Batman and Extreme Cheese Blue Peter

-Roses are red.

-Violets are blue.

On today's show...

Lindsey goes caving for cheese, Radzi meets Lego Batman,

and Gabrielle Aplin does her latest single, Miss You.

Kind of works as a poem, doesn't it?

Don't know if it did work. It did rhyme, though.

-Sounds like a good show.

-Right.

-It is.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Hello!

-Hello!

-Hello! Hello, hello, hello.

-Hi!

Welcome to live Blue Peter.

Valentine's Day is around the corner,

which means this show is all about...

..loooove.

-OK, Rad, stop.

-That was a bit weird.

-That's a lot.

-But it's true,

it's true, love IS in the air,

you can hear it courtesy of today's guest, Gabrielle Aplin.

Isn't it beautiful? If you think her playing's good,

wait 'till you hear her sing, later.

-Yeah.

-It's like sitting in a bath of melted chocolate.

-True!

-You smiled, then.

There's loads coming up on today's show,

but don't just take my word for it,

I'm going to hand over to the star of

the brand-new Lego Batman movie.

It's Will Arnett.

-GROWLING:

-Coming up in today's show -

Lindsey's set an extreme cheese challenge in a cave.

Sounds grate!

We show you how to make the cutest Valentine's card gross.

And in Blue Peter's greatest ever moment in history,

me...

Batman.

# Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah...

# Batman! #

-IN GRUFF BATMAN VOICE:

-We'll also be playing Spot Shelley,

she is the master of disguises.

Where is she? Nobody knows.

-That's actually not too bad.

-That was quite good, in fairness.

-Well done, Rad.

-APPLAUSE

-By the way, I already found Shelley. She's right there.

-Doesn't count.

Right, then, let's talk about

our Red Nose Day Totaliser, shall we?

-Walk this way. We've got some lovely shots we need to look at.

-Let's go.

Look at it in all of its glory.

The idea is for us to capture as many jokes as we can,

and chuck them into the Totaliser to give us a big total.

Now, we smashed the total in the first week,

-how are we doing thus far, Radz?

-Let's find out!

DRUMROLL

-Here we go.

-The number of jokes sent into Blue Peter is...

Yay!

-1794, to be precise.

-Wow!

-Loads!

Wow! Crew, make some noise, that's pretty good!

CHEERING

But you know what? Guys at home, I think you can do even better,

we want even more jokes sent in.

And let us know what you're doing this year

for Comic Relief and Red Nose Day.

-There's two ways to get involved, Barney.

-Yes, there are.

Oh, I've got my own shot. Hello. I love it when this happens.

It's all about me, darlings.

So this is the Comedy Classroom form,

download it from the website and fill it in.

We want three original jokes, please,

that's three jokes that you've made up.

Get them in and Miranda Hart and Richard Curtis

will actually be judging them,

to see which one they think is the best.

It could get read out on the Red Nose Day special, in March.

You've got 'till the 28th February to get these in, please.

Hurry up! Thank you very much. Don't forget, if you want inspiration,

-check out Peter Kay as well, he knows his stuff.

-Ooh, yes.

One of my favourite interviews I've ever done in, well, 67 years.

LAUGHTER

Or option number two,

you can download this form, print it out, and write in there

three of your favourite jokes.

If that, my friends, is more up your strasse.

Someone who's done just that is Tiffany, check this out.

She's filled her form out, there's rainbows, there's pink.

-Barney, you've got a colourful beard.

-I like it.

I'll be doing that next week.

And she's written out her top three favourite jokes.

I'm not going to tell them. Tiffany, it's over to you.

-Tell your joke.

-Nice.

Knock, knock.

ALL: Who's there?

Little old lady.

ALL: Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

SHE YODELS

-That's a good joke.

-Very good. Lol.

-It made me lol.

-Yeah, lol.

What about Meshari, though? How funny is he? Let's have a look.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't TUNA fish.

Really good. Tune a fish.

And back in 1992, that was my hair as well.

Now, though, let's talk about deadlines,

because the deadline for sending in your jokes

is Wednesday 22nd of March,

the day after, on the Thursday, will be our Red Nose Day special,

and there'll be maximum lol-age.

-So just for good measure, let's have one more joke.

-OK.

