An anthem. We're up against the Ashes. 100 years of nostalgia. | 0:59:31 | 0:59:35 | |
We've got to invent a new history. | 0:59:35 | 0:59:38 | |
Mmm, invent history. | 0:59:38 | 0:59:40 | |
That's a nice brief, John. Thanks. | 0:59:40 | 0:59:43 | |
You want like a rugby song? | 0:59:43 | 0:59:45 | |
No. Bigger. Grander. | 0:59:45 | 0:59:47 | |
A war cry. A call to arms. | 0:59:48 | 0:59:52 | |
Something like that. | 0:59:52 | 0:59:53 | |
CHANTING CONTINUES | 0:59:53 | 0:59:55 | |
Hear that? | 0:59:57 | 0:59:58 | |
Limericks. That's it. That's it. That's what we need for the verse. | 1:00:00 | 1:00:04 | |
-You're kidding. -No, no, no, the A-A-B-B-A rhyme. | 1:00:04 | 1:00:08 | |
-It's a much maligned rhyming form. -For good reason. | 1:00:08 | 1:00:10 | |
No, no, no, no, that's just the lyrics. Don't worry about that. | 1:00:10 | 1:00:13 | |
We were thinking a chorus something along the lines of this. | 1:00:13 | 1:00:17 | |
# Come on Australia | 1:00:18 | 1:00:20 | |
# Show us what ya made-a | 1:00:20 | 1:00:22 | |
-# Come on Australia... -Whoa. -..come on... # | 1:00:22 | 1:00:24 | |
We just had the court decision come through - | 1:00:24 | 1:00:27 | |
we can't use the word 'Test' and we can't use 'Australia'. | 1:00:27 | 1:00:30 | |
-Bugger. -But we can call ourselves Australians. | 1:00:30 | 1:00:33 | |
# Come on, Australians | 1:00:35 | 1:00:36 | |
# Come on, Australians | 1:00:36 | 1:00:38 | |
# No, that's awful... # | 1:00:38 | 1:00:40 | |
So, what have we got? What have we got? What do we need? | 1:00:44 | 1:00:47 | |
Erm... | 1:00:47 | 1:00:50 | |
# Marshy's taking wickets | 1:00:50 | 1:00:52 | |
# Hookesy's clearing pickets... # | 1:00:52 | 1:00:54 | |
And we need something that rhymes with green. | 1:00:54 | 1:00:58 | |
# The Chappellis' are catching it so clean... # No. | 1:00:58 | 1:01:02 | |
It's cricket like you've never seen? | 1:01:02 | 1:01:03 | |
Glean. Something glean. | 1:01:05 | 1:01:08 | |
-Gleam. -Gleaned. | 1:01:08 | 1:01:10 | |
Gleam. Eyes have got the gleam... something. | 1:01:10 | 1:01:13 | |
Dougie's eyes have got the dreaded gleam. No, it's not quite right. | 1:01:13 | 1:01:17 | |
The Chappells. The... The Chappells' eyes have got the killer gleam. | 1:01:17 | 1:01:22 | |
Chappells. Chappells' eyes. | 1:01:22 | 1:01:26 | |
# Marshy's taking wickets | 1:01:26 | 1:01:27 | |
# Hookesy's clearing pickets | 1:01:27 | 1:01:29 | |
# And the Chappells' eyes have got that killer gleam. # | 1:01:29 | 1:01:32 | |
-I like it. -Great. | 1:01:32 | 1:01:34 | |
-That's it? -Great, yep. | 1:01:34 | 1:01:37 | |
-Well let's, erm... Shall we? -Please. | 1:01:37 | 1:01:40 | |
Well we're thinking like, maybe starting with a montage, | 1:01:40 | 1:01:44 | |
a training montage or something. | 1:01:44 | 1:01:46 | |
And it's spoken word... | 1:01:46 | 1:01:49 | |
# You've been training all the winter | 1:01:49 | 1:01:51 | |
# There's not a team that's fitter | 1:01:51 | 1:01:54 | |
# And that's the way it's gotta be | 1:01:54 | 1:01:57 | |
# Cos you're up against the best, you know | 1:01:57 | 1:02:00 | |
# This is Supertest, you know | 1:02:00 | 1:02:03 | |
# And you've gotta beat the best The world has seen | 1:02:03 | 1:02:06 | |
# Lillee's pounding down like a machine | 1:02:06 | 1:02:10 | |
# Pascoe's making divots in the green | 1:02:10 | 1:02:13 | |
# Marshy's taking wickets | 1:02:13 | 1:02:16 | |
# Hookesy's clearing pickets... # | 1:02:16 | 1:02:18 | |
-Ah! -Ah. -Perfect timing. Here, you can drive. | 1:02:40 | 1:02:44 | |
