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'Childhood holidays - oh, the anticipation seemed endless. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
'The holiday itself, well, it was over too quickly. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
'So, in this series, I'm going to be reliving those wonderful times | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
'with some much-loved famous faces.' | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
This is a memory I will treasure. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
'Every day, I'll be arranging a few surprises to transport them | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
'back in time.' | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Please. No? | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
-Come on, Len. -Yeah. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
'We'll relive the fun...' | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
THEY LAUGH Oh! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Ah! No! No! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
'..the games... HE GROANS | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
'..and the food of years gone by...' | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
That's my boyhood in a bowl. Oh! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
"My boyhood in a bowl." THEY LAUGH | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
'..to find out how those holidays around the UK helped shape | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
'the people we know so well today.' | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Tap dancing! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
LEN YELLS | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
'So buckle up for Holiday Of My Lifetime.' | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
-Close your eyes. -Yep. -And here we go. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Today's holiday guest is a man who's been entertaining us | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
on screen and off since the 1970s. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
He was born in Birmingham in 1945. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
Oh, here he is as a wee nipper! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Oh, he's got the face for entertainment. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
He's one of Britain's funniest men. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
And like me, he hasn't got a bad voice either. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
You may remember him - oh, and his funky moped - on Top Of The Pops. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:36 | |
Vroom, vroom, go on. HE LAUGHS | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
And he's also turned his hand to acting, | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
starring onstage and in sitcoms. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Now, come on, you don't have to be a DETECTIVE | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
to know who we're talking about. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Have you got it yet? Of course you have. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Today's guest is top comedian, actor, one of me best mates | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
and one of your five a day, it's Jasper Carrott. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
Hey, hey! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
And I'm off to meet him in this vintage coach, | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
just like the one he would've gone on his holidays in all those years ago. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:13 | |
Jasper! Oh, Jasper, Lenny's coming for you! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Jasper Carrott grew up in Acocks Green, Birmingham, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
where he lived with his older brother, Roy, | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
his dad, Alan, who was an electrical engineer, | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
and his mom, Claris, | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
who worked three different cleaning jobs just to make ends meet. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
Today, Jasper has a career in comedy that spans five decades. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:42 | |
But his showbiz break came in 1969 as the compeer | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
of The Boggery Folk Club in Birmingham, | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
thanks of course to his flair for comedy, | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
which eventually led to his first TV special in 1976 - | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
A Half Hour Mislaid With Jasper Carrott. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Needless to say, it's been followed by countless others, | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
as well as five series of The Detectives, | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
a British Comedy award for lifetime achievement | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
and even an OBE from dear old Liz. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
So, if anyone deserves a wee holiday, well, it's him. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:17 | |
I hope he has the exact change. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Ho-ho. Hey, hey! Jasper! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Things are so bad, you're down to... | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
-..coach driving. Good to see you. -What do you reckon on this? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
-It's a knockout, isn't it? -A classic. -A jet. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
-Just like yourself - built for speed... -And a classic. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
..and still going strong. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
So now, where are we off to? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-Are you ready for this? -Yeah, I am. -OK. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
-Is it the Algarve? -No. -Right. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
-Another guess? -Benidorm. -No! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
Barry Island! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Oh, South Wales. Tada! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
-And what's the year? -1958. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
-'58. -Same time as this coach. -Exactly, 1958. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
And that was the same year that the first... Guess what - film. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:07 | |
-Carry On film. -Really? -Yes. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
1958, first-ever Carry On film. Matron? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
-Let's go. -Thank you. -LEN LAUGHS | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Thanks to its beaches and fun fair, Barry Island has been | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
a popular tourist destination since the late 1890s. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
And you'll find this gem, along with its population of 50,000 people, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
in the Vale of Glamorgan, South Wales. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Recently made famous again by TV series Gavin & Stacey, | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
the island was originally named after a Welsh saint | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
who drowned in the nearby Bristol Channel. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Still, Jasper had a ball here back in '58. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
So today, we're going to re-create that holiday. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
We'll discover why it is fun to stay at the... # Y-M-C-A! # | 0:04:50 | 0:04:55 | |
-Everything you wanted was here. -Yeah. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
'We'll find out why dying is easy but comedy is hard.' | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
You suck! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
'And we'll go head-to-head in everything from snooker...' | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
-Have you gone left-handed? -It's no problem when you're a genius. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
You're multilingual. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
'..to the bumper cars...' | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
-Now I've got you! -LEN LAUGHS | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
'..as us golden oldies enjoy the time-honoured tradition | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
'of a seaside holiday.' | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Everyone a winner! Come on - hook the duck, win a prize. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:23 | |
MUSIC: The Entertainer by Scott Joplin | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Every holiday begins with a journey. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
But while Jasper's dad was fiercely proud of his Austin 7, | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
