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-'Hello?' -Hey, Rob, it's Steve. -'Oh, hiya. How are you?' -Good. Good. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Listen, are you free next week to go away? | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
-'Where?' -It's kind of a tour, a restaurant tour, good restaurants. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
'Right. Why me?' | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
Mischa can't come and I don't want to go alone. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
I've asked other people but they're all too busy. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:23 | |
It's a job, I'm not asking you to go on holiday with me | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
or anything weird. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:27 | |
It's for the Observer Magazine. So, do you want to come? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
This programme contains some strong language | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
CHURCH BELL TOLLS | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
It's incredible, everybody wants to work with you. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
I get a call from Wes Anderson, Noah Baumbach, Todd Haynes, Alexander Payne, all of them. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:49 | |
-They're all auteurs. -Yeah. And they're all geniuses who want to work with The Genius. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
I want to do mainstream movies. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Well, Farrelly brothers want to work with you, OK? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
The Scotts - Tony and Ridley, want to do a movie together. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
They want to do a thing with you where it's 500 years in the past | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
and you're some guy who's like a warrior who came out of, | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
I don't even know what it's like but they want to do it with you. OK? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Coens calling up. Wachowskis, both of them want to work with you. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:17 | |
All the brothers, my man, all the brothers... It's like... | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Want a piece of Coogs. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
I can't believe it's happening. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
Well, Steve, guess what? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Wake up. Smell the coffee. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
The dream is happening right now. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
You're living the dream, Steve. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
It's all a dream. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Come back! Wait. Come back. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Can't, I've got a thing. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
I don't think I'll talk to you later, but at some point. OK? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Bye. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Bye. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
HE EXHALES DEEPLY | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
I thought we'd go up to Dunsop Bridge, up to through the Trough | 0:02:08 | 0:02:13 | |
of Bowland, through Abbeystead, get on the M6 at Junction 33 | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
and then off at Junction 36 a bit further up, and that will take us almost all the way to Cartmel. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:22 | |
Did you ah, did you cement Anglo/Polish relations? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:30 | |
There was a summit in my bedroom. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:35 | |
I won't go into detail but there were more than talks about talks. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
In fact, I'd go as far to say there was an historic accord. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:43 | |
"What joy it was to be alive, but to be young was very heaven." | 0:02:43 | 0:02:48 | |
That's Wordsworth I think, going on about the French revolution. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
That was when he was younger, before he started going on about daffodils. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
< SHEEP BLEAT | 0:02:55 | 0:03:00 | |
-This is a wild and windy moor. -It is. Misty moor, but you know. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
-Christy Moore. -Christy Moore. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Bobby Moore. Dudley Moore. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
-Roger Moore. -Dudley and Peter. Peter and Dudley. -Oh, god. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
# Out on the wild and windy moor | 0:03:14 | 0:03:19 | |
# We'd roll and fall in green | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
# You had a temper like my jealousy | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
# Too hard, too greedy. # | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
-Hello. -'Hi.' -Hi. -'It's me. Where are you?' | 0:03:34 | 0:03:41 | |
I'm, er... We're just in the Trough of Bowland, heading towards... | 0:03:41 | 0:03:46 | |
-Cartmel. -Cartmel. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
-To... -'Can you talk to Joe?' | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-What? -'It's just that he's getting a bit out of hand...' | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
-Is he? -'He was drinking last night.' | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
-For Chrissakes. -'One of his friends' parents called me to complain about his behaviour | 0:03:56 | 0:04:01 | |
'and he's been really ill this morning and won't go to school... | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
So I need you to talk to him because he doesn't listen to me at the moment.' | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
OK, I will do that today. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
-'Can you do that today?' -Yeah. Yes, I will do that today. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
-How's Mi-mi? -'Well, I've got to go.' -OK. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
-Right, bye. -'Bye. Thanks.' | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Well, it's none of my business, but I thought she was very unreasonable. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:28 | |
Catherine manages to put me on the back foot from "hello" with extraordinary skill. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:35 | |
This is what they say about L'Enclume. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
-"Chef Simon Rogan has moved from his original pledged allegiance to Marc Veyrat." -Who's he? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:43 | |