So, do we have a song? | 1:02:44 | 1:02:46 | |
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER | 1:02:51 | 1:02:54 | |
-Hey, Tweetie! -The sun is shining. | 1:02:57 | 1:02:59 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -Is this Sesame Street? -Have a go! | 1:03:00 | 1:03:03 | |
You are the ugliest model I've ever seen! | 1:03:03 | 1:03:06 | |
RAUCOUS LAUGHTER | 1:03:06 | 1:03:07 | |
Yeah, yeah. Up your bloody game. | 1:03:13 | 1:03:15 | |
MORE RAUCOUS LAUGHTER | 1:03:15 | 1:03:17 | |
I am not wearing this. | 1:03:24 | 1:03:27 | |
You'll be the only guy on the field who's not, Hubie. | 1:03:27 | 1:03:29 | |
We look ridiculous. | 1:03:29 | 1:03:31 | |
Looks like your mum's pyjamas, mate. | 1:03:31 | 1:03:34 | |
Yeah, yeah, you've got to bloody wear 'em, too. Bastards. | 1:03:34 | 1:03:38 | |
Take your pants off! | 1:03:38 | 1:03:39 | |
-What the fuck were you thinking with this Thomson bullshit?! -What, what? | 1:03:48 | 1:03:51 | |
What's my job in this organisation, hmm? | 1:03:51 | 1:03:54 | |
Fixing problems of your fuckin' making. | 1:03:54 | 1:03:56 | |
I've got no idea what you're talking about! | 1:03:56 | 1:03:58 | |
Well, that's been obvious for quite a fuckin' while. | 1:03:58 | 1:04:00 | |
Why don't you go work for Murdoch? | 1:04:00 | 1:04:02 | |
You were laughed out of court with this stupid idea for Thomson. | 1:04:02 | 1:04:05 | |
-My idea? -Now the Board get to keep him and you get to look like the fuckin' clown you are. | 1:04:05 | 1:04:10 | |
-It was not my idea. -Is that right? -It was the legal guy. He was convinced it would work. | 1:04:10 | 1:04:14 | |
-I was the one... -How's the ad campaign? | 1:04:14 | 1:04:16 | |
-Honestly, it was not... -Advertising! | 1:04:16 | 1:04:18 | |
Doesn't fuckin' matter. I'll talk with Cornell. | 1:04:18 | 1:04:22 | |
G'day, Strop. Hey, those cricket ads. That bloody song. Can't get it out of my head. | 1:04:51 | 1:04:55 | |
That's why I'm here. Kerry's not happy with how many times you're running them. | 1:04:55 | 1:04:59 | |
-How many times are they on between six and ten? -Er, two. | 1:04:59 | 1:05:02 | |
Only two? Not enough. Kerry wants four. No, five. | 1:05:02 | 1:05:06 | |
Well, shit, who can I kick off? | 1:05:06 | 1:05:08 | |
Give us a look. | 1:05:08 | 1:05:09 | |
Claytons, three times, get rid of them. | 1:05:11 | 1:05:14 | |
Ansett, who fuckin' cares? Better drop one of them, too. | 1:05:14 | 1:05:16 | |
-Ruffles chips, piss that off. -He wants us to cut five? | 1:05:16 | 1:05:19 | |
That's what he said. And he wants it done every night. | 1:05:19 | 1:05:22 | |
-Every night? How do I catch up? -This is the cricket, mate. | 1:05:22 | 1:05:25 | |
Rose, what are you doing? Go home. | 1:05:40 | 1:05:43 | |
I can't. | 1:05:43 | 1:05:44 | |
Why? What's the problem? | 1:05:45 | 1:05:48 | |
Mr Packer likes me to be available as long as he's here. | 1:05:48 | 1:05:51 | |
You leave Mr Packer to me. | 1:05:51 | 1:05:53 | |
No, please don't say anything. I had all this work to do anyway. | 1:05:53 | 1:05:57 | |
12 million, Kerro. | 1:06:03 | 1:06:05 | |
It's coming together, Harry. | 1:06:05 | 1:06:07 | |
Yes, it is. What you've got now is a functioning organisation. | 1:06:07 | 1:06:11 | |
Congratulations. | 1:06:11 | 1:06:13 | |
But the role of that organisation is to lose the company's money. | 1:06:13 | 1:06:16 | |
We're getting too close to the edge. | 1:06:16 | 1:06:19 | |