it really wouldn't have survived the drive to Barry, | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
which is why the Carrotts took the coach instead. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
-As a kid, I only ever had three holidays. -Right. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Two were here in Barry Island and one in Dawlish. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
-My mum and dad weren't very rich, so a holiday was a real treat. -Yeah. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:50 | |
You were a proper working-class family, I suppose. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Very much so, yeah. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
But my dad had got some deal going, | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
-cos he was a wheeler-dealer, you know. -Where was you coming from? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
We came from Birmingham. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
And then you go to Cheltenham, which is the big hub | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
where all the coaches met in the '50s. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-And then you changed coaches. -Right. -And hopefully you got the right one. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
-Yeah. -And then they take you down to Barry Island. -Right. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
-So how long...? It must've been a longish journey. -About three days. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Yeah, at least! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
-The holiday was virtually over! -Yeah. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
You got there and you had a night | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
and then you got back in the coach to get back to Cheltenham. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
-So what did you get up to on the journey? -Well, cos it was... | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
I mean, in those days, you didn't have, you know, | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
1pods and twitterfaces, so I was an avid reader. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
-And I loved the Just William books. -Oh, yeah! -Yeah. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
I used to go to the library and borrow about half a dozen, you know. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
-Yeah. -Well, nick them, really. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
-Yeah. -And then... I'd read on the bus, yeah. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
-He was a boy, old Just William, wasn't he? -Oh, fantastic. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
In case you get bored with me chatting away... | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
-JASPER SNORES Yeah, exactly. -What? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
I thought you might be interested in a book. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
JASPER LAUGHS | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
William's Television Show. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
That is fantastic. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Where did you get that? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
-I've got my sources. -Hang on a moment. -That's not yours. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
This is a very wealthy book. This is very, very expensive. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
-LEN LAUGHS -Sorry. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
I'll have that back, thank you. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
You're not... Yeah, I know your game. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
You can never trust the Brummies, I tell you. Ha-ha! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
'While Jasper was busy pocketing Just William books, | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
'here is what else was going on in the world back in 1958.' | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
It was the year work began on the M1, Britain's first full-length motorway. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:42 | |
Meanwhile, on Grosvenor Square in Westminster, | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Britain was introduced to its first-ever parking metre. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
Cost per hour - sixpence. What a liberty! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
We also saw the debuts of two classic telly shows - | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
Blue Peter and the legendary Grandstand. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
But this was also the year we sadly mourned the death | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
of 23 people in the Munich air disaster, | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
among them members of Manchester United football team. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
And as for music, well, | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
we were listening to the velvet tones of Perry Como. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
# Magic moments | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
# When two hearts are caring | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
# Magic... # | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Not only did Magic Moments spend eight weeks at number one, | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
it also became Perry's biggest and most successful UK hit of all time. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:36 | |
Oh, what a year! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
Especially for young Jasper Carrott, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
when he finally arrived in Barry. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
Ho-ho! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
I remember the view. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:49 | |
-This is all brand-new. -Of course. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
-But that is the beach that we were on. -Yeah. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
And just a short walk from here, the family's accommodation for the week. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
-What was it called, Glan-y-Mor? -Glan-y-Mor. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
-Glan-y-Mor. -It's Welsh, I don't know... | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
-I know the Y stands for and. -Yeah. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
-You work it out. -Glen and moor. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Glen and moor. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
-Glan... McGlanny... Glan could be Welsh for... -Glen? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
Glenn. And mor could be for Patrick. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-Yeah! -Patrick Moore. Patrick for Irish. -Yeah. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Yeah, Glenn and Irish. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
There you are. We've sussed that out straightaway. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
While the name sounds all windswept and interesting, | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
Glan-y-Mor was in actual fact a humble YMCA. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
# It's fun to stay at the YMCA | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
-LEN HUMS ALONG -# It's fun to stay at the YMCA... # | 0:09:39 | 0:09:44 | |
But 57 years on, well, the old girl's been demolished. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS Even so, the memories live on. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
I've pulled a few strings for you | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
and if we hop back on the chair-a-bang... | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
-We call it the chair-a-bang, right? -The Charabanc. -Charabanc. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
# Sharra, sharra, sharra Bang, bang, bang. # | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
-You remember? -Yes, of course I do. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
So we'll get back on the charabanc | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
and I'm going to take you to meet someone who knows all about you, | 0:10:07 | 0:10:12 | |
your table manners and the YMCA. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
So let's jump on and we'll go and have a look. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
It's an actor, isn't it? It's an actor. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
You wait and see who it is. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
'Oh, yes! Next up - cue the music - the YMCA.' | 0:10:21 | 0:10:26 | |
# Ooh, ah, ah! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
# It's fun to stay at the YMCA | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
-# It's fun to stay at the YMCA -Yeah, yeah, yeah... # | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
Glan-y-Mor first opened its doors in 1933. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:40 | |
And by the late '50s, the people running the show | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
were Cledwyn and Rose Gimblett. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
