24/09/2014 The One Show

It's nearly 7.00pm and tonight's one show audience is arriving by bus!

Some of the passengers, it seems, have let the excite am get to their

heads. Those two at the back, they started it. -- excitement.

What a show we have in store. Hello and welcome to The One Show with

Alex Jones And Matt Baker. They are arriving now. They look like a

lively bunch. They do. Normally, they are to be found criss-crossing

the country with their Freedom passes, as we'll be discovering

later. We know those two. They are bringing ballroom blitz to the

weekends. Claudia is pleased to be here. A comedian who is not afraid

of taking to the dance floor himself. Here he is in training.

# Come on and dance with me... #

Please welcome, the multi-talented Paul Merton, Tess Daly and Claudia

Winkleman. Lovely to see you all. I had forgotten we had done that. An

alternative to dancing. We had separate choreographers. Very good.

We found this incredible link. Obviously, Claudia is taking on the

reins from Brucie. Had you a hand in Bruce getting Strictly? I had a

phone call. He said, "I watched your show and thought I would be good at

hosting that". I said, "have you got a cold" he said, "no, I always talk

like that". He suggested it himself. I thought it was a good idea. I said

to producer. He has everything he needs. Comic timing, the charisma,

how to work an audience. Just before he went on. You think of him being

the ultimate professional. You see the nerves. The Have I Got News For

You crowd weren't sure what he would be like. With Bruce Forsyth I

disappear. He has been around for a long time. I'm responsible for his

entire career! It's true... I remember the one that he did. He was

absolutely fantastic. He loved do. Ing it. Ian Hislop's face was a

picture. He doesn't get Pay. Your Cards Right, he didn't see that

stuff, he thought it was the worst programme we had ever done. I

thought it was the best! The reason you are here, we will talk about

Strictly later on. With Paul returning to Have I Got News For You

next week, it got us thinking about a little quiz. It did. A little

quiz! It's a mashup. Who better than to

host it than a man who has seen service on both shows it.'S our very

own, Sergeant Sergeant Sergeant. It's at thes and Claudia up against

Paul. What is in store for Round 1? This is the missing words round. We

have taken out one or more words from comments made - Is it live? You

need to tell me what they are. This is not for you, Paul, it's for at

thes and Claudia. Here is a -- Tess -- a Bruno comment. What do you

think? Dance on my table. Let us do it as Bruno. Alex, you can come

and... Any time... You have danced with passion. I feel like I'm there.

Let us have a look. "scrub my floors." I had no idea.

This is for Paul. Here is an comment from an unimpressed Craig.

Hips. Hips. I'm sure I remember that. I might be wrong. Feet.

Overwhelming sense. No. Was it hands. Thumbs. Thumbs. Wait a

moment. Let us have a look. Thumbs. What

were you doing with them? They used to stick out my thumbs. I used to do

that, instead of that. The points go to Tess. Well remembered. You get

two points. You are way ahead. Stole it from Paul. Now we can put human

nature to the test in a new one show experiment that you can take part in

at home. Using hidden cameras, Anita set out to see how diners would

react in an escalating situation involving a waiter with shocking

table manners. Almost every day, thanks to social media, papers and

24-hour hour news, we make judgment calls on people's behaviour. Just

occasionally, one of these dilemmas plays out in front of our very eyes.

If that happens, would you step? It could be someone being offensive,

anti-social behaviour, unkindness, bullying, general rudeness. If

somebody needed your help and support, and it was happening in

front of your eyes, how would you react? Today, we are going to run an

experiment to see how diners here in Leeds respond. The subject - one of

the most burning issues of modern Britain. The obesity epidemic. 64%

of the adult British population is overweight. One in four of us is

technically obese. Obesity is seen by many as a self inflicted

condition that makes the overweight fair game for ridicule. So, for our

experiment, we have rigged this restaurant in Leeds with secret

cameras. The diners here will have no idea they're under Suraj. --

surveillance. These are our actors. Laura will order a calorific meal.