Aimee, you're a genius. Watch this.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

CHEERING

Really nice. Very good.

That reminds me, cheese.

Cheese. I absolutely adore it,

so when I found out I was doing a film about cheese,

I couldn't BRIE happier.

OK. So why, may you ask, am I starting a film about cheese

outside a cave in Somerset?

Well, all is going to be revealed,

but first I need to head about 45 miles that way,

to Dorset.

This is Ford Farm,

and I'm here because we need to go back to the beginning

and find out how cheese is made.

Nice hairnet, Lindz.

So, where do we start? With milk, of course.

Meet Martin, a cheese-making expert.

Hello, Martin, I am here

and I am ready to milk some cows.

Let's do this.

We've already done that, so we'll crack on and make some cheese today.

Right. Yes. I knew that!

Hands washed and sanitised,

we are good to go.

Oh, my goodness, is that milk?

We fill the tanks with milk.

This is now curds and whey.

-So that's why there's kind of little bits in it?

-Yeah.

When a special ingredient is added to milk,

it splits into curds and whey.

Curds are the solid bits, and whey is the liquid.

The curds and whey are now being drained and separated.

It's foaming, it's hot.

It is hot. It is 40 degrees.

Once most of the whey has been drained,

it's time to cheddar the curds.

-So the idea is we cut it with a knife.

-Yeah.

And then we roll the loaf over.

Oh, right.

-And that's cheddaring?

-And that's cheddaring.

-And that's why it's called cheddar cheese.

-Absolutely.

You cut, I'll roll.

Oh, it's quite heavy, isn't it?

Oh, it's really hot!

It's like wet, hot, scrambled egg.

And it's really heavy.

How long do you just keep doing this for?

-About two hours.

-Two hours?!

Get strong. It's a good workout, cheddaring.

After cutting and turning the curds into blocks,

all our hard work is undone by this machine

which breaks it up again into small pieces,

to make sure that the cheese gets an even scattering of salt.

The curds are then are put into moulds to be pressed into shape.

-So these are the moulds.

-OK.

-So, now, we tip the curds in.

-Oh, and then it all gets pressed down?

And then press them down into it to make the shape.

Still wouldn't want to eat this in a sandwich, would you?

'After four hours of being pressed, our cheese is carefully...

'Yeah, very carefully...'

Come on, cheese!

'..taken out and covered with a layer of lard,

'to protect it from drying out.'

It's like a proper Blue Peter make.

'It's then wrapped and left to mature for 12 months.'

Quite proud of that, Martin. Done.

'I've just got one more thing on my to-do list.'

I feel like you can't come to a cheese factory

and not have a go at driving the cheese around.

So Martin's let me have a go. I'm in reverse.

Oh. Oh, I thought it'd go faster.

Oh, I could drive a forklift all day long.

This is just great.

LORRY HORN TOOTS

Except, I can't.

Because this cheese doesn't just sit on the farm for 12 months.

Oh, no.

Remember the cave from earlier?

Well, it's about to take centre stage

because this type of cheese is special.

To give it a unique, earthy flavour

it's kept 16 metres underground,

at the Wookey Hole caves in Somerset,

and that's exactly where our cheese is heading.

Mm, cheesy.

So our cheese is going to take place with the others,

but as you can see, this is a Blue Peter cheese,

and on Blue Peter we love a challenge,

so I want to take this cheese further

than any cheese has gone before.

To get our cheese into its home for the year,

I'm going to take it caving.

Guys, this is extreme cheese!

I don't really know what that is, but luckily,

caving guide Becca is here to help me.

Hi, how are you doing? Thank you for helping me today.

Let's do this.

I'm taking our cheese through some of the ancient tunnels

and caverns that have only recently been opened,

so I've wrapped it carefully in a bag.

That is a tight squeeze.

SHE GROANS AND STRUGGLES

It's incredible to think that some of the caves I'm travelling through

were created 50,000 years ago.

This cheese had better taste good. I'll tell you that much.

But caving is only the beginning.

It turns out I'll do anything for cheese.

Not just crawling through tunnels.

So, Becca, what are we doing? I'm scared.

Lindsey, you're going to do an abseil.

So when you're ready,

if you just want to kneel down, and go out to the edge.

-Let go?

-Let go.

OK. Oh, my goodness.

