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Spoilers is about that. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
It's about the phenomenon of spoilers on the internet | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
and in narrative storytelling, where everyone's fiercely protective | 0:00:26 | 0:00:31 | |
of their right to experience a story on their own terms. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
So hence we have this advent of this spoiler alert that | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
happens in reviews and media | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
and so forth to warn people not to read ahead, and it takes that | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
idea and applies it to love and the world of relationships. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:47 | |
The film is very much a kind of magical realist story | 0:00:47 | 0:00:52 | |
about two guys who literally have matching luggage and enter | 0:00:52 | 0:00:57 | |
into a kind of extended date, if you like, over the course of a day. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:03 | |
The spoilers themselves are kind of out there. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
In some ways, it's an experimental film. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
I mean, it breaks many rules cos there's flights of fancy in it and | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
there's huge leaps of faith | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
and it's about that idea of love being a leap of faith. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
In some ways, the kind of cinematic vision is a leap of faith as well, | 0:01:16 | 0:01:22 | |
like, hey, what if these gargoyles did talk? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
What if the sat nav had an opinion? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
What if a lobster was a bit homophobic? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
I think it's extremely Welsh, actually. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
I mean, I took that strategic approach. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
I didn't write the screenplay until I got here, which was a risk, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
but the concept was there. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
I arrived and actually used the location scout to inform the story | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
and shape the kind of narrative | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
according to the kind of locations that were available. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
What I love about Iris is it gives you complete creative freedom. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
It's been a very supportive but hands-off approach, sort of like, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
"This is your film now and we're here to support you." | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
So I was afforded an enormous freedom. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
I don't think you have to be a gay man to enjoy Spoilers | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
or to relate to Spoilers. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
It's very much about love. It's a love story. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
BELL TOLLS | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
'Did I spoil it?' | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
'I bloody spoilt it.' | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-Um, oh, sorry, I think you've got the wrong... -Sorry, definitely mine. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
-The sticker? -Correct. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
No, no, I mean, I know it's mine because of the sticker. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Glastonbury '99. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
I was at Glastonbury in '99. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
-You were? -I really was, yeah. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
-Who did you see on the Friday? -Tori. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Amos to that. Saturday? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Shakespears Sister. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Sunday? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
BOTH: Korn. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
-Holy... -Shit. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
I have exactly the same sticker on exactly the same suitcase | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
in exactly the same spot. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Does this prove or disprove the existence of a God? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
We certainly are in some kind of wormholey, Sliding Doorsy, | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
timewarpy uncanny valley. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Felix. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Leon. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Ah, er, that is your bag... | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
which must mean... | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Er, do you want some, er... | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Er, sure. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Um, let's start with the... | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
-Voodoo doll? -Ah, him. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
Him. Uh, I had him made in the likeness of my ex. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:14 | |
-Sounds weird now I say it out loud. -You've got these pins all wrong. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
I'm an acupuncturist. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
-No, you're not. -I really am. I mean, I do remedial massage too. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
Shall I show you where these pins should be for maximum impact? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
-Go on, then. -OK. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Well, this one should be here. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Swap these two around. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
And that one goes right in there. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:48 | |
-And that's it? -That's it. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
-Dead. -He's moved on. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Well, it's been delightful meeting you. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
You're handsome and clever and have fantastic taste in music | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
and I will get out of your way | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
before I start punching above my weight. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Goodbye, Felix. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
So what's an Englishman doing in Wales then? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
-Looking for a fella whose baggage matches mine. -Yeah? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Know anyone? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
You know you shouldn't say that about yourself. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
-What? -You'd be punching above your weight. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
Oh, that's just my Brooke Shield. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
I know. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
-You don't know what I like. -I bet I do. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Short fat blokes from Derby. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
We all have our cross to bear, Leon. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
-SAT NAV: -'At the old clock tower, stop. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
'Make three-point turn... | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
'..then take next left at the third sheep on the right.' | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Driver, can you stop a sec? I've got to take a leak. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
'Show-er or grower? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
'I'd say show-er. It's bulge city back there. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
'Could crack a walnut on that thing!' | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Wait, am I... | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
'Talking to the sat nav, yeah, doll, you are off your tits | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
