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Oh, hello, I'm Donovan Daily and I like my beers cold, | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
my women hot and my football Premier League. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
So when the BBC asked me to host | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
The Premier League's Most Amazing Moments show, I said, "Hell, yeah." | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
But I told them I'll need a sidekick, a yin to my yang, | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
a Tonto to my Lone Ranger for this amazing quest. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
He had to be a Premier League legend. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
So I made my pick. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:23 | |
"Who was it, Don?" I hear you cry. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
"Was it Zola, Cantona, Beckham?" | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Oh, no, this guy's far superior, he's a maverick. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Mr Robert Savage. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Don, you're two hours early and it's Robbie. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Robbie, really? You're still calling yourself that? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
'Wow, what a goal!' | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
'Le Tissier!' | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Fan-dabby-dozey. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Join us for a feast of fabulous football. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
I've never missed a goal like that. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
We've got tears and triumph and trauma and tantrums. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:01 | |
I remember thinking, "What's going on here?" | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
And goals. Lots of goals. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
What do you expect me to do with a shot like that? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Plus comedy gold. Ha-ha. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Says it all. Pretty embarrassing. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
A smorgasbord of 20 years of the best football on the planet, | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
served up in bitesize nuggets. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Welcome to the Premier League's 50 Most Amazing Moments. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
Let's be having you! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
'City are champions!' | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Well, why don't you guys at home kick back, relax, chillax, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
if you like, get the little lady to bring you an iced cold beer, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
while me and Robbie make TV history. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Come on, let's go, get you some clothes on. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
-Have you got any biscuits? -Ginger nuts. -Ginger nuts, mmm. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Paul Scholes, ha-ha-ha. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
At number 50 is our first Premier League genius. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
And when baby Wayne Rooney broke through in October 2002, | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
he didn't arrive, he exploded. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
It was Everton V Arsenal at Goodison Park. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Arsenal were unbeaten for 30 games | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
and this little 16-year-old was ready and waiting. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
A few years ago, I was at a match where Everton were playing Arsenal | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
and my little brother said, | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
"There's a great, young lad, | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
"there's a great lad called Wayne Rooney." | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
I was like, "Oh, what's his name?" | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
Wayne's the name and this £80-a-week teenager is having | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
the game of his life. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
When Rooney breaks onto the scene, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
first of all we want to see his passport and birth certificate | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
because he's not a 16-year-old at Everton. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
There's one minute left of the game and this lad did the unthinkable. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Rooney picks up the ball, outside the box | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
and he puts it onto his right and does, like, a Beckham curl | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
into the top, left-hand corner. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
'Wayne Rooney. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
'Oh, he went for it. Oh! His first goal of the Premiership! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
'Ladies and gentlemen, introducing 16-year-old Wayne Rooney.' | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
You're not supposed to do that against Arsenal. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
You're playing against a great side, knocking people over, | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
you're scoring a goal against England goalkeeper David Seaman. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
So you knew he was a special talent. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
'What a special goal.' | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
30 games unbeaten, we were, at that time | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
and he picked up that ball, turned, shot and done Seaman. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
'I think, here, you're seeing the start of something special.' | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Yes, England, lock up your daughters, Rooney has arrived. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
He rode his bike home from Goodison Park. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Imagine, you've just chipped the England goalkeeper | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
and you've rode your bike home. Mint. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Rooney's Everton career didn't start as a 16-year-old. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Oh, no, it was way before then. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
When I was playing for Liverpool, I was the captain of Liverpool, | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Dave Watson was Everton captain | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
and we both walked onto the field holding the little mascot's hand, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
he was about eight years old, he was Wayne Rooney. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
And he looked about 25 then. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
And did this precious, little ten-year-old show due respect? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Rooney, kind of, | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
consistently and continually kept trying to chip Neville Southall, | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
which was quite embarrassing for, you know, | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
then the most capped Everton player of all time. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
He turned round, apparently, and told Wayne Rooney to BLEEP off. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
# It was a beautiful day... # | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
Celebrating a goal is the one of the most joyous moments | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
in any footballer's life. It's elation, it's bliss. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
It's unrestrained, pure unadulterated ecstasy. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
But there's always an exception to the rule | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
and this was truly exceptional. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Hello, Newcastle super sub Temuri Ketsbaia. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
'Gets attacked by Ketsbaia.' | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
He walks over, | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
the shirt comes off, then he looks like he's going to do | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
a full-on strip. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
I don't know what he was trying to do, | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
cos he tried to take his shoe off to kick the hoarding, | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
which would mean he'd probably break his foot. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
'Extraordinary gestures from Temuri Ketsbaia. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
'He's ripped off his shirt.' | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
So he just let's rip on the advertising boards | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
and just starts kicking hell out of them. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
And you're watching him thinking, nutter. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
He had a set plan after he scored a goal. It's like, | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
"I'm going to kick the fast food once, | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
"I'm going to kick the shoe manufacturer twice. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
"Get away from me, I'm on a roll! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
"I've got a plan! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
"Don't mess with me!" | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
But after a while, everyone just kept away from him | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
cos they didn't know what he was going to do next. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
# That boy needs therapy... # | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Some say he was angry because he was sick of being a sub. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
If you want to get picked, don't destroy the stadium. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
If I want a promotion at work and go up to my boss and go, | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
"Yeah, I know I've been trying really hard, | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
"but, to make my point, I've thrown the fish tank out of the window. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
"Let's talk about a raise." That's not how you do it, Temuri. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
But only now has the truth come out. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
When he was young, he was attacked in his sleep | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
by a burger | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
and a shoe! | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
It was terrible, OK? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
He's not happy about it! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
14 years later, Temuri finally calmed down | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
and, apparently, runs an anger management clinic | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
with Roy Keane and Joey Barton. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Or did I just make that up? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
What number was my goal against QPR? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
And you must have me when I played a goal against Reading. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
I'm afraid, old boy, that neither of those cut the mustard. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Not like this one, | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
which is one of the most amazing moments of the Premier League ever. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
Check it out. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
You got any crisps? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
In hindsight, yeah, you do regret your actions, | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
but, at the same time, it was done for the right reasons. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
'Not spotted. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
'Oh. He's got it!' | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
It was Boxing Day 2008 in Manchester. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
City were full of festive cheer and Hull, it seemed, | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
were still full of festive beer. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
'Robinho is arriving, if he can find him, and does! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
'Manchester City just insatiable here.' | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
We had 5,500 travelling Hull City fans | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
that were packed in at the Etihad Stadium. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
And I felt as if we'd really them down. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
So they were four-nil down at half-time | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
and manager Phil Brown was about to do something | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
so extraordinary you'll need to sit down. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
We all made a beeline for, in front of the supporters. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
He decided he was going to give the team talk on the pitch. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Which is a bit like, a bit like that couple who have a row in local pub | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
on a Saturday and everyone has to watch them and it's like, come on. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
# We don't need no education... # | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
I could've got them in the warmth of the changing room, | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
but I felt as if it was a Sunday league performance. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
So I delivered it on the pitch. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
He basically tells them off, | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
like a school teacher telling off some kids. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
With 25 cameras at the stadium, it was prime time viewing. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
# Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone... # | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
'Phil Brown venting his frustrations on the field | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
'to his team at half-time.' | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
But it gets better. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
One year later, in exactly the same fixture, | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
at exactly the same end of the pitch, | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
those naughty, little boys go the chance to get their own back | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
on their own manager. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Paul McShane, the Irishman, he goes, | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
"I tell you what we should do, whoever scores, we should like, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:26 | |
"honestly, get all the boys round him and do the Phil Brown." | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
I said, "I guarantee I'll score now, I will guarantee you that." | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Cos it's always me, you know what I mean. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
'And Jimmy Bullard has the opportunity. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
'And Hull City are level.' | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
I lost my head, fans just going mental. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
The boys said, "Celebrate." I said, "I am celebrating," | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
And they're like, "No, no, the Phil Brown." We sit down, we done it. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
'Oh, look at the celebration, ha-ha! Jimmy Bullard!' | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
I didn't know if he was going to be fuming or if he'd be like, | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
"Oh, that's brilliant." | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
I just couldn't control myself, I was laughing beyond recognition, | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
it was unbelievable. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
He sort of, sort of took it as to say, | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
"Yeah, good celebration, but don't push your mark." | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Do you know what I mean? To be fair, it's a great celebration. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
You know, year on, same place, that's just class as well. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Sporting events have had their fair share of invasions over the years. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
From the athletic to the down right stupid. Is that Richard Hammond? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
But none was more bizarre than the one that took place | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
at Blackburn in a crucial relegation battle at the end of last season. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
I've got no idea how they got a chicken, | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
smuggled through the turnstiles. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
I'd love to know where it was hidden. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Why did the chicken cross the pitch? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
To protest the meat processors in India. Ha-ha-ha. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
I just made that up. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
This plucky demonstration was aimed at the new Indian owners, | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
the Venky's, the chicken meat processing tycoons. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
'Here's a curious state of affairs.' | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Probably jumped out of the processing line, about to become a bhuna | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
and made a last minute dash for freedom, didn't he? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
# Ain't nobody here but us chickens... # | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
But what do we need most in an emergency like this? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Why, some truly awful chicken puns, of course. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
I'd recognise a fowl when I see one, don't worry. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Who knows? Maybe he could've got them a better result | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
if he'd played on the wing. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
'He should have the best hands of all, shouldn't he?' | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Well, it didn't quite make the farm, | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
but it did end up starring in its own commercial. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
'Blackburn Rovers proudly owned by Venky's.' | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
Poor chicken. Let's hope there wasn't a goal mass scramble | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
in the way and they didn't get a roasting at the end. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Actually, by the roasting, I mean cooked. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
I shouldn't say that to do with football, should I? Ha-ha-ha. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
To be able to go out in front of people | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
and play this beautiful game that we all love, | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
that's got to be really cool unless you're Emmanuel Eboue. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
'And Emmanuel Eboue will play his first football | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
'in the first team since the four-all draw with Tottenham.' | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
When the Arsenal defender came on in the first half against Wigan, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
it proved to be one of the most memorable substitutions | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
in Premier history, | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
for all the wrong reasons. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
We've all been off sick from work, come back and gone, "What? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
"What is it I do again?" | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