And I've only gone and tracked down their daughter! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
Ho-ho! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
-You must be Sandra. -Yes, I am. Hello. -Len, nice to meet you. -And you too. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:54 | |
-And Jasper. -Hello, hello. -Can I come under there? -Yes, you can. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
-Yes, you can. -Not you. -No, I'll stand in the rain, that's all right. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
It's big enough for all of us. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
-See, Sandra and I are old friends. -Course you are. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
-We go back 50-odd years. -Yes. Very, very old friends, yes. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
-Now, Sandra, as I understand it, your mum and dad... -Yes. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
-..ran the YMCA that Jasper went to in '58. -Yes. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:17 | |
-Is that right? -Yes. -Yeah. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
And what does Glan-y-Mor mean? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
-Near the sea. -We weren't far wrong. -No. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
-You'd look out, you'd have the beach and the lap pool. -Yeah. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
-The fun fair. -The fun fair at Barry Island. Everything. -Yeah. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
-Everything you wanted was here. -Yeah. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Demolished in 1980, | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Glan-y-Mor has been replaced with residential properties. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
But back in the day, it provided full board for more than 200 people. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
A double room cost five pound, 17 shillings. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Woohoo! What a bargain. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Dad put good food on the table. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
We had, like, breakfast, we had a three-course lunch | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
and we had an evening meal. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
But you had to be on time for meals or else your dad... | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
-If you were late, you paid a fine. -Yes. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
And somebody would go round with a fine box | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
and you'd put a penny or two pence, or a tuppence, in there, | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
and that would be like our charity thing. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Blimey, that's a bit strict. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
Still, there was plenty to smile about - snooker, | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
table tennis, even fancy dress competitions. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
That's a little photograph of a fancy dress. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
-That was in the ballroom, wasn't it? -Yes. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
-That's me, actually. -Is that right? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
Daddy's girl, rolling little cars along the floor. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
Every child had a present on Friday evening. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
If they entered the fancy dress, they all had a prize. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
-Well, let me say, Sandra, it's been a joy to meet you. -And you too. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
-And thank you so much for your time. -OK, thank you. -Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
-I knew Jasper would do that. -Nice to see you again. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
He can't help himself. JASPER LAUGHS | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
-Every opportunity. -I know! -At our age, Len, every opportunity. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Let me tell you this, you think this is where the excitement ends, | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
kissing Sandra, but no, there's more. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
-So, Sandra, we'll see you again. -Yes, OK. -Thank you once again. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
-All right. Thank you. -Bye. -Bye-bye. -Good to see you. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
'I almost didn't give her the umbrella back! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
'While Jasper and I hop aboard the fun bus, | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
'here's my seven top tips for a holiday in this part of Wales.' | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
Starting with a journey through time and space. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
Oh, yes, it's the Doctor Who experience in Cardiff, | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
giving you the chance to meet the old dastardly baddy | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
and even have a looksy inside the TARDIS. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Meanwhile, back on Earth, | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
how about a tour of one of Wales' most important landmarks? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
The Senedd, home to the National Assembly. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
It's essentially the Welsh Parliament. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
It's the place that people come to have a little moan. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
It is the place that people | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
turn to if they need their problems solved | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
and it's the place that makes laws for Wales. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
So whether you are a fan of cutting-edge architecture or | 0:13:43 | 0:13:47 | |
just watching politicians fight, this one is a must. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
'As for me and Jasper, we're going to relive a few of those YMCA | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
'traditions, like playing snooker and competing for best fancy dress.' | 0:14:00 | 0:14:05 | |
I see you, especially like that with your jeans and that, | 0:14:05 | 0:14:10 | |
-I see you as a cowboy. -Right. -So if you come over here... | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
My reputation in this business is rapidly going downhill, | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
-you know that? -Well, of course it is. -Thank you(!) | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
-And what do we do with these? -Well, you're a cowboy, you work it out. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
Because I'm a Roman gladiator, of course. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
'I reckon I'm going to be victorious. Oh, yes! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
'Tell you what, play the music.' | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
MUSIC: Bad To The Bone by George Thorogood & The Destroyers | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
Oh, no! Oh! Oh! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
-Have you gone left-handed? -It's no problem when you're a genius. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
You're multilingual. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
I...I learned it off Cliff Thorburn. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
When you were growing up, who were the people on TV or stage | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
or screen that inspired you? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
I suppose all my influences were American. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
I remember watching the Smothers Brothers on television. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:11 | |
And the BBC brought them over for 13 shows. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
And they played twice, they did two shows. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
And I thought they were hysterical. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Nobody else rated them at all and the BBC took it off. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
And I realised then I'd got a sort of a, you know, | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
-a different way of looking at humour. -Yeah. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
And I think they inspired me to look at comedy in a different way. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
-Yeah. -And then that's when I got into Tom Lehrer. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:36 | |
Big time, big time. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
Tom Lehrer was a pianist and a mathematician, | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
but what made him popular was his song parodies, | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
something a young Jasper took great inspiration from. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
So I used to write funny songs and then do funny chat. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