Don't know. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
"Delivering instead in rapid succession, dishes that have | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
"left reporters mightily impressed, not only by the tastes, textures and often bizarre combinations, | 0:04:47 | 0:04:52 | |
"but also by the extraordinary level of innovation and technical skill." | 0:04:52 | 0:04:57 | |
-See technical skill because it's a taster menu. -Interesting. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
-Do you like taster menus? -I'm not sure. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
I do. I think when they're good they're really good. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
And when it's not done well it's very frustrating. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
FRENCH ACCENT: There we have some little canapes to begin with. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
A little duet of tapioca based crackers, | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
spiced popcorn and the lollipops are made out of duck fat with peanuts. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
-Thank you very much. -Check on two covers, lunch menu please. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
-Oh, that's a big piece of popcorn, isn't it. -Very nice. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
I like that as well. An enormous green quaver. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
-Duck fat lolly. -Well, why not? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
It's just like my comedy, it's familiar, | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
we all know what a lolly is, but something very different about it. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
And, like lollipops, something we enjoyed a long time ago. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Hmm. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
CLATTER OF KITCHEN UTENSILS | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
Listen to this. It's about Warren Beatty, right. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
"Peter Biskind, Beatty's new biographer, estimates that the famously seductive star | 0:06:11 | 0:06:16 | |
"of Bonnie and Clyde has notched up 12,775 sexual conquests. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:23 | |
"He slept with an average of 246 women a year." | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Well, 365 days a year, that's what? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
120 days a year off, that's every weekend off | 0:06:31 | 0:06:36 | |
if he does it every week day and gets his weekends off it's... | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
-Yeah. -Achievable. -Well, Port Talbot has a population of 30,000. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
That means he slept with half the women in Port Talbot. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:48 | |
Well, half the population are men so... | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
-So he slept with all the women in Port Talbot. -Mmm. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-Which I wouldn't wish on anybody. -No. No. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
There we are, gentlemen. To begin with we have a nice little appetiser. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
We've got liquor made out of mallow leaves, topped with a fizz which | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
is made out of ginger beer, whiskey, as well as chilli. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
-Cheers. -Cheers. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
That's nice, that's, um... | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
Tastes of a childhood garden. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Well, it's got a bit of alcohol in it so it tastes... | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
was there a lot of alcohol in your garden as a child? I'm sorry, Rob. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
I use my tweezers for this. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
-Everything is all right? -Lovely. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-Delicious. -Very, very different. Very interesting, yeah. -Yes? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
-It's lovely, yeah. -Cheers. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Mmm, it's got... It is a bit, I was going to ask you, the consistency is a bit | 0:07:46 | 0:07:53 | |
like snot, but it tastes great. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Imagine Ray Winstone has coughed it up. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
THEY RETCH & HACK | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
-AS WINSTONE: -Drink it. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
-FRIGHTENED: -I don't want to drink it, Ray. I don't want to. -Drink it. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
I don't want to drink it, please don't make me drink it. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
I'm fed up with all your excuses. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
I want the money next Wednesday, but before that you're going to drink a goblet of my sputum. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:21 | |
All right, I'll drink it, Ray. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
That's right, drink it down, nice and good. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
They say it was delicious. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
What can I say? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
I can't get the image of snot out of my head now. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Every time I look at... That was lovely! Really nice. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
Thank you. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
It's a Cote du Rhone, Guigal winemaker, 2006. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
Will be a blend of Viognier, Roussanne and Marsanne | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
a fresh floral, rounded, | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
and you will find nice crisp finish as well. Nice to follow. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:57 | |
Thank you. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
Was he speaking French? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
Because I didn't catch a lot of it. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
-Mmm, very nice. -Now that... | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
is a glass of white wine. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
-There's a sort of a melony, do you get melon in that? -Melanie? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:24 | |
-Don't. Don't. Don't lower yourself! -All right, I won't do the joke. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
There's melon, there's a suggestion of celery. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:32 | |