So maybe it was a bit of that. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
But I think he might have thought he was playing for Wigan. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
I think, cos he kept passing it to them. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
-'Here's Emmanuel Eboue.' -He did have a shocker, he really did. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
He was tackling his own players. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
'Goodness me, Eboue's having an absolute nightmare.' | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
He was playing greats on the through balls for Wigan's strikers. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
'Eboue. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
'Oh, terrible, it's killing us.' | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
In the end, Arsene Wenger had no choice | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
but to substitute one of his own substitutes. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
'Emmanuel Eboue, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
'who came on after 31 minutes for the injured Samir Nasri, | 0:11:52 | 0:11:57 | |
'is replaced.' | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
Football players call that a sub sub. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
And that's the worst that can happen to you as a football player. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
I know a lot of players will say, "Just leave me out there and I'll get through it." | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
But, in that particular situation, | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
it didn't look like he was going to get through it. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
'The substitute is substituted | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
'and the Arsenal supporters get to their feet and applaud.' | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
The crowd were booing him so badly, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
but he's such a positive guy, | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
he thought they were just shouting his name. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
"Booo-e, E-booo-e. E-booo-e." | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
You know, for him, he still had a great game. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
# It's a hard-knock life for us. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
He's a good player, at the end of the day. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
I think you see Arsene Wenger's managerial awareness, you know, | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
the nous that he's got to bring an individual back from the brink. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
And put them back in and we've seen the benefit of that. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
He is a great player. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
'And in! And it's Emmanuel Eboue.' | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Your second coming's always better | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
than your first, and I think that's definitely a story for Eboue. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
You'll never guess. I've only gone and done a poll. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
-Really? Who won? -You did. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
I asked the viewers at home | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
for their favourite ever Premiership moment. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
-And they, lo and behold, chose you. -I'm the winner? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
Well, you could say that. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Or you could say that football and the viewers at home, | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
they're the real winners. Have a look at this. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Martin O'Neill once said to Robbie, "You lack only one thing." | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
And Robbie said, "Well, what is it?" And he said, "It's talent." | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
But that's him, innit? If everyone was the same in football, it'd be so boring, you know... | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
you have your good players, you have your bad players, | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
you have your Ronaldos, you have your Robbie Savages, don't you? It's just the way it is. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
# If you're gonna be dumb You gotta be tough... # | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
Love him or loathe him, | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
Robbie Savage was a modern day pantomime villain | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
of the Premier League, and a master at winding up the opposition. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
It was brilliant, I thrived off it, I loved being booed | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
when away from home and at home at times. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
-But that was me. -He was quite accident prone as well, wasn't he? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
So he's a bit of a comedy character. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
But against Newcastle United in 2003, | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
the joke was definitely on him. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
There was an incident when Matt Messias actually awarded a free kick. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
And, as his arm came out to give the signal, | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
he smacked Savage straight in the face. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
# Boom, boom, boom Gotta get that boom, boom, boom... # | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
I like Savage, I think he's a bit of a character, | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
but I can see why, ref just thought, "Have a bit of that." | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
It just goes to show, he's not really hard man. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
To get knocked out by a referee, | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
well, says it all, doesn't it? Pretty embarrassing. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
'Jamie Clapham and the referee saw the funny side of it.' | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
Matt Messias giving me the forearm smash, I think every ref, really, | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
around the country, was celebrating with a glass of vino. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
'Well, he's not every referee's cup of tea, Robbie Savage, | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
'but that's a new one on me.' | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
It's difficult to love Robbie, | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
but you don't need to love him | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
because he loves himself enough to make up for the rest of the world. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
I'd describe myself as a very modest man. I'm insecure, quite quiet. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
On the field, I was a bit of an egg, to be fair, | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
but, off it, I'm just a normal, down to earth guy. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
So there you have it, Robbie Savage is just a normal, | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
down to earth type of guy. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
And that's official. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
CHEERING | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Football loves to immortalise its greats. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
At Man United you have the Holy Trinity, Charlton, Best and Law. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
And at Arsenal you have the legends of Adams and Henry. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
And at Fulham, well, the choice is endless. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
OK, now we're going to see this spectacle, please. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
But who could it be? | 0:15:32 | 0:15:33 | |
Jimmy Hill. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Rodney Marsh. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
Bobby Robson. Yeah, you could've took your pick, couldn't you? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
Not Michael Jackson. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Michael Jackson, that famous central midfield legend. # He-he. # | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
That guy is as synonymous with football as 50 Cent is with snooker. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:53 | |
Yup, on 3rd April 2011, Mohammed Al-Fayed, owner of Fulham, | 0:15:53 | 0:15:58 | |
had a massive erection of Michael Jackson unveiled at Craven Cottage. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
But why? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
"I've got that much money, I know what I'm going to do, | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
"I'm going to build a 30-foot statue of Michael Jackson." | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Sound, mate, yeah. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
It's so life-like too. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
I thought he was there, I started to go, "Michael!" | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
And then I realised it's a BLEEP statue. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Michael Jackson's love affair with Fulham is legendary. Right? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:23 | |
# I just can't stop loving you... # | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
He only ever went there once. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
I think it was, like, a Wigan game in 1999. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
And he was so excited about it. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Who wouldn't be? It's Wigan. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
He's walking round the pitch with his umbrella | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
and I think the majority of the fans who were there that day | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
didn't think it was really him. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
He loved football. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
And I have great admiration of him as an artist. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
So of all the legends of Fulham, they erect a statue of a man | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
who spent a total of 28 seconds on the pitch. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
I can't really work Mohammed Al-Fayed out | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
because he looks like an excited kid at the unveiling, | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
but, yet, he knew the reaction from the fans was complete outrage. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:04 | |
So the fans didn't like it, but they didn't blame on the sunshine. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
They didn't blame it on the moonlight. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
They didn't blame it on the good times. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
They blamed it on the fogey. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
What can I do? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
Yeah, they go on to become the greatest club | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
in Premier League history, | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
but back in '92/'93, Man United hadn't won a sausage in 26 years. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:28 | |
'Manchester United are in trouble.' | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
They're a goal behind to Sheffield Wednesday at Old Trafford, | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
they basically need to win or the momentum's going out | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
of their title chase. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
Second in the league with six games to go, time was running out. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
'Bruce. It's in!' | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
Steve Bruce equalises, but, on the 90th minute, | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
the football world witnessed a brand new phenomena. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
A pivotal moment that would change the face of the game for ever. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
'Now, there can't be much more of this stoppage time left.' | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
Oh, yes, there can. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Cos this was the birth of... | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
-Fergie Time. -Fergie Time. -Fergie Time. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
There's normal time and then there's Fergie Time. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Fergie Time which is just the time you have to add on | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
at Old Trafford to make sure they don't lose. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
# We have all the time in the world... # | 0:18:09 | 0:18:16 | |
It's like the third parallel and it exists independently | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
of Greenwich Mean Time or Chico Time or tea time. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
If it was three minutes, Sir Alex gets four. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
If it's four minutes, Sir Alex gets five. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
If it's seven minutes, Sir Alex gets eight. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
The dawning of Fergie Time was upon us. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
90 minutes was up and the game played on and on. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
And on and on and on a bit more. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
Time would just keep ticking on, ticking on, ticking on. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
The fans would think, "Here we go again, | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
"we're going to get this close and blow it." | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
It was the 98th minute and Fergie Time was about to pay dividends. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
'And Bruce!' | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
Bruce! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
'Can you believe that?' | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
I know, eight minutes, huh? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Fergie's celebration, the last time I saw his legs move. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
He had a go at me for my celebrations and then he goes | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
and does that. It's ridiculous. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
We've all been excited. But they crossed the line when they turned it into Dirty Dancing. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
MUSIC: "The Time of My Life" by Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
That was it. United went on to win their first of 12 Premier League titles. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
Whilst Fergie is building a time machine to make sure that dance never happened. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
Calm down, calm down! | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Here's number 42. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
Scousers are well-known for their sense of humour. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
They love a good laugh. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
He's hilarious! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
They're great. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
She's gorgeous. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:44 | |
I'm not sure about him. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
But in April, 2000, half of the city were left feeling decidedly blue, | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
when they witnessed the most bizarre finish to a Merseyside Derby ever. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:55 | |
I was delighted. The game had gone extremely well. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
It was nil-nil, and time was up. The goalkeeper, Westerveld, had the ball. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
'This might just be it.' | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
And then it all came down to the very last kick of the match. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
As I glanced at my watch, | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
just about to blow the whistle, | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
I looked back and the ball is going over Westerveld's head. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
It's hit Don Hutchison and going into the net. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
I panic and blow my whistle. Time's up. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
'He's been surrounded by Everton players.' | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
They do blow the whistle as soon as the ball's been kicked sometimes. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
It's a killer, innit? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
'Whether the referee had blown the final whistle before the ball crossed the line, I don't know. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:40 | |
'He's the only man who knows that.' | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
I thought I'd blown the whistle before it entered the net. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
The footage afterwards questioned that. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
But did you get it wrong, Graham? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
'So it ends with real controversy in the final second.' | 0:20:50 | 0:20:54 | |
What are you doing to me? Big Evertonian. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
You ruin that for me. We hardly ever win derbies. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
Do us a favour! At least say sorry. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Everton-Liverpool, the Don Hutchison goal. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
All I can say is I got it wrong. Sorry, Don. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
'But this isn't the worst decision you'll ever see. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
'No. That one's coming up later.' | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Of course your glory days were at Manchester United, right? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
Not really. I wasn't good enough and they let me go. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Still, you were part of that team with Giggsy, Becks, | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
the Nevilles and Scholesy | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
and of course, the aptly-named Nicky Butt. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Were you ever at Tottenham? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
No, but I could have been if I'd wanted to. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Yeah, well probably the only lucky break they had. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
You not joining them. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
Spurs were so far ahead of Arsenal. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
They were nailed-on for third. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
At one point during that season, | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
people were talking about them as potential Premier League champions. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
It's 1.30pm on the 26th February, 2012. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
Sitting third in the table, looking forward to Champions League football | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
next season, things couldn't have been much better for Tottenham. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
Tottenham came into that game against Arsenal | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
ten points clear. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
Then, at 1.34pm, it did get better. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
'Saha with a deflected shot... | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
'..which creeps in and Spurs have a lead inside four minutes.' | 0:22:12 | 0:22:17 | |
And then at 2.04 pm, it got mental. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
'It's Emmanuel Adebayor. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
'That merely increases Arsenal's pain.' | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
I remember thinking, "What's goin' on here? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
"We're two-nil down!" | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Everything's cushti. Looks like it's going to be a 13-point | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