-Yeah. -One of my first routines was about Butlins. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
I used to do this thing about... | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
The guards used to come round the chalets every night, 12 midnight, | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
going, bang, bang, bang... "Hello, have you got a girl in there? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
"No, no, honest, there's no girl in here." | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
-"Hang on, we'll get you one." -LEN LAUGHS | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
And the whole routine on Butlins, yeah. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
And that's where I learned to become a raconteur. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
And five decades later, Jasper is still going strong, | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
though he's not much of a snooker player. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
What's that over there on the window? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
-What are you on about? -No, look, in the corner there. -Where? | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
-Just over there. -Yeah? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Yeah. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
-Oh, no, it's nothing. It was a shadow. -Oh, OK. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
What?! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
That's eight. JASPER LAUGHS | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
'Now, what a lot of people don't know about my friend here is | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
'that as well as not being much of a snooker player...' | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
It takes a lot of skill to miss those. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
'..he was also quite shocking at retail in his younger years, too.' | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
I went straight into a department store | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
called the Beehive. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
And without a doubt, | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Are You Being Served? was written about the Beehive. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
I swear it. I was there for three years. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
-Really? -Yeah. -What department were you in? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
I had to work in all the departments. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
Did you work in ladies' underwear? | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
We should form a comedy duo. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
The only comedy duo with two straight men. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
-Right, now look, to finish this off... -Yeah. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
-If you get that into that middle hole, I'll give you the game. -OK. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
That's it. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:25 | |
-Yeah! -Oh, get in there! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Yes. Thank you. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
There was a time the population of Barry Island was a mere 85 people. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:41 | |
But after the railway arrived, eventually so did the fun fair, | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
attracting as many as 400,000 day trippers in just one weekend. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:51 | |
The island was noise, it was the smell of food, | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
it was the smell of chips. Wyn Thomas, a local writer, | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
described Barry Island as the kingdom of the chip. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
But it was the kingdom of candy floss. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
It was the kingdom of the toffee apple. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
You know, it was the kingdom of the people screaming | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
on the Scenic Railway as they dived down a 72ft drop on this mile ride | 0:18:06 | 0:18:11 | |
they had on this magnificent piece of machinery. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
Many residents saw it as a den of iniquity and so decided to | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
create a getaway of their own on a nearby beach called Cold Knap. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:24 | |
A huge boating lake was built. It was in the shape of a Welsh harp. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:29 | |
We were never aware of that. We couldn't see the shape. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
And then next door to the boating lake, which is right | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
behind the pebbly beach, they built a magnificent swimming pool. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
We youngsters in Barry spent the whole of the summer there. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
But the locals didn't stop there. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Soon they added accomodation as well. Its name - the Glan-y-Mor, | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
as stayed in by one Jasper Carrott. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
And later, a ballroom was built. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Bindles Ballroom, which became one of Barry's greatest features. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
I always argued that Bindles represented | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
the 20th century in Barry. You know, it was... | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
It had the flashing lights, it had the jazz, it had the music, | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
it had the styles that we saw in the American films. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
But above all, Barry was proud of Cold Knap. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
This was a civilised retreat, unlike some they could mention. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
It had its dignity, it had a bit of style, | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
it had a bit of class, | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
as compared to the island which belonged to the triplets. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
Food is a big part of any holiday. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
And in Jasper's case, every meal was courtesy of the YMCA. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:34 | |
And while the building is gone, here in Barry, the institution lives on. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:40 | |
We're here, we've just washed our hands, | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
I thought a little bit of cooking. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
-Yeah. Follow me. -Are you mad? -No. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
I've heard you're a fine cook. Ainsley Harriott told me... | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
JASPER LAUGHS ..you're a fine chef. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:55 | |
'Now, once Carrott works out how to use his apron...' | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
-No, I think your head goes through it. -OK. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
We're going to have trouble here, I can see that. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
'..we're going to create some of that YMCA nosh | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
'he was so passionate about.' | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
-It was nirvana. It was heaven. -So, you got your breakfast... -Oh... | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
Well, and you had a choice! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:12 | |
You know, you could have scrambled egg or fried. Ooph! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
It was...it was utopia. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
And then beans and sausage... Black pudding! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
-First time I'd ever had black pudding. It was awful. -Yeah. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
But, you know, what the heck. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
And then you got, you know, a three-course lunch, | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
a three-course evening meal. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
-And you got sweetsw after every course, apart for breakfast. -Yeah. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:34 | |
Sweets, desserts, you know, puddings. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
-Yeah? -Oh, yes. -Now what? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Pie. We're going to make ourselves a nice steak and potato pie. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
-And you are in charge... -Yes? -..of the crust. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
-OK. -Isn't that what they call it? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Look at this, Len. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:54 | |