'cos someone's got a little crush, haven't they? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
'Those smouldering eyes as he laid into your ex... | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
'Oh, don't blame you, he's lush.' | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
He is, isn't he? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
'Oh, yeah, I'd have a crack. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
'But let's get real. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
'We know how this ends. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
How? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
'Spoiler alert. Abandonment, babes.' | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
'He draws you in, builds you back up, | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
'makes you feel all safe and special again | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
'and then, bang, it changes. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
'He gives you that look... | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
'..like the whole thing has been inside your stupid fat head. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
'The laughs, the cuddles, the kisses and the joke's on you. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
'Why would a perfect, well-adjusted hottie like him look twice at you, | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
'you big, ugly, worthless sack of sh...' | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Warning. Didn't wash hands. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
All right? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Um, yeah, er... | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Headache. I get migraines. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Ah, balls. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Let's get you some fresh air, yeah? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Brought your scarf. Keep your neck warm. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Thanks, saviour. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
It's lovely here. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Mum used to bring me here when I was a kid and that cliff, | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
I used to imagine that I'd grow up and I'd build a lighthouse on it | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
and I'd live there being the lighthouse keeper. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
I'd also have my own shop down there on the beach | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
and live happily ever after. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Just me and Whitney Houston and a lighthouse and little shop. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
That's cute. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
I badly wanted a shop too. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
I ACHED for a shop. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
-What's that? -Oh, nothing, bit of nonsense. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Show me. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
-Pretty bloody sweet, right? -Yeah, I want one of those. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
He wears his heart on his sleeve, he does, | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
and what it is is a cute metaphor for precisely that. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
I don't trust metaphors. Everything's got to be real. Look. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Left ventricle, atrium, right atrium, ventricle, | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
pulmonary artery, aorta to scale, baby. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Tidy. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
Behold my heritage-listed, unbreachable heart fortress. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:12 | |
Walls of stone, ten-foot thick, sturdy portcullis | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
and moat with big-arse shark. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Your heart fortress metaphor is no match for my imaginary siege tower. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
Ah, but that's the problem, isn't it? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
It's imaginary. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
HOUSE MUSIC STARTS | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Absolutely not. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Got to get past my guard dragon first. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
The thing about wormholes is that | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
they're all about infinite possibilities, aren't they? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
Time and space, space and time are elastic | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
and somewhere Leon Fitzell-Thorne slays heart dragons. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:15 | |
We're in a wormhole, baby. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
-Do you like Chinese? -I fucking love Chinese. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
I just remember some ginger thing in the distance | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
mucking about on a piano. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
-Oh, I can't eat that. -You're actually meant to eat them? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-Have I been wasting food? -You have to eat them or they don't come true. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Well, let's see what our future holds then. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
I got this covered. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Oy! Oy! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Over here. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
You! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Yes, you. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Wipe that jizz off your face and mince over here. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
Well, hello, Dorothy. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
How are things with your boyfriend? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
-A bit early for that. -Well, had one in the tank last week. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
Not a bender myself but he was a nice-looking lobster. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
But yours? Whoa! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Did you see the way he ate that sang choi bao? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
-How? -Like it was the last bag of dicks at the fair. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
He looked contented, though, didn't he? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
LAUGHS | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Flapping his gums, waving his arms, giving it all that. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
You can't just have rice. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
-He's happy. -He's jolly! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
You like it now cos it's funny and sweet and real, | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
but, spoiler alert, after the honeymoon, | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
"jolly" will start to shit you bad, boss. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
At first, it feels nice being needed and then, hello, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
he's getting all comfy. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
He wants in your fucking fortress. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
He gives, you take and it leads right down the garden path | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
to domestic bloody dependency... | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
-Fuck off. -Fuck you! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
..and you punish him for loving you and dump him for some horny cub | 0:12:22 | 0:12:27 | |
cos you're an arsehole and a sociopath, | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
cos you are incapable of loving anyone but yourself, | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
-you lonely, sad, old cun... -I know exactly where we're going. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
Come on. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait -wait-wait-wait-wait. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
And open. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Come on. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