-This is an intense way to store cheese, I've got to say.

-It is.

We could have just put it in the fridge, you know?

'This is ridiculous.

'I'm dangling from a rock face,

'all for a block of cheddar.'

Just managed to do an abseil with two kilos of cheese on my back.

Can't say that every day, can you?

It doesn't end there.

Next on our route, traversing,

which involves making our way across the cave walls,

clinging to just a rope,

over a lake.

This is so tricky.

There's barely any room to place my feet.

But...finally...

After travelling nearly 500m through these beautiful caverns,

I've finally come to the place where the cheese is going to rest

for the next 12 months,

and just through here is cheese chamber expert Tanis.

-Tanis, hi.

-Oh, hi! Nice to meet you.

Good to meet you. It is great to be here.

-How did you get here?

-There's a path just down there.

'OK, that's a little bit annoying.'

Oh, right.

So, whereabouts is my cheese going to go?

It's going to go right here.

-Amazing! Shall we get it out?

-Yeah.

I don't know if it's a bit battered and bruised.

-No, I'm sure it will be perfect.

-Here we go.

The moment of truth. It's come a long way.

There we go.

Well done!

Blue Peter cheese!

So why is it important that it's in here, Tanis?

It is 11 degrees all year round,

it has a perfect humidity,

and it has a nice earthy flavour the caves bring out in it.

Our BP cheddar will take on those cave-y tastes

as it matures 16m below the ground for the next year.

Job done.

Do you know what? I am actually really proud of that,

cheese made with my own fair hands.

That is extreme cheese.

Do you know what? I'm actually still full from all the cheese

I ate on that day. A little cheese tummy!

Does that mean we can go back in a year

and have a ploughman's in that cave? That'd be amazing, wouldn't it?

-With our Blue Peter cheese.

-Maybe! Let it mature.

-OK.

"Which cheese is the cheesiest..."

was the question I came up with out of the back of that film.

Fear not, if you have the same question,

because we answered it yesterday. Radzi, say some words.

In honour of Aimee, we are having cheese, vs Nacho cheese.

That's not its official name, we just called it that.

We essentially ate a lot of cheese. The video evidence is right there.

There's also evidence of the post you sent in,

courtesy of the Big Badge Wall.

# Ba ba-da dah! #

That's the theme tune.

-Good.

-Can you do that again, Lindz?

-# Ba ba-da dah! #

-We're going to incorporate that into next week's show.

-No, let's not.

Look at the heart which Mila Lily has sent in, you clever thing, you.

-Aww, look!

-Shelley, Barney, Lindsey, myself,

and that has earned you your very own silver badge.

Well done, Mila Lily, coolest name ever!

That is well nice, yeah, thank you!

This one's been sent in from Amber.

Now, Amber makes these tiles, really special tiles,

for her friends and family, normally.

She collects bits of tile and stone and sticks them on to tile

and then sends them to people.

-It's lovely.

-Aw!

-Amber, well done. Thank you very much.

You've got yourself your very own green badge.

Guys, have a look at this from Theo from Reading.

He was clearly inspired by my awful tackle last week,

playing American football. Look at me there, my leg looks very bendy.

I think because I'm running fast.

There's the ball, I'm going for my first touchdown.

Theo, you're a legend, you've earned yourself a badge. Well done.

Please keep your post coming in. Here are the details you need.

We'd love to hear from you. You're amazing.

-Let's fill our Badge Wall with more stuff, please.

-Now, boys...

-What?

Maybe something you like to send in, in the future, is one of these...

-Not really!

-Your very own Valentine's Day heart.

It's actually lovely, isn't it?

-Well, it looks like a normal card, doesn't it?

-Yeah.

-But there is actually a secret message inside.

-No, there's not!

-There is, I promise. Radz, I'll give it to you.

-OK...

-# Da da-da dah! #

-Ah, that's clever.

-Look at that!

-It says something on it.

It does, read the message. I wrote that for you earlier.

-Be my Valentine? Lindsey Russell!

-That's right!

-You shouldn't have.

-It's not for you.

-What?

-It's actually for Gabrielle Aplin and she's going to help me.

-Phew!

-Gabrielle's here!

-That was a close one.

-CHEERING

-Thank you, that's for you. So...

-You're going to be performing later.