The waiter will question her choices on health grounds. What we want to

see is what the other customers do, if anything at all. Maybe you should

consider a salad. He will continually humiliate Laura in the

middle of our craweded restaurant. It might be difficult to manage all

of that. Will anyone come to her aid. Do you want some of this

full-fat mayo as well. It's a situation that Holly faces every

day. I always order a diet coke, prefer the taste. The waiter said,

"which one of you is on a diet" I felt it was inappropriate. Small

comments like that can make a difference to how people think about

themselves. What about you Sarah? I had chips in my hand. A random guy

shouted, "you shouldn't be eating chips with a backside like that" I

was mortified. It's not on. It's a horrible, horrible feeling. With

everything in place, Holly and Sarah will be in our control room as we

watch and wait and see what happens. I think that the British are very

kind of keep themselves to themselves, don't they? I will be

interested to see if anyone sticks their head up and intervene. It's

not what we would do normally. If you make a racist comment everyone

would say that is totally unacceptable. If you were to make a

comment about a disabled person, that is completely unacceptable. If

you make a comment about someone's weight, or how large they are, and

make an offensive comment about that, it is sort of laughed off.

Sorry that took it long. A hell of a lot of food, isn't it. The question

is, how will people react? As you watch this, ask yourself - would you

get involved? With respect, you know, everybody else uses the NHS as

much as you. It the full fat mayo is the killer.

We will reveal the reaction from fellow diners. It gets worse, to be

fair. What would you do in that situation. If you were in that

restaurant would you say or do something or ignore it. We are going

to put it to a vote and the question is simple - would you get involved,

yes or no? You can sign in and vote online

for free at bbc.co.uk/theoneshow. Where you will also find

full terms and conditions. Whilst many crime statistics are

falling, recent findings suggest victims of burglary are taking

drastic action after a break-in. Joe Crowley discovers what it's like to

feel anything but as safe as houses. How can someone do it? This is where

you feel most safe and suddenly you've let this alien force into

your house. They are out to attack you. One in four of us have been

burgled at some point. According to a recent survey, half of all

burglary victims choose to move house afterwards rather than stay

put. Sam and Chris came home from a shopping trip to find their house

had been broken into. As soon as I went in, went into the sitting room

and realised the telly was gone. I was like - oh, my God. It wasn't

until I'd looked in the little one's room I realised they got in through

the window. You feel violated that someone has been in your home.

Knowing that burglars had been their daughter's room it left them feeling

vulnerable and determined to move. From the next day we were on the

internet trying to find somewhere new. That soon? Instantly,

everything changed. It was as if that place was no longer Like half

of home. All burglary victims, Sam and Chris moved away.

I have met people who have moved house because they have been

burgled, is that the only answer? Absolutely not. It's perfectly

understandable that people are emotional. They feel violated. They

feel angry. It's really important to remember that these are probably

very young, quite desperate young men, maybe teenagers, with a

substance misuse problem. It's not personal. They are not interested in

their victim much they want to get in and out as quickly as possible.

Back in the early # 0's, Richard fitted that description perfectly.

What was going through my mind was - I need cash. I need high value goods

I could sell, Xbox, PlayStations, anything I could shift quickly.

Credit cards. I needed cash. That is all that was going through my head.

Get in there, spin it within eight minutes and out of there with what I

need. After serving 18 months in jail, Richard changed his way and

now works as a security adviser. It wasn't about the person in the

house. In most cases I didn't know who they were, didn't care, when you

are in there you don't look at family photos. You don't care if

they have children or elderly. It's just a house. Not proud of it, that

is what I did. Burglars usually strike when we are out. Thankfully,

a break-in when someone is home is very rare. Paul hit the headlines

last month when he was almost blinded by intruders who came

knocking at his door. I opened the door and suddenly four men rushed in

immediately without saying anything and started hitting me. They started

saying, "where's the money, where's the money" there wasn't any. I was

fighting back, as best I could. I knew my wife was on the first floor.

I knew I had one daughter upstairs on the top floor. I was worried

about them. One was kicking me from the left. Another one was pinning me

down on my chest and beating my head. Another one grabbed this door,

and was threatening to bring it down on my head saying, "where is the

money, where is the money"? Despite needing five nights in hospital,

Paul remains determined to stay in his home. Nationally burglary is on

the decline. Latest statistics show reported incidents have more than

halved from 1.8 million in 1993 to fewer than 700,000 in 2012. With

half of us opting to move if we have burgled finding practical ways to

reduce our fear afterwards is very important. Try and kick in that

rational side. There are people to help you stop it from happening

again. Perhaps, get a local crime prevention officer around around

make sure you do lock-up if you install new locks and bolts etc

because we are very good at buying them and not using them. After his

home was invaded, Paul found his own way to banish the memories of his

attack. I simply went to the place where the chap had been beating me.