Not yet, not yet. See, you don't know how to cook. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
-I don't know how to cook. -No, you don't know how to cook. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
You've got to get it all out. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
-Now you put it on. -A bit of that. -Yeah. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Were you a bachelor at any time? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
I make the best spaghetti Bolognese that's ever been made. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:15 | |
-What I'm not strong on... -Is piecrust. -..is pastry! | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
-No. -No, it's coming, it's coming. What we shouldve done... | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Is sanded it. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
-Look what I've done - no knife, nothing. -Brilliant. Brilliant. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
And then it goes on top of here. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
-That way round? -Yes, this way round. Look, see? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
Now, what I need is your false teeth cos I want to crimp. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
'Oi, cheeky!' | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
You're doing that wrong. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
I know what my Nan did... Is you go round it like that. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
You go around it like that, me ole sausage. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Then prod it with a fork... And Bob's your uncle! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
My mum used everything that came out of the top. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
It was like a blackbird whistling. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Yeah? | 0:22:01 | 0:22:02 | |
Was it a good home your mum was in? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
LEN LAUGHS | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
Now... | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
Straight in the oven at gas mark four. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
'Cook for about 40 minutes and, all going to plan, | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
'this will be just like taking a bite out of 1958.' | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
Say the magic words. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Alakazam! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
Open Sesame! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
Brilliant. Hang on a moment. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
'OK, slight confession to make.' | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
This is one we made earlier... | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
LEN LAUGHS | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
Now, to be honest... | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
-OK, I know our one isn't fully baked. -No. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
-But it's there or thereabouts, isn't it? -It's not far off. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
'Even so, let's eat the one the professionals made. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
'As I think Jasper is trying to tell me he's hungry.' | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
Aaah! | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
I'm trying to walk like a waitress. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Now, look... Eh? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
-You do a good impression of Julie Walters. -Oh, thank, yeah. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:12 | |
'Oh, yes, no end to my talents(!)' | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
-I tell you what, you make a good commis chef. -Thank you very much. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
-We're going to induct you into the pudding club. -Oh, thank you! | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
Not a problem. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
'Enough about yours truly, I want to know about Jasper's talents. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:32 | |
'After all, before he became known as a comedian, | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
'he was actually a folk singer.' | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
I never really got rid of the music. I still do... | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
On tour, I still do one-liners. You know... | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
Hello darkness my old friend I walked into this wall again. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
-You can laugh there. -I'm laughing! -It's all right, good. And that... | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
I still keep that element in. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
-Yes. -So music was really a vehicle for the comedy. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
Right. And what about...Top of the Pops? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
-JASPER SIGHS -This is really good pie. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Sorry, Jasper, as far as I'm concerned, | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Funky Moped will NEVER be forgotten. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
# ..my moped out on the road I'm going to ride | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
# Ride, ride, ride, ride | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
# Funky moped! # | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
Again, we had £1,000 to make a single. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
And I had this single called Funky Moped | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
written by this American, | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
so I did that and I made it very much for a Birmingham audience. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
And when I finished it, I'd got £300 left over | 0:24:28 | 0:24:32 | |
from the £1,000 they gave me, and I bought a guitar. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
And then the record company came and said, | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
"What are you going to put on the B-side?" | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
And I'd spent the money. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
Do you know what the Welsh for carot is? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
JASPER LAUGHS | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
Moron. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
-Moron. -Moron. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
-Jasper Moron. -Yeah. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
-# Move, move, move... -# | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Fortunately, Jasper was able to use | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
a track he'd already recorded himself - | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
a mickey take of The Magic Roundabout | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
which went on to become a hit in its own right. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
It's the only other hit single with no musical content. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
And yet, it was a disco hit. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
It was a really weird single. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
# Move, funky moped! # | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
It sold more than half a million copies. Take a bow, Jasper. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:22 | |
# Funky moped, yeah! # | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
What on earth? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
This is 1958 in a bowl. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
-1958. -You haven't got the...? | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Syrup pudding. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
You haven't got...? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
-Golden nectar. -You have. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Oh! | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
JASPER GASPS | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
-I'm going to make it like an island. -Ooooh... | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
-Look at that. -I'm 13 again, Len. -Yeah. -Oh! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
Mm! | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
Tell the truth. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
Tell the truth. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
-Nectar. -It is nectar. -Nectar. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
-Food is like comedy - nostalgia is a massive element. -Yeah. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:12 | |
That's philosophical, isn't it? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Yeah, it is, but I understand where you're coming from. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
-This takes you back to your childhood. -Yep, absolutely. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