-Yes!

-Which we're very excited about.

-What are you going to be doing?

-I'm going to be performing

an acoustic version of my song, Miss You.

I've been a fan of yours for ages and I've seen you in

-rehearsals and I nearly cried it was so beautiful.

-Oh, thank you!

Now, you're a big fan of art as well, aren't you?

Yes, I love making things.

-OK, before we do, let's chat about how you got into music.

-Yes.

Because you used to upload videos. How old were you when you started?

-I was around 14, I think...

-So, quite young.

..when I started putting videos online, yeah, I was really young.

-There you are.

-That is me. I wanted feedback

from people all over the world,

so I put up my songs online and whilst - it's really important

also not to put too much online,

so, only my songs and not any personal information.

Yeah, no personal details.

And if you want to know how to stay safe online,

make sure you head to the CBBC website. The address is there.

-Check it out. For now, shall we get arty?

-Yes!

-High-five.

Come on, this is your first Blue Peter make.

Gabrielle, what are we going to need?

We are going to need...

Guys, round of applause, she's off to a good start!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Beautifully read, remembered, sorry,

beautifully remembered! OK, so the first thing we need to do

is grab a pencil like so. You need to grab a scrap of paper.

You can grab anything, wrapping paper, newspapers, magazines.

-What have you got?

-I've got some psychedelic wallpaper.

-We like that.

-Flowers, very girlie. I've gone for a nice bit of pink card.

-Nice.

So, grab your pencil and slowly roll it round like that.

It is fiddly but it's worth it because it's the coolest card ever.

Roll it all the way like that and before you get to the end,

grab your glue and just put a little strip along like so.

Make it nice and sticky because you need to keep rolling the

pencil over and really press down.

Make sure that is stuck. You'll have more time at home. And there we go.

Ah, nice!

You need to make a few of these. I'll add that to your collection.

The reason is that you'll be making a heart shape out of all

these rolls. We've got some here, we've got a star, a circle, a heart.

To do that, we've helped you out on the BP website.

-Yes!

-Because look at these.

Here are your templates, even the Blue Peter badge,

-in case you want to make that. We'll make the heart today.

-Yes!

Gabrielle, please, show me how to use it.

Well, take our straw we just made and measure them out

-on this template.

-Oh, cool.

-Some are a bit long, so you can mark it off here.

-Very good.

-And trim it to size.

-OK.

-Ask for help with scissors, by the way, if you do need that.

-Yes.

-And then, top tip, go on, you can do it.

-Are you sure?

-It's a good one.

You can use the leftover bits for other parts.

-Oh, look! We love recycling on BP.

-Love recycling.

You keep doing that because you've got lots of snipping to do.

I'll show you how to make the card. It will look something like this.

Here is a bit of pink paper or thicker paper, it doesn't

really matter because underneath we've got a bit of cereal box.

That just makes it nice and sturdy because later we're going to

put buttons on, glitter, all sorts.

You really can be creative and it will make it nice and strong.

The next thing, I know you're not quite finished,

but once you've got your heart-shape all cut out, all your

little rolls the right size, you need to get them

on the front of the card. How do we do that?

So, we start with the middle, biggest one, and we put that

in the middle of this card.

OK. And then work your way down and down...

Yes and we do that to remember where we are.

You line them up like so. You match them all up and glue as you go.

We haven't time today but once you've done that,

it should look something like this. Here's one we hashtag made earlier.

There you go. So, it's starting to take shape, as you can see.

Yeah, that's definitely a heart.

But now, it's time to get your secret message inside.

I like this bit. Would you like to do the secret message?

-I would love to do the honours, please.

-OK.

-Show us what you're going to do.

-It's a secret.

-Oh, OK.

A secret, we're not allowed to know! You write your message,

I won't look, don't worry.

I'll show you how you get it inside the card.

Same pencil as before, open your card and there is a little

bit of tack, put that behind what you reckon is the strongest roll.

I'm going to go for this purple one, I think.

About a centimetre in, it doesn't need to be neat, plonk it down,

make a nice hole, oh, hello, don't drop your pencil like me!

You might need a bit of help.

Once you've done that, you can thread a bit of string

through there, it should fit through with a little button

on the end and it will look something like this one.

-It's starting to take shape.