I lay here and looked at my house again. This time without the chap in

front of me. It felt really wonderful. It was reclaiming my

territory from those nasty ideas and thoughts I had of what had happened.

Leaving this house wouldn't get the memories out of my head. If I sold

up, it would always be with me. They had intimidated me to leave the

house. It is awful when you see the picture

of the gentleman. Paul, you have had a bizarre experience with burglars,

it started off as a frightening experience and then it became rather

comic? I was living in a bedsit at the time. There was an iron

staircase going up to the bedsit and I saw somebody standing up by the

front door. As I crossed the road, he disappeared. I knew he hadn't

come down the stairs. He was in the house. I had heard somewhere that if

you ever see a burglar, don't get in the way of their exit. So, I came up

the iron staircase and pushed the door open. I looked around the

corner, and he was hiding behind the curtains with his feet sticking out,

like in a cartoon. I bet you weren't laughing? No, I said, I know you are

there, you are going to have to go. He had a big mallet in his hand and

he said, "I'll be back!" The police said, "They always say that!" It was

frightening. He managed to get the TV on to the floor and that was it.

The door was smashed in. You don't know whether to go to report it to

the police or stay where you are. It's a frightening thing. Yes, the

feet sticking out underneath the curtain was an amusing moment in a

terrifying incident. That is one of the anecdotes that you write in your

autobiography, Only When I Laugh? Yes. Why have you decided to write

it at this point in your life? When I was very keen on being a comedian,

even before I was a comedian, I thought if I get a chance to write

an autobiography, I want to do it when I have lived a bit of a life.

If by the time I'm in my mid-50s, and somebody is interested in my

autobiography, it means I have had a career. I'm an essentially lazy

person. That is the honest answer! Now is the time, this is it? Yes, it

took me the best part of 18 months to do it. I did two separate drafts.

I wrote it in longhand, in pencil. It is your life? You said you

weren't happy with it? I didn't want to produce an autobiography that I

didn't like! Now, I can't wait to see what happens. In the early

chapters, you talk about your obsession with comedy. Yes. It tells

the story of you standing in the dinner queue telling jokes to your

friends. You realised then this is going to be hard work. I remember

thinking - I was about seven - and I'm making the kids laugh now, but

next year, they are eight, so the jokes will have to be better next

year. It's a strange thought for a seven-year-old to have. Sure. I was

thinking I have to keep improving. I can't do whatever jokes I was doing

at seven. What kind of comedy was it? Physical? Impressions of

teachers. There was one about a train driver, you will have to say

it... It is not very funny. It's not. It made Al laugh! You have

given the punchline away a bit! What is yellow and white and travels at

150mph? A train driver's egg sandwich! Let's have a look at a

clip of you in action. It is a wonder I made a career with jokes

like that(!) I have a buffalo at home. In a jam jar! He's got a

buffalo at home. In a jam jar. Balloon. Ba-ll-oon!

# Have you seen the muffin man # Have you seen the muffin man

# Who lives down Drury Lane? #

As well as the funny bits, there's lots of serious stuff as well. Then

a lot about the relationship with your dad and towards the end, there

is a poignant moment when you... My dad was part of the generation - he

wasn't very good at praising me. Not that I looked at it. It wasn't part

of his emotional vocabulary to do that. He would tape my shows but not

tell me he was doing that. I knew he was doing it. I was never looking

for approval from him, which was just as well! Towards the end, when

I saw him in hospital, him and mum died last year, he was really

pleased to see me, he was like - and I thought you are leaving it a bit

late! He said, "I'm looking forward to your show tonight." He got

confused at that point. It was the last time I saw him, ten days before

he died. It was really good. He left it late but we got there in the end.

That is what counts. Yes. Have I Got News For You is back next Friday.

Yes. You have had lots of guest hosts. Claudia, you have been on the

panel? Very badly! How nerve-racking is that? Ian came to see me first

and he went - and I was beside myself. I read all the newspapers,

just in case... And I said - he said, "Do you love the show?" I'm

obsessed by the show, which I am. He said, "That's bad. Some guests who

love the show sit there going..." They forget they are in it! These

people are hilarious and brilliant. He said, "Can you try and get on the

fairground ride?" That is the thing for the guests, trying to get

something early on to settle themselves. It is easy to watch it

all and forget you are meant to be contributing. A bit like on this

programme! It's true. It is exactly that! On that point, you wanted to

write an autobiography, you said you wanted to write a comedy film. Is

that going to happen? Hopefully. I have been talking about it for

years. At the moment, British cinema is going through a boon with British

comedy films. The Inbetweeners film made millions... If you would like

to read Only When I Laugh, it is out tomorrow. Is it? I wondered why I

was on the show! You look great on the cover. Anyway, on that note, it

is time for another round of Have I Got Strictly News For You. John,

what is in store? We want to know what happened next. Paul, here is

yours. Tonight, you will be seeing many different stars of dance. Oh.