And it's wonderful. I'm going to have another go at it. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
-You go back longer than me, of course. -Only by a year. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
JASPER LAUGHS | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
There's a nose growing, there's a nose growing! | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
-LEN LAUGHS -Oh... | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
'Now, while we continue to eat 1958, | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
'time for a few more of my seven top tips.' | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Kicking off with the stunning Cardiff Castle, which once | 0:26:43 | 0:26:47 | |
belonged to the Bute family, whose fortune was made from coal. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
In fact, by the 1860s, | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
the Third Marquess Of Bute was reputed to be the richest man | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
in the world. That would explain all the gold. | 0:26:56 | 0:27:00 | |
And then there is the Welsh Hawking Centre | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
where you can get up close and personal | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
with more than 200 birds of prey. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
Here at the centre, we pride ourselves on our breeding programme. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:12 | |
This year, we have bred in the region of 120 birds | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
from various different species - from eagles to vultures to falcons | 0:27:14 | 0:27:19 | |
to hawks, all manner of things. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
We do daily flying displays. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
We also have various animals from horses to meerkats to rabbits | 0:27:23 | 0:27:28 | |
to guinea pigs. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
As for the most popular attraction, well, there's really no contest. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:34 | |
I must say, Buzz here is very popular. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
Everybody has a soft spot for owls. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
-BUZZ SQUAWKS -See? | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
Or if you fancy getting your adrenaline pumping, you can | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
always roll on up to the Barry Island Pleasure Park. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:52 | |
This is the dodgems, not the bumpems. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
-I am the friend of Lewis Hamilton. -Oh, yes. -Lewis Hamilton is my friend. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:03 | |
-John Surtees. -Oh, well, it's about your age group. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
-No bumping, right? -No bumping. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
'Offering everything from the carousel to the dodgems, there's | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
'no denying this fun fair brings out the big kid in us all.' | 0:28:12 | 0:28:17 | |
-Hey! -I've got you now. Now I've got you. -Oh, oh, oh! | 0:28:17 | 0:28:22 | |
'The park was established in 1929, | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
'and soon after, was wowing summer crowds | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
'of up to 250,000 people a day. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
'No wonder that way back in 1958 | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
'you couldn't keep a young Jasper Carrott away.' | 0:28:36 | 0:28:39 | |
I used to come up and spend hours here. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 | |
They used to have the shooting range. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
I remember I had about 12 gos at about a tuppence a time. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:47 | |
And eventually, I won a toothbrush. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
So I could've bought it for a tuppence. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
-You won a toothbrush?! -I won toothbrush, yeah. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
I was that good(!) | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
-Now, there's a chap here that I wanted to meet... -Yes. | 0:28:56 | 0:29:00 | |
-..who has, unlike ourselves, total recall. -Right. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:04 | |
And he can give us the absolute lowdown on all things fun fair, | 0:29:04 | 0:29:11 | |
-Pleasure Park, 1958. -Right. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:15 | |
Andrew. He's sitting there like the lonely goatherder. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
Come on, we're going have a chat with him. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
'Originally from Scotland but of Italian descent, | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
'Andrew's lived in Barry for more than 65 years.' | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
-Hello, hello. -Good to see you. -Good to see you. -Nice to meet you. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:30 | |
Do you speak Welsh? | 0:29:30 | 0:29:32 | |
No, I don't! | 0:29:32 | 0:29:33 | |
I can't even speak Italian, and that's my parents' language. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:38 | |
I have difficulty with English, as you'll soon find out. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:42 | |
'Don't be fooled, at 90 years old, Andrew's still as sharp as a tack.' | 0:29:42 | 0:29:45 | |
One ride that used to always stick in my memory was the Caterpillar. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:49 | |
-Oh, yes. -You remember? -Yeah. -And then the hood came over? -Yeah. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:54 | |
And the lovely thing about that was the girls would be sitting there | 0:29:54 | 0:29:58 | |
quite innocently and it'd stop and they'd get up, | 0:29:58 | 0:30:01 | |
and as soon as they'd get up, whoosh, this rush of air, | 0:30:01 | 0:30:05 | |
and up came the skirts. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:06 | |
-Like Marilyn Monroe, you know? -Oh, yeah. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
And all the boys would go, "Oh, ah!" | 0:30:08 | 0:30:10 | |
Joy of joys! | 0:30:10 | 0:30:11 | |
'Mind you, the hanky-panky didn't end there. Oh, no!' | 0:30:11 | 0:30:15 | |
The boys would buy a blue ticket - | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
I think it was threepence in those days - | 0:30:17 | 0:30:19 | |
the girls would buy a pink ticket, and then you spent the day | 0:30:19 | 0:30:23 | |
going around the fairground looking for the corresponding number. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:26 | |
It was nice to chat up the girls. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:28 | |
It was just for a bit of banter and a bit of flirtation. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:31 | |
And then if you met the partner with the same number, | 0:30:31 | 0:30:36 | |
you're allowed one free ride on the ground. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
'Now while I can't offer Jasper a shot at romance...' | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
-Andrew, lovely to talk to you. -No, thank you. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
Thank you for inviting me. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
'..I can invite him to roll up, roll up and try | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
'if he's man enough to hook a duck.' | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
-Right. Now I've got my hat. -Yes... | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
Come on, boys and girls, roll up. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:57 | |
Here we go. Everyone a winner. | 0:30:57 | 0:31:01 | |
Come on - hook a duck, win a prize. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
Hey, you look a nice young lad, would you like to have a go? | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
Len, there's got to be better ways of earning a living. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:10 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:31:10 | 0:31:13 | |
-Here we go. Now, look... -I have to stick this... -You've got to hook... | 0:31:13 | 0:31:17 | |
-Yeah? -Oh, hold on. Hook a duck. -Hook a duck. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:22 | |
'Trust me, it's a lot more complicated than it sounds.' | 0:31:22 | 0:31:26 | |
This could take a bit of time. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:30 | |
This time. No. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:33 | |
LEN LAUGHS | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
-Well done. -Now, I don't want the duck. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
No, no, no. But you've won a prize. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
-What is it? I bet it's a Rubiks cube. -No, it is not. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:49 | |
What did you win in '58? | 0:31:49 | 0:31:51 | |
A toothbrush. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:52 | |
Thank you. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:53 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:31:53 | 0:31:57 | |
-Brilliant, you've done your research, hey? -Oh, yes. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:00 | |