-It's starting to look good!

Which can only mean one thing, it's time to get the message inside it.

We'll use both of us because it can be a bit fiddly.

So, you roll the message up.

-Yes.

-You put it inside the orange one.

-OK.

And I will hold the string and we should see the string disappear.

Can you see? It is moving. Out of my hands, which is a good thing.

-And we've done it! The secret message.

-Yay!

I'm relieved because that didn't work in rehearsals.

The secret message is in there, which is fantastic.

Now, just to make it really subtle,

of where the message is, we're going to put buttons and glitter

everywhere. But also, it's worth saying we tied a really neat

little knot just there.

-I've gone kind of wild with my creation.

-Yeah!

There's glitter all over my hands.

-Gabrielle, you made one earlier.

-I did. I've used stars on mine.

-Oh, look! That's really lovely!

-I had a good time.

I can tell you had a good time. It's fab!

All the details you need are on the Blue Peter website...

So, make sure you please send them in because I haven't got

a Valentine's card yet this year, so, hint, hint.

-Let's see the message inside.

-Would you like to do the honours?

OK, so I pull there... Ooh, it's out. What did you write?

-Well...

-I hope it's really lovely.

It says, "Can we see what happened when Radzi met Batman?"

I thought you'd never ask. Have a look...

-GRUFF BATMAN VOICE:

-I don't care what anybody says,

I've got the best Batman voice.

Because, to be honest, I am the real Batman.

-Radzi...

-Yes?

-Leave my toys alone!

-Sorry.

-And lose the voice.

-OK.

That was awkward.

Batman is back in brick form and this time he's got his own movie

and I've come to meet the star of Lego Batman, Will Arnett.

-It's an absolute pleasure to meet you.

-The pleasure is mine.

Thank you for allowing us into the Batcave.

Yeah, I mean, just, we made a deal you won't tell anyone where it is.

-No, the secret's safe with us.

-Great.

-Now...

-Underneath Buckingham Palace.

-It's official!

What did I say?

ECHOING: I'm home! I'm home! I'm home!

A big part of our show is the Blue Peter badge and we felt the

way you performed in Lego Batman is worthy of your very own.

This is beyond an honour. Look at that.

-I've also got a bit of a challenge for you.

-Yeah?

Because I got a blue Peter badge delivered, so I thought, whilst

we find out about the film, we could possibly try to reassemble

this massive badge.

-OK, let us do our best. Let's go for it.

-Absolutely.

First things first, for those who haven't seen the film,

what's it all about?

We loved the idea of a film that would kind of investigate

what makes Batman Batman.

When he's not saving Gotham, what is he doing?

Hey, Mom, hey, Dad. I, uh, I saved the city again today.

I think you would have been really proud.

-There you are!

-Argh!

Alfred! I am so sorry. I have incredible reflexes.

Do you have a favourite enemy, a favourite foe of Batman?

Obviously, Batman's relationship with Joker is like

an iconic relationship, you know, he is the ultimate Batman enemy.

-You think you're my greatest enemy?

-Yes! You're obsessed with me.

-Pfff! No, I'm not.

-Yes, you are.

-No, I'm not.

-Yes, you are! Who else drives you to one-up them the way that I do?

-Bane!

-No, he doesn't.

-Superman.

-Superman's not a bad guy!

Then I'd say that I don't currently have a bad guy.

-I am fighting a few different people.

-What?!

I think it's safe to say that some of this

isn't going quite as well as we possibly hoped.

Mm-hm. I think you get the blueprint,

the Blue Peter print, if you will.

And then you make it your own. Which we've done.

How do you do that with your voice?

It's a speaker inside and then I have a thing...

No, no, no...

Alfred left your lobster Thermidor in the fridge.

Oh, that's my favourite, I can't wait.

DEEP VOICE: Batman's like this.

-It's almost like a, like a forced rough whisper, if you will.

-OK.

Which makes it really hard because in the film,

-Batman raps at the end.

-Yes, he does!

-But how do you rap and do the voice?

-It's very difficult.

'I don't want to do that!' That I will not do camera.

-No...

-Sir.

-No, no, no, no.

-Sir.

# No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no. #

HE BEATBOXES Gosh, I hope we were recording that!

Well, Will Arnett, it's been an absolute pleasure.