What happened next, Paul? I have no idea. It must be extraordinary for

it to be a what happened next moment! I don't know. Is this the

week that Craig Revel Horwood streaked across the ballroom? Can

you remember, Tess? I haven't got a clue! Gangnam. That is when you do

that! Of course. John, is that right? You will be seeing many

different stars of dance, except Gangnam Style!

Well done! Clever girl. Well done, Claudia. We now go to Tess and

Claudia. Here's yours. What happened next? Did she

accidentally dance? Anton spun Ann across the floor and she revealed

big yellow matching bloomers. Let's have a look.

The human mop(!) John, who's in the lead? At the

moment... I haven't scored any. Tess and Claudia - six points. Paul made

a little joke and I gave him one for that. That's nice of you(!) It was

about Ann Widdecombe. Paul suggested it would be better if she didn't

dance so he gets a one. I am deeply happy with that. Nothing for the

train driver's sandwich joke! If you were driving around the roads of

East Anglia on Sunday, you may have seen a stream of buses heading for

Duxford. It wasn't a rail replacement service but the world's

largest bus rally. Yes, sounds brilliant(!) Dom Littlewood went

along for the ride to set some of our friends here a challenge.

We have all had to wait for one, but wouldn't you Adam and Eve it, 60 of

them come along at the same time! Just about! I'm on a convoy of

vintage buses that have driven here from all over the country for one

massive party, basically to show off! There are over 400 buses at

Show Bus. There's Bedfords from the 1930s, to Leyland Leopards from the

1960s. And 60 years ago today, the iconic red Routemaster bus was

unveiled. After a long hard working life, you might think they are ready

for the scrapyard. You would be wrong. There is an army of restorers

who are devoting their lives to keeping these pristine and running.

Like brothers Rob and Andy Lodge, who have a fleet of restored buses.

Part of their family business, which dates back to the 1920s. When did

your passion for buses start? Well, we were born into the business. Our

grandfather started the business in 1920 after he had come out from the

First World War. One of the first vehicles he had would be something

similar to this one. He started a bus service from the village. It's

all exposed on both sides. That doesn't suit our weather? It started

life off the same as the one there and had the conversion done to work

the seafront at Skegness. For bus lovers, there could be a cloud on

the horizon. Being in my late 30s, I'm not entitled to one yet. There

is a chance a future Government might be taking the free bus passes

away. Colin and Andrea helped set up the Save The Buses Campaign. I think

it is a major thing for people who are retired. Otherwise, they are

stuck at home looking at four walls. I know you are passionate about

this. How many signatures have you managed to get? 152,347. Wow! Steve

and Barbara Gibbs have been managed for 40 years and enjoy using their

free bus passes to explore the whole country. Steve, you have come back

from a long trip on the buses? Well, yes, something over 2,000 miles. It

was from Land's End to John O'Groats and back again to Land's End all

using local buses. That was to raise money for this fella here. Did you

like the fact that he was away? I loved it! Yes! It was a holiday for

you as well. I have got a little proposition for these four. As you

are all lovers of the bus pass, The One Show would like to set you a

challenge, where your long passion for buses should stand you in good

stead. Are you up for it? ALL: Yes! Coming up: It will be a

tight one. That goes out 1023. I hope they have missed the bus. They

are right behind us. Come on! The jeopardy. We will be finding out how

The One Show Bus pass challenge went later on. An hour's show tonight.

Still half an hour to go. I can't wait to hear about Strictly(!) It's

now! Double whammy of Strictly this weekend. The nation is waiting.

Paul, you are a big fan? I love it. I watch it avidly. The people on it

are people who have achieved something and they are trying to

achieve something else. I love it. We would like to know what we can

expect this weekend. It is on Friday and Saturday. How does it work? A

double weekend of dancing. On the Friday, six people take to the

floor. Nine on Saturday. They are - I can't wait to see it. We haven't

seen them dance yet. We have gone to rehearsals. Tomorrow is the day.