Remember that conversation we had last year? | 1:06:19 | 1:06:21 | |
After you'd dumped 6 million? | 1:06:21 | 1:06:24 | |
Your father, Kerry, would have cut his losses by now. | 1:06:24 | 1:06:27 | |
-I know. -He would have given himself an escape route. You don't have any. | 1:06:27 | 1:06:32 | |
It's not good business. | 1:06:33 | 1:06:34 | |
What are you doing? He had big plans for you. | 1:06:36 | 1:06:40 | |
Oh, no, he didn't! | 1:06:40 | 1:06:41 | |
Clyde was going to run everything, remember? I'm not Clyde. | 1:06:49 | 1:06:54 | |
And you're not the old man. | 1:06:55 | 1:06:57 | |
Still, you're in the shoes now. | 1:06:59 | 1:07:01 | |
So far, it's not a good fit. | 1:07:03 | 1:07:04 | |
Your father would never risk the lot, never. | 1:07:06 | 1:07:10 | |
I've got the Sydney Cricket Ground lights, and the game on Tuesday. | 1:07:10 | 1:07:14 | |
That's all you've got. | 1:07:14 | 1:07:16 | |
Listen, Kerro. It's one minute past midnight. | 1:07:16 | 1:07:19 | |
When you're way behind on the night, | 1:07:20 | 1:07:22 | |
a final roll of the dice is not a smart thing to do. | 1:07:22 | 1:07:25 | |
Mr Warner. | 1:07:42 | 1:07:44 | |
Rose. | 1:07:44 | 1:07:46 | |
Are you all right? | 1:07:46 | 1:07:47 | |
I've got an ulcer. | 1:07:53 | 1:07:55 | |
My wife hates me. | 1:07:59 | 1:08:00 | |
So do my kids. | 1:08:02 | 1:08:03 | |
-HE SOBS -So... so do I. | 1:08:08 | 1:08:11 | |
He pushes a button and he whistles me like a dog. | 1:08:16 | 1:08:18 | |
I know. | 1:08:20 | 1:08:21 | |
How do you do it? | 1:08:27 | 1:08:28 | |
I just do it. | 1:08:31 | 1:08:32 | |
Tuesday night's make or break, Rosie. If it comes off, I'm alive. | 1:08:37 | 1:08:42 | |
If it doesn't, I'm going into the library. | 1:08:42 | 1:08:46 | |
Come on, Cornell. | 1:09:01 | 1:09:03 | |
Where are we going? | 1:09:03 | 1:09:04 | |
I've got something I want you to see. | 1:09:06 | 1:09:08 | |
What do you think, son? | 1:09:23 | 1:09:25 | |
-You see that one there? -Yep. | 1:09:30 | 1:09:32 | |
That's yours. All these others are mine. | 1:09:32 | 1:09:35 | |
You ready? | 1:09:38 | 1:09:40 | |
-Let there be light. -Yeah. | 1:09:56 | 1:09:59 | |
# You've been training all the winter | 1:10:01 | 1:10:03 | |
# And there's not a team that's fitter | 1:10:03 | 1:10:05 | |
# And that's the way it's gotta be | 1:10:05 | 1:10:08 | |
# Cos you're up against the best, you know | 1:10:08 | 1:10:10 | |
# This is Supertest, you know | 1:10:10 | 1:10:12 | |
# And you've gotta beat the best the world has seen | 1:10:12 | 1:10:15 | |
# Lillee's pounding down like a machine | 1:10:17 | 1:10:19 | |
# Pascoe's making divots in the green | 1:10:20 | 1:10:23 | |
# Marshy's taking wickets | 1:10:24 | 1:10:26 | |
# Hookesy's clearing pickets | 1:10:26 | 1:10:28 | |
# And the Chappells' eyes have got that killer gleam | 1:10:28 | 1:10:31 | |
# Mr Walker's playing havoc with the bat | 1:10:31 | 1:10:35 | |
# Redpath, it's good to see you back | 1:10:35 | 1:10:39 | |
# Laird is making runs | 1:10:39 | 1:10:41 | |
# Dougie's chewing gum | 1:10:41 | 1:10:43 | |
# And Gilmour's wielding willow like an axe | 1:10:43 | 1:10:45 | |
# Come on, Aussie, come on... | 1:10:47 | 1:10:50 | |
CROWD: Come on, Aussie, come on. | 1:10:50 | 1:10:53 | |
Come on, Aussie, come on. | 1:10:54 | 1:10:57 | |
-COMMENTATOR: -Yes, it's a magnificent sight, Richie. | 1:10:59 | 1:11:02 | |
People are just waiting for the sun to go down | 1:11:03 | 1:11:06 | |
to really capture this atmosphere. | 1:11:06 | 1:11:08 | |