-The pleasure has been mine.

-Thank you very much.

-Thank you!

And this badge is... It's a work in progress.

# Yeah, uh-huh You know what it is... #

# Everything I do, I do it big... #

Can I just say, not only was Will an awesome bloke but actually that

badge was a lot harder in real life cos it was upside down.

-Radz...

-It was a good effort.

-Was it?

-Puzzles are hard, we understand.

-Yeah, it was, Lindz!

-We've had someone else have

a go and put it together the way it should have been.

-Look how quickly they're doing it.

-Ha-ha!

-There we are.

That's embarrassing!

Lego Fastman. And that is the badge here in the studio.

Do I get a high-five for that?

-Let's go again cos they didn't see that at home.

-No, don't.

-OK.

-You high-five when I do good jokes.

I'm going to redeem myself - go onto the Blue Peter website

for Radzi's Riddles and Puzzles,

where you can take on my mental might.

And I'm very excited for this next part of the show.

It's time for a musical performance from the wonderful Gabrielle Aplin.

Dim the lights, this is Miss You.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# So what you been doing?

# I've been loving my life waking up on my own

# Are you doing the same thing?

# You can say if you like but I don't need to know

# And I, I've been wondering why we've been wasting all this time

# So what you been doing?

# I thought that I saw you, I guess I was wrong

# Are you doing the same thing?

# Convincing yourself you're better alone

# And I could tell you how you never left my mind

# Then you tell me that you miss me and I'm like

# Oh no, I miss you too It's all I ever do

# I'm coming back to you And I won't let go

# Oh no, I miss you too We got making up to do

# I'm coming back to you And I won't let go again

# No, I won't let go again

# So what were we thinking? You got me a cab and we said we were done

# And I thought I was fine

# But the days were so long and they rolled into one

# And I, I couldn't believe you were taking it in your stride

# Then you tell me that you miss me and I'm like

# Oh, no, I miss you too It's all I ever do

# I'm coming back to you And I won't let go

# Oh, no, I miss you too We got making up to do

# I'm coming back to you And I won't let go again

# No, I won't let go again

# Will you be my best friend? Will you be my last?

# I need somebody who can love me like that

# You be my best friend Will you be my last?

# I need somebody who can love me like that

# Oh, no, I miss you too It's all I ever do

# I'm coming back to you

# And I won't let go

# Oh, no, I miss you too

# We got making up to do I'm coming back to you

# And I won't let go again

# No, I won't let go again

# Will you be my best friend? Will you be my last?

# I need somebody who can love me like that

# Will you be my best friend? Will you be my last?

# I need somebody who can love me like that. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Gabrielle Aplin, everybody!

-Absolutely gorgeous.

-That was so great!

-That was beautiful!

-Thank you.

-I feel like I'm going to cry!

-That was stunning.

I don't want to go, I want to hear you sing some more,

but we have to go.

Before we do, let's find out what happened with Spot Shelley.

Where was she and who spotted her, please?

-So, Shelley was hiding on one of our Valentines cards!

-She was.

-No way!

-Top left!

-Sneaky little Shell.

-Sneaky Shell.

-Did anyone get it?

Yes, she was spotted by Blue Violet Mini Baker.

Of course it was Blue Violet Mini Baker!

-Classic.

-Congratulations, you've won a house in Spain.

No, you need to stop giving away prizes!

OK, Gabrielle, thank you so much for coming in today.

Thank you for having me.

If you want even more Gabrielle, head onto the Fan Club, straight

-after the show, and have some chats and giggles with Gabrielle.

-Yes.

Thank you so much.

On next week's show, a very funny man and also one of your favourite

authors, David Walliams is going to be right here in the studio.

CBBC's Junior Bake Off champion, Nikki Lilly, will be showing

off some of her baking skill and believe me, it is incredible.

She's amazing... We're not incredible,

we go head-to-head in a quite terrible golf-off!

-But it's going to be good.

-That was a lot of fun, wasn't it?

Yeah, it was amazing.

We've had jokes throughout the show, so I think we should end with one.

-Let's do it!

-That's not a bad idea.

-We'll say goodbye now,

-but here's a joke from Becky.

-See you next week!

-Bye-bye!

What did the policeman say to his belly?

Freeze! You're under a vest!