Friday and Saturday is the first dance any of us will see them

perform live. You will know. Your gums are stuck to the top of your

mouth! Was the first time the most terrifying of all? Definitely. That

is why nobody can talk. It gets more intense as the weeks go on. So, for

the last couple of weeks, the dancers have been with their

partners getting on. Let's have a look in the rooms right now. We have

got Alison. Love Alison. Alison will do well. She has got rhythm.

Joy and energy when she dances. Judi is lovely. A great sense of humour.

She is used to being in charge. Used to being the boss and coach. Not

used to being Anton is fabulous lead. . I think the people who do

brilliantly are the ones where they get on fantastically. That chemistry

is important Of course. You are in the training room all the time they

are getting on fantastically. In the papers it's saying Pixie Lott and

Simon Webbe from Blue and Frankie mentioned to do well. Who are the

other people - You can't predict. Pixie has a jive. It's a tough dance

as a first dance. Simon has a jive. Different to what they are used to

dancing. I have seen Gregg doing dancing. It was only eight seconds.

That was more than enough. I'd like to think I was an expert. Put it

into context that eight seconds? Just imagine. Set the scene. He did

it, he came up to me and went, "this is great" he was adorable. People

can't believe it. They sign up and hope it will be fun. It's just

fantastic fun. It gets addictive. It's part of the appeal to see them

getting the dancing bug. Six couples will be tackling the cha-cha-cha

this weekend. If you're wondering at home how it's done, here's Len and

Claudia to show you how. 2-3, Cha, Cha, Cha. No, 2, 3, Cha, Cha, Cha.

You go under. I come under. Come on. Put both your hands on my buttocks!

Are you sure is? It's all about facial expression. Ahhh! I'm

mortified. Man handling him there. The good news for everybody at home

is that will is a chance for viewers to take part. How does this happen?

Strictly has teamed up with Comic Relief. What Comic Relief want to do

is champion fantastic people who are never applauded really. People might

know them at home. If you are watching, email, nominate it at the

website. Anyone who is a big Strictly fan and a wonderful human

being and helps others. They will be part of Strictly. What will they do?

They will dance. With a professional partner? Yes, with a proper Strictly

partner. I don't want to give too much away... You want people to get

in contact? Please, exactly! That is a good point. My lips are sealed -

no, not that sealed. If people nominate somebody there will be a

show next year. The leadup to Comic Relief. They will have the full

Strictly experience. Can you imagine how many people will get in touch. I

can hear couples saying - shall we nominate ourselves. Someone who is a

Foster parent, or extraordinary in their own way And deserve a huge

fuss. The Strictly live shows start this Friday. John what is up your

sleeve for Round 3? This is the odd-one-out round. I will show you

four famous Strictly faces. Tell me the wrong one out and why. . Ronnie

Corbett, Natasha Kaplinsky, Fearne Cotton and Angela Rippon. Ronnie

Corbett stood in for Bruce. Natasha Kaplinsky stood in for me. She did

four weeks of an eight series run. Very kindly. Fearne Cotton hosted a

children in need experience. Angela is the odd-one-out. That would be

the answer. Angela Rippon. You all got it right. It's a bit

embarrassing. It was Angela Rippon. All the others guest hosted, but

Angela Rippon hosted Come Dancing. Paul, here is your four. Anton du

Beke, Craig Revel Horwood and Quentin Wilson and Fiona Phillips.

Quentin Wilson I would say is the odd-one-out. No. Put them back.

Quentin danced. So did Fiona. Anton did and Craig judges. I would say

Quentin Wilson will is the wrong one out as I've never heard of him. The

odd-one-out is Craig. All the others have let a record for getting the

lowest scores in different dances. Craig has the record for awarding

the lowest scores, including eight scores of just one point. Tess and

Claudia you are ahead. You are playing solo. There is another

round, 100 points are on offer. How, lovely. Can't wait. You have a film

for us next? I have. It's the true story of a dramatic prison break

which reads like a plot of a film. One of Britain's most sensational

prison escapes took place it was well planned, well execute and

worthy of a Hollywood movie. A helicopter lifts a murder and

burglar out of prison. Police say they are armed and dangerous. Back

in 197 Ian was expecting an average day operating a routine charter

flight. Little did he know that his passenger would be a career criminal

Andrew Russell with very different plans -- 1997. You are going on a

short flight, aren't you? Absolutely. Half an hour, 35

minutes, Stansted to Leicester. You are expecting that. He is sitting

here. You are relaxed. The helicopter took off and it wasn't

long before the passenger revealed the true nature of his business. I

found myself looking down the barrel of this revolver he was holding.