You should be writing this down, this is gold. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
There we are gentlemen, at the bottom of those little sacks you've | 0:09:36 | 0:09:41 | |
got some diced smoked kale as well as shredded radishes, covered with very smooth duck foie gras mousse. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:51 | |
-Enjoy. -Thank you very much. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Very rare for me that I can enjoy bread in a restaurant because normally it's got yeast in it. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:59 | |
-What exactly... -I don't digest it. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
It ferments in my stomach | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
and it produces toxins that manifest themselves as blemishes on my otherwise pristine skin. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:11 | |
Would you eat one just once so I can see what happens? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Be a good laugh, wouldn't it? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Amuse you. It's a medical thing. Do I laugh at your grey hair? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
Let's not talk about hair because I'll win that one hands down. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
-What are you saying? -That you've had intervention. -Woah, woah, woah! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:30 | |
Follicular intervention. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
I don't care I've got grey hair. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
-Not bothered at all. -Aren't you? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Still got the sun roof. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Yeah. Don't dip your hair in the frigging butter. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
You have a go. See if you can do it better! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Would you ever have anything done? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
-To my hair? No, I don't need to. -Your hair is fine. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Your face though. You must be thinking about your chin. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
It does look a bit weird. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
-Supposed to do that aren't you. -That's right. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
What do you when you're being photographed, with your chin, how do you compensate for it? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
I clench my jaw like this. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
Wait. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
-That's good. That's very nice. -And lean forward a bit. -Yeah. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
Or, another technique, models use this is just to... | 0:11:12 | 0:11:17 | |
Just turn your head so it pulls that taut so it's like this. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
That's a good look for you. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
You can put a bit of a smile on but not too much. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
-And pull the neck... -Do them both together. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
That's good. That's very good, yeah. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
I mean I do that, just by nature does that to me. Look. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
I know. I know. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
-Your chin's like an ironing board. -Mmm. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
In a good way. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
What would you have done? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
If I did anything, and I would do it with a heavy heart, | 0:11:47 | 0:11:52 | |
I might just get a little tuck under here. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Do they cut away some of your throat? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
-They just tighten it... -Show me what it would be. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Just pull it back with your fingers. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-Hi. -That actually does take years off you. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
-See the lines on my face, see these ones here? -Yeah. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
They're still there. They're quite hard to shift. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
They used to do that. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
That's good. You look like Steven Segal, | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
as he looks now. Now, smile at me. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
That's sinister! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
You could play villains. Try and be charming with that face. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Try and imagine I'm a young lady. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Hello, do you come here very often? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:45 | |
Yes, but I won't be coming again. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
A bad photograph of me in the paper would be something like this. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
You could do the Stephen Hawking story. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
SPEAKS AS HAWKING: The Stephen Hawking story. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
Years ago the universe was a very big place | 0:13:05 | 0:13:10 | |
and when there were some stars and big black holes. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:16 | |
If you took all the material Rob Brydon has done | 0:13:16 | 0:13:21 | |
on Radio 4 panel shows and laid them end to end they would still not be funny. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:30 | |
AS MAN IN A BOX: They'd still not be funny but you asshole. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:35 | |
HE PLAYS POPCORN BY HOT BUTTER | 0:13:35 | 0:13:40 | |
I can do loads of things. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
I don't draw on my arsenal of weaponry. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
I have things there but I don't use them. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
And there we are, gentlemen. Your next course is what we call the Humphries Pool. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:10 | |
It's a shellfish broth made out of mussels, clams, cockles, which are | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
-cooked in their own juices before to be garnished with shredded local seaweed. -Thank you very much. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:19 | |
-Thank you. -Enjoy that. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Never eaten a "selfish broth" before. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