It certainly is an historical night here. | 1:11:08 | 1:11:11 | |
It really is a fantastic sight. | 1:11:11 | 1:11:13 | |
-RICHIE BENAUD: -And people queuing up outside, trying to get into the ground. | 1:11:17 | 1:11:21 | |
You! You! What's your name? | 1:11:29 | 1:11:33 | |
-Tim, Mr Packer. -Tim, why aren't you letting them in? | 1:11:33 | 1:11:35 | |
Well, the place is full. We got to capacity a while ago. | 1:11:35 | 1:11:38 | |
You can't keep 'em out there, son. | 1:11:38 | 1:11:40 | |
Mr Packer, there's 10,000 of them. | 1:11:40 | 1:11:42 | |
Just open the fuckin' gates, will you? | 1:11:42 | 1:11:44 | |
The ticketing booth's closed. We've got no staff. | 1:11:44 | 1:11:46 | |
Listen to me, son. That doesn't matter. Let them in anyway. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:50 | |
They want to see cricket. We'll let them see cricket. | 1:11:51 | 1:11:54 | |
Ma-a-a-a-ate! | 1:11:56 | 1:11:58 | |
OK boys, step aside, let 'em in. | 1:11:58 | 1:12:00 | |
CHEERING | 1:12:00 | 1:12:04 | |
Enjoy the game. Enjoy the game. | 1:12:16 | 1:12:19 | |
-COMMENTATOR: -Laird's timed that beautifully. | 1:12:27 | 1:12:29 | |
Going way down the hill towards the fence... | 1:12:29 | 1:12:32 | |
Mr Packer. You've opened up the Members Stand to women. | 1:12:45 | 1:12:49 | |
I did. It's 1978, it's about time. | 1:12:51 | 1:12:55 | |
I can't tell you how this makes me feel. | 1:12:55 | 1:12:58 | |
-I've been coming here for 30 years with my husband. -He's a member, is he? | 1:12:58 | 1:13:01 | |
He's down there right now, and we're about to join him. | 1:13:01 | 1:13:06 | |
Thank you. | 1:13:06 | 1:13:07 | |
-After you, ladies. -Thank you, Mr Packer. | 1:13:08 | 1:13:10 | |
50,000 out there. | 1:13:28 | 1:13:29 | |
I'm watching this with the two million people at home, son. | 1:13:31 | 1:13:35 | |
'It's so big that they've thrown the gates open, not closed them.' | 1:13:35 | 1:13:40 | |
-CROWD: Come on, Aussie, Come on... -You hear that? They know the words. | 1:13:44 | 1:13:47 | |
Yep. | 1:13:50 | 1:13:51 | |
Kerry, I've got a confession. | 1:13:54 | 1:13:56 | |
-This might be a good time to tell you. -Tell me what? | 1:13:56 | 1:13:59 | |
I've been going in to Channel 9 and getting them to drop ads | 1:13:59 | 1:14:02 | |
and putting ours on instead. | 1:14:02 | 1:14:04 | |
-Jesus, son! -You might be hearing from a few companies. | 1:14:05 | 1:14:08 | |
Bloody hell, Cornell. | 1:14:13 | 1:14:15 | |
CHATTERING | 1:14:16 | 1:14:18 | |
A beer, thank you. | 1:14:43 | 1:14:44 | |
This is it, Kerry. | 1:15:49 | 1:15:50 | |
Yeah... | 1:15:56 | 1:15:57 | |
..I think you're right. | 1:15:59 | 1:16:01 | |
-Morning, Rose. -Good morning, Mr Warner. | 1:16:11 | 1:16:13 | |
Well? What do you think, huh? | 1:16:14 | 1:16:17 | |
I thought the party started a bit early. | 1:16:17 | 1:16:19 | |
Who the fuck organised that? | 1:16:19 | 1:16:21 | |
And we'd like to congratulate Kerry Packer and his organisation | 1:16:23 | 1:16:26 | |
-for the phenomenal crowd at the Sydney Cricket Ground last night... -Phenomenal? That's going a bit far. | 1:16:26 | 1:16:31 | |
What do you want me to do, just thank him? | 1:16:31 | 1:16:33 | |
This sticks in my craw, it really does. | 1:16:33 | 1:16:36 | |
Bob, we have to offer an official response. | 1:16:36 | 1:16:38 | |
-I have never seen anything like it. -As for that bloody song... | 1:16:38 | 1:16:41 | |
Yes, have you seen? It's number one from this morning. | 1:16:41 | 1:16:44 | |