Good one. Good one. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:01 | |
Indeed I have, which is how I also know that Jasper's big, | 0:32:01 | 0:32:05 | |
big break in comedy finally came in 1978. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:09 | |
I was about six or seven years in the folk clubs, developing | 0:32:09 | 0:32:13 | |
loads and loads of material, about three hours of material. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
And then Michael Grade discovered me. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
-He came to see me work in Stratford Shakespeare theatre. -Right. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:22 | |
-And the support act... -Was? -Victoria Wood. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:26 | |
-Oh, wonderful! -Victoria Wood was the support act. -Right. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:30 | |
And that's when he gave me | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
a chance to do a pilot for London Weekend, | 0:32:33 | 0:32:36 | |
which was successful. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:37 | |
-I did another five and it went out. And the rest... -The rest is history. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:41 | |
-..is history, yeah. -Well, talking of history, | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
-I've got to get my leg over here. -Have you got the Zimmer for him? | 0:32:43 | 0:32:47 | |
Careful. Oh, no! Don't! Oh! | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
LEN LAUGHS | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
Let's see, how about a bit of shopping in Barry town? | 0:32:53 | 0:32:57 | |
After all, the reason Jasper was at the YMCA | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
was because his dad was always on the lookout for a bargain. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:04 | |
-Money and my dad were lethal. -Right. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
We never had it very long, but we had our hands full of junk. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:10 | |
Absolute junk. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:11 | |
Well, this is probably the type of shop that would have brought joy | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
to his heart. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:15 | |
-This Curiosity Shop. -Absolutely! | 0:33:15 | 0:33:18 | |
Dad would be all, "I'll have that, I'll have that." | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
Being an engineer, Jasper's dad also had a particular passion | 0:33:20 | 0:33:24 | |
for anything electrical. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:25 | |
When I was a kid, when I was about four, | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
we had a television with two knobs. Two! | 0:33:27 | 0:33:32 | |
-An on and off, which was a volume switch, and a contrast knob. -Yeah. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:36 | |
-We were... -Yeah. -We were there. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
Kids used to come round just to stare at the second knob, | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
-it was unbelievable. -LEN LAUGHS | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
But the front room in that house was absolutely solid with old | 0:33:44 | 0:33:48 | |
-valves and transistors and stuff. -Right. -And he was...he was... | 0:33:48 | 0:33:52 | |
He would repair people's stuff, but he wouldn't ever repair them, | 0:33:52 | 0:33:55 | |
he would just leave them cos he couldn't be bothered. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:57 | |
And constantly my mum was making excuses as to why the radio | 0:33:57 | 0:34:01 | |
wasn't fixed and the television wasn't there. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
Talking of television, how did they react | 0:34:03 | 0:34:06 | |
when you decided to take up a career in entertainment? | 0:34:06 | 0:34:10 | |
Well, my mum, until she died - and she was 89 - | 0:34:12 | 0:34:16 | |
was always waiting for me to get a proper job. You know. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:19 | |
And a proper job was some job that you could wear a suit, | 0:34:19 | 0:34:23 | |
cos that was everything to my mum and dad. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:24 | |
If you wore a suit, you'd got a proper job. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
And she never really got hold of it. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
My dad, unfortunately, never saw any of my success. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
I was doing folk clubs for a couple of years and then he passed away. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:37 | |
-But he would've been thrilled to bits, I know that. -Yeah. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:40 | |
-I know you started out as a salesman. -Yes. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:44 | |
So I wondered, if I were to wander in as a punter | 0:34:44 | 0:34:49 | |
-and this was your emporium... -Yeah, yeah. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
..of magical delights, you know, maybe you could try and... | 0:34:51 | 0:34:55 | |
-Sell you something? -..sell me something. -Have you got any money? | 0:34:55 | 0:34:57 | |
I'm loaded. | 0:34:57 | 0:34:59 | |
I'm loaded. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
'Now, of the various objet d'art on offer, | 0:35:01 | 0:35:04 | |
'I'm thinking the hardest thing to sell me would probably be... | 0:35:04 | 0:35:08 | |
'this.' | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
I'm thinking of going to a wedding. I wondered... | 0:35:10 | 0:35:13 | |
You know, you haven't got a mirror, what do you think? | 0:35:13 | 0:35:15 | |
You don't need a mirror, sir, just believe me, you look sensational. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:19 | |
You're going to a wedding, you want to make an impact, | 0:35:19 | 0:35:22 | |
you want to impress people. You have the ideal hat. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
This hat is a Ming hat. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
It's from the third dynasty of a Chinese religion | 0:35:28 | 0:35:33 | |
that worshipped - believe it or not - badgers. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
And so you weren't allowed to kill badgers. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
But if it died naturally, you could skin it and then you could put it | 0:35:38 | 0:35:43 | |
through a process that ended up with material that looked just like this. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:47 | |
And then you'd fold it and constituted it | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
just like this is now. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:50 | |
And then they used to use these in these religious ceremonies. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
So you're going back 3,000, 4,000 years, maybe. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:56 | |
And it needs somebody very special to wear it. In fact, | 0:35:56 | 0:36:00 | |
this hat has been waiting centuries for the right person to come along | 0:36:00 | 0:36:05 | |
where it would suit perfectly. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:07 | |
And today is the day, sir. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
Do you know what? I'm going to buy it. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:36:11 | 0:36:14 | |
Time for the final installment of my seven top tips, | 0:36:18 | 0:36:22 | |
starting with St Fagans - an exciting open-air museum, | 0:36:22 | 0:36:26 | |
which has moved and rebuilt more than 40 | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
of Wales' historical buildings. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:31 | |
But equally as impressive are the views you'll get | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
if you walk or cycle the Cardiff Bay Barrage, | 0:36:34 | 0:36:37 | |
which can exit Queen Alexandra Dock in the north | 0:36:37 | 0:36:41 | |
to the Victorian town of Penarth, | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
which is sometimes called the Garden by the Sea. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:48 | |
Though, for me, top of the heap has to be biting into a freshly | 0:36:48 | 0:36:53 | |
baked Welsh cake, the perfect mix of dried fruit, sugar and fat. Ooh! | 0:36:53 | 0:36:58 | |
Lovely jubbly. | 0:36:58 | 0:36:59 | |
As for our next stop, the Memo Arts Centre, | 0:37:03 | 0:37:06 | |
which hosts everything from Shakespeare to comedy, | 0:37:06 | 0:37:10 | |
making it a good place to ask Jasper about his return to stand-up | 0:37:10 | 0:37:14 | |
after an absence of 13 years. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
End of the '90s, early 2000, I gave it up cos I just was bored. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:21 | |
-Right. -And I wasn't getting any satisfaction. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:25 | |
And I didn't see any rhyme or reason why I should go back on. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:29 | |
But my very best friend is Bev Bevan from Electric Light Orchestra, | 0:37:29 | 0:37:32 | |
he's a drummer, and he said, | 0:37:32 | 0:37:33 | |
"Come on, let's go and do a few shows. We've never toured | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
"in all the time we've been best friends. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:38 | |