lead over Arsenal. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
Game over, surely. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
But, then again - if anyone can rip bizarre stuff from the jaws of triumph, | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
it's Spurs, | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
and what happened next was truly extraordinary. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
'Bacary Sagna! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
'Fantastic - curls one!' | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
'And Rosicky! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
'And Walcott makes it 4-2! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
'Here's Walcott again. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:54 | |
'There's no flag. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
'And Walcott makes it five! | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
'Simply stunning!' | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
No, this is not a joke. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:01 | |
This really happened, | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
and it won't be the last time Spurs mess it up, either. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
The whole season changed for Spurs | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
with that defeat. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
Suddenly, the whole thing just fell apart. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
From that game, Tottenham had a dreadful finish to the season. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
So dreadful that arch enemies Arsenal caught then up and finished above them. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
At least Spurs had a Champions League spot. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
Oh, no - of course they.. erm, well at least Harry got the England job. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
I'm going for the chance to the manager of England, | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
-and I'll be looking forward to it. -Ouch, Harry. That's got to hurt. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
At least you'll win the League next year with Spurs... Oh! | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
So from going possibly Champions League Football, | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
looked like they would finish third in the Premier League, | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
to him probably getting the England job | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
to having nothing just goes to show - | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
people say a week's a long time in football. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
24 hours can be even longer sometimes. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Redknapp has since regretted having his | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
smash-the-mirrors-over-black-cats -under-ladders theme party | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
last Friday 13th. | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
Coming up, tragedy... | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
'My word! Oh, what an embarrassment!' | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
..Comedy... | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
It's like the footballing equivalent | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
to Del Boy falling through the bar. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
'Dear, oh dear.' | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
..and pure fantasy. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
'He's off his line! Oh! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
'That was absolutely phenomenal!' | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
He was a top-drawer player, Ronnie, | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
but there's only one thing he'll ever be remembered for, I'm afraid. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
September 19th, 1992. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
The Premier League had only been alive one month, | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
and was about to witness a monstrosity | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
so grotesque it's still talked about | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
20 years later. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
It was unbelievable. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
'Liverpool must be missing the presence of people like Ian Rush.' | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
But at least they have Ronny Rosenthal. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
He were like the best player ever. "Oh my God, who's this dude?" | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
Like God and he's really Pele, | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
until Aston Villa. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
But if you are of a nervous disposition, look away now. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
This is horrific. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
He gets past the last defender and the keeper | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
and he's not even at the side of the goal, | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
he's right bang-on in the middle | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
of an open goal. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
It was so wide-open. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
I think it shocked him. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
He was going, "Whoa! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!" | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
'Rosenthal's going to score!'¬ | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Oh yes, he is...n't. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
'Oh, he's hit the bar!' | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
'What a let-off for Villa, and what a miss by Rosenthal.' | 0:25:27 | 0:25:33 | |
I love re-runs of Rosenthal's miss more than anything else in the world. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
It is harder to miss than to score it. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
I've never missed a goal like that. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
"Yeah - you are rubbish, after all." | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
But that could be stripey ball. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
'Oh, hands on hips.' | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
That's probably how good a player he was. he could hit the bar from six yards | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
with a moving ball, whereas no-one else could do that. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
If he had tried that shot 100,000 times, | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
he would probably only have made it, like, 3,000. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:04 | |
But that's still pretty good. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
MUSIC: "Cannonball" by the Breeders | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
The funny thing about the miss is he thought he had scored. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
He turned away to celebrate, which made it even worse. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
Ronny Rosenthal scored one of the best hat-tricks I've ever seen, | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
and still we never talk about that. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:17 | |
We just talk about that goal, that miss. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
Poor old Ronny. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
For me it was also a big shock. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
Don't worry, Ronny. Your miss was horrible, but watch out later. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
There's one even worse! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
Relegation. Football's own terminal illness. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:38 | |
Nothing can cure it, of course, apart from the sweet, sweet taste | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
of promotion. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
Nothing's as bad as relegation. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
I can think of something. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
Being relegated three different times with three different clubs - | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
-Robbie Relegation. -It was two, idiot. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
"Idiot"? - there's no need for that, is there? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
-Potty mouth. -Goofy. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
We've all tried to throw a sickie from work. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
But not the entire office | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
on the same day. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:09 | |
But that's exactly what Middlesbrough tried | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
all the way back in 1996. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
They were struck down by an illness in the middle of winter, | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
and the asked the Premier League if they could replay a league game. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
But the Premier League weren't having any of it. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
Middlesbrough had 23 sickies | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
on the eve of their fixture against Blackburn. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
They took the unprecedented step | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
of pulling out. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:32 | |
I've done some blags in me time - | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
"Can't come to school, me grandad's ate the dog", | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
but you can't, two days before a match, | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
say, "We've got 23 injuries." | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
You can name three. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:45 | |
"I've hurt me ankle, I've twisted me knee, | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
"and me boots are broken." | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
They were docked three points | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
for not fielding a team. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
Which Middlesbrough appealed. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
'Bryan Robson, the manager, wants his club's three points back.' | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
But he didn't get 'em. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
You've got reserves, youth team players. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
Had they played the game and just lost, | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
it wouldn't have been a problem. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
But to just call a game off, | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
straight, is unheard of. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:09 | |
Still, manager Bryan Robson was in good spirits, though. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:13 | |
No more, OK? No more. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
I think we sort of felt the game would be replayed. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
Middlesbrough would get a fine | 0:28:18 | 0:28:20 | |
and that would be it. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:21 | |
Fast-forward to the last game of the season, and the three point deduction | 0:28:21 | 0:28:25 | |
meant they needed to win against Leeds to stay up. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
'That is it. Brian Deane scores for Leeds United.' | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
But despite them all turning up on the day, | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
all they could muster was a draw. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:34 | |
That sickie back in December had come back to haunt them. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:38 | |
'Robson must accept that | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
'is the end for his plucky side.' | 0:28:40 | 0:28:43 | |
Middlesbrough fans were as sick as... a Middlesbrough player. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
Just look at their sad little faces. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:49 | |
She's distraught(!) | 0:28:49 | 0:28:52 | |
So next time you're thinking of throwing a sickie, | 0:28:54 | 0:28:57 | |
have a Lemsip and man-up. | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
What happened to me, I think brought the football world together. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:08 | |
On the 17th March, 2012, | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
Bolton's Fabrice Muamba brought football to a standstill. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:15 | |
I'd never seen CPR carried out on a football pitch before. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:19 | |
What happened to fabrice is one of the most shocking moments | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
in modern day football. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
I realised this was a serious incident | 0:29:25 | 0:29:27 | |
and that point decided I should go and try and help. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:30 | |
For Andrew to come out the stand as a Tottenham supporter, | 0:29:30 | 0:29:33 | |
a senor cardiologist to be there | 0:29:33 | 0:29:36 | |
to help in that process, | 0:29:36 | 0:29:38 | |
it was amazing. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:41 | |
The 23-year-old had a cardiac arrest | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
on the pitch at White Hart Lane | 0:29:43 | 0:29:45 | |
in the game against Spurs. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:47 | |
From the moment he collapsed on the pitch to us finally | 0:29:47 | 0:29:51 | |
getting his heart to produce some output, | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
was 78 minutes in all. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
He was rushed to hospital, | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
and over the course of the following days, | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
Fabrice did something remarkable. He brought football together in an unprecedented show of unity. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:04 | |
In true Bolton style, Fabrice is going to fight against the odds, | 0:30:04 | 0:30:08 | |
and come through, hopefully. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:09 | |
When we knew the amount of people that had Fabrice in their thoughts | 0:30:09 | 0:30:12 | |
that were praying globally, | 0:30:12 | 0:30:14 | |
there was a unity which was incredible. | 0:30:14 | 0:30:16 | |
You can completely understand why it did unite so many people. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
Because it was a horrific event. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
Nobody ever wants to see that. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
Four days after he suffered a cardiac arrest, | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
Fabrice Muamba remains in intensive care. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
But doctors say his progress | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
is remarkable. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:31 | |
In these circumstances, | 0:30:31 | 0:30:33 | |
a significant proportion of people | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
wouldn't make it, | 0:30:36 | 0:30:37 | |
but thank goodness Fabrice did. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:30:39 | 0:30:43 | |
Muamba made an incredible recovery, | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
and on May 2nd, | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
less than two months after the incident, he came back to Bolton, | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
for one of the most heartfelt moments in football history. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:59 | |
It was amazing to see him come back. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:02 | |
It was a moment I think the whole world was brought together. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:05 | |
Not just the football, but everybody was touched in different ways. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:10 | |
Ever since then, I'm just grateful. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:13 | |
Robbie, you know your old team, David Dunn, | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
from Blackburn and Birmingham? | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
How did he pronounce his name again? | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
Dunn. David Dunn. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:24 | |
That's a double N, but you only pronounce the first N. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
It's like the second B in "Robbie". | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
So it's not David "Dumb", then? | 0:31:29 | 0:31:31 | |
No. Dunn like "nn, nn". "Dunn". | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
Robbie, it's a joke for this next link. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:36 | |
You've ruined it now. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
-It's not "Dumb". -That's dumb. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
Dunn. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:42 | |
Well it's done and dumb. Here's David Dunn. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
The rabona. Perhaps the most beautiful, yet gloriously-impossible move in football. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:56 | |
Executed by only the most skilled artistes of the game. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:59 | |
And this fella. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
'Here's David Dunn. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
'Ah. Dear, oh, dear.' | 0:32:07 | 0:32:08 | |
David Dunn, bless him. | 0:32:10 | 0:32:11 | |
He tries a messy-esque move, doesn't he? | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
But it's David Dunn and it doesn't work for him. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:19 | |
Not only does he miss the ball, | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
but to knock yourself down, | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
it's just brilliant! | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
It's like the footballing equivalent of Del Boy | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
falling through the bar. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
What on earth was going through his mind? | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
"It's nice weather out there. Oh, look at that girl. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
"Wow, a butterfly.. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
"WHOA! WHAT AM I DOING?!" | 0:32:40 | 0:32:41 | |
I think you can only ever try a piece of skill like that | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
if you're Brazilian. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:46 | |
Possibly Argentinian. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:47 | |
Not if you're David Dunn. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:49 | |
'Good job his manager's laughing.' | 0:32:49 | 0:32:51 | |
This is a lesson in how to reduce your transfer value | 0:32:51 | 0:32:54 | |
from five million to five pence in one second. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:58 | |
Could Dunn have been the English Ronaldo? | 0:33:00 | 0:33:04 | |
No. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:05 | |
At 36, we have the Toon Army, | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
hosting the Gunners for a traditional, straight-forward Arsenal victory. Right? | 0:33:11 | 0:33:16 | |
Walcott scored one of the fastest goals ever. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
'Arsenal have scored after 40 seconds!' | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
After just three minutes, Arsenal score again! | 0:33:22 | 0:33:24 | |
'The header is in - it's two!' | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
'Walcott's pulled back. It's three - it's van Persie. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:32 | |
'We haven't played ten minutes yet.' | 0:33:32 | 0:33:34 | |
The game looked over before it had even begun. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:36 | |
I thought it was going to be double figures. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
They were absolutely hammering us. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
'Cross - it's four!" | 0:33:43 | 0:33:44 | |
t could have been six, even been eight. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
The game was dead. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:49 | |
'Arsenal have probably spent more time celebrating goals in this game | 0:33:49 | 0:33:53 | |
'than Newcastle have had in possession. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
'They're not going for a pie, I don't think - they're going home. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