On the pop charts. | 1:16:44 | 1:16:45 | |
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 1:16:55 | 1:16:58 | |
-Thommo. -G'day. | 1:17:02 | 1:17:04 | |
You can bowl, son. | 1:17:06 | 1:17:07 | |
But you haven't got a fuckin' idea how to organise your life. | 1:17:07 | 1:17:11 | |
Ha, yeah. | 1:17:11 | 1:17:12 | |
Welcome back. | 1:17:16 | 1:17:18 | |
Thanks, boss. | 1:17:18 | 1:17:20 | |
Kerry... | 1:17:20 | 1:17:21 | |
I was... I was talking to Ray Steele after the board called me in. | 1:17:22 | 1:17:26 | |
He said he wouldn't mind seeing all this over. | 1:17:26 | 1:17:28 | |
Did he, now? | 1:17:30 | 1:17:31 | |
And that's it for another night with our guests, Peter McFarlane | 1:17:38 | 1:17:41 | |
and Clive Bell, asking the big questions on cricket. | 1:17:41 | 1:17:44 | |
There's a long way to go finessing this new version of the great old game. | 1:17:44 | 1:17:48 | |
How long can these players keep it up? | 1:17:48 | 1:17:50 | |
Lillee breaking down again, Thomson out with a back problem, Gilmour's done a hamstring. | 1:17:50 | 1:17:54 | |
Even Greg Chappell, for the first time, is in trouble. | 1:17:54 | 1:17:57 | |
These men who have given everything are now at breaking point. | 1:17:57 | 1:18:01 | |
Goodnight. | 1:18:01 | 1:18:02 | |
It's time to go home now, Rosie. | 1:18:18 | 1:18:19 | |
-COMMENTATOR: -The Australians look absolutely fantastic on the field | 1:18:47 | 1:18:51 | |
in their gold coloured outfits. | 1:18:51 | 1:18:53 | |
Now, where were we? | 1:19:03 | 1:19:05 | |
Firstly, in principle, I'm happy for you to run the game. | 1:19:06 | 1:19:11 | |
My offer, which you fuckin' knocked back, was half a million a year | 1:19:14 | 1:19:18 | |
when the ABC contract expires, which is next month. | 1:19:18 | 1:19:23 | |
Accept that? | 1:19:23 | 1:19:24 | |
Yes. | 1:19:27 | 1:19:28 | |
'Out! Lloyd, gone. The West Indies, 3-15. | 1:19:30 | 1:19:34 | |
'The crowd goes absolutely mad.' | 1:19:34 | 1:19:36 | |
Totally exclusive TV rights. | 1:19:36 | 1:19:39 | |
Right. | 1:19:40 | 1:19:41 | |
I get exclusive promotional rights to the game in Australia... | 1:19:44 | 1:19:48 | |
Right. | 1:19:48 | 1:19:49 | |
..for ten years. | 1:19:49 | 1:19:50 | |
Right. | 1:19:53 | 1:19:54 | |
The coloured clothing...stays. | 1:19:54 | 1:19:58 | |
Yes. | 1:19:58 | 1:19:59 | |
'The ball hits the stumps, but well home...' | 1:20:01 | 1:20:04 | |
We work out the details later. | 1:20:04 | 1:20:06 | |
Erm... | 1:20:07 | 1:20:09 | |
..we'll take it to the Executive. | 1:20:11 | 1:20:13 | |
I'd appreciate it. | 1:20:16 | 1:20:17 | |
Hi, how are you. See you in a bit. | 1:20:39 | 1:20:41 | |
-Tony. Hey, where's Kerry? -He's not in there? -No. | 1:20:42 | 1:20:46 | |
-I haven't seen him. Are you coming back? -Yeah, yeah. | 1:20:46 | 1:20:49 | |
No, you don't need any of that. You get a building with a great big bloody front door | 1:20:51 | 1:20:55 | |
and you light it up like a fuckin' Christmas tree. | 1:20:55 | 1:20:57 | |
The punters come in, empty their wallets | 1:20:57 | 1:20:59 | |
and you open the door for them on their way out. "See you next week." | 1:20:59 | 1:21:03 | |
It's got to be the world's easiest way of making money, son. | 1:21:04 | 1:21:09 | |
Nah, what's a couple of roulette wheels cost? | 1:21:09 | 1:21:11 | |
Yeah, right-o. Yeah, good-o. | 1:21:14 | 1:21:16 | |
Tell Jimmy I'll see him in London, Monday. | 1:21:16 | 1:21:19 | |
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