He mentioned cooking in their own juices. Imagine that, eh? | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
Lovely thought, isn't it? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
Being cooked in your own juice. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
I'll be honest, I don't think I could muster more than a thimbleful. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
So what we have at the base of the dish, we've got a goat cheese mousse | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
and a globe artichoke puree | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
and that is garnished with deep-fried globe artichoke leaves as well as baby Jerusalem artichokes. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:58 | |
-Thank you very much. -Thank you. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
I don't like artichoke. I should just say that. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Drinking the wine makes me feel quite sophisticated. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
A bit like James Bond ordering a martini. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
-AS SEAN CONNERY: -I'd like a... I'd like a martini, shaken | 0:15:17 | 0:15:22 | |
not stirred. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
I want it now. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Don't make me wait. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
I'll have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
I'll have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
-I'll have a vodka... -I'll have a vodka... | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
-You look very worried. -So do you. You should take a look at your face. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
I'd like a vodka martini, shaken but not stirred. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
You look like you're recovering from a stroke! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
I'd like a vodka martini, shaken but not stirred. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
I can feel my legs, it's a miracle! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
I'd like a vodka martini, shaken but not stirred. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
-AS ROGER MOORE: -I'd like a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:59 | |
-AS SCARAMANGA: -"Come, come, Mr Bond, you derive just as much pleasure from killing as I do." | 0:15:59 | 0:16:05 | |
"Come, Mr Bond, you get just as much pleasure..." | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
-I was saying that bit! -Well, don't caricature, try and do it real. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
-Come, come, Mr Bond... -Shut up! Don't tell me how to act. -I bloody should do. -Why? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:15 | |
Because sometimes you tend to crank it up a bit... | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Whereas you are widely regarded as the king of understatement(!) | 0:16:17 | 0:16:23 | |
I'd do it like this. "Come, come, Mr Bond, you get just as..." | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
-Try and get the lines right. As a rule it's more effective if you don't fluff the lines. -OK. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:33 | |
I'll deliver it with understatement. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Come, Mr Bond, you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
-That was the worst of the lot. -All right, OK, this is it. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
Come, Mr Bond, you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
Come, come, Mr Bond, you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
-Fucking yeah! -No, you went up at the end. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
-Like you watch Australian soaps. -But you see what I did on my face? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
..You get as much pleasure as I do? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Come, come, Mr Bond, you derive just as much pleasure from killing as I do. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:03 | |
When I kill, I kill for Queen and country, though I admit killing you... | 0:17:03 | 0:17:08 | |
Come, come, Mr Bond, you derive just as much pleasure... | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
Pierce Brosnan, he'd say, "The name's Bond, James Bond. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:19 | |
"When I kill I kill for Queen and country, although I admit killing you would be a pleasure." | 0:17:19 | 0:17:24 | |
-IRISH ACCENT: -I've never liked artichokes and there's nothing I... | 0:17:24 | 0:17:29 | |
You could do Liam Neeson. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
If you let her go that'll be the end of it but if you don't I will hunt you down, | 0:17:32 | 0:17:37 | |
I will find you, and I'll kill you. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
-Liam Neeson. -I do this for a living. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
If you let her go now that'll be the end of it. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
One man, searching for his daughter. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
But if you don't, I'll hunt you down. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-I will find you... -What was his job? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
-And I will kill you. -What's he do for a living? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
-He worked for the CIA. -Supply teacher. -No! | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
I do this for a living, now get out your textbooks. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Who's your favourite actor? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
-Al Pacino. -Hmm. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
-Charles Grodin. -Ah... -Anthony Hopkins. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
It's a cold dish, this one. You've got some little baby queen scallops. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:22 | |
They are resting on griddled baby gem and a parsnip coulis | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
-as well as a light creamy horseradish sauce. -Thank you. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
Rather optimistic to say they're resting. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
Their days of resting have been and gone, they are dead. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Um, what were we talking about? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Scallops! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
I learn a lot from actors. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
Do you know what I learned from Anthony Hopkins? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Never be afraid to touch your face. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
He does a lot of that. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