You don't expect things to go wrong from there. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:02 | |
Come on, wake up, Chipmunk. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:05 | |
Newcastle must have that awful feeling the heavens are about to open on them. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:09 | |
And the goals might pour in. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
But the footballing Gods had other ideas | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
and early in the second half the Gunners went down to ten men. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:18 | |
I started to get a bit more confidence back after Diaby got sent off, | 0:34:18 | 0:34:21 | |
cos you thought, "At least we can make it respectable." | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
And a penalty in the 68th minute gave Newcastle the chance | 0:34:24 | 0:34:28 | |
to salvage a little bit of pride. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:30 | |
-'Not much of a run-up, but scores.' -And then one quickly became two. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:34 | |
'Best at the back post. Best again...he's done it!' | 0:34:34 | 0:34:39 | |
Is two goals enough? This fella wants two more. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:42 | |
You actually sensed that once Newcastle got one and two | 0:34:42 | 0:34:45 | |
that this comeback could be on. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
-'He's given a penalty!' -You think if you get back to 4-3, it's a miracle. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:52 | |
'It's 3-4! Unbelievable!' | 0:34:53 | 0:34:57 | |
Come on, Toon! This cheeky chap wants another one, and as they say, | 0:34:57 | 0:35:01 | |
all good things come to good men... and Joey Barton. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:05 | |
'They've got seven minutes to score one more.' | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
With the end of the game in sight, Newcastle got a freekick on the edge of the box. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:12 | |
Joey Barton whipped in a freekick but it got cleared by an Arsenal defender. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:16 | |
It kind of looks like it's happening in slow motion. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:19 | |
'Tiote. Great strike... Goal! It's an absolutely fantastic goal!' | 0:35:19 | 0:35:25 | |
Newcastle and St James' Park went wild and, of course, Arsene Wenger never saw it. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:30 | |
So not only are you elated that you've got a point and a draw, | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
it was such a high to end on such a brilliant goal. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
'This game is going down in premier League history.' | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
So what did Wenger make of it all? | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
-My opinion is not important. -Come on, Arsene, what do you really think? | 0:35:41 | 0:35:45 | |
My opinion is not important. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:49 | |
Ah, fair enough. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
In the game of Top Trumps - Football's Biggest Losers, | 0:35:53 | 0:35:57 | |
one name rules supreme. | 0:35:57 | 0:35:58 | |
-David Seaman? -No. -Shocking ponytail. -Yeah, who'd have one of those?! | 0:35:59 | 0:36:03 | |
-Bernt Haas? -No. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
-John Terry? -John Terry? | 0:36:08 | 0:36:10 | |
-Harry Kewell? -Close but no cigar. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
I'm talking, of course, of the idiot gift that kept on giving. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:18 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Peter Enckelman. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
Now, that's what you call handling, Robbie. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
It's time to head off to get another Brummie derby for more classic, | 0:36:29 | 0:36:33 | |
slapstick capers. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:34 | |
What have those funsters got in store for us this time? | 0:36:34 | 0:36:37 | |
Some of the most special games are derby games. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
I was lucky enough to referee most of them | 0:36:39 | 0:36:41 | |
and Birmingham-Villa was another key game. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:44 | |
Birmingham were leading 1-0 after 30 minutes, | 0:36:44 | 0:36:47 | |
but then rather than equalise, | 0:36:47 | 0:36:48 | |
the Villa jokers decided to delight the crowd | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
with some classic comedy gold. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:52 | |
Peter Enckelman... | 0:36:52 | 0:36:53 | |
There was a throw-in taken back to him | 0:36:53 | 0:36:57 | |
and he appeared to just lift his foot. | 0:36:57 | 0:36:59 | |
'Oh, my word! Oh, what an embarrassment! | 0:37:03 | 0:37:06 | |
'I do not believe it. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
'We have seen one the craziest goals ever!' | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
One half of Birmingham goes absolutely insane. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
And Villa fans go home looking for the pillow to hide under. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:20 | |
It's pretty much what would happen if my mum was in goal. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:23 | |
-It's absolutely incredible. -Peter Enckelman... | 0:37:23 | 0:37:25 | |
Well, probably as bad with his hands, never mind his feet! | 0:37:25 | 0:37:28 | |
David Elleray was refereeing and some how had seen this very slight touch. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:33 | |
'If it did come off the goalkeeper's foot, then obviously, | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
'the goal should stand, | 0:37:40 | 0:37:41 | |
'but if it didn't, it should have been disallowed.' | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
But with every comedy crowd, you'll always get the idiot hecklers. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:48 | |
'What the stewards were doing to allow those idiots on the pitch I'll never know.' | 0:37:48 | 0:37:52 | |
If that happened to me I'd have to rugby tackle that fan. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
He's getting it. The fan's getting it. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
I don't care how big he is, he's getting it. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
This is a tale of one Russian, one Dane | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
and one goal worth one billion pounds. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:10 | |
The Chelsea-Liverpool game at the end of that season was a game | 0:38:10 | 0:38:13 | |
that changed the history of the Premiership. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
Back in 2003, Chelsea weren't the team that most of us know and hate today. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:20 | |
They were in serious financial trouble. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
What a lot of Chelsea fans don't know is that it was very possible | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
that Chelsea would have gone into administration. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
On the last day of the season, Chelsea were playing Liverpool. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:31 | |
The final Champions League place would go to the winner, so the stakes couldn't be higher. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:38 | |
Trevor Birch, who was the chief executive, | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
went into the changing room before the game, and said to the players, | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
"If we don't get into the Champions League and get access to that big pot of gold, | 0:38:43 | 0:38:47 | |
"the club is in dire straits." | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
And hovering above London at that very moment was a rich Russian, on a mission to buy a football club. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:57 | |
Abramovich was looking around, | 0:39:01 | 0:39:02 | |
and he was either going to go for Spurs or Chelsea. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
There were rumours that he'd looked at buying Tottenham Hotspur, | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
but Tottenham Hotspur weren't close to the Champions League at that point. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:11 | |
The game was at 1-1. With 26 minutes gone, up steps Danish maestro, Jesper Gronkjaer, | 0:39:11 | 0:39:16 | |
with a moment that changed Chelsea Football Club for ever. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:20 | |
'Gronkjaer, who's been peripheral so far, but not now! | 0:39:20 | 0:39:24 | |
'Oh! What about that! Jesper Gronkjaer! 2-1 Chelsea! | 0:39:24 | 0:39:30 | |
'Amazing moment at Stamford Bridge.' | 0:39:30 | 0:39:33 | |
It's impossible to overestimate the importance of that result, | 0:39:33 | 0:39:36 | |
and for that reason, Jesper Gronkjaer is a folk hero | 0:39:36 | 0:39:39 | |
within the history of Chelsea Football Club. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:42 | |
'Jesper Gronkjaer has Chelsea on their way to the Champions League.' | 0:39:42 | 0:39:47 | |
So, because of that goal, Roman Abramovich bought them for 140 million, | 0:39:47 | 0:39:51 | |
and Chelsea became for ever known as Chelksi. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:55 | |
That's why they call Jesper Gronkjaer's goal the one billion pound goal. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
At number 33 is a tale of two Spurs players, who in 1997 | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
were quite literally caught with their pants down at St James's Park. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:11 | |
You know, half time came and we went in, and, um, | 0:40:11 | 0:40:14 | |
manager gave his team talk and I went "I got to go to the toilet." | 0:40:14 | 0:40:19 | |
So I went off to the toilet. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:21 | |
I went to the toilet, Les went to the toilet, | 0:40:21 | 0:40:23 | |
cubicles next to each other. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:24 | |
I think we might have been talking, | 0:40:24 | 0:40:26 | |
I can't remember exactly what happened. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:28 | |
We were in the toilet, and we're discussing about what we needed to do. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
Everyone does what they want to do, you know, you sit down, you relax a bit, you know. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:35 | |
# I fell in to a burning ring of fire... # | 0:40:35 | 0:40:41 | |
So we're talking, and we're talking ages, and I went, | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
"Foxy - sounds a bit quiet in the changing rooms." | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
He went... I can't say what he said, but he said, | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
"Yeah, it does sound a bit quiet." | 0:40:48 | 0:40:50 | |
Went down, as we're going down the tunnel we see the game going on, like. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:58 | |
'Newcastle kick off the second half, but I don't know if the players are aware...' | 0:40:58 | 0:41:02 | |
I said, "Les, I think they've kicked off." | 0:41:02 | 0:41:03 | |
So the walk turned into a jog, got to the edge of the pitch, | 0:41:03 | 0:41:07 | |
and we were standing there, saying, "Referee, we're two players short!" | 0:41:07 | 0:41:11 | |
But the referee was in a hurry to get the game started | 0:41:11 | 0:41:13 | |
so he could get back to his 1970s referee fancy dress party. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:17 | |
We come up the stairs onto the pitch, and obviously the supporters gave us a big cheer and stuff, | 0:41:17 | 0:41:23 | |
and it was just one of those mad, mad situations, like, | 0:41:23 | 0:41:26 | |
the referee had started the game with nine men. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:28 | |
I mean, I've never heard anything like it before or since. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
To start a game with nine players because two of them are in the khazi, | 0:41:31 | 0:41:35 | |
um, it's not exactly professional, is it? | 0:41:35 | 0:41:37 | |
In the second half, Newcastle let rip. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
-They won the game and Spurs were left down in the dumps(!) -HE CHUCKLES | 0:41:42 | 0:41:47 | |
Hey Robbie, let's play a game of word association. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
-Here's one for you - -MAKES SEAGULL NOISES | 0:41:54 | 0:41:58 | |
Eric Cantona. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
Well done. Good, good, good. OK - Va-va-voom! | 0:42:00 | 0:42:04 | |
-Thierry Henry. -Well, there's no fooling you, mister. OK. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:11 | |
-COMEDY SOUND EFFECT: -Wah-wah-wah... | 0:42:11 | 0:42:14 | |
Who's that? | 0:42:14 | 0:42:16 | |
Well, that is a sound that follows this buffoon around. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:20 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr OG himself, Michael Proctor. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:25 | |
'The supporters here have seen fewer goals this season than | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
'any other crowd in English league football.' | 0:42:33 | 0:42:37 | |
On the first of February 2003, | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
and with just 16 goals in 25 games, things were about to change | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
as Sunderland managed to score a unique hat-trick in one match. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:46 | |
But unfortunately, it wasn't quite as good as it sounds. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:50 | |
'Mark Fish...Deflected and in!' | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
As a defender, I can defend an own goal, | 0:42:52 | 0:42:55 | |
cos I've scored a couple in my time. | 0:42:55 | 0:42:57 | |
'And that sums up Sunderland's luck right now.' | 0:42:57 | 0:43:00 | |
It's hard enough to keep a clean sheets without banging in goals against yourselves. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:04 | |
You might think one own goal's funny, | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
but two is definitely no laughing matter. | 0:43:06 | 0:43:08 | |
'Oh! It's another own goal! Michael Proctor. Twice in three minutes.' | 0:43:08 | 0:43:12 | |
He actually looks like he shoots, as well. He picks his leg up and looks like he shoots. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:16 | |
So I don't know what he's doing, then. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
'You're next-to-bottom in the league, you can't find a win or a goal, | 0:43:18 | 0:43:21 | |
'well, Sunderland have scored twice, both in their own net.' | 0:43:21 | 0:43:24 | |
What's the manager thinking? He must be just spewing. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:28 | |
BLEEP | 0:43:28 | 0:43:29 | |
Things got so bad that even the Charlton manager could hardly bear to watch. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:34 | |
'Four making the run. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:36 | |
'Oh! It's gone in again!' | 0:43:36 | 0:43:38 | |
Three own goals in one game? That's quite an achievement. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:41 | |
'A hat-trick of own goals in seven unbelievable minutes. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:47 | |
'Michael Procter turned his back, and it bounced off him into the net.' | 0:43:47 | 0:43:52 | |
Michael Procter. Gutted. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:55 | |
'It's the first time this season that Sunderland have scored three in a game.' | 0:43:56 | 0:44:00 | |
You know you're a bad team when you score three own goals in one game | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
and there's no question of match fixing whatsoever. | 0:44:03 | 0:44:06 | |
"Three own goals in eight minutes? Who was playing?" "Sunderland." | 0:44:06 | 0:44:10 | |
"Yep, that sounds about right." | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
It's hard to imagine a time before Premier League genius David Beckham, | 0:44:16 | 0:44:20 | |
but let's hear from the man who taught him everything he knows. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
Becks was probably the hardest worker in training. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:26 | |
Would stay after training, practise free kicks, practise his passing. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:29 | |
A fantastic talent. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:30 | |
And at number 31 is the amazing moment | 0:44:30 | 0:44:33 | |
that thrust the 21-year-old onto the world stage. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:36 | |
It was kind of the arrival of David Beckham in the footballing world, | 0:44:36 | 0:44:39 | |
and from that point onwards, it was Beckham world, you know? | 0:44:39 | 0:44:42 | |
It was the opening game of the season at Wimbledon, in 1996, | 0:44:42 | 0:44:46 | |
and Manchester United were cruising at 2-nil, | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
when this happened. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:49 | |
'And Beckham saw Sullivan off his line... | 0:44:52 | 0:44:55 | |
'Oh! | 0:44:55 | 0:44:56 | |
'That is absolutely phenomenal!' | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
He obviously meant it. Saw the keeper off his line. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:02 | |
You know that the moment he saw that going in, in his head he was like, | 0:45:02 | 0:45:06 | |
"Oh! I want to have it off with a pop star!" | 0:45:06 | 0:45:08 | |
The keeper was like that, just looking, going, "Oh, that's nice. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:13 | |
"What's that? Oh, it's a football!" | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
And I think only after the ball had bounced in the keeper realised, | 0:45:15 | 0:45:19 | |
"Oh, yeah! That's my goal. I should've saved that." | 0:45:19 | 0:45:23 | |
'And that is truly outstanding.' | 0:45:23 | 0:45:25 | |
Imagine if he hadn't have scored, you know? What would've happened then? | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
Who would've married Posh? Robbie Fowler? | 0:45:28 | 0:45:30 | |
Who'd be doing all his endorsements? | 0:45:30 | 0:45:31 | |
Would you have Gary Neville selling Police sunglasses. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
Phil Neville doing aftershave. "Smell like a Neville." | 0:45:34 | 0:45:37 | |
You know, who'd be mates with Tom Cruise and Gordon Ramsay? | 0:45:37 | 0:45:39 | |
Luke Chadwick? They wouldn't look right on photographs. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:43 | |
So, on behalf of Tom Cruise, Gordon Ramsay, Posh, | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
and all of those hard-working marketing executives, | 0:45:45 | 0:45:48 | |
we'd just like to say thanks for not screwing it up. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:52 | |
And David Beckham, we salute you. | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
Coming up, the controversial... | 0:45:59 | 0:46:02 | |
'The goal is given. What a bizarre incident, here.' | 0:46:02 | 0:46:05 | |
..The sublime... | 0:46:05 | 0:46:07 | |
-He was fantastic. -..And the ridiculous. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:13 | |
That strip, it just blended in with the crowd. We couldn't see each other. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
'Well, Manchester United will surely be heading for a roasting in the dressing room.' | 0:46:16 | 0:46:20 | |
To be honest, Don, this next player reminds me a lot of myself, you know. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:27 | |
Except, without my work rate, my drive, | 0:46:27 | 0:46:31 | |
and my understanding of the game. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:33 | |
Yeah, and his hair wasn't as good. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:34 | |
I mean, he looked like a binman, for Christ's sake. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:37 | |
But saying that, he did have actual talent. | 0:46:37 | 0:46:40 | |
He could play football, unlike yourself. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:42 | |
In terms of ability, he's one of the best players | 0:46:51 | 0:46:53 | |
this country's ever produced, ever seen. | 0:46:53 | 0:46:54 | |
-Riddled with a touch of genius, wasn't he? -He was fantastic. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:58 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Savage. Only kidding. | 0:46:58 | 0:47:01 | |
At number 30, we're of course talking Le Tissier, | 0:47:01 | 0:47:05 | |
perhaps the most naturally gifted of all of our Premier League genii. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:09 | |
This was the boy from Guernsey, | 0:47:09 | 0:47:10 | |
who hopped over the channel to play for his nearest club, | 0:47:10 | 0:47:13 | |
and became the godlike genius that never moved, literally. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:18 | |
'...From one of the great mystery talents in the English game.' | 0:47:18 | 0:47:22 | |
He was at this little club, Southampton, | 0:47:28 | 0:47:31 | |
and it was OK to like Matt Le Tissier, and it was OK | 0:47:31 | 0:47:34 | |
to openly say he was everything that was great about football. | 0:47:34 | 0:47:37 | |
Almost a modern-day Messi, if you like, | 0:47:37 | 0:47:39 | |
played the game in slow-motion in his head, | 0:47:39 | 0:47:41 | |
and saw things that, simply, other player didn't see. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:43 | |