You know what? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
If one of the trolley dollies had told me this morning | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
I'd be spending the whole day with a handsome acupuncturist... | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
Hey, mister, everything OK? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
'Hey, girl! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
'She has got emotional transference plastered right across her | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
'big old forehead and you ain't got the goods to stick around!' | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Oh, can you just... | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
'Yeah, cut and run before you ruin more lives...' | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
-Handsome? -'..you miserable motherfucker!' | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
-All right? -Yep. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
'Well, if it isn't Little Miss Fuckin' Romantic! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
'Don't come cryin' here when it all goes to shit, you pathetic victim! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
'Urgh, you make me sick!' | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
-Fuck off. -'Spoiler alert! It ends in tears.' | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Mate... | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Yep. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
-..don't call me handsome. -Don't call me mate. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
I think that might be my cue. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Really? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
-Sure. -Yeah. -This is how it ends? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
That, er, that knitted fella... | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
-Tom. -Did you love Tom? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
-Yes. -Now you hate him? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
-No. -Was he cruel to you? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
There was a long time when I thought he had been cruel. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
-He decimated my heart. -That's a metaphor. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Sometimes metaphors are the only way to say it. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
Try me. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
After seven incredible years together, he told me | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
he didn't love me and vanished. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
I got badly depressed. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
Couldn't stop crying. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Hunched over on my... | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
OUR bed for weeks. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Months. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
It was horrid. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
I shrivelled into something unrecognisable. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Tom was my world. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
And suddenly he wasn't. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
I had a kind of... | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
mix tape of me and him on loop in my head. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
Every intimate moment, every... | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
The smell. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
His voice. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
His eyelashes. How silly he made me. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
And so I did that for a year and then got on a plane. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
That fucking sucks, Leon. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
We were good together. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Really good. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
-Have you...? -Hell, yeah. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
What did he do? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
He died. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
I shouldn't have brought all that up about... | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
-I can't compare what happened to me... -Grief sucks. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
-Doesn't matter the cause. -I know. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
-Where to? -Er, I was going to meet the fellas. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
-Take a bowl? -Not really my scene. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
Mine either. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
-You? -Might watch a film. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
-Look, I was thinking... -No, Leon. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
-You don't even know what... -The answer's no. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
-It's not your choice when someone pops up with... -Yes, it is. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
-..all the qualities you seek. -But I don't seek them, though, do I? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
I didn't seek you. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
-I'm a really great boyfriend. -I know. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
-I don't know why I thought someone like you... -Oh, Leon! | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
Oh, fuck...off! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
A connection like this is fucking rare, Felix. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
-You of all people should feel that. -Fuck you! | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
You got somewhere to go? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Probably just go home. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Sick of living out of a suitcase. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
-Oh, fuck. -Fucking tide! -Oh, shit! | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit! | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
Pity the poor fucker who finds Tom on the beach tomorrow full of pins. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
Listen... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
I got these tickets. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
Special midnight screening. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
I'll be there | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
if you want to know how it ends. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
No more endings. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
BELL TOLLS | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
-Hello. -Hiya. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
-Enjoy. -Thank you. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Oh, sorry, I think that's my.. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
Sorry, yeah. Definitely mine. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
-Er, the ticket. -Correct. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
No, no, I know it's mine cos it's my ticket. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Sit down and eat your popcorn. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
'20th Century Fox presents...' | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
-So what is this? -It's a romcom. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Better be short. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
'Um, oh, sorry, I think you've got the wrong...' | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
'Sorry, definitely mine.' | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
'The sticker.' | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
'Correct.' | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
'No, no, I mean, I know it's mine because of the sticker. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
'Glastonbury '99.' | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
'I was at Glastonbury in '99.' | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-'You were?' -'I really was, yeah.' | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
I was enjoying that. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Hey, mister, everything OK? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
What did I miss? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
I don't want to spoil it. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 |