He does... | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Does this, conjuring nightmares all the time, don't know why. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:02 | |
-Touch your face. -Touch your face... | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
-Pacino, I lean. -Yeah. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:09 | |
Look around. Do this, do this. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
-Who do you learn from? -I go for Jack Lemmon. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
-Because he manages to walk that line between comedy and tragedy. -Like you. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
Pathos and truth and make people laugh and cry in the same instant. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:29 | |
That's what I strive for, that's the benchmark for me. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
AS LEMMON: I have a stinking cold, could you please... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
Would you just please do the thing I want you to do. That's Jack Lemmon. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
Richard Gere does a very interesting technique in his films. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
He'll listen and then smile enigmatically and then | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
he'll smile away into the distance as if he's remembering something from the past, | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
laugh about it, and then return to the dialogue... | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
-Let me say something and you respond that way. -OK. Go on. -OK. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
Malcolm... He'd never play a character called Malcolm. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
Um... | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
-Joshua. -Joshua. -It's a costume drama. Continue. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
Joshua, folk in the village are saying you're never going to come back. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:16 | |
Pa, I... | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
Woah, I'm not your bloody father. Hang on a minute! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
I'm about four months older than you. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
You're not slipping that one under the fence! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
-You're a character actor. -Yeah I know, I could play it. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
A little bit of make up. I'll do it again. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Joshua... | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
I'm listening to you in an interesting way. Continue. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:40 | |
Joshua. Oh, Joshua. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:45 | |
Oh, Joshua. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
There are folk round here thinking... Oh, son... | 0:20:48 | 0:20:53 | |
..thinking you ain't never coming back. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
I guess I'm not. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
-Very good. -Cos I thought, "There's a little subtext there we didn't know about. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:16 | |
"What's going on over there? Why did he look over there?" | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
-I thought for a minute you'd forgotten your line, but you hadn't. -No. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
It was simply acting. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-Thank you. -To follow with that, a red, which is from France. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:35 | |
Loire Valley in the northwest of France. Cabernet from grape 100%. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:42 | |
Light, fruity, easy to follow. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
-Thank you very much. -Thank you very much. -Thank you. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
"Easy to follow." That's rather ironic. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Bit of a breach of the Trade Descriptions Act there. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
-One no mushroom. -OK. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
-Here is your next dish, gentlemen. -Thank you. -Which is a cut of skate, | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
pan-seared, served with a little langoustine, which are resting on | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
a base of cauliflower puree and some baby celery stems. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
-There you are. Enjoy. -Thank you kindly. -Thank you. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
-What do you think? -Mmm, it's nice, it's very, it's very, it's lovely actually. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGTONE | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
Ah, it's Mischa. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
I've got to go and call Mischa. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
RINGING | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
-Hello. -'Hi.' -Hey. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
-'Hey.' -It's me. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
'Hey, how's it going?' | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
It's great, it's great. It's... Yeah, yeah. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
-'Where are you now?' -I'm in L'Enclume. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
-No way. -'Yeah. I'm at the fancy schmancy restaurant.' | 0:22:51 | 0:22:56 | |
Oh, I really wanted to go there. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
And what's happening with that editing thing, the job with the guy you know in the... | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
It's going really well, I think. They gave me an assignment in Las Vegas. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
Las Vegas? What, you're going... What are you going there for? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
-'For work, I just told you...' -To do what? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
-'..I'm going to go and write there.' -What are you going to write about? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
'I'm going to go do this really interesting piece on prostitutes in Vegas, | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
'a kind of like "good girls gone bad Vegas-style" story.' | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
What if you become a good girl gone bad? | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
'Oh, Jesus, Steve.' | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
'What, do you think, I'm going to go to Vegas and become a prostitute?' | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
-I have a Ribston Pippin apple sorbet. -Yes. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Served with an apple cake, a butterscotch powder | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