Scorer of some of the best goals in Premier League history. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:46 | |
Flicking free kicks up and then volleying them. | 0:47:46 | 0:47:48 | |
You know, it's just something you didn't do, but he was happy to try it. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:57 | |
Anything he touched, it was like... In the back of the net. | 0:47:57 | 0:48:01 | |
'Danger not over. Le Tissier!' | 0:48:03 | 0:48:05 | |
Le Tissieeeer! | 0:48:05 | 0:48:07 | |
Could do anything with a football, but he was no fancy Dan prima donna. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:12 | |
No. He was just like you and me. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
He didn't work hard. You know, he had no intention of chasing back. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
He's the only player who can play football | 0:48:17 | 0:48:20 | |
without actually ever moving. Science fact. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:23 | |
The manager used to shout at him, "Matt, warm up, you're coming off." | 0:48:23 | 0:48:27 | |
You know, that's how much he used to run around. | 0:48:27 | 0:48:29 | |
I like the fact he just looked like a fan | 0:48:29 | 0:48:31 | |
who'd wandered down from the stands, | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
but was just the most beautifully talented player. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:35 | |
So, Le Tissier was perfect. Or was he? | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
Because I'm, I'm not so sure. Oh, yes. I know stuff... | 0:48:41 | 0:48:45 | |
-His penalty record - calmness under pressure. -Or was it? | 0:48:48 | 0:48:52 | |
-He had a great strike, he could put the ball where he wanted to. -Or could he? | 0:48:52 | 0:48:55 | |
-To score 47 out of 48 penalties... -Sorry, say that again. | 0:48:55 | 0:48:59 | |
To score 47 out of 48 penalties is unbelievable. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:02 | |
Well, he missed one, then. And this is it, | 0:49:02 | 0:49:05 | |
the amazing moment that Matthew Le Tissier became a mere mortal. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:09 | |
Not so perfect, is he? | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
He must lie in bed at night thinking, | 0:49:11 | 0:49:13 | |
"I scored every single penalty I took in my career... | 0:49:13 | 0:49:17 | |
"..apart from one. Does that mean my career was a failure?" | 0:49:17 | 0:49:21 | |
I can't say. You'd have to ask him. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:23 | |
There are some things you should alway remember to take to a football match. | 0:49:27 | 0:49:30 | |
Players - check. Manager - check. | 0:49:30 | 0:49:34 | |
Team bus - check. Packed lunch - check. | 0:49:34 | 0:49:37 | |
Hair dryer - check. Kit - oh, no. Oops. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:42 | |
So Chelsea play Coventry, and somehow managed to forget their kits. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:47 | |
Yes, believe it or not, in 1997, | 0:49:47 | 0:49:50 | |
Premier League giants Chelsea forgot their shirts. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:53 | |
I think they should've been made to do it in their pants, | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
that's what we did in school. That's how you learn a lesson. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:58 | |
Forget your kit? Get your kit or play naked. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
Not wishing to see Gianfranco Zola and Roberto Di Matteo's tackle, | 0:50:03 | 0:50:07 | |
Coventry kindly leant them some spares. | 0:50:07 | 0:50:10 | |
It became even harder to tell them apart, | 0:50:10 | 0:50:12 | |
as Chelsea began to play LIKE Coventry, too. | 0:50:12 | 0:50:14 | |
Reminded me of when you go round a friend's house and stay over, | 0:50:18 | 0:50:20 | |
and you'll go, "Have you got a top or something I can wear?" | 0:50:20 | 0:50:23 | |
And they'll go, "Oh..." They won't ever give you anything nice. | 0:50:23 | 0:50:25 | |
And that must've been how they all felt. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
Still, at least one of the Coventrys won. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:31 | |
So everyone went home happy that day. Apart from the Chelsea kit man. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:35 | |
Rumour has it he was sent to Coventry. Again. Poor chap. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:40 | |
So Robbie, | 0:50:43 | 0:50:45 | |
what was the British transfer record before the Premier League began? | 0:50:45 | 0:50:48 | |
That'd be Gazza, 5.5 million, from Spurs to Lazio. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:52 | |
Cor! And how much did Ronaldo go for? | 0:50:52 | 0:50:54 | |
-80 million big ones. -80 million big ones. Phew-ee! | 0:50:54 | 0:50:57 | |
80 million... | 0:50:59 | 0:51:00 | |
How many Robbie Savages could you buy for 80 million? | 0:51:00 | 0:51:03 | |
80, or even 800? | 0:51:03 | 0:51:04 | |
Seriously, I haven't agreed to do this to be the butt of your jokes. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:11 | |
-All right, I'm just saying. We're friends... -Seriously. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:13 | |
All right. Just trying to have some fun. | 0:51:13 | 0:51:15 | |
-Stupid hair. -All right. -Quiff. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
Here's Ronaldo. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:22 | |
Back to United, then. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:28 | |
Imagine you're the manager of the most successful team | 0:51:28 | 0:51:31 | |
in the Premier League, and Real Madrid want to buy your best player. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:34 | |
You'd be joyous, right? | 0:51:34 | 0:51:35 | |
Absolutely no chance. Jesus Christ. I wouldn't sell them a virus. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:39 | |
This man's not for turning. But doesn't every player have his price? | 0:51:39 | 0:51:43 | |
And when you're the world's second-best, | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
you know it's going to be high. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
Apparently in an interview, Messi was asked, | 0:51:47 | 0:51:51 | |
"What do you think about Ronaldo saying he's sent from God?" | 0:51:51 | 0:51:55 | |
And Messi said, "I never sent him." | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
This semi-godlike footballer is apparently worth 80 million pounds. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:04 | |
I've never seen a more impressive male specimen in my life. | 0:52:05 | 0:52:09 | |
Steady on, Hobbit guy. | 0:52:09 | 0:52:11 | |
OK, admittedly he's a bit of a dish, but 80 million quid, | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
for a footballer? | 0:52:14 | 0:52:16 | |
How do you put a price like that on a footballer? It's ridiculous. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
Ridiculous maybe, but in 2009, that's what Real Madrid coughed up | 0:52:19 | 0:52:24 | |
to snatch Ronaldo away from Manchester United. | 0:52:24 | 0:52:27 | |
Estoy muy feliz de estar aqui. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:29 | |
If I'm the manager of Real Madrid, I'd buy him for 80 million quid. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:33 | |
OK, so 80 million might seem a lot for one footballer, | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
but he did come with loads of accessories. | 0:52:36 | 0:52:39 | |
'Cristiano Ronaldo has scored yet again.' | 0:52:42 | 0:52:46 | |
His goal against Portsmouth, his free kick. | 0:52:46 | 0:52:49 | |
This technique where he can bring it up and down | 0:52:49 | 0:52:51 | |
in a really strange dipping motion. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:54 | |
He almost, like, stabs at the ball with so much power. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:57 | |
It's like a cannonball into the top right hand corner. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
'It gets even better for Cristiano Ronaldo.' | 0:53:03 | 0:53:06 | |
The reaction from David James is amazing. He just goes... | 0:53:06 | 0:53:09 | |
"What am I going to do? | 0:53:09 | 0:53:10 | |
"What do you expect me to do with a shot like that?" | 0:53:10 | 0:53:13 | |
I'd spend 81 million on him, | 0:53:16 | 0:53:18 | |
like, cash out of my own pocket. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:20 | |
I do think he's worth 16 times more than me. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:22 | |
One, because of his looks, and two, | 0:53:22 | 0:53:24 | |
because of the way he plays football. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:25 | |
I was 900,000, round it out to a million. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:28 | |
He's not 80 times better than me. | 0:53:28 | 0:53:30 | |
Carlos Tevez, one of the best Argentinian gifts since Maradona and steak. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:42 | |
He was a full international at 19, | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
with an estimated transfer tag of a staggering 40 million pounds. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:49 | |
No wonder he signed for West Ham. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
It was a big shock, West Ham signing these two major Argentine internationals. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:57 | |
Yes, it was a deal so shocking, even the manager was surprised. | 0:53:57 | 0:54:01 | |
Let's be honest, it is intriguing. It's intriguing to me. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:04 | |
But, to be honest, I don't care. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:05 | |
All right, Alan - keep your lovely, shiny, silver hair on. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:09 | |
Pardew's standing there thinking, "Wow, Christmas has come early." | 0:54:09 | 0:54:13 | |
And Tevez and Mascherano are thinking, "What the hell are we doing here?" | 0:54:13 | 0:54:16 | |
Carlos cemented himself into West Ham folklore | 0:54:17 | 0:54:21 | |
on the 14th of May 2007. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:23 | |
It was the last game of the season, and they went to Old Trafford, | 0:54:23 | 0:54:26 | |
desperately needing a win to stay up. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:28 | |
It was amazing. I was at Old Trafford, | 0:54:28 | 0:54:30 | |
and I think that was probably one of the best moments of my life. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:34 | |
'Tevez. | 0:54:34 | 0:54:35 | |
'In goes Tevez... Goal! | 0:54:38 | 0:54:40 | |
'For West Ham United! He's done it again, the little fella!' | 0:54:40 | 0:54:44 | |
This was the incredible moment that saved West Ham from relegation. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:48 | |
But this is Carlos Tevez. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:49 | |
Surely controversy was only round the corner. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:52 | |
And needless to say, it was. | 0:54:52 | 0:54:54 | |
There was a hullabaloo about Tevez's eligibility to play, | 0:54:54 | 0:54:57 | |
and relegated Sheffield United were up in arms. | 0:54:57 | 0:55:00 | |
It was some law about third party ownership, or something. | 0:55:00 | 0:55:04 | |
Anyone tried to ask me to explain that, I wouldn't have a clue. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:07 | |
Me neither, Liz. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:08 | |
It was a situation so complicated that no-one understood it. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:12 | |
Well, apart from one man - take it away, Jimmy. | 0:55:12 | 0:55:15 | |
End of the day, there's rules there. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
If you've not broke them, you know, play. You know? | 0:55:17 | 0:55:20 | |
That's how I see it. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:23 | |
Thanks, Jimmy. Sums it up nicely, there. So it all got settled. | 0:55:23 | 0:55:26 | |
West Ham were ordered to compensate Sheffield United | 0:55:26 | 0:55:29 | |
a reported £20 million, | 0:55:29 | 0:55:30 | |
and Tevez vowed to live on the rest of his life free of controversy. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:34 | |
Yeah, I mean, Big Ron's a good friend of mine. Big Ron Atkinson. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:42 | |
What a great guy. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:43 | |
Taught me the ropes, when I was first coming up through the ranks. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:47 | |
A real straight shooter. | 0:55:47 | 0:55:48 | |
-What a top, top... -Yeah, yeah, shall we move on? | 0:55:48 | 0:55:51 | |
Well, I'm just talking about Ron. I mean, you should've been at his 60th birthday party. | 0:55:51 | 0:55:54 | |
He had the works. Big, old hog roast. | 0:55:54 | 0:55:56 | |
I mean, there wasn't much of a turnout. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:58 | |
None of the old football gang were there. | 0:55:58 | 0:56:00 | |
-A real shame. What a real, real... -Seriously! Let's move on. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:04 | |
All right. No problem. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:06 | |
Anyone fancy a game of tummy sticks? | 0:56:06 | 0:56:08 | |
In January 1999 Nottingham Forest were bottom of the league, | 0:56:12 | 0:56:17 | |
so turned to one of football's most flamboyant and perma-tanned characters, | 0:56:17 | 0:56:21 | |
who flew in from Barbados to save the day. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:23 | |
Here at number 26 is a man we all know and love as Big Ron Atkinson. | 0:56:23 | 0:56:28 | |
I see in the programme it says you wrote your notes | 0:56:28 | 0:56:30 | |
from the beach in the Caribbean. | 0:56:30 | 0:56:32 | |
I've got a long pen, yeah. | 0:56:32 | 0:56:33 | |
He were a bit of a geezer, weren't he? We loved him at Wednesday. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:36 | |
Well, he does look dodgy, doesn't he? | 0:56:36 | 0:56:38 | |
I mean, he looks like he's about to sell you a used car. | 0:56:38 | 0:56:41 | |
He totally does. | 0:56:41 | 0:56:43 | |
This was a man who had the press falling at his feet. Literally. | 0:56:43 | 0:56:47 | |
But his moment came as he took his place in the dugout | 0:56:47 | 0:56:50 | |
on his first game as manager of Nottingham Forest | 0:56:50 | 0:56:53 | |
when they played Arsenal. | 0:56:53 | 0:56:54 | |
His first game at Forest, walked out, got in the dugout, | 0:56:54 | 0:56:56 | |
looked round and thought, | 0:56:56 | 0:56:58 | |
"My God, we've got a good squad here, this can't be bad." | 0:56:58 | 0:57:01 | |
That's cos he was in the wrong dugout, Harry. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:04 | |
Looked around. "My players," sort of thing. | 0:57:04 | 0:57:08 | |
"What do I do? How do I get out of this gracefully? | 0:57:08 | 0:57:11 | |
-"Uh, hey, listen, I gotta take a -BLEEP." | 0:57:11 | 0:57:13 | |
What made matters worse was this was his home debut. | 0:57:13 | 0:57:17 | |
It was his ground! That's bad, innit? | 0:57:17 | 0:57:20 | |
And you're kind of going, "We might be all right in Big Ron's hands, | 0:57:20 | 0:57:23 | |
"he's not the worst manager ever." | 0:57:23 | 0:57:25 | |
And then you turn around and watch him walk into the wrong dugout, | 0:57:25 | 0:57:28 | |
and think... HE GROANS | 0:57:28 | 0:57:30 | |
Like a British summer, Big Ron's comeback was a washout, | 0:57:30 | 0:57:33 | |
and Nottingham Forest were relegated. | 0:57:33 | 0:57:35 | |
I mean, there is literally nothing else you can do in your career | 0:57:35 | 0:57:40 | |
as bad as standing in the wrong dugout at the first home game. | 0:57:40 | 0:57:44 | |
Thank God he didn't do anything worse than that. | 0:57:44 | 0:57:47 | |
I can remember this game very well. | 0:57:51 | 0:57:52 | |
It was my last game in the season '95/'96, and I went down to the Dell | 0:57:52 | 0:57:55 | |
for a routine win for Man United, and unbelievably, they played dreadfully. | 0:57:55 | 0:58:00 | |
'It is Nielsen, and Shipperley! | 0:58:01 | 0:58:03 | |
They've only gone and scored a second.' | 0:58:03 | 0:58:06 | |
The idea you're losing to Southampton | 0:58:06 | 0:58:08 | |
because they're better than you is an impossible thing to comprehend. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:11 | |
It was 1996, and this was our old friends United. | 0:58:11 | 0:58:15 | |
There had to be some rational explanation. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:18 | |
It was as if Southampton were playing ghosts. | 0:58:18 | 0:58:23 | |
No, too rational. This is United. | 0:58:24 | 0:58:26 | |
Alex Ferguson comes out with the worst excuses. | 0:58:26 | 0:58:28 | |
They couldn't see each other. | 0:58:28 | 0:58:30 | |
I know people would laugh at that, but it was a problem. | 0:58:31 | 0:58:33 | |
That strip just blended into the crowd. | 0:58:33 | 0:58:36 | |
You couldn't see each other. | 0:58:36 | 0:58:37 | |
Why would you want to wear a grey kit? | 0:58:37 | 0:58:39 | |
Of course, the kit. It's like they were...what's that word? | 0:58:39 | 0:58:42 | |
MUSIC: "Invisible" by Alison Moyet | 0:58:42 | 0:58:45 | |
'And Southampton lead 3-0. Yes, 3-0.' | 0:58:47 | 0:58:50 | |
'I can scarcely believe this. | 0:58:55 | 0:58:56 | |
Manchester United will surely be heading for a roasting | 0:58:56 | 0:58:59 | |
in the dressing room.' | 0:58:59 | 0:59:00 | |
A roasting? Easy, fella, there's a time and a place. | 0:59:00 | 0:59:03 | |
We go to Southampton, we're getting beaten by three. | 0:59:03 | 0:59:05 | |
And the manager said right, get that kits off. | 0:59:05 | 0:59:07 | |
Oh, that'll be the roasting then. | 0:59:07 | 0:59:09 | |
But wait, who's this lot? Where have the grey lot gone? | 0:59:11 | 0:59:14 | |
'Here come Manchester United, and, yes, it is Manchester United, | 0:59:14 | 0:59:18 | |
in blue and white.' | 0:59:18 | 0:59:19 | |
The only time I've seen someone change their kit | 0:59:19 | 0:59:22 | |
midway through a game is when I was playing cricket when I was about 12 | 0:59:22 | 0:59:25 | |
and my friend Matt pooed himself | 0:59:25 | 0:59:26 | |
after I made a catch that was so good that it shocked him. | 0:59:26 | 0:59:29 | |
The world's worst excuse meant bad news for one man in particular, | 0:59:29 | 0:59:32 | |
yes, you, kit manufacturer man. | 0:59:32 | 0:59:35 | |
That didn't do us a lot of favours at the time, bearing in mind | 0:59:35 | 0:59:38 | |
the huge financial loss we were about to incur. | 0:59:38 | 0:59:41 | |
Yes, yes, terrible shame that. | 0:59:41 | 0:59:43 | |
The problem is the players should want to have the best conditions | 0:59:43 | 0:59:46 | |
in which to win a game of football, | 0:59:46 | 0:59:49 | |
and they found it difficult picking each other out. | 0:59:49 | 0:59:52 | |
The blue kit made a world of difference. | 0:59:52 | 0:59:54 | |
Instead of losing 3-0, United lost 3-one. | 0:59:54 | 0:59:57 | |
'Well, they pulled one back.' | 0:59:57 | 0:59:59 | |
Every so often in football something happens that you have to see it | 1:00:04 | 1:00:08 | |
to believe it. | 1:00:08 | 1:00:10 | |
Well, exactly, and this one Robbie's seen, | 1:00:10 | 1:00:12 | |
but he still doesn't believe. | 1:00:12 | 1:00:15 | |
Robbie, are you a conspiracy theorist? | 1:00:15 | 1:00:17 | |
Do you believe in another life form? Who did shoot JFK? | 1:00:17 | 1:00:20 | |
Three times in four minutes 23 seconds, that is impressive. | 1:00:25 | 1:00:28 | |
There's not much you can do in four minutes and 33 seconds. | 1:00:28 | 1:00:31 | |
Watch a 10th of an episode of Magnum. Choose a nice hat to wear. | 1:00:31 | 1:00:35 | |
Start building a boat. | 1:00:35 | 1:00:36 | |
But in the time it takes you to do any of these things, | 1:00:36 | 1:00:39 | |
this 19-year-old Spice Boy, did something quite remarkable. | 1:00:39 | 1:00:43 | |
Robbie Fowler, I think, was the best striker of his generation. | 1:00:43 | 1:00:46 | |
One of the most naturally-gifted goalscorers of all time. | 1:00:46 | 1:00:50 | |
It was August 1994, Liverpool versus Arsenal, and Premier League legend | 1:00:50 | 1:00:55 | |
Fowler didn't just break a Premier League record, he annihilated it. | 1:00:55 | 1:00:59 | |
It didn't surprise me, the hat-trick, but the speed of it did. | 1:00:59 | 1:01:02 | |
MUSIC: "Can't Stop" - Red Hot Chilli Peppers. | 1:01:10 | 1:01:13 | |
He really announced himself with that four-minute, 33-second hat-trick, | 1:01:15 | 1:01:19 | |
which has never been beaten in Premier League history. | 1:01:19 | 1:01:21 | |
The reason he scored so quickly was because he wanted get off. | 1:01:23 | 1:01:26 | |
He was going down Ritzy's with the rest of the Spice Boys. | 1:01:26 | 1:01:29 | |
Arsenal, a team with the best defence in probably Premiership history. | 1:01:30 | 1:01:35 | |
And he absolutely single-handedly took them apart. | 1:01:35 | 1:01:38 | |
I created the third goal. | 1:01:38 | 1:01:40 | |
He had enough composure to control it on the by-line | 1:01:40 | 1:01:42 | |
and pop it in for the hat-trick. | 1:01:42 | 1:01:44 | |
He just wasn't scared of anyone, | 1:01:47 | 1:01:48 | |
because he wasn't old enough to be scared. | 1:01:48 | 1:01:51 | |
It's not often people have smiles on their faces and are pleased | 1:01:51 | 1:01:53 | |
when you say "three times in four minutes and 33 seconds." | 1:01:53 | 1:01:57 | |
Whatever do you mean, Charlotte? | 1:01:57 | 1:01:59 | |
At 23, it's Manchester United and a controversial moment. | 1:02:05 | 1:02:08 | |
Who'd have thunk it? | 1:02:08 | 1:02:10 | |
They are home, it's 2010, | 1:02:10 | 1:02:12 | |
and it is Hard-Luck Hotspurs on the receiving end. | 1:02:12 | 1:02:15 | |
'Nani trying to squeeze in behind Nani! Was he fouled? | 1:02:15 | 1:02:21 | |
Mark Clattenburg says no penalty.' | 1:02:21 | 1:02:23 | |
Nani thinks it's a penalty. | 1:02:23 | 1:02:24 | |
He's literally put his hand on the ball. | 1:02:24 | 1:02:26 | |
Gomes sees Nani putting a hand of the ball and goes, well clearly, | 1:02:26 | 1:02:29 | |
this is a free-kick and prepares to punt it up field. | 1:02:29 | 1:02:33 | |