"Let's go and do a few shows before we run out of time," | 0:37:38 | 0:37:42 | |
really, you know. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:43 | |
So I said OK. So we did 20. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
-Yeah. -And it was really successful. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
And I can't quite believe it still, | 0:37:49 | 0:37:51 | |
but suddenly, I got back all that enthusiasm for stand-up. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:55 | |
And I didn't have to do 2.5 hours, which is what I used to do, | 0:37:55 | 0:37:59 | |
I just had to do two half hours because we'd do it with the music. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:03 | |
-Yeah. -And I was having the time of my life. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
-Now listen... -Mm-hm. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:07 | |
Shh. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
I'm not sure how long Strictly will last, Holiday Of My Lifetime, | 0:38:09 | 0:38:13 | |
so on and so on. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
-I'm going to need another iron in the fire. -Yes. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
So what I was hoping to do now was to do a little bit | 0:38:18 | 0:38:22 | |
of sort of stand-up... | 0:38:22 | 0:38:23 | |
-Yes. -..comedic gags and stuff here. -OK. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:27 | |
And then maybe, you know, you could critique it, tell me | 0:38:27 | 0:38:30 | |
if I'm going wrong. I'm sure you'll say I'm not. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
-I think I've run out of time, Len. -No, no, come on. Let me squeeze... | 0:38:33 | 0:38:38 | |
-One. -Three. -One. One. All right, two. Two maximum. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:42 | |
Three. JASPER LAUGHS | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
'Ladies and gentlemen, live from Barry's Memo Centre, it's the one, | 0:38:45 | 0:38:50 | |
'the only...Len Goodman.' | 0:38:50 | 0:38:52 | |
-Did you hear about the... YELLS: -You suck! | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
LAUGHING: Too early, too early! | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
Think you're funny?! | 0:38:59 | 0:39:01 | |
Do you get that? Did you ever get all that? | 0:39:01 | 0:39:03 | |
That's what you've got to put up with, yeah. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
Did you hear about the constipated bullfighter | 0:39:05 | 0:39:08 | |
who couldn't pass a dobly? | 0:39:08 | 0:39:09 | |
Mm-hm. Next. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:12 | |
-I've done... -No, not another joke, next. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
-Next act. -I've got another joke coming. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:19 | |
Oh, I've...hurt me back carrying water. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:23 | |
JASPER LAUGHS It was Evian. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:26 | |
It was an 'eavy 'un. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
Yeah, Evian. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:29 | |
-As in it was a heavy water. -Evian. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
-Yeah, OK. -And 'eavy 'un. Yeah, Evian. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:34 | |
My third joke... I left the last one till the end. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:38 | |
If I go in any type of paint shop, | 0:39:38 | 0:39:41 | |
I just can't help crying, I get so emulsional. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:45 | |
Um... | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
Emulsional. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
Len, this Strictly Come Dancing, it's not going to end soon, | 0:39:50 | 0:39:53 | |
-is it? -I hope not! | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
On that reaction. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:56 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
'So the bad news - my career in comedy is over before began. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:03 | |
'But the good news - it's finally brightened up.' | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
-All the best, cheers. -Lovely day. Thank you, Len. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:10 | |
-It's been a nice day. -Super. And the weather's turned out great. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:13 | |
Look at it. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:14 | |
Now, I've got to ask you because I've been dying to ask you and I'm not... | 0:40:14 | 0:40:19 | |
The Detectives. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:21 | |
-Ah. -Robert Powell. -Yes. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:23 | |
How was that, acting with him and working with him? | 0:40:23 | 0:40:26 | |
We got on like a house on fire. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:27 | |
It was probably one of the most enjoyable times of my career. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:31 | |
-Really? -Yeah. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:32 | |
And the wonderful George Sewell, who was the superintendent. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
George was brilliant. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
And we had a terrific crew. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
Yeah, the thing is, when you look back over your career, | 0:40:39 | 0:40:44 | |
you have done so many different things. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
Is there anything left that, you know, you think, "Do you know, | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
"I wouldn't mind doing...?" | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
-Honestly, truthfully? -Honestly. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
-Strictly Come Dancing. -No! I know that's a lie. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:57 | |
I know that's a lie! | 0:40:57 | 0:40:59 | |
'While I won't be marking Jasper's dance card anytime soon, | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
'I've loved sharing his holiday here on Barry. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:08 | |
'Not only did we travel in style...' | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
It's knockout, isn't it? | 0:41:10 | 0:41:12 | |
Look at that, classic. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:13 | |
'..we really did discover it's fun to stay at the YMCA.' | 0:41:13 | 0:41:18 | |
-Sandra and I are old friends. -Course you are. -We go back 50-odd years. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:21 | |
Yes. Very, very old friends, yes. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:23 | |
'Here, you can absolutely have a good meal...' | 0:41:23 | 0:41:26 | |
-Nectar. -It is nectar. -Nectar. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:28 | |
'..and do whatever you feel.' | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
Oh, no! Oh! Oh! | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
'We've enjoyed the time-honoured traditions of the seaside holiday.' | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
Come on, boys and girls, roll up. Here we go. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:39 | |
'And we've ruled out comedy as my next career path.' | 0:41:39 | 0:41:43 | |
Think you're funny?! | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
'Oh, yes, what a holiday it's been!' | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
-Listen, it's been so nice. -Yes. -And I want you to remember it. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:53 | |
Cos, you know, once you get to a certain age, | 0:41:53 | 0:41:55 | |
-things do slip your mind. -Such as? | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
Well, you could forget about our lovely time in Barry Island. Where? | 0:41:58 | 0:42:03 | |
-I've never been to Barry Island. -Is that where we are? -Yeah. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:07 | |
-So... -So... | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
Just to keep your memories refreshed, | 0:42:09 | 0:42:11 | |
here's a scrapbook of our time together. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:15 | |
And you're on the front. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
'Oh, yes, there's lots of photos of yours truly, plus a few of Jasper, | 0:42:19 | 0:42:24 | |
'so he can relive our special day any time he feels like a laugh. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:29 | |
'But that's not his only souvenir.' | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
-Glan-y-Mor. -Oh, crikey! -YMCA. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
-Holiday centre. -Thank you very much. -And thank you very much. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
I shall put it under my pillow. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
-And every time I go to bed, I'll think of you. -Thank you. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:45 | |
-It's all right. -There you go. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:48 | |
Well, put them all back in their box. And once again... | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
-..I'm going to have a man hug because I've enjoyed it. -Good man. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:57 | |
Good man I am. | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
'So as we run for our bus, it is tatty-bye from Barry.' | 0:42:59 | 0:43:02 |