-and a roasted quince. -Thank you. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
God, I wish you were Mischa. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
God, I'm glad I'm not. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
All clear? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
-More little goodies for you. -Never ending story. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
-Thank you very much. -Kendal mint cake. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
CRACKING | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Very, very nice. Very nice actually. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
It's not too sickly sweet. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:27 | |
No, which is what I thought it would be. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
Oh, that's bloody lovely, that. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Oh, it's very, it's so sexy. Chocolate and raspberry. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
-Mmm! Gorgeous, isn't it? -Mmm. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
-That's the ninth course. -That's wonderful. -I don't drink coffee, | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
but I didn't want to rock the boat. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
-Ah, thank you very much. -Thank you. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
How much? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
£180. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
It's quite a lot, isn't it? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
If we had that every day for breakfast, that would be excessive. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
Hey, Joe, it's Dad. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Just wanted to have a chat and see what's happening, | 0:25:06 | 0:25:11 | |
so give me a call when you can, right? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
Love you. Bye. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Hello, it's Ken Bruce calling. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
Popmeister Sally is on the line now and Sally calls us | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
all the way from London. What sort of music do you like, Sally? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
'The phone was on vibrate, that gave me a shock.' | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
-HE GIGGLES -Was it? | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
Vibrating phone. Are you all right? | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
-'Yeah, fine.' -Yeah. All good, Chloe OK? | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
-Hello. -'Hi, Steve. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
'I've got Matt on the line for you, do you want to talk to him?' | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Yeah, yeah, stick him on. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
-"It's Ste-e-e-eve Coogan, eh?" -Ha-ha. Hey, Matt, how are you doing? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:04 | |
-'I'm doing good, man. How are you?' -Good, good. Yeah, great. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
Speaking of boiled eggs, I'm not wearing any pyjama bottoms. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
-'Aww, you saucy boy.' -Don't say, "Aww". | 0:26:10 | 0:26:15 | |
-You should say, "Oooh". -"Phwoar!" -Yeah, "Phwoar". Thank you. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:19 | |
-'It's like I keep telling you...' -I just... | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
-It's like the tortoise and the hare. -So I'm a tortoise. Great(!) | 0:26:22 | 0:26:27 | |
I'm not saying that. I'm... | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
'Right now I'm being passed by an awful lot of hares.' | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
I feel like I'm being trampled by hares. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:32 | |
Would you be up for a bit of er... bit of phone sex? | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
-Would you be interested in that? -'Yeah, I might be, mmm. Yes.' | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
-AS HUGH GRANT: -Could I interest you in some rather salacious, | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
-if I sort of do this Hugh Grant, might that get you... -'No.' | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
-..Get you, as it were, going? -'He doesn't do it for me.' | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
WOMAN GIGGLES | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
Someone overheard Nick Stevens at an endeavour meeting or whatever, | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
someone brought my name up and he said, "I wish I'd got hold of Steve Coogan when he was 35." | 0:26:54 | 0:26:59 | |
I mean, I feel... I thought, | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
"Crikey, is that it? Is it game over?" | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
-I mean I'm 41, you know, and... -You're not 41. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
I'm not, no, I'm 44. I've been 41 for three years. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:11 | |
I've been telling people I'm 41 for three years. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
You know how old Jack Lemmon was when he won the Oscar for Save The Tiger? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 | |
-No. -He was 48. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:22 | |
Yeah, and he'd been a movie star for fucking 20 years, dude. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
You get yourself off to er, off to Noddington and I shall er, | 0:27:25 | 0:27:29 | |
I shall bed down here with a rock as my pillow, the stars as my canopy | 0:27:29 | 0:27:35 | |
and this...local barmaid as my duvet. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:40 | |
WOMAN LAUGHS | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
I like the way you laugh at that like it's not a possibility. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
-'I know it's not going to happen.' -What do you mean it's not going to happen? | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
-'Well, I mean, it could.' -I pulled you. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
'It's a good time for you. It's a good time to be Steve Coogan.' | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
OK, good, that all sounds great. Thank you. I hope so. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
'But I can't do anything when you're stuck over there.' | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
-'So get your ass back here.' -OK. We'll do that. Thanks for calling. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
-'Ciao.' -OK, bye. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
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