At that point, Nani nicks the ball before Gomes gets to it, | 1:02:33 | 1:02:36 | |
and looks at the referee. | 1:02:36 | 1:02:37 | |
And the referee says, "Yes, it is fine." | 1:02:37 | 1:02:39 | |
Do what you wanna do, bruv. | 1:02:39 | 1:02:41 | |
He looked at Fergie. "Fergie? Yes? Are you ready?" | 1:02:41 | 1:02:45 | |
Great, and play, and they score. | 1:02:45 | 1:02:47 | |
-'The goal is given.' -'What a bizarre incident here.' | 1:02:51 | 1:02:54 | |
' Gomes comes across and screams at the assistant here.' | 1:02:54 | 1:02:58 | |
The linesman actually flags for the original handball, | 1:02:58 | 1:03:01 | |
so there are about five different reasons | 1:03:01 | 1:03:03 | |
why the goal shouldn't have stood. | 1:03:03 | 1:03:04 | |
'This is Gomes, still carrying on the protest here. | 1:03:06 | 1:03:10 | |
Just have another look at this. Nani going through. His hand touches it.' | 1:03:10 | 1:03:14 | |
'Exactly. So Tottenham are assuming it's a free-kick. | 1:03:14 | 1:03:17 | |
Gomes puts it down on the floor, Nani realises it isn't a free-kick | 1:03:17 | 1:03:21 | |
and sticks it in the back of the net.' | 1:03:21 | 1:03:24 | |
'This is one of these where you really wish | 1:03:24 | 1:03:26 | |
you could ask the officials.' | 1:03:26 | 1:03:28 | |
Well, let's ask one. | 1:03:28 | 1:03:29 | |
For me, I think Martin got it wrong. | 1:03:29 | 1:03:32 | |
Thanks, Referee Graham Poll. There you go, Spurs. Consolation for you. | 1:03:32 | 1:03:36 | |
' Well, that is the most bizarre goal I think | 1:03:36 | 1:03:38 | |
I have ever seen in the Barclays Premier League.' | 1:03:38 | 1:03:41 | |
You have got some pretty cool tatts, my man, | 1:03:47 | 1:03:51 | |
that is some pretty heavy inkage. | 1:03:51 | 1:03:53 | |
Cheers, Dom. I got that one when I bought my first Ferrari. | 1:03:53 | 1:03:57 | |
I got that when I bought my house in the Bahamas | 1:03:57 | 1:04:00 | |
and I got that one when I made all my millions. | 1:04:00 | 1:04:02 | |
-Have you got any? -Yeah, I have. | 1:04:02 | 1:04:05 | |
I've got a picture of Fergie on my heart, | 1:04:05 | 1:04:07 | |
an Arsenal crest on my right arm and a blue moon across my butt. | 1:04:07 | 1:04:11 | |
Tattoos, permanent homages to the things you love most in your life. | 1:04:16 | 1:04:20 | |
Those constants that never change, like your loved ones | 1:04:20 | 1:04:23 | |
and classic words of wisdom. | 1:04:23 | 1:04:25 | |
Take Robert Nesbitt here. | 1:04:25 | 1:04:27 | |
He loved Newcastle's Andy Cole so much | 1:04:27 | 1:04:30 | |
that he had him tattooed on his thigh. | 1:04:30 | 1:04:32 | |
It's a strange place to have a tattoo, as a man, on your thigh. | 1:04:32 | 1:04:35 | |
Hey, fellas, have you seen my tattoo? | 1:04:35 | 1:04:37 | |
Let me just take my entire bottom half off. | 1:04:37 | 1:04:39 | |
But the location of the tattoo was unfortunately | 1:04:41 | 1:04:43 | |
the least of his troubles. | 1:04:43 | 1:04:45 | |
Two days later, literally 48 hours, | 1:04:45 | 1:04:47 | |
Andy Cole moves to Manchester United. | 1:04:47 | 1:04:50 | |
I was devastated. I didn't believe it. He's a star, isn't he? | 1:04:50 | 1:04:54 | |
Tattoos are a risky business at the best of times. | 1:04:54 | 1:04:56 | |
To have any footballer who is currently still playing the game | 1:04:56 | 1:04:59 | |
is a bit silly. | 1:04:59 | 1:05:01 | |
Yes, this was the most amazingly ill-conceived tattoo | 1:05:01 | 1:05:04 | |
in the history of the Premier League. | 1:05:04 | 1:05:07 | |
I'd be distraught. | 1:05:07 | 1:05:09 | |
I probably wouldn't even go for laser, I'd want to scratch it off. | 1:05:09 | 1:05:12 | |
I wonder what he's done. | 1:05:12 | 1:05:14 | |
He could remove his upper leg, or, as a very last resort, change team. | 1:05:14 | 1:05:18 | |
Apparently he has had it covered over now with a tattoo of his own leg, | 1:05:20 | 1:05:24 | |
which I think works. | 1:05:24 | 1:05:26 | |
'Paolo Di Canio has scored a beauty here! | 1:05:40 | 1:05:42 | |
What a magnificent goal by the Italian.' | 1:05:42 | 1:05:46 | |
He was a bit like Eric Cantona, an Italian Cantona. | 1:05:46 | 1:05:49 | |
Another Premier League genius, Paolo Di Canio, | 1:05:51 | 1:05:54 | |
is capable of moments like that - when things are going his way. | 1:05:54 | 1:05:58 | |
If you upset Paulo, he's a nightmare. | 1:05:58 | 1:06:00 | |
And against Bradford in 2000, he got upset. | 1:06:03 | 1:06:06 | |
'Threads his way into the area, and goes down. No penalty.' | 1:06:06 | 1:06:10 | |
The ref was just not having a bit of Paolo. | 1:06:10 | 1:06:12 | |
He wasn't giving anything. | 1:06:12 | 1:06:14 | |
'What a piece of skill, and he's now through two of them. | 1:06:14 | 1:06:17 | |
It's a goal kick. | 1:06:17 | 1:06:18 | |
Past Lawrence. Onto the right foot. Onto the left. Pulled over! | 1:06:18 | 1:06:23 | |
That has to be a penalty!' | 1:06:23 | 1:06:25 | |
West Ham are 4-2 down, and after being denied | 1:06:25 | 1:06:27 | |
a penalty for the third time, Paolo Di got very upset. | 1:06:27 | 1:06:31 | |
De Canio turned round to Redknapp and said, "Take me off". | 1:06:31 | 1:06:34 | |
When the bench ignored him, he had a strop and sat down on the floor. | 1:06:39 | 1:06:43 | |
He's a baby. And with them, you have to encourage them. | 1:06:43 | 1:06:46 | |
So do Canio is having a sulk and doesn't want to play any more. | 1:06:46 | 1:06:49 | |
But what happened next was truly amazing. | 1:06:49 | 1:06:52 | |
You hear about people fans turning round games, | 1:06:52 | 1:06:54 | |
and they are the 12th man, | 1:06:54 | 1:06:55 | |
we felt like that because we started singing. | 1:06:55 | 1:06:57 | |
# Paolo Di Canio! | 1:06:57 | 1:06:59 | |
His ego rises from his waist up to his chest a little bit, | 1:07:02 | 1:07:05 | |
and starts filling his heart up again. | 1:07:05 | 1:07:07 | |
It was like Superman. | 1:07:07 | 1:07:08 | |
CROWD: # Paolo Di Canio! Paolo Di Canio! | 1:07:09 | 1:07:11 | |
MUSIC: "Theme from Superman " - John Williams Orchestra | 1:07:11 | 1:07:15 | |
You almost felt like the kryptonite had fallen | 1:07:15 | 1:07:17 | |
from Di Canio's neck and he was going to turn the game round. | 1:07:17 | 1:07:21 | |
And he did. He was amazing. | 1:07:25 | 1:07:27 | |
In one incredible moment, the crowd had transformed | 1:07:27 | 1:07:30 | |
Paulo Di Canio from sulking baby to man on a mission. | 1:07:30 | 1:07:33 | |
And nobody was going to get in his way. | 1:07:33 | 1:07:35 | |
Not even his own team-mates. | 1:07:35 | 1:07:37 | |
'I've never seen this before. | 1:07:37 | 1:07:39 | |
They are arguing over who will take the penalty.' | 1:07:39 | 1:07:42 | |
It's 4-3. Is di Canio inspiring a dramatic comeback? | 1:07:44 | 1:07:48 | |
And is this another rhetorical question? | 1:07:48 | 1:07:50 | |
It was the Paolo di Canio show, really. | 1:07:50 | 1:07:51 | |
I think even Harry called it something like Roy of the Rovers. | 1:07:51 | 1:07:55 | |
-COMMENTATOR: -What a save! | 1:07:55 | 1:07:58 | |
Unbelievable. | 1:07:58 | 1:08:01 | |
Di Canio, Lampard, on the left. He's done it. | 1:08:01 | 1:08:06 | |
Amazing. One crowd-chanting moment had inspired the Incredible Sulk | 1:08:06 | 1:08:12 | |
to lead West Ham's most unbelievable comeback. | 1:08:12 | 1:08:16 | |
Typical of Paulo. All he needs is a bit of love. | 1:08:16 | 1:08:18 | |
-Coming up, the bizarre. -They're trying something here. | 1:08:22 | 1:08:26 | |
It's a complete shambles. | 1:08:26 | 1:08:29 | |
-The shocking. -Mark Hughes is furious. | 1:08:31 | 1:08:34 | |
-And the outrageous. -What an error! Surely that crossed the line. | 1:08:34 | 1:08:39 | |
Pedro Mendes still can't believe it. | 1:08:39 | 1:08:42 | |
When most people thing of Blackburn, | 1:08:48 | 1:08:50 | |
they think of my Uncle Merton's canal boat, | 1:08:50 | 1:08:52 | |
the Pendlebury roundabout and holes - loads of holes. | 1:08:52 | 1:08:55 | |
The Premier league champions?! Don't be a daft ha'porth. | 1:08:55 | 1:09:00 | |
Once upon a time, 1995, to be exact, football witnessed what can | 1:09:03 | 1:09:08 | |
only be describes as its own Lancashire fairytale. | 1:09:08 | 1:09:11 | |
Blackburn hadn't won the title for over 80 years. | 1:09:11 | 1:09:15 | |
In fact, the last time they won it, King George V was on the throne, | 1:09:15 | 1:09:19 | |
Charlie Chaplin made his first film and Madonna was born. | 1:09:19 | 1:09:22 | |
Then suddenly Jack Walker came in with his millions | 1:09:22 | 1:09:24 | |
and suddenly were contenders from day one in the Premiership. | 1:09:24 | 1:09:29 | |
Two points ahead of Man United on the final day, | 1:09:29 | 1:09:32 | |
all they had to do was win their last game and they'd win the league. | 1:09:32 | 1:09:36 | |
Blackburn were going to Liverpool, Man United coming to West Ham... | 1:09:36 | 1:09:40 | |
Anything for Liverpool fans that can stop Manchester United winning | 1:09:40 | 1:09:43 | |
the title is a good thing. | 1:09:43 | 1:09:45 | |
Naturally, it was all going to plan - Blackburn take the lead. | 1:09:47 | 1:09:50 | |
Good ball. Alan Shearer. Magnificently done. | 1:09:50 | 1:09:53 | |
-Just when it was needed most. -But someone hadn't read the script. | 1:09:56 | 1:09:59 | |
Liverpool weren't supposed to equalise. | 1:09:59 | 1:10:02 | |
Oh, John Barnes. Kenny Dalglish is going to be utterly furious. | 1:10:05 | 1:10:09 | |
I didn't score many towards the end of my career so I think | 1:10:09 | 1:10:12 | |
I gave a bit of a celebration until I remembered what it meant. | 1:10:12 | 1:10:15 | |
-The disaster, Liverpool weren't meant to score again. -Oh, my God! | 1:10:16 | 1:10:23 | |
Blackburn were losing. Kenny's title hopes were teetering On the brink. | 1:10:23 | 1:10:26 | |
We didn't expect Liverpool to do us | 1:10:26 | 1:10:28 | |
any favours, they end up going in front. | 1:10:28 | 1:10:30 | |
Blackburn just had to pray United didn't win at West Ham. | 1:10:30 | 1:10:34 | |
Alistair with the flick-off. It's Cole. | 1:10:35 | 1:10:39 | |
We just couldn't score. | 1:10:41 | 1:10:43 | |
The amount of chances we created had clearances off the line. | 1:10:43 | 1:10:45 | |
The keeper made so many world-class saves, it was unbelievable. | 1:10:45 | 1:10:48 | |
Maybe you should bring on Baby Becks, eh, Fergie? | 1:10:48 | 1:10:51 | |
We had so many chances to win it | 1:10:51 | 1:10:52 | |
and couldn't put the ball in the back of the net. | 1:10:52 | 1:10:55 | |
Back at Ewood Park, the whistle's gone | 1:10:55 | 1:10:57 | |
and the news slowly filters through of the United result. | 1:10:57 | 1:11:00 | |
Even Kenny doesn't know. | 1:11:00 | 1:11:04 | |
Did you see the faces of the fans getting beat at Liverpool? | 1:11:04 | 1:11:06 | |
Suddenly they're in tears. | 1:11:06 | 1:11:08 | |
They think Man United will win at West Ham. | 1:11:08 | 1:11:11 | |
Then the result comes through from Upton Park it's been a draw. | 1:11:11 | 1:11:14 | |
You see Kenny on the touch-line jumping for joy. | 1:11:14 | 1:11:17 | |
The fans suddenly... | 1:11:17 | 1:11:19 | |
It was a great day and it was a special day | 1:11:19 | 1:11:21 | |
in my opinion in the history of English football. | 1:11:21 | 1:11:25 | |
Man United could not win. Blackburn Rovers are champions. | 1:11:25 | 1:11:30 | |
Sometimes it's written in the stars and you're not meant to win it. | 1:11:30 | 1:11:33 | |
It couldn't have worked out any better. | 1:11:33 | 1:11:35 | |
A true Lancashire fairytale - Blackburn were champions. | 1:11:37 | 1:11:40 | |
Unfortunately, it didn't last. | 1:11:40 | 1:11:42 | |
They were relegated a few seasons alter. | 1:11:42 | 1:11:44 | |
It may take them another 80 years to win it again. | 1:11:44 | 1:11:47 | |
If they're lucky. | 1:11:47 | 1:11:49 | |
Fernando Torres was a sensation for Liverpool. | 1:11:52 | 1:11:56 | |
Everybody at Liverpool took him to their heart. | 1:11:56 | 1:11:58 | |
Fernando Torres was one of Liverpool's best signings, | 1:11:58 | 1:12:01 | |
scoring 65 goals in just 102 games. | 1:12:01 | 1:12:04 | |
Torres! | 1:12:06 | 1:12:10 | |
That is brilliant. | 1:12:12 | 1:12:13 | |
A team would have to rob a bank to get a legend like that. | 1:12:16 | 1:12:20 | |
When Chelsea paid a Premier League record of 350 million for Torres, | 1:12:20 | 1:12:24 | |
they were surely onto a winner. | 1:12:24 | 1:12:26 | |
Imagine them in the board meeting going, | 1:12:26 | 1:12:31 | |
Abramowitz going, "50 million," and everyone going... | 1:12:31 | 1:12:34 | |
"Don't say anything." | 1:12:34 | 1:12:36 | |
# It's not about the money, money, money... # | 1:12:36 | 1:12:39 | |
At that price, he was surely going to be a huge success, wasn't he? | 1:12:39 | 1:12:42 | |
His first half season, | 1:12:42 | 1:12:44 | |
I think he got more yellow cards than he did league goals. | 1:12:44 | 1:12:48 | |
With a record that not even a mascot could be proud of, | 1:12:48 | 1:12:51 | |
Torres had to do something special to turn his season around. | 1:12:51 | 1:12:55 | |
And what better place to prove himself | 1:12:55 | 1:12:56 | |
than at Old Trafford against the might of Manchester United. | 1:12:56 | 1:12:59 | |
Torres looking really sharp through out the game. | 1:12:59 | 1:13:02 | |
Man United are lucky to in front. | 1:13:02 | 1:13:05 | |
-He does a brilliant step over, the confidence is back. -Open goal. | 1:13:05 | 1:13:11 | |
Come on, boy. You're back! | 1:13:11 | 1:13:13 | |
This was his moment, his chance for salvation at last. This was it. | 1:13:13 | 1:13:18 | |
He's going to score and...oh, my word. | 1:13:18 | 1:13:20 | |
That caps the lot. | 1:13:20 | 1:13:23 | |
It was like God had said, let's give Chelsea some hope. | 1:13:25 | 1:13:27 | |
No, let's take it away. | 1:13:27 | 1:13:29 | |
-That was an open empty goal. -At least one man was happy. | 1:13:29 | 1:13:35 | |
For me, it was also a big shock. | 1:13:35 | 1:13:38 | |
We've witnessed some amazing comebacks from the dead. | 1:13:41 | 1:13:45 | |
Dirty Den, Bobby Ewing and of course Harold Bishop. | 1:13:45 | 1:13:48 | |
As remarkable as these were, nothing was quite as dramatic as the one | 1:13:49 | 1:13:53 | |
that took place at White Heart Lane on a September afternoon in 2001. | 1:13:53 | 1:13:57 | |
Tottenham Man United games are dynamite. | 1:13:57 | 1:14:01 | |
In the first half, this one blew up in Man United's face. | 1:14:01 | 1:14:04 | |
A goal. 2-0, Tottenham. | 1:14:06 | 1:14:09 | |
We were going crazy. We were dominating the game. | 1:14:09 | 1:14:12 | |
Dominating possession, dominating everything. | 1:14:12 | 1:14:15 | |
3-0. | 1:14:15 | 1:14:17 | |
Man United have another defensive post mortem to hold. | 1:14:17 | 1:14:24 | |
Fan-dabby-dozey. | 1:14:24 | 1:14:25 | |
Tottenham in dreamland. | 1:14:25 | 1:14:27 | |
They lead Man United at the break by three, yes, three goals to nil. | 1:14:27 | 1:14:31 | |
It's like a boxing match. You don't want the bell to come. | 1:14:31 | 1:14:34 | |
You don't want half-time to come. You want that momentum to keep going. | 1:14:34 | 1:14:37 | |
You know that once they get in at half-time, | 1:14:37 | 1:14:39 | |
the manager's going to have a few choice words. | 1:14:39 | 1:14:41 | |
Fergie's hairdryer must have gone nuclear, | 1:14:41 | 1:14:44 | |
but not even United can come back from 3-0 down, | 1:14:44 | 1:14:47 | |
but then again, this is Spurs. | 1:14:47 | 1:14:51 | |
3-1, that's all right. Beating Man United 3-1. | 1:14:51 | 1:14:56 | |
It was 3-2. Starting to show their Tottenham-ness. | 1:14:59 | 1:15:02 | |
Van Nistelrooy. | 1:15:04 | 1:15:07 | |
United are the ultimate Premier League team at cutting other team's throats. | 1:15:08 | 1:15:12 | |
Veron! Hats off to Man United. | 1:15:12 | 1:15:17 | |
I don't feel that Tottenham are a side that are supposed to be victorious. | 1:15:17 | 1:15:22 | |
Sometimes you need fillers. | 1:15:23 | 1:15:25 | |
Beckham with time to take a touch. | 1:15:25 | 1:15:27 | |
-Time to take aim! -Tottenham - 3, Manchester United - 5. | 1:15:27 | 1:15:32 | |
How can you be three goals up in a game and lose it by three? | 1:15:32 | 1:15:36 | |
I don't know how that can happen. I don't know how that can happen. | 1:15:36 | 1:15:39 | |
Because you're Tottenham, Ricky. Because you're Tottenham. | 1:15:39 | 1:15:42 | |
Glum is the word for Glen. | 1:15:42 | 1:15:44 | |
-You played for Leicester City, right? -Yeah, I did. | 1:15:49 | 1:15:51 | |
Here's something that'll cheer you up. | 1:15:51 | 1:15:53 | |
It's a story about someone being fantastic in a Leicester City game. | 1:15:53 | 1:15:56 | |
Is it me? | 1:15:56 | 1:15:58 | |
Not this time, champ. | 1:15:59 | 1:16:00 | |
# Dennis, Dennis Bergkamp Dennis, Dennis Bergkamp... # | 1:16:09 | 1:16:11 | |
what can you say about Dennis Bergkamp that hasn't already been said? | 1:16:11 | 1:16:15 | |
He's a nasty little so-and-so. | 1:16:15 | 1:16:17 | |
-All right, Gary. -He's the type | 1:16:17 | 1:16:19 | |
of player that would clip your heels or give you a little niggle. | 1:16:19 | 1:16:22 | |
-He was quite a chewy player. -OK, leave it, mate. Pot and kettle, black and all that. | 1:16:22 | 1:16:28 | |
-I like the fact that he was quiet. -Hang on - nasty and quiet?! | 1:16:28 | 1:16:31 | |
-But magnificent player to witness. -That's better. | 1:16:31 | 1:16:34 | |
He had the touch of a wizard. | 1:16:35 | 1:16:38 | |
Dennis Bergkamp, the non-flying Dutchman was possibly | 1:16:38 | 1:16:40 | |
the greatest-ever Premier League import. | 1:16:40 | 1:16:46 | |
In 1997, he did something that no ever player has done before or after. | 1:16:46 | 1:16:50 | |
Over to you, Des. | 1:16:50 | 1:16:52 | |
Right now, it's the result of our first goal of the month | 1:16:52 | 1:16:55 | |
competition for this season. | 1:16:55 | 1:16:57 | |
Third was goal 4 by Dennis Bergkamp. | 1:16:57 | 1:16:59 | |
# There goes my hero... # | 1:17:01 | 1:17:03 | |
The second was goal 9 by Dennis Bergkamp. | 1:17:03 | 1:17:06 | |
-Here's Bergkamp. Ohh, that is special. -And first was this one. | 1:17:06 | 1:17:12 | |
He may not like flying but he does love scoring. | 1:17:12 | 1:17:15 | |
In to Bergkamp. And Dennis Bergkamp! | 1:17:15 | 1:17:19 | |
What a goal. | 1:17:19 | 1:17:22 | |
There's some stragglers that go a whole career without | 1:17:22 | 1:17:25 | |
a goal of the month or come in third. | 1:17:25 | 1:17:28 | |
Coming in first, second and third is, like, phenomenal. | 1:17:28 | 1:17:32 | |
They were flukes. He couldn't do that again if he tried. | 1:17:36 | 1:17:38 | |
I doubt he did try, it was only against you lot at Leicester City. | 1:17:38 | 1:17:43 | |
Guess what? We've not always had instant media access. | 1:17:49 | 1:17:52 | |
Football news was once delivered by men with hats, carrier pigeons | 1:17:52 | 1:17:56 | |
and by an old bloke in the crowd with a wireless. Usually, | 1:17:56 | 1:17:59 | |
this was fine, but in May 1996, it proved anything but. | 1:17:59 | 1:18:03 | |
Man City go into the last game of the season against Liverpool, | 1:18:03 | 1:18:07 | |
and they need a win to ensure survival and make sure they stay up. | 1:18:07 | 1:18:11 | |
'Yes! It's 2-2.' | 1:18:11 | 1:18:13 | |
At the start of the game, they needed to win, | 1:18:13 | 1:18:16 | |
but results elsewhere could change this at any time. | 1:18:16 | 1:18:19 | |
A fan in the crowd hears that a 2-2 draw will be enough to keep them up. | 1:18:19 | 1:18:25 | |
That information then gets relayed to Alan Ball, | 1:18:25 | 1:18:27 | |
who tells the guys to "sit back, sit tight, just defend, we'll be fine". | 1:18:27 | 1:18:31 | |
'It looks as though City are going to try and run down the clock.' | 1:18:31 | 1:18:34 | |
# You're my favourite waste of time... # | 1:18:34 | 1:18:38 | |
From then on, Man City kept the ball, passing it around, | 1:18:38 | 1:18:43 | |
played keep-ball. Ran down the clock. | 1:18:43 | 1:18:45 | |
That went on for about three minutes, | 1:18:45 | 1:18:47 | |
and it was right at the end of the game. | 1:18:47 | 1:18:49 | |
'Again. That's a goal kick now.' | 1:18:49 | 1:18:51 | |
Somebody on a wireless, little earpiece in their ear, | 1:18:51 | 1:18:53 | |
listening away to the game, has got their maths wrong. | 1:18:53 | 1:18:56 | |
Yep, some random bloke who'd put two and two together | 1:18:56 | 1:18:59 | |
and come up with an umbrella, and City had believed him. | 1:18:59 | 1:19:02 | |
They actually needed to win, or they were going to go down. | 1:19:02 | 1:19:06 | |
The best thing of that was that everyone was on the bench, | 1:19:07 | 1:19:10 | |
and Niall Quinn went | 1:19:10 | 1:19:11 | |
"I think actually, we probably need another goal". | 1:19:11 | 1:19:14 | |
'Some frantic messages are coming from the Manchester City dugout. | 1:19:14 | 1:19:18 | |
'Alan Ball on his feet. | 1:19:18 | 1:19:19 | |
'A point may not be enough to keep them in the league.' | 1:19:19 | 1:19:22 | |
Niall Quinn got up and ran down to tell him | 1:19:22 | 1:19:24 | |
"We haven't got time to waste time. It's not the result we thought. | 1:19:24 | 1:19:27 | |
"We're losing. Hurry up and try and do something. | 1:19:27 | 1:19:29 | |
'City holding on by their fingertips to life in the Premiership.' | 1:19:32 | 1:19:36 | |
So by the time they then said, | 1:19:36 | 1:19:38 | |
"We have to try and score", it was too late. | 1:19:38 | 1:19:40 | |
# Our time is running out... # | 1:19:40 | 1:19:44 | |
That was it. | 1:19:44 | 1:19:46 | |
One fan with one radio with one dodgy bit of info | 1:19:46 | 1:19:49 | |
had consigned Man City to relegation. | 1:19:49 | 1:19:52 | |
It's like a cloud has come over the club. | 1:19:53 | 1:19:55 | |
Perhaps, looking back, we know where the damage was done. | 1:19:55 | 1:19:59 | |
Don't worry, maybe one day, | 1:19:59 | 1:20:01 | |
you'll be taken over by a family worth, I don't know, £100 billion, | 1:20:01 | 1:20:06 | |
and you'll be able to buy your own radio | 1:20:06 | 1:20:09 | |
and maybe even a Premier League title. | 1:20:09 | 1:20:11 | |
It's January 2005, and the ever fortunate Tottenhams | 1:20:17 | 1:20:21 | |
are visiting Old Trafford, where they haven't won in 16 years. | 1:20:21 | 1:20:24 | |
Usually, it's because they've been a bit rubbish, | 1:20:24 | 1:20:27 | |
but this time, it could be different. | 1:20:27 | 1:20:29 | |
This time, they really crossed the line. Or did they? | 1:20:29 | 1:20:33 | |
Pedro Mendes had a mad shot | 1:20:33 | 1:20:35 | |
from just inside his own half, or roundabout the halfway line. | 1:20:35 | 1:20:38 | |
I think he knew Carroll was off his line. Carroll tries to make the ground up. | 1:20:38 | 1:20:42 | |