Pointing the gun straight at you? Yeah. Then he said? The lines, "do

what you're told and you won't get hurt" he really did use those words.

I said, "fine." Then, "where do you want me to go?" He put the gun

against my temple and said, "I want to go to the prison." This is the

prison deep in the Leicestershire country side. It has 24-hours

patrols, one of the most secure prisons in the country. With Russell

training the gun on him, Ian was ordered to fly over the perimeter

fence and put the helicopter down in the middle of the prison football

pitch. It was pretty exciting. If you want

an adrenaline rush it was the day to be there to see that. Everyone was

stunned it had actually happened. As we are crossing the boundary of the

prison a couple of them are waving towels at me. As I am 15-20 feet

from the ground. They depatch themselves from the mob and run

towards the helicopter. The two prisoners, seen on CCTV. John

Kendall and Sydney Draper made their break for freedom. They were

dangerous men. Kendall was inside for eight years for burglary and

about to face more charges. Draper was a convicted murderer. We were 50

meters away at that point. Ual cape bolt might have had trouble to get

there before the helicopter took over. The helicopter was on the

ground 23 seconds and then away. We were trained for lots of things.

Stopping helicopters isn't part of our training. We were - if we got

there, I'm not sure what we were going to do. With the escape

prisoners on board, Ian was made to fly south. They threatened to shoot

him in the leg if he didn't land on a glow r local golf course. He

pretended poor visibility made that impossible. He put down on what he

thought was a safer place, an industrial estate. I wanted to stay

flying as long as I do good. I was certain the moment I stopped flying

pie would be dead much we found our way here. The two in the back got

out. Russell, in the front, tried to drag me out of the helicopter to go

with him. I didn't fancy that too much. I told him if I left the

helicopter with the blades still turning it was likely to kill us

both. It's not strictly true. So he ran off to join his mates. For Ian,

the drama was over. Three desperate criminals were still on-the-run.

This was the first time a helicopter had been used in a successful prison

break in the UK. A massive manhunt ensued. Every police force in the

country is now involved in the search. Despite their detailed and

meticulous plans it didn't take the law long to catch with them. All

three were recaptured, one after 10-days arm were given prison

sentences for the escape. The hijacker was sent down for 10 years.

Life on-the-run was the one part of their plan that was doomed to

failure. 23 seconds. That is pretty unbelievable. Incredible. Once that

happened, then all the prisons, all the high-security prisons made sure

it couldn't happen again. Game over. It is so absurd, isn't it? You think

these exercise yards, down comes a helicopter, away they go. How then

did they manage to put a stop to helicopters? A lot of it obvious

netting. Apart from making sure they know what is going on. It is

interesting, this year, in Mount Joy Prison in Dublin they had the

netting over came a drone, full of drugs for prisoners, would you

believe it, it got caught in the netting. It's absurd at another

level. You also think it's a serious business. Thank you. You have to go

back to your desk. 100 points did you say for Paul? We asked you to

vote on whether you would get involved in a situation where

someone was being offensive to an overweight person. Voting has

closed. We get the results from Dr Mark Porter in a few moments. Time

to go back to the restaurant in Leeds where Anita discovers how

fellow diners react to our setup. We are in Leeds running an experiment.

Using secret cameras we are watching on as a waiter and an overweight

female customer, played by actors, play out a provocative scene. She

orders a high calorie meal. A burger with all the trimmings.

Our fake waiter questions her choices in a way that would make

anyone feel embarrassed. That's a hell of a lot of calories for one

person, at one sitting. Maybe you should consider a salad. Will fellow

diners come to her aid? I thought we decided you didn't want the onion

rings because you have enough food. Can you stop treating me like a

child. Can I take it away? They both Some onlookers are looked. Clearly

uncomfortable. They are trying to ignore it. I haven't finished yet.

You haven't finished. Could you leave, it please. This is turning

into masterclass in avoiding an awkward situation. We ask Laura to

make a fake phone call to a friend explaining how upset she is. Take

her food off her while she is on the phone. I haven't finished. I think

you have. Can you put it down please I haven't finish itted. Seriously.