'Oh, there's an error! Surely that crossed the line?' | 1:20:44 | 1:20:49 | |
The initial thought was "It's in". | 1:20:49 | 1:20:51 | |
'Tottenham appeal. | 1:20:51 | 1:20:52 | |
'From our vantage point, that looked over the line'. | 1:20:52 | 1:20:55 | |
It was a goal! That's what I remember. It was a goal. | 1:20:55 | 1:20:58 | |
You didn't need goal-line technology to see that. | 1:21:04 | 1:21:07 | |
Everybody in the stadium could see the ball had crossed the line. | 1:21:07 | 1:21:10 | |
I've never seen a ball that far over a goal line and never given. | 1:21:10 | 1:21:14 | |
Anyone who's got children | 1:21:15 | 1:21:18 | |
knows that this look... | 1:21:18 | 1:21:20 | |
is a look that someone's done something wrong. | 1:21:20 | 1:21:23 | |
He should have given the goal | 1:21:23 | 1:21:25 | |
on the basis of Roy Carroll's guilty look. | 1:21:25 | 1:21:27 | |
-Dodgy, dodgy, dodgy Man United again. -Don't be silly, Ricky. | 1:21:27 | 1:21:31 | |
You put him straight, pal. | 1:21:31 | 1:21:33 | |
There was a little bit of luck that Manchester United, | 1:21:33 | 1:21:35 | |
as everybody says, seem to get when they play at Old Trafford. | 1:21:35 | 1:21:38 | |
I take it back. | 1:21:38 | 1:21:39 | |
'Pedro Mendes still can't believe it.' | 1:21:39 | 1:21:42 | |
Never mind, I'm sure Tottenham's luck will change at some point, | 1:21:42 | 1:21:45 | |
but then again, maybe not. | 1:21:45 | 1:21:47 | |
When it comes to football, | 1:21:52 | 1:21:54 | |
the French play with a joie de vivre, | 1:21:54 | 1:21:56 | |
a je ne sais quoi, whatever that means, | 1:21:56 | 1:21:58 | |
and plenty of va-va-voom. | 1:21:58 | 1:22:00 | |
'Henry! Oh, what a goal!' | 1:22:00 | 1:22:04 | |
Yes, it's fair to say they're definitely not "merde", | 1:22:04 | 1:22:08 | |
but what the world witnessed at Highbury on 22nd October 2005 | 1:22:08 | 1:22:12 | |
was less vintage champagne, more coq au vin. | 1:22:12 | 1:22:16 | |
'It's penalty number two. Arsenal have another spot-kick.' | 1:22:16 | 1:22:20 | |
Having already scored from the spot ten minutes earlier, | 1:22:20 | 1:22:24 | |
Robert Pires stepped up again to put the game beyond doubt. | 1:22:24 | 1:22:27 | |
'Oh, they're trying something here.' | 1:22:30 | 1:22:32 | |
Pires wanted to tap it and get Henry to come and smash it in, | 1:22:32 | 1:22:35 | |
just to be cocky, showing that they're the best. | 1:22:35 | 1:22:38 | |
It's just a complete and utter shambles. | 1:22:38 | 1:22:42 | |
'Well, you might do that when you're five or six up, | 1:22:42 | 1:22:45 | |
'but Arsenal are left with egg on their face.' | 1:22:45 | 1:22:49 | |
The great thing about it is that Danny Mills, when it happens, | 1:22:49 | 1:22:52 | |
he can't work out whether he wants to clear the danger of the goal | 1:22:52 | 1:22:56 | |
or he wants to get in Robert Pires' ear. | 1:22:56 | 1:22:58 | |
In the end, somebody else clears the ball | 1:22:58 | 1:23:00 | |
and he can get in Robert Pires' ear. | 1:23:00 | 1:23:02 | |
Why would you go mental? They've missed it anyway. It don't matter. | 1:23:02 | 1:23:05 | |
I'd be tapping them on the back. | 1:23:05 | 1:23:07 | |
I wish I could repeat what I said, | 1:23:07 | 1:23:08 | |
but I think anybody that can half lip-read | 1:23:08 | 1:23:11 | |
will work it out for themselves. | 1:23:11 | 1:23:14 | |
It might look like he's calling him a BLEEP, | 1:23:14 | 1:23:16 | |
but Danny Mills had in fact noticed that they were merely trying | 1:23:16 | 1:23:19 | |
to replicate the 1982 Cruyff-Olsen penalty. | 1:23:19 | 1:23:23 | |
'Olsen, Cruyff, goal.' | 1:23:23 | 1:23:27 | |
Somebody told me that it was your idea. | 1:23:27 | 1:23:31 | |
It was, but it wasn't my idea to make his leg go numb. | 1:23:31 | 1:23:35 | |
Back in 1993, we had Fergie Time, | 1:23:39 | 1:23:41 | |
the legend of the 98th minute winner. | 1:23:41 | 1:23:44 | |
'Can you believe that?' | 1:23:44 | 1:23:48 | |
Now it's back in Fergie Time 2, when injury time lasted a week. | 1:23:48 | 1:23:53 | |
And this time, it's personal. | 1:23:53 | 1:23:55 | |
Man United-Man City has always been massive. | 1:23:57 | 1:23:59 | |
At number 13, it's the first Manchester derby of 2009, | 1:23:59 | 1:24:03 | |
and it's 3-2 to United. | 1:24:03 | 1:24:05 | |
And it's the last minute of the game. | 1:24:05 | 1:24:07 | |
'Bellamy...he scores! | 1:24:07 | 1:24:10 | |
'On the cusp of stoppage time, | 1:24:10 | 1:24:12 | |
'Bellamy has stopped the champions in their tracks.' | 1:24:12 | 1:24:15 | |
Manchester City fans were just bouncing | 1:24:15 | 1:24:17 | |
in that corner of Old Trafford. | 1:24:17 | 1:24:19 | |
They've gone behind three times. They've got a point. | 1:24:19 | 1:24:22 | |
But the fools haven't accounted for... | 1:24:22 | 1:24:24 | |
Fergie Time. | 1:24:24 | 1:24:25 | |
# Tick, tock, tick, tock... # | 1:24:25 | 1:24:27 | |
Four minutes is up. | 1:24:27 | 1:24:28 | |
Mark Hughes, the manager on the touchline, | 1:24:28 | 1:24:31 | |
thinks "Great - we've got a fantastic heroic point here". | 1:24:31 | 1:24:34 | |
I think you're forgetting one thing. | 1:24:34 | 1:24:36 | |
Fergie Time. | 1:24:36 | 1:24:37 | |
'Mark Hughes is asking why the whistle hasn't gone. | 1:24:37 | 1:24:40 | |
'We've had four and a half minutes, he says.' | 1:24:40 | 1:24:42 | |
Ferguson's probably checking his watch, | 1:24:42 | 1:24:44 | |
saying "Four minutes - that means six." | 1:24:44 | 1:24:46 | |
'You know who he learnt his timekeeping from, of course.' | 1:24:47 | 1:24:50 | |
So the four minutes had gone. So had the five. | 1:24:52 | 1:24:55 | |
Will the whistle ever go? | 1:24:55 | 1:24:56 | |
'Hughes is getting angrier and angrier down below us.' | 1:24:56 | 1:25:02 | |
And it's the 96th minute when the inevitable, of course, happens. | 1:25:02 | 1:25:05 | |
Giggs just threads a beautifully weighted pass to Michael Owen, | 1:25:05 | 1:25:09 | |
who slots it in the back of the net. | 1:25:09 | 1:25:11 | |
'Michael Owen wins it in the most extraordinary way! | 1:25:11 | 1:25:16 | |
'And Mark Hughes is furious.' | 1:25:17 | 1:25:19 | |
United never lose games, they just run out of time. | 1:25:20 | 1:25:23 | |
'Surely the whistle now.' | 1:25:23 | 1:25:25 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 1:25:25 | 1:25:26 | |
'That's it! | 1:25:26 | 1:25:28 | |
'One of the most extraordinary derbies you are ever likely to see.' | 1:25:28 | 1:25:32 | |
That's right. Can you remind them why, Jimmy? | 1:25:32 | 1:25:35 | |
-There's normal time, and then there's Fergie time. -Thanks, Jimmy. | 1:25:35 | 1:25:37 | |
So watch out for Fergie Time 3, a game of two halves, | 1:25:37 | 1:25:41 | |
or three if you need it, coming to a theatre of dreams near you. | 1:25:41 | 1:25:45 | |
In 2006, Spurs were just one game away from securing | 1:25:54 | 1:25:58 | |
their very first Champions League spot and trumping the enemy. | 1:25:58 | 1:26:01 | |
-This was their moment at last. -They're going to overtake Arsenal. | 1:26:01 | 1:26:04 | |
Arsenal are going to finish out the Champions League. | 1:26:04 | 1:26:07 | |
It's a major disaster for Arsene Wenger. | 1:26:07 | 1:26:09 | |
Questions are being asked. Could he go? | 1:26:09 | 1:26:11 | |
The Tottenham squad went to a hotel in Canary Wharf | 1:26:11 | 1:26:15 | |
to prepare for the biggest moment of their season. | 1:26:15 | 1:26:17 | |
They have a lovely lasagne the night before, | 1:26:17 | 1:26:20 | |
and then in the morning, they feel a little bit gippy. | 1:26:20 | 1:26:23 | |
The pasta proved a problem, and during the night, | 1:26:23 | 1:26:26 | |
there were rumblings in the Tottenham camp. | 1:26:26 | 1:26:28 | |
Have you had food poisoning before? | 1:26:32 | 1:26:34 | |
Have you tried to get up the next day? | 1:26:34 | 1:26:36 | |
Have you tried to leave the toilet? You know when you get up and go | 1:26:36 | 1:26:39 | |
"Oh, yeah, I'm fine now, "I can actually leave", | 1:26:39 | 1:26:42 | |
and then you hit the door | 1:26:42 | 1:26:43 | |
and you're like "No, I've got to sit back down again. | 1:26:43 | 1:26:46 | |
It was squeaky bum time all round, as West Ham took full advantage. | 1:26:46 | 1:26:49 | |
'Yossi Benayoun may well have finished off | 1:26:55 | 1:26:58 | |
'Tottenham Hotspur's European Champions League dream.' | 1:26:58 | 1:27:01 | |
There's nothing worse | 1:27:01 | 1:27:03 | |
than trying to do a job whilst mentally tethered to the lav. | 1:27:03 | 1:27:06 | |
And those considerate West Ham fans did what they could | 1:27:11 | 1:27:14 | |
to help the players out in their time of need. Ah, bless. | 1:27:14 | 1:27:19 | |
'There's the full-time whistle. West Ham have beaten Tottenham | 1:27:19 | 1:27:22 | |
'and Arsenal will strut their Champions League stuff | 1:27:22 | 1:27:27 | |
'at the Emirates Stadium next season.' | 1:27:27 | 1:27:29 | |
Tottenham lose, they blow their chances of the Champions League | 1:27:29 | 1:27:33 | |
and they blow their chances of overtaking Arsenal. | 1:27:33 | 1:27:35 | |
But did they ever get to the bottom of Lasagne-gate? | 1:27:35 | 1:27:38 | |
Was the truth ever found out? | 1:27:38 | 1:27:41 | |
Lasagne-gate should be reopened cos no-one knows what happened. | 1:27:42 | 1:27:45 | |
I'm thinking the kitchen hands might have been Arsenal fans. | 1:27:45 | 1:27:47 | |
The fact that the chef in the hotel's surname was Wenger | 1:27:47 | 1:27:50 | |
might tell you all you need to know. | 1:27:50 | 1:27:52 | |
Know what I mean? | 1:27:52 | 1:27:53 | |
So whether it was a dodgy lasagne or just a virus in the Spurs camp, | 1:27:53 | 1:27:57 | |
Tottenham's season went down the pan and pretty much crowns them | 1:27:57 | 1:28:00 | |
the unluckiest Premier League team of the lot. | 1:28:00 | 1:28:03 | |
On that freezing cold night when the Titanic sunk, one man got the blame. | 1:28:08 | 1:28:12 | |
-That, of course, was the captain. -Where are you going with this? | 1:28:12 | 1:28:15 | |
Well, to football's very own Titanic, | 1:28:15 | 1:28:17 | |
captained - of course, Mr Savage - | 1:28:17 | 1:28:20 | |
rather badly by YOU. | 1:28:20 | 1:28:22 | |
Here's Derby County. | 1:28:22 | 1:28:23 | |
-Great breaststroke. -Hell of a form. | 1:28:24 | 1:28:26 | |
# You're free... # | 1:28:30 | 1:28:33 | |
11 is one of my most favourite numbers. | 1:28:33 | 1:28:36 | |
There are 11 players on a football team. | 1:28:36 | 1:28:38 | |
Apollo 11 took Neil Armstrong to the moon, | 1:28:38 | 1:28:40 | |
and the number 11 bus was where I first copped off with Kirsty Juggins. | 1:28:40 | 1:28:44 | |
But for Derby County fans, | 1:28:44 | 1:28:45 | |
11 is probably their least favourite number of all-time. | 1:28:45 | 1:28:49 | |
-Derby County got relegated with 11 points. -11 points. | 1:28:51 | 1:28:54 | |
We all understand that teams lose, | 1:28:54 | 1:28:56 | |
but there is losing and there is like, being the worst loser. | 1:28:56 | 1:29:00 | |
'Harper... Reading are ahead! | 1:29:00 | 1:29:03 | |
'What a big, big goal!' | 1:29:03 | 1:29:04 | |
'Deflected and deflected in.' | 1:29:07 | 1:29:09 | |
They won one game out of a whole season. | 1:29:09 | 1:29:14 | |
That's in the Guinness Book Of Records, right? | 1:29:14 | 1:29:17 | |
It wasn't all bad news for Derby, they did have one moment of glory. | 1:29:17 | 1:29:21 | |
'A shot from Miller...! And how much will that goal mean to Derby County?' | 1:29:22 | 1:29:27 | |
They beat Newcastle. | 1:29:27 | 1:29:28 | |
I mean, that's a positive if you're a Sunderland fan. | 1:29:28 | 1:29:32 | |
Derby's 1-0 win was just a tiny blip | 1:29:32 | 1:29:34 | |
and by 28 October they were firmly rooted to the bottom of the table. | 1:29:34 | 1:29:38 | |
They were desperate and needed a superstar to get them out of trouble. | 1:29:44 | 1:29:47 | |
Henry was unavailable, Becks was otherwise engaged, | 1:29:47 | 1:29:50 | |
and Ronaldo was just too pretty. | 1:29:50 | 1:29:52 | |
So they turned to the only person they could to drag them from the abyss - | 1:29:52 | 1:29:56 | |
a long-haired saviour and exotic dancer. | 1:29:56 | 1:29:59 | |
Clearly, the signing of Robbie Savage had a huge, | 1:30:00 | 1:30:04 | |
galvanising effect on Derby that season(!) | 1:30:04 | 1:30:06 | |
I thought I'd go there and make a difference. | 1:30:06 | 1:30:08 | |
Try and get them a few more points | 1:30:08 | 1:30:10 | |
and even keep them in the Premier League, but... I didn't. | 1:30:10 | 1:30:13 | |
# I'm a loser, baby... # | 1:30:13 | 1:30:16 | |
Derby's 11 points was the lowest tally ever | 1:30:16 | 1:30:19 | |
and they became the only team to be relegated before April. | 1:30:19 | 1:30:22 | |
Another record, well done, Robbie(!) | 1:30:22 | 1:30:25 | |
'And Derby's season is just slipping away.' | 1:30:25 | 1:30:28 | |
It just goes to show | 1:30:28 | 1:30:30 | |
that the Premier League is the best league in the world | 1:30:30 | 1:30:32 | |
and teams like Derby County prove it to us. | 1:30:32 | 1:30:36 | |
Coming up... Drama. | 1:30:40 | 1:30:43 | |
It was amazing. | 1:30:43 | 1:30:44 | |
'Staggering! Just staggering!' | 1:30:44 | 1:30:47 | |
Hilarity. | 1:30:48 | 1:30:49 | |
'It will fall for Bent!' | 1:30:49 | 1:30:51 | |
'The little deflection from the shot.' | 1:30:53 | 1:30:55 | |
And Delia. | 1:30:56 | 1:30:57 | |
Let's be having you! | 1:30:57 | 1:31:01 | |
# Oh, yeah, you with the sad face | 1:31:04 | 1:31:07 | |
# Come back to my place and we'll get it on | 1:31:07 | 1:31:10 | |
# Yeah... # | 1:31:10 | 1:31:12 | |
Oh, whoa! | 1:31:12 | 1:31:14 | |
-Why are you on my piano and WHY are you with my wife? -Your wife?! | 1:31:14 | 1:31:19 | |
Christ, I thought that was your twin sister! | 1:31:19 | 1:31:22 | |
Myself and Robbie went to every pub in the land | 1:31:26 | 1:31:28 | |
and we asked the resident old bloke in the hat at the end of the bar | 1:31:28 | 1:31:31 | |
what his favourite ever Premier League game was. | 1:31:31 | 1:31:34 | |
They all said, without a doubt this one - | 1:31:34 | 1:31:36 | |
apart from old Gutty McGinty, but he's a miserable old sod. | 1:31:36 | 1:31:40 | |
It's number ten. It's Liverpool, it's Newcastle. It's 1996. | 1:31:40 | 1:31:44 | |
The game was amazing. It was the sort of game where people go, | 1:31:44 | 1:31:47 | |
"This is why the Premiership's so good." | 1:31:47 | 1:31:50 | |
Newcastle were only three points behind leaders Man United | 1:31:50 | 1:31:54 | |
and Liverpool still had an outside chance of the title. | 1:31:54 | 1:31:57 | |
Right from the off, both teams went for broke. | 1:31:57 | 1:32:00 | |
'What a start for Liverpool.' | 1:32:00 | 1:32:03 | |
What a match. Great game. | 1:32:03 | 1:32:05 | |
'Ferdinand...' | 1:32:05 | 1:32:07 | |
The best game in the Premier League ever, for me. | 1:32:07 | 1:32:10 | |
'Ginola with a finish.' | 1:32:10 | 1:32:12 | |
It was a great game to be involved in if you won. | 1:32:12 | 1:32:15 | |
'McManaman, taking on Albert... And a shot, it's a goal! Fowler!' | 1:32:15 | 1:32:18 | |
Newcastle were in front, then Liverpool were in front. | 1:32:18 | 1:32:21 | |
Then it was Newcastle again. | 1:32:21 | 1:32:23 | |
'Asprilla... Yes!' | 1:32:23 | 1:32:25 | |
It's right up there with the very best, simply because of the drama that was involved. | 1:32:26 | 1:32:31 | |
'A good ball in, Collymore!' | 1:32:31 | 1:32:33 | |
Stan Collymore - just brilliant. | 1:32:33 | 1:32:35 | |
He was raw power. In that sort of situation he was amazing. | 1:32:35 | 1:32:38 | |
'Now Ian Rush...' | 1:32:38 | 1:32:39 | |
And deep into injury time with the score at 3-3, | 1:32:39 | 1:32:42 | |
one more moment of Collymore magic sealed Newcastle's fate. | 1:32:42 | 1:32:47 | |
'Liverpool have won it!' | 1:32:47 | 1:32:49 | |
Even as a Newcastle fan, it didn't even matter that we lost, | 1:32:49 | 1:32:52 | |
it was such a great game of football. | 1:32:52 | 1:32:55 | |
Well, not everyone felt the same way. | 1:32:55 | 1:32:57 | |
Kevin Keegan really showed what it's like to be a football manager, | 1:32:57 | 1:33:01 | |
but more than that, a football fan. | 1:33:01 | 1:33:03 | |
As Stan Collymore rammed the winner in for Liverpool late on, | 1:33:03 | 1:33:06 | |
Keegan just kind of slumped in the dugout. | 1:33:06 | 1:33:09 | |
He knew that he was the victim in a great drama. | 1:33:09 | 1:33:11 | |
From a neutral's point of view, I think it's probably | 1:33:11 | 1:33:14 | |
one of the greatest games and at the end you can look back | 1:33:14 | 1:33:16 | |
and say it is the greatest game I have been involved in because we won. | 1:33:16 | 1:33:19 | |
From a footballing point of view, no. | 1:33:19 | 1:33:22 | |
Newcastle's title dreams were in tatters | 1:33:22 | 1:33:24 | |
and they eventually finished second to Man United, | 1:33:24 | 1:33:27 | |
the closest Keegan ever got. | 1:33:27 | 1:33:29 | |
To those that would say perhaps you should have shut up shop earlier, | 1:33:29 | 1:33:32 | |
you say, no, we carry on playing this way? | 1:33:32 | 1:33:34 | |
Yeah, or I go. There's no question the other way. | 1:33:34 | 1:33:38 | |
Football - it's a maelstrom of energetic excitement, | 1:33:42 | 1:33:46 | |
played at breakneck speeds and full of cut and thrust, | 1:33:46 | 1:33:50 | |
mud, sweat and tears. | 1:33:50 | 1:33:52 | |
'Horsfield! | 1:33:52 | 1:33:54 | |
'Kieran Richardson!' | 1:33:54 | 1:33:56 | |
But some of the most exciting and dramatic moments | 1:33:56 | 1:33:59 | |
occur when nothing happens at all. | 1:33:59 | 1:34:02 | |
At number nine is the final game of 2005 | 1:34:03 | 1:34:06 | |
and probably the tensest and most dramatic ever on a Survival Sunday. | 1:34:06 | 1:34:10 | |
West Brom's Premiership lives were teetering on the brink of safety and relegation | 1:34:10 | 1:34:15 | |
and all they could do was wait. | 1:34:15 | 1:34:17 | |
For the first time in the Premier League, | 1:34:17 | 1:34:20 | |
any of the bottom four could survive relegation. | 1:34:20 | 1:34:23 | |
Which one? It was too close to call. | 1:34:23 | 1:34:25 | |
At the final whistle of the West Brom game, | 1:34:25 | 1:34:27 | |
they were left in limbo cos their game had finished early, | 1:34:27 | 1:34:30 | |
so they're all standing around the pitch - the players, the management, the coaching staff, thinking, | 1:34:30 | 1:34:34 | |
"Come on, the whistle's got to blow." | 1:34:34 | 1:34:37 | |
They'd done all they could. They'd won, but they had to hope their relegation rivals | 1:34:37 | 1:34:40 | |
Norwich, Southampton and Palace didn't. | 1:34:40 | 1:34:43 | |
Slim chance. | 1:34:43 | 1:34:45 | |
Tick followed tock, followed tick, followed tock. | 1:34:45 | 1:34:49 | |
They were all on telephones, weren't they? | 1:34:50 | 1:34:52 | |
They were all on old radios and stuff. | 1:34:52 | 1:34:54 | |
It was weird - what were they all listening to? | 1:34:54 | 1:34:56 | |
Were they phoning people...? | 1:34:56 | 1:34:58 | |
Were they phoning people at home who had the telly on? | 1:34:58 | 1:35:00 | |
# I can't get this pressure point out of my head | 1:35:00 | 1:35:03 | |
# I can't get this pressure point out of my head... # | 1:35:03 | 1:35:06 | |
I owned the team that was right in the middle of it. | 1:35:06 | 1:35:08 | |
I assumed we were going to stay up. | 1:35:08 | 1:35:10 | |
West Brom I had written off in my own mind. | 1:35:10 | 1:35:12 | |
The odds had been stacked against plucky West Brom all season. | 1:35:12 | 1:35:15 | |
They'd been rooted to the bottom for most of it | 1:35:15 | 1:35:17 | |
and were the bookies' favourite for the drop. | 1:35:17 | 1:35:19 | |
If they were going to survive, | 1:35:19 | 1:35:20 | |
this would be the Premier League's greatest escape. | 1:35:20 | 1:35:23 | |
All they could do was wait. | 1:35:23 | 1:35:26 | |
MUSIC: "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand | 1:35:30 | 1:35:32 | |
'The cheers have gone around the Hawthorns. The news has come through. | 1:35:32 | 1:35:36 | |
Bryan Robson's Baggies are staying in the Barclays Premiership. | 1:35:36 | 1:35:42 | |
It was one of the most memorable pitch invasions ever. | 1:35:42 | 1:35:44 | |
The players were carried off on shoulders. | 1:35:44 | 1:35:46 | |
# Take me out | 1:35:46 | 1:35:48 | |
# I stay, you don't show | 1:35:48 | 1:35:50 | |
# Don't move... # | 1:35:50 | 1:35:52 | |
West Brom were safe and Bryan Robson was hailed as a hero. | 1:35:52 | 1:35:55 | |
So happy, it sort of made... Everyone was in tears of joy. | 1:35:55 | 1:35:57 | |
It was a fantastic day for West Brom fans. | 1:35:57 | 1:35:59 | |
This was the greatest escape ever in the Premier league, | 1:35:59 | 1:36:02 | |
everyone was euphoric, well, almost everyone. | 1:36:02 | 1:36:04 | |
For me, it wasn't very nice because it meant Palace got relegated | 1:36:04 | 1:36:07 | |
and West Brom stayed up. | 1:36:07 | 1:36:09 | |
What is it with football fans and inflatable objects? | 1:36:12 | 1:36:15 | |
They'll bring anything inflatable, whether it be a whale, | 1:36:15 | 1:36:18 | |
a ball, bouncy castles, a tent... | 1:36:18 | 1:36:21 | |
If you can put air in it, they'll bring it. | 1:36:21 | 1:36:23 | |
And by the time Sunderland hosted Liverpool in 2009, | 1:36:23 | 1:36:27 | |
inflatables were everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE. | 1:36:27 | 1:36:31 | |
'Now Cattermole takes over.' | 1:36:31 | 1:36:33 | |
The game was only five minutes old, | 1:36:33 | 1:36:34 | |
when a seemingly innocuous Darren Bent goal | 1:36:34 | 1:36:37 | |
was not as innocent as it appeared. | 1:36:37 | 1:36:39 | |
'Threatening here from Sunderland, it will fall for Bent!' | 1:36:39 | 1:36:42 | |
'A little deflection from the shot from Darren Bent off Glen Johnson.' | 1:36:42 | 1:36:46 | |
This was no Johnson deflection! This was beach ball-gate. | 1:36:46 | 1:36:51 | |
When Darren Bent took the shot it hit the beach ball absolutely spot-on, perfectly. | 1:36:51 | 1:36:55 | |
The beach ball one way, the ball in the back of the net. Good goal. | 1:36:55 | 1:36:58 | |
Could this incredible event | 1:37:01 | 1:37:02 | |
have been a tactical piece of Sunderland genius? | 1:37:02 | 1:37:05 | |
It was actually a Liverpool fan who threw the beach ball onto the pitch. | 1:37:05 | 1:37:09 | |
Imagine being him! | 1:37:09 | 1:37:10 | |
Irony of ironies. | 1:37:10 | 1:37:12 | |
It's always the one with the pixelated face. | 1:37:12 | 1:37:15 | |
Poor little fella. Imagine how bad he must have felt. | 1:37:15 | 1:37:18 | |
So this incredible moment secured victory | 1:37:18 | 1:37:21 | |
and mid-table mediocrity for Sunderland that year. | 1:37:21 | 1:37:24 | |