Too Finally people are showing concerned. The diners two table down

have noticed too. They are being supportive. The man goes off to

complain to the manager. Laura now has the room on her side, at last.

No-one suspects this is all a setup until we emerge from our hiding

place to find out why it took so long for people to get involved. We

were ear wigging. It was making you feel awkward.

Would you have taken issue with the waiter directly? No, probably not.

Want to get away. Will a second sitting, with different diners, see

people coming to Laura's aid more quickly? There is your full-fat

fries. I wanted onion rings. You still want the onion rings. This

time diners are able to notice the tension between Laura and the

waiter. She has heard. She is giving him Daggers across the room. This

happens all the time. What do you mean? People come in and order too

much food, it's not good for your health. Did you hear what he said.

He said you shouldn't order that much food. The two lads on the other

side have noticed something too. The tension is obvious. Do you want this

full-fat mayo. What is your issue? I think I should advise you snoochl

you hadn't advising anyone else. With with respect everyone uses the

NHS as much as you... What is anyone going to do about it?

One of the men does act. He calls for the manager. I want to make a

formal complaint... He could see she was upset and he did something about

it, quietly. He didn't make a scene. No. Our waiter is sent to make a

grudging apology and now people do confront him directly. The manager

has told me to apologise to you. It's disgusting. That doesn't make

things right. The girl is overweight and she had ordered a lot of food.

It should never have happened. Time to reveal it's all been a set-up.

How was it making you feel? I felt awkward. Did you? When he got

involved, you felt more comfortable? Yes. When he came out with the mayo,

I thought that was disgusting. Laura's knight in shining armour did

step in to defend her, trying to avoid a commotion which might have

made Laura's embarrassment worse. I didn't think it was fair to talk

about it in front of anyone else. Did he do the right thing?

Definitely. He came in at the right time. We were uniting against him.

So, thanks, guys. It only took one person to step up and intervene and

everybody else supported them. What you have to ask yourself is - if it

was you, would you get involved? We will announce the results of what

you said later on. Tess, what would you do? Would you go hang on... If I

saw someone being talked to like that, and being picked on, it is

like bullying, I could not stand by and not say anything. I would have

to say something. Could you? We can all go of course we would get

involved. At what point do you get involved? Are you the first one to

go up? You have been having your say tonight. Dr Mark Porter is here.

Would you get involved? Yes, 79% of One Show viewers said they would get

involved, 21% said no. That's good. That's heart warming. We saw in the

film - we had an actor playing the waiter. He was bang out of order.

You think that it's counterproductive for us to point

out when somebody's maybe overweight and best to sit back and let them

acknowledge the problem? What we want is for people to do something

about their weight. The finger-wagging days have gone.