That beach ball was actually the fifth-highest scorer that year for Sunderland. | 1:37:24 | 1:37:29 | |
Joint fifth with Jordan Henderson. | 1:37:29 | 1:37:31 | |
And it wasn't long before everyone wanted a ropey old bag filled with hot air. | 1:37:31 | 1:37:35 | |
No, not that one! | 1:37:35 | 1:37:36 | |
Man City put a £30 million bid in. | 1:37:36 | 1:37:39 | |
But then they actually withdrew that bid | 1:37:39 | 1:37:40 | |
when they realised that the transfer price was inflated. | 1:37:40 | 1:37:44 | |
I was thinking, Robert, you've played with some of the real great players. | 1:37:49 | 1:37:52 | |
Danny Mills, right? | 1:37:52 | 1:37:54 | |
Well, no, I was thinking more like Christophe Dugarry, Roque Santa Cruz and Gerry Taggart. | 1:37:54 | 1:38:00 | |
But how interesting is it | 1:38:00 | 1:38:01 | |
that some people lie about being a footballer | 1:38:01 | 1:38:04 | |
and get caught out straight away, | 1:38:04 | 1:38:06 | |
others manage to play 346 Premier League games! | 1:38:06 | 1:38:10 | |
-I'm a millionaire, though. -Don't show off, Robbie, it's not becoming. | 1:38:10 | 1:38:14 | |
I know a bloke who blagged his way into a Spice Girls concert | 1:38:20 | 1:38:22 | |
backstage, which, to us at the time, was the greatest blag ever | 1:38:22 | 1:38:26 | |
but blagging yourself into a Premier League match, that's impressive. | 1:38:26 | 1:38:30 | |
REPORTER: It was a footballing gift horse | 1:38:30 | 1:38:32 | |
that Graeme Souness could hardly afford to turn down. | 1:38:32 | 1:38:34 | |
A striker recommended on the phone by an impeccable source, | 1:38:34 | 1:38:37 | |
world footballer of the year, George Weah. | 1:38:37 | 1:38:39 | |
In November 1996, | 1:38:39 | 1:38:41 | |
Southampton manager Graeme Souness was about to fall | 1:38:41 | 1:38:44 | |
for the greatest blag since Mel Gibson tried | 1:38:44 | 1:38:47 | |
to become the chief rabbi of Jerusalem. | 1:38:47 | 1:38:49 | |
Within days, the Southampton boss had given 30-year-old Ali Dia a month's contract. | 1:38:49 | 1:38:53 | |
That's right. On the basis of a hoax phone call, | 1:38:53 | 1:38:55 | |
Souness signed up Senegalese chancer Ali Dia. | 1:38:55 | 1:38:58 | |
He didn't bother seeing him play, he just let him loose on a full Premier League game. | 1:39:02 | 1:39:06 | |
Didn't he come on for Le Tissier? That's quite a gear change, isn't it? | 1:39:06 | 1:39:10 | |
Dia had previously failed at Port Vale, Gillingham | 1:39:11 | 1:39:14 | |
and non-League Blyth Spartans before conning his way into Southampton. | 1:39:14 | 1:39:18 | |
I love the realisation that must have taken place in Graeme Souness's head | 1:39:18 | 1:39:21 | |
of going, "Get out there, Ali, go and do it. Score a goal for us." | 1:39:21 | 1:39:25 | |
And him running out and turning to his assistant manager | 1:39:25 | 1:39:28 | |
and going, "Ali's not a footballer, is he?" | 1:39:28 | 1:39:32 | |
He came on in a game against somewhere where Matt Le Tissier went off injured | 1:39:32 | 1:39:36 | |
and really didn't show us that he was up to Premier League football. | 1:39:36 | 1:39:40 | |
That's pretty much cos he was a pub team player, Graeme. | 1:39:40 | 1:39:43 | |
How gullible is Graeme Souness? This isn't the first time it's happened. | 1:39:43 | 1:39:46 | |
Apparently Steve McMahon once dressed up as his wife | 1:39:46 | 1:39:50 | |
and pretended to be her for 15 years. | 1:39:50 | 1:39:52 | |
So Dia left the following morning, not even saying goodbye, | 1:39:52 | 1:39:55 | |
and found his natural home - five divisions below, | 1:39:55 | 1:39:58 | |
at non-League Gateshead. | 1:39:58 | 1:40:00 | |
Rumour has it that Souness now runs a successful hedge fund, | 1:40:00 | 1:40:04 | |
investing in tartan paint, chocolate toasters and magic beans. | 1:40:04 | 1:40:08 | |
Some say Arsenal of 2004 were good. Some say they were great. | 1:40:12 | 1:40:16 | |
But some say they were the best Premier League has ever seen. | 1:40:16 | 1:40:20 | |
They were brilliant to watch. Fluid, total football. | 1:40:30 | 1:40:33 | |
They were amazing. They were a fantastic side. | 1:40:33 | 1:40:36 | |
Thierry Henry, perhaps the best player in the world at the time. | 1:40:42 | 1:40:45 | |
The pace and power of Henry, the guile and craft of Bergkamp. | 1:40:45 | 1:40:50 | |
He could actually break your leg. | 1:40:50 | 1:40:52 | |
Even neutrals sat back and admired it. | 1:40:52 | 1:40:55 | |
Never before had one team gone an entire season without losing | 1:40:58 | 1:41:02 | |
and Arsenal, with 37 games unbeaten, were on the cusp of immortality. | 1:41:02 | 1:41:06 | |
Only one more game to go. | 1:41:06 | 1:41:08 | |
The stage was set, | 1:41:10 | 1:41:11 | |
the final game at home to already-relegated Leicester City. | 1:41:11 | 1:41:14 | |
Easy. Glory was on its way, surely? | 1:41:14 | 1:41:17 | |
That wasn't in the script, was it? | 1:41:20 | 1:41:22 | |
Worried faces in the Arsenal camp. | 1:41:22 | 1:41:25 | |
Hang on, one-nil down? Arsenal are losing? | 1:41:25 | 1:41:28 | |
Was this going to be the ultimate choke? | 1:41:28 | 1:41:30 | |
The last game of the season, losing one-nil down to Leicester. | 1:41:30 | 1:41:34 | |
As a fan, you're watching, thinking, "Oh, my god, | 1:41:34 | 1:41:36 | |
"we're not going to go a whole season unbeaten!" | 1:41:36 | 1:41:38 | |
But this isn't the Arsenal we know today. This lot were invincible. | 1:41:42 | 1:41:46 | |
For that team to go through the season unbeaten | 1:41:57 | 1:42:00 | |
and carry that run on was a tremendous achievement. | 1:42:00 | 1:42:03 | |
Unbelievable, the Invincibles. | 1:42:03 | 1:42:04 | |
-They are unbeaten. -Hail the history men. | 1:42:04 | 1:42:07 | |
For Arsenal to do what they did without losing a game | 1:42:09 | 1:42:12 | |
was incredible and I never thought I would see it done. | 1:42:12 | 1:42:14 | |
Absolutely incredible, and I don't think that will ever happen again. | 1:42:14 | 1:42:17 | |
This recipe, for wholewheat girdle cakes, is using up... | 1:42:28 | 1:42:32 | |
Delia Smith has been teaching the nation how to cook for 30 over years. | 1:42:32 | 1:42:36 | |
I think kebabs go particularly well with rice. | 1:42:36 | 1:42:40 | |
But back in 1996, she booked a place at the high table of football | 1:42:40 | 1:42:43 | |
when she stepped in to save her beloved Norwich City from bankruptcy. | 1:42:43 | 1:42:47 | |
Delia was great, she came into Norwich, | 1:42:47 | 1:42:49 | |
instantly threw a couple of parties to get to know the players. | 1:42:49 | 1:42:52 | |
As a person, probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. | 1:42:52 | 1:42:55 | |
Good luck, have a lovely season. | 1:42:55 | 1:42:57 | |
-She loves her football. -Look, look, look! | 1:42:57 | 1:43:00 | |
But in February 2005, Delia surprised everyone | 1:43:00 | 1:43:03 | |
with a half-time rallying cry for the Norwich faithful. | 1:43:03 | 1:43:07 | |
I was out warming up at half time and, next thing you know, | 1:43:07 | 1:43:09 | |
I see Delia walking out onto the pitch. | 1:43:09 | 1:43:11 | |
I'm thinking, "This is a bit strange, I've never seen this before." | 1:43:11 | 1:43:14 | |
You're the best supporters in the world. We need a 12th man here. | 1:43:14 | 1:43:20 | |
Where are you? | 1:43:20 | 1:43:22 | |
Where are you?! Let's be having you! | 1:43:22 | 1:43:27 | |
Come on! | 1:43:29 | 1:43:30 | |
It's a passion, isn't it? | 1:43:30 | 1:43:31 | |
Sometimes you cannot control that passion inside you, it comes out. | 1:43:31 | 1:43:35 | |
We always think of Delia as being very sophisticated, you know, | 1:43:35 | 1:43:39 | |
a posh lady in a pinny. | 1:43:39 | 1:43:40 | |
It has a nice, strong, nutty flavour. | 1:43:40 | 1:43:43 | |
And then she goes all east end market on us, doesn't she? | 1:43:43 | 1:43:46 | |
Let's be having you! | 1:43:46 | 1:43:48 | |
It's a different language to the North East, that's for sure. | 1:43:48 | 1:43:51 | |
-But you knew where she was coming from. -Where are you?! | 1:43:51 | 1:43:54 | |
And you just say, "No, somebody take her away!" | 1:43:55 | 1:43:59 | |
If she thinks that there's a chance that she might be able | 1:43:59 | 1:44:02 | |
to help out, in any way, during the match, she wanted to do it | 1:44:02 | 1:44:05 | |
and unfortunately, it just didn't quite work out on that day | 1:44:05 | 1:44:08 | |
and I haven't seen her on the pitch at half time since. | 1:44:08 | 1:44:11 | |
And that's all from me this week, bye-bye. | 1:44:11 | 1:44:13 | |
Shearer! Shearer! | 1:44:17 | 1:44:20 | |
Alan Shearer's probably the all-time Premier League's greatest centre-forward. | 1:44:20 | 1:44:24 | |
Alan is just a master of putting the ball in the back of the net. | 1:44:24 | 1:44:27 | |
-Which, in Geordie, means... -He's the best thing since sliced bread. -Exactly, Geordie man. | 1:44:27 | 1:44:31 | |
And, in April 2006, Premier League genius Shearer scored his 260th goal, | 1:44:31 | 1:44:36 | |
a Premier League record that still stands today. | 1:44:36 | 1:44:40 | |
That's over 70 more than Andy Cole, his nearest rival. | 1:44:40 | 1:44:43 | |
-He's the best thing since sliced bread. -Thanks, Geordie man. | 1:44:43 | 1:44:47 | |
-He's the best thing since sliced bread. -Aye, all right, Geordie man. | 1:44:51 | 1:44:54 | |
Shearer was deadly inside the box | 1:44:54 | 1:44:56 | |
and he once even managed to score from outside it. | 1:44:56 | 1:44:59 | |
But, unfortunately, with 260 of these, there were also 260 of these. | 1:45:02 | 1:45:08 | |
When it comes to celebrations, he was absolutely shocking. | 1:45:08 | 1:45:12 | |
He just put one hand up and he would run, | 1:45:12 | 1:45:15 | |
but he wouldn't even stretch the arm. | 1:45:15 | 1:45:17 | |
It was like a limp arm. We used to be like, | 1:45:17 | 1:45:20 | |
"Come on, man. Come on, Shearer!" | 1:45:20 | 1:45:23 | |
Left hand or right hand? Who knows? Sometimes, he'd mix it up. | 1:45:23 | 1:45:26 | |
He does a 40-yard screamer and goes like that. | 1:45:30 | 1:45:33 | |
I'm thinking, "How happy are you, Alan?" | 1:45:33 | 1:45:35 | |
Alan Shearer, arguably the greatest striker in the history of the Premier League, | 1:45:35 | 1:45:39 | |
with a celebration that could send an insomniac into a coma. | 1:45:39 | 1:45:43 | |
Goal! Celebration. | 1:45:43 | 1:45:45 | |
Goal! Celebration. | 1:45:46 | 1:45:48 | |
Goal! Can someone wake me up when he scores again? | 1:45:49 | 1:45:53 | |
A lot of people will tell you I'm a lot like Jose. | 1:45:57 | 1:45:59 | |
I interviewed him once for the Watford Gazette. | 1:45:59 | 1:46:01 | |
He's a real straight shooter. | 1:46:01 | 1:46:04 | |
I was just chatting about his favourite fruit, | 1:46:04 | 1:46:06 | |
he's a big fan of oranges nonetheless. | 1:46:06 | 1:46:08 | |
-What about you, Robbie? -Tomatoes and pears fan myself. | 1:46:08 | 1:46:11 | |
Really? I had you down as a banana kind of guy. | 1:46:11 | 1:46:14 | |
We've seen the managerial greats, from Fergie to Brown. | 1:46:19 | 1:46:23 | |
But this next guy, our number three, is a bit special. | 1:46:23 | 1:46:27 | |
You can be arrogant when you're that good, and he is that good. | 1:46:27 | 1:46:30 | |
He's one of those people who says what he means and means what he says | 1:46:30 | 1:46:33 | |
and then has the ability to back it up. | 1:46:33 | 1:46:35 | |
When a somebody phones up from Stamford Bridge | 1:46:35 | 1:46:37 | |
and says, "The new manager of Chelsea's here | 1:46:37 | 1:46:40 | |
"and he says he's the special one," | 1:46:40 | 1:46:42 | |
you go, "Ooh, this bloke could be a bit good, couldn't he?" You know. | 1:46:42 | 1:46:47 | |
I'm not one of...of the bottle. I think I'm a special one. | 1:46:47 | 1:46:50 | |
# Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste. # | 1:46:50 | 1:46:54 | |
In the supermarket, you have eggs - class one, class two, class three. | 1:46:57 | 1:47:01 | |
And some are more expensive than others | 1:47:01 | 1:47:04 | |
and some give you better omelettes. | 1:47:04 | 1:47:05 | |
Interesting, Jose. | 1:47:05 | 1:47:07 | |
Not quite seagulls, but interesting all the same. | 1:47:07 | 1:47:11 | |
You know? Are in Waitrose and you cannot go there? You have a problem. | 1:47:11 | 1:47:16 | |
He did two amazing things, Jose Mourinho. | 1:47:16 | 1:47:19 | |
He made Chelsea even more hated than they were already | 1:47:19 | 1:47:22 | |
but he also made Chelsea cool. | 1:47:22 | 1:47:24 | |
He's just so cool, calm and collected. Plus my mum fancies him. | 1:47:24 | 1:47:28 | |
He is the sexiest football manager that I've ever seen. | 1:47:28 | 1:47:34 | |
Oh, and he was really good at managing teams. | 1:47:34 | 1:47:36 | |
Yeah, forgot about that bit. | 1:47:37 | 1:47:39 | |
# I am the one and only | 1:47:42 | 1:47:43 | |
# You can't take that away from me. # | 1:47:43 | 1:47:46 | |
Jose Mourinho has got big balls. | 1:47:46 | 1:47:49 | |
At one point - I think it was in February - | 1:47:49 | 1:47:51 | |
he predicted the day that Chelsea would win the League. | 1:47:51 | 1:47:54 | |
And on 30th April 2005, his ballsy prediction came true at Bolton. | 1:47:54 | 1:47:59 | |
Mourinho had indeed led Chelsea to their first title in 50 years. | 1:47:59 | 1:48:03 | |
Now, that's special. | 1:48:03 | 1:48:04 | |
COMMENTATOR: Frank Lampard, round the keeper, | 1:48:05 | 1:48:08 | |
into the back of the net. | 1:48:08 | 1:48:09 | |
Chelsea is the name on the Championship Trophy. | 1:48:09 | 1:48:12 | |
For all intents and purposes, | 1:48:13 | 1:48:15 | |
he was the Muhammad Ali of football managers, you know. | 1:48:15 | 1:48:17 | |
He called what was going to happen and it happened. | 1:48:17 | 1:48:20 | |
COMMENTATOR: Jose Mourinho indulges | 1:48:20 | 1:48:22 | |
in another of those touchline dashes. | 1:48:22 | 1:48:25 | |
To sum up just how good this man was, | 1:48:25 | 1:48:28 | |
Chelsea recorded the most points ever, the most wins ever, | 1:48:28 | 1:48:31 | |
the most clean sheets ever | 1:48:31 | 1:48:33 | |
and the least goals conceded. Now, that is REALLY special. | 1:48:33 | 1:48:37 | |
COMMENTATOR: Jose Mourinho has shown the world | 1:48:37 | 1:48:40 | |
that he is indeed The Special One. | 1:48:40 | 1:48:43 | |
I've seen most managers and to my mind, | 1:48:43 | 1:48:46 | |
a lot of them are the emperor's new clothes. | 1:48:46 | 1:48:48 | |
This guy was the real deal. | 1:48:48 | 1:48:50 | |
Cantona must figure as one of the greatest United players of all time. | 1:48:53 | 1:48:57 | |
At Number Two is Le God. | 1:48:57 | 1:48:58 | |
The greatest player ever to grace the Premier League? Peut-etre. | 1:48:59 | 1:49:04 | |
It's obviously the buy of the century. | 1:49:04 | 1:49:06 | |
COMMENTATOR: Cantona...he's done it. | 1:49:06 | 1:49:08 | |
# God gave rock 'n' roll to you. # | 1:49:12 | 1:49:14 | |
Madman, genius? Very, very fine line. Cantona was exceptional. | 1:49:14 | 1:49:19 | |
He could do things... He'd try things that other people would dare not even think about trying. | 1:49:19 | 1:49:24 | |
Like talking drivel? | 1:49:24 | 1:49:25 | |
-When the seagulls...follow the trawler... -We digress! | 1:49:25 | 1:49:31 | |
Cantona inspired Man United to four titles, | 1:49:31 | 1:49:34 | |
and the start of their Premier League dominance. | 1:49:34 | 1:49:37 | |
Would they have done it without him? Who knows? | 1:49:37 | 1:49:43 | |
But what we do know is that none of this would've happened | 1:49:43 | 1:49:46 | |
if one daft bloke back in 1992 | 1:49:46 | 1:49:48 | |
hadn't made the mistake of a lifetime! | 1:49:48 | 1:49:51 | |
Eric Cantona is like the great lost love. | 1:49:51 | 1:49:53 | |
Before Man United even had a sniff, | 1:49:53 | 1:49:55 | |
Cantona went on trial to Trevor Francis's Sheffield Wednesday. | 1:49:55 | 1:49:59 | |
But what did you do, Trevor? What did you do? | 1:49:59 | 1:50:02 | |
I made a reasonable request which I felt was to ask him | 1:50:04 | 1:50:07 | |
to stay for this week in the hope the weather would improve, | 1:50:07 | 1:50:10 | |
then he could train on grass. | 1:50:10 | 1:50:12 | |
He rejected my request, and he's gone to Leeds. | 1:50:12 | 1:50:15 | |
It's a great move for him. | 1:50:15 | 1:50:16 | |
You turned down Eric the King, Trevor, you turned him down! | 1:50:16 | 1:50:20 | |
We had him. Francis had him. Played him in a friendly | 1:50:20 | 1:50:23 | |
and decided that we needed to see him play on grass. | 1:50:23 | 1:50:25 | |
Need to see him play on grass?! The King, on grass? | 1:50:25 | 1:50:28 | |
I was like... | 1:50:28 | 1:50:29 | |
Still breaks my heart that he didn't turn out in a Wednesday shirt. | 1:50:31 | 1:50:34 | |
I don't know... It brings back bad memories to even talk about it, to be honest. | 1:50:34 | 1:50:38 | |
That could've been us. | 1:50:38 | 1:50:39 | |
-I wish him all the very best. -Of course, Trev, of course. | 1:50:39 | 1:50:44 | |
It's not like you passed on an opportunity of a lifetime. | 1:50:44 | 1:50:46 | |
And I'm sure life wouldn't have been any different if you'd signed him. | 1:50:50 | 1:50:54 | |
We've seen the Europa League places and the Champion's League places. | 1:51:02 | 1:51:06 | |
And now it's time for numero uno. That's what I mean. Number one. | 1:51:06 | 1:51:10 | |
The title-winning charge of this, | 1:51:10 | 1:51:12 | |
the Premier League's most amazing moments. | 1:51:12 | 1:51:15 | |
And, Robbie, you're not in it. Cheers, old son. | 1:51:15 | 1:51:19 | |
We knew it was going to Manchester, we didn't know which side, though. | 1:51:26 | 1:51:30 | |
It's the final game of the 2012 season. | 1:51:30 | 1:51:32 | |
If City win, they'll be crowned champion. | 1:51:32 | 1:51:35 | |
The league had gone back and forth all season | 1:51:35 | 1:51:37 | |
between the two Manchester rivals | 1:51:37 | 1:51:39 | |
and this was City's closest chance in 44 years to step out | 1:51:39 | 1:51:43 | |
of the shadows of their dominant neighbours and win the title. | 1:51:43 | 1:51:46 | |
'Here perhaps is how they mount an attack.' | 1:51:47 | 1:51:50 | |
At home to struggling QPR for what is a routine win, surely? | 1:51:50 | 1:51:53 | |
-'Oh, it's in! Unbelievable!' -And the tears are starting to flow. | 1:51:53 | 1:52:00 | |
They're now 2-1 down against ten men, they're going to blow it, | 1:52:00 | 1:52:03 | |
they're going to throw it away. | 1:52:03 | 1:52:06 | |
Against all odds and rational thinking, City are losing to QPR. | 1:52:06 | 1:52:10 | |
To make matters worse, | 1:52:10 | 1:52:11 | |
deadly rivals United were winning over at Sunderland. | 1:52:11 | 1:52:14 | |
If the score stayed like this, City will have handed the title | 1:52:14 | 1:52:17 | |
over to their hated neighbours on a silver platter. | 1:52:17 | 1:52:20 | |
It was going to have to be a two-goal swing | 1:52:20 | 1:52:23 | |
and City just were not at the races. | 1:52:23 | 1:52:26 | |
The 90 minutes was up and it was all slipping away. | 1:52:26 | 1:52:28 | |
With four minutes of injury time, | 1:52:28 | 1:52:30 | |
the title now seemed like a pipe dream. | 1:52:30 | 1:52:32 | |
Unless something extraordinary happened. | 1:52:32 | 1:52:35 | |
'He scores! Four minutes to save themselves! 2-2 in stoppage time!' | 1:52:35 | 1:52:42 | |
It was in a matter of minutes. It was nail-biting stuff. | 1:52:42 | 1:52:45 | |
'Howard Webb blows his whistle. But nobody knows what it means! | 1:52:45 | 1:52:50 | |
'What a season! | 1:52:50 | 1:52:52 | |
'It's finished and they still don't know if they've won it.' | 1:52:52 | 1:52:55 | |
It was all over at United. | 1:52:56 | 1:52:58 | |
If things stayed the same, United are Premier League champs again. | 1:52:58 | 1:53:02 | |
And City will have blown it. | 1:53:02 | 1:53:03 | |
'Manchester United's game is over. 2.5 minutes to play. | 1:53:06 | 1:53:09 | |
'This is all about the title now.' | 1:53:12 | 1:53:15 | |
The beautiful thing about football is at any moment it can change. | 1:53:15 | 1:53:19 | |
'Balotelli. | 1:53:26 | 1:53:27 | |
'Aguero! | 1:53:29 | 1:53:30 | |
'Staggering! Just staggering! The blue moon has risen!' | 1:53:30 | 1:53:36 | |
-Balotelli to Aguero! -It was amazing. -Just flabbergasted. | 1:53:40 | 1:53:45 | |
You just can't write those type of moments. | 1:53:45 | 1:53:50 | |
Within a couple of seconds, it had gone from doom to euphoria. | 1:53:50 | 1:53:53 | |
Everybody went mental. | 1:53:53 | 1:53:57 | |
'United's game was over - they've had it stolen back!' | 1:53:57 | 1:53:59 | |
'And the news is coming through, the title has gone, | 1:54:06 | 1:54:09 | |
'just as they were going to celebrate.' | 1:54:09 | 1:54:12 | |
Best end to a season ever. | 1:54:12 | 1:54:14 | |
'It's just the most extraordinary scenario you could have dreamt up!' | 1:54:17 | 1:54:20 | |
Suddenly, they knew they'd won it. | 1:54:20 | 1:54:22 | |
People that were starting to walk down the exits suddenly came | 1:54:22 | 1:54:25 | |
flying back in. | 1:54:25 | 1:54:26 | |
'City are champions. It just does not get better than this.' | 1:54:29 | 1:54:32 | |
This will never be repeated again. | 1:54:35 | 1:54:36 | |
After 20 years, 7,846 Premier League matches, the most amazing | 1:54:39 | 1:54:44 | |
moment the Premier League has ever seen came in one extraordinary, | 1:54:44 | 1:54:49 | |
breathtaking and spectacular finale in the very heart of Manchester. | 1:54:49 | 1:54:53 | |
'The most thrilling Premier League finale of all time!' | 1:54:57 | 1:55:00 | |
And who knows what 2012-2013 will bring. | 1:55:02 | 1:55:06 | |
Anything can happen in the greatest league in the world. | 1:55:06 | 1:55:09 | |
Well, that's it. | 1:55:14 | 1:55:15 | |
That was The Most Amazing Premier League Moments Of All Time. | 1:55:15 | 1:55:18 | |
It sure was, Robster, it sure was. We've seen some great goals. | 1:55:18 | 1:55:24 | |
-Great girls. -And one hell of a great guy. -Cheers, Don. | 1:55:24 | 1:55:28 | |
-I've been Donovan Daily. -And I've been Robbie Savage. | 1:55:28 | 1:55:31 | |
And on this journey we've been on, we've not only learned | 1:55:31 | 1:55:33 | |
a lot about the Premier League, and a lot about football, | 1:55:33 | 1:55:37 | |
we've learned just a little bit, just a little bit, about ourselves. | 1:55:37 | 1:55:41 | |
And, as I always say, don't go changing. | 1:55:41 | 1:55:44 | |
Robbie? Robbie? | 1:55:52 | 1:55:53 | |
I've, er...I've left my Speedos by the...by the pool there. | 1:55:53 | 1:55:57 | |
Can you, er, pass them through the letter box? | 1:55:57 | 1:56:00 | |
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