Latest research shows people who are subject to that discrimination,

where they are teased if they are children, and people accuse them of

being fat, they put more weight on. A similar thing, we have had in

general practice, if we scare patients by saying your weight is

going to make your diabetes worse, that doesn't work. What works is

when we say to people there is an issue here, we need to raise that

issue. How can we help you? It is a bit like somebody smoking saying,

you are a smoker, I'm going to say I can help you if you want to be

helped. And they will do something about it. Do you think there is an

element of denial? Yes. There is an element of denial from doctors. The

research shows doctors don't raise the issue. We skirt around it

because we don't want to raise it because it can be quite difficult,

particularly with parents of children. Patients tell us they want

us to raise it. It is not all about eating too much and doing too

little. Those are two main factors. We need to treat people with some

sense. We want to get them to lose weight. And lead by example. There

are 1.5 million employees in the NHS, the least we can do is lead by

example, sucking in his tumm y! You can let your belly out now! We have

one final round left of this. John? It's finally the Caption

Competition. Both teams, here is your son of a gun! Have a look at

that. Russell Grant. That was at Wembley. What do you think? I can't

think of anything that is broadcastable! I can, actually. I

don't know. What is the answer? Go on, Claudia? He is going to the

moon, something like that. I can see Uranus! How many points have been

deducted for that? Just lost six points. I never knew it would be so

difficult. Zero for that and Paul made quite a nice crack, so we will

give him two. So, we have now got the Final result. Here we go. Want

the Final result? Yes. Tess and Claudia have waltzed into a clear

lead, they have got 10. And Paul, Have I Got Bad News, 5. That was a

good game. Very good. Thanks for all your effort. Thank you, John. Time

to get on with Dom's challenge. It is a bit like a Top Gear Challenge,

but with buses. It is early morning and Andrea and Colin from Walsall

and Steve and Barbara from Leicester are finding out about their One Show

Bus Challenge. Your One Show Bus Challenge is to travel by bus and

get to the centre of Cambridge. Plot your route to your final

destination. I'm having the chocolates! From their start point,

each team's journey should take four hours to complete. Though that is

only if they plot the correct route. That will do. One, two, three, four,

five, six stops. It is going to be a tight one because that goes out at

1023. We are not on a Wednesday. That's screwed that idea up. We

better get a move on. As the full extent of the task sinks in, the

teams evaluate their chances. I am worried about if we miss the

connections. I don't know how often the buses run. If we miss one... We

have lost it. We are going to win! We are going to win, absolutely.

With routes plotted and schedules to keep, it is time to catch the first

bus. Stay on the bus, we don't get off. I have asked the driver, he is

going to give us a shout when we get there. While Colin and Andrea

discuss routes, Barbara and Steve discuss the view. Beautiful. Lovely.

Forget about cutting the grass, Steve, today is all about cutting

travel time! My bus pass is part of my life to me. It's for every day

things, like going to the shops, or taking my grandson out, going to

football matches, you know. It is a great social thing. You can get out,

meet friends. You have not got to worry about parking. An hour into

their journey, Steve and Barbara ditch the timetable in the hope of

speeding things up. We used our initiative and did some asking. We

didn't know places. I wonder how the others are doing. Don't know. I hope

they have missed the bus! Wishful thinking. Think coffee, flapjack,

and loads of time till the next bus. It is Andrea here. Where are you? We

have quite a way to go. We are cheating, we have got Nigel Mansell

driving! We have got two buses to go. We will save some chocolate for

you if we are there first. Refuelled, it is the Final stages of

the journey which would have cost ?20. If you had to pay every time,

your pension is eaten away. The older people, when you hear the

conversations, they are saying we don't know what we would do without

the bus passes. It's neck-and-neck as both teams near the city centre.

As both buses hit the depot, our teams almost bump into each other.

We might make it. We are going now. Come on. Cue the sprint finish. We

saw Steve and Barbara, I said let's run! We saw the other couple and we

all began to run. They are right behind us. Come on. She had the whip

on me back! Colin finishes first with the others not far behind. Well

done. Well done. Both teams bag a chocolate treat for their efforts.

Andrea was the navigator. I was the runner. It's worked out. I don't run

for anything but I will run for chocolate! The number of older

people who are on the bus using it - and it is such a social thing for

them. They were meeting up. Obviously regulars going shopping.

Fantastic. ALL: Cheers!

Huge congratulations to Colin and Andrea.

APPLAUSE Victorious. Very well done. Are you

planning another trip? Well, I usually go into Walsall with my bus

pass, but I'm going to go to Stoke. How far is that then? About 45

miles. What about you, Colin? I shall go to Birmingham to the

museums. There we are. This is the thing, Steve. You can get all around

England now on one of these Freedom Passes. Tell us about your idea? I

don't think that the older people make enough use of it and my idea is

to write a series of guides of various regions. They like that. You

will make a fortune. That's not the object. Yes. It's a nice bonus. How

real is the threat to the national bus pass? At the moment, the threat

is quite real. There's some research being done. There's a company called

Social Market Foundation, a think-tank, and they have done some

research. This is a think-tank who also campaigned for the removal of

the fuel allowance. The bus pass is costing the economy for up to ?1

million a year. There was some research done by Greener Journeys.

For every ?1 spent on the bus, ?2.87 is spent... I will hand you that,

Dom. The Walsall Pensioners' Convention,

they sent a petition in to 10 Downing Street. There were 152,000

signatures on it. They want any party that is running for office

next year to pledge to keep it. That is a lot of signatures. That will

perpetuate between now and next year as well. If the party pledged to

keep it, what will happen is any local authority by law will have to

fund the buses and that's for pensioners, for disabled and for

blind people. We will have to stop you there. The bus is about to go!

That is all we have time for. Thanks to Paul, who is back there

somewhere. His autobiography Only When I Laugh is out tomorrow. Of

course, thanks to the girls, Claudia and Tess. Strictly gets under way

this Friday 9.00pm on BBC One. Tomorrow, we will be joined by

Andrew Marr. Good night. Good night! Hello, I'm Sam Naz with

your 90 second update.